http://komonews.com/live/event
>>68444553
FIRST
get rekt faggots
Just fucking shoot him already, incompetent cops. He's a danger to public safety at this point and he's throwing shit at cops.
So, how's this gonna end pol?
he's brandishing a spear and he has the high ground. its over
American Exceptionalism.
>climb trees
>demand smokes
WHAT HAPPENS IF HE COMPLETES HIS STAFF?!
>>68444753
But he's white, can't shoot him
suns going down
>>68444865
>>68444886
so is he
>>68444822
THE
ABSOLUTE
T R E E M A N
>>68444753
Are you mad because he didn't bin his knife?
>>68444773
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/67330662/
>>68444753
>the foreseeable future
AHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK?
>Day 43 of the Treeman saga. Despite bringing him food, water, and a total of 12 cartons of smokes, he refuses to leave. Our current plan is to wait him out; stripping branches to throw at us at 5 feet per day, we expect him to run out of tree 7 days from now. Macy's Department store has finished closing their operations, and our pizza oven was finally delivered, so we can stop sending someone out for pizzas every 4 hours.
>>68444865
He'll cast meme magic.
>>68444753
>a british has a plan that involves guns
so this is a dude in a psychosis?
TREEMAN
R
E
E
M
A
N
>>68444553
First for toolmaker
https://youtu.be/Bf24ucQuAeM
>>68444753
nah, in this situation not even.
the dude hasn't hurt anyone and isn't a real threat so im sure it will come to some sort of peaceful resolution, or he will fall out and land on his head.
also fuck your british humor and joke in the last thread, it would be funny if you had put some effort into it.
>>68444991
He just wants to sit in a tree.
>>68444991
sneky rare
but yes, I think he's on something 2bh
>>68444753
>Belgium under full lockdown after devastating terrorist attack
>America being troubled by man in tree throwing pine cones
Why is Europe so fucking shit?
>>68444991
He ate too many marijuanas.
>>68444865
SEATTLE WILL RETURN TO NATURE ONCE THE STAFF IS COMPLETE
Kek bless the treeman.
>>68445103
keep your mouth shut rather than reciting ancient reddit memes, please
BAN ASSAULT CLUBS!
>>68444936
Welcome to Western Washington.
Drone flying into treeman when?
OP here
get in here then spam this thread after limit
>>68443812
>>68443812
>>68443812
>>68443812
>>68444865
Turns into an eagle and flies away
>>68444936
>>68445236
I wonder if he has any idea that people in the EU are watching him play in a tree
Can we call him Morgan Treeman?
>>68445405
>EU
by the time he gets down the EU will be in shambles
What is he planning, what's his endgame...
>>68445405
maybe someone should tell him
>>68444991
>tfw guy must be in psychosis for climbing a tree
>tfw breivik is sane and well despite shooting 70 kids in the head
I'm gonna head down there later today if he's still up there and get some video of his rant
>>68444886
>>68444910
>>68445567
Bring drone and smokes
DRONE AND SMOKES
>>68445226
You, sir, are and idiot :)
>>68445558
>kids
Indoctrinated weaponized youth
>>68445506
nature meme magic to submerge Seattle underwater
>>68445567
Tell him the world is watching, anon, tell him to finish the stick for us all
>>68445506
He's phase one of an ISIS attack on Valve HQ; distract as many cops and firemen as possible, get them to downtown in rush hour traffic.
Then, when they least expect it, strike and release HL3 before Gabe can stop them.
Treeman is pissed
>>68445872
He should make like a Canadian and leaf
Just a man who likes to chill
>just tune in to the stream
>just another fucking shitty saturday night plays
>tfw he found a couple of friends
>>68446005
RARE
any other rare treemen?
>>68446005
Wher'd you find this?
why no audio though
>>68446005
so he is already kinda known?
>>68446005
He seems like a bro.
>>68446196
https://twitter.com/Man_In_Tree/with_replies
where is the helicopter cam?
>>68446377
If you're into scabies and problems
>>68446629
They're bingo fuel
>>68446629
went to refuel
>>68446802
>>68446726
are they coming back?
HE'S MOVING
HE IS ON THE MOVE, REPEAT ON THE MOVE!
he has a fucking machete
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaRNvJLKP1E
>>68447097
pretty sure that's just a bit of a branch
>>68446628
https://twitter.com/Man_In_Tree/with_replies
>https://twitter.com/Man_In_Tree/with_replies
https://twitter.com/Man_In_Tree/with_replies
>https://twitter.com/Man_In_Tree/with_replies
https://twitter.com/Man_In_Tree/with_replies
>https://twitter.com/Man_In_Tree/with_replies
https://twitter.com/Man_In_Tree/with_replies
>https://twitter.com/Man_In_Tree/with_replies
https://twitter.com/Man_In_Tree/with_replies
>https://twitter.com/Man_In_Tree/with_replies
>>68447231
>>68447097
or rather, the branch that he's crafting into a wand to be used to rain vengeance upon seattle
>>68447231
maybe he is making a machete with the brench
>>68446896
yep
back now
>>68446896
They're back
HE JUMPED
Helicopter cam is back!
Yay helicam's back
Oh shit copter cam is back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWHEcIbhDiw
Official Thread Theme
>>68447455
link
WE BACK IN THE HELI BOYS
>>68445558
Communists. Their deaths will go a long way.
NEW THREAD
>>68443812
NEW THREAD
>>68443812
NEW THREAD
>>68443812
NEW THREAD
>>68443812
NEW THREAD
>>68443812
We new angle now treebros
>>68447507
http://komonews.com/live/event
same as op link
doing M&B treeman run, anyone want me to stream or just screenshots
OUR SAVIOR
>>68444553
He's not coming down until Bernie wins.
>>68447507
http://komonews.com/live/event
air cam is back as well
There is a btard in black on his phone to the right of the police car
Ladder was retracted, cops giving up!
>>68447648
Well he's coming down eventually when he dies, no matter what, so that's not true.
I think Treeman is sad. He's looking at the stick like it's the only thing he has in the world or something. Like he finally created something, and it's a stupid fucking stick.
You ever feel completely fucking dejected? That's how he looks like he feels.
>>68447696
whoops
This cameraman is drunk as shit or something.
his m8s
Any Seattle /pol/s remember this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-go90t3hHk
>>68444553
Can we order Tree-man some pizza? He must be getting hungry.
>Born too late for Jesus
>Born too early for Antichrist
>Born just in time for Tree Gump
>>68444753
u av a loisens for dat opinion m8
srsly tho why the fuck is everyone crowding round some junkie in a tree
they've even fucking cordoned off the street ffs and having camp niggers stand around him
god this is fucking gay
>>68447809
>>68445091
They're enlightened and Americans are not. As such, their problems are much deeper.
>>68447863
how are you taking these pictures in Seattle despite being in Worst Korea
>>68447579
>"New" Thread
>it's old as shit and past the bump limit
Well, they retracted the ladder. Sniper when?
>>68447894
The cops already got some pizza
>>68447974
104th post best post
>>68447890
yep
>>68447990
repostan from the b thread
>>68447962
then get out bong
treeman must be in excellent physical shape, don't let the forced perspective fool you, that is a really tall tree. His strength and cardio must be above average.
Also we know that apples are an important part of his diet, and that he carries a knife.
He can also rip branches out of the treetops tireless.
He also has the skills to craft tree branches from scratch out of raw, freshly picked tree branches.
>>68448117
link?
and why the fuck isn't /b/ tweeting him like madmen?
This is getting kinda low energy but I have a feeling once it gets dark it might start getting interesting again
what do i spend points on
What must be going through treeman's mind right now?
>>>675364861
>>68448364
it's not even 6:30 there yet
we've got a couple hours to go family
>>68448410
dude, /pol/ loves me
>>68448410
>i want more cigarettes
>>68448364
I think that's the madman's plan. He's waiting it out until it's dark and then he makes his move.
>>68448503
but what will he do?
>>68448536
Everything
>>68448536
run himself through with the wooden sudoku stick he's manufacturing.
>>68448570
Can we get a sticky mods? This is going to last for a while
>>68448380
Iron flesh and strength will help you survive, two qualites the real tree man surely posseses. (it will increase your health)
Based on a request from the last thread
>>68448536
Who fucking knows.
But it's probably going to cause a shitstorm on /pol/.
I am now 100% sure treeman is an MKUltra part 2: Electric Boogaloo subject.
This time he goal to study the growth of memes.
>>68448633
>sudoku
you mean suicide?
so what's his deal, why do they have the street blocked off?
MEDIC INCOMING
the ambulance is coming
>crowd dispersing
>here comes the ambulance
oh fuck what are they going to do to him
MEDI CONE
ICE CREAM CONFRIMED
>>68448797
incase he jumps
Amber Lamps is on scene
>>68448797
he's throwing stuff or something
>>68448887
>inb4 cop is charged with pre-medicated murder
>>68448784
no i mean a japanese numbers game
>80 feet tall
I wasn't paying attention but then looked up shit near me that is 80 feet tall.
This fucker is serious. It takes some balls to sit up there rocking the cunting tree back and forth
not to mention strength to climb up there. He is a true hero
lets be honest. this ends with him dying.
They can't get a better camera shot than that? Its annoying as fuck.
happy thread theme
https://vimeo.com/80307704
https://vimeo.com/80307704
https://vimeo.com/80307704
https://vimeo.com/80307704
>>68449045
>his spirit possesses the tree after his death
This is literally nothing.
Come on /pol/. You're following Forrest Gump.
they're going to tranq him like a bear and try to catch him when he falls out of the tree.
>>68448676
Thanks, I saved the other one in my treeman folder but I'll save this one in my sneks folder.
but what if he has to poop????
MEDIC ON SCENE, THEY'RE GONNA KILL TREEMAN!
>>68449155
this is literally more important than anything
>>68449155
>You're following Forrest Gump.
>this is a bad thing
Treeman has encountered degenerates
does he attack? it'll be him v all of them
>>68449155
shut up queer, we're having fun.
>>68449152
>the tree is cut down decades later and fabricated into Ikea furniture
LOOK WHAT YOU GUYS DID.
>>68449155
You know not the forces that are at play here. This may very well be the most important thing ever.
>>68449155
FUCKING
KILL
YOUR
SELF
FAGGOT
>>68449400
lel
>>68449400
pep
>>68449155
Bullshit. Get the fuck out of here with this. This is the reason we are watching:
>>68449295
>MEDIC ON SCENE, THEY'RE GONNA KILL TREEMAN!
We are watching it because someone has to look out for treeman. The whole world is watching! TREE LIVES MATTER! This is what democracy looks like!
>>68449400
yeb! ;(
How long has he been up there?
>>68449400
god damn
tree man will have to sleep eventually
is just a matter of time
http://strawpoll.me/7158558
>>68449549
like 6 hours
>>68449400
top dub and meme
>>68449549
4 hours
>>68449120
I want that faggot Pitbull to go back to Cuba. It's people like him why I want to nuke Miami.
To be quite honest with you, family.
>>68449152
>the tree drops pinecones on passers-by
>>68449155
>he doesn't know
>>68444753
Seattle's traffic is so fucked up my drive home through downtown (down 4th, and right past him) was actually faster today than usual
All this attention over a fucking white male.
SMDH FAMPAI
>>68449549
like 3 hours so far.
>>68449301
>>68449323
>>68449354
>>68449425
>>68449448
>>68449519
Idiots. All of you.
You make me ashamed.
is the /b/tard the guy with kevin smith legs staring at his phone?
wut time is darkness in hipster land at this time of year?
>>68449400
>>68449352
CAULK AND FLOAT
>>68449600
>falls asleep
>crew comes up to get him
>wakes up once they touch him
>beats them away with his wizard staff
>>68449155
Agreed this should be on /sp/
>>68449663
calm yourself down and climb a tree familia
>>68449785
6:36
treeman notices us
I just woke up. What's the story?
>>68449352
run them over with your horse, don't even fight them
>>68449830
made me giggle
>>68449155
The events unfolding here will hape the very future of mankind foolish mortal.
>>68449902
man in tree
>>68449785
6:37
do not let them intimidate you, treeman.
>>68449902
He climbed a tree
ANyone have a stream with chat?
>>68449902
homeless wizard climbs tree
demands smokes
begins crafting a staff to cast nature magic
destruction of seattle is likely
>>68449996
Well we didn't see him climb the tree. He could of flew there, he is treebird after all.
>>68449902
a man climbed up a tree and petitioned for smokes
he proceeded to drop apples, pinecones, and tree branches onto the passerbys below
he is currently having a religious experience
>>68449902
cornered a serial killer in a tree
>>68448642
thanks for the new background
>>68449952
>>68449996
That's it? No reason behind it?
>>68449746
where are his feet?
HE'S LOWERING HIMSELF TO GET MORE BRANCHES
HE DESCENDS
>>68449746
What's the metal thing just underneath him?
he climbing down
>>68450146
he's in a tree
>>68450146
man on lsd
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/firefighters-work-to-rescue-man-stuck-in-tree-in-downtown-seattle/
>Witnesses say the bearded man in a red knit cap and checkerboard-pattern jacket also tossed pine cones and pieces of tree branch.
>“He’s just been up in the tree for a few hours now, cussing at people and throwing pine cones,” said witness Braden Foley.
>At around 2:45 p.m., the man began stripping off branches from the top and tossed them at a police negotiator. The negotiator caught most of them.
its all over boys
>>68450146
>That's it
essentially a better balloon boy.
>>68450146
oh, you dont know about the murders?
HE GOT A BIGGER STAFF NOW
He's moving
VICTORY SPEAR
>>68450146
None that we're aware of.
Bubs and treeman falls.
>>68450216
awning of Macy's I believe
>>68449871
Oh don't worry, pham. I opened that shit and jammed out to the song.
>It's going down!
>I'm yelling timbeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>You better move!
>You better dance!
I'm just saying he has to go back.
THE DESCEND WAS ALL A RUSE
OH FUGG THIS IS IT BOYS!
TREE MAGIC IS ALL HE HAS LEFT
He's getting more crafting branches!
shit did he just fall??
Post treegnome art
>>68450282
Imagine if he did that and they get to snipe him off the tree?
fuck me i've been watching a dude in a tree for almost 4 hours.. Im going to bed hope he still there in the morning
Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb4VyF7WubE
it's nothing, you idiots
>>68450526
hahaha thats funny. See you in the morning anon.
what is he building?
i hope it is a hang glider
any idea on what he's building?
It's going to be getting dark soon....
>>68450271
>rescue
>stuck
Also
>Some watching the scene unfold have said the tree-climber may be a homeless man who frequents the area.
>“I’ve seen him around downtown,” said James Arriola.
He just needed a better branch for his staff.
shouldnt they be giving him water by now?
dehydration is just going to make him crazier and weaker, and he still has to climb down maybe
>>68450526
Nighty night anon.
>>68450628
Limited edition MAGA version.
Endless album cover/wallpaper possibilities.
>>68450760
That's just a red hat.
You could of at least put "MAGA" on it.
>>68450794
babbys first photoshop
its really easy to smooth that up you know
treeman is making me hungry
>>68450926
I tried that, but I like the flat minimal meme.
We are all treeman
inb4 lightning strike.
http://strawpoll.me/7158748
http://strawpoll.me/7158748
http://strawpoll.me/7158748
http://strawpoll.me/7158748
http://strawpoll.me/7158748
>>68451041
That looks like a bitch to bake.
Tree man seems kind of rude, I want him to fall now.
>>68450526
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
