How long before someone dies in a rumblr fight?
more like how long until people sign up with someone else's information and challenge everyone in an entire city
>>55304596
As soon as an unlucky punk fights me.
people can and do die from a single punch to the head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDt8TGZjltE
>>55304729
ONEPUNCHMAN
Damn, I had this very same idea for an app yesterday.
Here goes my startup.
>>55304596
Can someone educate a poor 2nd world citizen what the fuck rumblr is ?
>>55304729
Gee, niggers, imagine that.
>>55304817
it's like Grindr but instead of meeting up for gay sex it's a fight
>>55304817
Look at the fucking image. Its like Tinder, but for people that want to fight other people
>>55304817
It's an app so you can go meet someone and then have the shit beaten out of you.
>>55304596
this is going to make gangs a LOT of money
>>55304880
So what youre saying is its like Grindr but with clothes on?
Just the idea makes me laugh.
>>55304919
Clothing not necessary if your opponent agrees to Greco-Roman wrestling
>>55304880
>>55304882
...what is happening to your country man ?
>>55304596
>>55304882
Does it support group fights?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaYeqFdTovw
>implying Apple will let this on the app store
>>55305079
Apps are the new dot com bubble and I can't wait to watch all the venture capital dry up when they aren't able to move from a pure customer acquisition model to one that has to monetize its user base.
>>55305228
Yeah there is Rumblr Group for crew battles
>>55304909
>>55304900
I would imagine the app company would be charged with accessory to the crime and conspiracy as soon as someone dies
>>55305228
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MgVVtdMZPk
>>55304695
D E V I L I S H
>>55305266
>I would imagine the app company would be charged with accessory to the crime and conspiracy as soon as someone dies
They won't be criminally charged but the civil suits will be a tidal wave
If I end up giving up on life I'm going to steal an account picture then set up fights and shoot those niggers dead. It would be my honor stopping this disease
>secured large amounts of private equity to make app a reality
I wonder who could have possibly supported this....
This is glorious.... I cant wait until lad culture picks this up. Its about time men took a more manlier way of social rebellion than just sticking a needle in their arm
>>55305246
The crash in Degeneracy Bay will be beautiful.
>Encouraging men to be like niggers
I WONDER WHO IS BEHIND THIS
>>55304596
Does anyone have any links or ideas where i might download this app? I cant seem to find it with a simple search and i am too smartphone-illiterate to know better
>>55304596
>Lure unsuspecting Rumblr's to fights
>Gank them with your squad
Just like in my video games.
Would it be considered first degree murder if I bring a gun and only kill nigs? Or is it more of a self defense thing?
>>55305228
Literally white niggers.
>>55305625
>not putting on a hero cape and a costume for fights
Nigger its like you dont want to throw down with captain ISIS while dressed as uncle sam
>>55305625
>Police investigates
>You end up being pounded in the ass for 25 years to life
>>55305625
kek, I imagine everyone will bring their crew for safety, and there'll be a LOT of impromptu crew battles.
>>55305421
YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>55305591
It apparently launches tonight a 5pm EST time
>>55304729
>>55305421
Nukes it is
>>55305421
God dammit
I imagine this app will take off in Ireland.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZPH14zZi9M&feature=player_detailpage#t=337s
>>55304712
>psh nothing personnel kid
>>55304596
Come on, /pol/lacks, this rumblr thing is OBVIOUSLY a hoax.
Shame on us all for getting trolled by it.
>>55305554
Straight white men
Will it support handicap fights?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvO-B9Oo28k
>>55305421
I can't ever imagina myself having a kid nor do i have any friends or people that i would particularly if they were dead, these options are shit.
>>55305653
To be fair they met in an organized way, punched each other a bit until a victor was decided and then called it off and congratulated each other in a sportsmanlike manner. I have no problems with this.
Why did they waste time and money making this app if it's obviously going to be banned? You can be arrested and thrown in jail for fist fighting.
>>55306215
Publicity, most likely. It's launched, gets shut down with a scandal, developer makes a name for himself. Next they release something more boring but as a "developer of a controversial Rumblr app" they get noticed. Jewery 101.
>>55305924
That looks uncivilised but really they're well organised and even helping one and other up when knocked down. This is young men being degenerate in the pursuit of excitement and nothing more.
>>55305421
>DEVILISH
Obvs. nuke the commonwealth though, no time for any of that blade runner shit
>>55306485
Fighting makes you feel alive. It's dangerous as fuck and is certainly not good for your IQ but it's weird, it's freeing.
>>55304695
Seems to me you you use both rumblr and a dating site to arrange some special encounters.
>I was supposed to meet some super hot divorcee at the bowling alley
>I wore a yellow shirt like she said
>Some black dude asked if I was Larry
>I said yes and he bit me in the nuts
>>55304695
>>55306636
>make a male and female fake accounts and set up weird dates for random people
Why didn't I think of this earlier.
>>55304729
I could never obtain...such levels of power...
>>55304880
And then probably gay sex
>>55307284
You'd be doing God's work.
>>55305924
>that one guy who gets separated from his team and like 6 guys stay behind to gang him
He had a hard life
>>55305421
Really? What kind of choice is that? Games these days try so hard to be edgy and moral with their choices. But this, this isn't even difficult.
>2015
>still playing vidya
Pathetic
>>55307799
He's just crowd controlling, tanking 6 guys to let the dps gank the geeks
>>55305653
What?
>Fight for a reason.
>Even numbers
>Victor emerges
>Victor helps the vanquished to their feet
>Back slaps and applause all around
What the fuck is wrong with you?
That actually sounds pretty sweet, has anyone here tried it? I mean even if you don't wanna fight you can just go and see fights right? That's fucking funny man
>>55305421
enjoy the visist.
>>55305421
Oh fuck you
>>55305421
>implying Bethesda mainquests are interesting
shiggy
>>55305411
we should give the jews profiles on rumblr and have them insult niggers
>>55304596
it's not going to happen.
Freedom hating cops are going to use the app and stop fights.
In areas where the cops have more important things to do, people don't need an app to find a a fight.
>>55305924
>refraining from taking cheap shots at downed opponents
>assisting troubled team mates
>checking up on downed opponents to see if they are ok once the fight is over
these guys are actually pretty civil
>>55304729
This isn't even so much about power, the guy who punched him could have been weak. He just so happened to have hit him in the right spot under the right conditions to kill him.
>>55306636
>he bit me in the nuts
>bit
pls tell me its recorded
>>55304729
>marrying a hot latina
>daughter is still fat
welp
>>55304596
This is who he fought btw
#RIP mattyice67
>>55305228
>that music
I'm getting Mount and Blade: Napleonic War flashbacks
someone make a hitler account
>>55308138
He means they do a nigger thing the white way.>>55308246
>>55304596
This can't be legal.
Assault is Assault.
>>55304596
That's fight club for millenials then? I wouldn't worry. It's not like they can throw a punch in their skinny jeans.
>>55310544
then why does boxing or any martial arts competition still exist?
>>55310609
Proper licenses. Health and safety procedures.
This is unauthorised, illegal street fighting.
Racing is legal. street racing is illegal.
Same concept.
And assault is still a crime regardless if it's consensual assault.
>>55310544
You have to report it to be a crime. At least here it is. Saw once a woman get her shit wrecked by an alcoholic and when the police showed up they asked if she presses charges, she was too afraid to say yes so the police just left and told the woman to go somewhere else.
>>55304729
Niggers. Every time.
>>55310705
Here the police can press charges on behalf of the state
If there is proof of abuse and the victim refuses to testify. They will be overruled.
>>55310696
IIRC Theres still like one or two states in America where if two psrties agree to a fistfight in order to settle a dispute it's 100% legal. One guy dressed as a suer hero and would find drunk violent assholes, get them to agree to a fight and then kick the shit out of them.
>>55304880
lmao why would you wanna fight random niggas unless they did something to you?
>>55305625
You're the type of player I hate in bloodborne and the dark souls series
>>55305924
these are swedish not british you dumbshit
>>55306485
nothing degenerate about fighting. It's learning marshall prowess.
>>55310750
So legal in case both agree on it then.
>>55309814
Cops won't catch on for a while though. I didn't need this in high school though. Rural town with a couple high schools and very few attractive women led to many fights.
>>55305421
Who gives a fuck? Can I do the dirty deed with Liberty Prime?
>>55308138
>Victor helps the vanquished to their feet
Fuck that, survial of the fittest nigga
>Dress up like a woman
>Get women to meet to fight
>Don on supergirl outfit
>Beat the shit out of them (naturally there will be a pack of nigresses)
>Return to the shadows
>>55304596
only animals will fight , so hopefully they all or mostly all die
Now that I think about it, what if people used this app for Fighting games instead?
>>55311116
Like "Looking for street fighter third strike fight, no Ryus, money match" or some shit. That would be dope.
>>55305924
>Alliance rush vs horde turtle in alterac valley
Got to be a hoax. No way Apple will let this app on their store. I'm pretty sure the very distribution of such an app is illegal as well.
