"Excuse me, Mr. Trump, who is that blonde man that's been following you?"
"Oh, that's my servant, Gilgamesh."
"Gilgamesh? You mean, like the epic of Gilgamesh?"
"Precisely. Now, I summoned the King of Heroes here so I can participate in the upcoming Holy Grail War."
"Holy... grail war?"
"You see, every once in a while, these, I don't know, mages come together and fight for a cup that can grant any wish, right?"
"Sir, does that make you a mage?"
"Of course I am. And I'm gonna win that Grail and do what I need to. I'm gonna wish all of the Mexicans back over the border."
"But, couldn't you do something better, like get rid of the threat of terrorism, or curing cancer, or helping homeless veterans?"
"You don't seem to understand. Mexicans are the terrorists, and they're the ones causing these veterans to become homeless. They bring cancer into our country and sell marijuana, saying that it's 'medicinal.' Me and Gil are gonna make America great again and put a stop to the menace."
"Who... who else is part of this?"
"Nobody you need to worry about. All I'm concerned about is that damn Sanders clown and his Saber class servant."
Post awoo.
Top thread. What servant would Hillary have?
>>56656959
Awoo~
>>56656849
> muh trump stories
do you finger fuck yourself while watching this idiot too?
>>56657204
Rider.
>>56656849
>Sanders gets Saber
>the most overrated and useless servent
>the servant that got fucking rekt by lancer in Zero
That makes Sanders Shirou then right?
The same Shirou who spouts platitudes and tries to achieve an impossible goal?
Sounds about right
>>56657407
yfw when Sanders gets Gilles de Rais Saber and gets recked by a mere Assassin.
>>56657288
>yfw when Sanders gets Gilles de Rais S
No I don't even life in america i just found this funny
>>56657691
Shit wrong post meant to replay to
>>56657288
>>56657407
In a fair one-on-one Saber would win versus Lancer every time. She had some handicap in Zero, but I don't remember what it was.
>>56657691
What country is your flag?
>>56658996
Trinidad, a 3rd world country in the Caribbean.
We got oil tho
>>56659663
Rare flag is rare
>>56656849
Nice thread, I can totally see Gilgamesh and Trump getting along. Both enjoy extravagance and luxury.
Trump probably wouldn't even have to use his command seals.
Bernie would probably have Lancer (Diarmuid) and get keked by him at every turn
>>56659663
>>56660571
RARE FLAG
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>>56660747
RARE FLAG
>>56656849
>>56660571
R A R E
>>56661074
RARE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6YPd7gh6Pc
>>56659663
I've only known one person from Trinidad and he was an absolute cunt. Guy couldn't stop smelling his own farts. goddamn Alix...
take your type/shit elsewhere
>>56661043
Please tell me this is photoshopped.
>>56661074
Yeah our local politics is different from America . And its just as fucked up . I'm talking about wanted people being in the Parliament which you may call senate.
Current Prime Minister does be grinding on 17 year old girls.
And the politics is pretty much spilt in 2 blacks vs Indians.
Indians lost and it was a shit storm all over social media. Indians verbally attacking blacks etc.
>>56661693
>Please tell me this is photoshopped.
I wish I could, anon.
>But even on Kasich's home turf, Trump drew a crowd of nearly 10,000, many ready to pick him over Kasich. Trump even played the role of maestro, as he led the crowd in chants of "Build the wall!" in the middle of his speech. It wasn't a conventional crowd for a political speech. Some audience members held a massive poster board reading "Make Anime Great Again."
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-still-insists-thousands-in-jersey-city-cheered-the-911-attacks/
MONGRELS
>>56660571
Come join us!
>>>/int/50597475
>>56657407
>Sanders gets Saber
>>56663189
>>56656849
Gilles/Caster is the best servant.
>56663189
Never change 4chan
>>56657204
>What servant would Hillary have?
Assassin.
>>56656849
>see this
>realize I actually briefly tried to make a F/SN parody
Ben Garrison was going to be Avenger; he was summoned in the 2008 election as a libertarian to oppose Obama's socialism but turned into the One Man Klan and stayed around to haunt the nomination process.
>>56656849
Is that guy from Zelda?
>>56665829
Mongrel!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bWJ6FKPakM
>>56665177
>typing out the post number
Oldfag detected
>>56656849
10/10 OP
nice job Trinidad and Tobago!
>>56663189
>>56657288
Yes
