TURN ON CNN
SHIT
JUST
GOT
REAL
>>56532486
HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKk
>>56532486
Tio, en Madrid no hay mar. El bocata de calamar no es fresco.
IT'S HABBENING
for us that don't have CNN? what's going on
HOLY SHIT, IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!
>>56532691
Obama confirmed to be in Isis.
>>56532691
It's happening.
>>56532486
i don't own a tv , what happening? are the niggers officially starting a civil war?
NUKES!!! HOLY FUCK I LOVE YOU /POL/ BYE!!
>>56532691
SHIT'S GOING DOWN RIGHT NOW
HOLY FUCK JUST TURN ON TV OR WHATEVER YOU HAVE
ITT
>people falling for a meme
AHHHH NO
MUH PONIES
>>56532486
>be cnn
>get a proxy in spain
>advertise your shitty news show on 4chan
wew
>>56532839
>look outside window
>get blinded by nuclear blast
Welp, the shockwave will be here in 3 minutes, cya later.
Nothing is going on.
Just stop with this shitty meme already
>>56532691
http://www.playlivenew.com/2010/08/watch-cnn-news-live/
>>56532486
FFFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK
>actually turn on CNN
>guy with assault rifle
>CITIES PREPARE FOR THE WORST
Holy fuck, i almost fell for the meme.
I don't have TV, what is happening?
>>56487567
>>56532486
Would you just tell me what the fuck is going?
>>56532486
>CNN is actually this desperate for views
>>56533094
Nothing, just a shitty meme
>>56533094
REAL ZOMBIE ATTACK
>>56532836
>i don't own a tv
My palms got really sweaty when I read this post but then someone posted Based Brian and I laughed. I hope all is well /pol/
>>56533094
literally nothing
>>56532486
>TURN ON CNN
no
>>56533207
>watching the electrical jew
Ahhhhhhahaha CNN attempting damage control with lies.
>>56533450
>jews control our body fluide XD
You guys fucking suck.
>>56533809
This. Libshills being libshills.
>>56532876
Can you hook me up with a job in Geneva?
This was my first time to watch CNN guys, i thought that our polish equivalent (TVN24) was a propaganda, but seriously guise CNN is some new level shit.
>Turn on CNN
>television personalities are upset because Trump is giving the news with facts and statistics that everyone is afraid to talk about.
>>56534119
Sure, you wanna be a fuckboy for some rich Saudi Arabian?
Talking about not trusting clinton and is Obongo really a mussie.
Wew Lad
>>56534430
I got the phone app, I check their headlines regularly. It's Tumblr.
>Trump racist
>transgender man is awesome
>Trump molests a baby
>homosexuals have unique brains
>Trump rapes mother theresa's corpse
>why we shouldn't say "radical Islam"
>How Trump sodomised my pet rock
>ISIS is an awesome Egyptian Goddess, ancestor of the black race
>Trump violates US constituation with jizz
>>56533094
>http://www.playlivenew.com/2010/08/watch-cnn-news-live/
Darude Sandstorm spotted in mecca
>Turned on CNN.
>Santorum is going on about how ME countries currently without strife should be taking in more Refugees.
>CNN wasn't having it.
people should really get banned for that sort of shit. Esp since we're all waiting for a genuine war of some kind to break out in belgium right now. OP is a pathetic walking abortion seeking attention at any cost.
>>56534856
TURN ON CNN!!!!!
IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck is actually going on?
>>56534982
Nothing. Regular CNN shit.
>>56532486
TURN
ON
C
N
N
OH MY GOD
NUKE IS LAUNCHED
BRUSSEL IS IN FLAMES
MOSCOW IS BEING EVACUATED AS WE SPEAK
WASHINGTON IS FULL BLACKED OUT, NO INTERNET OR EVEN ELECTRICITY THERE, NO ONE KNOWS WHATS GOING ON
>>56535724
K.. KEEP ME POSTED
aaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
>>56535939
Wow that's really funny.
>>56535939
>>56535939
>different sized font
>different typeface
>>56536287
that's because it's fake, cankek.
>>56535939
I wonder, is invading Alaska the "safest" way to directly invade the US?
I mean, invading any other way would spark an nulcear holocaust in a second, but if the US has to "give something up", Alaska would be it, no?
>>56536566
Doesn't Alaska have vast reserves of oil?
>>56536714
RARE FAG
>>56536446
Wow does Chinatsu have to be so fucking rude? Jesus Christ.
>>56536446
>jew
>oy vey watch hollywood goy not anime
>>56536767
Do you have any idea how pathetic you sound?
>>56536566
ground invasion of alaska would be similar to a ground invasion of russia no?
>>56536806
fuck you
>>56536566
we would almost definitely carpet-bomb all possible landing points. it's ours (not foreign soil), we can evac the relatively small number of civilians, and it doesn't get you very close in terms of a shore landing.
if it came to that, they would be shore-landing in florida and southern california, from bases in their (hypothetical) allies' countries in south america.
>>56536714
>>56536811
What I mean is that if the US has to lose something in order to preserve peace or something, Alaska would be it.
Are people in the US think fondly of Alaska? Does it have the same kind of level of historic value as lets say Texas or California or New York etc?
>>56535939
As an Alaskan, that is a terrible idea. There's no where for those tanks to go.
OH SHIT
TURN ON CNN IT'S HAPPENING!!!
>>56536987
*overly sensationalized intro music*
>THIS IS CNN BREAKING NEWS
>WE WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME OUR VIEWERS IN THE UNITED STATES AND AROUND THE WORLD, YOU'RE IN THE JUDAISM ROOM
>turn on cnn
>actual happening
holy shit guys
just DO IT, TURN ON CNN!!
>>56536806
No, how pathetic do I sound?
Pathetic enough to watch a cartoon about cute little middle school lesbians doing cute things all day?
>>56536987
PROOF
WORLD WIDE TRAVEL ALERT
DON'T TRAVEL
TERRORISTS ARE IN THE AIR
Hilary could have done more to stop this.
https://instagram.com/p/-bz5HWGhXZ/
OHMAHGERD!
DID U ALL SEE DAT!>?
>>56532486
Travel alert
>>56537172
>>56537172
>THIS IS LIKE BRINGING A BB GUN TO A SHOOTING WAR
https://cnn.com/breaking/-vbtr423WG/isis-confronts-obama-in-washington-dc/
ITS HAPPENNINGGGGG!!111 GET IN THERE
OP is a marketers working for CNN. He is trying to get millennials to watch that shitty channel. Holy shit how are you guys falling for this shitty meme. Also I reported OP to the mods for blatant advertising
>>56537541
>2015
>not turning on CNN
>>56537541
It's true you cunt, SkyNews just reported about the travel alert too.
>>56537172
New World Border incoming?
>>56534119
Geneva is shit and boring
>>56534584
topkek
OBAMA CONFIRMED DEAD, WHITE HOUSE ON FIRE
SUSPECT IS WHITE CHRISTIAN MALE
>>56536566
not in goddamn winter in alaska. thats worse than invading russia in winter.
Ok, seriously, what the fuck is going on? I think I missed the habbening.
>>56538083
Absolutely nothing
>>56532486
THIS JUST IN
BREAKING NEWS
THE NAZIS BLOW UP A NUCLEAR BOMB OVER DC
ALLIES TO SURRENDER
NEW YORK DISPLAYS NAZI PROPAGANDA IN TIMES SQUARE
IT'S OVER
TURN ON CNN
>>56537622
Checked
on the news, Carlos!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbf7JQW7Tfo
>>56537156
Man child detected.
