Post yfw when the first person on Mars is a woman & she takes the opportunity to preach about feminism
that'd be taken as narcissistic in the textbooks, I'd say
Moon would still be remembered first
>>67567422
>implying women can do wrong
pride comes before the fall
wanna bet something catastrophic happens?
"And now, a woman breaks the last glass ceiling of mankind"
>>67567422
i dont think so.
Mars is a planet the moon is just a moon
>mfw
>inb4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE
I wouldn't care that they were a woman. It actually makes sense as women are lighter and need less food.
I would be sad if the opportunity is used to promote a petty political issue like feminism. If the first human to another planet was female you can be pretty sure that feminism would be unnecessary.
Wait. We're going to Mars now?
Isn't it like a 6 month trip?
>>67568578
>are lighter and need less food.
they are also significantly less capable of manual work and the transit may weaken their bones and muscles to a point of near uselessness, whereas a man can at least have a little muscle leftover.
>>67567670
But the moon is the first extraterrestrial body we landed on, as well as being the final destination for the 60's space race.
>>67568604
You are lucky, you can read about the SLS and Orion spaceship that are planning to take us to Mars by the 2030s. If Trump is elected, we go to Mars in 10 years.
>>67567171
she is qt
why can't we have some hot spacepussy
>>67567171
>post yfw after 60 days in space they realise they're never going home and they can do whatever they want and never be stopped
>>67567670
Nah, Moon had all the hype of the Cold War and the drama behind the Space Race. Mars will be big, but the history that is remembered is the juicy part. "All nations cooperated peaceful" is awesome for people that live in irl, but boring otherwise.
>>67567171
The psychological evaluations they have to go under will easily boot them.
>>67567422
If you save up money now and are among the first 10,000 settlers on Mars, you have a decent chance of entering the history books as the first murderer on Mars.
>>67567662
>"and now, a woman breaks the last glass ceiling of mankind"
[Explosive Decompression]
>>67567171
if she does it i dont mind
first 2 or even 3 manned missions to Mars will be most probably failure, for many different reasons
>so yeah, women first
>>67567171
If our space program were in a position that required them to send a woman so she could preach about Feminism, they sure as fuck wont be making it to Mars.
Vote Trump.
>>67569334
she is 13 years old
>>67571824
Hi, welcome to 4chan.
>>67567171
I don't know dude, female astronauts are pretty based.
>implying Democrats will allow money to go to NASA when Tyrone wants for gibs me dats.
>>67567171
It's a shame that the scientific achievement of actually landing people on Mars is being overwritten by those that want to deny the scientific differences that exist between the sexes. Yes, the majority of things a man can do women can also do but this isn't about which sex is stronger. This is supposed to be an achievement for all of us, or at least whichever countries take part in it.
>>67572299
Names?
>>67572299
I would the bulldyke second from the left
>>67572299
This
Space program literally can not afford to fuck around for the sake of Diversity™ and Progress™
It's a meritocracy int he truest sense because you have to be the absolute best for the job otherwise you're a waste of time and money.
>>67573226
Nicole Aunapu Mann, Anne McClain, Jessica Meir, and Christina Hammock Koch.
>>67573588
But muh Safespace, you should know this fellow SC bro
>>67573888
The only safespaces are in colleges.
Unfortunately for limpwristed retards, NASA and other space programs are part of the real world where results matter more than special snowflakery.
>>67567171
fucking women. she'll die of cosmic radiation before she gets even halfway
>>67567171
I don't think so, roundeye
>>67567171
She'll be too busy menstruating all over the Lunar Lander to do anything of use if she survives the trip.
>>67567171
Make the mission all feminist, one way trip.
>>67567171
But she is white, in the future it will be considered racist.
>>67567171
That donate to be selected to go to Mars program is a scam just so you know
>>67572299
They're insane just like other women.
>Astronaut Lisa Nowak drove from Houston to Orlando, Florida, on February 4–5, 2007. She packed latex gloves, a black wig, a BB pistol and ammunition, pepper spray, a hooded tan trench coat, a 2-pound drilling hammer, black gloves, rubber tubing, plastic garbage bags, approximately $585 (USD) in cash, her computer, an 8-inch (20 cm) Gerber folding knife and several other items before driving the 900 miles (1,400 km) to Florida. Early police reports indicated she wore space diapers during the trip, but she later denied wearing them. On February 5, 2007, Nowak went to the Orlando International Airport, waited for about an hour in the baggage claim, and then proceeded to the airport parking lot, where she located and confronted Shipman, who had just arrived from Houston by plane.
>>67575851
>Shipman said that after arriving, she was aware of someone following her to an airport satellite parking area. When she got into her car, she heard running footsteps and quickly locked the door. Nowak slapped the window and tried to open the car door, asked for a ride, then started crying. Shipman rolled down the window a couple of inches after which Nowak sprayed the pepper spray into the car. Shipman drove off to the parking lot booth where police were summoned. Several Orlando Police Department Airport Division officers arrived minutes later, with the first officer observing Nowak throwing a bag into the trash at a parking shuttle bus stop. Nowak was subsequently arrested at Orlando International Airport on charges of attempted kidnapping, battery, attempted vehicle burglary with battery, and destruction of evidence. In a handwritten request for a restraining order against Nowak after her arrest, Shipman referred to Nowak as an acquaintance of a boyfriend but did not identify Oefelein, and also claimed Nowak had been stalking her for two months. Nowak told investigators she was involved in a relationship with Oefelein which she described as being "more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship". Citing evidence of elaborate planning, disguises and weapons, police recommended she be held without bail.
>>67575851
After the diapered astronut, NASA changed the way they recruit and did a major psychological evaluation of all it's flight personnel.
>>67567171
>Going to Mars on Suicide Mission
>Mission Itself is Still Not Planned Nor Fully Paid For
>Implying Soviets and USA have not already gone to Mars on covert expedition in the 80s
>>67576183
Women are crazy. It's in their nature. If they're going to screen the first question should be "Are you a female?"
And psychological screenings fail all the time. It's a feel good busy work task that only catches the most obvious problems.
>>67575851
Jesus Christ for what purpose?
>>67576586
Astronaut training weeds out the failures, why do you think there are so few female astronauts?
>>67572299
Though that was the new Ghostbusters… Guess not
>>67577976
these girls actually know what they are doing and are actually good at
>>67567171
> tfw she gets lost and ends up in saturn instead > an all-male team has to rescue her
>>67573588
you underestimate the power of leftism, they'd probably kill as many people as it takes to make a half black gay transwomyn the first person on mars
>>67567171
man, she's got some good "fuck me" eyes
>>67567171
>mfw they try this and she ends up fucking up the whole mission
>>67575851
>>67576164
>white people
No-one will go to Mars in our lifetime. I don't understand why people even want to. What the fuck is the point of sending humans to Mars anyway? Just to say we did it? Because it's "the next big thing" after the moon? Space exploration is extremely costly and dangerous and should be done thoughtfully, for a reason. It isn't just some checklist of shit for us to"conquer"
Seriously give me a good reason why humans should go to Mars, what can people do up there (that's useful) that robots can't?
>>67582138
there isn't any. also, it is practically impossible for a human to survive the trip. the radiation is intense enough to kill someone in a short amount of time
>>67567171
>Implying a woman would ever get to Mars lolololololololololol
The Mars Meme must end, American space travel has reverted to an older time, we have to show we can return to the moon and research zero atmosphere colonization before any mars mission will work
All of this talk about women on mars is a fucking meme, that's all
>>67582138
This and this
>>67582733
>>67567171
>becomes first woman on mars
>leftist everywhere celebrate this victory against the patriarchy
>black people complain that she's white
>queers complain that she's cis and straight
>women complain that the ship she used to get into orbit was too phallic
>being the first person on Mars is now considered colonization and any further space exploration is deemed problematic
>the scientific community is stunted once again
>nobody remembers her name or what she did
Yes she was allowed to be the first person on a different planet because she was a woman, clearly men are sexist.
>>67570462
Why be the first murderer when I can be the first God King of Mars and rewrite the entire history of Mars before Earth can reestablish contact?
>>67567670
People look up in the sky in awe of the moon. It's the largest body. Mars represents a larger stride, but kids don't grow up looking into the night sky at mars, they look up at the night sky seeing the moon.
>>67585395
M M G A
MAKE MARS GREAT AGAIN
