Why is Porkins always the first line of defense? God dammit
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>>55657935
lol
fat
>he wanted to get a piece of the action
>pretty sure he was there to get a piece of the pie
psyops tactic
cus pork is haram
>>55658425
>pie
Or maybe the "Beef"
>amerilards being amerilards
> beef up security
> beef
Well placed pun
>>55657935
Because they got lots of HP.
oh great now we got Police marching through our streets with assault rifles
>>55657935
You'd rather the fit guys get killed first?
Hilarious cap though OP, I wonder if he's allowed to go inside that McDonalds during his shift or if he has to pay people to bring food to him.
Because this shot is intended to discredit any western reaction to the insane murderers in our midst as "just some fat guy playing soldier". It's propaganda, dumbass. The real question is who the fuck is paying for our own media to discredit our own response to some insane murderers in our midst?
He absorbs bullets better
didn't u lrn anything from video gamez fag he is clearly the heavy machine gun loadout with high health and great supression weapons
>>55657935
>Major U.S. cities beef up security
>beef up
ayyyyy
>>55657935
Does he really think that tiny vest is going to protect the 90% of his body it doesn't cover?
Does your NFL team have skinny offensive lineman? I would bet against them.
>>55657935
just bulking breh
>>55657935
If I ever become a terrorist I am going to pull a reverse robocop
Instead of going down stairs to escape another murderous robot and have it collapse I am going to go up the stairs and have the heavy cops collapse
The fuck? Don't American police recruiters have standards?
How the fuck did he passed the physical test? Surely it wasn't some piss easy test like 10 push ups only or something?
>>55657935
>BEEF UP SECURITY
kek
>Porkins
>Beef
>>55658915
>Don't American police recruiters have standards?
They really don't. It's like 6 months of training.
>>55658915
They don't even have to be capable of reading or spelling their own name
They just have to be able to shout "Stop resisting" over and over
>>55658915
To join. People get fat.
He doesn't appear to be anything other than a basic cop, just with a rifle and helmet. So, he probably doesn't have ongoing fitness standards. Well, hard ones anyway.
>>55658915
No. Cops are barely held to any standard at all.
Anyone slightly capable joins the military. Really capable people join the military for training, and then join a private outfit.
Only dumb losers are cops.
>>55658805
Not sure if trolling, but I'll explain anyways.
Limbs are hard to hit because they are narrow and move around a lot. The torso, on the other hand, is a nice big target that moves relatively little. It also contains most of our vital organs. That's why you are supposed to aim for center mass.
>>55658805
Heart and lungs
>>55658915
It depends on the Department, he's probably a Reservist anyways . He probably got called up for this event
>>55659021
>They really don't. It's like 6 months of training.
They really don't. It's like 6 months of training.
Actually that is the high end like NJSP....some cops only get 2 weeks...I wish I was joking.
Also the shooting qualifiers are hilarious, pretty much everyone with a gun short of gangbangers and fudds shoots more bullets than they do and more accurate then required too
>>55658915
>Don't American police recruiters have standards?
I don't think you even need a high school diploma to be a cop, which is why most cops are armed morons.
>>55658584
>>55657935
DUDE FAT LMAO
>>55659121
>anyone slightly capable joins the military
lol it's funny because you have to have a bachelor's to be a cop because no one will hire you if you don't but you can literally be a high school dropout and the military won't care.
>>55658807
BTFO
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>>55659187
Fucking hell man I didn't realise it was THAT bad.
So what's the reason for it? Is it simply a case of there being such high demand?
>>55658915
The police force is like marriage -- you must look good at first, but once you're official you turn fat and evil.
>>55659362
Nope, more stringent state police only need an associates or 60 credits
Military at this point due to the shitty economy and sequestering is GED (if you can even get in with that) minimum now.
>>55659174
>>55659140
Still a lot more areas to hit that he could bleed out from than a fit person
>>55659531
Need for doughnuts intensifies
>>55659531
Aren't there any regulations for the officers to be fit and stay in shaped during their policing career?
I don't know, it just boggles my mind that for a job that requires "somewhat" physical activity you'd think having a fit employees would be beneficial.
>>55657935
>gomer pyle in charge of security
what could possibly go wrong?
OP here, I apologize. He's not Officer Porkins, friends at /k/ recognized him. His name is...
>>55659591
Bleeding out doesn't happen immediately. And he's big, so he's got more blood to lose. Get shot in the arm, and even without treatment, you got at least a couple minutes before it gets really bad.
>>heavy breathing
fuck I can't reach my taser or pepper spray ..might as well just shoot him then
>>55659434
Shitty podunk town police don't care.
I know cracked is looked down upon but on occasion they are right (very rare now)
http://www.cracked.com/personal-experiences-1564-6-things-i-learned-broke-police-force-in-lawless-town.html
>>55659712
Look at that skinny niggers haircut lol
>>55659778
Holy fuck did he die
>>55657935
>mfw even Mc Donalds makes it in the shot
Come on!
>>55659769
It all depends on the department
Some like certain state police have a yearly physical but it isn't really that tough
>>55659885
fucking Lloyd Christmas
>>55659982
>>55657935
>>55659362
> Thinking that matters
No one gives a fuck about a bachelor's degree, you dumb faggot. You can be a literal retard and get one of those these days. It means absolutely fucking nothing on a job that is mostly physical anyway. Anyone even slightly capable of being physically competent joins the military. And guess what? The high school student who joins the military is smarter than the college graduate cop because he wasn't so fucking dumb to waste tens of thousands of dollars on a worthless degree because society told him to.
>>55659252
>OP doesn't understand what a tank is.
Do you even play WoW faggot?
>>55657935
>dat trigger discipline
>>55659362
many local police departments hire cops with DUIs, 'minor' criminal records, medical issues and even drug offenses Military at least filters those people. They are not held to federal standards whereas military is.
>>55659035
underrated.
>>55659434
That cop looks like he's in NY, which constantly boasts of having a fuckhuge standing army of cops. So yeah, most likely, just very high demand.
In my experience I've seen and encountered far more spiky-haired MMA meathead cops than stereotypical obese, short-winded Porkins types.
Maybe it depends on where you live.
>>55657935
For the other guys to hide behind.
>>55660321
>having a fuckhuge standing army of cops
They think that's a good thing? To an outsider, ie: me, that just makes it look like NY is a shit hole that needs an army in order to maintain order.
Although I have visited New York City before and it WAS a shit hole. Well to be fair only most of it was.
>>55658805
They're only meant to protect the heart in its entirety, and as much of the lungs as possible.
It's no excuse for his girth, though.
>>55659362
Not true. The only component that accepts high school dropouts is the active-duty Army, and they require all recruits to complete an HSED within six months of completing advanced individual training.
>>55657935
havent you ever played videogames?
that's like having a boss for the front lines.
he will absorb lots of bullets
>>55660499
To an outsider, that's probably what it looks like. To someone in the city, it makes them feel safe, because they live with the memory of a time when crime was much, much, much worse than it is today. Seeing that army of cops, with 2 or 3 of them standing on every corner at night, makes them feel safe.
>>55660857
>you will never get to visit 42nd St in the 80s
feels bad man
>>55661002
Yeah, as grimy as it was, that was back when NY still felt like NY. Now NY just feels like one extended strip mall.
Ah well. I can't say it's bad that it's gone. It's just that NYC feels weird nowadays.
>>55661002
bruh..
>>55657935
He squeals the loudest and is therefore best suited to warn the others of danger.
>>55661715
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qwU1LQZA5g
>>55661715
Lol
>>55660857
Well, we're going back to that time. deBlasio is a nigger lover and violent crime is rising.
Jew York actually has two lines of defense against the Islamic hordes. The working class people despise Arabs.
