Why did the Germans declare war if Hitler had rebuilt and made their country great again why would they just throw that all away for war?
>>71403317
Very good question.
>>71403317
Because he could win. Russia is where he made the mistake.
because this board is satire. hitler run his countryinto the ground so he needed to start war.
This is Bob Burgerstains, when Bob is taking a stroll and doing some shopping the fellow americans that pass him by nod respectfully towards him and smile and he responds in kind.
They do this to show him the respect he deserves, for pooping your pants is deeply rooted in american culture and is the sure sign of a patriot and hard worker.
Pooping your pants show that you live a busy american life style, Bob is too busy living the american dream and grabbing life by the horns to have time for the loo.
As the americans say, " if you gotta go you gotta go ".
>>71402908
>being so busy shitposting that you forget to prep the bull
It's a month in the cuck shed for you Sven.
Do they not notice?
If so, do they not care?
Look at this man, how proudly and patriotic his stance is. This is the kind of stance that radiates a " Yes I am american, yes I pooped my pants, yes I am proud of it. Deal with it! " attitude.
When other americans see the burgerstains on his pants they will know he is a true american, too busy for silly loo's. He got his hands full living the american dream and he is not going to let a little bit of poop slow him down.
You can't even laugh at this shit anymore, holy fuck.
JUST.
>>71402761
POO.
>roman architecture
What seems to be the problem?
Great. Now ISIS can blow it up again.
היטלר צדק, אני חושב שהיהודים היו צריכים להיות בתאי הגזים והמוסד עשו את 9/11.
I am a kike, ask me anything.
>>71401984
We are you a raging money hogging faggot?
>>71401984
why do jews promote degeneracy in the western media?
>>71401984
Are Italians of jewish origin?
This is my university.
>hiding your face
Gay
>>71401954
Go up to them wearing a Trump hat and seem genuinely curious while recording what happens
Aren't these the same cunts that come to Latvia and act as if the legionnaire walk is a nazi affair? Fuck you weiner eating pieces of shot.
Hello Russians, I have a question only you would be able to answer. If I went to Russia and spoke basic Russian, would they beat me up because I have an American accent? Also feel free to ask me questions about America, thank you.
>>71401770
Lol what a fucking faggot
Maybe in west Russia. Siberia gets real redneck real fast.
>>71401845
First post shit post
>American cunts bring unregistered animals into our country, which is extremely susceptible to foreign fauna and flora due to the native species isolation
>They release a video half-heatedly apologizing infront of a script
>Our agriculture minister laughs at them and tells them literally to fuck off
Why are Americans such faggots on the world stage? Is this from all that Israeli influence with the Jews having to spoil every country?
>inb4 "Depp dindu nuffin, they noble Amerifats"
>"Johnny Depp appeared to refer to Barnaby Joyce as a "sweaty, big-gutted man" when asked about his dogs at the Venice Film Festival"
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-36052247
>austrailians getting butthurt over DOGS
you fags shitpost here constantly and then get worked up over DOGS.
There's a reason your continent was a prison, you know that you dumb sack of shit?
"As far as me directing this atrocious movie, no, even I could have done a little better than that," he said.
"Do it again Johnny, do it with gusto mate, a little gusto."
#rekt
How did they get them in there? The security was extremely strict when I went.
NEW YORK, GET OUT AND VOTE TRUMP SO LYIN’ TED CAN STFU! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9P_d1LG06Ds [Open]
TRUMP SUPPORTERS MARCH ON PORTLAND, OREGON: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkXzi0kLz-Q
*URGENT: ALL WV FAGS GET REGISTERED ASAP, DEADLINE IS IMMINENT*
*URGENT PSA* For PA Trumpers:
>If you're in the 9th Congressional District in PA, vote Knotts, Lamantia, and Taylor.
>You will be voting for 3 DELEGATES on the 26th
>Your ballot will NOT list who the delegate supports
>You need to find who is in YOUR DISTRICT below
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NfzyoWfwqjrYbc5Xqb9lyerxztNxLuZDzwPBarYZJFA/edit#gid=0
>Find your congressional district here
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/
>DELEGATES Donald Reagan: 756/Dildo Destroyer: 544/One State Wonder: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
http://www.coloradovotesmatter.org
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Buffalo, NY 4/18/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S_PM9xH-Kc
>Rally Poughkeepsie, NY 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXn9qloI0mI
>Rally Staten Island, NY 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rV43nVnZ1c
>Rally Watertown, NY 4/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fghvYB2Lt7I
INTERVIEWS
>Trump Staten Island PC 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv5hrr6asJg
ENTERTAINMENT
>Crooked Hillary Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vV3PyGmjBOQ
>Ben Shapiro BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfyv49r7UVA
>Colorado REVOLTS against GOP Election Fraud!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQDgyZ96reQ
>Trump Supporters Faceoff against Protesters in Hartford
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cs72wEwi9M
>YCSTT Vol. 23 TRAILER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M6bPNB-QcA
>>71400440
Fuck off
>>71400456
GET HIM OUT
>DELEGATE COPYPASTA (Let me know of any other info you are looking to be added)
Reminder that Trump only needs roughly 481 (59%) of the remaining 820 Republican delegates available in the upcoming primaries or pledged at the RNC.
>LISTS OF STATES BY DELEGATE AWARDING PROCESS
>WINNER TAKE ALL (HIGH TEST ALPHA STATES)
New Jersey (51)
Nebraska (36)
South Dakota (29)
Montana (27)
Delaware (16)
>WINNER TAKE ALL @ DISTRICT AND STATE (LOW TEST BETA STATES, TRUMP CAN STILL EASILY TAKE HIGH DIGITS)
California (172) - 159 District. 10 State
Indiana (57) - 27 District. 27 State.
Maryland (38) - 24 District. 11 State.
>PROPORTIONAL
Oregon (28)
New Mexico (24)
Rhode Island (19) - 6 District. 10 State.
>SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE STATES
New York (95) - 81 District, 2-1 First and Second Place, WTA50%. 11 State WTA50%.
Washington (44) - 30 District WTA50%. 11 State Proportional.
Connecticut (28) - 15 District WTA. 10 State WTA50%
>SHITTY STATES THAT HATE DEMOCRACY (DELEGATES DECIDE AGAINST THE WILL OF AMERICA)
Pennsylvania (71) - 3 RNC Bound, 54 Elected Unbound. WTA 14 State.
West Virginia (34) - 3 RNC Bound, 31 Pick Preferred
Trump can easily win. Dont let retarded libcucks or establishment fags tell you otherwise.
#MAGA
**"WTA" - Winner Takes All, "WTA50%" - Winner Takes All if candidate earns 50% of vote, "Proportional" - Delegates awarded based on percentage of vote earned by each candidate, "Unbound Delegate" - Not required to pledge their first vote at RNC, Each proportional state has a threshold of % of votes to be considered eligible for delegates. Each state also automatically gives 3 RNC delegates from state total to the winner of each state (unless otherwise noted).**
>take one of the kids to dentist
Parent and kid getting talked to in booth next to us
>She's got several holes that will need fillings, what sort of toothpaste does she use?
>We get Flouride Free bubblegum flavour from the health food store - it's very sweet but she seems to like it.....
literally, brushing her teeth with sugar paste instead of the one single ingredient that the act of brushing your teeth is supposed to help with
The dentist handled it really well
>I can show via cause and effect that "Flouride Free" toothpaste doesn't work. You get her (the kid) to brush with Colgate for a month and come back - if her teeth haven't improved in a month, you can let her brush her teeth with Sun Screen cream if you want for all the good it will do her teeth!
>inb4 "muh Flouride will turn you autistic" or whatever shit the tin foil hat brigade believe.
There's not a problem with this people, but with a society that supports them
>U NEED FLUORIDE
Kill yourself.
Xylitol is the sweetener they use in toothpaste, it's actually good for your teeth.
I don't personally avoid fluoride, it actually has topical benefit, but can be harmful over time if ingested. Too much will stain your teeth, though.
Tooth health has much more to do with the content of sugar and fat soluble vitamins in the diet, as well as acidity. Just look at the teeth of Africans, they don't brush.
*URGENT: ALL WV FAGS GET REGISTERED ASAP, DEADLINE IS IMMINENT*
*URGENT PSA* For PA Trumpers:
>If you're in the 9th Congressional District in PA, vote Knotts, Lamantia, and Taylor.
>You will be voting for 3 DELEGATES on the 26th
>Your ballot will NOT list who the delegate supports
>You need to find who is in YOUR DISTRICT below
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NfzyoWfwqjrYbc5Xqb9lyerxztNxLuZDzwPBarYZJFA/edit#gid=0
>Find your congressional district here [UPDATED]
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/
>DELEGATES 45th President: 755/9-11 Aid Denier: 521/Jeb2.0: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Poughkeepsie, NY 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXn9qloI0mI
>Rally Staten Island, NY 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8leYeoNvddE
>Rally Watertown, NY 4/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fghvYB2Lt7I
INTERVIEWS
>Trump Staten Island PC 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv5hrr6asJg
>Trump Family CNN, HD 4/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWCJ15bAJ9E
ENTERTAINMENT
>Ben Shapiro BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfyv49r7UVA
>Colorado REVOLTS against GOP Election Fraud!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQDgyZ96reQ
>YCSTT Vol. 23 TRAILER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M6bPNB-QcA
>Rato Talks about Hardcore Porn w/ his Kids in the Audience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML6lpDP8c20
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
https://rsbnmusic.bandcamp.com/album/right-side-soundtrack-vol-1
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
Thread theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp3jda591M4
>depression starts creeping up again
>start skipping classes, neglecting stuff
>realize I'm still not over her
>no direction, no reason to do things
>realize I can't do all of this shit again, have to pull myself together this time
>start looking for purpose, something or someone that can keep me going
>can't come up with anything, for the first time in my life I start envying christfags
>at the gym, last set of squats after eating terribly the entire week, struggle with what used to be easy for me
>the only thing I'm looking forward to, the NY primary, pops into my head
>"do it for Trump"
>finish the set with dedication
>spend entire day catching up on things I've been procrastinating, reply to important e-mails I literally was afraid to open, get homework done
>every time I want to get into bed and shitpost, buy shitty food or wallow in self-pity I think of one thing and I'm right back on track
>I do it for Trump
Please tell me I'm not the only one.
also awoooovment~
MOVEMENT
>Places all along the Ring of Fire are getting hit with decent sized quakes.
>Japan shook by 6.0 and 7.0 quakes, including multiple moderate aftershocks.
>Ecuador rocked by a 7.8, aftershocks continue to strike the area.
>Volcanic activity appears to be increasing, the latest being an eruption in Mexico.
>Seismologist on RT is saying up to four quakes with magnitudes over 8.0 are possible.
>As usual, concerns begin to grow over California and Yellowstone once again.
LIVESTREAMS
>World/Japan Monitoring Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpV7epyOAGo
>Japan Monitoring Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX-6gJayJ7M
>ABC7 California Quake Cam:
http://abc7.com/live/23343/
>National Park Service Yellowstone Cam:
https://www.nps.gov/features/yell/webcam/oldFaithfulStreaming.html
MAPS
>Active Volcanoes & Recent Quakes Map:
http://earthquakes.volcanodiscovery.com
>RSOE Emergency & Disaster Information Service Map:
http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php
>Windyty Wind & Forecast Map:
https://www.windyty.com/?gust,39.235,138.940,4
>NOAA Pacific Tsunami Warning Center Map:
http://ptwc.weather.gov/?region=1
>USGS Earthquake Map:
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/
>Earthquake Track Recent Maps:
http://earthquaketrack.com/recent
>Japan Meteorological Agency Quake Map:
http://www.jma.go.jp/en/quake/
>Japan NIED Strong Motion Monitor Map:
http://www.kmoni.bosai.go.jp/new/
>Japan Quake Map:
http://www.japanquakemap.com/
>California Real Time Quake Map:
http://projects.eri.ucsb.edu/scec/webquakes
>>71396614
FIRST FOR MY DOG IS FREAKING
OUT
U
T
I THINK ITS COMING
second for me taking a shower
>>71396759
no volcanoes / earthquakes in germany
HOLY SHIT!
>>71396000
IT'S HAPPENING
first for trumpfyzone
OOOOOOHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT
*URGENT: ALL WV FAGS GET REGISTERED ASAP, DEADLINE IS IMMINENT*
*URGENT PSA* For PA Trumpers:
>If you're in the 9th Congressional District in PA, vote Knotts, Lamantia, and Taylor.
>You will be voting for 3 DELEGATES on the 26th
>Your ballot will NOT list who the delegate supports
>You need to find who is in YOUR DISTRICT below
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1NfzyoWfwqjrYbc5Xqb9lyerxztNxLuZDzwPBarYZJFA/edit#gid=0
>Find your congressional district here [UPDATED]
http://www.house.gov/representatives/find/
>DELEGATES 45th President: 755/9-11 Aid Denier: 521/Jeb2.0: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
http://trumpgeneral.com
http://www.rallyfortrump.com/
http://www.stopthesteal.org
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Rally Poughkeepsie, NY 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXn9qloI0mI
>Rally Staten Island, NY 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8leYeoNvddE
>Rally Watertown, NY 4/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fghvYB2Lt7I
INTERVIEWS
>Trump Staten Island PC 4/17/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv5hrr6asJg
>Trump Family CNN, HD 4/12/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWCJ15bAJ9E
ENTERTAINMENT
>Ben Shapiro BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfyv49r7UVA
>Colorado REVOLTS against GOP Election Fraud!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQDgyZ96reQ
>YCSTT Vol. 23 TRAILER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M6bPNB-QcA
>Rato Talks about Hardcore Porn w/ his Kids in the Audience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML6lpDP8c20
Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
https://rsbnmusic.bandcamp.com/album/right-side-soundtrack-vol-1
TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
https://mega.nz/#F!ScYQybBC!tV2EHJPyBcFT2P-j5pZAGg
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiayoqypQwg
THIS IS A MOVEMENT
AWOO~
MOVEMENT
These AWOO guys are fast as fuck, fucking hell
Do you have like 4chan passes or something?
Have any of you seen "look whose back"?
it's about hitler waking up in modern day germany, and everyone thinks he's a comedian, but he's the real hitler. Everyone ends up supporting him it's hilarious
>>71394674
>tfw I read it as "it's hitlarious"
>>71394674
>you cant kill me
>im part of you
What did he mean by this?
Reminds me of the time some guy dressed as Uncle Adolf in Germany and old folks were coming up to him bagging him to come back. Funny shit.
*********NY: GET OUT AND VOTE*********
=============================
STOP THE MEMES AND LOOK DEEP IN2 UR HEARTS <3, YOU KNOW WHO WILL SEND HILLARY TO THE GULAG AND YOU KNOW WHO HAS YOU IN THEIR BEST INTERESTS.
http://feelthebern.org/
>DELEGATES: The Bern: 1,099 / The Shill: 1,305
REAL-TIME /POL/ BERNIE-DEDICATED VOTER COUNT: ???
>PHONEBACK FOR BERNIE'S POLITICAL REVOLUTION: https://www.berniepb.com/
>FACEBANK FOR THE WIN: http://www.berniefriendfinder.com/
>UPCOMING EVENTS:
4/15 - BERNIE VISITS THE VATICAN
4/16 - VOTER REG. DEADLINE PUERTO RICO
4/17 - GOTV RALLY CONCERT - NEW YORK, NY
4/18 - VOT REG. DEADLINE KENTUCKY
>4/14 - BROOKLYN YARD DEBATE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KunPfHnefiw
>4/11 - ALBANY RALLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLSr94prQX0
>4/13 - MANHATTAN RALLY ("MAKING TRUMP WEEP" #2 RECORD BREAKING NUMBERS)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhMoEWgKyW4
>4/17 - PROSPECT PARK, BROOKLYN ("MAKING TRUMP WEEP" #1 RECORD BREAKING NUMBERS)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAnMywF_EMo
>4/18 - LONG ISLAND CITY, QUEENS, NY "THE QUIET BEFORE THE STORM" RALLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOx7aFcB95E
>SPEECHES/INTERVIEWS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5ZB8Lg1tcA&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARX7pNv39w8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1Gd76qwofM
>ORANGE MONEY MAN VS SENILE SOCIALIST:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Poi5x0E2CM
>Why do the Clintons have 5 shell companies in Delaware?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk0ivo6CesI
>Watch as the tears start rolling down Hillary's face when asked whether she'll consider releasing her transcripts for the umpteenth time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCDrAIpSfPY
#FeelTheBern
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV4L_OHGpyo
>>71394202
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
