HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ROSTIE WHORES COMPLETELY BTFO
>Five-year-old girl who dreamed of becoming a ballerina is paralyzed from the waist down while performing a simple backbend in her living room, causing her spine to hyper-extend
>Eden Hoelscher, 5, suffered a spinal stroke after performing a backbend
>Youngster was rushed to hospital after she said she couldn't feel her feet
>Family learned that at just 5, their daughter was paralyzed from the waist down
>Eden who dreamed of becoming a ballerina is now confined to a wheelchair
>Mother Kylee says family will never give up hope she'll one day walk again
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3493151/Young-girl-dreamed-ballerina-paralyzed-waist-going-backbend.html
>>67618524
k... keep me posted Juan
>>67618696
Oh God. Yes
Your response is despicable, a girl is paralyzed and you laugh and refer to her vagina? What the fuck is wrong with you?
not /pol/ tier humor, get out nigger
pfftahahahaha
I don't get what's so funny about this.
It's not funny at all.
Sad story OP, grow up edgelord.
>>67618524
I hope one day you experience this level of pain in your family.
>>67618524
Are you retarded or something? It's a five year old girl and she's paralyzed for life now. If you had children (or a heart) you'd realize what a tragedy this is. Idiot, really.
>>67618524
Fuck that made me sad.
>>67618524
>OWtheEDGE.grim
>it's a /r9k/-/pol/ crossover episode
dumb sluts
btfo
Fucking brutal. Die op
>>67618524
>Roastie whore
So a five year old can get laid but /r9k/ can't? Interesting.
>>67618524
You are mocking a five year old child who faces the prospect of years in a wheel chair? Leave your name and address and I am sure that I can have someone drop by and demonstrate the finer art of inflicting massive cerebral hemorrhaging to you.
>>67618524
this is sad, op is a spic or something trying to bait the worst out of /pol/ gtfo you monster, this is why we need to build a wall.
>>67618696
>>67618732
and you disgusting ching chongs and shit posting muzzies are probably talking about the dog, right after you fuck it you'd probably want to eat it.
>>67618745
keep shit posting.
>>67618524
OP = underage b&
>>67618524
That sucks
>>67618524
/r9k/ much?
Seriously, even /b/ would be disgusted with your shit.
>>67618524
R9k checking in
Nice :)
>Doctors told the family that the backbend, also known as a 'bridge', had hyper-extended their daughter's spine and caused the artery that feeds her spinal cord to stop pumping blood.
>It resulted in a devastating stroke in her spinal cord causing 'unheard of damage.'
>Eden is now in a wheelchair,' said Hoelscher. 'She lost the ability to sit up on her own.
>'Her bowels and bladder do not work. We have to wake up twice a night to move her so she won't get pressure sores from sleeping in one position too long.
>'She also must remember to do pressure relief exercises every fifteen minutes she is in her wheelchair to protect her skin. She cannot regulate her temperature so we have to watch her for signs of her getting too hot or too cold
Christ....
>>67618524
>>67618696
>>67618732
Die
>>67618524
kek she should have thought about this before she was born a lifesucking whore
![content_11952904_889943971096625_7703304514201667716_o[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Q0deHV.jpg "content_11952904_889943971096625_7703304514201667716_o[1].jpg")
seeing the atrophied legs of paralysed people makes me sad
>>67618696
Damn , 4chan was right about these turks. Holy shit ! Wipe em out ......all of them
>>67618524
Why are you laughing at this and what the fuck is a "rostie"?
>>67618524
Somebody is setting up /pol/ to look bad. Incoming post about this on Tumblr, Reddit for sure.
>>67618696
>not saying she hyper-extends your dick
Step up t*rkroach
>>67618696
Pedo detected.
>>67618524
Fucking asshole.
Legitimately confused by this. Are you Reddit plebs trying to make it look like this is something we would find funny to make us look bad or something? You're on fucking /pol/ kid.
>>67618524
WOW! THAT WAS SO EDGY I THOUGHT I WAS BEING BEHEADED!!!
Seriously though, kill yourself.
>>67619017
;_;
Guys, stop pretending like you care. She's paralyzed, she can't fuck you.
>>67619017
Why did I keep reading?
I should have closed this thread immediately.
What a qtie.
>>67619226
Called a little compassion dickface
>>67619226
just kill yourself dude
>>67619113
We are from r9k
R9k and pol are one in the same
I just same here to say fuck all of you.
Go to /b/ if you want to be edge masters.
man fuck all those articles telling me how great the backbend exercise is
>>67618524
She's still white and you are still a nigger.
not /pol/, just sad and fucked up, seriously that poor girl
>>67619226
I know you /r9k/ fags are so fucking desperate that you have to resort to fucking little children, but c'mon man this is not funny
Kill yourself autistic scum
What the fuck is this thread. That poor girl.
>>67619367
If it was a boy nobody would care and this bitch would laugh at him. Fuck all you beta cucks
#MGTOW
#LGBT
#FEEL THE BERN
>>67619078
wow, you realized this just now?
the liberal brainwashing is very strong in the US I guess.
>>67619492
Fuck off, heretic.
>>67619013
/b/ here, do not presume to speak for us. now if youll excuse me, i need to go fap to this article
>>67619017
>>67618524
These things make even the grumpiest NEETs sad
>>67619492
So what? How about just not laughing at something horrible happening to a 5 year old, is that hard?
>>67618524
>>67618524
/b/ is
<----
that way, asshole.
>>67618861
I personally wouldn't allow my daughter to do that. The injuries involved with gymnastics and contact sports is pretty high. A ballerina isn't even a viable job. If the pros don't outweigh the cons then don't do it. I feel pity but not sympathetic.
>>67619074
A lot of people with this kind of disability actually look forward to amputation because keeping the limb is so hindering, ie pain, infections and so on.
The silver lining for this little girl is that she may adapt better than if it happened when she was an adult.
Very sad accident though. God bless her
>>67618696
wtf I thought /pol/ hated women? she would have grown up to be a stupid normie slut anyway so why dont you think this is funny?
There is no appropiate reaction image for this.
This is just terrible. ruined mah day.
>>67619267
Achmed , pls go.
>>67618524
I can`t tell if this comment was sincere.
daily reminder republics don't want her to ever walk again. why else do they prevent stem cell research?
>>67619226
She can't run away either.
Obvious false flag is obvious. OPs story isn't something /pol/ would laugh at, there's no politically motivated irony involved in a 5 year old girl getting paralyzed in a freak accident.
Reddit is going all out tonight in the face of a crushing defeat.
>>67619695
You just project your own horrible dipshitery on a collective because you are a stupid person who actually takes the time to type out HA dozens of times.
>>67619267
I'm sure she's the perfect age for you, Muhammed. You sick fuck.
What's a backbend? For future reference so my future daughter never ever attempts it!
>>67618524
Nice try ahmed
>>67619809
Because to pander to the religious right which makes up a strong voting bloc.
Embryonic stem cells though do have higher rates of causing cancer.
Funny that the religious right talks about the fetus, but not the child after it's birth, thinking that the mother should just fuck off and die with the sprog.
>>67619695
Fuck off, cunt.
>>67619170
Good call
<rolles eyes>
>>67619919
think of a banana but both ends are touching
The parents should dress her up like Bernie and drag her around the country to political rallies until she dies of SIDS.
We can rebuild her. We have the technology. We can make her better than she was. Better, stronger, faster.
Seriously though. We already have walking robots. And we can hook shit up to the brain so that the brain can control the electronics.
It's awesome that total cripples may actually walk again.
Stories like this always make me appreciate the medical researcher and tech folk.
>>67618524
Fuck off OP. Why would you laugh about something like that? Hope the kid gets better.
Very sad. My sister is a ballerina and her daughter really wants to emulate her. Definitely will tell her about this so that she can make sure my niece doesn't hurt herself.
Hmmmm
So much for getting g a "leg" up on the competition.
This is not funny, it is tragic.
Why would you even make this thread
How is this /pol/ related you fucking tards
>>67619816
At least now with her being paralyzed you won't feel useless when she says she didn't feel anything.
>>67620106
>that TED talk about future prosthetic legs where the guy reveals he's been walking on a prosthetic leg halfway through the talk
>You'll be able to feel sand beneath your prosthetic feet
WHEN
>>67618696
nonce! stay out of the EU
anyone who is a male turk is a pedo in my eyes from what i see on this board
>>67620106
I'm hoping i live to brain in a jar age, stick my brain in the chest of something like this.
Obviously the parents fault, kid shouldn'te tried something like that without proper training and strong enough back muscles
>>67619244
>>67619162
Croikey, now that's what I call a shit post
>>67618524
that's sad. she didn't even really do anything that would be a likely cause. Little girls do cartwheels, sommersaults and backbends all the time.
>>67618524
>I can't feel my feet
In about 13 more years future /b/tards will be fapping to images of her
>>67618963
Fake and gay
A hit hard enough to put her into the wall would have at least bloodied her nose or mouth
>>67618524
Are you ok?
>>67620725
Most likely she had genetically weak back muscles or something like that.
I was born with hidden spina bifida, I didnt know until I had an xray for something unrelated at 25. I could imagine there are shit like this which might cause something like this.
>>67618524
I know this is bait, but fuck you.
>>67618524
omg stop crying
she'll be fine in like 5 years, medical science is advancing
we can take stem cells out of your mouth and grow a new spine in like 48 hours.
>>67619324
No, no were not. You're all retarded faggots. You're like /b/ and this is /b/ type shit. So go on there and fuck off. Sanders got roasted, now you and the bern victims need to be quiet.
Wow how fucking tragic.
Whats your deal op?
>>67619017
I would rather be dead.
Such a small thing to cause such a horror in a split second.
Enjoy life, faggots. At least you are not this girl.
Yet.
>>67618696
Typical muslim pedo, you can hide behind the guise of "trolling" but we know you would let it happen. Kill yourself m9.
>>67618524
That is so fucking sad man.
>>67620935
Yeah.. but it's like, something no parent suspects. They think little girl doing gymnastics in the house is pretty normal.. then something like this happens just out of the blue.
>tfw a bunch of trumpfags here would say her parents should kill her so she isn't taking disability checks
>>67619017
>and caused the artery that feeds her spinal cord to stop pumping blood.
No bueno
>>67618524
One day you may find someone ugly enough to breed with you OP. You'll probably act tough now but i guarentee you in during that long, worrying 40 weeks of going to scans and even after it's born, this thread will be in your mind with just a slight worry that karma may fuck you over
>>67620935
Oh mein gott
>>67618524
why laugh tard fuck off to /b/
>>67619614
She doesn't have to take ballet as a job, fool.
Ballet and gymnastics are great for girls, just like MMA and powerlifting are good for boys.
The greeks and romans used to make their children do that shit.
Also, women in leotards are hot as fuck.
>>67621471
Hidden spina bifide isnt like that, that one is the serious one. I think something like 10% of all people have it, most dont know
>>67618524
That's fucking sad.
>>67618524
>>67621338
Nice projection. Faggot. I am Trump supporter. People like you is why I am so hostile against liberals.
>>67619017
haha bitch can't dodge responsibility like the rest of her parasitic gender now. gonna be dealing with this for the rest of her pathetic and hopefully lonely life.
>>67621338
>shift the blame to trumpfags
Stop it Reddit, you lost. Go home now and cry about all the money you donated to Bern.
>>67619017
>was thinking of adding bridges to my daily routine
Well I guess thats out
>>67621544
>women in leotards are hot as fuck
>>67618979
A hot 5yo girl will have pedos lining up to smash her kitty, anon.
>>67619017
I hope there is treatment that will help her get well soon!
;-;
>>67619017
What the shit, Anon. I come here to laugh and/or rage at liberals, not to have these feels.
>>67618696
Just like your Moohammed. Both of you were cut from the same piece of petrified shit.
>>67621655
>>67621625
>>67621686
Plenty of Trump threads have stated that disabled people should be culled.
>>67621578
I got that. I'm just more so horrified at what the body can do.
>>67618524
This is so sad, OP. You are a monster.
She's actually in my town, too. I hope there's a way for a cure/treatment for these life ruining injuries in the future..
>>67621964
>Implying they are real Trump supporters
Use your observation skills. Remember, this is 4chan after all..
>>67622057
maybe all she really needs is a hard dicking to straighten that spine out.
are you man enough to give her the cure?
>>67618696
Kek
>mfw all these triggered newfriends
>>67622045
ewww!
>>67622307
are you saying that the other merikan isn't man enough to help that poor little paralyzed 5 year old?
wow. you're a dick.
>>67622467
Yeah, right.
>>67622184
Trump himself doesn't exactly inspire a lot of confidence on the issue. He's made fun of disabled people while campaigning.
>>67622671
Oh? Do you trust media? Trump didn't know that he was disabled.
>>67622671
give one good reason why the disabled shouldn't be culled other than "muh feelings"
>>67622854
>>67619017
Fuck, man.
>>67622854
>>67622912
jesus, why are you so obsessed with me? it feels like stalking.
why don't you just fucking propose already, faggot?
>>67622230
Even for shitposting aussie's standards, this is very low you fucking cunt
>>67623004
Good idea! Do you want to marry with me?
MODS should b& op for bieng a faggot and posting things unrelated to /pol/
>>67618524
Make this thread over in /sci/ i'm sure they would appreciate it more.
>>67620439
Chappie?
>>67621338
>boogeyman trumpfags will do horrible thing X
This is probably the worst moment you could seize to make political statements
>>67620769
Don't you hate it when real life becomes a meme?
>>67622992
dancing isn't a strength of the disabled. i could go my entire life without ever having watched this video that you just made me look up to see if the disabled had any dancing ability.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35_1tAv6wgE
literally just kill all the disabled already, their lives are shit and they are a drain on resources. an ant will never know what it is like to be a hawk, why is the ant just as important as the hawk?
>>67623055
go back to tumblr, you fucking fairy mouth poofter cunt.
>>67618524
>hurrr durrr a little girl broke her back its so funny im ultra edgy look at me everybody give me my edgelord sword for this is hilarious
cock jockey
>>67623343
>>67623343
>why is the ant just as important as the hawk?
For the same reason the US hasn't nuked your faggot-ass country
>>67619017
turns out your spine is important
>>67619096
what is a rostie? i am confused
protip everyone search youtube for the same exercise that paralyzed this girl, you're welcomeᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ
>>67618524
maybe now she can be a lawyer or something instead of a stripper
>>67623772
do what
>>67623772
do it on a livestream so we can make webmv's of you.
also not your personal army. nice try.
>>67623772
do it faggot and stream it
>>67623705
I've got a big chain and a 4 ton leaf spring to crank up the foot long choker delivery into the OP's pathetic piehole.
>>67623744
because they are a nation of morbidly obese left-wing cuckolds and australians are so masterrace that we don't even need a nuclear deterrent?
>>67618524
/r9k/ garbage.
How's it feel to literally be the lowest scum in the worlds largest scum pit?
>>67618696
The dog? Whatever floats for boat anon.
Some of the moves they have the kids do are very dangerous if not performed properly. I blame the parents for not watching their fucking kid. The girl probably held the position for way too long and mommy and daddy were busy doing normie shit instead of spending time with her.
>>67618524
You're a real fuckin piece aren't you. My niece is Ina wheelchair.
P.s. Worth a first post and btw MAGA
>>67624590
post her feet
All these whiteknights in here smdh senpai
>>67619816
Amateur.
>>67624590
LOL FAGIT
I hope she loses her legs.
Should have gotten swole instead
>>67618524
>>67618696
>>67618732
Fucking scum, It's a 5 year old. This isn't remotely funny.
>>67618524
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>67624975
>>67625075
hello newfriends from reddit xD
>>67618524
Back to /r9k/ with you now
Well, she can still dream about becoming a ballerina....
while she sleeps.
>>67620798
I think she hit her own head into the wall because she was startled.
>>67625298
And you can still dream about being white
While you sleep
>>67625167
Get bent faggot. /pol/ is a board with principles.
Go back to where you belong:
>>/r9k/
>>67624698
Something for you to munch on buddy.
Pic related
Fuck, that's so sad! Life is so cruel.
Praying for this family and little girl.
>>67618524
cmon its a child....
>>67625298
>muh malvinas
>>67625651
>tfw this bitch shits her pants while living out the dream of this useless brat who broke her own back without moving
ha
>>67625167
This is /pol/. This shit doesn't belong here. Even /b/ would shoot this shit down.
>>67618524
Fuck off r9k.
>>67625542
we make nigger jokes and talk about how the jews run the economy. And now pol is blathering on about "degeneracy" and "Christian values", rather than making more nigger jokes.
No we don't. The only value here is to be a contrarian fag lord.
>>67619597
We have been picked on all our lives. What do you expect. Bernie will stop bullying. Vote bernie to save r9k
>>67619561
Dirty hands typical redneck
>>67618696
Prime gf age as far as i'm concerned.
>>67618696
TURKEY STRIKES AGAIN
Just put her down and make a new one. Have a do over.
>>67625934
Word
GTK
RWN
>>67626058
>Ukraine
Was only a matter of time
>>67625298
loled
>>67626228
I see cute little girls, i click. The turk is lightning speed fast compared to me though, every time.
>>67624619
I'll pass
You'd probably have a tug of war with cyclops all night long. Pic related
>>67626523
God I want to touch them too
And yeah I know what you mean, I used to be faster and more active though
>>67618524
Fuck, no one deserves that.
>>67619074
>tfw when am lanklet and these are my legs but I'm not paralyzed
i cant believe this
why did humans have to develop empathy
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
fuck this, im listening to some jebcore and going to bed
>>67626856
>I<3CP
I've seen you post some naughty things on 4+4chan
>>67624590
How old is she?
uhhh I do bridges in yoga routine all the time, have never heard of this happening ever...
should I not do them anymore?
>>67618732
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOORNING
>>67618524
She was just going to end up being a stripper anyway, no loss to society.
>>67621691
>>>/wsg/935693
Enjoy, Germanfriend
Mod! Send this thread to /b/. Not even /trash/ wants it.
>>67618524
That's terrible man. I feel bad for her. I'd give her a hug.
>>67619017
That's some shit.
>>67621655
>for the rest of her pathetic and hopefully lonely life.
Sounds like you're projecting mate.
>>67620798
I lived in a house that you could make a hole in the walls if you pushed your finger against it.
all the roasties enablers in this thread
she will still grown up a slut and a coal burner but to a lesser extent
>>67618980
>the internet tough guy force
Kill yourself.
>>67621964
I am disabled and supporting Trump, quit fucking around.
>>67618907
>it's a /tv/ meme about a robot posting in /pol/
>doctor tells you your legs will never work again, youll constantly shit and piss yourself, youll never feel your dick or orgasm ever again, youll get constant bed sores unless oyu shift aorund alot, and your lifeless limbs will be prone to infection and injury
I think that would be time for suicide.
>>67618524
This isn't funny you faggot
>>67618524
And people say God isn't an edgelord
"Oh, so she wants to be a ballerina huh? I'll show her."
>>67620798
it's called drywall
This is /pol/, not /r9k/
LMAO ROASTIES ON SUICIDE WATCH
GOOD LUCK RIDING THE COCK CAROUSEL WHEN YOU'RE AN INVALID ROFL WHORE
>>67619614
robo robo, robo robo
>>67619017
>>67618524
There was absolutely nothing funny about this you fucking retard.
>>67618524
This is not funny burger.
>>67627659
Kek iktf brah. Being a lanklet is true suffering.
>>67619017
>>67618524
>mfw been doing bridges for the last year
Christ, I thought it was a safe exercise to do...
>>67633909
Yeah I think I'm gonna go ahead and tell all my friends to never, ever, ever do anything like that, ever
>>67619017
At least she can use her arms, my brother has Duchenne MD, he can't even eat without assistance.
The story is actually horrifically depressing, poor little gril. I hope she does get better, at least maybe to wear her fuckin bowels work again
But OP is a master trole and I can only respect that he got this many angry responses with one shitpost. My shitposts rarely get anything more than 2 (You)s
>>67634028
well it sounds like Duchenne is a terrible fuckin doctor and you should find a different one
>>67634215
I blame the mother. That half hour she let her cry and scream in pain instead of taking her to the hospital is probably what caused permanent damage.
Dont worry /pol/. by the time shes like 15-20 she will walk because science
http://www.livescience.com/52285-paralyzed-walk-brain-waves.html
>>67619074
The SNL sketch where Sully gets a pineapple shoved up his ass was pretty funny because they had skinny puppet legs on the guy playing him.
>>67620798
You think jew-tier drywall is the same as trump-tier brick wall?
>>67618524
give her government appointed healthcare. she'll be fine in a month, greedy niggers
all these faggots who have feelings. fuck off. she'll be a cum dump in a few years anyways. stupid niggerfaggots
