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https://www.santasshed.com/
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>GOD BLESS DONALD TRUMP

spam it
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First for Trump
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>>57342224
Dude.
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Do I have to register?
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THE NOSE KNOWS
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GOSH DARN IM NOT A FAN OF THE JEWISH RACE.
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>>57342280
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>>57342224
thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTtc2pM1boE
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>typed something 30 times
>hasn't said it

COME THE FUCK ON
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WHO KNOWS
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>>57342224
LEL

LETS REDPILL THE MASS ON JEWS
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>>57342368
you're a nigger
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>403 Forbidden

I just want santa to read my shitposts for christmas
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>>57342368
Maybe you should type something more interesting than "something"
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THE NOES KNOWS THE NOES KNOWS THE NOES KNOWS THE NOES KNOWS
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THE NOSE KNOWS
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>the nose knows
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the nose knows
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>>57342368
>typed something 30 times

god damn it anon
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>THE NOSE KNOWS
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>THE NOSE KNOWS
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>>57342368
Stop spamming it you stupid fuck
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>>57342224
NUKE THE JAPS NUKE THE JAPS NUKE THE JAPS
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I HATE GYPSY SCUM
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>I hate gypsy scum
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>>57342417
stop posting anytime before I contact your government
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>i hate gypsy scum
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>The nose knows The nose knows The nose knows

my sides
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There's a man there. Is he sleeping there or something?
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This fucking guy has been there hearing this shit.
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>>57342495
he looked up at frosty when he said it
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>ferguson was my hometown now it looks like black hawk down
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This poor guy fixing the machines. He just wanted a cool thing for his porch
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>>57342438
now that's asking for too much lad
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There's someone there, you can see him on the camera.
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Is he sad guys?
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YOU'RE MAKING OLD MEN CRY,/pol/!
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He's just standing there looking sad :(

why do you have to be so hateful guys, it's Christmas season
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I don't get it.

Where to I type in the text?
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HA HA HAHAHA
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>>57342501
gas urself kike
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>>57342554
Yeah, he's a homeless guy.
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K. KEEP ME POSTED.
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>>57342561
That guy is wondering why his grandchildren are sending all these things
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holy shit is he actually crying? i didnt want this
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Can he read what people have submitted?
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>>57342642
you're just shitposting to bump limit every thread

I just sent an anonymous tip to the loca refugee shelter informing them a new property has opened up at your address
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>>57342586
he put a ribbit link on his page, how ignorant could he be?
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how do i get him to say something
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he slowly lost hope for the future generations and sad to see that his creation has said such things
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was he crying?
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>>57342708
fug, I would fug mai so hard
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>>57342733
pls no
i dont want jamal cock again..
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IS IT OGRE
DID HE PULL THE PLUG
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The man is crying, he is defeated, his smile and optimism have gone, the spirit of Christmas has been broken for him
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>>57342778
You mean he's sad that he's gone this far in his life before he was truly enlightened.
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>i stand with randlet the manlet
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BIG GUY 4 U
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rip senpai system administrator
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You guys are terrible
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>he cried

what???
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fug, it's down again.
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>service unavailable
what the hell is this?
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>>57342829
I don't think he was crying
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>>57342781
Either that or laughing
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What the fuck is wrong with santas arms?
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JOHN MADDEN
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>this man losing faith in humanity even further with each thing /pol/ posts.
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HE PULLED THE PLUG

RIP
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Is it down for anyone else? Service Unavailable.
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where the chat
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make it play the ISIS soundtrack everytime it detects a shitskin
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>>57342851
At least we're White which is more than you can say about yourself.
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>the autistic fits of memes
My sides can't handle this
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>>57342887
he saluted hitler too much
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ITS UP HERE

https://video.nest.com/embedded/live/5obKQ2
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Welp, you guys blew it.
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>tfw error 503
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I came too late to visit the link - what just happened here?
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>>57342887
He got redpilled
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YOU IDIOTS HES SNIFFING BECAUSE ITS FUCKING FREEZING OUT.
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>>57342781
>>57342829
>>57342861
The red pill is hard to swallow.
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SHUT IT DOWN.
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I think we might of gone to far in a few places
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only captured a little bit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1dBgV4SaBM&feature=youtu.be
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IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
http://video.nest.com/embedded/live/5obKQ2
http://video.nest.com/embedded/live/5obKQ2

Get in here.
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>>57342882
HE WAS CRYING. IT WERE TEARS OF JOY. TEARS OF JOY UNLEASHED BY THE FREEDOM IS SPEECH.

MARCH ON /POL/
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>>57342927
Your skin may be white but your soul isn't.
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>>57343029
kek
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Well well well. You people really did it this time.
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>>57343039
but now we can't write anything
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>>57342981
Hes going to come back in a moment. maybe.
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What was this made for?
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>>57343039
but senpai, we can't make it say anything.
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ded
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hes again to restart the webservers guys just chill senpaitachi
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>>57343029
We've ruined this man's Christmas with memes.
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Refresh. He took everything down
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where is master?
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>>57343201
datamining
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ok its gone
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It's over.
We made a old man cry because we tried to redpill the little kids walking by.
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>let me kiss your butt
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let me kiss your but
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>Let me kiss your butt

What?
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ITS STILL ON
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>LET ME KISS YOUR BUTT

it lives
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IT'S ALIVE
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>let me kiss your butt

we're back, maybe
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Maybe it just got too late?
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>>57343258
I am here
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LET ME KISS YOUR BUTT
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It's back
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>>57343304
Oh I am laffin
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>>57343228
>>57343173
he probably turned it off for the night. why would he leave it on?

why is it talking while the site is down?
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>>57343304
I feel bad now.
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>>57343370
I mean, I do think at a certain point you've made enough money
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>>57343052
No shit, that's my Italian side.
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LET ME KISS YOUR BIG HAIRY BUTT SANTA
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the site isnt down morons jesus christ have you never used a website before?
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>>57343398
watch this stream https://video.nest.com/live/5obKQ2
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for people that want to go in now it says error fuck lel
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>>57343442
At least we've brought joy to /pol/. That has to count for something right?
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>>57343398
Because some of us are smart enough to access the webhost in the toys without the web front end needing to be up.

now kiss my big hairy butt santa
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>>57343492
explain
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>>57343503
>tfw i closed it because i thought it was over
>can't get back in
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Holy holy God that man was laughing! God bless his soul and keep him forever he has made us so happy!
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Please tell me someone recorded some of this.
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I THINK THE SERVER HAS CRASHED
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Video of the homeless guy getting emotional?
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>I THINK THE SERVER HAS CRASHED
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Please tell me there's something else like this elsewhere on the internet. Preferably a Chinese stall in a busy market.
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>>57343679
hahahahahah
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>I think the server has crashed
That dead hand.
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>i think the server has crashed
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IS THIS THE MASTER?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_Tjkx-qshk
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W-why is there a decepated arm on the floor?
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>>57343544
then why are you spamming something so fucking dumb?
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>>57343679

AH HAHAHA HA
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>>57343609
>>57343029
here

still ready to record.
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>>57343609

here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1dBgV4SaBM
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>>57343563
same
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just watch here: https://video.nest.com/live/5obKQ2
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>>57343724
YES
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How are you guys still submitting text? The box doesn't work for me anymore.
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>this shitty setup has a dead man's hand for server crash
Damn son
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>>57343724
>that fucking cat

lmao
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FOUND THE MASTER'S YOUTUBE CHANNEL. IT'S HIM.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_Tjkx-qshk
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>>57343889
I'm trying. I don't think any is getting through though
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>>57342224
BEHEAD ALL THOSE WHO INSULT THE PROPHET PEACE BE UPON HIM

BEHEAD ALL THOSE WHO INSULT THE PROPHET PEACE BE UPON HIM

BEHEAD ALL THOSE WHO INSULT THE PROPHET PEACE BE UPON HIM

BEHEAD ALL THOSE WHO INSULT THE PROPHET PEACE BE UPON HIM

BEHEAD ALL THOSE WHO INSULT THE PROPHET PEACE BE UPON HIM

BEHEAD ALL THOSE WHO INSULT THE PROPHET PEACE BE UPON HIM
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>>57343979
He is a fine looking master
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>>57343904
>someone saved my Santa
Feelsgoodman
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>>57343731
Because I am not a lewd americunt.

Also, he's unplugged the backend now, game over folks.
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>>57343979
Jesus christ he is actually a talented man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxTSi3HU9ss

We ruined his life.
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>>57344146
Thats what he gets for being better than us.
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Handupass

Hand up ass

Hand up ass?
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>>57343979
>dead man's hand
>Art Reisman
>Reisman
LOL. He's Jewish and has probably just heard "KILL THE JEWS" and "HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG" 50 times.
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It was fun while it lasted
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he probably got sick of fixing it every ten minutes
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RIPIP Santa's Kekshed
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GUYS HERE'S THE PLAN.

We need to summon the master! Comment!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_Tjkx-qshk
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>>57344130
or because you're a sneaky lying fucking hook-nosed kike.

why wouldn't you have posted something about how unpleasant it is to be around black people or behead those who insult islam?
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>>57344271
He got redpilled on his own race.
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>Service Unavailable
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kek
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There's something out there.
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> Subscriptions
> 9gag TV
Someone dox him.
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>>57342224
oh fuck gotta make a script for this again
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can someone fill me in?
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https://www.santasshed.com/bundles/modernizr?v=w9fZKPSiHtN4N4FRqV7jn-3kGoQY5hHpkwFv5TfMrus1

dead?
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Something is creeping around his yard
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DED

F
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>>57344700
http://www.pcmag.com/author-bio/art-reisman
http://www.netequalizer.com/files/eBooks/The_Story_of_NetEqualizer.pdf
https://www.linkedin.com/in/art-reisman-7ba506
>Greater Denver Area
>CTO of Net Equalizer
>Contributor to PCMag
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/POL/ WE HAVE A MISSION.
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSOTdvRADy-hsX7ZLZVDS-A
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>>57344861

Build Wall
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>>57344787
>man makes interactive decorations
>we find it
>this happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1dBgV4SaBM
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What happened?
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>>57344821
Something's spooking the dogs around there. It's like that scene from Signs.
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>>57344971
Jew opens stream of interactive santa. Shuts it down. We find his youtube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_Tjkx-qshk
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It's gonna be back up tomorrow.

Right guys?
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Found his blog: http://netequalizernews.com
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Twitter:
https://twitter.com/NetEqualizer
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>>57345080
[email protected]

Tell him to put Santa back on.
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I feel sad now
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>Relatives
>Lindsay Reisman
He's 55 and most educated people have their children in their early 30s... she's probably his daughter and college aged.

Who's going to seduce the Jewess?
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but what if he doesnt like getting these strange messages and decides not to fix it?
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>>57345203

I emailed him
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Jesus Christ how do you guys find all this crap
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>>57345386
screenshots if he replies, I want to see this
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Tell him to bring back https://www.santasshed.com

Youtube Channel comments, video comments, e mail. The nose knows people.
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http://www.kenandrebeccaellen.com/xmas-lights/
http://www.kenandrebeccaellen.com/xmas-lights/
http://www.kenandrebeccaellen.com/xmas-lights/

GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
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Is this him?

fagbook.com/art.reisman.3
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DId you guys see his catch?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHHSV42TIDg
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>>57345456
We are everwhere.
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>>57344954
>mfw he I noticed him behind the snowman and realized he heard everything
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>>57345595
>cam has shit framerate

Imagine what those lights must really be doing?
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>>57345595
Santa's better than controlled lights
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>>57343052
I like you
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>>57345846
>>57345789
>>57345595
OUTLET 3 ON MASH THAT SHIT
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IT'S BACK
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ALIVE
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ITS ALIVE
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>I think the server has crashed
>AH HAHAHAHA HUEEE
God that scared me then
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IT'S.. Not Back.
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OMG YES IT SPEAKS!
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HOW DOES ANY OF THIS SHIT WORK
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That guy just waved at the camera?
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> http://www.komar.org/cgi-bin/christmas_webcam
>Use the three christmas webcams for a live view of over 20,000 christmas lights
> heck, you can even inflate (or deflate) the giant Elmo, Frosty, Santa, and Homer Simpson

Gentlemen?
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>>57346560
i thought he wanted me to fuck with outlet 4 so i turned it on and off as fast as i could
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HE'S TALKING
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>>57346650
I remember that shit from last year, many keks were had but it looks like the dude retired.
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>>57345386
>>57345461

HE RESPONDED
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oh shit he called someone. I think he called the cops.
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activity in the kekshed
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SENPAI IS BACK
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HE ASKING FOR HELP
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>>57346650
http://www.komar.org/christmas/2014/
ogre
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MASTER IS BACK FIXING IT
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He's back.
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#SAVESANTA
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>>57346759
Tell him that some people are having problems with his website
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>>57346759
>he was getting slammed
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POST YFW.

WE. DID. IT.
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>>57346759
Oh fug
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hes on the phone trying to fix it. you guys cant spam it so hard apparently.
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>service unavailable
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>>57346696
>>57346560
nevermind, apparently he just does that sometimes.

>Q: "HEY, I SAW YOU GUYS!!!"
>A: That's not a question, but that's cool. Turn the lights on and off and we'll wave. Sometimes.
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Someone make him sing the lyrics to this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T83TR6znk_g
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>>57346759
Can you ask him if he was crying?
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>>57346927
WE DID IT REDDIT!
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yey he is friendly.
fixing it for us so we can spam dank memes
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>TURN OFF THE MP3's?

NO MORE FELIZ NAVIDAD!
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>>57347026
He put up more lights for us by the guardrail
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>>57346927
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>>57346759
>SLAMMED
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no more spamming? just dank memes
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>>57347084
YES
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>>57347231
We must not waste it again.
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>>57347299
agreed
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>tfw still down 4me
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Think we about to be back online.
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>>57347404
We are watching it from here.
https://video.nest.com/embedded/live/5obKQ2
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The dude is out there, in the freezing cold, at nearly 10 PM, trying to reboot the entire system just for a bunch of trolls who are going to use it to spam racism and memes.

This dude is a real fucking trooper, I almost don't wanna keep fucking with him.
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santa's voice is sucks btw use frosty

ill wait until it works
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>>57347486
Only the dankest of dank memes, no spamming, post it once and be done.
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>http://www.kenandrebeccaellen.com/xmas-lights/
the guy just wrote something on his phone and held it up to the camera, could anyone make out the message?
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Aw shit, this guy is fucking based, PLEASE do not crash it again.
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>>57347486
but we are not fucking with him.

He sure fucking knows what we are making his santa say, so lets just enjoy it and mantain the spam to a minimum.
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>HELLO

YES!
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>HELLO!
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The spammers are long gone right?
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>>57347486
To be fair he'll probably end up with a better system because this is basically a traffic test for him.
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keep the memes minimum dont forget
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incoming feliz navidad
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>>57347941
Too late I already sent something
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