What are the words you speak as you cement this moment into the history of mankind?
I don't see any Indians
>>67561672
Where the good pussy at.
MAGA
"Honoka is the best idol"
>>67561672
USA!
USA!
USA!
>>67561672
Anime is fucking trash
NO NIGGERS OR MUDSLIMES ALLOWED!
>>67561672
"Not a single kike on this entire planet and it still sucks. Damn"
"Get cucked putin"
Ayy lmao
>>67561672
A Big Mac menu please and super size it, Pedro!
OOGA BOOGA BIXNOOD MUHDICK MUHFUGGA
Finally a world without niggers
>>67561672
I'd found the 4th reich and pull out the crown for the investiture of Mars that the pope coronated me with and maekt he first law Christian's only.
>>67561672
"OH SHIT, WHATS THAT OVER THERE"
I must unite the Germanic peoples under one flag.
"I'm definitely going to be the first person to cum on this planet."
Would smile on my deathbed.
>>67561672
White pride, galaxy wide.
>>67561672
where da lil green women at.
"Another desert shit hole conquered by america."
>>67561672
"Which way do I point to pray to Mecca?"
t. bongistanian
>>67561672
WE WUZ MARTIANS AND SHIET
>>67561672
Like this if you cry tears of privilege.
"I did this for you, Godzilla."
>>67561672
"check em"
>>67561672
i claim this red rock to be mine, homeland of the germanic ubermench
>>67561672
I hope there's no niggers here.
ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PEACE ALLAHU AKBAR
and then i blow myself up, killing my fellow astronauts in the name of tolerance
>>67561672
"Gas the kikes, race war now"
"If Allah is so great, why could I bring this mohammed caricature to mars with me? I'm just gonna leave it right here, come and get it if you can mudshits."
>>67562433
nice.jpg
On this day 1st of January 2020 I hereby claim this land to the Empire of mankind under the one true God emperor trump. Ahead of schedule and under budget.
>>67561672
BUILD STREETS
10 FEET WIDER
>QUAIDD!!!!!!!!!
Then choke and die while my eyeballs bulge out of my skull.
TAKBIRRR!!!!
>>67562415
I wish I had this one.
WE WUZ KANGZ
>>67561672
Fuck off, we're full.
>>67562433
Witnessed
>>67562433
>>67562555
Very nice.
>>67562567
Designated?
>>67562433
Wow mate!
Something about mankind taking the next step and continuing our conquest of the galaxy beyond the light of Sol
>>67562433
bub dubs scrub my fub
ALLAHU AKBAR
>>67561672
Once we build that base im having a nice long jerking session to traps
>>67561848
fpbp /thread
Proclaim the white kingdom of new Jerusalem
>>67561672
NIGGER NIGGER CHICKEN LICKER
"This one is for the USA and hitler did nothing wrong."
my nose itches
>>67562433 (Checked)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67561672
There is no God but Allah and Kirino is his prophet
>>67561672
"I am pirate!"
>>67561672
Build
Space
Wall
>>67562460
>
>>67562528
>>67562574
>>67562778
>>67563095
"Seriously though, which way do we point to pray here?"
"pol/ was right"
>>67561672
"Ze inhabitants don't haf papers. Zey are JEWS!"
I'd give a shout out to that bitch who dumped me in college.
WHOS LAUGHING NOW SARAH?? IM ON MARS YOU STUPID CUNT, CAN JAMAL SAY THAT/? DIDNT THINK SO, ENJOY THE CHLAMYDIA
"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for DEEZ NUTS"
>>67561672
>"The majority of banks and media are controlled by Jews. Negros have lower IQs and commit more crime, even when accounting for income and community."
Redpill the entire world at the same fucking time with one global broadcast.
I wonder though, would I get fired as soon as I got home?
Also, that'd be dangerous, because if the ship blew up on the way back, it'd make a lot of people religious and the smug from the liberals in California would blot out the sun over the entire Western hemisphere.
>>67561672
No kikes on this planet :)
Hitler, Ihr habt doch gesiegt!
>>67561848
> My sides
>>67561672
Hail Kek
Why would I speak when the first sound made by a human could be my clapping muffled by a space suit?
We shall build concentration camps here.
Praise kek.
![owx8O1K[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DbyUON1.jpg "owx8O1K[1].jpg")
>>67561672
ayy lmao
Fuck Mars
Welcome alien rapefugees
>>67561672
Zeig Zeon
I'd have written in a small paper to show the world on live television: "Puto el que lo lea".
>>67561672
CANNON BALL!!!
"We shall make a shining sea on this land of the free"
>>67562433
>>67562433
We got to Mars! Almost getting tired of winning...
WE WILL BE CONQUERERS
>>67561672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx_a_10HVOo
>man
it will probably be a woman or otherkin.
And probably not white, either.
>>67563478
hahaha that would be amazing
>>67561672
proclaim thee the sovereign territory of The Mormon Faith.
"Dibs."
>>67561672
PUSSY MY FUCKNIGGER ASS-BOY GONDOLA! SUCK MY OLYMPUS MONS, AND FUCK EARTH! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
>>67564579
Definitely going to be a woman, NASA said they're doing it for equality and all that
Hopefully Russia beats you this time
>>67561672
>"The moon landings were faaaaake."
>>67562433
Checked
>>67562979
>>67561672
Praise Allah
>>67561672
"AyyLmao"
>>67561672
SKYKING
>>67564864
Man are you gonna look good when you say you went to the moon, while standing on mars.
>>67561672
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
>>67561672
that's one small step for man
one giant leap for "das it mane"
>>67561672
"Jet fuel cannot melt steel beams."
"....pshhh....nothing.....personel....neil......"
>>67563478
It's a one-way trip, you better up the power level.
>yfw the first Mars City is named Armstrong city
>
SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED
>>67561672
Rosebud...
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>67561672
Maaaaaatt Daaaaaamon
Time isn't real.
>>67561672
o kurwa
WHERE THE XENOMORPH AT
>>67562433
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>step on foreign planet
>talk your own language instead of learning the local one
You're all so respectless. My first words would of course be:
Ayy lamo
fuck its hot and I can't brea-
>>67561672
Hell, It's about time.
>>67561672
I hereby declare Mars as my empire, whites and honorary whites welcome.
>>67562153
This is what I was thinking. One small step for man, one giant leap for dank memes.
>>67561672
"Oh wow, the sky is blue here too? That's strange because NASA's photos of Mars that were released to the public and published in textbooks show its sky to be brown. I've been bamboozled!"
>>67566915
>hot
>on Mars
are you retarded?
I've answered this in a thread before:
"Mankind takes another step towards destiny."
It pays homage to Neil's first words.
>>67561672
First Step for Man
First Piss for Country
First man to never get laid on Mars
>>67567129
"Mankind takes another steps towards the stars."
>>67561672
"Hitler did nothing wrong."
>>67567066
If his suit were to depressurize, his blood would boil and he'd feel hot.
>>67566915
>hot
top bong
o
p
b
o
n
g
>>67567129
gay
>>67567171
How about this lads
>>67567171
>>67567324
"Mankind takes another step towards the Heavens."
Would atheists ever recover?
FITZGERALD KILLED MY SON
>anti-racist is codeword for anti-White
Would be a laff.
>>67561672
DEUS VULT
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>67561672
Dude space burgers and Mars Hashish lmao
>>67567066
I see where you're coming from, but this time use your imagination and realise that Mars can have warm temperatures in summer. I'll aid you also by hypothesising that being in a space-suit would be quite hot. Also, humans require oxygen to live, when I remove my spacesuit because it is too hot, well...
>>67561672
Finally I'm FREE FROM THOSE GODDAMN NIGGERS.
>>67567028
The sky is blue at sunset
kanker
>>67567583
REVENGE! FITZGERALD KILLED MY SON MY SON!
I claim this planet in the name of the emperor!
>OH SHIT WE AREN'T ALONE
>scream for awhile then turn off the radio
>>67561672
"One more step closer to the stars."
ALL FIVE STATES
>>67561672
>What are the first words you speak
"No jews? No niggers? No moozlims? I like it!"
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
*clap hands and cheering*
>“As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts.” -
Herman Melville
Probably this.
>>67569983
>Is this your flag on Mars, yurocucks? Didn't think so.
>>67561672
Blast this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNhO9Sw_OjQ
we should build a refugeecenter here
>>67561848
POO
>>67563842
good thing i brought this shotgun
HULKAMANIS'S RUNNING WILD ON MARS BROTHER
>>67561672
BUILD A WALL, GLEEBLARK!
White pride galaxy wide
>>67570558
Don't call me that fatass. I have one feeling and you just hurt it.
>>67561672
ACK ACK ACK ACK
>We come in Religion of Peace
>>67569914
;_;
>>67561672
"First".
>>67563445
Lulz.
>We need more blacks and arabs here for diversity
>play this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np0solnL1XY
>Put confederate flag up instead of the American flag
>after the song finishes
"We rose again"
HAIL KAISER REINHARDO
AYOOOOO
pulls up saggy spacesuit
HOL UP HOL UP
tries to dribble a basketball in zero - g
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*sucks air through teeth almost breaking the oxygen line*
WE WUZ
Grabs at crotch repeatedly, almost tearing the spacesuit
SOME KINDA....
loiters
SOME KINDA
looks for welfare office
MARTIANS?
>>67561672
I have a speech prepared. It begins:
"Let's dispel this notion that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing."
>>67561672
is mars earth?
I name this land in the name of Neil Armstrong.
Make America Great Again
Assuming I am there today
>>67561672
I DID MY RESEARCH
Ground crew calling it, initiate protocol New Progenitors - deploy the nuclear bombardment grid terraside. Keep the lights on boys, we're sending seven billion ghosts into space tonight.
All Hail God-Emperor Trump, we conquest in his name. Amen.
>>67561672
"first lol"
>>67574444
check'd, kek'd, rubio's rekt
>>67561672
>"Houston, I'm noticing something peculiar about the landscape. It appears that there are no niggers here. Let's keep it that way."
>>67577906
Underage b&
>>67577365
Cringe
Oogabooga where all da asian women at?
"One small step for a man, another giant leap for- OH FUCK!"
>>67578477
1v1 me
>>67578212
>wax
v1rg3n
>>67578541
Holy shit my side
>>67578212
Fuck off proxyking, you narcissistic cunt.
>>67578212
we own you
>>67561672
White race is best race
>>67576772
RARE
>>67578746
I don't want to catch the gay
>>67579100
I live here friend, sorry you're jealous of my tropical island but that doesn't mean Im proxy
>>67561672
"As I stand here on this red planet, the Negroid race has still yet developed the wheel. 1488."
>>67579575
I just assumed you were him because he always says retarded shit to draw attention to whatever new flag he's using.
No niggers here.
>>67579571
then stop chasing it
>>67561672
"I'm so glad I came Mars. Everything's so peaceful without niggers around. Oh shit, we're connected to Earth?"
>>67561672
"Meh, Earth was better."
>>67561672
Bix nood mufugga
"FIRST!"
>>67561672
"That might have been one small step for Neal but that was one hell of a step for me! Jesus H Christ I almost broke my ankle on that rock!"
>>67561672
Where the fuck are all the demons?
Yui is the best K-ON!
"This landing is fake"
>>67561672
WE
>>67561672
I'm on Mars now. That's pretty cool.
>>67561672
>Arms up at a 90 degree angle
"I AM CORNHOLIO, Do you have T.P for my bunghole?"
Allahu Akbar
>>67566689
HAIL SATAN !
>>67561672
>current year
>still hasn't taken the flat pill
>>67561672
"By God, the nazis really did build a base on mars!"
Then incoherent screaming about how they're coming for us.
>>67561672
"there is not God but Allah and Muhammad is his messenger, /pol/ btfo"
>>67579844
It's OK friend. Go in peace
Ginga no rekishi ga mata ichi paigi
>>67580091
>implying you can even run
WHO'S A MAN AND A HALF? I'M A MAN AND A HALF! A BERSERKER PACKIN' MAN AND A HALF!
>>67582708
ive been at the park for 10 mins already where u @ coward
Heil Fucking Hitler
>>67561672
I'm hangin up now
>>67561672
Jeanne ! AU SECOURS !
>>67561672
So long and thanks for all the fish
>>67561672
Ola senor Mars...we are here to hang your drywall !
Do you honestly think we are going to land a white astronaut on Mars without putting an expendable chimp there first
