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TRUMP GENERAL - RAFAEL'S LAST STAND EDITION


Thread replies: 374
Thread images: 149

Delegates Big Don: 640/Lyin’ Ted: 408 /JEEZ OH MAN: 138
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/

>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Vienna, OH 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xtYGBGHodA
>TH Hickory, NC 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cOlpRxtIB4
>TH Tampa, FL 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VVTbiEnXno
>Rally Boca Raton, FL 3/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK_HFb8tkUs
>Rally Cincinnati, OH 3/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_ed9WMDNE
>Rally Bloomington, IL 3/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4IzeBofs_c
>Rally Kansas City, MO 3/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owSn8IYQUks

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Fox & Friends 3/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yghXV1MV1w
>Trump on CNN about Chicago rally 3/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGFff6N0Bsg
>Trump on Hannity about Chicago rally Cancellation 3/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ9Dpm64Wo8

ENTERTAINMENT
>Cuffclinton.com
>Trump: Bernie supporters just want free lunch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_YPTo3NVPU
>RUBIO BREAKS DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zss4_d7pYM
>Trump loves Twitter & Jewbook: “DING DING DING”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QD3WTfhQmso
>Can’t Stump the Trump XX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFEdoenFEEs
>Trump Hawaii campaign volunteer almost moved to tears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL9cRznZDKY

>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
TRUMP TRAIN: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk

>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/u/MAGA2016
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
PREVIOUS:
>>67614670
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AWOOOOOVMENT
Unite under Trump's banner!
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If i support Trump do i get my own awoo to breed?
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>>67616047
HURRY UP!!
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TRUMP
HAS
WON
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>>67616047
WHAT
>HOW
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>>67616110
only if you marry her first
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ONLY GENERAL ELECTION AREAS WILL BE REPRESENTED

TOP PATRIOTS
1. South Carolina/Florida
3. Alabama
4. Mississippi
5. Hawaii
6. Tennessee
7. Georgia
8. New Hampshire
9. Massachussets
10. Nevada/Vermont
12. Louisiana
13. Michigan
14. Arkansas
15. Virginia/Kentucky

North Dakota (via straw poll)

Illinois (Pending # CONFIRMED PATRIOT)
North Carolina (Pending # CONFIRMED PATRIOT)
Missouri (Pending # CONFIRMED PATRIOT)

TOP TRAITORS
1. Washington D.C./Ohio
2. Wyoming
3. Minnesota
4. Kansas
5. Iowa
6. Texas
7. Oklahoma
8. Idaho
9. Maine
10. Alaska

STATES BY RAW DELEGATES FOR TRUMP (For you Texans and Floridians)
1. Florida
2. South Carolina
3. Texas
4. Georgia
5. Alabama
6. Tennessee
7. Michigan
8. Mississippi
9. Massachussets
10. Louisiana
11. Virginia/Kentucky
13. Arkansas
14. Nevada
15. Oklahoma
16. Idaho
17. New Hampshire/Alaska
19. Hawaii
20. Maine/Kansas
22. Vermont/Minnesota
24. Iowa
25. Wyoming (Still 1 Delegate Though!)
26. Washington D.C./Ohio
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THEY ARE RIGGING IT

RATO IS LITERALLY TRYING TO COMMIT VOTING FRAUD
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11th for Jeb!
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>>67616158
fuck off
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Fucking Missouri, call it so I can go to bed
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>>67616158
weak b8
you didn't even try
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rubap removed

Republican HQ in MO saying in two counties they found absentee ballots in the curz areas and need to count all the new cruz votes.
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I NEED TO SLEEP PISS FUCK DAMN SHIT
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AWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MOAR ENERGY
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>>67616158
>leaf

The real joke here is your PM
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Is Missouri some kind of retard capital or what?

CANDIDATE OFFICIAL SONGS

Donald J. Trump - future POTUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgIhGgrhQeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKzsktuqwyU

Jeb!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00bm8bbs_HE

Rafael "The Rat" Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmcEYVz4cqA

"Little" Marco Rubio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbDV-QnvJJc

John "Gee Wiz" Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yegThw_r7E

Chris "Krispy" Christie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8

Ben "Lights Out" Carson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM

Rand "Manlet" Paul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

Hillary "H is silent in Benghazi" Clinton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FvyGydc8no

Bernie "Comrade" Sanders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sxTbfeYdO0
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REPOSTING FROM LAST THREAD:
GUYS I JUST DID MATH AND THERE'S LITERALLY NO WAY TRUMP CAN LOSE AT THIS POINT.
>99.3% OF VOTES IN AT JACKSON COUNTY
>71975 TOTAL VOTES
>71975/.993 = 72080 TOTAL VOTES ONCE 100% OF VOTES ARE IN
>72080*0.007=505 VOTES NOT ACCOUNTED FOR

CRUZ NEEDS OVER 2000 VOTES TO WIN AND HE'LL ONLY BE ABLE TO GET 505 IF EVERY VOTE LEFT IS FOR HIM.

WE DID IT DO NOT PANIC.
>WE DID IT DO NOT PANIC.
WE DID IT DO NOT PANIC.
>WE DID IT DO NOT PANIC.
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POL
GIVE ME SOME TRUMP GIRLS TO FAP TO
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCUe7UyA_Ec

DANCE PARTY FOR MISSOURI
SEND ALL ENERGY
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>>67616158
Burn you fucking shill GTFO
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>>67616195
deal
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so seriously, i can't go to bed now. i'll wake up and it'll be back to 65% results in, or some shit
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CMON MISSOURI, DON'T LET RATO STEAL YOU AWAY FROM US
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>>67616158
low quality b8, m8
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>>67616158
you just switched their votes you cunt
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THEY'RE FUCKING RIGGING IT RIGHT NOW! FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCKK
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Post on his twitter now! Complain about it being rigged!

We need to show him support now!!!!!
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Post yfw MO hasn't been called yet
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The centipede has gotten so big. I've needed to decrease the size of the text. MAGA!
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What do you think Donald is doing now?
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What do you anons know about pic related?
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>>67616110
Yes. What part of "I will make anime real. Every weeb and non-weeb will get their own." Do you not understand?
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>>67616158
the corruption in politics destroying our humanity is taking its toll, they are pulling out all the stops to prevent the god emperor from claiming power.
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>>67616158
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Just stop replying. They're feeding off your reactions.
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>>67616047
Got a new article, it's just a short one with an exit poll and the final results
http://ebolachan.net/blogs/view/Campaign%20Trail%2016/5
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EMERGENCY

***EMERGENCY***

EMERGENCY

***EMERGENCY***


Guys this is an EMERGENCY, less than 60% of Republicans in the states voting tonight said they would vote for Trump over Hillary Clinton! Almost 40% said they would vote for a third party candidate!

Gee whiz!

Guys, I used to support Trump, but now that he's lost Ohio and almost lost Missouri to Ted Cruz it seems like the only candidate who can unite the party and win at the convention is Governor John Kasich.

Trump is insulting to women and war heroes like John McCain! He's alienating the Hispanic and Muslim voters the Republican needs to make a new base going forward.

We need to beat Hillary Clinton, no matter the cost, so I'm proud to announce I've gone Kookoo for Kasich!

We need free trade! It makes us all better off. :^)

Come on and let's all be Republicans again this Trump stuff is crazy! Who's up for some Reagan trivia?
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>>67616158
Excuse me, I have a copyright on that troll image. You owe me $50,000 USD for reposting it without my permission.
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>>67616203
But you see! Trump has dropped out of the race! You need only cast your ballot for me!
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>>67616158
You've been going at this for like two hours..
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>>67616158
Leave it to the strayans canacuck

they atleast put effort
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>mfw Ted sweeps remaining states
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>>67616329
Sleeping, probably.
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Total delegates for today according to Green Papers. Some delegates undistributed still

Trump - Won 232
Cruz - Won 46
Kasich - Won 66

States won by Trump:

Mariana Islands
Florida
Illinois
Missouri
North Carolina
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>>67616256
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>>67616250
based anon comin in hot with the math everyone is overlooking
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>>67616047
Why is Kasich still running? He would need to win almost every last delegate in order to win.
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THE FIX IS IN FUCK YOU RAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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does anyone what Carl Icahn's views on Israel are ?
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>>67616329
Melania
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What exactly happens during brokered convention?
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IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
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fuck this I'm going to bed
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PAINT IT RED BIG DON
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Reddit tears are delicious, please keep shitposting up the board so I can laugh
Fuck off and never return you commie kike
#FailToBern
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Trump will make anime illegal.
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>>67616324
This is the dumbest Reddit shit

Centipedes are disgusting
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Mfw my husband girlfriend voted Kasich.
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Yeah fuck this jewish tricks going to bed. Hopefully this shit has cleared up in Trump's favor when I wake up
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>>67616047
Cheesecake for trump
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>>67616236
too much energy!
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>>67616408
>what
old b8
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>>67616110
>you will never awoo
why live
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>>67616256
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>>67616408
fake and gay
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how are we on delegate counts? are we still good to not get jewed over?
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CNN UPDATE
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>>67616408
BULLSHIT
FUCKING RIGGED
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>>67616329
SLEEPING HOPEFULLY!
I AM CONCERNED THAT HE DOESN'T SLEEP ENOUGH
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>>67616110
thats the sweetest thing i've seen all night!
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>dat close Missouri poll
/pol/, helped me convince my aunt to vote for trump! You glorious faggots made a difference!
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>>67616408
Stop reposting b8 that has already been rebuttled you massive cuck
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Trump one every single country that borders Pennsylvania.

That's good news.
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>>67616408
Fake.
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>>67616408
stop trolling
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>>67616408
ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL ME AGAIN DONARUDO-KUN
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What's happening everywhere i check it's still Trump leading.
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Alright I'm sick of this.

You cunts DARED to ignore TWO of my vocaroos in BOTH of the last TWO threads.

now none of you will EVER EVER EVER get another vocaroo out of me. you've blown it
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10MINS LEFFFTTTT!
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>>67616412
LOW ENERGY
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>SAVE THIS SHIT AND POST IT WHEN SHILLS START SHILLING.
SAVE THIS SHIT AND POST IT WHEN SHILLS START SHILLING.
>SAVE THIS SHIT AND POST IT WHEN SHILLS START SHILLING.
SAVE THIS SHIT AND POST IT WHEN SHILLS START SHILLING.
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>>67616408
This fake was posted last thread. Give it up.
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>>67616444
Checked for cheesecake.

Where do I find cheesecake like that?
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>>67616408
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>>67616321
Thought this was Chris-chan
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i need some sleep

goodnight everyone
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WHY

IS

THIS

STILL

FUCKING

GOING

ON?
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>>67616432
WRONG.
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>>67616438

>husband girlfriend
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>>67616329
Donald is up

I tweeted him that they were doing the recount and he deleted that tweet shortly thereafter, I'd say he's monitoring and making phonecalls to make sure he has someone there watching
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>>67616528
Link them and I'll respond to each one
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>>67616422
DUBS HAVE CONFIRMED BERNOUTS HAVE BERN'D OUT.
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>>67616329
He can't sleep clearly, he just tweeted 15 mins ago.
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Sorry for the wait for some of you guys waiting on these hats. There were a lot of high energy threads and it was hard doing them while keeping track of the threads. Sorry if I could not do your request tonight.
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>>67616196
Glad to hear the God-Emperor won my state (Missouri). MAGA TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!
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>NO RESULT UNTIL TOMORROW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>67616528
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>>67616408
>filename
Are you even trying?
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GODDAMMIT JACKSON COUNTY

GODDAMN ABSANTEE BALLOTS
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>>67616528
post youre vocaroos faggt

heres a (you)
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>>67616110
>Fertile soil
>Fertile woman
It's pottery.
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Where the fuck can I watch a live stream?!?!?! I don't have cable!!!!
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>>67616387

He wants to steal delegates from Trump, so they can try to fuck over Trump at the convention.

Kasich does better in some of the states where Cruz does poorly. They'll probably try to split up.
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>>67616557
Missouri sets the record for people bad at counting votes.
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>absentee ballots
Found the trick
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>staying up til 5.50am to see no tick

feelsbadman
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>>67616514
>one
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>>67616557
>OY VEY MR. GOLDBERG HOW DO WE PUT IN THE FIX?
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>>67616528
Don't be upset anon.

These threads are just really fast.
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What did he mean by this?
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>>67616412
WAKE UP WAKE UP
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>>67616577
OH MY
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How many delegates did Trump win tonight?
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>>67616622
http://www.hulkusc.com/cnn-news-live-streaming/
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>>67616432
Maybe for niggers like you who would abuse their waifus.
Trump is a no-nonsense candidate.
He will make this country a weeb's paradise.
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IT'S INTERESTING HOW BOTH THE GOP AND DEM RACES IN MISSOURI HAVE ENDED UP SUPER CLOSE
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>>67616492
he only gets like 4 hours a night. and loves well done steak.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/16/us/politics/donald-trump-butler-mar-a-lago.html
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CAN ANYBODY IF MISSOURI IS WINNER TAKE ALL

ANYBODY AT ALL
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>>67616587
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Man, I don't know how much longer I can stay awake... Much longer and I will turn into Ben Carson.
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>>67616528
>>>/soc/
We don't give a fuck there's more relevant things right now.
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>>67616479
So no change? It actually looks like Trump's lead has grown
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>>67616479
SUUUUUUUUURGE!!!!!!
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>>67616438
>husband girlfriend
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>>67616196
>Number 1 TOP PATRIOT
CAPTCHA: select Palm Trees
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>>67616634
Agreed, wish they'd fucking call it so I can go to sleep
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>>67616577
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>>67616577
>77
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>>67616662

HES BACK
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>>67616577
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>>67616577
Harsh.
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>>67616577
Checked
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ITS STILL GOING!!!!!
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>>67616554
sleep tight docter
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"We need to recount and see if Trump really won" says increasingly nervous Rat for the 27th time after the Missouri election
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>>67616662
JEB IS SURGING
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Don't let us down Missouri
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>>67616662
THAT'S IT!
I AM INVESTIGATING THIS!
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WHAT
>HOW
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>>67616359
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>>67616662
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>>67616690
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>>67616662
>Still posting fakes
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>>67616047

Daily reminder that the GOP cucks are drafting Rmoney RIGHT NOW to deny delegates to Trump so they get a brokered convention. You heard it here first.
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It's past my bedtime.
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ahhahaahh

HAHAAHHAAH
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>>67616715
>>67616716
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>>67616359
He looks like a baked potato that went to Supercuts
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>>67616567
Well forgive me for thinking he'd be doing something productive, he's just shitposting about megyn kelly

>doland pls
>>
Big Mess

https://ballotpedia.org/Recount_laws_in_Missouri

A candidate who loses by less than 1% of the total votes cast has the right to seek a recount.
>>
>>67616715
>>67616716
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>
Donald is still tweeting

he's probably in this thread right now
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>>67616662
>It has more votes than all of the other candidates combined for the entire state!
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>>67616387
It's all going according to his plan. Since the beginning he's been banking on winning Ohio so that he can get a foothold in a brokered convention and kikes can give him the nomination over Trump.

Kasich is a complete and utter fucking piece of shit.
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>>67616337
Then i will make a danish branch of awoo with all the new kids that will be coming
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>>67616747
JEBS DED
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>>67616688
No, it's not.

Also, checked.
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>>67616577
AT LAST
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Everybody needs to kill 1 Missourian who voted Cruz.
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>>67616662
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>>67616662
The mockery ends now
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>>67616359
Kasich's Clan here.
>golly gee, can you believe these dubs
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>>67616407
Delegates vote for whoever they want so it doesn't matter if Trump had the most if he doesn't reach 1237. The GOP will forcibly nominate Cruz.
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>>67616436
Fuck yo-
>Stralya
Ah, carry on.
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>>67616463
Source?
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Can my Smash 4 main get a MAGA?
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A recount? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Any other candidate and it woulda been called 2 hours ago, fuck you CNN!
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>>67616715
>>67616716
HIROSHIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
THEY HAVE STOPPED COUNTING?
I AM BARELY EVEN LISTENING TO CNN ANYMORE
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>>67616715
>>67616716
kek
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>>67616776
Slow and steady wins the race
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>>67616776
Slow and steady.
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>>67616716
>>67616715
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>>67616256

>hyped for necrodancer because I like quirky roguelikes

>find out they hired Sarkeesian as a consultant, and one of the characters is genderqueer

REEEEEEEEEE!
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>>67616684
we are the swingest of states
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>>67616572
>>67616614

one of them 404d
>>67615088
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>>67616747
TOP
FUCKING
KEK
>>
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
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>>67616776
Jeb! with an amazing comeback
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>>67616329

Sleeping. He's on 7am on New Day.
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>>67616544
Homemade bud, all the way down to the blackberry glaze. We're a crafty bunch.
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>>67616131
Not sure if you're here Anon but if you are then ty. Rare MAGA posting now
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>>67616688
No

12 delegates to the winner, 5 delegates for the winner of each congressional district
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>>67616715
>>67616716
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>>67616203
Local papers calling it for Trump.
http://www.news-leader.com/story/news/2016/03/15/live-blog-missouri-presidential-primary-donald-trump-rubio-cruz-kasich-bernie-sanders-hillary-clinton-springfield/81761250/

http://www.stltoday.com/news/national/govt-and-politics/recounts-possible-in-both-of-missouri-s-presidential-primaries/article_f5156665-b874-51a0-afde-36cef52dee47.html
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Holy fuck

From CNN

>They're done counting tonight
>Waiting for tomorrow to continue
>If less than 1% lead, any candidate can call for recount (inevitable)

>mfw
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>>67616806
He can't sleep either.

Fucking Ohio. Why? We could have had a clean sweep. They fucking ruined it.
>>
Guys I just woke up
What happened
Did we win
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Tonight was a good night.
Trump winning and bernouts losing every state was worth losing sleep to witness.
May Kek bless you all.
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>>67616817
Phew. So what's at stake, a single delegate or something? Or is it just for bragging rights at this point?
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>>67616387
He's still running for several reasons:

1. He hopes that Trump won't be able to reach 1237 delegates and clinch the nomination.

2. The longer he stays in, the more donations he gets, and thanks to the Citizens United ruling by the Supreme Court, he gets to keep all the money even if he suspends his campaign.

3. He wants an interesting story to tell after its all said and done so he can write a book and make tons of money from the book deals.

4. He wants publicity for future political campaigns.

Now fucking MAGA with us you cuck!!
>>
Reminder that it was Rubio who pushed for Florida to be Winner Take All last year
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>>67616789
stay snug smug
>>
>>67616614
>>67616605
>>67616572
I found one, it's shitty enough that I'm not looking for others.

Please send me bitcoins as payment

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uURNyd010h
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>>67616776
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>>67616715
YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE
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did i hear correct that Yeb might be making a reappearance at the convention? that'd be amazing if true. I seriously miss that guy.
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>>67616776
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>>67616776
SLOW AND STEADY.

YEB WILL MAKE YOU ALL PAY
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>>67616324
start filling out the bottom legs
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>>67616158
Jewish vote counters
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>>67616939
Basically Missouri is going to be a clusterfuck for the next week
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>>67616577
>>67616668
>>67616715
>>67616716
>>67616723
>>67616727
>>67616734
>>67616821
WHAT A DAY WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!
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>>67616803
Who?
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>>67616715
>>67616716
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>>67616688
No, it is not winner take all. It is divided among the winners, with #1 taking 12+extra.
http://www.semissourian.com/story/2286189.html
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HES BACK AND HE HAS ALL THE VOTES
>>
KEK
people are doing the math

Sanders needs to win EVERY REMAINING STATE by like 10% or he's FINISHED
>>
>>67616939

>FUCKING WAITING FOR TOMORROW
>>
BUTTHURT BERNIE POLL WORKER PULLED A GUN AND WAS CARRYING WEED IN CLEVELAND, WAS NOT ARRESTED
http://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2016/03/cleveland_poll_worker_pulls_ou.html

TWEET THIS TO TRUMP
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>>67616793
The Redditors are gonna get so pumped up
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>>67616862
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9ac_1435420523
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>>67616715
JUST

WAKE

ME

UP
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>>67616962
PREPARE YOURSELF! THE RECOUNTS ARE COMING
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>>67616915
i altered it slightly
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>CNN talking about recounts, absentee votes, blablabla, nothing is certain till Friday

Fucking hell, turn in for bed guys.
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>>67616577
#BernedOut
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MEME AS HARD AS YOU CAN TO WIN THE RECOUNT!
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>>67616781
That is it for the hats requests.
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>>67616915
>>
>all those ballots are going to be kept in a "safe place" for 3 days

they're going to screw us, aren't they
>>
>>67616968
No it's fucking 90% of them. Winner-takes-most

100 votes is the difference between 50 and 5 delegates
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>>67616614
That is adorable
I want a loli
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>>67616892
You should yell JUST like another anon did.
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>>67617022
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>RATO RIGGING THE MISSOURI VOTE

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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>>67616806
He's probably pissed about Ohio fucking everything up
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>>67617056
a liberal with a gun? wut
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>>67616968
ALL of the delegates are at stake in Missouri because its a winner-take-all state. Not just one state, simple-minded friend.
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>>67616954
>>67616905

Trump only sleeps 4 hours a night.
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donald trump is setting up conflict with megyn and fox to not go to the next debate

this guy is a grand wizard chess player
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>>67616715
>>67616716
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>>67617046
fug
that's it then he's dead he's just running because why not he'll probably die next year anyway i'd do it too its either rthat or sit at home watching the weather channel till I die by slipping in the shower
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>>67617096
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HAS RATO HAD HIS "VICTORY" RALLY YET?
>>
>>67616047
everyone. i have some bad news.. look at this:

https://www.sbstatesman.com/2016/02/23/political-science-professor-forecasts-trump-as-general-election-winner/

guys.... this is bad. 97% - 99% chance of a trump presidency?

that's a 1% - 3% chance of failure... i.. i just can't do this anymore.

i've been a trump supporter since june of last year, when he took that escalator ride to make the announcement.. but this is just.. t.. too much.

i just can't take the risk. i'm s-so sorry, but... this is the end. i wish it wasn't, but... but i just knew it was too good to be.. true. this is the end of donald trump's campaign.

i used to be a trump supporter, but after this... it looks like i'm gonna have to s... start shillin' for... hill.

i'm now r-r-re-ready for.. hilla.. ry.....
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I SUMMON CANT STUMP THE TRUMP

XXI WHEN?
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>>67616939
If there's a recount and they don't get the exact same numbers as tonight it's a slap in the face to all Americans and the democratic process.
>>
>>67616968
About 30 delegates to Cruz or Trump if either wins then the remaining delegates are awarded based on districts won within the state. Trump will either get about 45 if he wins or 25 or so if he loses.
>>
>>67617116
Yep. They'll have a recount and 2000 extra votes will be found for Cruz.
>>
>>67617102
Yo do you have the template? I'll make some Leafbro
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>>67616662
jeb bush needs his own sitcom. it would be like a funny version of everybody loves raymond
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>>67617130
KEK IS WITH US HERE IN THIS THREAD.
>>
Didn't win a single state tonight, guess I'm a Cruz Missile
>>
>>67617204
this is beginning to get funny
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Good night little Marco
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>>67617168
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/15/report-donald-trump-may-skip-utah-debate-for-pro-israel-aipac-conference/
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>>67617004
Was thinking that. But meh. IMO. It would look to tacky to try and stuff them all at the bottom. Idk tough. I'll probably end up doing it the more states we pick up at this point.
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>>67617022
HOW
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>>67617022
>22
neat
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>>67617108
>>
SO I GUESS THAT'S IT FOR TONIGHT
>>
>>67616662
Jeb Bush is a ballot courier now?
>>
>>67617168
yeah I'm actually really hoping
he doesn't go to any debates at all after this
its TrumpTime now
every thing is by his schedule
the news is against him so fuck them
trump is winning this by rallies and twitter
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>>67617150
Wrong. You get a majority then the remaining are distributed based on percentage of districts won.
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>>67617233
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>>67616892
You did very well, thank you. It's hard to find words to describe the immense number of different emotions you have conveyed in just that one second. It's a mix of pity, glee, but also genuine compassion. Again, thank you.
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>>67617214
You know there will be bro.

>pic related
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>>67616407
The delegates keep voting until someone has enough delegates to be declared the victor. During the first round, delegates are bound to a candidate if their candidate is still in the race. After the first round of voting, delegates are not bound to any candidate, so they can be convinced to vote for someone else.

The tricky part for the first round is wooing the delegates who are bound to a dropped candidate.
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>>67617222
I admonish those trips on Trump's behalf.
>>
>>67617168

Michelle Fields and her palls were tweeting that Trump's earlier post on this was sexist
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>>67617267
how what?
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>>67616939


PSA:

THEY'RE DONE COUNTING FOR NOW.

THEY WILL CONTINUE LATER TODAY.

ABSENTEE BALLOTS FUCKED US UP.

THEY WILL ALSO DO A STATEWIDE RE-ANALYSIS TOMORROW FOR MORE ACCURATE RESULTS.

IF EITHER WIN, THE OTHER GUY CAN ASK FOR A RECOUNT.


GO TO SLEEP IF YOU HAVE TO
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Does anyone have the pictures of black trump anon with the MAGA hat?
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>>67617056
Doesnt say anything about sanders
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>>67616158
STAND STRONG CONFEDERATES OF MISSOURI

https://youtu.be/-ot7amDyqbY

>Come all you that hold true communion with southern Confederates bold,
> I will tell you of some men who for the Union in the northern ranks were enrolled;
> Who came to Missouri in their glory, and thought by their power we'd be dismayed;
> But we soon made them tell a different story when they met with Kelly's Irish Brigade.

Happy early St. Patrick's day, /pol/
>>
>>67617214
Remember the hanging chads that got Bush elected.
>>
>>67617204
based
>>
>tfw you play 1 game of wizard poker and you're 5 threads behind

God damn this shit is moving fast.
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>>67617283
>>
did anyone catch Cruz during his speech

he said he had won 9 times against Trump

he's only won 8. it's almost as though he knew a 9th win would come from nowhere.......
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>>67617365
>>
>>67616892
>>67616528
autism?
>>
>>67617168
Crazy Megyn is a good nickname. She should feel proud.
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>>67617259
Smart move. Fox debates are pure setups to attack Trump.
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put a hat on this gril
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>>67617361
GOOD NIGHT /pol/ FUCK RATO
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>>67616387

Kasich is a worm. His act has grown stale and him running for president is a fucking joke.
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WHO HERE /JEB 2016/?
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>>67616776
THE GUAC MERCHANT HAS RETURNED.
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>>67617204
This was funny..once.
>>
>>67617022
Welcome our next president of the United States
Jeb Bush
>>
>>67616969
How has nobody made an Attack on Titan, trump wall meme?
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>>67617392
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Was there a recount or what??
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WHY DID TRUMP DELETE HIS THANK YOU MISSOURI TWEET?
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>>67616401
anyone?
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Are they seriously doing a recount? Are these losers that butthurt?
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>>67617259
[hand wringing intensifies]
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>>67617405
Fucking ratto up to his tricks again.`
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Here is a rare hat template.
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>>67617433
SAVAGE
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IM GOING TO DO IT UNLESS I TALK TO A REAL HUMAN BEING.

(402) 813-8869
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>>67617374
SOURCE OR GTFO
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>>67617204
Remember impeachment exists, but you probably can't impeach criminal Hilary. Even if she were to make "fun camps" for people like you.
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>>67617241
Holy shit I remember that fucking game. Nice!
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>>67616939
Rato can't win anything without cheating.
Trump got dis tho, pretty sure.
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>>67617433
BUT HE DIDN'T MAKE IT OVER THE HUMP YOU FUCKING KEKS, YOU LOST
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>>67617470
theres a couple out there they haven't been posted in over half a year though
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>>67617486
Isn't he pro-neutrality?
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>>67617307
More like you're wrong, friendo. Missouri is winner-take-all. It's not winner-take-all mixed with proportional (like Pennsylvania, for example). If you win the state, you get everything (like Florida, Ohio and South Carolina for example).
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So, which of them did Trump win? 37(with 15 from the win) delegates seem a bit to little to me.
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>>67617515
Bernie supporter or trump supporter?
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>>67617483

BECAUSE THE FUCKING NIGGERS ARE DOING A """""""""""""""""""""""""""RECOUNT""""""""""""""""""""""".
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>>67617470
there are a few floating around

one of them has sanders as CT which is weird af, although I guess he's kinda bert-like
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>>67617515
go to bed marco
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>>67616968
ingore >>67617118
>>67617150
>>67617218
Missouri is a Winner-Take-Most state. The state winner gets 12 delegates. The remaining 42 are divided up based on how you won the congressional districts. Cruz only won 10 in 2 congressional districts. If he by some miracle or recount bullshit pulls out the state win, you'll only see 12 more delegates go his way with the rest going to trump.
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>>67617478
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>>67617164
This actually isn't that unusual for men his age
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>>67617599
FUCKING KIKES
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>>67617433
i'm going to have you banned for that!
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>>67617552
Shitty. I feel like it could make for some great OC, senpai.
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>>67617515
How do you know the callers aren't just martians pretending to be humans?

By the way you can't suicide/kill someone now. Trump needs you. We need you. Stay with us, friend.
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>>67617443
чтo дyмaют Poccии o Tpюмпe
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>>67617580
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>>67617557
i have no idea.I did a quick Google search but nothing came up.
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anonamooz demands Cruz drop out

https://youtu.be/vwwozi1qVJQ
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>>67617622
remaining 40, sorry. its 2 am here
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>>67617470
That's because any effort to smash even one brick in the Great Wall of Trump would result in the foe being destroyed and his body used to replace the brick that he was responsible for damaging.
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>>67617536
I'm trying to force Peeves on everybody. It's a secret.
FLIPENDO FLIPENDO FLIPENDO
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>>67617634
this, my grandad used to go to bed at 2-3am and wake up at 7 pretty much every day.
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>>67617515
Don't worry Amber, we're all gonna make it
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>>67617628
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they are done counting votes for the night, with no decision...
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>>67617634
Yes it is. Old people are always fucking sleeping. You realize he'll be 70 by the time he's sworn in, right?
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>>67617580

This should give you some clues.
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CNN SAYS THEY'RE DONE COUNTING FOR THE NIGHT. RESULTS WILL COME WHO KNOWS WHEN.

THEY WILL NOT CALL A WINNER TONIGHT. EVERYBODY PACK IT IN. YOU CAN SLEEP.
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>>67617767
what website is this funny cruz sprite
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>>67616250
it is down to 99% senpai. see jewgle

Cruz 2016
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>>67617433
>4u.png
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>>67617665
>>>/f/3042412
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>>67616936
>With all precincts reporting, Republican Donald Trump defeated Ted Cruz by less than one-half of 1 percent, or 1,636 votes, according to the Missouri secretary of state’s office.

k i'm fucking done
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>>67617515
Sorry m8 im fresh out of beings

got plenty of beans tho
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>>67617744
One more after this. I don't want to kill the value on all of my rare MAGAs :^)
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>>67617761
we take lotsa naps

can't sleep for 8 hours without having to get up and piss

fuckin old age
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>>67617702
Is this for real?
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>>67617813
PROOF?
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>>67617767
>after the protests he still won Chicago
Unstumpable
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JUST
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>>67617678
ИMХO зa и зaпyтинцы, и либepaлы. Oн идeaлeн для вceх.
I think he'll be ideal for Putinshills AND for liberals. 10/10 would vote.
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>>67617761
>Old people are always fucking sleeping.
False information. The older you get, the less sleep you need unless you have dementia.
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>done counting for the night
>I stayed up this late for no reason
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>>67617821
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/mar/15/florida-illinois-missouri-north-carolina-ohio-live-results-primary-caucuses
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>>67617813
It's not done, News is on for 24 hours.
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NEW THREAD
>>67617861
NEW THREAD
>>67617861
NEW THREAD
>>67617861
NEW THREAD
>>67617861
NEW THREAD
>>67617861
NEW THREAD
>>67617861
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>>67617869
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>>67617927
thx
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>>67616158
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>>67617893
Heт
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They said they'll announce when they wake up but when is that?
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>>67617560
Oh. My mistake.
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>>67617920
Then every old person I've ever met has dementia, especially men.
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>>67617877
How old are you anon?
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>3,039/3,041 precincts (99.9%) reporting
>lol we're done counting for the night

You fucking cunts..
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>>67617893
>ИMХO
Based. Cпacибo пoжaлyйcтa.
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>>67617889
if anything they helped him
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>>67617881
any 14 year old can buy a face fedora and download a voice changer in order to claim they are a leader of the scary internet hackers
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>>67617889
>after the protests Bernie still lost chicago
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>>67616662
Made me check / 8
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>>67618067

Translation: The fix is in, while everyone goes "home for the night" Cruz people will sneak in with fake ballots.
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>>67617622
Gotcha. So at worst Trump gets 30 and at best 42.
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>>67617920
What? Old people are in bed by 10pm. They tend to get up earlier though.
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>>67617702
Too funny
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>>67616802
Yeah, for ELECTIONS, not NOMINATING CONTESTS.
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HOLD IT RATO!!!
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>>67616793
Haven't they been saying this shit since Super Tuesday?
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>>67617713
That's kinda the wall in Titan since huge titans the size of Bertholdt in his Titan form stand inside the walls and secrete hardened shit which creates the walls.
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My county is a traitor
somebody nuke us
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