http://komonews.com/live/event
Starting to sympathize with this fucker. Why is he on /pol/ tho? Why not /b/?
first for ladderbro
1st for tree people have rights too
praise man in tree
>>68443812
>>68443812
FIRST XD
TREEMAN IS LOVE, TREEMAN IS LIFE
HE'S CRAFTING A SPEAR
first for treegnome
based tree jesus
>>68443812
because happen
Why are you people paying any attention to this idiot? He's just your typical pacific northwest libshit.
Some say hes a Bernie supporter gone feral
Hes playing the culling and crafting weapons
#12 FOR COMFY MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaRNvJLKP1E
>>68443812
https://youtu.be/ZT-HKrTkoWU
>https://youtu.be/ZT-HKrTkoWU
https://youtu.be/ZT-HKrTkoWU
>https://youtu.be/ZT-HKrTkoWU
https://youtu.be/ZT-HKrTkoWU
>https://youtu.be/ZT-HKrTkoWU
HE'S CRAFTING A WEAPON
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>68443812
>>68443812
Is this man Jesus arisen from the dead?
He's gonna stab somebody with that branch
>>68444444
THE GET WILL BE TREE MAN RELATED. IT MUST BE DONE
>>68444444
>>68444444
>>68444444
>>68444444
>>68444172
Why are you paying any attention to idiots paying attention to this idiot?
I don't get it. Is he scouting for coffee?
>>68444172
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT TREEMAN
IS HE REDPILLED? DOES HE KNOW SOMETHING THAT WE DON'T? IS HE IMMORTAL?
>>68444172
Tree man is more free than you will ever be faggot.
Hospital waiting to assign treeage in case he falls
TREEMAN
OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
FIGHTER OF THE POLICE MAN
OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
CHAMPION OF A BUM
OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
MASTER OF PIZZA AND SMOKES FOR EVERYONE
TREE MAN IS CIA PLANT
Treeman VP for Trump, 2016
#NotAllTrees
It says something about the economy when men with crafting skills like this are homeless.
They should bring some Flagship Cheese from Beecher's to entice him down.
tree man is love, tree man is life
>>68444196
Is it possible to vote on top of a 80ft tree?
Don't pay attention. Its publicity for the new Death Grips album
All hail Treesus Christ
He's building a flute. He's gonna start playing flute.
>>68444172
Because watching some jackass on shrooms sit in a tree with /pol/ is comfy.
he just need a gf
treeman for VP 2016
>>68444445
so close
man in tree
his spirit free
if you post 'DUDE WEED XD'
he will bless thee
>>68444381
No seriously though. What if this is a CIA experiment on how quickly a meme can grow and spread?
>>68444445
Off by one
>>68444464
This, we got any seattle qts that can go over there and blow him a kiss?
OH THE HUMAN-IN-TREE!
You will never sit under the tree listening to the wisdom of lord tree gnome
> watch last thread
> go to class
> get out 2 hour later
> still in tree
Holy fuk
I've heard of tree hugging hippies but this is ridiculous.
>>68444196
and that he on multiple occasions used weaponized excrement to obtain a pack of smokes. all we know is HE'S CALLED THE STIG
>>68444510
>>68444528
>>68444547
ooooooooooo shit
This guy has 5 more minutes before I go do something else.
>YFW this becomes a new thing
Get Mad
Climb Tree
Fuck you all
Do your part go climb a tree
Treeman gives me so much hope, this is surreal. I want to have a strong spirit like him. In the name of Kek, Trump, and Treeman, Amen.
>>68444647
You might say he really needs to branch out and try some new hobbies
What wizardry is this??
WHAT IS HE MAKING
He's crafting a magical weapon isn't he? We're about to see some real wizardry shit.
Meme magic can't be contained any longer.
>>68444445
an honorable attempt
>>68444305
>>68444334
This guy is OWS personified. It's just that he lives in Seattle and has to do dumb resource-sucking nonsense like this to get attention.
I guarantee he hates you and is a total loser
Thread 6 bonus desktop wallpaper
>Crafting his suicide weapon
Why does the fire department care?
He's just being a free spirit and doing what he wants. What right do they have to intrude on Treeman?
after how long does he become a legal resident of the tree
None of this would be happening if people just ignored him.
The two best outcomes to this
1. Eagle or any bird really knocks him over
2. He starts jerking off and busts a nut on everybody standing below
Honorable mention: they send in a bunch of drones to attack and he successfully fights them off with his wizard staff.
>>68444867
Holy shit thats good
What will trump do?
>>68444867
That's fucking awesome.
Saved.
>>68444899
fucking kek
>>68444867
Im going to make this into a flag.
>>68444883
>>68444919
You can't throw shit off the top of an 80ft tree in the middle of a shopping district.
>>68444777
nice impressive
This motherfucker is creating modern art without even realizing it.
estimates on how much longer he will be in there?
doing a treeman Mount and Blade run, what stats does he get
>>68444867
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>68445127
I'd buy that stick
wherever I am, I must also climb
This nigga just make a wooden scimitar?
>>68445127
found my new album cover
also memes
>>68445155
How the fuck would we know?
Any seattle bros? Someone go light the base of the tree on fire.
>>68445169
MAX THROWING WEAPON
>>68444919
I hope he falls and breaks his neck
I am so disappointed in /pol/ tonight after the Brussels happening. THIS is what gets your attention after another European terrorist attack on the eve of another Donald Trump victory?
Morons.
>>68445169
Engineer, Tactics, Power Throw
did he died
>>68445169
SMASH THAT THROWIN PLUS BTTN UP
>>68444411
>>68444422
>>68444733
>>68444755
>>68444777
>>68444899
>>68445155
>>68445177
Kek, has noticed Treeman.
>>68445169
athletics
can this guy speed things up i want to see him kill himself but i also wan't to jerk off. and i can't jerk off to this
>>68445254
fuck off. tree man is one of us. a wayward young soul only searching for personal freedom.
Be careful not to OD on that tree.
It happened to this guy. It can happen to you too.
fuck this faggot
he's wasting the cop's time when they could be doing something else
>>68445169
Lots of tactics obviously and agility.
He rused the fire department out of smokes and he is agile.
>>68445169
obviously you need to put those skill points into power throw, and attribute points into charisma
>>68445284
buthurt murican. Results won't be in for another 2 hours or so.
is he eating that branch?
It looks like he's trying to make a pickaxe or an ice pick of some sort judging by the other end of the branch.
>>68444883
Because its the city christmas tree and has been for ever. Its probably the one tree in this city that is not legal to climb. Anywhere else and nobody gives a shit.
>>68445169
All attribute points into INT
+2 Power Throw
+2 Tactics
+1 Athletics
>>68445284
No primary results for an hour, nigger
>>68445169
>Power Throw
For throwing shit
>Leadership
For his high will
>IronFlesh
He is enduring cold rain
>>68445357
Then your not really trying
He's going to cut off all the branches and calmly walk away.
>>68445366
damn how can he fap?
>>68445254
Yeah. I'm sure that the cops waiting around will just let me throw some gas on the trunk and light it up.
>>68445284
Dude, chill out. Not everything in life has to be serious.
Some people are legit fearing for western civilisation after yesterday. A bit of light relief from a dude who is so dank he is literally deciding to live in a tree is OK.
>>68445500
t. Dr. Suez
Kubrick predicted this
>>68443812
I bet right now he's trying to make something so he can sleep in the tree. He's claimed it.
>>68445529
lmao quit being a pussy, carl.
That branch looks deadly
>>68445284
>everybody should like what I like
go ring out your tampoon faggot
>>68443812
so... is he going to jump?
>>68445523
he harasses women on the street into giving him handies
he's crafting the last weapon he'll ever use to defend himself with. ;~; he knows he's going to die
it's kind of poetic really
>crafting a fucking tomahawk
What a man.
>>68444959
>they send in a bunch of drones to attack and he successfully fights them off with his wizard staff.
I would pay money to see that happen
>>68444867
give me a 1920x1080 version with a gadsen flag reference
>>68445366
>one tiny little problem in our bodies can cause shit like this to happen
damn humans are cool
that's a fine bashing stick
>>68444867
Fuck that's eye peeling
>>68445360
oh shit! That was unintentional.
is this accurate? Haven't really seen a clear photo of his face
>>68445500
kek
>>68445458
No man, it's not INT, but CHARISMA, hes got thousands of viewers and memes being created
What kind of wisdom is he saying?
>>68445632
looks like a sword desu
DON'T TREAD ON TREE
Do you even own a branch pol?
>beard blowing in the wind
>>68445421
>>68445465
IT IS AN ATTENTION WHORING NU-MALE LIBERAL IN A TREE
IDIOTS
this guy isn't just a normal pissed off hippy. he's something
>>68445523 >>68445608
that's his next demand
to have a woman suck him off in the tree
OH SHIT FIGHTIN WORDS
IF YOU THINK I'M COMING DOWN,
THEN YOU'RE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE
It's an interesting scenario because he's now considered armed but the cops can't incapacitate him without risking him falling off the tree.
>unintelligible yelling at police
What did he mean by this?
>>68445758
>nu-males smoke
any seattle bros want to go there and tell us what he's saying?
[gestures intensify]
>>68445777
he's the american teenager
>>68445834
>>68445707
not bad, but he has even more beard
How did he get up there?
I bet he is a Bernie voter
Wait, I'm confused? Is this not an environmentalist? Or is this dude literally just living in a tree for no reason?
those birds have come to keep him company. he is truly one with nature.
he's really going off on the ladderbros isn't he
>>68445712
Yeah Charisma was my 2nd choice
>>68445860
One bro said he'll be there in 20 minutes
>>68445366
Didnt they cure that guy with vitamin c chewables?
Not using Golden arm perk for spear
He's done with ladder bro
pigeons have arrived for negotiations
>>68445927
he's a paratrooper
>>68443812
is there sound i cant hear anythin ?
birds are legitly pissed at him
>>68445923
couldn't they wait to do shit like this until after he's safe? what if he falls?
>>68443812
even the birds came to watch
>left side of screen x2
>>68445927
He flew up. How do you think, retard?
Guys. I just woke up.
Someone explain what the hell I'm looking at and why everyone cares.
treeman vs SPD round 1
>>68445923
the memes are falling in kek
>>68445777
holy triples confirm
captcha: pic related
>>68445979
>Is this not an environmentalist?
I doubt it. After all, he fucked up that tree.
I want Tree Man to be president.
He knows things.
>>68445996
Babby's first happening! OMG its so sweet
>>68445927
how the fuck else would you get up a tree?
>>68445846
He lives in Seattle. And he's wasting city resources to give himself attention.
He is 100% a faggot liberal.
What is this?
>>68446027
He cucked them out of their homes tonight. Tree man confirmed alpha dog.
>>68445927
Ladderbro's put him there. Now they realised that wasn't a good idea.
You are currently living in a treeman world. enjoy it while it lasts
he is really invested in that gymnosperm if you know what I mean
Nice shot
[BIRDS INTENSIFY]
get back ye mudslime
>>68446034
As if this guy is a mortal man. He's gonna bounce off the pavement into a full sprint across the US of A, Gump style.
>>68446129
kek
oh shit he's got a machete
>>68446071
it's a man in a tree
>it's a man in a tree
>>68445758
>he could be a vet
>you're getting buttravaged
shut up until you hear his backstory and enjoy the show. he's somebody's son and brother.
>>68445707
Here you go, fampai.
>>68446071
Dude climbed a tree, and refuses to come down. That's it.
Will there be a spotlight when it gets dark, guys?
NATURE WILL RISE AGAINST YOU
>>68446129
>praise macy's
surprising no one, treeman emerges victorious
Police birds deployed
What have I missed? What's this tree bollocks?
>>68446228
that's a big beard
>bluffing that you have a knife so they won't rescue you
>craft a knife in the meantime
This man is a genius and a legend.
>>68445979
He's most likely a drug addicted transient, who has been homeless since his early teens.
We have a huge problem with homeless youth here in Western Washington.
They grow up in homeless camps surrounded by people with all kinds of personality disorders, mental illnesses, perverted and criminal behaviors, you name it.
It drives the kids completely insane and they wind up doing shit like this,
>>68446181
ITS THEIR GODDAMN HOME
WHERE ARE THEY SUPPOSE TO GO NOW
>>68446365
FAWAYOO
>>68446071
This guy killed 6 mueslix and threw his breakfast apple, now they try to untree him for 5 hour, but he want camel crush so he get them we watch, memes
probably killed many more that we dont know
>>68446228
looks like a faggot
next burzum album cover
>>68446332
there is a man in a tree.
because fuck Belgium.
>>68446332
Treeman climbed a massive tree in Downtown Seattle, demanded smokes, threw sticks and shit at the cops, now there's 3 cop cars and a giant fire truck there to rescue him but he ain't moving
>>68446332
there is a man in a tree
>>68446409
they could live in his beard and he could become a true druid
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRDS
>>68446365
For you
>>68446365
>tfw people in bolivia don't have beards because it's easy to lose cocaine in them
um, lads
>>68446454
how many 80 ft trees have you climbed?
>>68446227
He's also a faggot looking for attention.
May as well be trans. You guys are going to be so disappointed when he comes down. Forrest Gump running tier.
anyone in Seattle have a .22?
>>68446471
>>68446332
dude climbs an 80 ft/25 m tree, throws a bunch of shit at people below, and then the cops give him smokes
also he has fashioned a crowbar from one of the branches and offcamera there's a guy on a bigass ladder
>>68446471
They are already selling tshirts
>>68446516
>>68446509
ABSOLUTE
I don't know if I handle this many happenings in a 24-hour span. My poor heart can't take much more.
>>68446480
>>68446484
>>68446491
>>68446577
Americans have interesting news cycles.
>>68445306
That's magnificent
>>68446610
the plot thickens
unofficial treeman desktop wallpaper
BIPLANES IN THIRTY MINUTES
I'm in Seattle right now trying to drive up there, my buddy just got to the scene and called me saying the homeless wizard guy is speaking in riddles and puns. Apparently he's asking people to leaf him alone. He believes he is Jesus reincarnated and when he was teleported to this deminsion he got spooked by all the metal horses on the street and the fairy boxes everyone holds in their hands to talk into
>>68446599
damn, that was fast
>>68446509
WEEEEEEEEEEEE
is this man the king kong of our generation?
This reminds me of the onion article about "Some bullshit is happening somewhere" lol
>>68446509
Attention whoring faggot confirmed.
/pol/ has gone full retard tonight. I am disappointed in all of you.
>>68446610
Treeman takes shit from no one
>>68446599
I'd honestly buy it
this is much more interesting than Brussels or the primaries desu
>>68446678
saved
>>68444367
underrated
>>68446678
saved
https://twitter.com/Man_In_Tree/with_replies
https://twitter.com/Man_In_Tree/with_replies
https://twitter.com/Man_In_Tree/with_replies
https://twitter.com/Man_In_Tree/with_replies
>>68445284
To be honest, Brussel happenings were pretty 'meh'. No man chase, no visible streams of police storming buildings etc etc
I miss the australian happening, when we had live streams of police actions. That was rad.
>>68446728
DUDE. THERE IS A GUY. IN A TREE. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
>>68446723
Tarzan more likely
