I need someone to translate this. This conversation happened within the last 5 minutes.
IS IT HABBEDING?
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ISDD70BAuf
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ISDD70BAuf
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ISDD70BAuf
HERES MOAR
>ht tp://vocaroo.com/i/s0dohPyjfDpl
>Something about takeoff time at 8:55
>Liftoff canada
>Liftoff
>Whats your contact?
>76770,
>flight from moscow
>approximately
its really hard with the static but it seems to be some flight logs of different planes
>I brought the contact
>Number of flight
>Get ready for landing
>Number
>7843something something
Alright faggots, so we all know that all the bane posting memed an attack, and memeing helped make ebola stronger. So why we don't we meme an attack on the Macy's Day Parade by ISIS. An attack like that would kick shit off. So
>ITT: Post pictures of Macy's Day Parade, while associating an ISIS attack with it.
Hopefully this will start the meme magic. I need your help the most Australia, no one can meme like you guys.
Really need some help here guys.
>>56770334
>Post yfw isis actually attacks the Macy's parade and 4chan goes under investigation for predicting it the day prior
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/11/24/as-nyc-thanksgiving-day-parade-draws-near-security-high-in-face-isis-threat/
Posting some reading stuff
Legalize it thread.
>I'm so fucking stoned foods addition.
>give thanks to God
Still with the parents, op?
>looks delicious
Yum
>>56770317
I thought it would be ironic. :^)
Switzerland
-67% of public voted to keep letting doctors prescribe hospital grade heroin to addicts
-all citizens required to own a gun
-why are they not all shooting eachother?
DO THEY GOT THE METHADONE THO?
THAT SHITS BANGIN
I HAVE A FRIEND WHO WILL NOT SHOWER OR SHAVE FOR A WEEK JUST TO GET THAT JUICY ASS FREE METHADONE HE'S NOT EVEN ADDICTED TO ANYTHING
Because you don't provide a sauce so your make believe shit doesn't hold water
That probably wouldn't work here because all the nogs would just end up abusing the system.
If we truly want to make things like gun ownership and prescription heroin look good for America, the only realistic way of accomplishing this would be to somehow gentrify all the ghettos at a faster rate and get rid of our epicenters of crime and drug use.
Protip: You can't
>Strongest military
>One party runs everything so no deadlock
>Everyone is nationalistic
>Small businesses have it best in fascism, big company's and banks are pretty much non-existent
>Don't have to deal with illegals or refugees
>Social Darwinism reigns supreme
>Supports strong family-ties
>Pro-abortion for children who will develop disabilities
>No one leeches off the government
>Best government for the hard-working middle class
>Supports private property
>Rejects materialism, rooting out corruption
Combine it with a benevolent ruler and you have the making of a great empire. Literally utopia.
>>56770128
Let's try the whole US bill of rights.
>>56770128
bump for interest
>>56770128
authoritarian government is seriously the best from of government
Is the whole "if you work hard enough, you will get success" thing a meme nowadays?
I don't think it is. I have met a few people that have worked hard their entire lives to be where they are. People who came from nothing but made something of themselves.
It's not just working hard though. It's about good decisions as well. People like to bring up that you can work hard at McDonalds and not become successful, but you have to make the right decisions as well.
These people didn't start in today's world, however. Is it possible to truly become successful from working hard enough in the 21st century?
>>56770106
Short answer, no.
Long answer, unless things change
>>56770106
You could have a room full of people with 160 IQ and equal test scores, but if there is only one office to fight over, the one who gets the office is really just the fallguy who is naive enough to think he's in a position of importance.
Everyone tries harder than each other to get that chair, and the guy in the chair has license to shit all over them. Turn this relationship upside down, and everyone outside the office is blessed with awareness that they need to improve themselves, and the guy in the office genuinely believes he's the top dog, the standard by which everyone else is deemed lesser, and they no longer have to improve themselves at all.
It's an intimate relationship which is only fruitfully sustained by assuming your role.
>>56770391
I've been offered managerial positions. I don't want to be that cunt. By not wanting to be that cunt, I can't effectively be that cunt.
>most /pol/ users are well adjusted members of society with good jobs, wives or gf's, and even children despite being "redpilled"
>you are a loser degenerate who can't even find a trades apprenticeship and suffer from anxiety
Is suicide the only option?
>>56770087
Dude just get a job and hold it for a year. Thats literally all you need to do to start your life
Ontop of all that we are canadian, god must really hate us.
>>56770087
How old are you?
America on literal suicide watch
http://heavy.com/news/2015/11/new-isis-islamic-state-news-pictures-videos-no-respite-english-language-propaganda-full-uncensored-youtube-daesh/
>>56769957
I was almost on board with ISIS until they showed the black guy.
>>56769957
Israel definitely made that shit
>>56770290
You are fucking stupid.
as soon as i saw chancellor angela merkel's bare legs, i really wanted to be a fetus attached to the side of her leg, just dangling there. i want to melt inside of her skin. i want to live inside of her. mm baby blue
>>56769860
thank you
I'd fuck her.
If Bane started an uprising, would you support him?
of coursh
>>56769772
It doesn't matter. What matters is our plan.
>>56769772
BANE UPRISING WHEN????
How retarded is this guy? I mean, do liberals seriously fucking believe half the shit he says he is gonna do? I swear this guy is a fucking sleeper agent trying to destroy America at this rate.
>>56769729
Who?
Bernie, or the faggot on the right?
>>56769729
>Bernie 'just fuck my economy up' Sanders
>capable of making intelligent decisions
>>56769729
He wants to send special forces into Mexico to abduct their citizens?
Why can some women get away with this? Is it the blood red hair?
>>56769631
feminism
>>56769631
Because women are children who can't be held responsible. The courts won't say that but they recognize it and rule accordingly.
You see, this is why we need Sharia Law.
/pol/, what do you think think of Maggie De Block, Belgium's Minister of Health and Social Affairs? Is she a good choice for such a big position?
well video games taught me that fat people have more health
>>56769447
Easily worth two other ministers
>>56769570
This. She is a high hp woman. A natural tank. Every high dps clown needs a tank on the front lines.
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well gee idk, might have something to do with the fact that there's over a billion of them so there's more crazy fucks
God damn this shit is pretty hot OP
>>56769254
Public Bush is massive over there. Massive.
Is plastic surgery male oppression or female liberation? Looking at you, South America
>>56769080
Neither, you autist. It is a medical advancement which has improved the lives of millions.
wow she's hot
>>56769080
Should be banned.
It never looks good, and is always noticeable.
As a surgeon, all doctors are jews.
