https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/roo/5308220625.html
> The Sparkle Goat House is looking for a new housemate to join our 7-person collective in Oakland! We aim to have a range of genders reflected in our home space and have a strong preference for a male identified feminist person to join us at this time. (we welcome you to express your experience of gender in your reply if categories don't feel like a simple fit).
> Becca: At the moment Becca is a carpenter by trade, hoping to start a farm someday full of healing and good communication and veggies of course. She is genderqueer (you can also call her "they") and loves the woods, riding in the house bike gang, and eating mostly vegan food except for the occasional trip to fried chicken. She practices Kajukenbo martial arts to keep her voice and spirit strong and co-counseling to keep her heart tender.
>Emma: is a 28 year old Queer lady creative thinker and doer with a flair for bread-baking, a love of animals and children, and a passion for poop (aka "sustainable human waste management systems") and communal living and collective work. She is currently working as a pastry chef but dreams of doing something even awesomer, TBD. In her dreams she is a roller derby champion, ceramic artist, who also performs covers of her favorite songs while playing the accordion in front of an adoring audience.
>Wren sees herself most days as a queer jew, age 31 (biologically) born and raised in the suburbs of NYC. Z (attempting to bring it back) is new to the bay area, and this house, and is loving what we are creating. Right now, most of Wren's time is spent working with children, and studying to be a radical rabbi dedicated to the work of nonviolence.
> Kat: genderqueer faab White human who moved to the bay in 2003. They are working toward their MSW, which includes a thesis project about how to reduce white fragility and promote white resilience in anti-racism education and organizing spaces.
Good fucking god.
>age 31 (biologically)
The fuck does this mean, that they identify as a different age?
So if someone fucks someone, then identifies as a 5 year old, does that make the other person a pedophile?
Goodness gracious. That is an elaborate way to tell everyone they give communal blowjobs. 10/10, would move in for the free blowies.
>>55565523
This is the most faggot shit I have ever read.
>>55565523
>Wren sees herself most days as a queer jew, age 31 (biologically)
i give up on this world.
i hope every country nukes each other.
![9757467834_4693999528[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZCFUJH8.jpg "9757467834_4693999528[1].jpg")
WW3 when?
Having second thoughts on getting a job in SF...
>b-but muh shekels
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>>55565582
>DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE THIS 30 YEAR OLD GUY FOR HAVING SEX WITH THAT 5 YEAR OLD GIRL, CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S A TRANSCHILD?
/pol/ was right. The slippers slope was real.
>>55565582
>The fuck does this mean, that they identify as a different age?
Not sure, but I've heard that there is such a thing as your age in years and your biological age, meaning that you could, for example, be 20 years old (Times the Earth has been around the Sun), but your body would indicate that you've actually aged to the point of a 16 year old. Like, you are still very young in looks and your body is still strong and tight.
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>>55565582
...honestly, I just realized that this WILL be a thing in like 5 years minimum. People complain about age-ism now, in the future people will fight to be 'trans-age'
Can't you see it now? "Biological age means little to nothing: people mature at different times, and I have the right to identify with what age I truly am". I'm calling it, this IS going to be a thing eventually. Mark my words on this November day in 2015.
Also, yes this type of faggotry can make anyone upset at the world. imo, it's best to view it as a free carnival you get front row seats to. I have a great job and can choose to live in a nice white Suburb when I get older, so watching these people duke it out with the world can be fucking entertaining if you look at it in the right light
>>55565523
haha trust me, they are full-nazi when it comes to their gender politics. You would have to be an oscar actor to get in there
Guys, I think I've finally experienced white guilt. This shit right here makes me ashamed to be white.
>>55565523
Im at work about 15 min away from there. Someone get me the adress so i can knock on he front dopr and say banana split. And tell them how i identify as a penguin and prefer to be called "this"
>>55565523
>https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/roo/5308220625.html
So how are we going to respond?
> I identify as a Nazi-fluid etc.
bernie voters
>>55565523
So bottom line here...they need a man in the house?
>>55566223
>age 31 (biologically)
So are they picking their own ages now?
>Ma'am I need to see your license. This says you're 13, you can't legally drive.
>Fuck you patriarch, I FEEL 42 so I'm allowed to drive!!
>>55566348
>Hitler as a headmate
kek
>>55566223
There's already a reply in the other thread that was made before this one faggot.
>>55565523
>ids habbdening
Communes are nothing new.
>>55565523
>Woman
>woman
>woman
>woman
>We're looking for preferably a man to join our house
I detect jars that need opened and shelves needing put up but someone(s) being far too far into the woods now to play the wife game.
Been looking for a new place to live, thanks OP maybe I can bullshit my way out of paying rent and live for free.
>>55565523
There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.
>>55565523
Reading this shit
pic related
>>55567292
Kat sounds like he might well be a dude.
But you're probably right, thought rather than jars opened, they probably need someone to a) earn money b) act as a convenient scapegoat
I met a group of people like this when I reconnected with a HS girl friend.
I hung out for a bit with them, it was interesting.
They were super into bisexual gangbangs and BDSM. Pretty much every night.
It is kind funny seeing the girl you slow danced with and nervously kissed getting a train run on her while in a sex swing.
6/10 Woman were average and BDSM is kinda off putting, plus they were all sober.
>>55565523
>>55565523
>age 31 (biologically)
>biologically
OUR SIDES CANT REPEL KEKS OF THIS MAGNITUDE
>>55566348
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>>55566016
its the "old soul" gibberish/psychosis/spiritualism horse-nonsense
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>>55565582
>>55566386
embrace it
>>55565523
>https://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/roo/5308220625.html
THIS IS FUCKING GOLD
>The COMMUNITY: So far, we are a community of six queer white people committed to looking at the structures of privilege, power, oppression and the roles we play in them. We are in our late twenties to late thirties. Our conversations often center around anti-racist struggles and what justice may look like in our home, our neighborhood and in Oakland. You will find us at protests, vigils, and community events. We realize that for a person of color it might be hard to come into a house of all white people for so many reasons. We are committed to reflecting on our expressions of privilege and power and are open to working through ways our racism plays out in our community.
i am gonna write an email to them, telling them i am a Black person who was born a female but identify as male, and thought that it would be helpful in their journey to overcoming their White privilege if i were to have them regularly fellate me while wearing my strap-on.
gonna add al sorts of other shit, too. the challenge will be in making it believable, yet still hilarious.
>>55567926
Tell them you're a jewish black tranny
>>55567926
>We also have a wonderful backyard with a fire pit, lots of places to sit, a rabbit named Stanley, and a thriving garden.
i'm also going to suggest killing Stanley in my Santeria ritual, reminding them that they are close-minded bigots who hate my Black transgendered culture if they object
>>55568010
maybe a Jewish/Santeria fusion, just to culture it up a notch
I was looking for a house share in Portland and almost every one was like this so I would assume this is real
>>55568010
>Tell them you're a jewish black tranny
But that you won't join if there's any hispanic members of the commune because you think they're all filthy and lazy
>>55565523
>mostly vegan
get the fuck outta here
>>55566214
What you're saying is not such a bad idea. It eould make for great fun to enter this living arrangement posing as a feminist man, and begin pitting each person against one another, to the point that they eventually want to kill one another. Once they finally kill each other off, leave a note for the police saying "It's amazing what can happen when we all work together. Love always, Keyser Soze."
>>55565523
I'd move in, then when asked to pay rent refuse because it triggers my PTSD and when asked to leave start yelling "SQUATTER'S RIGHTS! AM I BEING DETAINED? LET ME TALK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR!!"
>>55565582
>under 21
I identify as 22 years ol,
>gets served booze
Tricky bastards
Also
>pedos take full advantage of this
>>55568194
just tell them that you "identify" as financially destitute, and they have no right to force their rent-paying demands on you
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>>55568081
Tell them you're Jewish but face prosecution because you also believe that Jesus Christ was the true messiah that god promised.
There's some niggers in Africa who literally think they're Jews who also believe Jesus was the messiah. You can't make this shit up.
>>55568081
As long as they know you're the most oppressed individual out there.
OR, you could just dress up as a Soviet-era commissar, tell them that you admire their dedication to socialist lifestyle, and then start executing people for the most trivial departures from the Socialist ideal.
>>55567673
i think "Kat" has multiple personality disorder
>"Kat: genderqueer faab White human who moved to the bay in 2003. They are working toward their MSW, which includes a thesis project about how to reduce white fragility and promote white resilience in anti-racism education and organizing spaces. They love half-and-half in their coffee but not in their nettle tea, crafty projects like making fire cider and leather wallets and baby booties, and are often found queer country-western two-stepping, hiking n biking, or at an organizing meeting. They love the combination of political engagement, emotional tenderness, and hilarity/joyfulness in the house."
it sounds like it would actually be a lot of fun to see what goes on in this house. Kat should pretend one of his personalities is a neo-nazi skinhead
> mfw i used to live in Oakland.
And i thought niggers were bad. Jesus Christ i'm glad i escaped that fucking hellhole.
>>55566214
>>55568184
Please make this real by Christmas.
>>55568813
Y u didnt take me with you?
>>55565523
You should send a response describing yourself as "Anon" "Working white man dedicated to removing the grip of the usurious Jew from the world. 14/88 RaHoWa now"
>>55565523
I had to google half the shit in that posting.
What the flying fuck is going on here
>>55565931
>slippers slope
Kek
>>55565523
Nuclear fire can't come fast enough.
>>55567685
that's disgusting
