>American cunts bring unregistered animals into our country, which is extremely susceptible to foreign fauna and flora due to the native species isolation
>They release a video half-heatedly apologizing infront of a script
>Our agriculture minister laughs at them and tells them literally to fuck off
Why are Americans such faggots on the world stage? Is this from all that Israeli influence with the Jews having to spoil every country?
>inb4 "Depp dindu nuffin, they noble Amerifats"
>"Johnny Depp appeared to refer to Barnaby Joyce as a "sweaty, big-gutted man" when asked about his dogs at the Venice Film Festival"
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-36052247
>austrailians getting butthurt over DOGS
you fags shitpost here constantly and then get worked up over DOGS.
There's a reason your continent was a prison, you know that you dumb sack of shit?
"As far as me directing this atrocious movie, no, even I could have done a little better than that," he said.
"Do it again Johnny, do it with gusto mate, a little gusto."
#rekt
How did they get them in there? The security was extremely strict when I went.
>>71401252
We don't want your filthy dog-borne diseases, Jose.
>>71401146
So after reading that article I've learned that if you make Australians mad, they will talk shit about you, but not to your face, and then take absolutely zero action against you save for a token gesture that doesn't really mean anything.
>>71401252
Most of us didn't care about the dogs desu senpai
>>71401425
They're people who don't waste time in bullshit
It's extremely well-known that you can't bring even food to Australia, so they have the right to get mad when people don't respect their beautiful land
>>71401425
It might seem like nothing, but for a celebrity, image is everything, and Johnny Depp's image has always been as this really cool guy. Australia made him look like a fucking loser. Bravo, Australia! Bravo!
>>71401304
Private plane.
>>71401304
Private jets senpai
Isn't this just shitposting irl?
>>71401363
Dog-borne diseases are the least of your animal problems cunt
Remember when you brought dingos into New Zealand? And they fucked up all the native wildlife?
Fuck off you hypocritical pissy tart. Maybe if you can form an intelligent fucking sentence once in a while we'll give a shit when you get butthurt about something
What is a dog gonna do? Kill off a bunch of Emus? If thay were the case austraila could have used the weapon of mass dog to actually win the emu war.
>>71401304
Private jet
>>71401146
>"At the end of it we've got a message that is going all around the world right now, it's going off like a frog in a sock telling people that if you come into this nation and you don't obey our laws, you're in trouble," added Mr Joyce.
And yet Aussies got butthurt when some of their drug smugglers broke laws in Indonesia and were accordingly executed.
http://www.voanews.com/content/indonesia-confirms-executions-brazil-australia-outraged/2741198.html
>>71401718
Your knickers are in one serious knot mate.
>>71401788
Have diseases that could damage the eco system
>>71401608
They still went through some kind of customs, right? They didn't sneak the dogs in his gaping asshole, I assume. Somebody working for aussies customs agency dropped the goddamn ball.
I'm just not understanding why you Australians are so God damn upset. Even if it is a real problem, it's not a problem everyone is aware of or as huge a deal as you made it out to be. No, it just so happened that it was a celebrity that could bring your country into the global audience for something other than another media being banned or age restricted, so you drug him through the mud over a fucking DOG.
>>71401826
>Uses naughty words that means he's mad
Nah I'm laughing at how easily triggered your country is for how shitty they are. You're basically glass canons
>>71401666
>666
you semen demon
>>71401829
If that were true the ecosystem would have been wiped out when austrailia was first colonized. Back when nobody gave a fuck and brought all kinds of shit with them. If you're really worried about dogs getting on the island get a time machine because the british already did. A whole lot.
>>71401820
Actually I was glad they got shot. Idiots knew the risk they were taking. They weren't white australians anyway.
>>71401955
mate we dont even have rabies here fuck off
>>71401146
They should have put Amber Heard into quarantine instead, shes probably dripping with STI's
Only an American could fuck this up.
>>71401955
But times are different now. Dogs might have rabies. Australian economy depends of their eco system, even one shittyass dog could make difference.
>>71401252
Australia is rabies free.
We want to keep it that way, cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwcQeaWG13E
>>71401146
>>>71401826
>>Uses naughty words that means he's mad
>Nah I'm laughing at how easily triggered your country is for how shitty they are.
So you mean like how you are acting right now? Gotcha champ.
>>71402013
Exactly. Between her and Jack off Sparrow they're WAY more diseased than those pampered dogs.
>>71401146
What's with the celebrity worship from Americans? You should be glad that these people can be humbled like this
>>71401718
>>71401886
>>71402065
>be american
>be stupid as fuck
>go to foreign country
>ignore the clearly stated laws of that country
>ignore the warnings from your own government to follow the laws of that country
>blatantly ignore said laws
>get penalised
>HWAT DID I DO WRONG, I'M A CELEBRITY HURRRRRRRR
Eat shit you yank cunts, just because you're too fucking stupid to follow the laws of other countries doesn't exempt you from them.
Seriously if Depp gets an exception why not everyone, everyone can bring their rabies diseased mut and fuck our country right up.
>>71401252
>>71401425
Disrespecting our quarantine is disrespecting Steve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZaC1kcZZlE
>>71401146
The Simpsons tried to warn them.
>>71402127
The way you all post on here makes me want to come in and fuck it right up, tbqhwy.
>>71401882
Falsifing documents is illegal faggot. That's the same here as it is in the US
>roofuckers getting mad because some slightly famous people brought dogs into their zoo of a country
Depp is finished. He's made enough, fuck him. Fuck off to the private island.
>>71402063
> no you
>>71402186
That cunt deserved his spearing. Guess he wasn't as in touch with nature as he thought he was.
>>71402127
Do you think he was literally allowed to enter your country without any sort of customs? At least one of you retards looked at him and her, their 2 dogs and said" Oi, thems 2 ugly babies!" I really wouldn't have cared if you guys euthanized the dogs. They were tiny land sharks. Fuckem
>>71401146
Holy shit his wife is
F I T
>>71402194
Fuck this up yank >>71402027
>>71401146
Who cares about straya, I want to know why some 50 year old grandpa is plowing that 25 year old piece of ass.
>>71401146
I call it Animal Nationalism, the end game red pill
>>71402127
>Be American
>Go to a shitty 3rd world country
>Don't follow every retard law
>Do something they've done
>Get insulted by savages
>>71402244
Not nice senpai
>>71401555
Depp has always been a loser. Girls love good looking losers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT12WH4a92w
Praise Australia!
>>71402202
I hadn't heard they did that. Just that he claims he had people to do it. Not that they lied. I give zero shits if you guys wrapped them in a sack and tossed them in the ocean
>>71402027
what happens if you say yes to the contact to farms or farm animal question?
>>71402317
This
>>71402092
>celebrity worship from Americans
like we dont have ir or majority of the places in the world
humbled?no. forced and fucking hate it. yes
Literally no one here in the States gives a single fuck. Go hump a kangaroo and shut the fuck up, I'm trying to look at some weird ass shit 'cause I can't fall asleep, not some faggot type in a shitty accent about who the fuck knows
>>71402279
>American
>Prides himself on personal freedomand small government
>Blames government employees when things go wrong
Seriously America, fucking double standards you cunt
>>71401146
>Based Barnaby
Of course, who else would it be besides Based Tony.
Ah this is embarrassing.
Yeah, so as you can see most Aussies are one stump short of a cricket pitch. The dog's were low risk at best. People import animals and plants into Aus all the time, they just pay to bring it through so it is ok. Our system as you can see from this symptom has become obsessed with control to the point of insanity.
You know they fine you, and can even arrest you if you don't lock your own car on your property? I shit you not.
Fucking Australians.
>>71401718
I realized Australians were miserable once Trudeau got elected and Canadians started shitposting all over the place.
>>71402322
>Get humiliated by savages
Fixed that for you
>>71402258
Is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn3PQJ9PHLY
Aussies are afraid of dogs lmao
>>71402235
I'd spend any spare time I could licking Amber Heard's butthole.
>>71402359
Customs declaration cards
See >>71402027
Every. Fucking. Time
Gets irritating as fuck.
>>71402321
Some add this to the red pill level .jpg
>>71402322
>Be BSA
>Got to foreign country
>Break their laws
>Literally cannot handle the banter
>Get humiliated worldwide
Please watch our sport
>>71402473
>Americans get cucked lmao
>>71402432
>Humiliated
Only if you're a beta like Depp, anyone else would laugh their ass off that a smelly mentally deficient cunt tried to insult them and failed
>>71401146
both of these liberal retards should be jailed in Australia, why haven't you detained them indefinitely? You have no real freedoms or rights over in your dindu jailbird paradise, so just do what's natural and house them for us.
>>71402387
amen. not everyone sides with these freaks here. drama queen shits wants to get noticed
Just makes me want to watch the Simpsons episode again
>>71402127
>be american
I would barely consider him american, that faggot talks shit on America all the time and praises Eurofags
>>71402013
>STI's
You're making me feel old dude, cut it out.
Wouldn't you want a new breed of dog to help you combat all those fucking spiders? If anything this would probably tip your ecosystem into something normal.
>>71402508
Agreed friend, but dreams are for dreaming and best left so.
>>71402414
All properly imported dogs get quarantined for at least a month. You can't bring them in on short trips.
If it's so embarrassing to be Australian, leave or kill yourself.
>>71402689
johnny depp's gay chihuahuas arent gonna take a bite out of crime laddy
So basically if I brought a dog and let it loose in the name of ISIS I'd be the greatest terrorist of all time?!
Some let ISIS know they only need to bring stray animals.
>>71402728
Or I could just kill all you ignorant motherfuckers and feel much much better about life in my homeland.
>>71402384
An immigration agent asks him where the farm was and what country he was in. If it's an at risk country they swab your clothes and shoes for soil and check them for biological specimens. If they find biological specimen you get the choice of confiscation or sterilization at your expense.
source: tv
So much drama over a man and his dogs.
He shouldn't have been such a cunt as to assume it would be fine to bring them and leave them.
The authorities shouldn't have bitched and moaned on an international level about it.
This is just a distraction, let it fucking lie you faggots.
>complains about puppers
Have you guys gone paranoid since you willingly introduced the cane toad to 'straya?
>>71402926
Do your worst, m8. I look forward to the ensuing news articles.
>29-year old balding autistic man caught trying to buy guns at docks
>Break a country's laws
>They tell you to fuck up
>Bullshit an apology that a first grader wouldn't believe
>Get told to fuck off again
lmao @ their life
>>71401304
You might as well be a namefag since you keep saying in every fucking thread that you went to Australia. Holy shit was it your first time abroad? Stop gushing over that miserable island!
Fuck Australia. Get diseased on bitch
>be rich
>get asshurt when someone tells you you're not allowed to bring your dog here
Same thing happened to Oprah at a hotel that didn't permit dogs once; I think she got everybody fired. Good on Straya for restating: Fuck you. Richfags gonna fag
Depp looks completely JUST in that video. How soon until he reaches Brandon's level?
Change of subject,
what's the species that if sent to Australia would fuck up their ecosystem worst, while being easy to breed in the wild and transport?
>>71403464
Indonesians.
>>71403464
>>71403534
you cunts don't know what ur starting
dont make us send the abos
>>71403464
They already have bullfrogs, mice and cats....they are fucked but instead of doing shit that works, like slaughter those critters en masse, maybe give some reward for them (has worked on every species we wiped out) they pester tourists with retarded laws.
Stupid fucking Americans turning into Dindu's as soon as your celebrity god got BTFO by the big strong Australians.
>>71403464
bot flies
>>71403464
Americans.
>>71403611
You.. I like you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCZ7PEW6_iM
Depp is a worthless cuck, but you bush niggers import worthless chinamen for no cost at all all the time. Where do you get off about two more animals?
>>71403464
Feminists
>>71401718
>Americans having an opinion on banter
Run to your Jewish lawyer you little faggot.
>>71403720
Won't the secret police fuck you up for going to 4chan?
>>71403873
Only applies to natives here, bushcuck.
Hey seppos you do realise America has quantine laws in your country right?
So explain to me why the fuck we shouldn't have and enforce the same laws?
>>71401146
To be fair, Australia is a shithole. But Johnny Depp is a pretentious faggot. Please note this has everything to do with him being a spoiled rich actor and nothing to do with him being American. As for his wife, she's a gold digging pretty girl who landed a famous rich person - you think she's going to be a decent human being under those circumstances? Fucking please.
I don't really care about this because literally all parties involved are garbage.
>>71403982
Because you're shit eating cunt and faggots
>>71403989
>america
>calling anywhere else a shithole
>>71403298
Nobody is supposed to believe the video really. It's to generate publicity so people in the future know of the law.
>>71404033
>convicts and rapists
>>71402555
>beta
Isn't celebrity worship still the prominent religion in your country?
>>71401146
>pretend to be a civilized and respected nation
>use the fact that some celebrity broke some minor law to force them to apologize to the camera to finally get some press about your shitty country
australia is the worst
Well, you can't really blame Australia for not wanting dogs there. After all, dogs are haram.
>>71403243
Kek, nice one m8
>>71404033
>highest cancer rates in the world
>fascist bullshit every time I go through your dumb little fucking island airports (hur dur go through this dick scanning machine, don't bother trying to opt out, here's a pamphlet saying we'll literally just detain you and make you miss your flight if you try)
>mannish women, far inferior to the ones in nz (I'd never go through your shithole country if it wasn't for layovers on the way to nz)
>abbos are even more subhuman than america's niggers
>wildlife will murder you
>descended from literal criminals
Do I really need to go on? Australia is shit.
>>71401256
Sounds like an old loser trying to bantz him after the comment about his gut
Depl still deserves to go to prison tho
>>71403580
And the possums mate
>>71401820
only whiny lefties did the rest of laughed because they weren't even australians they were fucking asians
>>71404151
You tried buddy
>>71404110
Detroit isn't in Australia retard
>>71401555
Well, that's because it is nothing. Why should I give a fuck about some washed up celeb making his fifteenth pirate movie
You remind me of an inverse fangirl more than anything
>>71404135
>Criminals get shot in your country
>country shuts down for a week in protest that justice was served
>>71404308
>criminals get shot in another country
>whole country shuts down to cry about DEY DINDU NUFFIN drug smugglers
>>71401146
Americans don't understand the concept of border control.
>>71403849
Low tier bantz
>>71404184
>Deteroit
>I am going to stop being a NEET
>I am going to get a job
>I am going to save every dollar and pinch every penny
>I am going to, one day, buy and build an arc filled with animals from across the globe
>I am going to sail to Australia and release them all.
>>71404353
Nice m8. I'll give you that one
>>71404353
Most aussies on /pol/ were supportive of those cunts getting shot you newfag
>>71404392
It's a little harder when your country is worth going to, Chang
>>71401146
>>which is extremely susceptible to foreign fauna and flora due to the native species isolation
How the fuck is this possible regarding animals? Your entire animal kingdom is made up of shit that kills and then eats other shit or seems pretty fucking scary in general, how doesn't your indigenous wildlife just BTFO all which invades?
>>71401146
Our dogs are worth more than the most valuable aussie.
>>71404257
>>71404405
>even a shithole like detroit has higher internet speeds than australia
Nice infrastructure.
>>71401820
Yeah nah. Like other people have said only whiny idiots complained. It's all over the fucking airports and passports DONT FUCKING SMUGGLE DRUGS SOME COUNTRIES WILL KILL YOU fuckin idiots
>>71401146
Thank fuck they didn't bring over any emus, then you guys would have had a real problem.
>>71404496
***SHOTS FIRED***
>>71403464
Muslims.
>fucking americunts...think they can shit where ever they want....every house has its rules...show some respect.
> trying to make us care about your country
https://youtu.be/271gbSxVrNk?t=10m1s
>>71404496
You mean the US' wonderful patchwork of highways
Crappy train network
6 hour wait for a plane flight
Cavity search for everyone prior to getting onto a flight
Also, source
>>71404470
It's less hard if you don't let black people run your country. Pedro.
>>71404639
>your highways arr bad!
>your train network is bad!
>meanwhile 3/4ths of your country is uninhabitable
Face it, Autistralia, your country is shit.
>>71401955
But that almost happened you stupid nigger cunt, that's WHY they have the quarantine laws you grade school dropout fuck. Goddamn, do you niggers only go to school to get shot or what? They don't teach you basic causality?
>>71404532
At least we can control our borders
>>71401146
>The Australian Government is threatening to kill the dog as bantz
Are Australians even white?
https://media.scribblelive.com/2016/4/19/2176e040-0d71-4004-a0ab-62311770f3d1.mp4
AMERICANS CAN'T HANDLE THE BANTER
>>71404812
Well, with the amount of Chinese and Indians going there, it seems doubtful.
>>71404734
Keep it up Pedro. Or is it Jamal?
Also
>Make America Great Again
Doesn't sound like a great country m8
>why wont you let us bring in diseases that could completely rape your ecology harder than rabbits XDDD
americans are LITERALLY this retarded
>>71402346
Campbell is muh nigga, man
>>71401252
lol we cucked your celebrities bad cry more burger
>>71404971
Says the leaf and the yank
>>71405066
>every dog is diseased
Do you even have dogs in that country or have they all been eaten by giant spiders?
Australia isn't white.
>>71401820
M8, I was glad the dumb cunts got executed. And pretty much everyone I talked to, bar a few leftist faggots, were in agreeance with the decision. She ain't difficult to follow a few simple rules, especially with such dire consequences.
>>71401146
>triggered Australians
Now this makes me happy
>>71401718
Sounds like you have rabies mate, you wouldn't be allowed in either. Filthy Americans and their diseases
>>71403464
Americans.
>>71405114
>not all immigrants
Tell us that in a few years leaf
>>71404475
The majority of our species have been killed off by cats and starved out by rabbits.
I ain't even joking.
>>71401146
Yeah nah OP our government really screwed the pooch on this one. It could have been handled in a civil manner with Depp being required to do the appropriate checks and quarantine but instead the minister went on the warpath and made himself, his party and our country look like fuckwits.
>>71405114
>there is zero chance that an animal carries disease
im guessing you just associate rabies with normal behaviour at this point you stupid leaf
>>71404184
>mannish women
Says the bloke whos women have faces like men.
>>71404795
I know this is bait but FUCK you fuckers are an island that's a continent that's a country, you don't have retards just walking in unless Atlantians want to go to shitpost cunt land
>>71405114
>"Guys, only .01% of dogs in America that will ever come to Australia have a disease! You should let them all in!!"
I know everyone from your pitiful cuckolded left continent are absolute failures at mathematics, but guess what happens when you let in 100% of a population with an extremely limited rate of disease?
That's right, that .01% suddenly becomes 100%. Isn't' it funny how that works, my good cuck leaf?
>>71404496
no it doesnt lmao
>>71404405
>Detroit, a bad thing
It's literally a nignog containment zone for the midwest.
>Just like this board is a containment area for a certain breed of retards
>>71401146
>Hollywood stars
>literal tools if the kike liberal agenda
>comparing them to American citizens
I know were cucked by the bankers but c'mon...
>>71401146
>>They release a video half-heatedly apologizing infront of a script
How did they get Johnny to agree to this?
Did they threaten him with jail if he didnt?
>>71401555
Depp gave a sarcastic apology because Australian laws are fucking gay and everybody knows it.
>imagine Australian animals getting rabies
>>71405435
>triggered
M8, build that wall 10ft higher
>>71403534
underrated
Depp is hardly American. He lives in a French mansion most of the time.
Funny to see him get cucked by a gov't though. He probably assumed the big gov't he tries to ram down everyone else's throats would never bite a liberal VIP like himself.
>>71405515
Speak for yourself m8. How's that public education system going? Still catering to the retards?
Biosecurity, cunt.
>>71405586
>fraud laws are gay
Everyone has fraud laws mate
>>71405350
>laws shouldn't be enforced
>>71402577
that episode was great
>>71405087
Does that look like a white man to you?
>>71405350
Barnaby threatening to kill Johnny Depp's dogs is one of the Abbott-Turnbull government's few positive achievements.
>>71405957
I'm not saying that, I'm saying it was monumentally stupid to threaten to euthanize the dog.
And to blow up over such a minor thing. I mean, really, what are the chances that some Hollywood stars pampered pooch is a bio security risk?
But no, the coalition had to go full autistic reeeeee and threaten to kill Depps dog, because fuckin straya mate.
I mean, shit, aren't we trying to attract investment and money onto the gold Coast for movies? What kind of message does this instance send to the rest of the world.
Could have been handled way better m80.
>>71401146
>Why do all Americans act like entitled arrogant multi-millionaire celebrities abroad?
Aussies proving their massive retardation once again, go drink some more goon you bogan cunts.
>>71402414
t.Pajeet
>>71405957
retarded laws for a retarded meme country
>>71401146
The biggest problem I have with the whole thing isn't that he brought his dogs in, it is that he then knowingly flouted the law and took the dogs into public areas and places filled with other animals (dog groomers and such).
If he had just kept the dogs with him on the private property they were staying at there would have been little to no risk at all.
I agree that most of us Aussies are a bit much when it comes to this type of shit but Depp was fucking asking for it by thinking his celebrity status made him immune to the law.
>>71405114
Only the greatest dogs in the world.
>not letting dogs into their country
Australia confirmed autist nation of the world
Barnaby Joyce is the biggest fag around. Everyone from rural Australia seem to be giant flaming poofs
>>71406750
>What kind of message does this instance send to the rest of the world.
Don't break our laws
>>71406845
>>71405586
>>71404135
Everyone defending Depp sounds exactly like the family of dindus that riot after justice is served.
>sho he robbed a store but dat ain't no reason to try an arrest him, if dem racist po-leece had left him alone he wouldna charged at the cops and he'd be alive today. #Icantbreeve
now you fags
>sho he lied on a customs form and threatened Australia's biosecurity but dat ain't no reason to try an charge him with fraud. If dem stupid customs officers had just left him alone he wouldna whined about a politician and he'd still speak positively about Australia today. #Icanthabeebit
Amerifats getting btfo again
>>71407682
Don't be an autist.
Just noticed that Barnaby looks exactly like Darren.
>johnny depp
>"american"
>>71403464
Fruit flies, like most other sensitive Eco and agri systems fruit flies are the main danger
we must protect our virtually uninhabited wasteland full of giant spiders, the smallest dog could send the continent to the bottom of the sea
>>71401146
>pissing yourselves about dogs of all the things you have over there
no wonder you lost the emu wars, cunts
bunchta pussies
>>71409031
>>71409050
We have dogs idiots, we don't have rabies and many other diseases that would negatively affect Australia. We plan to keep it that way and if that upsets jewlywood celebrities and the cucks who worship them, so be it.
>>71409031
>>71409050
As >>71407682 pointed out
Depp and Heard dindu nuffin
>>71401718
Surprise surprise... people in the 4 native English speaking countries search things about suicide in English the most frequently.
Color me shocked by this infographic.
>forgetting yanks think they can do what they want
>>71401718
>americans have higher searches on 3/8 of them
>and a similarly high rate on the rest of them
Eat a burger m8, thatll help ya :^)
>>71402322
>3rd world country
>australia has higher HDI
keep jerking off to anime girls, its easier than thinking :^)
>>71402384
They ask when and where, then inspect your clothes for contaminates. If they find any they might confiscate you clothes or just tell you to wash them.
>>71410249
and if its an American with contaminated clothes they'll get the Airport firing squad ready.
>>71401146
Why the fuck do aussies care do much about these things ? I don't get it. They bitched about how I was bringing wine and French food.
>>71410430
Why are you traveling with food in your suitcase anyway you fucking autist?
FLEW INTO ZOO
>>71410500
To give them to my hosts you didgeridoo player
>>71410430
Think of it this way
You go over to a friends house, he asks you to take off your shoes because he's a total weeb. Your shoes could be brand new out the box and you only put them on right there on his doorstep. You will still take them off because that's the rule in HIS house and if you don't want to then don't go in his house.
Furthermore if you agreed to take them off but then put them back on when he wasn't looking, you should pay for cleaning costs and have your shoes destroyed.
>>71401900
Seems to me like the poopypants are on full damage control with this one.. Kek
>Go out side
>Greeted by the beautiful sight & scent of the Japanese honeysuckle an invasive species
Why is /pol/ so xenophobic? There's nothing wrong with a little multiculturalism.
>>71410954
We're spreading this meme? Sweet.
>>71401146
Man, Johnny Depp looks so old
>>71401146
reminds me of the jew that got mad about being search and got his diseased leafs taken from him.
>>71406373
Don't know maybe you should try squinting... oh wait sorry how racist of me
He's lucky he got to keep the faggot dog
>>71402027
>Q.11 - You a shit cunt we don't want
>>71404135
>pretend to be a civilized and respected nation
We've never pretended to be that
>>71403849
>Thomas Nudge fattens with fudge, looks down only to see his pudge, the person next to him gives him a nudge.
End result
>http://earthquaketrack.com/recent
>>71401146
Australia is not going to be the monolithic society they once were in the last century. Depp is going to be at the centre of that. It’s a huge transformation for Australia to make. They are now going into a multicultural mode and biodiversity will be resented because of its leading role. But without that leading role and without that transformation, Australia will not survive.
johnny and disney literally using your system of justice as free advertising. go see pirates 5 all you scallywags.
What is this thread even trying to prove? Am I to identify with fucking Johnny Depp? How fucking inane
>>71401146
The dog offends their muslim population, thats why they're making such a big fucking deal about it. fucking retarded muslim emu faggots.
>>71401146
Hollywood and all those who comprise it are a cancer on my country. I'm sooooo fuckin sorry cunt. These people have fucked my country up beyond repair, but I'm so sorry about your fucking fauna.
>>71401146
Why the fuck would you bring her dagz?
Cause they're the ones doin the fuckin.
>>71401146
Their brains have been jewed.
>>71404257
No your entire country is detroit blown up.
Who gives a FUCK about Australia and it's fauna?
This makes Autralians look like Muslims with their hostage videos
What they should now is film their dog taking a shit on Australian soil.
>>71412542
We do. Stay home if you don't like our laws.
>>71412546
Not really, would be funny to see johny depp act out those execution vids though with some satire in there
Who would win in a war, Australia or the US?
>>71402046
How can it be rabies free when the whole population is madly shitposting online and in real life you savage animal?
>>71402027
Maybe if you used the word pets, there would be less confusion.
>be Australian
>hate dogs
>"Lebos and Chinks are okay, though! I love Melbourne and HIV!"
>Why are Americans such faggots on the world stage?
I think it's just the celebrity mindset. They know they fucked up, but they were going to try and sneak their dogs through anyway because they're celebrities with money. They don't give a fuck about your country, they only apologized because they got caught.
>>71401146
>extremely susceptible to foreign fauna and flora due to the native species isolation
Not our fault your country has nature-AIDS.
>They release a video half-heatedly apologizing infront of a script
It reminded me of those hostages videos insisting they've converted to Islam.
>Our agriculture minister laughs at them and tells them literally to fuck off
I'm sure they're sobbing into the piles of money they sleep on right now.
>>71413227
>"Australian" "military"
Why isn't Barnaby the PM yet?
>>71413346
I thought Americans understood English.
>>71401146
That guy is a fucking faggot.
>>71402027
>Do you intend to live in Australia for the next 12 months?
>Do you have tuberculosis?
>Do you have any criminal conviction/s?
Nigger, that's 99% of your immigrant population.
>>71413198
cringeworthy
>>71403352
>Miserable island
At least we stopped the boats cunt. Soon the cross on your flag will be replaced with a mighty crescent moon!
>>71401146
You're shitposting on our website, we're shitposting in your country.
Enjoy.
>>71401146
Met Depp while he filmed. He seemed spergy. He belongs on /r9k/
>>71413865
>our website
>owned by a nip
>>71413942
Who owns the nips?
>>71413989
By that logic, Obama owns you.
>>71401425
>token gesture that doesn't really mean anything
People has been reported to actually die from bone pointing.
>>71401252
ahh another uncultured Amerifat sweine.... I almost feel sorry for the Strayans who have to deal with you morons.
>>71404184
>American
>Compaining about airport security
>Complaining about "mannish women"
Delusional. The women in our countries are almost genetically identical.
>>71401146
Jesus. I thought Trump was a circus barker, but your politicians are pathetic. They make it sound like he shoah'd half your continent by bringing in some stupid dog without talking to your bureacrats. I'm sure you bogans smuggle in worse diseases after a week being drunk and fucking ladyboys in Bangkok. What kind of tinpot parliamentarian bitch goes on endlessly trying to savage people just to get headlines? What a sad, pathetic political culture bogans have.
Love,
t. Chiding American
>>71409031
An american sucking celebrity dick like a good goy
>colour me suprised
>>71414532
t. Watermelon
>>71414594
t. Emustani
>>71414102
Damn right
He's a tyrant that needs to be stopped
>>71402127
I agree with you australia. We want to build a wall to keep out the Mexicans but are insulting you for wanting to keep out diseased filthy animals...
>>71402027
Only an Australian could fuck this up
Delusional environmentalists gonna be delusional yo.
Liberalism is a mental disorder
It's just Australians sending a message that they're relevant.
>>71414532
yeah whats the worst that could happen? Its not like Australia have been completely isolated for millions of years and thus is alien to the rest of our shitty globe, right?
>Fucking Americans
>>71414666
>cheque't dat
> double 14
How can Australia even compete?
>>71414666
Don't you have a burger to drink shitlord
>>71402027
What happens if you check yes on everything.
>>71415156
Prepare your anus
>>71403352
continent faggot
>The case, dubbed the "war on terrier", made international headlines in May 2015, when Mr Joyce threatened to have Pistol and Boo put down if they didn't "bugger off" back to the United States.
I love Australians. Faggot celebrities thought they were above the law and got humiliated in the press :^)
What the fuck could anyone bring in that could be any worse than an Australian?
>>71401146
Electronic media costs you cucks enough without you pissing off Hollywood.
>>71401146
the politician should be killed
>>71404765
Damn Deeter, calm down
They should give them a booting
Nobody gives a fuck about a dog. And nobody gives a fuck if some wasted-out actor doesn't care about your vulnerable shitty fauna.
Some shitposter has to explain this to me, first you literally displaced the local abo population when you came. So why the fuck you care if a foreign animal displaces drop bears?
>>71413846
good one?
>>71414666
Those are British soldiers faget
>>71404353
>black thugs get shot by police
>whole country shuts down to cry about DEU DINDU NUFFIN niggers
>>71415945
>shitty fauna
40% of finland mammals = rats
They should have put the dog to sleep.
Dogs do not affect anything. Cats do
>>71401820
Only problem I had with that was how hypocritical the Indonesian government was.
>Refuse any pleas from Aus to spare their lives because "they broke our laws!"
>Paid millions to free Indonesian criminals from the death penalty in other countries, even murders.
>>71416137
I like that crow image
But on your question, how would you like it If we imported Emus and the gympie gympie plant into your country. which set off a chain reaction and your country became over run by crazed emus wearing the gympie gympie as armour
Would you want rabid drop bears?
Why would you even want to risk bringing in rabies into a 100% rabies free country
>>71418512
Wild dogs totally don't kill farm animals/sheep etc and definitely don't attack domesticated dogs which are kept outside. If I go outside right now I'll hear wild dogs howling right now.
Worlds largest fence was build to keep dingo's out from killing sheep and other livestock
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dingo_Fence
>>71419582
Sounds like we need a Dingo huntin
>>71401146
>australia makes this shitpost
>while a bunch of australians are in jail for kidnapping a lebanese child
nice b8 senpai
>>71402027
So if you check Yes for criminal convictions you're welcomed with open arms?
>ameriburgers cuked by some kangaroos
TOP CUK M8
>>71402127
This. Marxist celebrities think rules don't apply to them. I hope they got spiders in their underpants.
America you dont understand, do you have idea what could happen if Australia animals spread rabies?
They would wipe the whole Australian population.
Even without rabies the animals there are dangerous as fuck.
>>71401146
>most of the most poisonous snakes in the world
>kickboxing kangaroos
>deadly spiders
>great white sharks
>4 meter crocodiles
What could the Americans bring?
>>71403464
Kudzu
>>71420207
My thoughts exactly, what the fuck exactly could any burger bring to straya that would be any more of a threat then anything else in their country?
>>71401718
> because someone made a stupid decision once we now have to let every single person make that mistake on their own instead of learning from it
> islam's barbarity and imperialism is ok guys because we did the crusades once
Well done fucking ahmed. I know you arent muslim but its nice to know that if you were born in the middle east you would be with the stupidest of them.
>>71401425
Its just people who want their 15 mins pretending to get mad.
>all that money
>willingly move to Australia
I always liked depp but I knew something wasn't right upstairs
>>71401146
"Do it again Johnny, do it with gusto mate, a little gusto."
>>71401146
TBQH family our celebrities are the worst human beings on the planet. I apologize for that. They believe they can get away with anything because we let them do exactly that in our own country.
>>71420754
Completely innocuous animals like rabbits and toads have been able to completely BTFO of Australia's native wildlife in the past. When it really comes to survival, native Australian animals are just a bunch of inbred retards living in an island hugbox that absolutely can't adapt to changing circumstances.
>>71401718
American pig dog.
>>71421416
Don't even mention the cane-toads. Practically a sport to kill them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYcl0xxU5_s
>>71401718
>I want to die
>India
kek
>>71401425
Nope. Crushed his soul better than any prison on the planet. There are porn stars with better outlooks than Depp in this video.
Think of it like the middle ages. Nobleman goes to a foreign kingdom. He has his own entourage, a shitload of horses. He never has to interact with peasants. Doing anything himself is a mile away, he has servants for that. Pretty big deal.
Cunt trips up in that foreign kingdom, no pussy power saves you from that.
Gets ridiculed by the people, the ruling class. Gets put before a judge.
What does he get sentenced to? Tarred, feathered, and paraded around town of course.
Boy did we parade that cunt. It was on the news, all stations. They intersected the video with the ministers shit talking, the newsreaders shit talking, the parody where the gook has the gun, and social media shit talking before finishing off with the good old "get out" from the minister in charge of it.
>Australia has to be protected
"Give it some gusto, Johnny, give it some gusto"
>The people are warm and direct, when you disrespect Australian law they will tell you firm
"We're gonna have to euthanize them"
>>71401252
>>71401146
One animal can destabilize whole environment.
>A million cavemen muslims won't.
