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NORTH KOREA HAPPENINGS


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NORTH KOREA JUST LAUNCHED A BALLISTIC MISSILE

>North Korea launched a ballistic missile off the east coast of the Korean peninsula, the South Korean Joint Chiefs of Staff said Friday. The South Korean military said was closely tracking and monitoring the situation and maintaining a readiness posture for any North Korean provocation. The launch was confirmed by U.S. officials.

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/03/17/asia/north-korea-missile-launch/index.html
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thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERLaZ488I6k
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more deep concern from Obama i bet

god what a pussy
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>>67819895
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>>67819790
anyone know what their fascination for attacking water is?
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wonder if they will do a nuke test
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jBLyIQvNf0
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>>67819880
wtf was that senpai
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>>67820186
KPOP

NORTH korean pop
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GOD SPEED BEST KOREA!!

I HOPE THE NUCLEAR REACTION GOES OFF WITHOUT A HITCH.
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>>67820140
Godzilla is no joke. Best Korea is keeping him at bay.
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>>67820253
It is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen, and I've been here for years.
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Only one missile? I am disappoint.
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War.
War Never Changes.
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whose side is righteous?
whose side should i be on?
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>>67820653
The Brotherhood.
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>>67820140
Their trying to find Atlantis
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>>67820182
Chi รจ lui?
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They literally shell the sea every month; there's noting unusual about this
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>>67819895
I wonder what Trump would do
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>>67819880
One of their refrains sounds like they are just playing vivaldi's winter incorrectly. They do it several times but around 3:49 is where I heard it this time. Here's Vivaldi's winter for reference.

https://youtu.be/vUKEED3CIxA?t=1m7s
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>>67821076
He would back up his threats
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Sanders is laughing at the fools who didn't listen to him and only him
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>>67823151
>and only him
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>>67820407
underrated
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>>67823418
Everybody had a chance to say something about them. They focussed on other things while trying to still be the Norks' blissfully ignorant friend
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>>67819790
SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
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Missile tracking over Japan, target appears to be the west coast of the United States, GET OUT NOW
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>>67823693
it only took 25 replies for the skyking faggots to get here
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>>67823815
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>>67823815
Source or GTFO you fucking dirty crumpet muncher
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>>67823693
LINK TO THE SITE YOU ARE USING RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
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>>67823910
Pot calling kettle black
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>>67823999
TRIPS COMMAND YOU
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>>67819880
lmao this is too fucking good
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>>67819880
I CAN FEEL THE HAPPENING
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>>67823910
http://www.agi.com/media-center/multimedia/current-events/north-korea/

false flag, ripped from this video
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It's headed towards Donald Trump.
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>>67819880
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1457422017594.webm
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>>67823649
>>67823151
>>67821070
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>>67819790
What do these people want?
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>>67824177
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>>67824380
Dog licking own benis.png
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hey can someone link me the radio site people are using now. the old one is down
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>>67820569

except war is constantly changing.
what a stupid fucking quote.
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>>67821076
Hey north korea I stop drillings you stop your missiles right?


You people work with worst shit than norks, like saudis. Stop portraying NK as the enemy #1 they can barely feed its people, even less can afford war.

Just deal with it, Kim clay will never be under the US influence sphere
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>>67824064
http://blerp2.dyndns.org:8901/
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>>67821100
True. Well, did you think that a country that mainly exports its citizens to Russia as slaves to be able to produce anything genuine?
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>>67824380
what's the problem?
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North Korea knows only one way of attention whoring
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>>67819790

NK didn't get their bi-annual food delivery yet?
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>>67819790
the poor dear on the right needs a cuddle
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1458256941978.webm
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>>67824601
Just farts. Irrelevant farts
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>>67824380
>when the gene pool cleanses itself
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>>67819880
>>67820429
Better version desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTsRw_OJyFU
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>>67824531
>not knowing about the nuclear exchanges of the American Civil war
>not knowing about the slingers and trebuchets used at Stalingrad
>not knowing about the Hoplites of Iwo Jima

American educational system for you lads.
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>>67824446
They want to die. It's time we oblige them.
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>>67819880
The music is god tier, I say these performers have more talents than all the celebrities of the Western world put together. And they are attractive too, something I can't tell about the vast mayority of Korean girls.

But the slideshow in the background and some of the audience's reactions made it fucking awkward. Especially the part when they blow up the world.
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>>67824652
Pretty powerful camera filming those "nuclear" blasts eh?
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>>67819880
meh not epic enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKLahiKrbjo
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>>67824555
Trips returned
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>>67824531

You clearly don't understand the concept behind the quote. The core construct of war doesn't change. We fight wars today for the same reason they did thousands of years ago, only the weapons have changed.
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ITS THE FUCKING HAPPENING
GET READY
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>>67824446
Attention
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>>67824531
It's mostly referring to the pain and suffering caused by it.
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not happening

sorry
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>>67821076
Probably nothing
He knows they are just a stale meme that should be ignored
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>>67824910
>>67824942

Can I sleep or not? I have work in the morning.
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>>67824177
ty senpai
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>>67824446

North Korea is a welfare state disguised as a monarchy.

Every few years, aid runs out, and the Dear Leader suddenly realizes that his ruse will only last as long as his people aren't dead from famine.

When this happens, the Dear Leader rattles his saber so the US takes notice, and the two countries eventually agree on an aid package in exchange for toning down the hostilities.

This cycle will continue until enough Western media seeps into North Korea and makes the people realize that they're getting bamboozled by the Dear Leader.

That's the prognosis for North Korea.
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>>67824834
>that clapping out of sync
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>>67825002
wait till tomorrow with all the troops kims reign of terror is over.
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>>67820653
South

They've agreed to a peace treaty but threaten attacks constantly

They also beg for gibmedats so their peasants don't starve
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>>67824900
Dubs of truth.
It's talking about the concept of war, not the method
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GET READY AMERIFAGS
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>>67825044
that meme has died out china already said kim is not with them anymore.
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>>67823999
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/ tune to 8992.00 ultra side band
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>>67824531

Hate.
Dispair.
Fear.
Terror.

It stays the same.
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>>67824335
Was that the Paris attack
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>>67825048
Don't worry, they wont ever do it again.
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Are we finally about to be rid of San Fransisco?
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>>67820407
severely underrated
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>>67825002
>Daily reminder to watch threads

https://vimeo.com/18781528
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>>67824713
I actually respect them. Eugenics is a good thing.
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Why do Best Korean girls look like they were hit in the face with a frying pan?
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>>67819790
ALERTA! ALERTA! Oh wrong country.
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>>67825270
>sanctions
Doesn't literally nobody trade with those maniacs? What the fuck can we sanction them over?
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>>67819790
Why doesn't the USA just invade? North Korea is clearly a threat to the world as a whole as well as its own people
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>>67825322
It stays the same
UNLIKE THE GAME.png
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>>67825522
DUB DUBS
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Best Korea must be out of money. They always do this when they get hungry. They then spin it and say they are cucking us and we're paying then tribute.
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>>67819790
>Preemptive Ejaculation
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>>67825509
Because that's how Korean women look.
The ones from the South all get plastic surgery.
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>>67819790
wow, this has never happened in history before.
I bet WW3 really starts with North Korea this time.
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>>67824900

I understand the concept behind the quote, and I still think it's fucking dumb.

every other thing about war has changed (weapons, tactics, ect.)

saying "war never changes" is patently false.
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>>67825522
Trump is going to bomb the shit out of them
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>>67825509
Malnutrition from birth coupled with a shitty life
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>>67825413

One of my favourites, live in the north and everything just hits a little too close to home.
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>>67821076
I think Trump would shoot it down and tell them to knock it off
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Delta
Echo
Corvette
Romeo
Tango
Bravo
November
Delta
India
Stand By

WHAT DO THEY MEAN??????
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>>67825522

It's getting to the point now where that might happen, but America would still have a seriously hard time justifying it. Surely President Trump would convince the world though.
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>>67825764
>not knowing how to denote letters of the alphabet in military-speak

And you call yourself an American.
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>>67824938
>>67825322

it's still a hamfisted attempt at sounding deep.

war has changed drastically over the course of human history. that's not even debatable.
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>>67823815
Thinking are defense systems wouldnt blow this thing up before ut actually hits. What do you think we are fucking towel heads. I dare north kurrystain to try and invade us lmao they wouldnt even get close.
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>>67825764
OH FUCK IT SOUNDS LIKE A COORDINATED ATTACK
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>>67825802
NK is an antagonistic force that is killing its own people. If that's not reason to invade I dont know what is.
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>>67819790
They do this every summer and then demand food.
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>>67825298
that's actually upper side band
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>>67825764
well fuck, sounds like there planning something
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>>67825864

People still think missile defense is a reliable thing?
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>>67820569
Shitty fucking Fallout. Not even a Fallout. Never will be. Pretty good shooter at best even if everything outside of gameplay mechanics is shit.
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>>67819880
>backing drum sounds is the default GM midi kit
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>>67825989
its gonna fuck up, atleast us Brit-fags are safe for now
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>>67825866

Now you understand why Russia pulled out of Syria.
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>>67825909
That's honestly pretty funny.
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>>67825518

>Doesn't literally nobody trade with those maniacs?

Russia allows North Korea to set up logging camps just inside its southeastern border.

The North Koreans working in those camps are picked for their loyalty.
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>no dong missile
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>>67825518
China and Russia. North Korea gets everything from China - and in return, sell off their Uranium (NK has a ton of Uranium)

since China is a big part of the U.N, these trade sanctions issued through the U.N affects China's trading with N.K, hence, cutting down their supplies and necessities, such as food and water.

The hope here, is that by holding NK's supplies hostage, they'll cave in to the U.N
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Did Lord Kek finally heard us? Will he send us a happening?
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>>67826034
no it sucks just wait for pervert mods to come
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>>67825703
Come now anon nuclear war can be fun with catchy childrens music.

https://youtu.be/57nC16C9y5U

Also check out the strategic targets in your area:

http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
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>>67825928
Lol, my bad. I run a UHF and VHF on my sailboat. So many abbreviations.
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>>67825896
because N.K has the 4th largest military force in the world (In terms of manpower that is)

but this is mainly because N.K recruits most everyone in the population into the military.

doing a ground invasion of North Korea, even with China's support, would result in over 500,000 deaths (mostly north korean)
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i think they just fired another one
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>>67825518
well them launching missiles all over the fucking place yes we can
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Is it in the air?

Has it landed?
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>>67819790
ITS HABBENING!
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SKYKING SKYKING
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SKYKING SKYKING
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>>67826380
sauce?
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>>67825909
see executive>>67825270
order
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>>67826418
>>67826420
That was very synchronized leafs.
What the hell happened?
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>>67826429
Jim Sciutto Verified account @jimsciutto 3m3 minutes ago

Breaking: #NorthKorea fired TWO mid-range ballistic missiles, says US defense official

thats it
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>>67825989
We also have laser defense if that's not enough for you. What do you have?
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>>67820186
Kim Jun Un's peronal girl band
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is there a quick tldr how to use the radio site for us non radio anons?
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>>67826418
>>67826420
wtf
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Skyking Skyking!
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Skyking Skyking!
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>>67826580
I just put in 8992.00 on the frequency, and pressed USB.

Not sure if there's anything more to it, cus I'm only hearing static atm.
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>>67826418
>>67826420
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>>67826418
>>67826420
That hive mind.
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>>67826373
They would only need to locate Kim and the conflict will be over swiftly.
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>>67826516
Thank you good sir. This might get interesting. Anyone flight times of these things?
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>>67826516
>>67826516
https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/710610708556341248
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>>67826675
Hit squelch and just leave it on in the background. It filters out the static.
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2 WE CANT TRACK THEM DONGROCKETS IN THE AIR
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>>67826537

I mean, you do understand that in the event of a nuclear war America would be devastated right? I seriously hope you don't live under the impression that a missile defense system works perfectly.
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>>67826420
>>67826418
SOMBODY POAST LinK TO RADIO STREAM PLS
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>>67826675
yeah, nothing yet. Click the squelch button to make the static quiet and if anyone keys up you'll hear it come through.
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CNN cant confirm nothing where the japan fags at
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>>67824783
>>not knowing about the slingers and trebuchets used at Stalingrad
You'd be surprised. War with Russia is always fun.
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IDS HABBIDINGS :DDDDD
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I'm pretty scared. Guess that's to be expected from a leaf.
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>>67826847
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/ 8992.00 USB
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>>67819880
This is the music that will be playing when the missiles are in the air and right before it hits California, this will be heard in the horizon
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>>67826704
>actually believing this

When Kim Jong Il Died, his high ranking officers would have had the perfect opportunity to disband the regime and end this, but instead, made sure that Un got the reigns.

Killing Un would just leave N.K in the hands of the next in the hierarchy, which are all rich aristocrats who want to maintain their wealth through the nation's poverty.
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>>67825287
NO SORROW FOR SOROS
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>>67826798

not as devastated as NK would be.

actually, i take that back. Obama probably wouldn't do shit.
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>North Korea launches an ICBM
>nobody does anything
Honestly I wish we could just ice these fucks and get it over with

The Korean War is like homework that the government has been putting off for ages
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>>67826976
>oy vey why wont they let me open an imf bank in their country
fuck off burger
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Why..why.. Cant we track the rockets?
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>>67826798
sure, but the U.S has a billion methods of U.S defense

all cold war leftovers from when we were shit scared russia was going to nuke us to bits.
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>>67826937
Thanks, some anons talking about hitting 'squelch' to get rid of static, can't find the button - help a noob out?
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You know what would be great? Is if this were true and plastered absolutely everywhere. If we had sirens and updates and footage of our expensive RayGun missile shields working. But nah. We'll just sit here and discuss Wheel of Fortune
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>>67827107
because they dont put rockets up for legal tracking to the public as far as i know.
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FUG LADS NOVOSIBIRSK WAS JUST NUKED BY ISRAEL
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>>67827107
They painted camouflage stripes on them.
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>>67819790
>http://edition.cnn.com/2016/03/17/asia/north-korea-missile-launch/index.html
BOI HE BOUT TO DO IT
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>>67819880
>thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsM4FM3MiK0
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these faggots are getting a little too big for their britches.

China needs to slap them the fuck down.
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>>67821076
ignore them.
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>>67827222
Wasted trips,


>>67826937
Found it, thanks
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>>67827262
sauce
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>>67827224

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwrUkeYxUF0
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>>67821076
Same thing as Obama, just with different words.
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The Westcoast of America is safe for now.

In order to reach califorina , North Korea would have to exit and re enter the atmosphere. That would burn up on re entry. They don't have the technology.

The only way to develop such technology is with a space program. You CAN NOT LET THEM GO INTO SPACE WITH ANYTHING.

We really need to stop them
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I'm confused, have they landed already?
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I could really go for a nice, comfy, catastrophic happening tonight.

Can meme magic help us here?
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>>67827480

Yeah, NYC seems to be their target.
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>>67827546
SAY IT WITH ME FOLKS
"IT'S TIME NORTH KOREA"
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Where are the missiles right now?
Do we have any info lads?
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>>67827714
nope we don't poland. hopefully he launched his biggest missile. SO WE CAN END THIS FUCKING CHARADE
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>>67827714
in the water
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>>67826798
I think it would work perfectly against all 2 of North Korea's nukes. Meanwhile the NK becomes a parking lot.
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>>67826798
It doesn't work perfectly, no, at least not in a grand scale nuclear attack. But you do know that nuclear launches are automatically detected and any wide barrage unleashed on the US will be met with an even greater barrage? The world would be fucked over many times, m8. Fortunately, NK has no such wide inventory of nukes. We could shoot down any dinky, lonely Nork missile. And if necessary, Saturn V can deliver over 25 times the power of the Tsar Bomba.

To put in perspective:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNYe_UaWZ3U
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>>67819790
>North Korea just fired a rusty old missile into the sea
>which they already announced they would be
>ITS HABBENINZZZ!!!!
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>>67825287
NO SORROW FOR SOROS
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>>67827869
What if an EMP went off, THEN a nuke was launched?
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Was there seriously a skyking?
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>>67827504
Twiddling thumbs is the strategy right now
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>>67828028
How to they deploy the EMP? I reckon any system teh US has got going will have enough redundancy built in so that a couple of Nork infiltrator cells wouldn't be able to disarm it
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>>67819790
>nodong missile

Why is anyone afraid again?
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Reports are coming in of a bright flash in LA
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>>67828028
That's what submarines are for.
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>>67828146
Muh poster. Muh beautiful poster. Thanks "Otto Warmbeer" now we must go with nukes I guess
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>>67819790
Why does grill on right look like she's about to cry?

And I hope this doesn't happen before I ship off to basic. I want some action in Korea, and this conflict would surely be over in a matter of weeks.

I'll only be OK with it happening before that if it turns into an SHTF scenario. We need a good happening.
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>>67828254

because this nodong will cause you to have nodong
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what the hell is a skyking?
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>>67826923
that image is great
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>>67828258

Rosie O'donnel lit a fart
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>>67828321

Propaganda = She's terrified of making a mistake because she knows she'll be shot or sent to the camps

Reality = it's probably one of the greatest honors of her life and she's trying not to be overwhelmed by that
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>>67828267
According to these people it fell in ocean:
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/18/north-korea-fires-ballistic-missile-sea-south-korean-coast
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>>67828346

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_Action_Message

I think it's this.
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>>67828506
>according to these people
don't use that lefty rag
use this
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/653567/kim-jong-il-deadly-missile-tensions-breaking-point
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>>67828506
*1missile* not *2missile* where is the other one
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>>67828346
1X SKYKING = Nothing is happening
2X SKYKING = Something might be happening
3X SKYKING = Something is definitely happening
4X SKYKING = It has happened, prepare for nuclear winter
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>>67828613
As if I'm a Zio obsessed rightist
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>>67828664
I don't know. In Gorbachev's pasta salad
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>>67827812
i think he fired the little one, saving the big one for when its REALLY happening
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>>67828258
Bring a source of don't wast your time poasting you fucking tea swilling fuggnugger
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>>67828682

sweet, hoping for 4x SKYKING
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>>67819790

>fucking spam filter REEEEEEEE if I gets dubs, it hits berlin harder then a USAF bomber formation
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>>67819790

STOP THE SABER RATTLING, NK, AND LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED!!!
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OH SHIT
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>>67824649
would show those two a REAL missle launch, iykwim.
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>>67828767

I prefer coffee
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They've already hit the ocean, it's over lads

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35835088
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>>67828199
Mid yield high atmosphere nuclear device.
as per the second half, you'd be quite surprised if you knew how open our asses where in the air with such things.

>>67828260
Which would prevent sea based deployment, along with Naval support to prevent Air deployment.

So the other options are...

A. Sneaky Nork Subs
B. Sneaky Nork Spies
C. Sneaky Nork Space Missile
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>>67828862
Do they actually have coffee in Britain outside of specialty shops?
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>>67828950

It's literally next to the tea in every shop
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>>67828906
wouldn't they just shoot it down?
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HOLY SHIT I LIVE IN RIVERSIDE AND I JUST FELT TREMORS.
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>>67828905
>http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35835088

where is the other damn missile.
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>>67821076
Make them build a wall
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>>67828950
only with an updated 2016 coffee license mate but they only take a couple of completed forms a background check and ยฃ175.45 a year so its no big deal
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>>67829040

Seoul
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>>67825861
but not really. wars are still fought for the same reasons.

Forest for the trees.
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>>67829039
See anything out your windows?
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>>67829147
possibly or heading toward obongo.
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>>67829016
What if Nork went full retard and launched it over its own country, and went with a High Yield Low Atmosphere detonation, just to fuck everyone including themselves?
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>>67829197

Still better than what the UK has
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>>67829011
That's fuckin bizarre.
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>>67829261

How is that bizarre? Tea, Coffee, sweeteners are always next to each other because that's common sense.
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>>67829241
what would that achieve?
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>>67829328
Because the British drink tea.
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NO SORROW FOR SOROS
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>>67821100
It's a cover of a classic revolutionary song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTsRw_OJyFU
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>>67829348
Every country becoming like North Korea. Something that North Korea is fine with dealing with.
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>>67829348
nation suicide and possible escaltaion with china, if they launch 20 nukes its defiantly hitting china.
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We got action on 8992
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>>67829382
he's trolling you leaf man, coffee is banned here
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I heard skyking
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>Australians are shitposting in the ionosphere again
Topkek
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>>67829382

By that logic the maple syrup is the only thing available to buy in Canada
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>>67819880
empty, soulless, mechanical.

asians are robots.
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>>67829495
if offends muslims
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>>67829382
I'm drinking coffee RIGHT NOW
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>>67819790

>checks calendar

yep, it's that nork time of year again
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>>67828682
5X SKYKING = ????

Anyway nothing is Happening
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>>67829456
Would it really spark a nuclear war?

>>67829478
Do they have that many?
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>>67829597
timestamp?
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Just heard a count down on 8992
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>>67829547
Well no, that'd be retarded, since an entire nation couldn't live off of maple syrup alone.

Tea and coffee are two sides of the same coin.
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"All stations snowfall" on 8992 a minute ago after 3 skykings

dafaq
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>>67829611
He launched a big dookie-filled pampers into the ocean
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>>67829601
we canceled exports to them everyone has. do you read through the thread.
>>67829650
not hearing anything m8
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>>67825666
nice trips but you seem to be missing the forest for the trees.
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>>67829611
5X SKYKING = It's over
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>>67829580
Muslims aren't real senpai, the BNP made them up as a scare tactic, the mud people you see on the telly are just Italian extras hired to pretend to be mudslimes
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WEST CALIFORNIA happening confirmed?!!

PRAISE KEK
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>>67829622
yeah we have pictures of north korea missile count but noone has posted them.
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>>67829772
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>>67829702
Sure~
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>>67829734

irrelevant. north korea will NEVER happen.

they probably dont really have nukes but if they do, they sure as shit aren't miniaturized for missile use

they have shit missiles

all they have is a huge staving army of foot soldiers and some artillery.

i REPEAT

north korea will NEVER happen. i've been hearing this same fucking thing every fucking year for at least 22 years.
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>>67829938
ok, thanks
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>>67829772
top kek, well here native americans are Puerto ricans
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>>67829622
Don't Nukes require electricity to function? At least the launch sites do I think.

So if Nork launches the hypothetical "Haha Fuck You", most nations would have their electricity gone for about 1-2 months. Imagine all the shit that would happen in 1-2 months without electricity.

No internet
No phones
No communications
No lights
No refridgeration
No gas being able to be pumped
No Internet
No 4Chan

North Korea doesn't mind, because that's just normal North Korea.

Social America would crumble in 12 hours.
Corporate America would crumble in 2 days.
Federal America would crumble in a week.
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>>67829747

I could say the same to you.

I 100% understand what they're getting at, but it still sounds dumb as hell.
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>>67820429
>I've been on YouTube for years

That's the cringiest shit I've ever read
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>>67830038
But one year, you'll be wrong.
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>>67829996
That kid is going to turn into evil incarnate like Soros.
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>>67820653
Much like the American civil war; the south is the morally justified side
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>>67830067
I always suspected something was up, is it just a big old scam to legitimise casinos?
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>>67830075
Explain to me how you think electricity works.
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>>67830108
>This is youtube
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1 2 3 3 2 1 delokate alpha
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8992 just did a test count.
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>>67830075
a nuke in north korea wouldn't kill our electricity anon, if it did all our lights would go out everytime somebody did a test.
Sorry if I'm misunderstanding you though
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>>67830078
why?
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>>67830038
dude that means kim has no money or food to do anything at all they are collapsed.
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>>67825287
NO SORROW FOR SOROS
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please stop
again nothing is happening
:D
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>some of the best music since USSR
>nobody posts it
Step up lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExlPGDBQsgM
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>>67830075
>No internet
>No phones
>No communications
>No lights
>No refridgeration
>No gas being able to be pumped
>No Internet
>No 4Chan
>>No 4Chan<<
Sounds good to me
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>>67830499
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>>67830499
you can get north koreas os online prove your from there
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>>67830499
It begins.
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>>67826937
any interesting frequencies?
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So just like last year NK is launching ballistic missiles.
When will we learn?
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>>67827309
>implying they're not part of china's plan.
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>>67830663
you people are very annoying
many times I prove I am not a fake scum

now you are just annoying
I hope you will get shot in California
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>>67830688
8992.00 for EAMs
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>>67825764
they use one time pads, anon, impossible to decipher.
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>>67830855
i love you too, you never said your name in the last thread.
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>>67823693
one more thing to add to the filter
dumbfucks
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>>67830855
what do you think about the American student who got 15 years hard labor?
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>>67819880

Better than Crayon Pop
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>>67830499
JUST BOMB MY SHIT UP SENPAI
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>>67830940
if i say my name then they will know who I am
it is very risky
i cannot
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>>67830963

> wants to create a safe space
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>>67830855
>He's posting from North Korea's only computer

How's the trackball Kim? Been thinking about getting one.
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>>67830790
Is that some based Jones soda I'm seeing?
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>>67830940
His name is kim obviously
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>>67830855
proof or fuck off, fake Nork
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>>67831080
Are you the same guy from the /int/ thread a couple of months ago?
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>>67830235
Electricity is energy that is gathered usually by natural forces. Its a conversion of kinetic energy that gets "stored" and "sent".

Hydroelectric damns are a good place to look at the natural process, The Kinetic energy of the water falls through the rotors, generating electricity which is usually "sent" and "stored" via power grids. There are a myriad of power grids across America, kind of like "Electricity Banks" and they aren't exactly the most indestructable thing on the planet.

Sure, there are such things as "Backup generators" for nuclear sites, but that would imply that there is a private source of electricity being made near or on the site.

And, I don't believe Nuclear vessels such as Carriers are near American nuclear launch sites.

Any yield atmospheric nuclear launch would fug up these power grids, if not the systems actually "creating" the electricity.

Depending on the yield would determine the range and severity of damage.

There's a system Canada, you can't magically fix everything when the system you rely suddenly shits the bed. You can overcome in time, but you can't magically just say "Pfft, we can just immediately rebuild."

>>67830371
Well, I'm not a nuclear expert, but I'd imagine a Hydrogen Explosion from space isn't nescessarily a "little boom."

>>67830586
thanks /k/
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>>67831177
ok first you
show me your bomb vest you Muslim scum
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>>67830963
>IN MY SAFE SPACEEEEEEEEE
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>>67826484
some guy posted from his phone and computer at the same time
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>>67831104
the only danger of the skyking shit is to my brain cells

you guys are straight cancer, i don't give a single fuck
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>>67831108
They've got normal computers too, but otherwise they don't have access to pol, sadly the only flags from NK you'll see are geospoofed.

Example of some of the more normal computers you'd see in Pyongyang:
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>>67831080

We had a couple months back someone who claimed to be from NK but they had a question mark flag and climbed he was going to the indian embassy to get out
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>>67830075
EMP is one of the great weaknesses of modern society because you a large EMP blast over a modern country would fry a lot of transformers and currently no western civilised country keeps that many spares lying around because in a capitalist society you can't really afford the redudancy. Old socialist Sweden used to have loads lying around so they could rebuild quickly after the nukes had stopped and try to restore the electrical infrastructure but since we became liberal western capitalists we simply sold off all redundancy.

Everything is LEAN now...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lean_product_development
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>>67825287
no sorrow for sorros
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>>67831253
fake
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>>67831253
>Bants
>Nork
>Pick one

Ignore fake proxy fags, hide fake proxy poasts etc.
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>>67828838
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>>67831301

thanks for the bump

why are you even on pol
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>>67831342
stop watching scifi movies you swecuck there is no such thing as an emp weapon
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>>67831322
okok it is not me

i am not near capital city
I am in near Chinese border

if I will go to embassy probably it will be China
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>>67831138
Yes, it named Kek's disciple new years.
The Chanpion.
So far, he's been right.
>Kek, Gains, Memes
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>>67831441
>over the bump limit
>still replying
>being this assblasted
>being this fucking retarded
go back to /x/ you mentally-deficient cunt
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>>67831404
one day you fools will make me explode with anger
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>>67831466
Please fire another one Kim.
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>>67825287
no sorrow for soros
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>>67830135
Not before they fuck themselves over. SK and Japan can worry about a happening soon but the US won't for a while. We aren't even their first target. Worst Korea or Japan might take serious losses but we'd probably take out 1/3 of any missiles they shoot down and anything that isn't horribly off target would be avenged a thousandfold. They would be glassed, first with some nukes at key points like silos and bases but mostly conventional as to not make the area totally uninhabitable and scare Asian countries with fallout. South Korea and Japan? We might not nuke them instantly. Plus they get to kill 10-25 Koreans if they decide to invade. Japan would want to test out JShitDF for honor and dignity and to get their dicks wet with warfare again, Best Koreans might take down a plane or heli if their lucky. Otherwise they're still bombed to shit with the help of the US.

NK could either fuck themselves in the ass... OR bully the UN into giving free shit by threatening to shit on our doorsteps.
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>>67831454

Dumbass pol troll, an EMP weapon is simply a nuke detonated in mid air, this soviet example fried the power station couple miles away in Kazakhstan.and set the underground lines on fire

http://www.futurescience.com/emp/test184.html
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>>67831454
But that's where you are wrong Anon.

EMP is essentially anything that generates an incredible amount of electro magnetic force.

The Sun literally shits EMP's at us every week, and the only reason we're fine is because our Magnetic Sphere.

There are currently no "Long range" or "Militarized" EMP that are deployable, however with innovation, short range user base ones exist.

Also, Nukes in the atmosphere are essentially EMPS.
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>>67831574
just because you can access google maps doesn't make you a Nork faggot
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>>67831305

propaganda, right on schedule
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>>67831740
you try to make me angry
I see
well fuck you
I will leave now
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>>67826052
I'd take a swift end in a missile strike over a drawn out genetic suicide at the hands of filthy shit skins.
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>>67831788
I'm not sure what's propaganda about stating facts?

If you want omega retro shitty computers attached to voltage regulators, check super rural stuff.

But there are a decent amount of computers in Pyongyang.
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>>67824380
she looks like claire from gloryholeswallows
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>>67831857
sorry
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>>67831466

except he did not have a flag, just a white rectangle with a black ? mark
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>>67831857
Sorry man
PLs don't go
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>>67831857
just stay qt
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>>67824550
Why would we stop the south from doing military drills? So they can become another south vietnam? We're still at war with North Korea, and I think protecting our democratic korea bros is a priority. Sauds are arab jews only focused on money. The problem with saudi arabia doesnt lie within the royal family, its the extremist muslim culture which permeates throughout sunni islam, and even in shia. Fuck commies, we should up our drills, and fly even more bombers on their border next year.
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>>67831857
Why is Kimmy bombing the ocean again? Don't you people need those fish to not die or something?
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>>67831233
>bro BRO the EMPs I saw it in call of duty, muh fuggin Hawaii test, remember that TV show about this? HABBENING INTENSIFIES!!!
Gonna go out on a limb and say you don't know how protected our grid is. Perfect? No. Survivable? Yes.
>>
Codes on 8992
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>>67831857
W-we didn't mean it Kim. D-dont do anything r-rash.... K-Kim?
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>>67831305
No fucking shit they have computers, that doesnt mean that they have the know how to revolutionize anything regarding them. Vice did a documentary and went into a korean computer class (keep in mind these are the elites children) one of the retarded motherfuckers was staring at google for 10 minutes, all of them were pretending to do something. The youngest amongst westerners are more technological savvy then their elite.
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>>67832379
OH FUCK

WE JUST CONVINCED KIM TO LAUNCH THE SECOND MISSILE

WE JUST SHITPOASTED THE WORLD TO DEATH
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>>67831788
If they didn't have computers then why block internet? Checkm8
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>>67832463
I didn't say they knew how to revolutionize anything regarding them? Thanks for imagining a post I didn't make, but I'm sure it's fun talking to yourself.

I've watched all the docs, and there are other less retarded things you can see them do with PC's. If you've been watching the evolution of their website coding (not particularly KCNA, but their Kim Il Sung University website coding) you can watch them slowly improve.

it's an entertaining process to see.
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>>67831574
Hey Kim Pow Chicken, I want to spank you like a naughty avocado.
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>>67832578
hes already launched 2 today
>>
http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/news/2016/03/18/0200000000AEN20160318000852315.html?input=www.tweeter.com

the 2nd one is his rodong which can hit 1300 miles away. We need a new thread anyway.
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