NORTH KOREA JUST LAUNCHED A BALLISTIC MISSILE
>North Korea launched a ballistic missile off the east coast of the Korean peninsula, the South Korean Joint Chiefs of Staff said Friday. The South Korean military said was closely tracking and monitoring the situation and maintaining a readiness posture for any North Korean provocation. The launch was confirmed by U.S. officials.
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/03/17/asia/north-korea-missile-launch/index.html
thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERLaZ488I6k
more deep concern from Obama i bet
god what a pussy
>>67819895
>>67819790
anyone know what their fascination for attacking water is?
wonder if they will do a nuke test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jBLyIQvNf0
>>67819880
wtf was that senpai
>>67820186
KPOP
NORTH korean pop
GOD SPEED BEST KOREA!!
I HOPE THE NUCLEAR REACTION GOES OFF WITHOUT A HITCH.
>>67820140
Godzilla is no joke. Best Korea is keeping him at bay.
>>67820253
It is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen, and I've been here for years.
Only one missile? I am disappoint.
War.
War Never Changes.
whose side is righteous?
whose side should i be on?
>>67820653
The Brotherhood.
>>67820140
Their trying to find Atlantis
>>67820182
Chi è lui?
They literally shell the sea every month; there's noting unusual about this
>>67819895
I wonder what Trump would do
>>67819880
One of their refrains sounds like they are just playing vivaldi's winter incorrectly. They do it several times but around 3:49 is where I heard it this time. Here's Vivaldi's winter for reference.
https://youtu.be/vUKEED3CIxA?t=1m7s
>>67821076
He would back up his threats
Sanders is laughing at the fools who didn't listen to him and only him
>>67823151
>and only him
>>67820407
underrated
>>67823418
Everybody had a chance to say something about them. They focussed on other things while trying to still be the Norks' blissfully ignorant friend
>>67819790
SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER
Missile tracking over Japan, target appears to be the west coast of the United States, GET OUT NOW
>>67823693
it only took 25 replies for the skyking faggots to get here
>>67823815
>>67823815
Source or GTFO you fucking dirty crumpet muncher
>>67823693
LINK TO THE SITE YOU ARE USING RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
>>67823910
Pot calling kettle black
>>67823999
TRIPS COMMAND YOU
>>67819880
lmao this is too fucking good
>>67819880
I CAN FEEL THE HAPPENING
>>67823910
http://www.agi.com/media-center/multimedia/current-events/north-korea/
false flag, ripped from this video
It's headed towards Donald Trump.
>>67819790
What do these people want?
>>67824177
>>67824380
Dog licking own benis.png
hey can someone link me the radio site people are using now. the old one is down
>>67820569
except war is constantly changing.
what a stupid fucking quote.
>>67821076
Hey north korea I stop drillings you stop your missiles right?
You people work with worst shit than norks, like saudis. Stop portraying NK as the enemy #1 they can barely feed its people, even less can afford war.
Just deal with it, Kim clay will never be under the US influence sphere
>>67824064
http://blerp2.dyndns.org:8901/
>>67821100
True. Well, did you think that a country that mainly exports its citizens to Russia as slaves to be able to produce anything genuine?
>>67824380
what's the problem?
North Korea knows only one way of attention whoring
>>67819790
NK didn't get their bi-annual food delivery yet?
>>67819790
the poor dear on the right needs a cuddle
>>67824601
Just farts. Irrelevant farts
>>67824380
>when the gene pool cleanses itself
>>67819880
>>67820429
Better version desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTsRw_OJyFU
>>67824531
>not knowing about the nuclear exchanges of the American Civil war
>not knowing about the slingers and trebuchets used at Stalingrad
>not knowing about the Hoplites of Iwo Jima
American educational system for you lads.
>>67824446
They want to die. It's time we oblige them.
>>67819880
The music is god tier, I say these performers have more talents than all the celebrities of the Western world put together. And they are attractive too, something I can't tell about the vast mayority of Korean girls.
But the slideshow in the background and some of the audience's reactions made it fucking awkward. Especially the part when they blow up the world.
>>67824652
Pretty powerful camera filming those "nuclear" blasts eh?
>>67819880
meh not epic enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKLahiKrbjo
>>67824555
Trips returned
>>67824531
You clearly don't understand the concept behind the quote. The core construct of war doesn't change. We fight wars today for the same reason they did thousands of years ago, only the weapons have changed.
ITS THE FUCKING HAPPENING
GET READY
>>67824446
Attention
>>67824531
It's mostly referring to the pain and suffering caused by it.
not happening
sorry
>>67821076
Probably nothing
He knows they are just a stale meme that should be ignored
>>67824910
>>67824942
Can I sleep or not? I have work in the morning.
>>67824177
ty senpai
>>67824446
North Korea is a welfare state disguised as a monarchy.
Every few years, aid runs out, and the Dear Leader suddenly realizes that his ruse will only last as long as his people aren't dead from famine.
When this happens, the Dear Leader rattles his saber so the US takes notice, and the two countries eventually agree on an aid package in exchange for toning down the hostilities.
This cycle will continue until enough Western media seeps into North Korea and makes the people realize that they're getting bamboozled by the Dear Leader.
That's the prognosis for North Korea.
>>67824834
>that clapping out of sync
>>67825002
wait till tomorrow with all the troops kims reign of terror is over.
>>67820653
South
They've agreed to a peace treaty but threaten attacks constantly
They also beg for gibmedats so their peasants don't starve
>>67824900
Dubs of truth.
It's talking about the concept of war, not the method
GET READY AMERIFAGS
>>67825044
that meme has died out china already said kim is not with them anymore.
>>67823999
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/ tune to 8992.00 ultra side band
>>67824531
Hate.
Dispair.
Fear.
Terror.
It stays the same.
>>67824335
Was that the Paris attack
>>67825048
Don't worry, they wont ever do it again.
Are we finally about to be rid of San Fransisco?
>>67820407
severely underrated
>>67825002
>Daily reminder to watch threads
https://vimeo.com/18781528
>>67824713
I actually respect them. Eugenics is a good thing.
Why do Best Korean girls look like they were hit in the face with a frying pan?
>>67819790
ALERTA! ALERTA! Oh wrong country.
>>67825270
>sanctions
Doesn't literally nobody trade with those maniacs? What the fuck can we sanction them over?
>>67819790
Why doesn't the USA just invade? North Korea is clearly a threat to the world as a whole as well as its own people
>>67825322
It stays the same
UNLIKE THE GAME.png
>>67825522
DUB DUBS
Best Korea must be out of money. They always do this when they get hungry. They then spin it and say they are cucking us and we're paying then tribute.
>>67819790
>Preemptive Ejaculation
>>67825509
Because that's how Korean women look.
The ones from the South all get plastic surgery.
>>67819790
wow, this has never happened in history before.
I bet WW3 really starts with North Korea this time.
>>67824900
I understand the concept behind the quote, and I still think it's fucking dumb.
every other thing about war has changed (weapons, tactics, ect.)
saying "war never changes" is patently false.
>>67825522
Trump is going to bomb the shit out of them
>>67825509
Malnutrition from birth coupled with a shitty life
>>67825413
One of my favourites, live in the north and everything just hits a little too close to home.
>>67821076
I think Trump would shoot it down and tell them to knock it off
Delta
Echo
Corvette
Romeo
Tango
Bravo
November
Delta
India
Stand By
WHAT DO THEY MEAN??????
>>67825522
It's getting to the point now where that might happen, but America would still have a seriously hard time justifying it. Surely President Trump would convince the world though.
>>67825764
>not knowing how to denote letters of the alphabet in military-speak
And you call yourself an American.
>>67824938
>>67825322
it's still a hamfisted attempt at sounding deep.
war has changed drastically over the course of human history. that's not even debatable.
>>67823815
Thinking are defense systems wouldnt blow this thing up before ut actually hits. What do you think we are fucking towel heads. I dare north kurrystain to try and invade us lmao they wouldnt even get close.
>>67825764
OH FUCK IT SOUNDS LIKE A COORDINATED ATTACK
>>67825802
NK is an antagonistic force that is killing its own people. If that's not reason to invade I dont know what is.
>>67819790
They do this every summer and then demand food.
>>67825298
that's actually upper side band
>>67825764
well fuck, sounds like there planning something
>>67825864
People still think missile defense is a reliable thing?
>>67820569
Shitty fucking Fallout. Not even a Fallout. Never will be. Pretty good shooter at best even if everything outside of gameplay mechanics is shit.
>>67819880
>backing drum sounds is the default GM midi kit
>>67825989
its gonna fuck up, atleast us Brit-fags are safe for now
>>67825866
Now you understand why Russia pulled out of Syria.
>>67825909
That's honestly pretty funny.
>>67825518
>Doesn't literally nobody trade with those maniacs?
Russia allows North Korea to set up logging camps just inside its southeastern border.
The North Koreans working in those camps are picked for their loyalty.
>no dong missile
>>67825518
China and Russia. North Korea gets everything from China - and in return, sell off their Uranium (NK has a ton of Uranium)
since China is a big part of the U.N, these trade sanctions issued through the U.N affects China's trading with N.K, hence, cutting down their supplies and necessities, such as food and water.
The hope here, is that by holding NK's supplies hostage, they'll cave in to the U.N
Did Lord Kek finally heard us? Will he send us a happening?
>>67826034
no it sucks just wait for pervert mods to come
>>67825703
Come now anon nuclear war can be fun with catchy childrens music.
https://youtu.be/57nC16C9y5U
Also check out the strategic targets in your area:
http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/
>>67825928
Lol, my bad. I run a UHF and VHF on my sailboat. So many abbreviations.
>>67825896
because N.K has the 4th largest military force in the world (In terms of manpower that is)
but this is mainly because N.K recruits most everyone in the population into the military.
doing a ground invasion of North Korea, even with China's support, would result in over 500,000 deaths (mostly north korean)
i think they just fired another one
>>67825518
well them launching missiles all over the fucking place yes we can
Is it in the air?
Has it landed?
>>67819790
ITS HABBENING!
SKYKING SKYKING
SKYKING SKYKING
>>67826380
sauce?
>>67825909
see executive>>67825270
order
>>67826418
>>67826420
That was very synchronized leafs.
What the hell happened?
>>67826429
Jim Sciutto Verified account @jimsciutto 3m3 minutes ago
Breaking: #NorthKorea fired TWO mid-range ballistic missiles, says US defense official
thats it
>>67825989
We also have laser defense if that's not enough for you. What do you have?
>>67820186
Kim Jun Un's peronal girl band
is there a quick tldr how to use the radio site for us non radio anons?
Skyking Skyking!
Skyking Skyking!
>>67826580
I just put in 8992.00 on the frequency, and pressed USB.
Not sure if there's anything more to it, cus I'm only hearing static atm.
>>67826418
>>67826420
>>67826418
>>67826420
That hive mind.
>>67826373
They would only need to locate Kim and the conflict will be over swiftly.
>>67826516
Thank you good sir. This might get interesting. Anyone flight times of these things?
>>67826516
>>67826516
https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/710610708556341248
>>67826675
Hit squelch and just leave it on in the background. It filters out the static.
2 WE CANT TRACK THEM DONGROCKETS IN THE AIR
>>67826537
I mean, you do understand that in the event of a nuclear war America would be devastated right? I seriously hope you don't live under the impression that a missile defense system works perfectly.
>>67826420
>>67826418
SOMBODY POAST LinK TO RADIO STREAM PLS
>>67826675
yeah, nothing yet. Click the squelch button to make the static quiet and if anyone keys up you'll hear it come through.
CNN cant confirm nothing where the japan fags at
>>67824783
>>not knowing about the slingers and trebuchets used at Stalingrad
You'd be surprised. War with Russia is always fun.
IDS HABBIDINGS :DDDDD
I'm pretty scared. Guess that's to be expected from a leaf.
>>67826847
http://websdr.ewi.utwente.nl:8901/ 8992.00 USB
>>67819880
This is the music that will be playing when the missiles are in the air and right before it hits California, this will be heard in the horizon
>>67826704
>actually believing this
When Kim Jong Il Died, his high ranking officers would have had the perfect opportunity to disband the regime and end this, but instead, made sure that Un got the reigns.
Killing Un would just leave N.K in the hands of the next in the hierarchy, which are all rich aristocrats who want to maintain their wealth through the nation's poverty.
>>67825287
NO SORROW FOR SOROS
>>67826798
not as devastated as NK would be.
actually, i take that back. Obama probably wouldn't do shit.
>North Korea launches an ICBM
>nobody does anything
Honestly I wish we could just ice these fucks and get it over with
The Korean War is like homework that the government has been putting off for ages
>>67826976
>oy vey why wont they let me open an imf bank in their country
fuck off burger
Why..why.. Cant we track the rockets?
>>67826798
sure, but the U.S has a billion methods of U.S defense
all cold war leftovers from when we were shit scared russia was going to nuke us to bits.
>>67826937
Thanks, some anons talking about hitting 'squelch' to get rid of static, can't find the button - help a noob out?
You know what would be great? Is if this were true and plastered absolutely everywhere. If we had sirens and updates and footage of our expensive RayGun missile shields working. But nah. We'll just sit here and discuss Wheel of Fortune
>>67827107
because they dont put rockets up for legal tracking to the public as far as i know.
FUG LADS NOVOSIBIRSK WAS JUST NUKED BY ISRAEL
>>67827107
They painted camouflage stripes on them.
>>67819790
>http://edition.cnn.com/2016/03/17/asia/north-korea-missile-launch/index.html
BOI HE BOUT TO DO IT
>>67819880
>thread music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsM4FM3MiK0
these faggots are getting a little too big for their britches.
China needs to slap them the fuck down.
>>67821076
ignore them.
>>67827222
Wasted trips,
>>67826937
Found it, thanks
>>67827262
sauce
>>67827224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwrUkeYxUF0
>>67821076
Same thing as Obama, just with different words.
The Westcoast of America is safe for now.
In order to reach califorina , North Korea would have to exit and re enter the atmosphere. That would burn up on re entry. They don't have the technology.
The only way to develop such technology is with a space program. You CAN NOT LET THEM GO INTO SPACE WITH ANYTHING.
We really need to stop them
I'm confused, have they landed already?
I could really go for a nice, comfy, catastrophic happening tonight.
Can meme magic help us here?
>>67827480
Yeah, NYC seems to be their target.
>>67827546
SAY IT WITH ME FOLKS
"IT'S TIME NORTH KOREA"
Where are the missiles right now?
Do we have any info lads?
>>67827714
nope we don't poland. hopefully he launched his biggest missile. SO WE CAN END THIS FUCKING CHARADE
>>67827714
in the water
>>67826798
I think it would work perfectly against all 2 of North Korea's nukes. Meanwhile the NK becomes a parking lot.
>>67826798
It doesn't work perfectly, no, at least not in a grand scale nuclear attack. But you do know that nuclear launches are automatically detected and any wide barrage unleashed on the US will be met with an even greater barrage? The world would be fucked over many times, m8. Fortunately, NK has no such wide inventory of nukes. We could shoot down any dinky, lonely Nork missile. And if necessary, Saturn V can deliver over 25 times the power of the Tsar Bomba.
To put in perspective:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNYe_UaWZ3U
>>67819790
>North Korea just fired a rusty old missile into the sea
>which they already announced they would be
>ITS HABBENINZZZ!!!!
>>67825287
NO SORROW FOR SOROS
>>67827869
What if an EMP went off, THEN a nuke was launched?
Was there seriously a skyking?
>>67827504
Twiddling thumbs is the strategy right now
>>67828028
How to they deploy the EMP? I reckon any system teh US has got going will have enough redundancy built in so that a couple of Nork infiltrator cells wouldn't be able to disarm it
>>67819790
>nodong missile
Why is anyone afraid again?
Reports are coming in of a bright flash in LA
>>67828028
That's what submarines are for.
>>67828146
Muh poster. Muh beautiful poster. Thanks "Otto Warmbeer" now we must go with nukes I guess
>>67819790
Why does grill on right look like she's about to cry?
And I hope this doesn't happen before I ship off to basic. I want some action in Korea, and this conflict would surely be over in a matter of weeks.
I'll only be OK with it happening before that if it turns into an SHTF scenario. We need a good happening.
>>67828254
because this nodong will cause you to have nodong
what the hell is a skyking?
>>67826923
that image is great
>>67828258
Rosie O'donnel lit a fart
>>67828321
Propaganda = She's terrified of making a mistake because she knows she'll be shot or sent to the camps
Reality = it's probably one of the greatest honors of her life and she's trying not to be overwhelmed by that
>>67828267
According to these people it fell in ocean:
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/mar/18/north-korea-fires-ballistic-missile-sea-south-korean-coast
>>67828346
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emergency_Action_Message
I think it's this.
>>67828506
>according to these people
don't use that lefty rag
use this
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/653567/kim-jong-il-deadly-missile-tensions-breaking-point
>>67828506
*1missile* not *2missile* where is the other one
>>67828346
1X SKYKING = Nothing is happening
2X SKYKING = Something might be happening
3X SKYKING = Something is definitely happening
4X SKYKING = It has happened, prepare for nuclear winter
>>67828613
As if I'm a Zio obsessed rightist
>>67828664
I don't know. In Gorbachev's pasta salad
>>67827812
i think he fired the little one, saving the big one for when its REALLY happening
>>67828258
Bring a source of don't wast your time poasting you fucking tea swilling fuggnugger
>>67828682
sweet, hoping for 4x SKYKING
>>67819790
>fucking spam filter REEEEEEEE if I gets dubs, it hits berlin harder then a USAF bomber formation
>>67819790
STOP THE SABER RATTLING, NK, AND LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED!!!
OH SHIT
>>67824649
would show those two a REAL missle launch, iykwim.
>>67828767
I prefer coffee
They've already hit the ocean, it's over lads
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35835088
>>67828199
Mid yield high atmosphere nuclear device.
as per the second half, you'd be quite surprised if you knew how open our asses where in the air with such things.
>>67828260
Which would prevent sea based deployment, along with Naval support to prevent Air deployment.
So the other options are...
A. Sneaky Nork Subs
B. Sneaky Nork Spies
C. Sneaky Nork Space Missile
>>67828862
Do they actually have coffee in Britain outside of specialty shops?
>>67828950
It's literally next to the tea in every shop
>>67828906
wouldn't they just shoot it down?
HOLY SHIT I LIVE IN RIVERSIDE AND I JUST FELT TREMORS.
>>67828905
>http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35835088
where is the other damn missile.
>>67821076
Make them build a wall
>>67828950
only with an updated 2016 coffee license mate but they only take a couple of completed forms a background check and £175.45 a year so its no big deal
>>67829040
Seoul
>>67825861
but not really. wars are still fought for the same reasons.
Forest for the trees.
>>67829039
See anything out your windows?
>>67829147
possibly or heading toward obongo.
>>67829016
What if Nork went full retard and launched it over its own country, and went with a High Yield Low Atmosphere detonation, just to fuck everyone including themselves?
>>67829197
Still better than what the UK has
>>67829011
That's fuckin bizarre.
>>67829261
How is that bizarre? Tea, Coffee, sweeteners are always next to each other because that's common sense.
>>67829241
what would that achieve?
>>67829328
Because the British drink tea.
NO SORROW FOR SOROS
>>67821100
It's a cover of a classic revolutionary song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTsRw_OJyFU
>>67829348
Every country becoming like North Korea. Something that North Korea is fine with dealing with.
>>67829348
nation suicide and possible escaltaion with china, if they launch 20 nukes its defiantly hitting china.
We got action on 8992
>>67829382
he's trolling you leaf man, coffee is banned here
I heard skyking
>Australians are shitposting in the ionosphere again
Topkek
>>67829382
By that logic the maple syrup is the only thing available to buy in Canada
>>67819880
empty, soulless, mechanical.
asians are robots.
>>67829495
if offends muslims
>>67829382
I'm drinking coffee RIGHT NOW
>>67819790
>checks calendar
yep, it's that nork time of year again
>>67828682
5X SKYKING = ????
Anyway nothing is Happening
>>67829456
Would it really spark a nuclear war?
>>67829478
Do they have that many?
>>67829597
timestamp?
Just heard a count down on 8992