Cremation or Burial?
Jewish doctrine forbids cremation, and Christian religion frowns upon it, but other religions seem to see cremation as a good thing.
What's your thoughts pol?
>>56774578
Cremation. I would prefer my body to be reduced to cinders and not take up space. I would also prefer that to slow decomposition.
>>56774578
Unless I get rich enough to encase my corpse in a bronze statue, I don't see the point of keeping my body around.
Burn it all, I say.
throw me in the oven tbhfam
those kike funeral directors are getting the minimal amount of money from my family
Being pumped full if chemicals and rotting in a sealed frilly coffin is gross.
Unembalmed burial in a wood box or cremation.
Stuffed and bolted to a rocking chair overlooking an orphanage is the way to go.
>>56774578
We Orthodoxies have a belief that the lifeless body should be treated with care before it would be buried underground.
The dead are groomed, given fresh clothes, the body is covered with cloth and when we close the casket, using our bear hands we pick up the dirt and throw it to the closed casket 3 times as the last goodbye.
I'm not sure why everyone is against cremation, to me personally I find its much respectful to bury them righteously rather incinerate them to ashes.
>>56774578
If I die before I have kids: Regular burial
If I die after I have kids but am not rich or famous: Cremation
If I die, have kids and am rich and famous: Cremation and make a diamond out of my ashes for my oldest child to keep
don't even know why, I just feel like it's a good idea tbqh
>Christ returns to resurrect you during the rapture
>you're a handful of ashes
No oven for me, thanks.
I'd like to be burnt. I don't want ants tl eat me.
I plan on having my organs refrigerated and preserved for family members to use if needed and then having my body incinerated and having all the phosphorus sent to scientists.
The iron will go to my son.
>>56774578
>Not buying a 10000 dollar wooden box from your local corpse schiester.
I I was dead, you could bang me all you want. Dead body's like a piece of trash. I mean shove as much shit in there as you want, fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass. Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river, who gives a shit! You're dead, you're dead.
The way my ancestors did it
>>56774914
>Christ returns to resurrect you during the rapture
>you're worm shit
I'm a retarded christ-frotting faggot
ftfy
>>56774997
You have an interesting fetish anon
>>56775145
Christ-chan will send you to hell.
>>56774914
>>56775145
>not being cryogenically frozen so you can be resurrected in the far future to find demons from phobos
>>56774914
>being resurrected
>to go to the after life
I don't get it
>>56774578
Donate to science or just körperwelten, I don't give a fuck. Part of me wants my bones to be mounted in a science class somewhere for high school shitstains to gawk at.
>>56774578
Cremate my body riding across a lake.
>>56775118
>American
>Pretending you have ancestors.
You can opt in for medical research.
I hope to one day give some poor med student nightmares. It's the closest I'll ever get to haunting someone.
Also, they use cadavers as crash test dummies. http://www.wired.com/2010/08/how-a-cadaver-made-your-car-safer/
>>56775118
Lol, there's no fucking way that your ancestors could afford to burn a perfectly good boat every time some cunt died, ship burials were exclusively for Kings and very rich Earls
>>56774578
Cryogenics for me, at least if I die before they figure out a way to upload brain to internet/reverse aging/etc scifi shit.
Chances are I wont get a choice since I am prime draft material for WW3.
>>56774578
I'm atheist, the one thing I an NEVER EVER EVER gonna do is get cremated.
Because that's literally fulfilling the prophecy of what happens to unbelievers according to Christianity and Islam: they will burn in a lake of fire.
I know I will be dead by then, but I dont want that to be done to my body just to deny the xtians and shitslims the joy of being right.
On the other hand I dont want worms to eat my body once the wood in my coffin is decayed either...so I'm thinking about a non-degradable coffin? Made out of plastic or something fancier lol.
Oh and seal me in and vacuum the coffin so the bacteria in the air wont get to feast on my body either.
Just the organisms already in my body - my pals basically.
>>56774578
Jews don't like the idea of being cooked in an oven? You don't say OP.
Strip me naked and bury without coffin under the tree. Make sure to plant some cute flowers around too.
I want a sky burial.
I want my body put into the 4chan data server
>>56774578
I wonder if we could make sky burials legal in the USA...
I really like crows, and they're the second most intelligent species on earth. They will never go extinct because they can adapt to city life better than a lot of humans can. They're genius.
I wouldn't mind feeding the crows after I pass.
>>56775707
>Crows
>Second most intelligent
>>56774578
Neither, make sure to die "accidentally" in a remote area far away from civilization.
Your body will just get absorbed into nature over the years.
>>56775451
>all muricans just ascend from the heavens or brought to the land of free by the Jeebus
Bitch please
I really dont give a fuck. Throw me in the forest when i die.
Sea burial. To meet C'thulhu in R'lyeh.
I'd rather be buried but the funeral business is such a fucking racket. Unless they're very well off, I wouldn't want my children to spend a fortune on some pretty wooden box and a polished stone marker.
Even then, I'd rather they not give them the money simply on principle.
>>56775906
>american mutts laying claim to every fraction of their heritage to then claim full ancestry to whichever root is their favourite
faggots 2bh. if you call yourself american then your ancestry begins with america.
>>56774578
Viking boat to be lit by a volley of flaming arrows so that I may burn up while my ship sinks.
If not that then a volley of old 20 inch guns from the reign of Queen Ann.
If not that I want a Viking ship sent into space with a fuckton of symtec rigged to it so that it explodes after 190 miles outside of the earth's gravitational pull.
>>56774997
God damn it frank, my sides.
>>56776338
>tell an american I'm Irish
>they respond with 'oh yeah dude I'm like 13% Irish too"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>56776338
>a cow that is born in tree is a bird
>>56774578
>Jewish doctrine forbids cremation
Actually no, it just has the taboo of;
>hall of cost
Also opening a Jewish burial is common practice as well...
In case any valuables were buried with the deceased...
http://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/281579/jewish/The-Grave.htm
Or if they want to move to israel...
http://www.israelburials.com/
>>56775145
Christ will forgive you but I'll always think you're a jackass.
>>56774578
Salted and Burned - i ain't coming back as a ghost or zombie
Plus if i've lived a good life, i would want to go as Emperors of old did
>>56774826
brutal, but amazing
>>56774997
yea but I'd like to get money from weirdies, Im not just going to let that shit slide gratis
>>56775225
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>>56775906
>all americans are offered a mobility scooter from death as he escorts them to the elevator
>>56776600
Triple dubs check'd and also confirms
>>56774578
My friend is a mortician and he loves when people get cremated because it is so much easier to deal with.
>>56774862
>make a diamond out of my ashes for my oldest child to keep
No offense, but I find this creepy as fuck.
>>56774578
Even though i'm a christian i personally think that it's a bit dissrespectful of the person. So i'd rather bury my dead,but hey people want to honor their dead in their own way so i don't give a shit.
>>56775451
Step your game of, kid.
>>56775511
>Norweigan/Danish
>couldn't afford
Look at the abbo trying to matter..
>>56774578
I don't give a fuck.
Throw me in a woodchipper if that's what gets your rocks off.
Basically this
https://youtu.be/gQ6_cRX1HLs?t=135
>>56777317
*up
>inb4 phone error is responded with AHURRR U MAD KEK LEL
>>56774914
I really see no reason that the God who created you in the first place couldn't remake your body. Plus, though I forget the scripture that supports it, isn't it doctrine that christians are resurrected in a new, perfect body? Personally, my view is that my mortal remains being atomized would be no inconvenience to the creator and sustainer of the universe.
The bible isn't against cremation. The bible states a scientific fact that our bodies will decompose.
Ecclesiastes 12:7
Then shall the dust return to the earth as it was: and the spirit shall return unto God who gave it.
>>56774914
>Christ is incapable of reconstructing a body from ashes
That's some weak "omnipotence".
>>56776338
>"I'm French-Canadian"
Fuck off Canadafags, all colonials are in the same mutt boat
My coffin (with a hole positioned to allow a very stiff armed Roman salute) will be placed into a bobsled at the Innsbruck Austria (near enough) Olympic course where my mortal remains will proceed tastefully past my cheering family and friends.
At the end of the run my heavenly chariot will slam into a burning pyre complimented by a perfectly timed fireworks spectacular.
Drunken friends will then slide on their backs to the bottom and enjoy a performance by the Vienna Symphony Orchestra whilst bbqing the finest cuts of meat over my remains.
Pic will be draped over my coffin.
I'd have have ants or pirannhas clean me out, and have my skeleton gilded in silver, if its a possibility,then they can put me wherever as long as I don't get stolen. Or the less interesting option to just cremate me and put me in a silver case.
>>56774578
Not Jap not buddhist, but cremation.
Graveyards are a waste of space and disgusting.
>>56775575
kek
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2511120/Dead-baby-wakes-starts-screaming-Chinese-funeral-parlour-just-moments-cremation.html
