Get the fuck in here it's time for Gideon
No links, Google exists
up
>>67641946
>British politics
>South Korea
Fuck off Min-jun.
>>67642681
Says he with *that* flag
>>67642781
Go back to sucking Kim's dick.
>>67642889
I hope the Emus are merciful next time, for your sake
It begins
>>67641946
>brit/pol/
>no links
not a true brit/pol/ thread desu m8
>>67643097
Who cares, we can talk budget either way.
>>67641946
HAHAHahahaha
Geoge is off the bat with utter, utter bullshit.
He's laid it on thicker than he did in November.
>>67642975
We won't be there to help next time you get fucked by north Korea.
Let's see how long you can hold out.
>>67643193
Because the economy has gotten weaker and he knows that. Have to go full attack
First for "long term economic plan"
What do you guys think about all schools in England becoming academies and leaving local authority control?
>>67643279
I'm torn. Less council intervention is good, but it could also lead to horrible muslim bollocks thanks to less accountability.
>>67643193
The academy idea makes sense, too much bureaucracy in local councils for schools to ever function effectively.
A uniform curriculum and harsher punishments for the giro lurkers will certainly improve out standard of education.
Id there any way to find out what party people are members of, a list or anything?
>>67643254
>defending Osbourne...
Mate, he's been crowing about his economic performance since last year's General Election.
Economists predicted a down turn, and the UK economy was at serious risk. Geroge poo pooed the idea.
Fuck him, he's he's a fucking liar.
Blah blah bah
>>67643445
Not unless you're a member of the BNP/EDL and it gets leaked by the guardian
There is no way Osbourne will be leading the Tory's when Cameron leaves. Far too weak
>>67643482
I'm not defending him, im just saying he knows things aren't going well so has to put a positive spin on it
>>67643537
It will be Theresa or Boris depending on how the referendum goes I imagine
>>67643482
This.
He could have listened last year but he totally put it off.
Top Kek.
>>67643613
>theresa
end it all
>>67643537
Yeah, he's a terrible leader.
Safe money is Boris.
So, will we leave?
Latest polls?
EU EU EU
U
E
U
E
U
>>67643649
Lol, we wont be browsing /pol as freely if she gets in that's for sure
MUH EU
>>67643709
http://order-order.com/2016/03/15/leave-ahead-in-new-obr-poll/
Latest poll gives Leave an edge, and when adjusted on likelyhood to vote the Leave vote is higher.
North East is fucked still though.
>snooper's charter is finally coming
gj tories
>>67643900
It really is. But in the last 20 years when was it not totally fucked?
Cameron looks shattered
JUST
just woke up, what I miss?
>you will NEVER witness a budget as based as 1988
>>67644006
True. It's just shit how there's literally no government that will bother trying to fix things here.
The Tories know they'll never be successful there, and Labour knows they don't need to do shit and will win anyway. Both are shit.
>>67643900
As long as beer and fags stay cheap and giros stay high they wont be that sad
>Farage suggested Britain should follow Norway's model
are you fucking serious? That's worse than what we already have...
Looks like Foreign Aid budget will still be fucking gigantic
>>67644039
Pic related was him during his EU negotiations. I think they cut him off from the reptilian youth fountain after he got caught fucking a pig
>>67644084
Not much. Best is yet to come.
>longer school days
kek.
>>67644090
Or as fucked as 92.
>>67644090
>Newpapers will never contain news anymore, just pictures and opinion pieces by some oxbridge grad cunt no one cares about
>>67644241
Can you imagine if him and Miliband had been leaders at the same time?
>perfectly symmetrical weirdness never solved anything.
>>67644141
MAKE THE NORH
GREAT
AGAIN
>>67644383
I don't even think that's possible.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67644449
How the fuck can they reach that conclusion from the rest of what they said
SOCIAL JUSTICE MENTIONED
hmmmmmmmmm
If The UK gets OUT (ree) and then NI sometime gets out of the UK (hypothetically - most catholics like it like this, as do the southies), what would (hypothetically) happen since Ireland is still EU?
Would NI be out back into the EU and once again go through a currency and infrastructural change?
>>67644602
>If The UK gets OUT (ree)
>>67644706
how is she queen
How many budgets do you have each year?
>>67644706
princess
>>67644756
Seventeen
Disgusting
>>67644756
one
>>67644744
Being absolutely based.
>>67644756
one a year
>>67644812
Disgusting
>>67643279
I'm against it. The school I work at will probably have mandatory diversity quotas for staff and students, and Slave Days where all white students and staff will be forced to dress like slaves and wear chains for the day.
I much prefer it as it is now, where I can casually chat with my boss about dumb niggers.
>>67644706
I'm for it leaving though. Not sure why I wrote a 'ree' there.
>>67644756
>less missiles
>>67644836
how is she based
>>67644908
Because the
GET OUT GET OUT REEEE
meme :^)
Jesus christ he just goes on and on
Get to the meat of it
>>67644706
>She will never be yours
Seriously lads why should I keep living at this point?
>>67644953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlj6a5wwXx8
Minimum wage goes up.
Council tax goes up to claw it back.
>>67645018
lol plz stop compounding the weeabo, fedora wearing image of 4chan
Fuck off. No one gives a shit about British politics. This is Trump's territory now.
>>67644975
I think you're right.
SUBCONSCIOUS MEMES
>>67645004
Your mum got to the meat of it last night lad
>>67645028
ok she is based
>>67644756
One for each week.
>>67645104
Go take a loan faggot.
Seriously am hoping for your Brexit senpai
I hate seeing you guys suffer I do
>>67644829
>>67644872
Hadn't you already had one this year? When did that Mao's red book thing happen?
Has it been one year? Fuck I'm getting old so quickly.
Daily reminder to stop calling migrants in general "refugees"
Only the Syrians are refugees and every time you refer to Muslim migrants in general as "refugees" a liberal gets its chastity cock belt.
Corbyn is such a stupid person to have as leader
>>67645244
can we become the 51st state if we leave the eu?
>>67645272
that was the Autumn Statement, you can think of that as a Pre-Budget report.
>>67645272
we've had 3 since May
Banter
>tfw comfy summer /Britpol/ is back
SNP BTFO
all those bright red SNP faces
Is Osborne having a laugh with these figures?
>>67645343
aww m8 we'd love to have ya
>SNP
SNP BTFO
Muh Northern Powerhouses
What have I missed lads?
>>67645759
Nothing much
He ripped the piss out of the SNP wanting to rely on oil money.
>Britpol will be back in the summer for an absolute cracker
Best feeling tbqh family
>>67645759
SNP getting BTFO, thats about it.
>>67645604
>>67645639
Yet again England is subsiding these porridge wogs
>blames labour for massively over borrowing
>tories now missing out on forecasts and predicts even more borrowing
>>67641946
One thing I respect about the English is they always have immaculately tailored suits.
DEVOLUTION REVOLUTION
>>67645553
>deficit drops £31bn between 18/19-19/20
lel, there's no way he's ever getting that
>>67645842
Politicans have awful suits, always so baggy. George is better than most tbf though
CORBYN BTFO
![2CE6CD2F00000578-0-image-a-121_1443568403953[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4HphEfT.jpg "2CE6CD2F00000578-0-image-a-121 1443568403953[1]"){kind=small}
>>67645842
>>67645912
Won't matter though. What is Corbyn going to do it really?They are unchallenged
top kek gideon with a zinger
Corbyn looks such a tramp, somebody needs to buy him a razor.
>>67646091
b-b-but muh "alternative to austerity"
>>67645821
I was kind of hoping Scotland would leave the UK and then have to deal with the realities of paying for all their shit. They'd be Greece of the North.
Muh academiessss
>>67646158
He's far left of course he's unkempt, it's not even a meme or a jibe it's just the truth, they're generally unkempt people.
>>67645821
No no no, you're going about it the wrong way lads.
Instead we must harness their aggression and nationalism and turn them to the "right side" as they are brother britons who are simply mislead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le-9uWKe2dk
>average labour voter
>NORTHERN EDUCATION
>>67646254
>brother britons
They are less brothers than the Irish or germans or dutch
Camerons face has this 'Just found out someone died' look.
>>67646088
I choose not to consider Corbyn as an Englishman. He's an honorary North Korean.
>academies
Wait is the chancellor supposed to be in charge of education reform?
Muhh Jamie Oliver
>mandatory maths until 18 years old
>>67645691
I couldn't believe the news that if HS2 goes too fast, it'll go off the rails. Can we do anything right?
>>67646345
Well yes, we all pay for schooling don't we.
Here comes the nanny state tax folks
>>67646322
Suppose you could say that for any nation or country then.
>>67646345
Education directly effects the economy...think about it
based jamie oliver
>>67646411
It's already off the rails
Here comes the sugary drinks tax
>SUGAR TAX
ABSOLUTE
MAD
MAN
>>67646456
You should write for Private Eye
any fatty's on /pol/ ?
>>67646485
Yet you can still buy 2 liters of white lightning for £1.80
>>67641946
Yes. Let's talk. I think it's important for all foods to have the Halal certificate.
>>67646521
I'm actually Ian Hislop
Sports funding
Fook off.
>>67646539
am fat
>sugar tax
ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
PASS THE COST ONTO CONSUMERS
YOU MADMAN
>>67646345
George has expanded the remit of the chancellor in many ways since he came in. Education is one way, as you point out, but look at his influence over transport (hs2, crossrail) for another example.
>>67646628
Don't see the issue 2bh
>>67646521
Private Eye is the only good source of news.
Next PM!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzk27itihRI
>>67646539
reporting in
>>67646676
bit shit if you fancy a pop and the jews at the top pass on 50p more for a coke desu la
>>67646704
>Prime Minister Johnson meets President Trump
yfw
>>67641946
Brit/pol Where could we have our Nuremberg Rallies? ?
>tampon tax
ewww
>>67646704
I would follow him into the fiery chasms of hell
>>67646738
Just make diet coke not have the same high price.
I only drink that anyway.
>Be an irrelevant island
>Try to force Freedomland to change its recipes by taxing its primary export
>British children are now forced to drink alcohol just to sate their thirst
BRAVO
R
A
V
O
>WE ARE THE PARTY OF THE WORKING PEOPLE
wait did he just say that?
LMAO
>>67646792
Kek'd
But anon just buy the 25p euro shopper coke wheey
>>67646837
this has been the conservatives favourite line for quite a bit now
>>67646863
or just drink water
>>67646780
That won't happen. They will put shit up across all products
>>67646918
>WE ARE THE BUILDERS
>>67646704
BoJo's Bizarre Adventure
>>67646837
Meme phrase
Gidders been talking almost an hour now
lol
>>67646927
or beer, there will be no duty la
>>67646792
>>67646792
>British children are now forced to drink alcohol just to sate their thirst
m8 the history of the British Isles have been kids drinking alcohol like beer and mead because it was safer than water, we are just returning to our roots
>>67646837
>rhetoric
ROCKET BOOSTERS
>>67646088
Not a real politician though
Does tax actually affect behavior?
>>67645570
As a territory and nothing more.
We like our stars and bars at a nice, even 50
LIB DEMS BTFO
Increase the Isis
Libdems on suicide watch
What did I miss lads? Any big changes?
TOPBANTS
Anyone here prefer the Deputy Speaker to Bercow?
lmfao
based osborne bringing the banter
>>67647130
what happened I missed it
>Liberal Democrats
Literally who?
Save us Gordon!
He'd have the deficit sorted by now.
>Mfw I'll actually open this lifetime ISA
Sounds good senpai
>>67647036
Effective anti-mudslime legislation
I think the saving thing for young people is a good idea. Plenty of studies show the difference between the wealthy and the poor is how much they save?
>>67647200
he said he'll abolish the lib dems
>>67643709
How do britfags feel about Obama lobbying for EU?
>£20k ISA limit
That's a very sexy thing you've done Gideon
>>67647278
Pointless while the cost of living is so high. The best thing they could do it tackle the cost of rent and electricity. If they could do that, we could save
Cutting tax for the poor? The absolute madmen
poor budget lads.
>Literally giving a tax cut to buy to let landlords
>>67647321
Like we are being stitched up
Is he your next PM?
CORBYN HERE WE GO
>>67647321
fuck him
Would you?
>>67647579
Depends on whether we leave the EU, if so it will be Boris if not Osbourne has a decent chance, he's too autistic though so hopefully not
>>67647650
I'd let her do me.
Doesn't the Shadow Chancellor usually give the opposition response?
>>67647650
I'd give her a shot of insulin
>>67647579
Next PM is coming up mate
Wait has Corbyn tried to dress properly?
>>67647710
no, opposition leader
>>67647650
yes
>>67641946
Why is he standing like a fucking retard? Does he have polio?
>>67647650
..........maybe
>>67647735
Now he just needs a razor
>>67647321
It's pretty pathetic desu. Don't know why they don't pull in Merkel as well to lecture us. Probablly because she refuses to speak in English in public.
>>67647735
He finally realised no one takes him seriously wearing Oxfam suits
>>67647650
I would tape those bags to her upper eyelids, yes.
>>67647533
How is that? I didn't see that in there.
Same old rhetoric from Corbyn
>>67644896
I thought weeds was the nazi, not robson?
>>67647735
Makes a change
Corbyn is so fucking stupid, jesus christ
Corbyn seems a bit angry at the moment
>>67647710
That's for the Autumn statement, budget response is leader of the opposition
>80% of public spending cuts have fallen on women
kek
Is he going to make substantive points on the Budget itself or just spew the same old rhetoric?
>>67647889
>New tax free allowances for "micro entrepreneurs" who rent their homes or sell services through the internet
Seriously fuck Gideon
>>67647868
is it a suit? I'm not sure the jacket is the same colour as the trousers.
>>67647979
Same old rhetoric again
>>67646539
literally just woke up and ate hotdogs for breakfast
>Corbyn still exists
>>67647322
>I will never have 20k in savings
just woke up lads
what was the worst thing
>>67648009
That's for people who rent their homes out as temporary offices
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-35246320
>>67647969
ahahahahahahha
lefties btfo by facts
Lefty papers writing that Osbourne's sugar tax is a tax on the poor... Holy fuck, these people
>muh steel
>>67648009
>>67648078
I THINK this shit benefits me.
Seems pretty tough to ad lib a response to a 1 hour speech tho
Friendly reminder Socialism is mental illness
>>67648011
A valid point Japan
Osbourne can barely contain his laughter
>>67644152
Didnt he deny this in the debate last night?
>>67648139
This is true to be fair, but Corbyn will do a particularly poor job of it
>>67641946
>that new ISA where the government gives you 25% free money on your savings to buy a home
i guarantee that 25% will only count on the new money in the ISA each year otherwise that's gonna snowball as fuck
Could Corbyn could be any weaker?
>97% of Northern Powerhouse staff are in London
>MUH ZERO HOURS CONTRACTS
Aren't most on them students who need them to work flexibly?
>Corbyn: "This a chancellor who has produced a budget more for hedge fund managers more than small businesses"
>he says this just as Osborne announced a raise in business rate relief threshold
>>67648165
doesn't look like he has learned how to tie a half-windsor yet either. shocking.
he's struggling to sound angry. it's not working.
>>67648326
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Th-thanks Conservatives
>Britain will always be a beggar kingdom living on loans because no industry
Melody Hossaini @Melody_Hossaini 28s29 seconds ago
This is the 3rd time that the speaker of the house has needed to stand up & interrupt to quieten MPs who won't let Corbyn speak. #Budget2016
LEAVE JEZZA ALONE
>>67648346
HOW DARE YOU R U A BANKER?
>>67648009
What's the definition on that then?
>>67648009
That doesn't apply to Buy-to-let. Only to people who rent out homes in which they live.
They actually raised stamp duty on Buy-to-let.
Who do I vote for next time if I fucking hate everyone?
>>67648386
I understand they're not ideal for some but when I was in uni and working on a zero hours contract it was fantastic to just not take any work on during exams.
>VAAAAAST
Corbin is probably doing his best performance but this isn't the time to make a speech he should be discussing the budget.
>>67648453
MRLP, m8.
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/mar/16/bbc-breakfast-countryfile-louise-minchin-sofa-dan-walker
>Miriam O’Reilly has blamed “deep-rooted misogyny in newsrooms” for the way male presenters are nearly always seated in the position considered most senior on the left.
>Her comments follow the row over the BBC’s decision to put a younger, less experienced man on the left-hand side of Louise Minchin on the BBC Breakfast sofa. The left-hand slot, previously filled by veteran presenter Bill Turnbull, is typically known as “presenter one” by TV producers and is often filled by the most senior member of a presenting duo.
What the fuck is this shit?
>VAAAAAST
We did it lads, we have a Dean Scream!
Corbyn is too principled for his own good
>>67648364
He is a scruff, there is no doubt. Tbf though if you compare any of the British politicians ties to Putin for example, they all look scruffy.
haha i know, when you just spout the same old lefty rhetoric for 20 years its hard to get passionate about it i imagine
THIS GENDER PAY GAP BULLSHIT AGAIN
REEEEEEE
Ffs he didn't remote the effective rate of tax between £100k-£120k of 62%
>>67648537
I don't think they even had a candidate where I live.
>>67648346
Early 20s graduates and ex neets as well
>>67648555
It actually makes sense, person on the left does the serious questions, person in the middle just does the colour questions.
>>67648618
Then be one yerself, lad.
>>67648453
http://bfy.tw/4mRO
>>67648579
>leftforthesakeofbeingleft
I'm honestly convinced he doesn't even believe some of the stuff he says, hes just a figurehead for what the general consensus of the Labour party is
>>67648654
Fuck that, mate.
>>67648304
It doesn't compound. It's £1000 if you add £4000 a year no more.
I would have a little more respect for Corbyn if he stood true to his Brexit beliefs.
>>67643537
Boris would be good, Theresa will be horrible, but Osborne is the most likely imo.
His cv as a bean counter is impeccable.
Angry old man is angry.
>>67648346
Lots of new mothers in the NHS go onto them because they allow them to have a career and a family.
Don't tell this to a lefty because they rant about sports direct taking the piss.
>>67648009
NEET detected
>>67648459
They are a response to some EU directive forcing employers to give all staff full benefits (holiday, pension contributions etc.). Being good for students is just a nice coincidence.
>>67648078
When it comes to housing I just can't trust the cunt.
>Rent out second home
>Call it """""" office space """""""
>Collect gibsmedat
I wouldn't put it past him.
Can we just end this fucking socialist nightmare and cut everything to zero and let the plebs die?
>>67648579
>Principled
His only principle is disliking the West, he'll happily support anyone who represents the complete opposite of what he himself apparently stands for provided they are anti-Britain or anti-USA.
when are they going to announce neets getting btfo?
Fucking Corbyn
Tax sugar and give alcohol companies and pubs tax breaks. Knocked it out of the park again George.
>>67648774
Boris will just turn the Tories into the Boris Party. There's nothing conservative about him.
>>67648766
Lol what do you mean, he loves maximum oversight from a centralized government
>>67648806
>Rent out second home
It doesn't apply to homes you own and don't live in yourself. Same as the Rent a room tax relief.
>>67648864
Is that a /s? Cause kids are down the pub drinking ale
>>67648806
>>Rent out second home
>>Call it """""" office space """""""
>>Collect gibsmedat
Applies only to the home you live in.
>>67646704
>>67648579
>principled enough to stick by generally unpopular beliefs such as scrapping Trident and enter talks over the Falklands' sovereignty
>not principled enough to admit he is a massive Eurosceptic
Fuck Corbyn
>>67648908
He voted out in the 70s ref on the EEC, he's an outer at heart but knows the nu-left who elected him would want his blood if he wanted out.
>>67648864
This. Also lots of devolution.
I'm really happy.
Corbyn is such a wet blanket of nothing
>>67649068
That's what makes me detest the bloke, I hate his politics but if he was as honest on the EU as he is on Trident, etc I could bare his bullshit
>>67649095
I see, i'd vaguely heard he was a skeptic himself but presumed it wasn't true.
Thanks god the nu left is the aggressive minority in this country
>>67645310
those lips
>>67648346
Nope. It's just any contract that doesn't state how many hours you will work. Lots of people are just told that they have 35 hours work a week but nothing about that is written into their contract. Flexibility on hours has nothing to do with zero hours contracts
This is such a weak response
Corbyn sounds like a whiny child at the end there.
>This whole thing could have been two minutes long
>Instead he just pads time aimlessly bashing the other party even though nobody actually watches this shit
>>67649229
He tweeted something a few years back about how the EU is awful for workers and their rights, also was openly Eurosceptic a few years back. Now as he leads the opposition, complete silence on everything EU-related
>>67647224
>cutting out 2001 onwards
tip top kek
Jesus christ that was an awful response.
>>67649281
He is trying really hard. He's stronger than he usually is im PMQ's but thats not saying much.
Shit budget, shit responce. We have such a piss poor group of politicians at the top right now
>>67649360
has Brit/pol/ not made infograms and screen grabs?
>tfw you will never bang kuenssberg
>>67649360
Politicians like him make me sick. I don't like, but have respect for Bernie Sanders at least he believes in what he says and doesn't flip-flop on key policies
Look at that MASSIVE cut in spending
Why are we spunking billions on HS2 and HS3?
>>67649480
>>67649559
>berg
Apart from those deficit figures Osbourne has smashed it really
>>67649622
for us few northerners who commute to the city
Pretty amazing budget lads.
> Crossrail 2
> The house I will inheret just increased by about 20% value
>>67649832
>justmove
>>67649729
lovely, thanks
