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first xd
>>68440761
first for smokes gnome
TreeChan
FIRST
first for helibros
>>68440905
get fucked nerd
he is our hero
>>68440900
9GAG please go we don't want to play with you
>>68440761
>Treeman sticky when
I hope he falls and dies tbhonest
Starting a thread so early
SHAME
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TREE KUN I LOVE YOU
SMOKE HIGH, TREE GUY
hearty chuckle from the chopper
How much longer?
>>68440761
treeman ascends to smoking altitude
TREEMAN IS ANGRY AT THE TREE NOW
HE'S DESTROYING THE TREE
MADMAN
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anyone figure out what ladderbro was morse coding with his flashlight?
>>68440900
....damn
>>68441070
this was my first thought as well
what is this?
Who is willing to bet there karma points that this faggot is going to jump?
This would be MY city....fucking Seattle.
>>68441157
i don't think that was morse
>>68441101
Stream?
CRASHING THIS TREE
Probably a homeless youth.
We have a huge homeless youth problem in western WA.
He's probably snapped from sleeping in bum camps with mentally ill drug addicted transients for years.
Is he the Grinch, destroying the Christmas tree this early?
Maybe he is busy the rest of the year.
He ran out of smokes
tree man has just been playing too much RSE
>>68441222
WITH NO TREEVIVORS
>>68441222
nice
>>68441070
Lmao
>>68441178
This, just got here what's going on?
>>68441210
http://komonews.com/live/event
The sun has got its hat on
hip hip hippy hooray
I hope the tree gets it's revenge for this guy destroying it.
stream?
>>68441210
http://komonews.com/live/event
tree man rolling a blunt
anyone good with photoshop can change this to treebro?
>>68441210
http://komonews.com/live/event
"how was your day honey?"
"a fucking gnome climbed a tree and demanded smokes and pizza or else he would curse the city with bad spirits or some hippie shit, we gave him the smokes and pizza..."
>>68441433
thanks
>>68441380
>leave for snacks
>come back and he's back on top
I didn't miss anything good did I?
>sun comes out
>illuminates Treeman
Kek shows his gratefulness
>the bugs are attacking him
Do you think he sent in his mail in ballot for the democratic caucas before climbing up there?
He must be all berned out.
Get him more smokes!
>>68441370
just 3 men, chilling and smoking at 80ft height.
>>68441178
>>68441370
homeless guy in seattle has gone full madman, climbed a tree, refusing to come down, throwing things at people who come too close
>>68441370
>tree man climbs tree
>proceeds to throw branches at passersby and demands smokes
>receives cigs and climbs to top of tree
>comfy cops eating pizza
>comfy /pol/lacks having a good time
just leave him in his tree, he's clearly happy there.
applying pine scent to soggy beard, smart move
HE'S TRYING TO START A FIRE CAVEMAN STYLE
M A D M A N
>>68441370
>>68441178
some hippie climbed a tree and started throwing apples and shit at people and won't come down and now seattle is wasting resources on something stupid like always
"So far he has refused to come down and has thrown an apple at medics. The man, with a long beard and wool cap, was also seen tossing small branches, orange peels, pine cones and other materials at rescuers and claimed to be armed with a knife, Seattle Police said. He later requested a pack of Camel Crush cigarettes."
This is comfy as fuck lads.
He is becoming one with the tree. Soon he will ascend his mortal form.
Are we sure this isn't a bear posing as a man?
Why doesnt tree man just smoke the tree?
>>68441621
But he has a lighter..
>>68441599
Trows the dogs off his scent
>>68441500
Nah, he got smokes, 360'd and climbed up again, cops handed out pizza to eat while waiting, more talking around in circles.
Someone in the copter had an evil laugh.
You're now up to speed.
When will the Americlaps shoot this obvious menace to society?
>>68441427
2 hours until it sets. This shit could be ultra comfy if it goes on into the night with some spotlights.
>>68441507
Its gonna be nice till sundown. Nice break in the clouds. Leaving work in georgetown on my way to the scene.
Where were you when Tree Gump appeared before us?
Me? I was on /Paul/ drinking bran fluid
>>68441730
>>68441621
theres no way that tree is catching on fire unless you douse it with tons of gasoline, that wood is soaked from rain
>>68441763
you should sympathize with tree man, fucking LEAF.
>>68441730
Might need to use it as a weapon, don't wanna waste it
>>68441784
M8 you should go there and climb up with TreeMan in solidarity.
>>68441828
when /pol/ ring
'tree man up'
'no'
>>68441757
I should have clarified that I was only gone for a minute or so.
>thanks though
>>68441763
US police only shoot blacks.
ITS OVER COPS
HE HAS THE HIGH GROUND
>post tree man jingles
T'was a fine fellow named Smokes Gnome
Removed from society, he had no home
Up, he climbed, up the tall pine tree!
Mike the cop cried "With smokes, we shall dispatch thee!"
Pursuant were the authorities, onto him at once...
Fireman or policeman, it mattered not
Often they both thought he had been smoking pot
REE! Smokes Gnome yelled! "Toss me thy smokes!"
Policemen, armed with lead and tobacco, began to ponder
Requisition a pizza! In the name of Jane Fonda!
Eventually the pepperoni-covered consumable arrived
So happy, Smokes Gnome was! He was as hungry as a bear (or five!)
Into the fine pastry he gnawed, chewing the meat and topping
Dew turned to rain, it began to get a bit choppy
Every man, woman, and babe turned their eye to the brave nomad
Nay! All thought we would get prison time at most!
Then anon read the first letter of each line in this post
Is this downtown?
>>68441964
>>68441763
>killing someone that isn't a threat with obvious mental problems that should be rehabilitated
>>68442058
yep
Based tree man, don't let them intimidate you!
>all this rain in seattle
>completely dry across the bridge
God is displeased over the war on christmas.
pouring again
>>68441964
YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY TREE CLIMBING ABILITIES
Brought to you by Macy's.
:^)
>>68441730
I'd say the bigger issue is he's sat on entirely flammable material
>rain intensifies
HE JUMPED OH FUUUCK
>>68441889
>1889 the year WA joined union
>evergreen state
Pine and fir needles are hella flammable when green. That tree would go up like a torch if you set the fire in the right place.
is this still going on? what did i miss?
also thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
>>68442058
Its the macys christmas tree in the heart of downtown
>>68442142
Lmfao
Anyone else in seattle wanna go handcuff ourselves to the tree to show solidarity with the based homeless tree gnome?
>>68441969
>masketta man abandoning Big Ladder Guy
Not working for the mercenary anymore I see
HEAVY RAIN
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>>68440761
why harass tree man in his natural habitat
>>68441969
WTF I Love Australia now!
>>68442191
Do Britcucks really think you can ignite a live tree in the pouring rain with just a lighter?
>>68441763
he's not black, muslim, mexican, nor is he in school.
there is no reason to shoot him
>>68442296
nah bruh this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaRNvJLKP1E
MOIST CONDITIONS
bored now
the helicopter noise is annoying me
WE MUST FOLLOW IN TREEMAN'S FOOTSTEPS AND CLIMB THE ETERNAL TREE
>all those people watching treeman
Holy shit look at that crowd.
So bongo, bongo, bongo, he don't wanna leave the Congo, oh no no no no no
Bingo, bangle, bungle, he's so happy in the jungle, he refuse to go
Don't want no penthouse, bathtub, streetcars, taxis, noise in my ear
So, no matter how they coax him, I'll stay right here
>>68441763
>shoot down a deranged canadian and miss out on comfy entertainment
no thnx
>>68442276
It's a sequoia, nature's most fire resistant tree.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT HE COMMITS SUDOKU?
>>68442296
>thread theme:
Isn't that the theme for 90% of threads?
>>68441070
>hipsters bounce
>>68442376
Holy shit this is comfy
>>68442351
>Wtf
No you don't, you're simply apart of the symptom of problems you cancerous piece of shit.
OH SHIT HE'S UPSIDE DOWN
>>68442276
even if it did the fire would go out as soon as the needles burned down, that wood isn't catching on fire
>>68442354
They aren't allowed to buy lighters without a letter from their nanny.
he stylin now
>>68442321
If I was in Seattle I would drive down there and check it out
is he hanging upside down?
>spectating in the rain
>>68441969
God Bless you Australia
THIS NIGGA IS SUICIDAL OR SOME SHIT
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE BEARD?
holy shit, he's hanging upside down
This man needs to be a Trump negotiator.
>china strong. we need trade agreement
>no. fuuuger bleee. gimmes smokes. lick butthole faggots.
>but we have many good deal
>waves dick at chinks
>fine. here smokes
>faggots bleee. ching ching ding dong. gimme your nukes.
If you're in that crowd make the nazi salute
He's upside down...
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING????
Upside down
>>68442478
you should have it on repeat every time you're browsing 4chan
>>68440761
UPSIDE DOWN!! INSANITY
MADMAN
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>>68442401
thats just the female viewers contemplating the rough feel of his beard betwixt their thighs
TIME FOR TREE DICK
IS THAT NIGGA UPSIDE DOWN
TREEMAN
OAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Frasier could probably see this from his house
>>68441370
Making this tree great again
He really has a grudge against that tree for some reason
HE'S FUCKING HANGING UP SIDE DOWN
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
TREE MAN IS NOW MONKEY MAN
>>68442411
When I mute it sounds too quiet and odd. I had to turn the sound back on.
What an absolute madman
>>68442513
>>68442549
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>>68442593
We're going to see him fall to death aren't we?
>yfw smokes gnome is a paid shill intentionally trying to slide /pol/
>yfw IRL sliding
smokes let's go
>>68442703
He's just marking his territory
WE
>>68442336
JASON
HE'S HANGING UPSIDE DOWN THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
UPSIDE DOWN
M A D M A N
>>68442661
fucking underrated, I sang that in my head a few times earlier too
>>68442744
todays events made me pro trees.
>>68442800
WUZ
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How the fuck is he going to get back up?
Walked past this guy earlier, didn't feel like standing in the rain to watch.
Merican Tree Gnome
god bless america
Wet tree branches are slippery as fuck, this dude is gonna fall and go splat.
>>68442800
WUZ
>>68442858
KOALAS
>>68442858
TREES
he's not even hanging anymore he's just wedged upside down in the tree somehow
NEW ANGLE
>>68442858
MUSLIMS
>tree hoppin will become popular in your lifetime
NEW CAMERA ANGLE!
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING
>>68442858
TREEMEN
TREE GNOME ACROBAT
M A D M A N
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK
>>68442684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kHSukx6eLs
It's probably Frasier up there. He probably got hoodwinked into saving some lady's cat after feeling like he wasn't altruistic enough in life.
help my stream has changed to a zoocam
HES CRAZY
WE UPSIDE DOWN NAO
THAT FLIP
Was getting smokes part of your plan?!
NEW ANGLE
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IS THIS MAN ISIS
NEW ANGLE
HE'S TREE JESUS NOW
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING THE FUCKING MADMAN
now hes giving the rescuers the finger lol
OH SHIT HES A GODDAMN MONKEY
OOGA BOOGA GIMMIE SMOKES
HE JUST FLIPPED THEM OFF
HE'S GONNA SHIT ON THE COPS
10/10
>dat finger
LMFAO
They should bring him a cup of Beecher's World's Best Mac and Cheese.
Surely that would entice him to come down from the tree.
is he constructing some kind of platform there?
HANGING MADMAN
>>68443012
Of courshe!!!
HE'S STILL IN THE TREE? REPORTING FROM FIRST THREAD
THE RAIN STOPPED. MOTHER NATURE IS PLEASED BY HIS RECKLESSNESS.
can someone explain this situation and what is happening?
keek the absolute insane guy
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=%40Man_In_Tree&src=tyah
>mfw everyone gathers around, including people from around the world, to watch a stoned tree gnome throw shit at people and smoke.
what a time to be alive.
Just wants to be left alone ;_;
>guy hanging in a tree
>quick Johnson get over there and cover it from the ground
>we need to refuel the helicopter for this shit
THEY SHOT HIM
Are we witnessing the start of the next great prophet?
This /pol, is seattle at it's finest. Crust bearded white homeless guy with mental problems climbs a tree, demands smokes, and throws stuff at people while the cops get comfy and eat pizza. I'm surprised he hasn't started smoking a bowl.
I guarantee he's one of those homeless kids that hangs out at westlake.
he's getting comfy
>>68442559
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>>68442999
Alright which one of you is him?
C O M F Y
>>68443134
there is a man in a tree
He looks pretty fuckin comfy where he is.
>>68443134
Guy's been up in a tree for over 5 hours, requesting cigarettes.
>>68443134
A bearded muslim gnome man climbed a tree and he could possibly be ISIS
COMFY AS FUCK
This guy is a legend, wen he come down from the tree he needs to do it spectacularly.
HE FLIPPED US OFF
treeman's skills are too sharp he's done this tree act before
>>68443157
So do I, but the damn government won't let me go innawoods either. I must be a good goy and pay taxes.
WE IN FOR THE LONG HAUL BOYS
BUY LEGO
>>68442354
I didn't realise it was raining, I haven't actually gone on any videos streams and that
JUMP
>JUMP
JUMP
>JUMP
>>68442858
DRUIDZ
>>68443157
Seriously think he's very depressed and wants to an hero or wants some qt to save him from his misery ;_;
Poor American Urban Tree Gnome - denied their natural habitats by these stupid laws.
#TreeMenMatter
EAGLE JUST FLEW BY HIM! HOLY SHIT
HE'S ROCKING THE TREE
that man is more free than I'll ever be
baka
lmao is he trying to pull the top off the tree?
>>68443258
why is this a big deal to /pol/ is a better question
>>68443367
is tree man shilling for lego?
>>68443172
Fuel, or they didn't want to stream his fall once he started hanging upside down and shit, hopefully the former and they get their bird back in the air
NEW BACKGROUND
>>68443395
#NotAllTreeMen
#JusticeForTreeMan
HE LOOKS LIKE ALAN PARRISH FROM JUMANJI
IS THIS ROBIN WILLIAMS REINCARNATED?????
>>68443399
>gandalf sent them
He's talking to the negotiator now, that's "good"
>taking aim at the camera
MADMAN
this new camera angle is comfy
>>68443399
The spirit of america sends his regards for freedoms
>>68443413
It's entertaining.
>>68443367
Meme speed is unreal now. Too fresh.
>>68443258
???
so a mentally ill person?
What is he screaming? Any streams have audio of him?
THAT BRANCH IS HUGE
sad to see a manly man be this lost
BIG ASS BRANCH IN HAND
>>68443225
ARE YOU A BAT
