To join, state:
>religion
>country
>anything you can bring to battle
> Philippine Catholic
> Philippines
> Pic related: Adobo to feed all the Crusaders
Forgot to upload pic
>>55858079
>none practiced, raised roman catholic
>Merica
>bacon to rub on mudslimes after each kill to deny their access to virgins.
UK
Atheist : genuine kind that promotes traditional values. Just think there is no sky daddy.
A spoon and an officer hat.
>>55858079
none
australia
pic related
>>55858079
>blessed by the holy water when young
>straya
>just another paladin ready to purge evil, can also bring several emu soldiers
>Roman Catholic
>Australia
>the only knife in australia that cuts anything
Sedevacantist Catholic
Burgerland
Lots of guns
Also the giant rabbit in pic related
>atheist
>turkey
>a kebab
>>55858079
>none
>South Dakota USA
>Egyptian Hakim chambered in 8mm Mauser
I pray to God but do not do anything else religious.
USA
Leadership
I'm an American Iraq veteran.
I was a CCT inbed in a army infantry unit who was in direct contact with near danger range with enemy forces, I have been part of over 30 successful close air support sorties.
Just get me there.
>agnostic
>USA
>AR15, Verona 12 Guage, 1911 .45 ACP, PT145 also 45
>atheist
>gook
>popcorns
>>55860025
Fuck out. What sqd? I was SOWT 23rd.
>Australian
>Based slavic blood
>Natural instinct to remove kebab
>Jewish
>United States
>My dad's Machete from vietnam
>>55858762
looks good man
>>55858079
nondenominational protestant-leaning Christian
USA
I'm a decent author, and public speaker so I could push some propaganda.
>>55858079
I don't belong to a religion but I'd be open to one if it felt right
See Flag
Several .30+ cal semi-automatic rifles and I have a science/engineering background.
>>55858079
no national religion
no national identity
none
Jewish
United States
I study a lot of military history, I think I can apply that knowledge to helping with command.
Shitaka Yamama
Son of Nippon
mirrion dorrar
>>55858079
>None
>Canada
>M9 pellet replica
Le gun control is real
>atheist
>California
>myself
>>55858716
>>55858902
>>55859185
>>55859467
>>55859480
>>55859483
>>55859905
You guys do know that this is probably NSA info gathering right?
>>55858079
Dark Lord of the Sith
USA
Lots of Nukes to exterminate the Sandniggers.
>>55861219
KEK
>Catholic
>Argentina
> A bible, a good old Browning GP-35 and a bottle of scotch.
>'Murica
>'Murica
> and some 'Murica
Yeehaw.
>>55861219
gathering what?
Religion data?
>>55849932
Christian
Flag
Iron will
>>55861219
/pol/ is on NSA's side now, we cool
>>55861463
Yeah, and weapon data too. They want to know who to hit and what to expect when they come for you
>>55861219
If the NSA is hacking/accessing 4chan and correlating our freetext responses to IP's, then that's going to unnecessary lengths.
Why not just spy on your individual web traffic, TV/news habits etc... ?
Atheist
Quebec
10 litres maple syrup. 2 bows. 2 shotgun. 1 sks. 1 hockey stick
>>55858079
>atheist
>New Zealand
>a hunting rifle, two knives and basic medical knowhow.
>>55861603
>Quebec a country
>CIA threads
>>55861588
literally none of these responses have been serious, and even if they are, more than the population of /pol/ has weapons
>>55858079
>Polytheist, ie: Lokimotive, Lord of Trains impeding my ventures
>Florida
>red rider bb gun, a pond with at least three gators, and two chihuahuas
>>55858079
> Christian
> USA
> /k/ommando reporting in so yeah...
Straya
I might be a doctor in like 4 years if all goes well, otherwise I'm a useless cunt.
>>55858079
>None/Pantheist
>USA
>Pigskin riot shields and bacon bit spray
>>55858079
Jewish
USA
My first shooting range was at 7, I can likely hit a towel off the head of an a-rab from pretty far away. I was an amateur boxer for a few years too.
>Catholic
>Mexico
>drugs
And as extra, chicharron and carnitas.
Remember, /pol/: the best ways to deal with your enemies is through slow, gradual but permanent degradation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zersetzung
>>55858079
>Atheist
>American
>Vomit Inducing Images, pic related
>none
>canada
>borrow a gun from my uncle, and my uncle
>this autistic roleplaying
I honestly wish I was Muslim. At least they've got IS, whereas all Christian Europe appears to have is a bunch of NEETs playing out their fantasies on the internet.
None of you are doing shit. There isn't going to be a crusade. You're gonna wake up tomorrow and go back to your pathetic lives, fucking grow up and come to terms with this fact.
>>55858079
>Orthodox (however atheist)
>Canadian, with Serbian and Romanian backgrounds
>Remove_kebab.png
>>55858079
>christian
>Sweden
>folding knives, katana, air sniper rifle
>Catholic
>America
>sniper rifles
>>55862230
Le cu.cked britbong
>>55858079
>Lutheran, non-practicing as if that matters
>USA
>Intelligent tactics when it comes to kill-botting muzzies
>>55858079
>Jew
>Flag
>Physics
Buddist
Dwarfistan
My axe
>non-religious, raised roman catholic
>United States
>My white cis male privilege
>>55858079
>Agnostic, raised Roman Catholic
>Canada
>Pentax K-5
I will fight with my photography to expose true colours of mudslime to the world
>>55858079
Muslim
USA
A can of bengay for all of your collective butthurt ; ;
>>55862230
hahaha, you're my hero <3
>>55862310
I's true. You're all cowardly virgins who want to fight in a war simply because your lives are completely meaningless.
Maybe you should get some friends instead of fantasising about being in the modern day Freikorps.
If any of you fucks were actually serious about this shit, you'd be doing something now, not posting about it online. You're just a bunch of immature freaks obsessed with outdated politics and bitter about your social exclusion.
>>55862808
Then why are you here?
>Catholic (IHS)
>America
>Will of God
Agnostic
Denmark
Will bring "offensive cartoons" that make mudslimes mad
>>55858079
Christianity
USA
a flamethrower
>>55862808
Everyone was just having fun till Mohammed had to come along and say something rude...
>Agnostic
>Merrygun
>Burgers
>>55863041
>he dislikes cancerous fantasising circlejerks on /pol/
>he must be a muslim
Great fucking logic you fat shit.
>>55859185
>>55863046
>I came here to laugh at you.
Raised Roman Catholic, Dropped
'Murica
A Machete, a vast collection of Knives, some survival skills, and some WW2 era grenades.
1. Unitarian Universalist
2. Flag
3. My influence on my young friends, who respect my opinions.
Agnostic, Murica'
I can bring the motivation to somehow get my hands on a flammenwerfer to burn hordes of refugees.
>Islam
>Amerikkka
>Quran
>>55863775
Well, we will need a fuel source in order to cook our pork products.
long time since i didnt see winterchan
kekold
None
Corsica (France)
My experience in bomb making
>religion: atheist *tip le fedora*
>country: Cuknada
>anything you can bring to battle: Beavertails
>unaffiliated
>take a guess faggot
>mosin nagant and a can-do attitude
which religion do I join /pol/, on one hand Catholics are kebab removal machines, but on the other hand they also came from the same shitty region as the kebabs.
>>55858079
>Catholic
>USA
>Chicano hatred of mudshits and uber Catholicism
I'm also a /fit/izen, this is what I've trained for
DEUS VULT
>Joining the war to help the zionists
no thanks. free palestine.
>>55864510
>he thinks you have to choose between hating Muslims and Jews
Is anyone here a priest? We can sure use a battle priest
>>55858079
>Catholic
>Brazil
>Somes revolvers, maybe even rifles. Also food
>>55864510
hopefully gaza will be a beach resort in 20 years..palestine must be erased
>;^)
>United States of America
>Fanatically nationalistic, good leadership skills, first aid and cpr certified
>>55864510
While not move a war against both?
Just kill the muslims first cause they're a more directly threat and then gas the kikes
Can we get Broly to join the cause?
>>55864510
Fuck Cobryn.
Holy fucking shit I wish he burns in a fire
>>55865108
I think Knights Templar is defunct now.
I hope Broly is ok ;_:
>Atheist
>Brazil
>Mail, helmets, swords, battle axes, shields, etc.
>Southern Baptist Christian
>Freedomland, the legendary anti-Islam war machine, in the state of Texas, home of the world's greatest victory against brown people who live in sand.
>A bolt-action rifle in .338 Lapua, top tier long distance marksmanship skill, and about 8 rednecks who are dying to kill muzzies. They would actually jump at the chance to join a crusade.
>>55858079
>Agnostic
>Sweden
>My good looks
>Islam
>Singapoor
>Nothing
>>55860482
>>55860713
>>55862022
>>55862447
>jews fighting their own
hwat
taoist
hueland
info on how to get ripped, game theory, behavioral biology
>>55863455
woo flame throwers ftw
>heathen (germanic recostrutionist)
>murrica wisconsin
>a couple of axes bacon & booze and a remarkable tolorence for the cold
>>55861219
Take your meds, mate.
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING THROUGH TWITTER THIS MORNING
https://twitter.com/Usman_5453/status/666123191245545472
>>55858079
