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>>57336622
three dubs
FELIZ NAVIDAD
I can't get the video to play.
>The elves are on strike! Try again!
fucking lazy elves
FELIZ NAVIDAD
E
L
I
Z
MAKE IT SAY
NICK GERZ
>The elves are on strike! Try again!
Shit, did I get myself banned?
403 forbidden?
>>57336792
DAmnit, I'm getting the same error
>>57336622
>Tripdubs
Based way to start the thread anon.
Now let the happy navidad continue
>>57336622
Santa's not doing anything...
>>57336622
We're gonna need a bigger server
>>57336838
I think that means there's too many messages or something.
>>57336622
Is this the new game trailer for FNAF?
Admin what the fuck
>put a stick up my butt
DID U FUCKING HEAR THAT DICK ON MY BUTT SHIT
Fellas, I do believe we've been had
my goodness put a stick up my butt
>>57336838
THE SERVER IS BEING OVERWHELMED
THE SERVER IS BEING OVERWHELMED.
DAmn dude needs a DDOS protector.
KEK.
THE SERVER IS BEING OVERWHELMED PUT A STICK UP MY BUT.
Lost hard.
he really wants a stick up his butt
>santa come here and put a stick up my butt
ayyyyyy
>dick up my butt
we gay now
>A big dick up my butt
>SANTA I LOVE IT WHEN YOU PUT A BIG STICK UP MY BUTT
Mrs Claus getting kucked by Frosty
>The owner is typing this stuff
spooky
SORRY OUR SITE IS DOWN BECAUSE SANTA PUT A STICK UP MY HAIRY SNOWMAN BUTT
>>57337148
based
What the fuck does this have to do with /pol/
Share your /b/ tier shit elsewhere, fuckfag
>>57336995
I believe we might be being trolled. Still fun.
His TOS is lulzy:
>This site is provided as a convenience to customers. The site may be unavailable at any time for reasons such as maintenance or communications problems. Individual access to the site may be denied to those attempting to "hack" or otherwise tamper with the site, or for anyone posting materials which we deem offensive or undesirable or just because.
Troll confirmed?
>>57336622
Three wuz kingz an sheeeiit
Based Train
>OH GOD MAYBE IT'S WORKING AGAIN
>>57336622
>site is owned by microsoft
Fuck that botnet shit...
Does anyone have a compilation on Youtube or something
why is it all about things in butts
FELIZ
feliznavidad
>moonman lyrics
>feliz navidad
FUCK
>service unavailable
fucking feliz navidad
OH SHIT TRAIN
>>57336622
who /comfy/ here
>>57337639
dumb frogposter
>>57337555
You asked for it. I played it.
>WAKE
kukshed is working yay
>that lag
Well my stuff got through eventually
Woo, my Jingle Bells Rock got through.
LMAO ALL SPAM HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
seriously, what the fuck at the 403 error.
was that obama?
STOP WITH THE FELIZ NAVIDAD
LMAO HE SAID HITLER ID NOTHING WRONG
Train to Auschwitz confirmed
>>57337779
>>57337864
GERMANY YES
REEEEEEEEE
>>57336622
Triple dubs
>>57336622
what is this?
all spam THE JEWS DID IT
SAY GAS THE JEWS
whats up with the creepy music
Should I automate it to keep saying "hitler did nothing wrong"? All day every day until after Christmas
>>57338004
It's an interactive Christmas display.
>>57338061
go on, deliver.
shed is dead
again
>>57338061
only for one of them, do something else for the other
>>57338061
DELIVER IT
ALSO MAKE SANTA SAY GAS THE JEWS
AND THE FROSTY HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
okay so it responds with whatever we type. i dont hear shit from it, is it kill?
>>57338241
do this
>>57338026
>>57338283
there is a lot of lag and it dies occassionally
>decide to visit /pol/
>see this as top thread
>follow link
>"what the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch..."
thanks guys, i needed that.
HA. scared the poop outta me
is santa's arm okay
how to upload custom voice clips?
There's literally nothing wrong with being jewish!
>503 again
>>57338463
lmao i kekd too hard at this
>>57338410
>>57338463
I'm just glad it finally went through
That shit took like 15 fucking minutes
>>57338452
This. Tell me your secret.
>>57338403
Kek it was me.
>>57338605
Still waiting for my pol is always right
ded shed
INB4 my
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
gets through
we destroyed the site
>>57338867
LMAO LMAO I CANT STOP LAUGH
SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID THIS
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
do we have to register?
there's like 50 of us, i refuse to believe that can kill a server
THERES A GUY
OH SHIT A NIGGER HE'S STEALING SANTA
OH SHIT. MAN IN CAMERA
MASTER IS HERE BOYS
LMAO THIS GUY IS REPAIRING IT
who the fuck is that
HE'S BACK
oh shit someone's there
*cough*
Oh shit a man fixing santa
uh oh
>>57339004
>>57339007
IT'S THE MASTER YOU DIPSHITS
OH SHIT IT'S THE OWNER
PUT ON YOUR COOLFACE /pol/
He's fixing him
also SOMEONES THERE
REDPILL HIM SANTA PLEASE
He's really gonna stick something up santa's butt
Aaand it's gone
Iv'e never wanted a santa to say "nigger" more than right now
Ahh banned for clickspam kek
>he finishes fixing it
>it's like someone unplugged a dam
>two hours of text-to-speech accurately describing how the jews have been involved in every plot since the birth of time
this guy is going to hang himself when he fixes it
Dude, we broke the something. He's rebooting the webserver. LOLOL
>inb4 santa goes off about the jews and hitler doing nothing wrong while repairman is there
>>57339201
yes please
>>57339207
>Dude, we broke the something. He's rebooting the webserver. LOLOL
No I think the server bans you if you spam
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:KEyW4Z4A3XsJ:https://www.santasshed.com/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=nl
cam is up
>>57339215
LMAO i CNAT STOP LAUGHING
>>57339201
I want this to happen to badly
>>57339201
i pray for this
>>57339278
No what I'm saying is he pulled a cover off an equipment and mucked around with it outside. I'd imagine it's the machine used to control everything and we might have literally broke the program with spam needing a hard reboot.
It's still not playing feliz navidad for me :(
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS
FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
I HEARD A CAR PULL UP.
JIDF ON THE SCENE PEOPLE
DOGS
>>57339503
that was santa's sleigh dipshit you dont know nothin about north poles n shit
WHO LETS THE DOGS OUT
WOO
WOO
WOOOO
WHO LETS THE DOGS OUT
DOG SHUT UP I HEAR RACIST SANTA!
What do you guys reckon he will do when he finally turns the server back on just to be overloaded with us all sitting here spamming memes at him?
Release the hounds
What is that yelling in the background?
Is it not loading for anyone else?
I can't even access the site and I'm trying to get on for the first time.
>>57339595
>literally atleast 50 people are spamming
>already overloaded
into the trash desu
>>57339668
JIDF
>>57339436
The same happened to me, while I was clicking around. The cam is still streaming, but the website won't load any more.
>>57339685
That happened to me earlier. Just come back later
I'm just waiting until that santa starts spewing facts about Hitler.
>>57339685
same, probably a small server that can't handle the new traffic
>>57336622
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlA_YoTj27M
HABBENING
He's dancing!
its habbening
>green acres theme song
what the lel
SANTA
Oh shit its quoting the Holy Grail
Is he picking up TV stations?
AAARTHUURR KING OF THE BRITAINS
Make it say terrorist things
>monty python
OBAMA?
>>57339737
link to cam? shit is timing out for me?
Inb4 I got banned for spamming feliz navidad and hitler did nothing wrong.
we gettin into real nigga hours
smash dat fuckin like buton family
>>57340035
ALL SPAM ALLUAH ACKBAR
ALL SPAM IT GOGO
>post yfw the owner stops fixing santa, has already read pretty much every request we gave to santa
>Looks at the camera and says:
>Merry christmas /pol/, good luck gasing the jews
>leaves
let's try and plan a terrorist attack
just to test and see whether or not this is a viable method of terrorists communicating with one another
>based pee wee
OH MY GOD. IT IS HAPPENING
HERE WE GO
IT'S HAPPENING
>>57340091
I just gave you
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:KEyW4Z4A3XsJ:https://www.santasshed.com/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=nl
You can start the cam from google cache
>HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAA
OH SHIT
there is nothing wrong with being jewish
>>57340151
I don't want to get shot by the CIA
<HHAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDD
God dam im laughing too hard
BERNIE SANDERS IS A C.UCKHOLD
THAT GUY HEARING IT ALL
>intro to jingle bell rock
>HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN
kekkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>57340275
it's okay. they'll shoot santa or frosty
HE'S HAD ENOUGH
post what's going through the guy's head right now
>what have I done
w-why isn't he fixing Santas arms
>>57340302
He shook his head at the snow man
HE TURNED THEM OFF
>CHING CHONG
>guy goes back on camera
>THEY KNOW SHUT IT DOWN
POL IS ALWAYS RIGHT
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>CHING CHONG
THIS IS GOLD
LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
>JUST C U C K MY SHIT UP FUCK
MY SIDES
>/pol/ is always right
>ching chong
HOLY SHIT
>just fuck my shit up f.am
>>57340393
>Fucking North Korean rock-paper-scissors boards
>fixes it
>nonstop stream of racism
KEK
>gas the kikes race war now
i love you guys
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
>GAS THE JEWS
LITERALLY I CANT STOP LAUGHING
GOSH DARN I'M NOT A FAN OF THE JEWISH RACE
I CANT BREATHE
Fuuuuuuckk i'm crying.
>GAS THE JEWS GAS THE JEWS
>awkward silence
frosty is a racist fuck shut him down o vey vey
please tell me someone is recording this for those who can't get the steam to work :O
IM FUCKING CRYING
>>57340626
i wrote it rofl
but it says its still isnt out strange
all i can hear is a dog barking and nothing else
how are you guys hearing stuff?
Oh shit did we break it again?
did the jews shut it down?
Looks like they're dead now.
LMAOOO OXDDDDD
how am to be making santa say things/
>>57340723
We've overloaded the bot that parses the messages, so as people are spamming stuff, it just shits its pants
>>57340723
Same here.
>Silence for a good five minutes
>...JEWS
>ALLAH AKBAR
>RUN AWAAYY
SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE
alahu ackbar
>allahu akbar
that damn snowman
>such a lust for revenge
my SIDES
>>57340723
we broke it
SUCH A LUST FOR REVENGE
I love this so much
I CANT STOP LAUGHING T B H F A M
How much delay to get the message to play for you guys?
Obama?
Someone screencap this shit
>>57340882
>>57340886
>He turns his head saying this
hmmnnn
>a single obama soundbite
>>57340913
it freezes and unfreezes and spits a bunch of shit out
>>57340913
10 to 15 for me 2bh
I accidentally refreshed the page and got 403 FUCK
>>57340913
Its overloaded, it freezes up for short periods of times and then comes back and says a bunch of shit all at once
I wish soemone would make something just like this but with a better camera, audio and approve messages manually.
Of course that one fellow should be from /pol/
>>57340935
>screencap a video with audio
Oh, just let me print it out for you too!! :^)
im waiting for my machine gun text to go through
>>57340997
Same
>background voices
its happening
You guys hear those people near by? Stop spamming it, slow it down.
>>57341051
Can you fax it to me to senpai? ;)
JIDF IS HERE GOYS IT'S OVER
>people about to be redpilled
I'm ready to start recording when it says something.
>GOSH DARN I'M NOT A FAN OF THE JEWISH RACE
quote of the night
I like how santas arm is falling off
Stop fucking spamming it. shit.
>the nose knows
>THE NOSE KNOWS
THE NOSE
the nose knows it i told you
THE NOSE KNOWS
>the nose knows
>The nose knows
>the nose knows
>the nose knows
>the nose knows
>the nose knows
>the nose knows the nose knows the nose knows the nose knows
Those dogs do not appreciate these red pills
>>57341233
and
>gas the jews, gas the jews
THE NOSE KNOWS THE NOSE KNOWS THE NOSE KNOWS
THE NOSE KNOWS THE NOSE KNOWS
>The nose knows the nose knows the nose knows
It just played mine, only says" the jews did" then cut off
it was like 5 minutes to go through, not registered or anything
Slow it down guys, don't spam it, if it can parse the messages, they get read.
Did they take away the text boxes?
>>57341373
those are JIDF in full damage control
Yeah we have to slow down a bit.
HE IS BACK FUN IS OVER
SHUT IT DOWN
MASTER IS BACK
I feel bad for this guy. Stop spamming shit one sentence at a time
GAME OVER
THERES A DUDE CMON SPEAK NOW
Oh dear, an admin has suddenly appeared!
OV VEY THE GOYIM KNOW
SENPAI IS FIXING IT
They are here
SHUT IT DOWN
just click one time and wait
OH SHIT PLAY IT COOL
>>57341508
O Y V E Y
Y
V
E
Y
I desperately want it to blurt out something offensive and startle him.
LMAOOOO XD
LMAO
he fixed
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
LOL
HERE WE GO AGAIN
OH FUCK MY SIDES
OH FUCK IM CRYING
>dude weed
fucking kek
>dude weed lmao
DUDE WEED LMAO
Link to the video source if page is down:
https://video.nest.com/embedded/live/5obKQ2
>jews
>jews
>allahu akbar
Allahu akbar
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I CANT HANDLE IT
>frost "allahu akbar" the snowman
DUDE
>Grandpa makes this for his grandchildren so they can have fun
>This happens
>>57341717
WEED
guys new thread maybe??
we are hitting hte bumplimit
>fix the machine
>JEWS NIGGERS KILL YOURSELF
inb4 filtered
>god bless donald trump
my sides
>tfw that was my post
Dude weed lmao
GOD BLESS DONALD TRUMP GOD BLESS DONALD TRUMP GOD BLESS DONALD TRUMP
>GOD BLESS DONALD TRUMP
GOD BLESS DONALD TRUMP
GOD BLESS
GOD BLESS DON-ALD TRUMP
GOD BLESS DONALD TRUMP
GOD BLESS DONALD TRUMP
>god bless donald trump
>GOD BLESS DONAL TRUMP
>>57336622
NUKE THE JAPS NUKE THE JAPS
JUST
GOSH DARN
Muslims must be purged
>Gosh darn i am no fan of the jewish race
Oh my fucking god
GOSH DARN IM NOT A FAN OF THE JEWISH RACE
>JUST KEK MY F.A.M UP F.A.M.
JUST C.U.C.K MY SHIT UP F.A.M
OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT
LICK MY BALLS
THE FUCKING LOGIN BUTTON DOESNT WORK SOMEBODY HELP.
I PUSH IT AND NOTHING HAPPENS
lalalalalalalalalalalalala
>allahu ackbar
NIGS NIGS NIGS NIGS NIGS
>dude weed lmao
>HAHAHAHAHA
OP
MAKE NEW THREAD
lmao who is spamming those laughs
make it play the ISIS soundtrack
The arm is coming off
>The nose knows
someone do moon man
the nose knows
fucking kek
Did he shut it down?
