Gymnast thread
>>935693
>>935698
>>935703
>>935717
>>935722
>>935729
>>935732
isn't it way harder for a girl to be a gymnast if she has tits/ass? It's why the ones who have bodies like children always end up getting the gold medal
>>935745
>>935760
brilliant deductions of an autistic mind
>>935788
Fucking retards, all of you. Brittany Johnson is her name, according to google.
>>935779
maybe show off some sweet gymnast moves? nobody cares about another sfw creep thread...
>>935760
afaik it's the other way around. world class gymnasts start training from like age 4 or something. doing hardcore training throughout their childhood and puberty stunts the development of secondary sexual characteristics.
basically: if your body is in gymnast mode all the time - why would it even develop unwieldy large fat deposits?
>>935817
Fat wasn't the issue dumbass
>>935698
It always look really shit when they do the move then follow it up with a jerky arm raise or head throw. I get they want to be precise, but point of the throwing your arms up and shit is showmanship and dancing in the air, it's not the same when you're doing it because you're obligated to
>>935729
this is better than porn
>>935834
Then what do you call tits and asses?
>>935745
>dat /b/ photographer in the background.
>>935779
7/10 landing
>>935779
10/10 ass
>>935795
Who is she?
>>936042
brittany johnson
>>935760
Women have a lower center of gravity than men.
That's it.
>>936067
I never asked about men. I wanted to know why a curvy, beautiful women will almost always lose to non-curvy, boyish women in gymnastic events (assuming they are the same height)
Holy shit, he's bumping his thread 12 hours later
what a fucking loser
>>936055
You're being normal here, bro. That's not how it's done on this board.
You're supposed to tell people to "fucking google it you fucking moron" or "newfaggot detected"
Also you're supposed to be mad at everyone all the time. Also pepper your responses with projection and try to act superior a bit more.
>>936185
It's always depressing when the newfags start giving sauce to the saucefags.
>>936268
>speshul rules for muh speshul internet clubhouse
>>936055
No webms, sorry, but here's another good one:
Taylor Seaman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjolHPVxnNA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rr34xsV2p0
>>936274
lol'd hard at this for some reason
>>935906
>she doesn't shart mid-air, casting a perfect half-circle arc of liquid shit
disappointing
>>936442
You're a weird guy
dog bless you anon
enormous threads about here on porn boards every day and you're trying to brag about knowing sauce hilarious
>>>/s/16448716
like bragging about knowing who a particular Twitch whore is because you spend 12 hours a day on /gif/ LOL
>>936557
>his neutral expression
Either the greatest show of self-control ever or gay.
>>936442
What the actual fuck
>>935693
How is she a gymnast with an ass like that?
>>937506
he's just playing it safe
always assume there is a camera watching you
>>936442
KEK
>>937506
what is he supposed to do?
>>936557
He must hate his job...
Also probably has to gaffer tape his cock down.
MUH
DICK
>>935907
so you think there are other people who are looking at their arms...
>>936861
lol look at that fat dude in the back taking pics for /b/
>>936813
FOR YOU
>>935693
muh dick
this threads got me SWEATING GUY WITH TOWEL.JPG
>>936543
them shoulders :/
high test aussie women
>gymnast thread
>expecting to see some srs skillz
>it's literally just a circlejerk for ugly neckbeards
I clicked on this thread, i was disappointed and now i leave.
>>943190
lol when I saw the thread I didn't even think about the possibility of it being seriously about gymnastics, I just immediately assumed porn.
>>943190
you just kill my fetish on yoga pants....:(
>>935795
That judge looking at the foot fault at :05
>>936537
The fuck?
>>938698
yeah always wondered about those 55 year old possibly russian male trainers and just barely post pubescent girls.
Figured they had to be eunuchs or something
>>941751
Nobody's looking at the trips cause there's better things to look at.
You gay or somethin?
>>941751
we have a easy 10/10 ass and this kid is looking at fucking numbers
gtfo
>>943538
"Yes, yes, girl, I see your ass. I also see your bullshit. Remember when you cried for three hours because lip gloss was raspberry instead of strawberry? Yuri does. Remember when you miss training for two weeks because you think you are fat? Yuri does. Remember when you offer to fuck Yuri in back of gymnasium after everyone go home just so you not go to Olympics virgin? Yuri remembers you waisting time that could be spent training on frivolity.
Yuri does not fall for your tricks so easily, girl. In Russia, Yuri beat dick with hammer so awkward erection does not ruin routine. Yuri drinks five liters of vodka each day. Yuri has sturdy wife who could strip the bark from tree with her pussy. Yuri does not need pretty child like porcelain doll who would cry because penis is callused like old woman's foot.
Now, do routine again, correctly this time, or Yuri give you the hose that does not make babies."
>>943190
if you wanna see gymnast skills dont come to 4chan you fedora tipping bitch
So is there any reason other than sexiness that they wear leotards like that? It looks like it needs to be glued to keep from a very painful butt/vagina wedgie.
>>936442
I see the appeal, but why would she do that?
>>943190
Hello Donald my old friend
>>936537
damn nigga
>>943639
Without them nobody would watch because men are significantly better at it
>>935693
that is the thickest gymnast I have ever seen
>>935693
came to this thread hoping for flips. cuts off before she gets started. fml
>>935906
sweet combo
>>944135
idk senpai, im not gonna lie and say I dont watch it to fap, but they are pretty amazing and talented
>>935703
fucking damn, I got a boner. Nice slow-mo, dude. I could fap to a loop of that.
Ring Webms of the following
Planche push-ups
Maltese
Victorian
Iron cross
Inverted cross
one arm giants
front lever rows
Deep hspu
elevator
>>935693
Names plz
>>943634
>Yuri does not need pretty child like porcelain doll who would cry because penis is callused like old woman's foot.
gold
>>936557
>the way he rolls his eyes up as he start
He's either sick of her bullshit or thanking God for his wonderful life.
>>948744
yes
>>936365
Taylor Semen
>>936555
Checked
>>944235
You're high, right?
>>947032
>perfect ass
why the fuck is it necessary for them to have their ass hanging out like that.
Jesus.
>>950836
otherwise no one would care about the whole shit
>>950836
Aerodynamics.
>>950836
Because almost any clothing will offer some measure of flexibility restriction.
Also cause gymnasts have spectacular asses. Why, you gay or something?
>>953011
>sunday afternoon family movie plot shit
>>935906
holyshit
>>936274
fuckoff newfag
>>936537
11/10
extra point for no giant pit hairs
>>943634
>Yuri has sturdy wife who could strip the bark from tree with her pussy
OMG
>pussy that could strip bark from a tree
GOLD
>>943190
Where do you think you are?
>>952909
wasn't this the first perfect score in women's uneven bars?
it's fucking spectacular. the control she has, and how straight and perfectly balanced when she can holds that upright handstand pose near the end? this dude >>936537 is good, but I he doesn't have the same holds when he's in that same handstand spot.
<3 Nadia. thanks for this, anon.
>>935779
lol the guy was aiming for that booty
>Crybaby faggot's thread is still going
>>950836
Contrary to popular belief not all people immediately sexualize the human body, its possible to look upon it with innocence even as such
>>950836
Spot the yank.
>>954026
Yep. I remember there was a lot of confusion because the scoreboard wasn't able to show a "10" so it showed up as a "1" for the audience.
>>936554
they say all the athletes end up having orgies and shit during the olympics
unf
>>954026
Hang on, that wasn't a dude?
>>935729
dude someone is gonna get to put their dick in that, and fuck her from behind and see her butthole. And one day someone is gonna blow their wad inside her if they havent already. I feel like beavis and butthead when they were excited seeing bras because one day a boob will be in it.
>>959247
Nope, gymnastics is all about the pain. You learn to not mind it.
>>935795
All that posing/dancing looks so retarded. Especially when they smile like there's no tomorrow while doing it.
>>963327
>>963327
>focusing on her smile
I have some bad news for you, buddy.
>>944235
this
Anyone have a gif/webm of Ludmilla Tourischeva literally destroying the uneven bars?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9gBk0P9yEc
>>956952
But yanks like ass as much as Africans and Brazilians. Only yuros and Asians prefer tits by majority
>>935693
Judge on the left watching the performance and the snack machine.
>>956950
Amazing how all the gymnastic world has evolved over the years in routine complexity, movement variances and technique polishness.
You can even compare pommel horse and rings men from the 80 and early 90's to today and see a huge difference.
>>935795
dat booty doe
>>963327
they have to smile
it makes the whole perfomance prettier and also makes it look effortless
>>964478
keyword here being evolved. Its only natural for species to improve in every aspect, just look at technology and where the human race is at a whole. records are set to be broken, improvement and advancement is inevitable.
>>935693
*sigh*
*unzips*
>>946046
WATCH OUT, THIN MAN!
>>935906
does this not make them dizzy as fuck? if i spin in circles quickly for like 10 seconds my blood gets all weird on me
like i felt light headed just watching her do this
>>958901
the quote is quoting 2 videos itt...weird.
>>966503
That's why they practice, will still make them dizzy but they can still keep going in spite of that.
You never see a gymnast acting drunk for the same reason
>>943521
Yeah, she fucked up there.
>>949450
Nah, man. It's nearly impossible to talk to a girl that age once you're older. The difference in life experience and rhetorical ability is staggering, and makes for seriously terrible interactions.
>>935693
i only noticed the knee support on like the fifth video...
>>944235
>>949450
>>967301
You can still appreciate tight, firm, young female bodies at any age.
I'm 33, but a couple years ago I dated a 19-year old girl off tinder. And why not? She was cute, sex was fantastic (although she was quite submissive -- it is nice for a girl to sometimes take the initiative and know what she's doing and what she wants). She had a lovely 'fresh' tight body... but Jesus Christ, actually going on dates and talking with her about shit was painful. She was not a totally vapid teeny girl or whatever, but it was clear our ranges in life experience were way out of sync. She didn't know much, her outlook on the world was limited, her daily life concerned with all kinds of petty things... She often expressed amazement at the things I know, my work (I get to travel a fair bit), my experiences, my confidence, etc. But when you're older perhaps, you don't want someone fawning over you in awe, you want an equal. My current girlfriend is 29, and a perfect match. Will likely put on a ring on it, etc.
tl;dr -- teen bodies are hot, teen minds are boring as fuck.
>>943634
I need a vocaroo of this ASAP
>TFW no shortage of "Leo Haul" videos on Youtube
t-thank you youtube
>>935693
did anyone else notice the nerd in the back checking his robot right before she does the good stuff?
>>956917
you're most likely a massive fag
>>963079
FUCKING FUSHIGI MASTER
>>976481
>why don't the men dress that way then?
They do- in olympic wrestling at least. Not sure why the male gymnasts don't wear more revealing clothes, though.
>>972580
He's a judge you dipshit
>he's gay
>>956950
Too many spins
>>935745
>that fat foreveralone guy taking pictures
>>976879
Most female gymnasts are underage and I don't know if there is some sort of age restriction in the olympic village but you'd think their parents would have them on a short leash knowing (sometimes through first hand experience) what goes down in that place.
>>943190
literally shit tier fetish
>>935779
The girl at the table cheks her ass and then shooks her head
kek
>>978747
The only thing she checks is her foot to make sure she's not out of bounds.
>>977271
Gymnasts are essentially sold to their coaches at as toddlers. From that point until they become too old and frail to keep competing (at age 23) their parents have petty much zero input on their child's life choices / decisions made on their behalf.
If getting passed around the olympic village like a Stretch Armstrong with a Fleshlight attached is what it takes to win, then that's what will happen.
I'm told it builds character.
>>977271
Maybe the underage girls wouldn't be part of the orgies, but I doubt that stopped them from having sex with other athletes.
>>944492
I googled some shit and her name is Brittainy Johnson
>>935779
Everytime I see a girl gymnast hyperextending her spine like that it gives me shills.
No wonder why spondylolysis is a common condition among female gymnasts.
>>943639
Because it is all about being able to see the body's form as it moves. Not to mention having as little on as possible to restrain you during performance. You can get deductions if your fingers or hand is out of place. They need to see as much as possible to judge the lines and form created by the actions of the gymnast. Pretty sure the ancient Greeks did it naked, which sounds distracting.
Some people have more trouble than others with the wedgie thing. Different case for everyone. I was lucky and never had to use a special tape or goo to keep it in place. I suppose I didn't care who saw the sides of my butt.
>>943634
*claps enthusiastically*
>>935906
That is like some cyborg ninja raiden type shit far out.
>>935703
dem birthing hips
>>936860
>fat creepy dude
>>954018
holy fuck i'm in love
>>935693
Dat ass, baby gurl!
>>935817
>maybe show off some sweet gymnast moves? nobody cares about another sfw creep thread...
While gymnast moves are cool, I am specifically here for booty in singlet
>>956917
>not all people immediately sexualize the human body
Asexuality is mental illness. We've been hard wired to fuck and reproduce since the beginning of time. Don't think we're the weirdos just because no one wants your weak bloodline.
>Finding underrage gymnasts hot
I have news for you, OP.
>>943521
>foot fault
i see none, you fucking beta gymnastfaggot
>>963654
Your source's quality is kinda shit.
>>986587
teenagers are fair game from a biological POV.
>not finding hot teenage gymnasts hot
I have news for you, twink.
>>983790
a feminist
>>986513
>Don't think we're the weirdos just because no one wants your weak bloodline.
>we're the weirdos just because
>we're
>>986822
We're is the correct conjugation of we are
>>935906
lol, she's not a cheerleader. she is a gymnast doing cheerleading.
>>935693
Wait. Is this Alexa Bliss?
>Nigger op still bumping his white bitch thread
a month later
>>935906
>Thought anon cheated and just played it in reverse half way
>It wasn't.
That feel when all gymnast get fat.
>>988846
Also they don't look very good on normal clothes and it may take a while before their body looks less muscular.
>>988846
I think that's just a bad angle.
The rest of the images int hat set look okay aside from the problem glasses. That shit needs to go.
>>958869
>they say
They do.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175783/The-raunchiest-Olympics-Record-150-000-condoms-handed-athletes-London-Games--thats-15-EACH.html
Bumps
>>986937
It was meant to point something else, Einstein.
>>992537
>read the paper
>look at the pictures
>instant boner
>>935901
I was a swimmer and when we were fucking off doing freediving shit at the deep end, we'd hang out on bottom watching the hot swimmers passing above us.
I like to think they knew why we were laying 12 feet underwater smiling.
>>935693
Damn i'm in love.
>>935906
Because fuck being right-side-up.
>>995435
HAHHHA made my day ,thanks anon
>Tfw I'll never get to fuck an Olympic gymnast and cuddle with her afterwards.
:(
>this thread
Dat booty doe
>hhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg
>>1002572
wattttttttttt
>>936067
higher*
>>936399
kek
>>935906
That shit has to be edited, that's impossible.
>>986601
that's gonna leave a mark
>>943666
kek'd and check'd
>>948751
wht happen?
>>953011
filename lols
>>946923
Looks to me like he's just stressed as fuck.
Maybe it's her first time at the olympics and they've been training hard.
Maybe he's losing faith in her abilities.
>>935795
Damn, she has fucking weak landings. She's wearing a brace in other webm's. Was her leg messing up here?
>>1002572
it's some kind of magic
>>968434
Gave it a shot
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OuoKbRukwl
>>1006379
it's hard to be a good gymnast when you're curvy
>>935760
If she has tits yes. Bitches complain that it hurts their backs even without sports.
>>943190
I know your type. You are more than likely fat, stink, big moobs, and the only way you get off is watching the cliche professional porn that every other 55 year old fat piece of shit buys.
>>936537
dat israeli flag
>>976837
Not enough spins.
>>935906
black genetic superiority
>>936537
>bought gymnastic rings
>Should be easy I can LMAO 3 Plate everything
>Holy shit my coordination sucks dick
>had sore muscles that didn't know where there
>bought parallete bars
>my core can squat over 9000 plates
>Should be easy
>It's not
Fuck man, Gymnasts are hardcore. Even doing something that sounds simple like muscles ups can take time to learn.
>>935745
me on the right
>>1012942
It's because they literally only use their equipment
They balance their body weight worth of muscle only in the places they need for their specific routine, everything else is atrophied
Look at any gymnast, and you'll see some muscles as super toned, and some barely there which is why every gymnast can't do each other's routines because each routine is practiced so much that your muscles actually mimic what your routines consist of
Gymnasts bodies are like strapping rocket engines to a bike vs the body builder that exercises evenly and ends up more like a tank
It's also why when they land wrong they get so injured
>>1012937
>tfw black but not athletic in any way
>brother is athletic as fuck and agile as shit
white people don't know what its like to be cucked by your own dna
>>935906
that fatass works like keel as I see, and always pulls her back to the right stance
>>986992
I'd imagine she's on an "extreme" squad where they perform routines as a team but don't cheer for a school. The best tumblers (those that do these flips) were either former gymnasts or part of an extreme squad.
>>943190
Same here friend. To be fair, it did forget where I was when I opened the thread.
>>980068
>shills
>>1016805
How have I never seen that shit before
>>1016805
Shill isn't a Jewish word you idiot
Just because so many people call shills Jews doesn't mean they are related other than in stereotypes
>>1016805
You just proved you learned the word shill on 4chan....
>>992537
Now I get why they train so hard.
>>958983
cringy as fuck bro
As someone who's never done gymnastics, are those ass showing outfits necessary?
