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TRUMP GENERAL - ABSENTEE ARMISTICE EDITION


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>Delegates Big Don: 640/Lyin’ Ted: 408 /Lil’ Marco: 170/JEEZ OH MAN: 138
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/

>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Vienna, OH 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xtYGBGHodA
>TH Hickory, NC 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cOlpRxtIB4
>TH Tampa, FL 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VVTbiEnXno
>Rally Boca Raton, FL 3/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK_HFb8tkUs
>Rally Cincinnati, OH 3/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_ed9WMDNE
>Rally Bloomington, IL 3/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4IzeBofs_c
>Rally Kansas City, MO 3/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owSn8IYQUks

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Fox & Friends 3/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yghXV1MV1w
>Trump on CNN about Chicago rally 3/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGFff6N0Bsg
>Trump on Hannity about Chicago rally Cancellation 3/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ9Dpm64Wo8

ENTERTAINMENT
>Cuffclinton.com
>Trump: Bernie supporters just want free lunch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_YPTo3NVPU
>RUBIO BREAKS DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zss4_d7pYM
>Trump loves Twitter & Jewbook: “DING DING DING”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD3WTfhQmso
>Can’t Stump the Trump XX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFEdoenFEEs
>Trump Hawaii campaign volunteer almost moved to tears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL9cRznZDKY

>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TRUMP TRAIN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk

>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/u/MAGA2016
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
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>>67616047
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AWOOOOOVMENT
Hillary's voice is ear torture.
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D A N I S H
A W O O
B R E E D I N G
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WHAT A THRILL...
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FRIENDLY REMINDER

/r/THE_DONALD is moderated by pro-israel, anti-liberty subverters who control subreddits like https://www.reddit.com/r/NaziHunting/ and ironic subreddits like https://www.reddit.com/r/stormfront/ or https://www.reddit.com/r/TrumpCirclejerk/

They DO NOT care about the outcome of the election. They DO NOT support Trump unironically.

FRIENDLY REMINDER
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CNN/FOX not calling it, claiming absentee ballots need to be counted.
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THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CisFqz7d7w
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CisFqz7d7w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CisFqz7d7w
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CisFqz7d7w
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ARE THE KIKES TRYING TO RIG MISSOURI?
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FUCK RATO
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>>>/f/3042412
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It's over guys.

Trump lost the all important bellwether state of Ohio in a PRIMARY. If he can't win amongst Republicans, there's no way in hell he'll win it in the general amongst the normal voting bloc since it literally dictates the general result.

Welp, it's been fun while it lasted. Pack up your shit boys, it's over. I knew it was too good to be true.

It's time to put the memes behind us and get serious. It's time to get behind the only man who can beat lyin' Ted and Shillary.

Never thought I'd say this, but I now pitch for Kasich and you should too.
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THEY'RE RIGGING THE VOTES
RIGHT NOW
DO YOU REALIZE THIS
FUCK
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>done counting for the night

THE FIX IS IN
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http://enr.sos.mo.gov/EnrNet/default.aspx
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JERRY SPRINGER HAS CONDEMNED TRUMP, AS IF ANYONE CARES ABOUT HIS SHITTY OPINIONS

Why are Jews so strongly opposed to Trump? What did he ever do to them?
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>>67617902

This, holy fuck how can anyone want to listen to that for 4 years.
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>SANDERS CAMPAIGN IS A PONZI SCHEME
SANDERS CAMPAIGN IS A PONZI SCHEME
>SANDERS CAMPAIGN IS A PONZI SCHEME
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>SANDERS CAMPAIGN IS A PONZI SCHEME
SANDERS CAMPAIGN IS A PONZI SCHEME
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KEK LET YOUR LIGHT SHINE DOWN ON ME! I OFFER MY REMAINING ENERGY TO THE EMPEROR!
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ONLY GENERAL ELECTION AREAS WILL BE REPRESENTED

TOP PATRIOTS
1. South Carolina/Florida
3. Alabama
4. Mississippi
5. Hawaii
6. Tennessee
7. Georgia
8. New Hampshire
9. Massachussets
10. Nevada/Vermont
12. Louisiana
13. Michigan
14. Arkansas
15. Virginia/Kentucky

North Dakota (via straw poll)

Illinois (Pending # CONFIRMED PATRIOT)
North Carolina (Pending # CONFIRMED PATRIOT)
Missouri (Pending # CONFIRMED PATRIOT)

TOP TRAITORS
1. Washington D.C./Ohio
2. Wyoming
3. Minnesota
4. Kansas
5. Iowa
6. Texas
7. Oklahoma
8. Idaho
9. Maine
10. Alaska

STATES BY RAW DELEGATES FOR TRUMP (For you Texans and Floridians)
1. Florida
2. South Carolina
3. Texas
4. Georgia
5. Alabama
6. Tennessee
7. Michigan
8. Mississippi
9. Massachussets
10. Louisiana
11. Virginia/Kentucky
13. Arkansas
14. Nevada
15. Oklahoma
16. Idaho
17. New Hampshire/Alaska
19. Hawaii
20. Maine/Kansas
22. Vermont/Minnesota
24. Iowa
25. Wyoming (Still 1 Delegate Though!)
26. Washington D.C./Ohio
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Alright lads, remade the map. How'd I do?
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is Donald still on track?
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Good night

CANDIDATE OFFICIAL SONGS

Donald J. Trump - future POTUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgIhGgrhQeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKzsktuqwyU

Jeb!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00bm8bbs_HE

Rafael "The Rat" Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmcEYVz4cqA

"Little" Marco Rubio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbDV-QnvJJc

John "Gee Wiz" Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yegThw_r7E

Chris "Krispy" Christie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8

Ben "Lights Out" Carson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM

Rand "Manlet" Paul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

Hillary "H is silent in Benghazi" Clinton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FvyGydc8no

Bernie "Comrade" Sanders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sxTbfeYdO0
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STOP!

Are you about to make a claim on how delegates are allocated based on something you read on here or saw on the news?

Before you make yourself look like an idiot, check this site: http://www.thegreenpapers.com/P16/
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couldn't Cruz just send in loads of absentee ballots with a false date?

How many absentee ballots are usually sent in?
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>>67617981
They need to make sure to count every last Cruz vote they might have missed, and even a few that were never there at all just for good measure.
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>>67618095

Only the shitty liberal ones.
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>>67618052
>contemplate responding to prove you wrong
>see flag
alright, here's your (You), now get back to work
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>>67617981

>SUDDENLY NEED TO COUNT THESE """""""""""ABSENTEE BALLOTS"""""""""".
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These one's are for Trump.
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Just got home, what's the damage.

Can trump still duck a brokered convention without ohio?

Is there hope for America?
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WHAT TIME DO THEY GO BACK TO WORK?
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>>67618008
Okay this is probably the last rare MAGA I post
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>99.9% precincts reporting
>lol we're done counting for the night

fuck everything..
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>>67617861
everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:

https://www.sbstatesman.com/2016/02/23/political-science-professor-forecasts-trump-as-general-election-winner/

guys.... this is bad. 97% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?

that's a 1% - 3% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.

i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.

i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.

i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.

i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....
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>>67617861

How can we bring berniebots over to our side?
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TRUMP WINS IN MO! ITS DONE GUYS!
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>>67618107

MATCH ME!
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>>67617861
4CHAN WINS

REDDIT LOSES

PREACH IT
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>>67617861
How can anyone spin this as anything other than a major disappointment for Trump?

He lost Ohio, narrowly held on in Illinois and will probably lose in Missouri.

Cruz will overtake him in delegate numbers in the coming weeks as the field narrows.
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this just gives us another day of celebration to wait for at the weekend
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>>67618158
*claps
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>>67618095
Whats the deal with larry david?
Hes a jew with two first names!
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>>67617979
>FRIENDLY REMINDER

>/r/THE_DONALD is moderated by pro-israel, anti-liberty subverters who control subreddits like https://www.reddit.com/r/NaziHunting/ and ironic subreddits like https://www.reddit.com/r/stormfront/ or https://www.reddit.com/r/TrumpCirclejerk/

>They DO NOT care about the outcome of the election. They DO NOT support Trump unironically.

>FRIENDLY REMINDER
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>>67618194
Make hillary look bad, as if that's hard at all. Also be sure to show how creepy Ted Cruz is and how much of a war monger Kasich is.
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>>67618123
While cali is generally shit, it might come down to them, so best not to rule them out
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>>67615609
It really just depends on voter turn out.

NY City vs NY State - I got up there a lot for business and I think it will still be blue given that it's a numbers game.

Everyone from outside the city has already stated they love Trump and wouldn't mind voting for him if he wins against Kasich/Cruz/Rubio.

Everyone in the city I know is a hardcore democrat, even some of the people fiscally conservative drink the cool aid of the social issues going on. Most are planning to vote Bernie Sanders, but realize Hillary is going to win the nominee.
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>>67617960
>>67618052
>>67618179
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>>67618123
Got a good laugh out of that
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>>67618161
Possibly. But it's much harder now. Ohio was a big hit, if we would have taken it he probably would get 1237 by the convention.

The struggle continues.
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So Trump lost Ohio and Missouri?
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>>67618161
Assuming Missouri pulls through, and it's close, then [probably yes. He took the big prize (Florida) and should get the lion's share of North Carolina, Illinois, and Mizzou (BLM on suicide watch).
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>>67618095
>JERRY SPRINGER

All these degenerate fuckers fear the rising tide.America was great when sleaze balls like Jerry had to make a living doing honest work.
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>>67618123
stop sinking california when we'll secure the nom for trump.

ohio is lost and there might be ultimate jewry in MO
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>>67618133
What's the strawpoll in North Dakota all about?
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>>67618124
THIS HAS NOT DERAI-
I MEAN
IT'S ON THE RAILS?
I DUNNO
IT'S GOOD
SING ME A LULLABY ANON
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>>67618237
Totally weak.
Low energy.
Try again.
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Delete constitution is racist
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>>67618306
Missouri hasn't been called yet
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>>67618306

fuck off Missouri is ours memetics.
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>>67618306
no

just ohio
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Kashit's going to take the high road for the win lads
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>>67618277

I think trp needs to laser focus on hillary. Forget cruz and kockitch
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FUCKING MISSOURI FAGGOTS

ITS THE RNC TRYING TO RIG IT FOR CRUZ

RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Fresh OC Maga edit
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>>67617902
it'll sound better when Trump has her hanging from the rafters
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>>67618367
It's true. He did not meet his target for today. There's no way he can win outright anymore.
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>>67618225
>4chan
Most of this place is a shithole filed with useless faggots ego sit around all day collecting NEET bux.
This was /pol/'s victory. Trump is ours, we solely gather meme magic for him.
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>>67618032
https://vimeo.com/144912446
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EMERGENCY

***EMERGENCY***

EMERGENCY

***EMERGENCY***


Guys this is an EMERGENCY, less than 60% of Republicans in the states voting tonight said they would vote for Trump over Hillary Clinton! Almost 40% said they would vote for a third party candidate!

Gee whiz!

Guys, I used to support Trump, but now that he's lost Ohio and almost lost Missouri to Ted Cruz it seems like the only candidate who can unite the party and win at the convention is Governor John Kasich.

Trump is insulting to women and war heroes like John McCain! He's alienating the Hispanic and Muslim voters the Republican needs to make a new base going forward.

We need to beat Hillary Clinton, no matter the cost, so I'm proud to announce I've gone Kookoo for Kasich!

We need free trade! It makes us all better off. :^)

Come on and let's all be Republicans again this Trump stuff is crazy! Who's up for some Reagan trivia?
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alright i'm going to sleep

goodnight /pol/
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>>67618237
Don't think anyone was counting on trump to win Ohio. But yeah, nice flag though. Didn't your influence team tell you not to use Australia?
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>>67618306

Missouri still has an unknown number of absentee ballots that can float in over the next 3 days, not sure if they get mailed to dozens of counties or 1 central spot
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So according to 538, Trump needed to win 272 tonight to remain on track to securing the majority. Should we be worried, or are they just wrongly assuming Trump's support in later states is going to be weaker?
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>>67618176
Kansa City is for lazy fucks that gave up on the Oregon trail.way too early.
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>>67618338
>>67618286
if it comes down to you, and you come through, maybe it will make up for http://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/capitol-alert/article66095977.html and years of breeding commies.
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>>67617903
S A U C E
A
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C
E
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>>67618444

trips of truth
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Guys there's lightning outside for the first time this year! Has Trump sent in a storm to smite us in Ohio for defying him?
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>>67618444

who /gainfully employed/ here? only $30k income and above need apply
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He won the fucking state fair and square you retards. Let the Don have it, holy fuck.
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>>67618410
Cruz needs to be watched especially since were moving into midwest
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>>67618194
>tell them Trump is self-funded and thus, like Bernie, not a corporate owned slave
>ask them why they think Trump is racist
>ask them what reasons Trump has for being racist
>ask them why Trump gives $100 bills to his Mexican gardeners casually if he's such an evil racist
The thing to do is provide factual information and then ask them questions. THEY need to do the thinking, we can't do it for them. We can't convince them by dumping autistic shit on them. They need to see the other side of their biased media-loop and then they need to do the actual thinking themselves. If you debate them, stay civil and don't give them a reason to attack/insult you. Call them out if they do.

Basically, act really sophisticated. Reddit fedoras fall for that all the time because they love seeing themselves as enlightened rebels. Also make it clear that anything is better than Hillary.
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Fire up your MEMETICS NOW!!!!
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It will be good to see you faggots cry when hillary wins.
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>i'm going to be able to tell my kids I was part of a woovement
>I'm going to be able to show them my red hat and signed poster and tell them every story, from Yeb's shenanigans, Can't stump the trump videos, BTFO moments left and right..
>these memories are precious
what the fuck did I seriously type "woovement" instead of movement?
I didn't even fucking notice that until I reread what I was typing
WHAT THE FUCK /pol/
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>>67618481
Sleep real tight there pupper
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>>67617861
FOR ANYBODY CONCERNED ABOUT KUCKSHIT WINNING OHIO:

http://prospect.org/article/losing-ohio-improves-trump%E2%80%99s-chances-win-nomination

tl;dr - this statistically FAVORS trump and HARMS rat boy. kuckshit is a walking corpse.

>mfw dynamo don wins EVEN WHEN HE LOSES
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>>67618495
I hope Lubio endorses Trump, just so Trump can gain his delegates.
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>>67618390
go brush your teeth mongol
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>>67618409
>Kashit's going to take the high road for the win lads

If he was taking the high road he would have dropped out a long time ago. It's a joke that there has been like 29 primaries and he has only won his home state. He's in this now only to stop Trump. He's a fucking worm. Worse than Ted/Rubio/Bush combined.
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>>67618425
nice, i do not regret posting it
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>>67618514
Yes, prepare to be smited as God smited Sodom and Gomorrah
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>>67618562
>Canada
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>>67618438
And Bernie can still win it, amirite?
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>>67618514
we can hope
you cucks deserve it
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>>67618514

you have invoked the wrath of an angry God, ohionan. Blood-sacrifice Kucksich as a scapegoat, and maybe it'll turn out ok.
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>>67618583

ok
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>>67618514
Your militia is probably just gearing up for another merciless attack against America again.
There can be no peace with Ohio.
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So what does it take for trump to win from here? What percentage of delegates does he need and how does he get there?
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>>67618480
>I am now a..... KASICH KEKMISSILE

>>67618495
He's not on track to win the Nominee anymore, but will still get the most delegates. I doubt that the GOP will fuck over Trump, because if they do they will hand the election to Hillary.
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>>67618624
I don't care about Bernie you moron. I'm just pointing out facts.
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>>67618569
AWOO
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>>67618640
>not even the right filename

Shaking my head.
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Trump for prez.
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>>67618506
my bedroom
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>>67618438
no,you're stupid
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ANON PREDICTED ALL OF THIS EARLIER TODAY, KEK REACHED OUT TO HIM! PRAISE KEK!
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>>67618598

So glad you saw it, I finished it just as the last thread closed and I was afraid you'd miss it.

Taking MAGA requests everybody
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>>67618263
Blast this shit everywhere, particularly about /r/TrumpCircleJerk because it'll piss off the normies, too.
Try to get them to a better Trump subreddit
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>>67618660
>live in PA
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>>67618528
106k last year

nurse/RN
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>>67618569
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>>67618501
Jerry brown is a faggot that keeps being elected because ""they"" control it.

Its the bay area and hollywood that make commiefornia the way it is, we banned gay marriage and they chimped out. When the big one happens, SF is as good as sunk, a major blow for them. Whole state wont sink though.
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>>67617902
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>>67618720
>Cruz thinks Rubio will suck up to him despite spamming about him dropping out
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>>67618720
Of course Rubio shills this hard for Rubio voters.
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so wait a minute what the fuck does it mean "you can accept absentee ballots until tomorrow"

does that mean people can still vote WTF is going on

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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So what will the Shills say for Kasich?

"I used to be a Trumpeter, but now i Itch for Kasich"

"I used to be a Trump supporter, but now I C.uck for Kasich"
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>>67618752
of course i see your posts, i stand with america

MAGA
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>>67618569
You're one of us now!
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>>67618528
Reortan
Agricultural engie, 50k
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>>67618729
K brb booking flight
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dat fucking tie in Missouri ! i CANT TAKE IT ! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>67618582
Not how it works. The delegates vote for who they are pledged to no matter what, whether they are still running or not. They only come back into play if it comes to a brokered convention, where everyone becomes unpledged and gets to vote for whoever they want in the second round.

>>67618666
I don't know, it seems really strange that they claim he needed to win so many tonight. I can't figure out their reasoning, its made sense up until now but this just seems ridiculous.
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>>67618720
There is lots of drama b/w the two

Even today there was Cruz bots on twitter trying to get trending that Rubio was dropping out

The Rat never stops
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say it with me-

PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!!!!

celebrating with chicken enchiladas with a generous helping of guacamole made with Jeb Bush's tears
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>>67617861
>Total needed to win Nomination: 1237
>Big Don Delegates: 640 as of 3-15-16
>Delegates left in the race: 909
>Delegates needed to win: 597
fugh, the Don would have to average 65.6% or greater to win outright and he's barely polling above 50%.

looks like its going to the convention boys. Lets just hope that he will have a large enough lead by the time it happens that no body will want to try smoke filled backroom deals
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>>67617902
Shrill, i can't listen to her ever
worse than nails on a chalkboard
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>>67617902
when she tries to instil hype it makes me want to find the nearest big thing and jump the h*ck off

>>67618434
good image... until you open it
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Oh man

I just woke up and the amount of salt by the berntards makes up for the fact that Ohio was lost.
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>>67618862
We are Kookoo for Kasich.

Geeze guys you need to stop with this negativity.

We are not taking the low road to the White House and neither should you.
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>>67618123
Dude I live in idaho fuck you
>>
How bad did losing Ohio hurt? Is Trump still on track for the nomination?
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>>67618528
sysadmin / support monkey
$65k
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there's fuckery going on behind the scenes in Missouri and I'm sure this fucking rat is behind it
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>>67618678
>1134 delegates available.
>Trump has roughly 640
He can do it, and I'll be a part of it unlike you Mr. Shitposter.
It's gonna be pretty dank when California is the state that sealed it for Trump and it was my vote that gave it to him.
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>>67618961
Sorry but your state is cuckmissiles
>>
Ashes to ashes, foam to foamy
We know Marco boys a junkie
Strung out on taxpayers dime
Hitting an all time low

RIP Bubble boy.
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>>67618938
how trump win delegates in ohio if its winner take all?
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>>67618961
>i
>da
>ho

i know u are lol get it ur a ho haha lol
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>>67618938
>that cucked Ohio in the corner
That's where you belong you stupid cuckolds.
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it's over for trump desu

he'll take 50% of the remaining delegates if he's lucky. cruz missles have stopped him right in his tracks

enjoy brokered
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>>67618941
What are we worried about? It's the end of the GOP. Let them try to fuck Trump, he'll run independent, take the majority voters, and crash the fucking party.
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>>67619002
well I think trump may be dropping out
>>
Don't worry.

While I was driving down the highway earlier today I passed two trucks, one after the other.

>one had an Illinois plate
>the other was from Missouri

We're gonna win this one, pham.

>>67618964

He'll end up below 538's target.
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>>67619099
>Australia
>Posts shit

Every time
>>
found some berniefags
>>>/tv/67097017
>>>/tv/67097017
>>>/tv/67097017
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>>67619067
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>>67617861
NEW THREAD

>>67617861
NEW THREAD

>>67617861
NEW THREAD

>>67617861
NEW THREAD
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>>67618764
None of us are safe until Ohio lies in ruin
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>>67618781
>tfw fags chimped out on blacks for supporting Prop 8
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>>67619153
you clearly dont get it

peasant
>>
What's wrong with Missouri? Are they a third world country?

Even hick towns that voted before delivered results faster than most third world countries.
>>
What do we do in the case that Cruz gets his way, the GOP act like the mafia and rig a brokered convention, and Cruz gets the nomination?

Obviously if Trump then goes Independent, we vote for Trump.

But if Trump is out and its Cruz vs. Hillary do we simply not vote? I'm not going to elect lyin Ted.
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>>67619174
10/10
made me look
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Realistically Rato can win 3 CD at most. The 13th weighs on how much of MacLean county and Bloomington are in. So I'd say up to 60 can go to Trump!
Also some small districts in Chicago could go to Cruz or Kasich.
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>>67619099
>Implying New york wont make up any ground lost today

>Implying Trump didn't have a great night.

>Implying this race isn't over
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who up
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I am from the future. If Trump loses, Thunderbirds 2 happens and THEY FUCK UP THE CASTING FOR PENELOPE. DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN /pol/
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>tfw you wake up and there are 14k posts for you to read
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EMERGENCY

***EMERGENCY***

EMERGENCY

***EMERGENCY***


Guys this is an EMERGENCY, less than 60% of Republicans in the states voting tonight said they would vote for Trump over Hillary Clinton! Almost 40% said they would vote for a third party candidate!

Gee whiz!

Guys, I used to support Trump, but now that he's lost Ohio and almost lost Missouri to Ted Cruz it seems like the only candidate who can unite the party and win at the convention is Governor John Kasich.

Trump is insulting to women and war heroes like John McCain! He's alienating the Hispanic and Muslim voters the Republican needs to make a new base going forward.

We need to beat Hillary Clinton, no matter the cost, so I'm proud to announce I've gone Kookoo for Kasich!

We need free trade! It makes us all better off. :^)

Come on and let's all be Republicans again this Trump stuff is crazy! Who's up for some Reagan trivia?
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>>67618836
If the mailed in ballot was postmarked on the 15th, it's still valid.
>>
GUYS, WHAT HAPPENED TO TRUMP'S VIDEO NAMING THE JEW: GEORGE SOROS

IT SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN TAKEN DOWN ON FACEBOOK
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>>67619240
I NEED TO ASK ABOUT THE FUTURE!
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>>67619174
>>67619099
can you people just fuck off
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>want to post in the trump threads
>know that I'm at least 3 times smarter than anyone else in here and that my intellect would just be wasted
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>>67619215
Trump will not take it quietly. He won't. He'll fight tooth and nail against it, and last resort he'll definitely run independent while claiming that the corrupt GOP fucked him.
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>>67619174
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>>67617861
Can we get a cnn stream link or something?
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>>67619240
WAIT A MINUTE!
IF YOU'RE FROM THE FUTURE YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW WHETHER OR NOT TRUMP WINS
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>>67619253
I know I shouldn't be doing this, but (you)
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>>67619254

There is literally nothing stopping them from throwing out votes for the Don and just padding Rato's numbers.
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>>67619300
I'LL ANSWER SPACE/TIME GOD LET'S ME. ASK AWAY BRAVE ANON
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>>67619314

Don't sully our meaningless symbol
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>>67619174
kek'd
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>>67619289
I just watched it on jewtube, apparently it keeps getting taken down. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQPI85SB8Mc&feature=youtu.be

How the fuck do i download it from these kikes?
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>>67618720
>>67618927

Fucking rat, I hate him.
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>>67619234
Also, this site states that 52 are for Trump. Time to add 15 in the TRACKER.
>>67617861
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WHAT THE FUCK IS JACKSON COUNTY DOING IN MISSOURI ! I WANT TO SEE THE END OF THAT TIE !!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!
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>>67619313
Tfw when trump and bernie decide to team up and effectively steal the presidency from the oligarchy
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>>67619307
Why so salty?
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>>67618480
seriously?

you shills sure are low information lately..

if they give it to Kasich, no one will ever vote republican ever again. never. it's over for the republicans if they do that.

and i don't really care either way. either trump takes over or GOP dies, either way- i win
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>>67618941
There are some shitty winner take alls out west too. The big states, of course, are proportional.
>>
Do you think you folks could look into the legal process Trump would have to observe to personally put Hillary under arrest? On behalf of the FBI once he is President.
>>
>>67619383
If you have an android, tubemate.net
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>>67619240
>Thunderbirds 2.

Shit, is the original series, the new series or like that abomination of a film?
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>>67619417
This would be epic. Simply epic.
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>>67619417
>WE WILL BUILD A WALL AROUND WOLT STREET
>>
I'm done guys. Good nite
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MAGA HERE! NOW!
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Rato can't get out of the race fast enough.
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>>67619383
I have it up as well, everythingis fine though.

http://youtu.be/Oe4VRIpmAss
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>>67619371
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>>67619346
I AM FROM A FUTURE IN WHICH TRUMP LOSES BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW BULLSHIT TIME-TRAVEL IS. MURDER IF HAVE TO ANON. DON'T LET THUNDERBIRDS 2 HAPPEN
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How "big" did Trump and Hillary win?
>>
HOLY SHIT GUYS

JUST UPDATED

CRUZ 40.7 BUT LEADING BY 400 VOTES
TRUMP 40.7

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>67618277

I see this as the problem. If there exists people who compare trump to hitler but don't already hate hillary then how the hell can you convince them she's bad?

Either they're already aware she's a pathological liar and career criminal who is only after the presidency to squeeze illegal monetary deals out of legislation and pardons or they must be committed to actively denying it by now.

That's the real brilliance of her strategy. I think she's just trying to take her lies and crimes to such absurd and blatant heights that nobody would believe she did them if nothing else because it's cartoonishly evil and it's inconceivable that anyone could get away with it.
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WHO./slowandsteady/ HERE?

Victory is upon us
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>>67619422
goodnight anon
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we're doing this bros

we're really doing it
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>>67619349
This is why all of my buddies and family waited until the day of. One of them was lets just send in absentee and im like nah theyll just throw it away or lose it. Fucking a.
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>>67619383
>How the fuck do i download it from these kikes?
download youtube-dl

or use keepvid.com if you're retarded
>>
>>67619349
Exactly. I hate mail in and provisional voting.
>>
Just woke.
some one give me the tl;dr of #MEGATUESDAY please!
i just saw rubio dropped out.
>>
Rag on Ohio all you want nerds, you'll all be sucking our cock come November :^)
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>>67618492
>unkown number of absentee ballots
Literally unlimited Ted Cruz votes
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>>67619360
UHH
UHH
IS BATMAN VS SUPERMAN ANY GOOD/BAD?
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>>67619480
Sweet dreams Ben
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>>67618338
I guarantee California will deliver a big win for Trump.
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>>67619215
The establishment hates Cruz more than any other candidate, so he might get cucked completely out of it unless a Trump / Cruz ticket emerges. If it's not a Trump / Cruz ticket then I think we'll see the establishment trying to force Trump to accept a horrible turd VP kinda like the first Bush was to Reagan.
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>>67619417

>>67619417
>German nationalist and communist Jew coexisting
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>>67619474
It could happen, longshor but trump and bernie are literally campaigning against the same problems albeit with different solutions
>>
>>67619462
I'd really appreciate it, just not something Trump could really ask his own people to look into himself.
>>
No memes or bullshit, how many delegates are unawarded and how many does trump need now? Different sites tell me different things and im confused
>>
TRUMP GETS 90% of ILLINOIS DELEGATES

TRUMP GETS 90% of MISSOURI DELEGATES

HAHA FAGGOTS ITS ABOUT STATE/DISTRICT WINS.
>>
Trumps Delegate count is 681 not 640
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>>67618492
fuckin' rigging dude
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>>67618946
>WWN

God I miss that rag.

F
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If the recount holds for Trump, he'll get 42 delegates to Ratos 10 despite winning by less than 1% kek.
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>>67619473
IT'S LIVE-ACTION AND IT'S OKAYISH BUT THEY FUCK THE CASTING FOR PENELOPE
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>>67619562
Goodnight, bong.
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>>67619647
Closer to 700 I think once it all settles
>>
so it's not a recount, right?

it's just adding absentee ballots? but only for 2 of the precincts?
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>>67618149
>the flag was what gave it to you
>not "but now I pitch for Kasich"
Fucking hell why are germans so fucking retarded.
>>
Guys I used to be a Trump supporter, but after he lost Missouri and Kasich dominated Ohio, I just have to be realistic.. Kasich is an experienced politician and it is proven he can beat Hillary. I now cut for Kasich
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>>67619618
Hey motherfucker shit gets done when Nationalism and Socialism team up :^)
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>>67619559
PLEASE AWOO
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>>67619559
>yfw contested convention and the free delegates all rally around Jeb Bush
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>>67619589
We ripped shit up currynegro.
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>>67619596
IT'S SHIT
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Alright when's the next Super Tuesday? Or Super any day?
>>
>>67618941
If all states were directly proportional yes. But he could get 33.4% in a 3 man race in a WTA state and win all delegates, so no.
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http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/results/2016/primary/gop/president/missouri/

Still has yet to be called for Trump, even with 100% reporting. Probably waiting to see if Cruz requests a recount or some shit.
>>
>>67617861
Trivial question: where are we getting the delegate counts?
>>
>>67618480
Kasich couldn't even get on the ballot in PA. His whole campaign was a ruse to block any unwanted candidates from getting Ohio.

You are a dumb as shit shill.
>>
>>67619717
>ripped shit up
that's what i like to hear!
>>
>>67619657
And they will screw Trump over to give Rato 22 delegates.
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>>67619589
Trump won except Ohio. That's it.
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>>67619559
As much fun it is to meme Jeb!, We gotta focus on Cruz. Kasich is dead in the water and just splits the vote in our favor.
>>
Why the fuck do your politicians come up with these retard shortened names? "Bernie" sounds completely un fucking electable. Who the fuck votes for someone called "Bernie"? Fucking retarded.

Bernard sounds much, much more respectable. Please explain this, burgers, are you so stupid that you need everything shortened?
>>
>>67619719
WHEN IN THE FUTURE ARE YOU FROM ANON?
>>
>>67619769
so, that's 4 states?
winner take all, at that too?
about 700 delegates when the dust settles then?
cool.
>>
>>67619723
Next Tuesday will have Utah and Arizona voting. Arizona is winner take all with 58 delegates.
American Samoa will also be voting then.
>>
>>67619821
t ivan ivanovich
>>
>>67619821
What about THE DON
>>
>>67619647
Add another 15.
>>67619234
>>67619414
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>>67619751
Google "republican delegate count"
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>>67619821
>Wanting a name that likens you to Bernard's Watch
Kek Russia
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>>67619417
>implying trump isnt the oligarchy
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>>67619821
When people hear "Bernard" they just think of the dog.
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Daily reminder Trump is the only one who can't beat Clinton 1v1.
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>>67619657
>implying they are going to let Trump stand the recount

They'll mysteriously find 100K rato ballots and it'll be a blowout.

You didn't think they'd let Trump win all states like this would you? :^)
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>>67619821
bernie is his fucking name Ivan.

And he goes by it because it's a first name basis kind of thing and it sounds friendly
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>>67619864
No, only Florida and Ohio were take all
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>>67619821
Bernie sounds more like what you would call a friend.
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>>67619821
>Please explain this, burgers, are you so stupid that you need everything shortened?

Yes
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>>67619821
It also sounds old fashioned compared to plain names like John or Donald
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>>67619426

4 years of Clinton will not really be a win for anyone, anon...

Not that I'm suggesting voting for a GOPe candidate just becuase there's an R next to his name, if they keep Don out then it's a sign that they are literally throwing the race for Hillary, just like they did twice for Obongo
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>>67619821
Millennials like it.
Most people are stupid.
I dunno.
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>>67619854
2020

WE WIN THE EURO AND WC TB.H THOUGH
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>>67619864
Seems like that Poo in loo friend.

He is pretty much on track.
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>>67619821
his whole shtick is appealing to hip youngsters who are so on the go they eat yogurt from a tube
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Mfw TED AND DON TEAM UP in next debate and shit allover golly gee willickers man
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>>67619596
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>>67619821
Bernie's the friend of young dummies. He will give them free stuff and then they'll go play hacky sack in the parking lot and smoke a few joints.
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>>67618052
Ohio in primaries =/= Ohio in general election
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>>67619821
>are you so stupid that you need everything shortened
>has a leader shorter than hillary cllinton
>has had a leader shorter than most american 10-year-olds
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Because undecided voters pretty much decide every single election, and undecided voters are so fucking retarded, candidates try their best to make a small catchy slogan. Something like "We like Ike." It all basically boils down to trying to trick as many lemmings into jumping off your cliff.
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>>67619063
he didn't
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>>67619864
Close to 700. Ohio would've been nice.
Nobody is talking about that Rubio's support comes from the larger population areas, which is also where Trump does very well. I can see Kasich getting a bump, but Trump will only benefit from Foam Boy dropping out.
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>>67619751
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

Add another 15 for Illinois 696 will be the end result.
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>>67619821
>bernie retards shorten his name to "bernie"

>MAGABROS call him "Donald J Trump"
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when u realize she thick
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>>67619253
CNN is retarded... their poll question was 'would you CONSIDER voting 3rd party"
its all in the fucking phrasing of the question to make trump look shitty. fucking phrasing of questions is EVERYTHING when doing surveys ffs
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>>67619935
Daily reminder that general election polls 8 months before the election are meaningless
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>>67619991
>Rato
>Teaming up with Trump against an irrelevant competitor

>>67620000
WITNESSED
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>>67619903
Yeah, but the thread lists Donald at 640, Ted at 408, Marco at 170, and John at 138. Google lists 640, 396, 168, and 138 respectivly. Why the difference?
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>>67617979
A fucking leaf
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>>67619935

Keep lying to yourself.
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>>67618514
Yes, the Trump Crusade will smite the wicked and drive evil from these lands!
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>>67619727
>>67619697
It shouldn't go that far, because no one is getting over 50% so it goes by congressional district. Only 12 of the 52 delegates go strictly to the overall winner.
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>>67618237

4/5 states won for Trump and 0 for Cruz is a defeat?

Kasich, Cruz, or Rubio would be JIZZING themselves to get that sort of "defeat."
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>>67619821
Bernie is just a joke candidate anyway.
How does this sound; President Donald J. Trump
I like it
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>>67619864
Florida has 100 delegates and is winner take all, Trump won. Ohio is also wta, 66 delegates, but lost to Kasich who has literally not won a single state up till now.

Illinois and Missouri are winner take most, as it stands right now Trump would take 90% of each state's delegates.

North Carolina is proportional, Trump won the state and will get more of its delgates than anyone else.

tl;dr - we ripped shit up.
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>>67620018
Nicely put
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>>67618161
The can be no brokered convention because trump has won majority delegates in 8 states, the other candidates havent
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>>67619935
General polls are still irrelevant shill.
Besides, look at the sheer numbers voting in these primaries. Nearly every state is certain to be red, with Bernie voters swapping teams once the old
commie loses
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>>67620127
No idea. OP's source could be fucked up.
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>>67619821
Boinee is more street.
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>>67620135
>Yes, the Trump Crusade will smite the wicked and drive evil from these lands!
all those who stand against trump should be forced to face the inquisition!
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>>67619935
General election polls before general election campaigning are worthless.
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>>67620156
It's not about states, it's about delegates. Trump is not on track to avoid a brokered convention and Cruz will most likely gain most of Rubio's voters.
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>>67620127
No, those are not Google's numbers.
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>>67620127
Those are CNN's numbers, they've allocated some of the congressional delegates from Illinois and Missouri I think.
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>>67620056
Because he has a great name, a name worthy of an Emperor

DONALD JULIUS TRUMP AUGUSTUS CAESAR DIVIUS FILIUS
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>>67619903
Doesn't look like the delegates are all distributed yet.
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>>67620067
When your dick gets stuck in between the thighs and you keep rubbing and cum but you thought you were in the puss
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A tribute to Marco Rubio.

Do you remember a guy that's been
Leading such an early poll
I've heard a rumour from Party Control
Oh no, don't say it's true

They got a message from the Bubble Boy
"I'm happy. Hope you're happy, too.
I've lost. All I've needed: lost.
Depressing details following."

The shrieking of Trumpers is killing me
Just pictures of flip boys in synthesis
And I ain't got no money and I ain't got no votes
But I'm hoping to win but the states are glowing

[Chorus:]
Ashes to ashes, foam to foamy
We know Marco boy’s a junkie
Strung out on the party’s dime
Hitting an all-time low

Time and again I tell myself
I'll get a state tonight
But the MAGA hats are following me
Oh, no, not again

I'm stuck at Wainwright Park
"I'm happy. Hope you're happy, too."
One little pill
But no president inside

I never done good things
I never done smart things
I never did anything that wasnt rehearsed
Want a state to keep me in
Wanna come down right now

[Chorus]
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>>67620184
That's a temporary rule. The GOP will remove it
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Serious question, if Trump was debating Hillary and made her have a heart attack and die onstage, would he win automatically?
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>>67619251
just scan the thread for high energy high signal posts

download the best images and share them when things cool down

>tfw riding a compressed temporal wave
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>>67620189
What if the Bern-outs don't vote at all?
>>
when is fivethirtyeight gonna update?
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>>67620298
>Trump: If she dies, she dies
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Will Trump win California? I know it's California, but they're not seriously going to vote for Cruz are they? Surely Kasich will have dropped out by then, right?
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>>67620228
This aussie is correct.

The thing is, if we won both Ohio and Florida it would probably snatch Don the 1237 before the convention. Now it gets harder. Ohio dropped the fucking ball big time and if we don't hit this it'll be a contested convention where all kinds of kikery can happen.
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>>67620298
no
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>>67618495
This is the first time he's been below target since Iowa, I wouldn't be scare.
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>>67619952
I would never call my friend "Bernie" it sounds RETARDED AS FUCK. Id call him Bern, not fucking bernie
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>>67620223
>"We went as slutty battle-nuns for halloween!"
>"Uh, what's warhammers LOL"
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>>67619977
NEAT!
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>>67617861
>tfw Floridian
So fucking proud and happy right now, we've given the God Emperor his biggest boost yet, he's two hundred up against lying Ted! We bucked that establishment shill Marco like nothing you ever seen, 46 to fucking 27!
As for you Ohio cvcks, you're an embarrassment to this movement.
The fire rises, brothers.
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>>67620298
He's be declared the people's champ by Dwayne Johnson.
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>>67620298
the election then goes to Bernie based on the rule of sympathy points
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>>67620376
The Demoshits need more delegates for a nomination.
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>>67620376
Ur dum
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i have no worries about missouri

if there was any question about whether or not Trump was going to win then they would have put the 'probable win' on Cruz and not Trump. They are just making us wait for the absentee ballots as a last hail mary before giving up.

it's in the bag
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>>67620215
Why are Jews always so unfortunate-looking? Like, beyond merely ugly, but looking like some sort of accident or joke?
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>>67620269
Real, American Jobs.

For real Americans.
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>>67620366
how would that work then , if one of the two candidates die during the generals ?
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>>67620321
Are you retarded
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>>67620387
It's shopped you idiot
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>>67620376
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD
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>>67620376

You're a fucking retard.
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>>67620376
but it doesn't matter in the final 1v1, i guess?
that's going to be an entirely fresh election, won't it?
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>>67620298
not technically, but dems would be scrambling and Trump would probably end up winning
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>>67620387
All the war hammer stuff is shopped fyi
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>>67619756
>getting riled up over copypasta
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>>67620376
>lelelelook atmeim such a fucking retard xd
-u
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>>67620376
Bruv...

We're not in the general election yet. Think about that for two seconds.
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Saw this on FB, shitter shattered taco peddlers
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sooooooooooooooo whats the deal with missouri?
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>>67620466

>What is making up fake ballots for Rato and magically giving him the win
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>>67620587
You are more than welcome to eat the real deal down here, Mexican restaurants on the states are complete shit.
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>>67620610
Jackson county need to release results of their last two precincts
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>>67620298
he would probably say she was low energy and a quitter.
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>>67620298
>Hillary dies mid debate.
>Unbelievable. Low energy!
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>>67620353
SoCal here, I have no idea

Republicans basically talk politics "hail hydra" style since there is so much liberal hipster bullshit in the air.

Im pretty sure Im one of the only Republicans in my classes at college. Im 24 y/o
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>>67620587

>wear a jacket over a trump shirt
>walk in and ask for a taco
>when they give it you unzip your jacket and reveal your trump shirt as you walk out
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>>67620389
SORRY I MEANT ENGLAND.

>>67620435
>Bernie then has a heart attack after Trump shows him pic related
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>>67620587
Mexican food is pure trash to begin with.
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>>67620491
anyone can run for president in a general
it's not like there are only two options, there are only two options that have a chance at winning
if their candidate dies, dems will just support a different candidate, most likely the second most popular one
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>>67620708
Kek
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>>67620494
First, most of his base are millenials, they already don't do much of anything and if their "leading" candidate isn't inin, they may feel their vote won't count anyhow.

Second, they are millenials.
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>>67620298
>Implying Hillary has a heart

She seriously creeps me out, dude, am I the only one who gets "nurse Ratched/Annie Wilkes" vibes from her?
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>>67620587
THEY'RE ALL FROM MY SHITTY CITY OF SAN ANTONIO, THE FAT FUCKS
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>>67620265
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>>67620265
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>>67620265
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>>67620265
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>>67620265
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>>67620265
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>>67620765

I've been convinced she's a robot covered in human skin like the terminators.
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>>67618660
>tfw commiefornian covered in impenetrable shield of Mexicans
your move ohio :^)
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>>67620228
>>67620361
>paid shills running out of ideas

implying that people want a brokered convention. most republicans are smart, they know that a brokered convention would mean a HRC presidency. They will go with the winner- they support the candidate most likely to beat Hillary- and that man is Donald Trump.

Ted Cruz just hasn't got the marbles.
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>>67620475
Probably inbreeding.
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>>67619519
Big iraqbro, big
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>>67620067
>liking fat broads
>liking 3d broads
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>>67620587
Illegal: cannot refuse customers based on age, sex, race, religion, or political views.

You can enforce a dress code for instance: no baggy jeans or doo rags. (keeps thugs out)

Or maybe: no red hats (keeps Trumpeters out)

Or: Attire must allow for visual inspection of weapons on your person (keeps the burkas out)
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>>67617861
Commie acquaintences are finally coming to terms with the fact that Bernie will NEVER EVER get in the White House and cuck USA up

Life is good
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>>67620587
Typical Liberalism.
>>
Check em for Fuhrer Teump
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>>67619054
Beautiful poetry there m80
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>>67620353
I was seeing a lot of Ben Carson support until he dropped out actually. Hillary/Bernie support is obvious on bumper stickers everywhere. Everyone I actually talk to supports Donald Trump though. My friends who vote, and my family members that actually vote are all in favor of Trump. I think Trump will take California. The more interesting CA contest will be between Bernie and Hillary imo.
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>>67620763
>http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/3/9/1498810/-Poll-showing-33-of-Bernie-voters-won-t-support-Hillary-in-GE-proves-she-is-stronger-against-Trump

Landslide when?
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>>67618497
underbutteredtoast.com
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>>67620067
SAUCE
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>>67621141
>Trump will take California

That's good to hear, because he's going to need those juicy delegates.
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>/pol/ hates liberals
>/pol/ hates NY
>Trump was born in NYC and lives in NYC
>Bernie was born in NYC
>Hilary lives in NY, was a NY senator, her campaign headquarters are in NYC

How does it feel /pol/ that the next president of the United States will have such a strong connection to the best city and the best state? It feels good /pol/.
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