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/b/tards did it, confirmed for legend
Original thread
>>55847590
kek
/b/ did it again
absolute madman
>>55847590
ALWAYS ASSOCIATING ALL OF US WITH A FEW OFFENDERS THIS IS A BOARD OF PEACE
>>55848679
TROLLING HAS NO BOARD
>>55848679
>not all 4chin users are bad, 4cian is a website of peace you 4chinphobic
>>55847590
>>55847622
This is why we can't have nice things.
>>55847590
im am amazing
Why is it always Karl?
Allegedly he was shot and is in the hospital. Post "pls heal hacker 4chan" in this thread, and he shall reward us with many keks and happenings.
>>55847590
these aren't real 4chan users
these are the people 4chan users are running from
>>55847622
Why would he do that? Just throw himself in jail for who knows how long for a few laughs from anonymous.
>>55847590
fucking legend
>>55847590
kek nice one /b/
>>55847590
THESE B-TARDS DON'T REPRESENT ALL OF 4CHAN!
THEY HATE 4CHAN AND THEY WANT NORMAL PEOPLE TO HATE IT TOO SO THEY SHUT IT DOWN.
4CHAN IS THE IMAGEBOARD OF PEACE!
we are a board of peace
these are extremists among us
#notall4chans
>>55847590
Fucking brillant.
>>55849039
It was for the lulz (lulz is a corruption of lol).
nice job /b/
>>55849089
this
I hope they don't oppress us
>>55847590
>2015
>/pol/ puts shillary in jail
>/b/ fucks shit up like there was o tomorrow
>/r9k/ dies
CHEEKY
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>>55847590
this guy is clearly a lone wolf madman that misinterpreted all 4chan stands for
pls dont asociate all 4chan users with this guy, we are the real victims here!
The title is edited you fucking retards
Real title is at the bottom
The media, once again is taking to sourcing an anonymous image board (where anyone can make stuff up mind you) in a desperate attempt to demonize this website to pressure its eventual shut-down.
>>55847590
>>55847622
Top kekkles nice job, anon.
>>55848679
Mein sides
holy kek
>>55847590
4chan the individual or 4chan the site?
#PrayFor4chan
damn 9gag cant keep getting away with it
>>55849195
>tfw /pol/ is taking over the role of the jews
>>55849350
4chan THE HACKER
>>55849123
I am lerning so much but now is time 2 fap! (Internet slang for masturbate)
>>55848679
#notallneckbeards
Good job /b/
>>55849295
Global Rule #1:
>You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law.
4chan promotes abidance of the law!
>>55847590
THERE ARE MILLIONS OF 4CHAN USERS AND ONLY A FEW HAVE EVER CAUSED TERROR PANICS
#NotAll4chan
#IllPostWithYou
#TrollLivesMatter
>>55849364
that filename
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>>55847590
is that why the site was super slow? did the popo all over cause it?
>4 Chan
every. fucking. time.
>>55847590
4CHAN IS A FORUM OF PEACE
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f78_1447610828
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3c8_1447620184
>>55849567
Why does this happen so often? Nobody calls Facebook Face Book.
>>55847590
#NotAll4chans
>>55849512
4CHAN DINDU NUFFIN WE GOOD BOIS MANE THIS WAS AN ISOLATED INCIDENT
>>55847622
Kek, I was in that thread, I didn't think the absolute anon would actually do it.
>>55847622
>>55847590
So when are we getting shut down? First the shooting, now this. Oh and all the other shit anonymous has done.
>>55847590
ABSOLUTE MADMAN !
>>55849530
nope my flag is not rare sorry fąm
>>55847622
Absolute madman!
>>55849677
Same here man. He's an absolute madman
IMAGEBOARD OF PEACE
>>55849774
DESTROY
DIE
ATTACK
>>55848679
I see what you did there
>>55849677
I meant madman, but the point still stands.
>>55847590
fucking /b/tards never change
we didn't do nuffin wrong
kehe hekhekh ehkekehkhehkekhhke
>4 Chan
#fuck4chan taking away attention from #mizzou #blacklivesmatter
>>55849774
Dont close 4chin, Import more users
4chan® is a board of peace!
Not all 4channers are evil!
Spread the message using hashtagnotall4chans!
>>55847590
that is soooo mean, guys. those people must have been really freaked out.
>>55848679
I feel bad for all anons who will get discriminated against because of a few exceptions.
#notallanons
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/anonymous-declares-war-islamic-state-6839030
>>55847590
At least nobody died. When /pol/ plays pranks Mexicans suicide by cop.
>>55850145
oh man ISIS are fucked now!
NOTALLANONS
THIS IS WEBSITISM!
Whenever a Facebook user commits a crime
>Deranged man commits a crime
Whenever a Twitter user commits a crime
>Deranged man commits a crime
Whenever a 4chan user commits a crime
>4chan commits yet another crime, site must be shut down immediately
>>55847590
The one time I don't go to /b/ for my furry scat porn, this shit happens. Shaking my head tbf.
>>55849932
The dog gets me every time. I have no idea why
>>55850353
SCATTER ALL OF THE BOARDS THROUGHOUT THE INTERNET. ONLY MAY THEY BE JOINED IN TIMES OF GREAT CRISES.
>>55850353
>not "4 Chan"
you blowed it
>>55847590
LOL, I wonder how Hiroshima Nagasaki will respond this time. Three months in and already two headline leading scandals.
#notallanons
terrorism isn't chan culture, 4chan is a chan of peace
>>55847622
>>55847590
Well done, the only solution to these Leftists is to never let sleep peacefully. If they have to live constantly in fear, their true nature will be exposed.
>>55850145
Religion of peace better get ready.
>>55850629
>>55850483
they ofc won't have any affiliation and may for this reason be seen as impartial...
The great balkanisation of the boards must begin now. We demand it. STRENGTH IN DIVERSIFICATION.
WE DINDU NUFFIN! WE GOOD BOYS!
>>55847590
>Karl Stifflessnodick
>>55847590
>4 Chan
#I'llShitpostWithYou
>>55847590
Ban assault fire crackers
>>55849635
>slipping on the memorial
And now /b/tards are terrorists. Wonderful.
are we doing this
>>55850915
/b/ is a board of peace, you bigot
Surely he can't get in trouble for setting off fire crackers, right?
BAN ASSALT 4-CHANNEL
Who is this "4 Chan"?
>/b/ finally does something funny
First time in years.
>>55850994
they will find a way
>>55848679
ANTI-CHANISM IS TO BLAME FOR THIS MEME, THE REDDITORS MUST REFLECT UPON THEMSELVES
>>55848909
Common Euro name. Even the Finns use it. My parents are immigrants and my name is Karl Timo Jarvinen.
>>55851021
the hacker named 4chan lmao
>>55847622
This would have been funny if it didn't help the terrorist in spreading the police thin and causing panic.
There's a time and a place for pranking, and it's not in the middle of fucking jihadist attacks. Hope he gets a couple years.
>>55849044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRRIjOkzHPM
>>55851027
baka desu senpai
>>55849530
new
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>>55847590
based Karl Stefanovik
>>55851134
Heard he got shot actually lol
>>55851206
#anonlivesmatter
>>55851134
Cukced much or just cranky the store was out of surströmming?
>>55847622
Even /b/ gets more shit done than /pol/
>>55851206
Made me chuckle. Guess the French are alright after all.
>>55848679
Underrated post.>>55848727
>>55851314
You forgot to turn on the Australian proxy.
>tfw /r9k/ and /b/ had more real life influence than /pol/
>>55851326
To be fair /pol/ did good job during Mizzou protests.
>>55850994
#4_chanlivesmatter
>>55847590
madman he actually did it!
>>55851389
Alright, yeah, I deserved that.
>>55851314
>live in apartment
>have to go outside to eat it for breakfast
>walls don't even smell, have to deal with gf's rancid ridge without backup
>>55851134
back to reddit
We should condemn what he did then everyone will forget it by tomorrow
>>55847590
Article?
>>55851502
He can't. Sweden banned Reddit because it offended a fat feminist once.
>>55851527
>>>/reddit/
>>55850950
I would be in this right now.
But of course im not a fucking faggot and dont have a Twitter. They rest of you should jump shit tbqh
>>55847622
Guys my side are in orbit i cant fuckin breath
>>55850994
Trying to create a human stampede? nigga thats serious jail time
That /b/tard is in literal pooicide watch
>>55851636
yeah I made it when I was like 14 i've only recently started using it for trolling and shit
>>55847590
>blaming entire 4chin for the act of one person
Wow thats racist
>>55851555
trips of ?PROOFS?!?
>>55851326
We helped push Trump to frontrunner, and every popular political meme not directly created by him is made here.
>>55851562
>>>irony
First day? No problem...
>>55851558
This isn't real, is it? I mean, someone's going to call me a retard for asking but can you honestly put it past Sweden?
>>55849039
does "for the lulz" mean nothing to you?
God damn this place is nothing but newfags
https://youtu.be/Z-ErKDZegpc
I keked
>>55849635
If it gets them to hate Muslims more, it's all good
>>55851814
I haven't been on /b/ in years to be honest. So I really didn't know it was still a thing, nor have I ever seen anyone use that meme literally while I was on /b/
>>55851864
This can't be the french. They would be running up to the guy and hugging him while screaming "NOT ALL MUSLIMS"
>>55847590
>fireworks
>fake shooting
Really? Fuck the media.
>>55851864
That bald old man had balls
>>55851134
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO
>>55849332
wh-what is this map f.am?
>>55851763
OP gives no link, people discuss it, ok then.
>>55850145
dox the muslims, downvote war now
You retards will believe anything.
>>55847590
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Op here: yes I have no link, but I know that the firecrackers and that thread were pretty close together. Even if no news article still high probability he did it.
>>55850145
We shall go on to the end, we shall Meme them in France, we shall meme on the seas and oceans, we shall meme with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Memes, whatever the cost may be, we shall meme on the beaches, we shall meme on the landing grounds, we shall meme in the fields and in the streets, we shall meme in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this 4chins or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the Anon Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.
-Winston Churchill, leader of the Meme alliance
IN A RECENT POLL, 89% OF 4 CHAN USERS SAY THAT THEY BELIEVE THAT ACTS OF TROLLING ARE OR CAN POSSIBLY BE JUSTIFIED
>>55847590
what if it was hiro??
>>55852056
We mustn't discuss the meaning. Alphabet Men will show up at our doors. You don't want a visit from keskusrikospoliisi, do you?
>>55847590
>NOTALL4CHAN
>>55851814
It's a meme you dip!
>>55851027
Because 4chan bans everything fun now
Most people went to mchan or 8ch
you guys are holding us back by keeping the larger chan userbase in here instead of going to the new chans
abandon 4chan and fun will start happening again every week
>I am shocked and saddened that so many people have been trolled today in a number of imageboard staged attacks in Paris, France.
>As the situation continues to unfold, Anon and I join all anonymous in extending our deepest condolences to the families and friends of those pranked. It is our sincere hope that the french are left alone as soon as possible. We also wish a speedy recovery to all those who have been harmed.
>4chan stands with France at this dark time and offers all possible assistance. We will continue to work closely with the international community to help prevent these terrible, senseless raids.
>Our thoughts and prayers are with the people of France and we mourn their pain
>#NotAllAnons #4chanOfPeace #KeksHaveNoReligion
- Toshiba Hiroshima
>>55849024
>>55849089
>>55849091
>>55849295
>>55849331
we should start a hashtag
#notallanons
#Prayfor4chan
>>55852447
w-what the fuck are you talking about? do i want to know?
>>55852571
>Most people went to mchan or 8ch
most fun people is what I meant
>>55852571
While I love the cripple and the idea behind 8c 8c/b/ is pure shit
And the other place you shill 24/7 and wont even name is literally pedocentral. Its their only reason to be
>>55849635
Something like this should happen every time a mob of terrorist apologist come together until they learn to stop the behavior.
>>55852701
and who are alphabet men?
>>55852701
I've said too much. I feel suojelupoliisi have already placed me on a list.
At this rate one of these days they'll shut down all the fun.
>>55852571
Those are the forward air bases. This is the belly of the beast.
>>55847590
MAINSTREAM MEDIA PLEASE REALIZE
THESE CHANESH DON'T REPRESENT 4CHAN! 4CHAN IS A BOARD OF PEACE. THESE CHANESH MISREPRESENT THE TEACHINGS OF MOOTLAH AND THE PROPHET HIROYUKHAD!
4 CHAN IS A BOARD OF PEACE!
>>55852749
>is literally pedocentral
>guys wasn't 4chan fun anymore? Mods stop banning controversial things!
>mchan sucks because they didn't ban controversial things, ban the controversial people before we go there!
the stupidity baffles me
you are being tumblr and reddit right now
>>55848727
amazing
>>55852802
It's too late now. Just lube up and wait for Captain Crunch to arrive.
>>55852852
Fun has a clearly racist bias
>>55852802
Alphabet Men are the FB1 and C1A or MI-five or SVR.
>>55848679
Best post in weeks
>>55852921
>>55852947
fucking hell thats enough 4chan for me bye
>>55852947
what about the CSI
>>55851326
What's stopping you from getting yourself arrested for keks, anon?
>>55847622
too bad we did this shit when Moot was around too, otherwise we could blame our new Jap overlord.
>>55852852
>shutting down a japanese website
Hah.
>>55852947
Does the NSA even do anything?
>that guy hiding his boner
>>55852856
No.
Those are new countries, based around on free speech. Mchan specially since mods can't delete posts.
4chan is north China.
Billions of people here, but you are powerless against the government and have no freedom. And unless one of you is going to buy 4chan and rule it, get the fuck out already.
You guys are literally wasting everyone's time by still being here, when there's so little that can be done around this place.
Get the fuck out, 8ch or mchan, anything but here
>>55852905
CP was always banned, my newfag friend
Last (you) from (me) to (you)
>>55853265
They send the info to the other guys who actually muscle the target.
>>55848679
>>55848727
#notallboards
#newfagswelcome
I refuse to comment on this obviously condemnable act since it puts my basic posting code under scrutiny I will not contribute to this hatred and bigotry.
>>55853230
Well the UN was trying to kill loli a while back iirc. Still not even sure what the UN even does that's productive.
>>55852571
>most pedophiles and edgelords went to mchan or 8ch
ftfy
>>55853310
Am I supposed to be impressed that MChan is too extreme and very controversial?
>>55853310
Until the ship has completely burned, I'm not leaving. And if you don't like it, you can go back to where you came from.
>>55853350
and CP is banned on mchan
what is your point? You want mchan to remove the legal images of children in there because it offends you. You are being a SJW
>>55853401
But they're never referenced in the news even though they aren't a secret anymore, shouldn't they at least try to claim some credit to show they actually do something?
Those occasional cp catches always only say the FBI was tracking them, never NSA, not even, 'with help from the NSA' or something.
>>55852056
>>55852447
>>55852701
>>55852802
>>55852844
Here you go, FAMILY. Nuke some sandniggers.
http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/
>>55848909
Didn't you know? Karl is here, right now, uncovering the truth.
>>55853465
yet those 2 chans are the only ones making the news through the things they organized on their boards.
4chan only makes the news now when mods fail to delete a thread (like OP's), or when someone who happens to browse 4chan does something outside of it
4chan itself is powerless now against everything
>>55853310
By the way what was the price of 4chan? As far as I remember, Hirohito nor MootCvck revealed the exacty price, but is there a ballpark estimate?
>>55848679
we clearly have to combat 4chanofobia!
>>55849425
This will be our defense when they blame all of us.
>>55847622
>Wanting to lock somebody up for years because of a prank that ultimately didn't harm anyone
Jesus.
>>55853310
>go to [censored website name] for the first time
>see pic related
Welp, I had fun staying with you, /pol/, but I must leave now.
>>55848679
4chan is a board of peace, these people don't represent 4chan
>>55849039
welcome to /b/ and let me sing you the tune of my people
we have the anon the microwaved and played dodgeball with an old unpinned grenade (never heard from him again), and the other anon that injected some blue looking liquid into his arm vein (never heard from him again), we also have the anon who made "how to make a crystal tutorial" that actually led btards into mixing chlorine and bleach, all for the keks.
>>55853633
Since I didn't know the answer, I was just going to ignore you, but I mustered the strength to post. This is how I do it:
1) go to options
2) make reply box use legacy captcah
3) type old captcha, which is 1000x faster than the images
On 8ch and mchan you never type captchas
Fuck you guys
Stop making us use this place and leave already holy shit. We could accomplish so much outside 4chan
Get the fuck out you faggots
>>55853535
>russia shitposting with nukes
kek
Is there a thread up on /pol/ or something? The population just skyrocketed.
>>55853723
It would be a problem in a civilized country that wanted to protect its citizens but because it was France it's hard to do much but laugh.
>>55853748
>feetfreaks
>liking feet
truly the most deranged in our midsts
>>55848909
scaring based karl is not very nice
>>55853748
software is sheet
>>55847590
>>55847622
>>55849091
>>55849142
>>55849332
>>55849774
>>55849901
>>55851864
The attacks in Paris were an UTTER FAILURE because they did not target jewish places and thus killed a majority of non-jews. (pic related!)
>>55853801
U wot m8?
>>55853668
Normies need to check their shavedbeard privilege.
all you faggots with twatters need to get this hashtag trending
#PrayFor4chan
>>55853530
Their job is more related to national security than criminal activities. Catching spies, intercepting threats against America and locating terrorists.
>>55852571
go to http:// 8 chan .net/
wat
>>55853593
Why don't you get yourself arrested and show us how a real chan gets shit "done."
BEHEAD THOSE THAT INSULT 4CHAN
>>55853947
there is no fucking captcha on 8ch and mchan
here on this god forsaken place we have to type the captcha every fucking time
please leave 4chan already anons, I can't stand coming to this place anymore just because it has more people
this is a plea, abandon 4chan so we can all have fun and not feel miserable
Based
Showing French people true colors.
>>55848679
#HotheadsHaveNoBoard
Most of us are big guys, so don't judge on single actions
>>55854083
Are you retarded? Why are you telling me about captcha, you nigger? You mentioned somebody should buy 4chan and change the rules and I asked how much it costs. I don't give a shit about your captcha, quit being hysterical.
>>55854036
4chan is great, 4chan is merciful. Death to those that oppose 4chan!!
ALAHU SHITPOSTHU
>>55847590
>>55847622
Holy fuck
>>55847590
chances /pol is responsible for #fuckparis to discredit blacklivesmatter, 95%
>>55854083
If you don't like it so much why don't you stop posting here forever and fuck off of to your faggot chans?
>>55854035
nobody needs to be arrested to accomplish things
and at least on mchan, and on some 8ch boards, you can post 100% from TOR. So technically, if you wanted, you could commit a crime and not be imprisoned. Though your post would be moderated, nobody would be able to trace you
leave this place for fucks sake, this place is outdated. It gives us no benefits but "it has users". As soon as we agree to migrate to another chan, that will change.
You can't stop immigration because 4chan won't let you get serious about that.
You can't migrate from 4chan to other chan because you wan to be in this shithole.
Stop digging your own graves
>>55849635
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f78_1447610828
this one's even better
>>55854339
because you people need to leave too so we have numbers
>>55853784
/b/ is a board of peace, you need to be more tolerant and import more peaceful users
>>55851864
Those two older people..... they didn't run.....they stood there... what if it was real...... he watched those people run through the flowers and candles as if they didn't matter..... what has fear done to us
Is anyone else saddened by the fact that the media is so worthless now that even /r9k/ managed to troll them during the last shooting, and this bullshit? They don't care about reporting the truth at all.
>>55851903
You mean you've never been on /b/
Did CNN make any efforts to find this 4Chan guy this time?
WE DINDU NUFFIN
YOU CANT JUST JUDGE A SITE BY A FEW OF ITS USERS
>>55849332
>all those nukes on Lithuania
Why?
>>55847590
If only parisians could be kept on edge like that until they explode their rage against local muslims...
THIS IS A WEBSITE OF PEACE
>>55847590
>>55854442
Oh god why, poor anon
>>55854664
Home of Marko Ramius.
>>55847590
toppest of keks
DANK MEME STATE OF 4CHAN WHEN ???
>>55854442
First time in a long time something from /b/ surprised me.
>>55847590
>>55847622
>>55848679
CANNOT BELIEVE
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>>55848679
HE WASNT A REAL 4CHAN USER!!!! HE PERVERTED WHAT 4CHAN IS!!!! YOU ARE TELLING ME ONE PERSON FROM 4CHAN DID THIS BUT NOW ALL OF THEM ARE PRANKIST!!!!?!?!?! ITS 2015! YOU ARE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY BIGOT!!!
>>55847590
/b/ you fucking maniac
>>55854991
WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT FLAG???!!!!
>>55847590
Wonderful m8
>>55854991
That flag.
>>55855090
I think we unlocked secret rares bro
>>55854991
R A R E
A
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>>55847622
>no timestamp on fireworks
I'm not believing it until I see pics, vocaroo, or youtubes links as he promised
>>55847590
I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES /B/
/POL/ NEEDS YOUR GENES
>>55854991
R A R E
>>55854991
WTF
>>55854413
Nah, you can just fuck off back to your dead chans and paranoid mods.
>>55852947
All fun and games til...
>>55854991
pretty rare to be honest family
>>55854991
How is that shit even pronounced?
>>55848679
#illshitpostwithyou
>>55855422
Ker-ah-cow.
>>55855212
This was the chaos he caused
http://youtu.be/Z-ErKDZegpc
>>55854357
>You can't stop immigration because 4chan won't let you get serious about that.
>super serious Taiwaneese flick show art forum
You need to be 18+ to be here m8.
>>55852571
fuck off pedrobear
I'm so torn between 4chan lying low, and 4chan continuously (easily) fucking with normies.
it's never anything extravagant or properly planned, it's just too easy
>>55847622
>>55847590
Good job that /b/tard needs a medal
>>55850950
dat 4chans is a good boy
4chans din do nuffins
4chans was getting his life back on track
4chans just needed to get dat money for dem programs
