http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3320157/Mother-Paris-suicide-bomber-says-son-did-not-mean-kill-claims-blown-STRESS.html
>dindu nuffin
And violent videogames!
Keep calm and explode
And the father of the foiled train attacker said he 'dindu nuffin he was just trying to steal some rolexes'
Fucking paki bastards need to be killed. All of them are apologist snakes that support this.
How does one explode due to stress?
Wouldn't a bullet to the head do the job more efficiently?
That's a relief.
to be fair, moms are incapable of rationally quantifying anything that has to do with their children. Literally every parent of a murder thinks their kid is innocent.
So muslims are like college students without the educated part?
he was a good boy, he wanted to go the stadium see the game, he had his suicide jacket because he had anxiety issues due to racism
I'd be stressed if I had a 6 head like that.
I'd be stressed too if my forehead was that big
>Have you ever been so stressed you just explode?
>>55888061
>>55888049
clearly we are at fault
>>55887972
Thoroughly kekd
Gotta laugh though, how she doesn't say "he didn't want to shoot anyone else or kill anyone else".
She condones this attack by proxy.
Like all Muslims, make excuses, no accountability etc.
stress eruption?
Is his mother wheelchair bound after giving birth to his gigantic head?
>>55888114
Several times I've had my stress relieved with a climatic explosion., but only when I have money for a massage.
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!
>>55887558
Why are muslims always pointing up?
I just seriously cannot believe these EU nations. 100s of dens hiding ISIS fighters and they have known about them for years but they jkust let them be, it takes a tragedy just to get them to send a couple of cops in and by tomorrow, they'll leave them be again until another 100 people are slaughtered by the shitskins.
It was spontaneous combustion?
>he was going to the mosque to get his life together
>>55887558
>but mum, MUH VURGINS
>>55888261
The strength of ISIS fighters is that not only do that not fear death, they welcome it.
>>55888300
I doubt even the virgins will touch him.
Damn Muslims are fucking ugly.
>>55887987
>>55888281
>Need mo money for the Jihad
>>55887756
not funny
>>55887558
that nigger has a giant head
and the mom's practicing islamonigger tayquia lying
when is europe going to finally purge all these fucking niggers?
>>55888030
"Hamarassad Muhammad dont forget your explosive jacket! Its cold in France"
>>55887558
Someone kill her
>>55888376
Disagree
Holy shit that is utterly insane.
You cannot make this shit up
>>55888346
You mean arabs. Muslims are the religious followers. Both are cancer though.
Was he a Pokemon?
>"not all Muslims are like this"
>terrorist attack
>no Muslims come up to denounce the attack constant blaming on us and the west
>>55888768
Why would they when they have their leftist pets to do it for them?
>he wasn't meant to blow himself up just kill a bunch of heathen christians and come home to get his life back on track
>he a good boy he dindu nuffin the french government needs to give more money to mosques so young men can get their terrorist training closer to home instead of having to go all the way to isis
>>55887558
>Speaking outside the family home, the Abdeslam family claimed that they were ‘surprised’ that Ibrahim blew himself up near the Stade de France, even though he had spent time in Syria.
So if he would have blown up in Syria, they would not be surprised I guess.
>>55888261
I heard two explainations:
1) They are pointing upwards towards God
2) They do it because "There is only one God, and his prophet is Mohammed". The finger symbolizes the one.
>>55888768
Look, I just think you are a bigot for carrying on like all muslims are in on this together. Truth is, most violently disagree with jihad.
You're not even seeing the beautiful shows of support from muslims worldwide, just focussing on the negatives and the radical elements (that are present in all groups).
Look at what Saudi Arabia has done today, for example. In solidarity with the victims, they have offered to build a mosque in France for each person killed. No media on this though, all the focus is just on the bad people.
Taqiyya
>>55889399
Why do retards always need to find an ideological precedent for people lying?
Pretty sure people lie all the time because it suits them, not only when they can find a religious ruling for doing so.
For instance, I'm sure the talmud has a fuck tonne of ye olde law on deceiving the goy, but I don't imagine that Jews only lie because of those laws. I assume they do so because it is pathological at this point for the tribe.
don't tell me you never had that feeling when seeing a qt
>>55889013
It's the second.
Why is there a religion that consists of 100% scumbags? How did it survive this long?
D I N D U
I
N
D
U
>>55887558
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blowing_from_a_gun
We need to execute collaborators like this cunt in an appropriate manner
>>55887558
If anything was proved by this attack.
Is that suicide bombs and a fucking joke.
Menwhile one AK can penetrate like 2 people and kill them.
Instead of blowing up in 100 people killing 4 and injuring 96 why not simply take out an AK and kill 50?
Imagine in America were everyone has guns about 100 muslims stroming some sort of big public event.
Police and Army wouldn't be prepared the casualties in the 1000...
>>55889319
>Truth is, most violently disagree with jihad.
Muslim majorities agree with the al-Qaeda goal of Islamic law.
Muslim majorities agree with al-Qaeda goal of keeping Western values out of Islamic countries;
(Egypt: 88%; Indonesia 76%; Pakistan 60%; Morocco 64%)
Pew Global: 68% of Palestinian Muslims say suicide attacks against civilians in defense of Islam are justified.
Motivaction Survey (2014): 80% of young Dutch Muslims see nothing wrong with Holy War against non-believers. Most verbalized support for pro-Islamic State fighters.
>>55887558
Reading the article gave me a fucking headache, how many times is the writer going to repeat the same fucking line about stress?
>>55889784
>Instead of blowing up in 100 people killing 4 and injuring 96 why not simply take out an AK and kill 50?
They can't shoot. They really can't do anything right.
>he a good boy
>he din dun nuffin!
everytime
>>55887558
I've heard of bottling up stress before...
>>55887558
>he was a good boy
>we need mo money for dem mosques programs
>>55887558
Who shooped a baby's face to his skull?
>>55887972
ebikeklels
>>55889784
>Imagine in America were everyone has guns about 100 muslims stroming some sort of big public event.
We'd then bomb or invade another Muslim country. If it kept on happening on a regular basis however, it would end in pogroms. Nobody likes muzzies here. Only Obama and some academics do. Everyone else, including most of the left, hate them.
I have a friend who got off with a citation instead of a reckless driving charge because the police that came to the scene of that accident saw that the other car had a muzzie bull and pregnant tent inside. The cop whispered to us that he "fucking hated them" ever since he first served in Iraq and that he hoped that the cow miscarried because of the accident. Don't underestimate the amount of hatred Americans hold for them.
>>55887558
>He din boom nufinz,
>he was halal boy
XD
>>55888368
Nancy Lanza dindu nuffin'. People put way too much blame on her when she did everything she could to help her aspie son.
>We were really surprised that Salah was involved. Ibrahim was different. We did see that he had been radicalised, at least in part
If this isn't an indicator that the moderate kebabs understand that there is a problem but are unwilling to do something about it, what is?
>>55888263
Turkey straight out puts it out that they warned France about one of the attackers twice in the past year, and that they warned France that the attacks were happening a day prior and even 4 months prior.
>>55887558
Man, I thought I knew everything about Muslims, but now I find out they explode due to stress?
Truly an amazing species.
>>55889966
Well the KD ratio for this attack is what 2 or 3 people with AKA and 170 dead people?
>>55890193
>Muzzie bull and pregnant tent
Are you sure you're from America?
>>55888261
>>55890403
Yeah, making him a gun nut really helped everyone.
>>55889319
>In solidarity with the victims, they have offered to build a mosque in France for each person killed. No media on this though, all the focus is just on the bad people.
Top quality b8 post. I'm impressed.
>>55889966
>They can't shoot.
There were what? 7 attackers. And 129 dead?
2 were suicide bombers that managed to only kill 2 people.
That means the other 5 killed 127 people. That's around 25 kills per person. Let alone the other 350 they injured. That's 95 casualties per person.
>>55889319
violently diagree with jihad?
sure doesn't seem that way with all these cowardly young men that are flooding Europe, they're not starving or malnourished. They should be fighting for their country not living the high life in some scandanavian welfare state
It's okay, we all have days like those, amirite guis?
>>55887558
arabs say that shit all the time. it's never their fault. like, ever. it's in their culture to deny responsibility for anything.
"i hit the wall" literally translates to "the wall hit me" in arab
Feelin pretty stressed myself, might go visit a mosque
>>55887929
He thought other people were stressed too
>>55891330
Same in a lot of languages. Where responsibility lays on the object in question not the person.
"I broke a glass"
vs
"Glass broke itself"
>>55890685
They're an untapped source of energy. Imagine if they were used for power and propulsion rather than weapons. Rocket jihadism would take us to Mars.
>>55888049
Why the hell do they keep taking those polls and then looking surprised as if it's going to change?
>>55889529
Are you Muslim? Are you white? If you are white then you don't know shit. Stop making stuff up
>>55888049
>>55888061
His forehead is okay, it's just that his face is flown at half-mast.
> Today their mother defended Ibrahim, suggesting his suicide jacket may have gone off by accident and said he could have carried out the attack because he was 'stressed'.
ok...
Entendez-vous dans les campagnes
Mugir ces féroces soldats ?
Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras
Égorger vos fils, vos compagnes !
>>55889538
>mfw
>>55889319
Hey, ultra-fag, watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7TAAw3oQvg
I am stressed as fuck f am
Does this give me free reign to blow up a couple people?
I am white and not muslim
>>55887558
HE WAS A GOOD BOY
>>55892315
I didn't know Muslims just casually went about with suicide vests.
>>55893104
m8, you are embarrassing us. Get your banter up to scratch or keep quiet.
>>55887558
>>55889319
kek
Just another angry virgin using religion to justify his hatred.
>>55887558
Oh, that explains everything, carry on, lads. It was just the hormones, they tend to that to teenagers.
>>55891330
funny fact indeed, when I was a teen, I had severals arab children in my class and we were mocking them because they always said :
"Mais j'ai rien faiiit !" in a funny way (it means : "I aint do nothing", every fucking time a teacher told them something.
Example : "Abdel shut up!"
- "Mais j'ai rien faiiiit"
>>55893604
what's this documentary called?
>>55889319
spotted the leb
someone glass this cunt
>>55887558
>muhajidindus
She probably fucking raised him to do it.
>>55893604
>Bacha Bazis
Ok they are fucking pedos lets put that aside for a moment. Why do they build a whole culture around it specifically targeting boys? They can mentally gymnastic their way out if they do this shit to girls since its in the Quran and homosex is pretty damn haram according to it.
>>55887558
>>55888308
So their punishment must be more severe.
>>55890889
He's just been on this site for too long
>>55894282
Virgin girls have value.
Virgin boys don't.
It's that simple.
>>55889319
>bigot
Stopped reading
>>55894282
homosex is not haram
fucking butts of fellow men is encouraged by the koran
also sheep, goats
....... I seriously don't even know what to say anymore. How can anyone be this dumb? I almost refuse to believe it, yet here we are.
HE
GUD
BOI
HE
DINDU
NUFFIN
>>55894445
We're damaged goods from the start, i fucking knew it.
>>55889812
>>55891208
>>55893104
>>55894123
>>55894468
>responding to bait like it's serious
>>55893518
All the cool kids wear them.
>>55894479
Cognitive dissonance
She knows what her son did. She doesn't want to accept he resorted to what he did on Friday.
Either she's a sympathizer or she doesn't want to accept her son was a radical.
Watch the film "There's something wrong with Aunt Diane."
>closet alcoholic mom drives against traffic at high speed with kids in the car
>everyone except son dies
>husband adamantly believes she did not have a drinking problem but toxicology states otherwise
Just found out that I lost 4 friends during the attacks in Paris :(
>>55894102
This Is What Winning Looks Like
https://youtu.be/Ja5Q75hf6QI?t=52m42s
>>55894132
10/10
>>55887558
> he blew himself up because of rapid gases expansion caused by spontaneous chemical decomposition of trinitrotoluene triggered by shock
>>55888465
ah, so jewish and muslim mothers aren't so different
>>55888768
I've actually seen several muslims come forward since the attack on Paris and denounce it.
>>55887558
It's ok, she can just have more births after all as the proud Palestinians always say.
>>55887558
>actually linking to the dailyfail
What the fuck is happening to my homeboard?
>>55894925
Yeah, there have been more than a few that have denounced the attackers.
We have a Muslim commentator in Australia, Waleed Aly, who actually really got stuck into them. He's sort of the 'token Muslim' on a lot of shows here, and he made a pretty passionate speech on Muslims learning basic weapons proficiency so they don't find themselves trying to unpick a jam in the middle of a massacre as a result of failing to keep their guns properly oiled.
The sort of anger I was seeing there seemed genuine, too, but he did ease up a bit once it was confirmed that they got a century, even with the jam embarrassment.
>>55888573
Well duh, that was Australia
>Be me, Mohammed Alkebab
>Feeling stressed because i haven't been able to rape some french pussy since yesterday
>Decide to get some fresh air
>By fresh air I mean rape some girl
>Put on my favorite bomb vest
>Go out
>Stop in front of the Bataclan Cafè
>They have a picture of a goat
>O Shit
>Blueballs.Exe
>Instant boner hits the self destruct switch.
>>55888261
An explosion only goes one way anon.
>>55888049
>Yasmin "Good, there's all this mess!" Albahi-Brown getting triggered
This pleases me greatly.
>>55895304
>>55887558
whow that takes a lot of stress
and that suicide jacket? or it was a national costume?
>>55895304
> tfw when poortugal is now the funniest and most based country of europ
The taqiyya is strong.
>>55887558
>trusting muslims
>>55887558
>>55888061
>>55888117
>>55892202
The one in OPs pic, is not her son. It's Belgian Bilal Hadfi.
Her sons are [spoiler]or were[/spoiler] Salah Abdeslam (pic related) and Ibrahim Abdeslam
This is basically how every mother would react. Mothers are incapable of seeing their sons as the bad guy.
>>55896641
Hey /pol/,
I am Hitlers mom. I just wanted to say, I think Hitler probably started WW2 accidently. He was just really stressed I think. He didn't really want to invade Poland, France, Belgium, Russia... This was not his plan, that's for sure!
The fact that he killed only Jews says a lot.
>>55896680
If he killed the jews you wouldn't be here to post this as you'd be dead.
Has anyone found the name of Omar Ismail Mostefai's rap band?
>>55887558
>dindu
>stress
>>55887987
Not my mom, she would condemn me to hell.
>>55887558
Obviously, this stress was caused by white privilege
>>55887558
>Today their mother defended Ibrahim, suggesting his suicide jacket may have gone off by accident and said he could have carried out the attack because he was 'stressed'.
>Another family member at the brothers’ home claimed that he would not have wanted to become a suicide bomber: ‘Maybe the explosives went off prematurely by accident. Maybe it was stress.’
Is this satire?
>>55890193
This
Honestly I really want them to actually be stupid enough to do something like this in America so that it brings us one step closer to going full glassing their country's and slaughtering those that remain.
>>55887558
Hmmmm, interesting
>>55896641
Not even niggers can make up this much bullshit about an "innocent" son.
>>55897456
But then you'd be just as bad as the terrorists :^)
>>55887558
Liberals will actually believe this shit.
>>55896680
The fact that you think Hitler only killed Jews says alot.
>>55887558
So basically, she's next in line to go KABOOM!
>>55887558
>>55887558
you know who else put there finger up like that and says one, ONE "ONE"
that bullshit peac love unity concert they keep pushing on the history channel.
CONNECT THE DOTS
if you can you brain washed masses
>>55896641
nah just muslim women are weak and would of course defend their son out of fear and stupidity.
>>55888450
>that picture
So fucking triggered
>Muslims walk around wearing suicide vests when they get stressed
Sounds like a pretty good reason to keep them out of countries desu. I just drink.
>>55894065
>j'ai rien fait
The French "dindu nuffin".
>>55888261
>"How many inches is your cock Muhammad?"
>>55889319
At first I was angry.
Then I kek'd
>>55887558
well That's one way to blow off some steam
>>55887901
paki?
get it right you ignorant scot
>>55887558
>it was due to ''stress''
What an excuse.
>>55892134
So they can yell at us for being racist islamophobes and throw more shit down our necks.
And we can't even get mad anymore even though we should start considering a fucking genocide.
>>55891696
Kektopia
>55887987
The fate of reason is to be ignored or denied
>>55899321
Sixty shades of shit and you expect anyone to give a fuck which one misbehaved this week?
I'll advise you to fuck off before the happening Ahmed.
>>55896890
Your mom is shit then.
Mine was always saying
>if you murder someone one day come home and we will bury him in the woods or something
My mom was fun
So blow out instead of burn out
>>55887558
Next time I get stressed I'm gonna blow myself up too!
>>55888755
underrated banter, also check'em dubs
>>55895154
Fuck m8. Are you talking about The Project vid thats going around on fuckbook? Because if so:
>Using a mudskin journo as a source
Cmon m8. Youre better than that. If bikies had any balls, theyd start gunning down muslims asap
>>55887558
>blew himself up due to "STRESS"
To a liberal mind this makes since...
Liberals believe White Straight Christian Males are responsible for all evil and they must be eliminated... solution is import huge number of non-White non-Christians to breed out the "evil" in society
>>55895154
For reals or are you shitposting? Got a link?
>>55887558
oh shit, i thought we were safe from the dindunuffinism.
>>55888755
they even communicate like pokemons.
Allahu akbar, allahu akbar, allahu akbar
it's like they dont even have a real language
You know what Muslim moms say about their kids... They blow up so fast
>>55889319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7TAAw3oQvg
A BILLION
B I L L U N E
UNE BILON
UNAS BILJONAS
>>55898381
also fucking Vettel
>>55900697
>For reals or are you shitposting?
You are seriously asking me that question?
>>55887558
Lol what a load of horseshit. Momma is delusional as fuck although I can understand that - we really shouldn't be measuring the mother of a suicide bomber's comments for objectivity
>>55901225
actually crying of laughter right now
>>55887558
>incompetent parents
>>55888261
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3320157/Mother-Paris-suicide-bomber-says-son-did-not-mean-kill-claims-blown-STRESS.html
>>55889784
>why not AK
Muslims literally cant shoot
Remember the train incident? The terrorist emptied a full mag and hit NOBODY. Full auto is not the great kill switch everybody thinks it is.
>>55887558
Holy fuck
Read the very end of the article
Pic related
>vids and news of refugees constantly complaining "we are bored! Gib play station!"
>>55887558
HE WAS A GOOD BOY
DINDU NUFFIN
ON HIS WAY TO SHARIA LAW SCHOOL
>>55887558
Sometimes I just get so mad I want to EXPLODE. Islam is a religion of peace. *points finger to the air*
>>55887558
HE DINDU NUFFIN HE WUZ A GUD BOI GONNA MOSQUE EVVADAY TRYNA GIT HIS SUISAHD JACKET TA WERK NEED MO MONEY FO DEM PLAYSTAYSHUNZ
>>55894282
It's only a haram if you bottom.
>>55903833
Oh shit burger you're right.
>>55887987
>Literally every parent of a murder thinks their kid is innocent.
The fact that his Mom is defending him shows he was a homegrown Islamic terrorist, so there goes the hope that "screening" will help us know which refugees to keep out.
>>55887558
HES GUD MOHAMMAD
ON HIS WAY TO MOSQUE FOR PRAYER
JUST GOT LIFE BACK ON TRACK AFTER FIGHTING IN SYRIA
>>55899863
Did you bury her in the woods or something?
>>55896890
same
>>55887558
>Be white
>Stressed
>Just relax and shit
>Be Muslim exremist
>Be stressed
>Blow myself up
>>55893604
>Old VICE
rip lonely korean tea girl
>>55905754
>Muslim friend goes to day spa to relax
>he explodes
>>55906745
Kek, I'd love to see a cartoon of this. Any drawfags here?
>>55889319
>checks flag
Moving on.
>>55887558
we must give them busty british glamour models to reduce their stress levels
>His mother said that the family was sure Ibrahim had not planned to kill anyone when he detonated a suicide bomb outside a busy restaurant in Paris
Are you fucking kidding me
>>55906994
what u want senpai
>OP
They want you to talk of this...
...instead of this:
>>55899078
>>55905311
>HES GUD MOHAMMAD
>ON HIS WAY TO MOSQUE FOR PRAYER
>JUST GOT LIFE BACK ON TRACK AFTER FIGHTING IN SYRIA
kek
This is the level of mental disconnect in the Muslim community. Apparently you are peaceful up until the moment you pull the trigger, and even then it's usually an accident.
They have completely washed their hands of the situation. They know that stupid white people will do the justifying and protesting for them. Leaves the Muslim community more time to be peaceful.
>>55903875
>HE WAS A GOOD BOY
>DINDU NUFFIN
>ON HIS WAY TO SHARIA LAW SCHOOL
my fucking sides
Someone should re-make pic related, Islam version.
>>55888210
Don't dog your mates.
>>55908251
>>55887558
See guys it's bad to keep it all bottled in!
>>55891696
Hue
>>55894816
>be trinitrotoluene positive
>sign up for trinitrotoluene positive forums
>go to trinitrotoluene support groups
>receive disability benefits for trinitrotoluene
It's not hard. Why blow yourself up?
>>55887558
Yea, I mean shit happens. It's completely normal to blow yourself up when you are a bit tense
>>55887558
There is no evidence of ISIS among refugees goy :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ0n05yB0Xo
http://strawpoll.me/6022657
>>55887558
The only good thing to come of this mess is that more people have had their eyes open to how much muslims are fucking scum.
Isn't that what happens when you kaio-ken too hard?
HE A GOOD BOY
>>55887558
>he wuz stressed
>his jacket went of by accident
>he didn't mean to kill anyone
this fucking delusion
>>55909689
It's not delusion, it's just an extremely poor attempt at deceiving people.
>>55887901
Rolexs are expensive
If someone wanted to take one off someone, that warrants lethal force
>>55889319
Australia never dissapoints. Such high quality bait.
>be liberal
>invite my friend Muhammed and his family to my home
>play Uno with them after we pray to our savior
>Muhammed's sister Rashka about to win
>I pull a draw 4 on her
>she explodes
>sets off chain reaction
>my home is gone
T-thanks Allah
>>55909882
This. Shit tier taqqiya
>>55888261
They are trying to steal Gutei's one finger zen but they fail horribly.
Always he greeted.
>>55889319
>all of these idiots taking the bait
Good job straya, i find it hilarious how these autistic faggots want to the "muh white race" yet they are too stupid to distinguish even the most obvious bait top kek.
>we are going to fight against the mainstream liberal left that basically controls all of our governments and media yet we get outsmarted by a single aussie shitposter.
/pol/ is fucking hilarious.
>>55888261
They take "pull my finger" to a whole other level.
It could happen to anyone really.
I couldn't count the number of times I could have accidentally blown myself up with my suicide vest.
>>55887756
Underrated toast
>>55910279
10/10
>yelling "uno" becomes "allah"
>>55887558
>dailymail
I still wonder if it's supposed to be a faux, parodistic news site or an actual one, but extremely retarted. I honestly can't tell.
>>55897936
Yeah man, you'd lose because you'd be just like them!
