>be me, a U.S. soldier in 2019
>President Trump immediately screwed up relations with Russia and China
>be in the last bunker with a few other soldiers and President Trump
>hear shouting outside and soldiers marching towards the door
>President Trump pisses his pants
>mfw he says "D-d-don't worry, Ch-Ch-Chinese people l-love me. They love m-me. I'll m-make a g-great d-deal to get us out of this!"
>>72938933
Your lack of shitposting talent is an insult to that flag.
>>72938933
Fuckin bring it, you Australian pussy.
>trump will cause ww3
great meme-o kid
Ron Paul of all people doesn't support Donald Trump?
He even goes so far as to suggest Donald Trump really is using "the Mexicans" as a scapegoat.
>>72938878
Jealousy.
Ron Paul shits on bernie even more and I like how much liberal butthurt it creates out of the 'left libertarians' that supported Ron but didn't even understand his policies.
All Ron Paul's criticisms of trump are valid. He doesn't call trump a racist or a sexist. Trump just doesn't have libertarian economic policies especially with all the protectionism.
His problem with trump is purely a policy one
You're all scum. Of course Ron Paul doesn't like Donald T, the T man wants to increase federal power massively.
KASICH DROPS OUT! WE FUCKIN' DID IT! WE WON THE NOMINATION!
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/john-kasich-suspend-presidential-campaign-n567901
REMINDER TO REGISTER AND GET OUT AND VOTE
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OR: May 17th
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PUSH THE (((((CEILING))))) HIGHER
>DELEGATES Wonderful Donald: LMAOALLOFTHEM
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LATEST BANTZ
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UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule/
TV STREAMS
https://sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
RALLIES/TH
>Indiana Victory Speech 5/3/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oO4YqOGClY
>South Bend, IN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHuMW7haS8
>Carmel, IN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qf1eUb-9L8
INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Morning Joe 5/4/2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JWv-Db2xeQ
>Trump on Fox and Friends 5/4/2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hyVjEByFFg
>Trump on Today Show 5/4/2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueXDzz0Kdj4
>Trump on Hannity 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDvOdZF-hzo
>Trump on CNN 5/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAY3UbtHCTk
ENTERTAINMENT
>Based Taiwanese Animators
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOjJUgADNaI
>Shapiro Has A Message for Trump Supporters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9-bueSEWL8
>Why Becky is Imploding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmpCF55IaMA
>Cruz Hits his Wife in the Face after Dropping Out
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/727665400687800320
>Unofficial Campaign Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD7inyUaA6Y
>Lynne Patton "The Trump Family That I Know"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxaKUo5naoY
>300: Making America Great Again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw
Official /Trump/ Playlist
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THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT
If we tax Mexico too much wouldn't they just sell to our economic competitors such as Russia or China?
Trump is an ugly cunt, you can't prove me wrong.
>Millions of subhuman brown low IQ criminal T*rkroaches to get visa free access to the EU
Are you ready for the cultural enrichment?
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36188558
>visa free
It's fucking nothing. We're also visa free in Europe and soon will be in the US and we're not enriching you.
Unless this is a step in a bigger plan for T*rkey to join Schengen.
>>72938891
Except T*rkey is 1 hour flight to Europe. Also tonnes of impoverished subhuman criminal mudslime T*rks ready to move to Europe to steal loot and rape. It would be a sisaster
we are coming boys! see you soon
How high is the probability?
>>72938661
0%, Hernie is toast.
>I just sold my daughter to a Russian sex trafficking ring for 2000 bucks to donate, match me!
>>72938661
Heard on the BBC this morning that Bernie only had a net gain of 3 delegates in Indiana. His win sounded more impressive than it really was.
>>72938661
-80%
Why are Free Trade deals bad? Can you give me a summary of the effects of NAFTA? Why is TPP bad?
>>72938517
>Free Trade deals
>"Trade"
If you put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig.
>fucked over mexican indistries
>illegal immigration worsened
>>72939811
>>fucked over Mexican industries
Lol what?? Think you spelled American wrong.
So, what happens now that the race is between Hillary and Trump? More precisely, what happens to Bernie supporters?
NOT the SJW kind, rather the kind who like a slightly more socialist ideology and think the US economy can benefit from it.
PLEASE DO NOT GET BOGGED DOWN ON WHETHER THAT IDEOLOGY IS VALID
My question is, what will those supporters who saw Bernie as someone who might possibly make something good or as the ONLY candidate who had ANYTHING remotely good in him, do? Do they vote Trump now, because Shillary stands for everything that is bad and corrupt? And also she shilled her way to beating Bernie in the race, despite any democrat with half a mind having voted Bernie in the primaries (insult him and his ideology all you want, the fact is, blacks, latinos and women carried shillary's nomination and between the two he is CLEARLY the more intelligent choice).
Where does the enthusiasm where a fresh (whether viable or not) outlook go to?
Where should it go to, should Bernie supporters flock to Trump to avoid having the disaster that is Shillary?
>>72938456
They stay home
>>72938916
And Shillary wins because she is on the bandwagon of everyone but the people?
>>72938456
Τhey go back to grassroots, they organize in campus, they get positions in the Dem party and come back in 2020 with a more attractive candidate. That's what I would do + some agitprop.
I think my sister's being convinced to become an SJW by her teacher.
What should I do /pol/?
>>72938431
show her bonita tindle
>>72938431
show her videos of nigs nogging,worst case scenario drive her through a black neighborhood
>>72938431
You know what must be done.
Why didn't white people kill all the niggers?
>>72938318
Because Swedish used to be white.
>>72938318
Because that would be wrong.
>>72938318
Without black peoples I would have to fuck my wife myself and that's so not 2016
>>72971788
Previous thead
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-36199993
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/wildfire-destroys-fort-mcmurray-homes-most-of-city-evacuated-1.3563977
http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/eighty-per-cent-of-homes-lost-in-some-fort-mcmurray-neighbourhoods-as-city-continues-to-burn
first for watching my childhood, teenage years, and early adulthood memories burn down from the safety of my newfie shack.
>>72987788
Sup fishmonger. Sorry b'y
beautiful.
THAT ASIANS WERE BLACK
http://realhistoryww.com/world_history/ancient/China_2.htm
Bumb
DA TRU SAMURAIZ WUZ NIGGUH
WE WUZ JAPANESE N SHEEIIT
If Trump becomes president, what are the chances of him coming to Australia for a diplomatic visit?
Will I ever get to meet him?
>>72937940
11/10
>>72937940
>Will I ever get to meet him?
Nope. You must worship him from afar.
Here's hoping so cunt.
I've got a spare swag he can sleep in.
Why is it that smarter people tend to be more liberal?
Coincidentally, the more liberal one is the more likely they are to have some sort of cuckolding fetish. Connection? I think so.
>>72937894
A Youtube account and a wordpress blog don't make you a smart person.
Because they realize groups are collections of individuals.
How do I become a member of the Illuminati, or any other secret organisation, /pol/?
>>72937707
>falling for the Illuminati jew
4/10 straya
>>72937758
No advice then Belgium?
>>72937758
Skull and bones (pic related) helped Hitler to exterminate jews.
>>72937707
Study at Yale University, and believe in some type of GOD or Being
or just become freemanson
So /pol/, I have absolute proof that yesterday's Indiana Republican primary was fixed or, at least, had some very shady thing going on.
My sister votes in a very small precinct, one with only a few dozen voters, part of a tight knit community. She and a group of friend, not many but enough to be a good 10% of votes in that section, all showed up to vote and voted the exact same way: Cruz for president, Carly for VP.
She even took a picture of her ballot beforehand so she had proof of her vote.
For or surprise, when results were announced, for her surprise not only Donald Trump won that precinct but Cruz had a much smaller percentage that would be possible with all those votes for Cruz that she and her friends cast.
We are outraged right now and don't trust the democratic process anymore.
What you guys think? Pic related, it's her ballot.
>>72937634
>They didn't print Lyin' Ted and Horseface on the ballots
Disappointing.
>>72937634
Pretty impressive getting back to Portugal already.
>>72937634
>Vote for one (1) only
