http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news/2016/03/18/0200000000AEN20160318000852315.html?input=www.tweeter.com
About 22 minutes after the first launch, the South Korean military's radar detected what appeared to one more missile fired from the same area. But the radar lost track of it at the altitide of 17 kilometers, the JCS said.
Officials said the second missile may have exploded in the air without reaching its target area.
With a maximum range of 1,300 km, the Rodong puts all of South Korea and part of Japan within striking distance.
The ballistic missile could carry high explosives or chemical ammunition in its warhead.
South Korea and the United States are set to wrap up one of two massive joint military exercises, which the countries kicked off on March 7.
In protest against the annual drills, which the North condemns as a rehearsal for invasion, the communist nation shot off two short-range missiles into the East Sea on March 10.
"North Korea is highly likely to bring inter-Korean tensions to a crisis-like level through further hardcore provocations," a military official said, adding that the military is keeping close tabs on the situation.
2nd for kims destruction
SKYING SKYKING
Kimbrohomeslice u have thr college kid to get news, no missiles for a while pls
>>67833296
These gooks need to relax.
meh its nothing. I will here sirens and emergency txts if its ever even close to something.
booping
>>67833966
U are a comforting asian friend
>This is Andrews with a test count
>Testing 1
>2
>3
>4
>5
>4
>3
>2
>1
>This is Andrews
>Test count out
>>67833966
where did the missile go?
>>67833966
From what I've heard it might already be too late when you get the warning. Hang in there fellow asianbro.
>>67833378
It hasn't even begun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD3074IA404
>>67834449
wat was the point of that video
>>67833296
North Korea isn't going to do jack shit. They're just making a fuss so that the rest of the world will pay them to fuck off for a couple of years. Then they'll start getting uppity again in a couple years. They're the innercity niggers of the Asian world.
>>67835445
obama canceled for kimmys food supplies
i wish it wasnt the case but its fucking nothing
>>67835445
I actually don't blame them at all. They're a bunch of insane gooks but they're still a sovereign nation and the US and S. Korea regularly practices war games on their door step.
>>67833966
he is true
i will post here 5 times if something will hapen
or 5000
you will know
>>67838012
Thanks Kim
>>67836476
deny it all you want but its over
>>67838012
How is it even possible to get a North Korea proxy?
>>67838012
>Tfw mortal enemies are talking to each other
If something was actually happening my squad leader would probably call me back into work.
2nd Infantry stronk.
>>67840662
they are not mortal enemies, just quarreling brothers that sooner or later will reconcile to live in peace and love
Been there, done that.
They just want the world to give them more autism bux.
>>67838012
Kim! Stop it with the missiles will ya?
>>67838012
Nice proxy, if not, suck a big cock fatty.
>>67840642
You have to be insanely rich to even get internet in NK,
>>67838012
Kim?
>>67841346
good job fucking up a simple task
>>67838012
femkim? Hows husbando?
>>67838012
Just do it faggot, go ahead, launch a nuke, take out Seoul. I want to see the retaliation against North Korea just to see how fucked up a country can get when we nuke it back.
I'm so fucking hard just thinking about it now
>>67841913
>Obongo nuking anyone
Kek
>>67843491
this
>>67843491
In the event of an actual nuclear attack he'd have to, otherwise our entire deterrence doctrine fails.
>>67843785
>implying he would not piss himself
>>67843785
also just realize how many drone strikes Obama has ordered. He's perfectly willing to waste foreigners at the drop of a hat when it doesn't put any American lives at risk.
>>67838012
Thanks mr. Un
guys this is scary, are we really in the last days?
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message2066450/pg13
>>67836592
>yfw were still technically at war
>>67844039
Now why the fuck would you give a link to a counter intelligence site with connections to fucking DARPA.
>>67844967
because its posted by an anonymous user rather then a user that is paying for their account.
>>67843891
He wouldn't have much of a choice not to. Realize that our alliances are based on them being protected by our nuclear umbrella, it's that assurance that prevents South Korea and Japan from going nuclear themselves. If any of our allies that we actually have a military treaty with gets nuked and we don't nuke back, we'll have a wave of nuclear proliferation like the world has never seen. Dozens of countries could go nuclear in a matter of months.
RQ-170s are over DPRK 24/7. These launches were known to the US in advanced.
There is no land based THAAD systems in SoK, however 2 Arleigh Burke-class Destroyers and a 3rd ship I will not name have a modified batch of THAAADs in their missile pack modules and there are several THAADs in Japan.
We don't shoot down these DPRK missiles for several reasons.
1). We can tell by trajectory, they are not a threat.
2). Shooting down (even an illegal) test firing will be seen as an act of aggression that could escalate hostilities.
3). THAADs aren't cheap and if one fails, it could be discovered before we can retrieve it, giving Russia and China a look at its guts and tech.
>>67845050
And that's supposed to change the fact that the majority of information posted there is manipulated or made up. Uh-huh.
>>67845574
cept if you look at previous pages the guy hasn't made up a single thing.
Also I would like to mention i've noticed the solar flares today showed more activity then any other day. I seen my lights flicker 3 times today, never see them flicker unless there is a bad storm with wind, there was no wind at all today.
>>67838012
I finally caught it. I got it!!
>>67833296
>With a maximum range of 1,300 km
F*ckin commie !
Not even able to build something that can reach saudi arabia !
>>67833296
Preemptive strike please Obama, we must save kpop! Hwaiting Obama hyun!!
The second missile had a stage separation failure and broke apart harmlessly over the sea.
>>67838012
R A R E F L A G
A
R
E
F
L
A
G
>google pictures of North Korea's now 76 Submarines since one got lost at sea recently
>They look like dented tin cans
>All probably being operated by old starving elderly citizens
>North Korea is fucking hilarious in a wait I can't wait for the habbening
>>67847031
>DPRK hates memes.
>Nukes Hiro's apartment
>4chan is kill.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3XpImo80neo
>>67838012
Who do you want as US President?
>>67838012
I would fucking lose it if Kim ever did post a time stamp on this board.
>>67847031
I saw the other day an old episode of top gear in Albania.
They had the exact same submarines of north Korea
Rotting in a port, as an old memorabilia of the cold war
Meanwhile in north Korea are in active service
Heads up for the SKYKING newbs, you should start hearing traffic between now and 2AM EST (6 GMT).
This is pretty common traffic.
Yesterday there was an unusual "Skyking, Skyking DNA: Lightening" call. (Single word code phrases are used rarely).
Unless you hear a call directly to SKYKING instead of "All Stations" and/or a single word pass phrase, it's routine stuff this time of night.
>>67849475
i like how his hands stay the same
If North Korea invades America can I finally get a qt Korean gf?
>tfw best friend in Army is stationed in South Korea
please guys just hold out for one year so he can come back i dont want him to get hurt
>>67838012
do you hate me
>>67851162
its his own fault for signing up for anything military related.
>>67851162
Send him a goodbye message now. Make your peace, for soon IT BEGINS.
>>67851162
dude kimmy is going to nuke him
>>67841346
kill yourself my man
>>67851244
>>67851383
>>67851555
shut up no he is going to be fine
>>67851719
you first
>>67851911
>
maybe it depends, he might go invade kimmy instead.
>>67851911
>911
You doomed him memetically.
No hapeneneningsd
>It's Really Happening: North Korea edition number 23498375396723945
Let me make a wild, reckless outsider bet: nothing's going to actually happen, except maybe the exchange of a few bland diplomatic words.
I can't believe you idiots fall for it every time.
>>67852111
meme gods confirm
>>67852251
Boy who cried wolf
It's all part of NK's plan. Everyone will get so sick of his threats that they won't take them seriously and then BOOM
>>67852251
>I can't believe you idiots fall for it every time.
We don't fall for it, we *yearn* for it.
If we ask Kek enough, He will will our dreams into reality.
(Also, read the news, DPRK is going full-on retard this time to levels we've not seen n Un's Reign.)
Breaking news: North Korea launches another fucking missile into the ocean. Sources say this is the fifteenth gorillion time this decade they fired another goddamn missile into the ocean. Americans are shitting their pants again for no fucking reason.
In other news, Angel Soft stocks have gone up 80 percent.
>>67852600
this and obongo canceled all his food supplies
>>67852775
go shill somewhere else
>>67852836
Oh, it's happening for real this time? Fuck off nigger. This is nothing more than the routinely scheduled sabre rattling demonstration.
>>67853046
or i mean he probably knows the planet is fucked anyways so why not have a war first?
>>67853046
Yes, but this time we might send in some Ghouls in "Red" configuration and take out li'l Kimmy's missile sites.
>>67853046
your retarded if you have not read this news and just deny how bout do some research first before being an illiterate asshole.
>>67853215
I'll bite. Redpill me on it, nigger. I've seen the Norks ramp up and back down many times. Why is this time different?
>>67833296
>6 hours ago
>thread about N Korea missile
>I debunk it by explaining
> a) they already said 2 days ago this test was to take place
> b) they fired into the sea
> c) like they did last time
>Sleep for 6 hours
>ITZZZZ HAABBEENNNIINNNN
>me : "d...did something else happen?"
>NOPE, exactly as it was when I went to sleep
Seriously, just fucking kill yourselves with this shit, North Korea are at best a threat to South Korea.
This is the media who seem a bit preobsessed with him lately, orders from the top to distract the mindless sheep.
While you're worrying about what a tin pot dictator is doing in his irrelevant country why don't you all take 2 steps back and see what your dictator leaders are doing in yours because that actually affects you, some rusty cold war left over tube being fired into the sea by a time capsule fucktard country wont!
>>67853444
>UN put sanctions on NK
>NK defys them by launching missles
Thats why.
>>67853444
see>>67836108
this an excutive order getting rid of allexports toward kim. China has stopped giving kim money everyone has stopped funneling, kim is trying to get it but all his things are black listed, he tried going to multiple countries for food even shit countries, but they all say no on his idea, everyone has had enough with him. This is the last straw and he just broke it.
Every year. Every single year. I love it.
>>67853444
More missile tests than usual, video of heat shield testing of a REV, physical display of a (possible) two stage (thermonuclear) miniaturized nuclear device (similar to the first Soviet two-stage designs), the Russians and Chinese going along with more sanctions than ever, full stop Chinese importing of DPRK goods and no exporting food, medicine et al to DPRK from anyone, liquidation of RoK property in Kaesong (a greatly needed source of income to DPRK) and they're at the point they have nothing left to lose.
>>67853618
ou're fucking retarded. This shit happens all the time with the Norks. How old are you, man?
>>67853568
Thank you.
>>67853910
believe what ever you want to believe man. ill stay on my case.
>>67846722
where did you get this son?
>>67853889
"b-but this time he's for real".
Years ago I was in the Navy and Kim Jong Il threatened to turn Seoul into a sea of fire if my ship pulled into South Korea. We pulled in and I got on a train and road two hours to have lunch in Seoul. I thought it would be neat to have a beer and some food in a city under nuclear threat.
>>67854240
Rodong missiles begin the second stage flight at 16-17 km, which about the time RoK radar lost the missile, suggesting a separation failure of the first stage and missile destruction.
>>67853910
why else do you think the us and south korea conducting the biggest military exercises they've ever done? the us is basically telling north korea that "you better not do anything stupid before you collapse or we'll dominate you". sure it may not be happening this time, but tensions are escalating rapidly to which the climax is near; whether that be with a nuclear bang or the complete downfall and destruction of north korea (maybe even both).
>>67838498
>>67845206
I wish a nigga would, I'd love the world to go full Outer Heaven.
>>67854989
They had been planning it for a while you idiot. This happens all the goddamn time. Jesus fucking Christ. Would you like to buy a water filter?
>>67855620
33000 troops must mean something.
>>67855722
A routinely scheduled military excercise and Norko sabre rattling is what it means.
The government is putting estrogen in your food. Would you like to buy some pills that can fix your boner and so you can blame the globalists for your erectile dysfunction?
>>67849475
Mirin face gains. That slant eyed cunt should read the fucking sticky.
>>67833966
keep safe COREABRO
>>67855620
Putin ordered a drawdown in Syria mighty fast.
The US has several B-52s and B-2s suddenly positioned in QRF distance of DPRK at the same time.
A deal was made. We knock out DPRK, China gets a "buffer" puppet state between them and RoK under their control and gets the rare elements mining, and Russia gets Latvia and Estonia back.
>>67841369
You don't need to, just influence. NK students get access to Internet as well as officials. They even go as far as letting NK students study in other countries.
>>67856232
Time out. Do you actaully believe this shit or are you shitposting. Serious question.
>>67856389
actually its true. Look it up for yourself
>>67838012
>NK flag
How is this possible?
>>67856368
internet that is heavily influenced to only show propaganda, do you honestly think they see anything that we see?
>>67856389
I stopped reading your posts after you made some joke about the government putting estrogen in food. I can't stand faggots like you. And no, I don't believe the government directly puts estrogen in food. It's more like negligence.
>>67856389
What part of that sounds out of the realm of possibility
>>67856628
its some qt in north korea. Thats what she said last time
>>67849475
he would be pretty A E S T H E T I C if he lost weight.
>>67833296
Is....is she fucking crying?
>>67836108
>>67853618
ww3 when
>>67838012
North Korea Best Korea please spare Canada oh great leader.
>>67856389
I honestly see US Diplomacy willing to toss Baltic NATO members under the bridge to cut a deal where Russia gets out of Syria, yes.
The 21st Century Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact.
>>67843491
>>67843611
>>67843891
>huuurrr obama's a pussy
Yep. The man who drone bombs people by the motherfucking truckload - including American citizens, I might add - is a big la-la homo man wimp. So how's the cognitive dissonance going?
>>67838012
>posts 1 time
>>67857590
she might be dead.
>>67856690
You're an idiot.
They're using a chinese VPN that's IP block used to be assigned to North Korea, japamoot hasn't figured it out yet.
That or it's a mod shitposting.
>>67857686
Sacrificed by 200 savage dogs for kek
>>67856628
There have been multiple NK posters, /int/ had a visit from a state official at one point that started talking with an SK poster.
>>67856232
>the US is going to toss not one but TWO NATO members to the wolves!
Do you have any idea what would happen if we did that? Let me spell it out for you:
1. The end of NATO
2. Nuclear proliferation like you've never seen as every country in the world scrambles to get their own deterrent.
If the US goes to war with NK, the US will win in the sea and air but never on land.
You can carpet bomb NK all you want but your soldiers will be outnumbered right and left. Let's not forget this people train every fucking day for a war, let a lone a nigger from Alabama or whitey from Cali screaming "muh freedom" while being sliced in two by NK qts. Good luck though, I'll be watching from the shores.
>>67857990
Do you have a screencap?
Fuck yeah North Korea happenings are the most enjoyable happenings to watch!
>get off work
>go lift
>make dinner
>cozy happening threads
>>67833966
K...keep me posted
>>67858054
1). If Russia invaded Estonia, Latvia or even Lithuania do you think:
a). France or Germany would endorse military action?
b). The American populous would give a fuck? Think any Yank can find Estonia on a map?
NATO can fail now and America will find her interests secured. America is an Energy Exporter once again and she can coerce other nations (including NATO members who want to help the Balts) into submission.
2). We want turn-screw nuclear powers like Germany and Poland to build nukes.
a). Proxy fighters for us.
b). More excuses for our own proliferation and domination of any nation with resources we can exploit.
>>67833296
Holy shit go on CNN Anderson coopers talking about 5 long range missiles were fired!!
Ww3 here we GO
>>67852799
Yeah Obama actually did something right and stopped giving American food to non American intrests
>>67858780
I want to but at the same time I can almost taste the bait
>>67858936
How do you have access to this site with how little websites are sanctioned by your government? Just curios
>>67858936
Typical kim
>>67858936
>2
나무 화재 지옥 알파 크릭 을 추구
>>67836592
If China regularly conducted wargames off the coast of Cali then the US would be shitting briks as well?
>>67846042
canacuck bragging about having aids
>>67859632
>off the coast of cali
they would be gently escorted back to china
>>67859632
What are they going to do invade beautiful Catalina and play with themselves? We have joint training with our ally, they would be playing fake battleship in our waters/land.
>>67858780
this might not be bait
>>67843944
As a hardcore right winger/nationalist this, in my opinion, is Obama's only redeeming quality.
>>67851162
>tfw gf is in korea right now
Pls no that tight asian snatch is just 2 gud
>>67851911
Man I'm sorry. But HAPPENING waits for no man. There will be other friends and you can at least smile knowing he was one of the first to taste eternity.
>>67833296
http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/17/asia/north-korea-missile-launch/index.html
>>67856628
>yfw fucking DPRK only has 1,024 IPs
>yfw it's Kim
>>67861934
Yes we've read that one already, post links with updates. Key word being updates
OPLAN 5029 Greenpages "MARKET SKETCH" just went into effect.
The Russians just sent "Larisa Olga 4 BROMAL 77" on UVB-76
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
IMPORTANT! SKYKING SENDING 36 LETTER MESSAGE AT THIS TIME.
THAT IS UNUSUAL.
LAST TIME THEY SENT ONE WAS MARCH 2015.
Message:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NX2ybmzrdd
36 letter message. It's important.
>>67834077
nice dubs
>>67862380
>kilo...echo....kilo
>>67862380
Asking a lot but does anyone know the last event to prompt one
>>67862380
>>67862557
They were doing this earlier today:
>>67819790
>>67862788
Yes. Russia started sudden exercises next to Norway (a NATO country) and Finland.
>>67850564
Can't remember the station, can you tell me?
>>67856232
This is retarded. China and Russia get clay and the US gets nothing?
OH SHIT WE DEFCON 3 NOW.
>>67862942
8992.00 kHz USB
>>67863007
Thanks bro, remembered the 992.00
>>67862988
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NX2ybmzrdd
mine says 4
>>67862955
We keep China of the Spratly Islands.
>>67838012
Please start WW3.
I need things to happen.
>>67863119
*off
>>67862988
Defcon 3 confirmed!
>>67833966
GO OUTSIDE AND WAVE TO SKYKING OR BTFO.
>>67863231
Source?
>>67862988
I'm no ready yet
>>67863205
this
>>67862988
shiettt your says 3 and mine says 4 what is this
>>67838012
HI Kim
>>67862988
>>67863066
They must have changed it recently. Check their twitter feed; it was at 3 a couple of hours ago.
I just heard DEFCON went to 3. Is it true? Are the North Chinks doing something?
>>67863297
http://www.defconwarningsystem.com/
>>67838012
Hey Kim!
>>67863534
well shit changed for me
CONFIRMED DEFCON 3
STOCK UP ON SUPPLIES WHILE THEY ARE STILL AVAILABLE
>>67858936
hey kim whats hard labor in NK prison entail?
asking for a friend
>>67863475
>>67863534
Real defcon isn't publicly released. This is based on conjecture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmf9kvTaGOE&feature=youtu.be&a
>>67863757
>implying it won't be the same
>>67863757
Yeah I know, but maybe the real defcon is actually lower than this speculated one
>>67863891
>>67863892
I'm just saying that the pentagon has pieces of the puzzle we don't. Maybe they're more calm, maybe the shit is about to hit the fan. Let's not all lose our shit over some html website arbitrarily guessing the defcon. It's why people don't take these theads seriously
>another NK happening
lol fuck off march break fags. this shit happens once a week.
>>67833296
Kinda want North Korea to start a war for America to get involved in. Mowing down zipperheads sounds more fun than mowing down sandniggers.
>>67864097
I agree with you, it's a nice site to look at and get a bit of a feel but it shouldn't be used as evidence of anything.
>>67864143
fuck off leaf
>>67864161
They won't. Kimmy knows he'd get shit on in open conflict. He needs something big to gain support from what little friends he has left.
Best Korea is an useful enemy for Necons other than Iran and Russia.
>>67864143
they've not shot missiles in Japan's direction before
>>67862988
>>67863432
>>67863066
Yep, it went to 3 after idling at 4 for a while. Pic related. You can check Google yourselves by putting in 'Defcon Warning Level'.
>>67864413
yeah but that's basing off the unofficial defcon website
>>67856232
What? There's no way in hell we'd ever give NK to anyone but SK and with a demilitarized zone, let alone destroying our hegemonic alliance bloc and ruining our credibility in Europe. Yeah, I could see giving up Latvia and Estonia, if Poland gets all their PLC lands back, or Korean annexes Manchuria and Siberia.
There'd be a coup if this happened.
Anyone got a link to that UHF/VHF radio website?
If I'm going to stay up late, I might as well try and listen for skyking messages.
>>67856232
>leaving estonia and latvia to the russkis
those small nations did nothing wrong you slavic filth
you can get them over my dead body, the russians turn anything they touch to shit. they should not be allowed to regain more territory
>>67838012
Kim is no god. Run while you still can.
>>67864727
http://blerp2.dyndns.org:8901/
>>67864801
Nvm found it, thanks anyway though
>>67844039
Man I checked out that forum
It makes /pol look sane....
WICKED NEW OUTBREAK IN UGANDA MAKES THE MOVIE WORLD WAR Z LOOK EASY!!!! CDC IN UGANDA SAYS IT'S MUTATING RAPIDLY,RADIALLY,CROSSING AND COMBINING MULTIPLE VECTORS BETWEEN HUMANS,ANIMALS,MOSQUITOES, AND OTHER HEMORRHAGIC FEVER VIRUSES!!!!!!!!
We had defcon 3 last year, during March. I feel different this time though
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/
6070.00 am
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15595.00 am
>>67865180
I feel like pol hovers right in the danger zone just above tinfoil hat levels
>>67865294
8992 get in here
>>67865321
I'm not sure who they get to post on that forum. Maybe it's just one guy.
CATACLYSMIC EVENT IMMINENT!!!! MASSIVE MONOXIDE RELEASE FROM UNDERNEATH THE PACIFIC CONTINENTAL SHELF IS A SIGN ...
THE ENTIRE PACIFIC CONTINENTAL SHELF IS GOING TO SPEAR DIRECTLY INTO THE UPPER MANTLE!!! STRANGELETS IN PLANETARY CORES TEND TO CAUSE THIS!
THIS IS WHY OBAMA ISSUED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER TWO WEEKS AGO TO FORTIFY ALL FEDERAL AGENCIES,BUILDINGS FOR A CATASTROPHIC EARTHQUAKE OR TECTONIC SHIFT EVENT!!!!!
THEY KNOW A STRANGELET IS CONSUMING THE EARTHS CORE!!!!!
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>>67838012
Hey Kimmy, wanna hang out? ;)
>>67844039
>>67865180
>>67865321
>>67865425
It's probably just homeless vietnam vets using the site from a library or something
>>67840793
Thank you based 2nd ID. Keeping a watchfully eye on the Gooks since 1951
>>67865294
Repostan for anyone else listening. Didn't we used to have a WebSDR general? What happened to that?
>>67849475
Damn son, he'd look pretty competent if he lost weight.
>>67865341
Hm that's really odd. The post sort of just comes out of nowhere in the thread. I mean who goes into a skrylix AIDS thread to post about NK. Weird
>>67865547
Heh!!
TURKEY HAS OFFICIALLY DECLARED WAR AGAINST RUSSIA!!!!!!
IT WAS BLATANTLY OBVIOUS THIS DECLARATION WHEN THEY SHOT DOWN TWO RUSSIAN AIRCRAFT A COUPLE MONTHS AGO AND KILLED SEVERAL RUSSIAN SOLDIERS AND CIVILIANS!!!!!
NOW, WITH THE ATTACK ON THE RUSSIAN ESCORT ENVOY IN PAST 12 HOURS,KILLING DOZENS, TURKEY HAS SET IN STONE A WAR WITH RUSSIA!!!!!
>>67849475
Holy crap, he's look fucking bad-ass.
>>67865643
Bullshit go fuck with someone else's thread
>>67849475
damn, looks like a respectable and feared leader if he put down the fork
Can you happeningfags just fuck off to /n/ or some other shit-tier board, it's never going to happen.
>>67865643
I'm a paranoid schizophrenic even I call bullshit
>>67858936
How much do Nork prostitutes cost?
>>67865774
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Re: **** GLOBAL ALERT** PSSZZZ IS ISSUING A TEMPORAL INCURSION WARNING ****
YEMEN JUST MISSILE ATTACKED SAUDI ARABIA, THOUSANDS DEAD!!!!!
>>67840793
Thank you
>>67865889
Your one to talk, /hue/'re country is on the verge of French Revolution style deposition of government
Thread: yellowstone releases a fireball
LAVA PUSHING OUT OF THE SURFACE NEAR SOME SPOTS IN YELLOWSTONE PARK VOLCANIC AREA!!!!!! FIRST EVER WITNESSED IN RECORDED HISTORY!!!!!!!!
CERN LHC !!!!!!!
PSSZZZ WAS RIGHT AGAIN!!!!!
PLANET EARTH IS GOING TO BE DESTROYED!!!!!
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>>67865938
Wow two In one thread, why do I doubt it
AHHH IM BURNING THE NUCLEAR ACID HUUURTSS
>>67865972
I still don't see a source
>>67865972
Seriously go shit up some other thread. And if you're gonna shitpost that hard consider moving north
Re: **** GLOBAL ALERT** PSSZZZ IS ISSUING A TEMPORAL INCURSION WARNING ****
T.P.P. WILL ACCELERATE AND PUSH AMERICA INTO WAR WITH CHINA BY LABOR DAY!!!!!!!!! WORLD WAR 3!!!!!!!!!!
THIS HAS BEEN THE GLOBAL ELITES PLAN ALL ALONG!!!!! GET THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO BECOME SO WEAK, IT Won't BR ABLE TO STAND AGAINST THEIR SELLOUT PRESIDENT PUSHING AMERICA INTO SELLING ITS SOVEREIGNTY AND ACCEPTING A GLOBAL GOVERNMENT!!!!!!
OH, AND DON'T FORGET POPULATION REDUCTION!!!!!!!
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68618092
IT'S OFFICIAL!!!!!!!! GERMANY SENDING 15,000 TROOPS , 50 TANKS TO TAKE OVER ATHENS,GREECE STARTING MONDAY!!!!!!! A SHOWDOWN WITH PUTIN, BECAUSE PUTIN WANTS GREECE!!!!!!!!!
WORLD WAR 3 !!!!!!!!!
PSSZZZ PREDICTED THIS LAST WINTER!!!!!!!
633/00
>>67866152
???
>>67866135
STRANGELET IN EARTHS CORE CONFIRMED!!!!!! CERN LHC OR RHIC CAUSED IT!!!!!! SCIENTISTS STARTING TO COME OUT AND SAY THAT THE PLANET HAS A COUPLE MONTHS LEFT AT BEST!!!!!!
SEVERAL BILLION DEAD JELLYFISH WASHUP ON THE SHORES OF ENGLAND !!!!!! BILLIONS OF WORMS FALL FROM THE SKY IN NORWAY!!!!!! MASSIVE VOLCANIC ERUPTIONS IN MEXICO SENDS HOT ASH 3.5 KM INTO THE AIR, AS FAR AS 250 MILES AWAY IT LANDS ON TOWNS, EVACUATIONS HAPPENING,BUT MANY THOUSANDS MISSING AND SAID TO BE DEAD IN THE ASH!!!!!! MASSIVE SANDSTORMS SPEWING ACROSS THE GLOBE LIKE NEVER BEFORE IN RECORDED HISTORY!!!!!
SCIENTISTS SAYING STRANGELET VERY SOON TO OVERCOME THE EARTHS CORE AND ALL LIFE ON EARTH TO DIE!!!!!!
They just gave djt the target he needs , who better to smash n Korea. The race is now the Don vs Kim lol
>>67838012
post your pistol Kim
I bet it's a golden makarov
>>67866002
>Congress impeachment
>French Revolution style deposition of government
CERN LHC!!!!! CREATING A VOID IN SPACE AND TIME!!!!! WHEN A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT IS CAPABLE OF ALTERING THE LAWS OF PHYSICS OF THE UNIVERSE,THESE THINGS HAPPEN!!!!!!!
PSSZZZ WAS RIGHT AGAIN, AND THE NAY SAYERS AND JOKESTERS WERE WRONG AGAIN!!!!!!
>>67856232
Those are folded JASSMs you fucking simpleton, B61s are only loaded stateside during EDG
>>67866043
What the fuck is this lol
>>67866262
Give it a few more days, once the gavels rats realize the status quo is more or less unchanged the fires will rise
>>67866238
I heard the last part of it, what the fuck was that?
>>67866238
What does it mean?
>>67866360
Favela*
>>67866366
>>67866374
>They don't know
>>67866360
People said the same thing in the 2015 protests, guess what happened?
>>67866462
Nigga u don't know either., It wasen't an EAM
>>67866462
Please tell me.
ADE STANDS FOR JOINT ASSISTANCE FOR DEPLOYMENT AND EXECUTION!!!!!
HELM STANDS FOR HUMAN EXTINCTION LEVEL MOMENT!!!!!!!!
THE GOVERNMENT HAD TO CHANGE E.L.E. TERMINOLOGY BECAUSE IT BECAME TO WELL KNOWN AND INTERNET SEARCHABLE!!!!!!
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST AND NO WHERE ELSE BEFORE THIS!!!!!!
>>67864753
Aren't you supposed to be in school?
Also thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l3oUjAN1IA
AGREED,MANKIND SHOULD'VE NEVER GOT INTO THE BUSINESS OF CONDUCTING THESE TYPE OF SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS ON THE ONLY PLANET WE LIVE . EINSTEIN WARNED THESE RISKY CHOICES WOULD LEAD TOO DOOM. SCIENCE EXPERIMENTS ARE NEVER SAFE, THESE TYPE AT ASTRONOMICALLY HIGH ENERGY LEVELS IS DISASTROUS. SUPPORT AWARENESS, AND SCREW ALL OF YOU WHO USE CHILDISH NONSENSE AGAINST PEOPLE WHO USE ALL CAPS WHEN REFERRING TO THE MOST CRITICAL ISSUES FACING PLANET EARTH.
THERE IS NO SUCH INSTANCE OF A SAFE EXPERIMENT.
>>67866500
So your understanding of the world is that the poor who drastically outnumber the wealthy and corrupt will proceed to bend over and spread Their ass through another failed presidency?
>>67866650
dude stop shit posting from glp.
