Can i get a /pol/ humor thread?
Harlem shake /pol/ edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VUbirolo6I
Thougths on The Venus Project?
www.thevenusproject.com
It's incredibly naive. You suppose that everyone is going to get along in perpetual harmony, that the world is going to support you by providing you resources free of charge, that growth, scarcity or anti-intellectualism aren't existent.
Venus Project is a shit.
>>35855163
>Thougths on The Venus Project?
19th Century Marxism 2: Magic Robots Bugaloo
>>35855163
Communism.
>/pol/ draws Ebolachan with cute little vampire wings
>ebola virus goes airborne
Praise the Black Sun.
Thank you Ebola Chan.
We love you Ebola Chan.
Flap those little wings Ebola Chan.
Maintain population below 500 000 000 in perpetual balance with nature.
Post your shrine and ofrands. Remember, Ebola Chan loves your semens too!
Well I didn't like the Georgia Guidestones at first since I thought they were aiming at me, but if its Africa and India, well, I am okay with it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_429ROVI2Y
Thread music.
>I LOVE YOU EBOLA CHAN
This past days have truly proven how much of an edgy faggot enclave /pol/ has become. You are literally worshipping a disease that could kill billions of people. And no, it won't be just niggers and jews. Are you seriously that fucking retarded?
/pol/ used to have actual discussion about politics, history, economics etc. with the occasional faggotry and tinfoiling but never has it been this fully retarded. EBOLACHAN is pretty much ponyfaggotry tier. At the start people were posting ponies ironnically, >look at me i like cartoons for little girls, but it ended up being an actual thing because faggots thought that they were in good company with people pretending to be faggots so they came out. and the faggots validated other faggots and bam you have a legion of betamales walking around singing song in public holding a pony doll.
Now the clueless mind-sheep are bandwagonning onto ironic shitposting and people are actually, legitimately worshipping a disease. Holy fuck. I know you are all abject failures and wish destruction on societies that casted you out as losers but this is just fucking retarded.
No seriously, stop being fucking retarded.
>>35835483
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN
Shouldn't be a surprise /pol/ went to shit. It happens to all good things.
The sudden rise in stormfromt occupying this place is annoying.
>muh every jew is evil and out to get me
>>35835562
>The sudden rise
Wow you guys really are that new.
>refresh /pol/
>13 threads about ebola
>all about magik vodoo an ergrers
What is this?
>>35829442
spurdo!
Pol has been co-opted by a degenerate, demon-worshipping death cult even more nihilistic and in thrall to the Devil than the SJW's.
version 2
/pol/
I am a top mod of a semi-major subreddit.
I'm leaving. I'm tired of the site, tired of the shadow bans, tired of the shills, and tired of the censorship.
I want to shut down my subreddit in protest.
But not before leaving my (our) views behind.
What are some some ideas on how to approach this. What would make an impact to general people who visit the sub?
Basically, how to make a major impact? Give me some images. text, ideas, whatever.
The subreddit will be shut down by midnight EST. I'll provide a link when I am done. Feel free to snapshot.
op delivered http://timanderic.reddit.com
>>35826262
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Fuck, that is hilarious.
>>35826262
OP fucking delivered. Get in here.
Let's continue the carnage and wave the flag of /pol/ in our new conquered subreddit.
Because of the near universal approval the last thread received I thought I'd revive it.
ITT: We post Jews that have changed the world for the better
I'll start!
Hermann Minkowski
Produced the mathematical setting for Quantum Field Theory. Quantum Field Theory is currently the most accurate description of reality humans has ever conceived of, most of our modern technology uses it in some form.
Albert Einstein
Developed Special Relativity - helped enable modern quantum field theory.
Developed General Relativity - making it possible for satellites to stay in orbit and high precision astronomy. With the addition of higher precision space missions.
(please don't post that retarded infographic on him and make me debunk it again)
Edward Witten
Considered by many physicists to be the smartest man alive. His contributions to modern physics and mathematics are numerous and far reaching. Many believe that his unification of string theory may lead to the Theory of Everything.
Richard Feynman
Considered one of the greatest physicists of all time he nearly single-handedly developed Quantum Electrodynamics allowing for all modern technology to exist. Helped found the formalisation of the Standard Model of particle physics. He was also a lady killer.
MASSIVE RED PILL ON ISLAM INCOMING. MULTI PART POST GET IN HERE.
PART 1.
There is a man named "Abdul Majeed al-Zindani"
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul_Majeed_al-Zindani
in 1984 he founded the "Commission on Scientific Signs in the Quran and Sunnah"
>http://www.eajaz.org/eajaz/index.php?lang=en
This group is backed by "The Muslim World League http://www.themwl.org/Profile/default.aspx?l=en " a Saudi funded WAHHABI group who spreads the word of Islam into countries and promote strict sharia law. They are Muslims who read and speak Arabic and know the book better than anyone in the WORLD .... they are based in Umm Al Qura University, which is 23 miles of the KAABA, in MECCA.....DO NOT try and twist this info implying they miss understood scripture...
Zindani's "Commission on Scientific Signs in the Quran and Sunnah" goal was to find scientific claims in the Quran and verify them from experts in various fields ranging from embryology to geology. First, various islamic imams would get together and basically try and find anything that may be scientific in the Quran, they also added new meanings to various words to make them seem less wrong. (i can show you examples of this, but that is a separate conversation)
>>35805998
PART 2
The group would hold (or attend) scientific conferences and ask scientists questions about the Quran on camera. The questions would be worded in ways in which the person answering would eventually have to agree some what to a statement, things like:
ZINDANI: "You can agree, if Mohamed was illiterate and did not know these things, it must have been divine intervention"
The scientists would be put in an awkward position and answer with: "I suppose" or "according to what you are telling me the Quran could be the word of god"
After compiling enough of this footage, a video was made. Instead of the full in depth interviews in which the scientists did not agree with everything that was claimed, Zindani released this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJCchGjTzGQ
Which, shows mostly Zindani speaking, only to cut to a scientist for a few seconds, and then cut back to Zindani. saying "ah yes, allah is all knowing..."
(also, none of the scientists knew much of anything about the Quran, so if a question was asked, they took it at face value, they had no clue what the texts really said...this was all done in a casual manor...the scientists were caught off guard, most of the time the events were held in a neutral non religious way, but that was an tactic made use of by Zindani on purpose )
>>35806168
PART 3
The goal of this video was to help convert non Muslims, and re-affirm the faith into existing Muslims. The video was widely redistributed by VHS, pamphlets and aired on various islamic broadcasting networks. Primarily, the video was distributed in places like Pakistan, Yemen, Afghanistan and other Muslim majority nations. Since this was in the 80's there was no instant fact checking, so the video was accepted to be true by unknowing victims of confirmation bias and people with an absence of full informational context.
Years after the video as aired, many of the topics have been thoroughly debunked...majority of the scientists have come out since the video, denouncing their representation in the videos, and confirming their views on the science in the Quran:
Alfred Kroner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzrSWJYRiYU&index=1&list=PLC0D4187BE2661850
Wiliam Hay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eziurUGGens&index=2&list=PLC0D4187BE2661850
Allison (Pete) Palmer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJUu1wfUzec&index=3&list=PLC0D4187BE2661850
Tom Armstrong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aR7uFYuiKk&index=4&list=PLC0D4187BE2661850
I highly suggest you to watch all of these videos....even if it doesnt blend with your preconceived notions of Islam, WATCH THE VIDEOS. there is valuable insight to the circumstances of Zindanis's questioning, also stuff is debunked like the "iron example" you proposed to be one day about it being from the heavens and so on.
>>35806227
PART 4
NOW FOR THE RED PILL-
Zindani is known to be a head Imam at "Iman university" located in yemen.... Where a Mr. Anwar al-Alwaki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anwar_al-Awlaki lectured.
Zindani started "The Charitable Society for Social Welfare (CSSW)" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charitable_Society_for_Social_Welfare and also appointed Alwaki as vice president.
The significance of this is astounding, especially when one considers Alwaki lectured 3 of the 9/11 hijackers. He is also known to be close to Nidal Malik Hasan (fort hood shooter), staying at his house and later exchanging emails back and fourth.....whats even more astounding is that the (CSSW) was found by the FBI to be a “front organization to funnel money to terrorists,” in fact Zindani was an active supporter of Bin Laden.
Alwaki was killed in a airstrike in Yemen in 2011.
Zindani as of 2004, has been on a terror watch list.
pic related. it is how close the Muslim World League (directly tied to financing the "Commission on Scientific Signs in the Quran and Sunnah"
NWO NEWS for September 15th, 2014
>U.S.-based accounts at Citigroup Inc, Deutsche Bank AG, and Bank of America Corp were used to channel tens of millions of dollars’ worth of global drug money that was sent to shady Colombian currency brokerages
http://www.ibtimes.com/citi-deutsche-bank-bank-america-were-channels-sending-drug-money-colombia-court-filing-1686232
>The European Union sought ways on Saturday to marshal billions of euros into its sluggish economy without getting deeper in debt. European companies rely on banks to provide 80 per cent of loans, but banks are reluctant to lend following the worst crisis in a generation.
http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/business/show-us-the-money-eu-seeks-billions-of-euros-to-revive-economy/articleshow/42396669.cms
>Liberians are now on their own against the Ebola fight
>a black market for an Ebola treatment derived from the blood of survivors is emerging in West African countries
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/africa/as-ebola-cases-accelerate-liberias-sick-must-fend-for-themselves/2014/09/13/6ee71468-3b61-11e4-9c9f-ebb47272e40e_story.html
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-09-11/blood-serum-from-recovered-ebola-doctor-used-in-new-case.html
>NATO begins arming Ukrainians
>u.s. cancels annual joint military exercise with Russian, cites the reason "because of situtation in Ukraine"
http://rt.com/news/187688-nato-weapons-supply-ukraine/
http://www.presstv.ir/detail/2014/09/14/378689/us-cancels-military-drills-with-russia/
>120 billion dollars planned for reconstruction projects in Afghanistan "the country remains under assault by insurgents and is short of domestic revenue, plagued by corruption, afflicted by criminal elements involved in opium and smuggling, and struggling to execute the basic functions of government," says John F. Sopko, the U.S. special inspector general for Afghanistan
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2014/09/12/239729_us-inspector-billions-in-failed.html?rh=1
>internally the u.s. is confused and has mixed messages about what kind of force ISIS really has become
>has the u.s. been supporting al-Qaeda in Iraq and Syria this entire time???
>500 million dollars to be spent training and arming 5000 syrian rebels???
>Obama hits record low approval on his foreign policy
>deep distrust in the Middle East leaves many countries not wanting to help the u.s. against ISIS
>Obama using Bush's law to fight ISIS, the same law he pledged to repeal
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/us-intelligence-agencies-remain-uncertain-about-danger-posed-by-islamic-state/2014/09/13/23245e84-3aa6-11e4-bdfb-de4104544a37_story.html
http://www.counterpunch.org/2014/09/12/how-the-west-created-the-islamic-state/
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/sep/13/us-train-5000-syrian-rebels-fight-militants/
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/09/13/record%20lows-obama-foreign-policy-feelingt-safe
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/DC-Decoder/2014/0914/Islamic-State-101-Why-are-Arab-countries-so-reluctant-to-help
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/sep/14/obama-sought-repeal-of-bush-war-statute-now-used-t/
>Of 2,900 whistleblower cases last year, 1,400 involved retaliation against whistleblowers including everything from labeling them terrorists to losing their jobs
http://dailysignal.com/2014/09/14/transparently-bad-u-s-whistleblowers-feel-blowback/
>Chinese billionaire gives Harvard it's biggest donation ever received, $350 million dollars, "to study the complex health threat of gun violence challenging the u.s. and the world"
>"Today" show tells us to defend ourselves and our homes with....car keys and wasp spray
http://www.nraila.org/news-issues/articles/2014/9/harvard-millions-of-dollars-more-for-gun-control.aspx
http://t.today.com/news/home-invasion-jeff-rossen-shows-how-protect-your-family-1D80117494
>Mexico president says texas national guard on the border is "reprehensible"
>DHS fining American citizens $5000 for "illegally" crossing border, while border control bakes birthday cakes for illegal immigrants
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2014/09/12/mexican-president-condemns-texas-decision-to-deploy-national-guard-along-border/
http://www.cbp.gov/newsroom/local-media-release/2014-09-09-000000/2-arrested-uscanada-border-fined-10k-illegally
http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2014/09/11/AZ-Sheriff-Border-Patrol-Baking-Birthday-Cakes
>The lawsuit, by a Greek shipping magnate, accuses United Against Nuclear Iran of falsely accusing him of doing business with Iran. The businessman, Victor Restis, subpoenaed the group for its donor list and all information it had collected about him. Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr. intervened on Friday to dismiss a lawsuit that does not focus on government activity. “There is no precedent, literally, for what the government is attempting to do,” said Abbe D. Lowell, a lawyer for Mr. Restis.
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/15/us/holder-says-private-suit-against-united-against-nuclear-iran-risks-state-secrets.html?_r=0
>Antarctica has record breaking ice coverage. Global warming confirmed for JOKE.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-09-14/record-coverage-of-antarctic-sea-ice/5742668
>Democratic appointees who hear cases full time now hold a majority of seats on nine of the 13 United States Courts of Appeals. When Mr. Obama took office, only one of those courts had more full-time judges nominated by a Democrat.
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/14/us/politics/building-legacy-obama-reshapes-appellate-bench.html?src=twr
>In one of America's richest towns residents are paying more than ten times the going rate for water in a desperate attempt to keep their lives normal and unaffected by the drought
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/11094232/Super-rich-make-last-stand-against-California-drought.html
Ask a pro-Russian anything, tell me why are you pro-West and not Pro-Russian, I will tell you why you are on the wrong side. All shills welcome :).
Why is AIDS ravaging your country? Does Putin have AIDS?
>I need to defend Russia on a western website
Stay relevant
>>35760080
>I can't defend x on y'z territory.
I live in Europa, fuck off.
>>35760056
Alcohol and I don't know.
guys i think /pol/ is about to be on the news. some thread that just 404'd saw some /pol/acks discussing ebola in detail, down to the genome, and then it 404'd out of nowhere
taking votes for how long it will be until we are in the news for worshiping ebola
>tfw Ebola-chan will get into the news
>>35728032
you'll cowards?
>>35728000
>in other news, a strange death cult that worships ebola
>are your children safe?
This is going to be glorious.
i'm goin out to tag my friendly neighborhood mosque this evening.
>pic vr.
ITT: experiences from those who've actually dared to act against the mudnigger threat.
>>35773999
that's petty
>>35773999
That's only going to drive sympathy their way you fag.
We should Annex Cuba after the current leadership falls and turn it into the Las vegas of the Gulf of Mexico.
After people gamble most of their money away,they can relax on the beach.
Las vegas only has the casinos going for it. Cuba would not only have the Casinos and resorts, but water based activities such as diving,deep sea fishing,lounging on the beach,classic car watching,and other activities not including Cuban tourism.
With Cuba you could have a safe destination that parents can send their children to.
Cuba is a shortish boating distance away from Florida,so it might help boost the economy during what is not a tourist season..
wtf , who are they ?
where the fuck did that shit take place?
>>35763860
mexico
>>35763702
mexicans
Meanwhile, on medieval /pol/
>>35760017
Jews and Moores
Lock your doors
>1214
>can't read
Into the street you go
GUYS
GUYS
THE VENETIANS ARE ATTACKING THE BYZANTINES I HEARD FROM THE MESSENGER THAT ARRIVED TO TOWN TODAY
Is there any reason to have a job in todays society?
I love my jobless life. I spend my time reading up about things that interest me on the internet. I eat my mother's great food everyday. I get a full eight hours of sleep every night. I lift weights 3 days a week. I go outside and talk to people anytime I want. 8 hours of sleep and lifting weights have me looking pretty good, so I get laid whenever I want. I feel good when my non-close family insults me because it shows I'm doing something right. Is there any reason to get a job?
>Is there any reason to have a job in todays society?
Yeah, when your mother doesn't care of your sorry ass anymore because she's dead sooner or later.
>>35761756
win
Yes, because you will never amount to anything nor will you have a love life to speak of. Forever virgin.
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