Why isn't anyone talking about this train wreck, about to unfold?
I am gonna watch it before I judge it
>>15160785
I hope the studio burns to the ground
Why are British people look like rats?
>>15160803
Watching a trainwreck happen is always the most fun.
when exactly does it premier?
and what's the usual method, BBC2 website with hola unblocker?
>>15160819
Who knows. It might actually be quite good?
>>15160831
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07dwp1f
>>15160831
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/guide
3pm est on beebtwo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipa2M-deQ8M
How can they get rid of evans before the next season?
Judging by the synopsis of Episode 2 on the BBC website, the reasonably priced car has been replaced by a Rallycross car
>>15160809
Bong here,
ratfaces are considered attractive on this side of the pond
>>15160785
We did talk about it. Months ago. We decided it's shit.
>>15160785
Because only butthurt Clarkson fans will bitch about it before it even comes out. I can be any worse than Top Gear US and I trust Joey to be a good host.
>>15161031
Clarkson and the gang's antics are what made the show.
I can only imagine what kind of bullshit the new diversity-friendly, politically-correct Top Gear is going to be like.
Has the first one aired already or something?
>>15161041
Its on in an hour and twenty minutes.
>>15160819
>>15160803
If we all watch it, then it won't be a trainwreck. Pirate it a day later and your view wont count towards supporting this atrocity.
>>15160809
Inbreds, inbreds everywhere.
All that race mixing is good for UK, only acceptable girls I seen there were mixed
>>15160882
>star in a rallycross car
Doesn't really have the same feel about it.
Nevertheless, I'm hoping it's not an abomination.
>>15160858
They keep saying they're making it their own and shit but this just feels like them trying to emulate their predecessors.
>>15160858
>tfw cant tell the difference between new and told top gear
meh
>>15161163
The first show will inevitably get good viewership, how many it retains next week is what's important.
>>15160785
BBC 2 is on and ready to go. I'll be watching to find out if there's any chemistry to it. I doubt that, though
>>15160785
http://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/672784/Top-Gear-Audience-WALK-OUT-first-episode-filming-Chris-Evans-Matt-LeBlanc
my body is ready
>>15160785
Because we still want it to succeed. Just because some schadenfreude-type people want to see a nice house burn down doesn't mean the rest of us begrudge the people living there for having a nice house.
>NO STREAM
oh god this is embarrassing already
Holy shit one minute in and Evans is already a faggot.
>>15160785
He's trying to talk like Clarkson
>I.. GET CHASED XD XD
>>15161437
http://www.streamgaroo.com/live-television/united-kingdom/bbc-2-live-stream
lazy cunt
>>15161448
lol.. epic meme xd
>first thing is a bunch of Pakis on an astra
>chris gayvans
what do bmws and chris evans have in common? they're FULL OF DICKS HAHAHAHAHAH
>>15161448
Glad it wasn't just me that cringed
>>15161461
I think the BMW meme rings truer for Audi drivers now honestly.
Evans is trying SO HARD on these voice-over segments.
For a radio presenter Evens can't do voice over for shit.
>>15161448
>>15161466
Clearly a piss take, I doubt episode two will have an intro like that.
>>15161478
I honestly dont see it, he's doing a good job talking about the viper
>>15161475
yeah but I had already wrote BMW by the time I remembered that
(also Top Gear said that all BMW dicks went to Audi)
>>15161481
Listen to his delivery of the lines.
They're forced as hell.
>race car suspension
Someone told me it was too technical...
>>15161479
It was terribly forced and should've been done.
They are literally opening with their worst host which now means the rest of the potentially decent people won't even get a chance. A shame
Why couldn't he have just done a good old fashioned test instead of this stupid lock on bullshit, this isn't informative or interesting whatsoever.
>>15161493
they sound the same
It's just talking technical of cars, both people sound the same. I have complaints, but pretending this is wildly different is just looking for things to be mad at.
Sabine looks ancient.
"Who wants to meet the first top gear presenter from outside the UK?!!!!"
>Local curry niggers
Yes, my culture will be enriched!
Very forced. All of it
GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SEGMENT
>>15161505
Delivery is just as important here as content.
>>15161504
Because the Top Gear you want died about 12 years ago.
I hate Chris Evans so much
DAILY REMINDER
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/top-gear-unimpressed-audience-members-walk-out-on-chris-evans-before-filming-finishes-a7042081.html
>Chris Evans’s newly revamped Top Gear began filming on Thursday, with dozens of audience members reportedly leaving the studio before the show had finished filming.
>The host told the reasonably sized audience they would be 'on their way by 4pm', yet filming continued at Dunsfold Aerodrome until the early hours of the evening.
>A source told The Independent that from 4pm onwards people began to filter out of the studio, Evans and co-host Matt LeBlanc attempting to entertain the 'unimpressed' audience.
This is even more obviously set up than the previous series.
german wifu doing her thing
>>15161505
>they sound the same
You really have no clue about delivery, do you.
>>15160809
island, hence a small gene pool
VETTE CANT TURN
segment's going on too long desu
>>15161521
Following the script painfully. I hate gimmicky shit like this laser gun bull.
Sounds like a kids TVs presenter
Fake and gay
>>15161518
what the fuck kek
WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FLY SAFE MY FRIEND *tips spoiler*
>implying Top Gun is in any way still culturally relevant
>chicken huehue
I got 2 minutes of Evans in before I just quit and went back to the Indy 500.
It was like if your uncool school friend got into a really cool job and tried to talk about it but you were used to a grumpy git do the job effortlessly before he got there.
All the fun has gone but the words are the same.
>relying on cheap references instead of entertaining content
>le Stig
uuuggghhhh
Lab lunks bantz are off the hook
>>15160785
anyone who watches this show is a traitor.
>Evans narrating the hot lap instead of Clarkson
it feels so dirty
>>15161560
It's only out of curiosity. None of us will be watching next week's.
This is so bad. It's like they have a light up box when to laugh or clap
>>15161573
The ratings change is going to be meteoric
>they redid the lap time wall
FUCKING DISGUSTING
>RELIANT ROBIN COPY CAT EPISODE
>RELIANT ROBIN COPY CAT EPISODE
Coulthard should have taken the job when offered it, evans is a cunt.
>>15161586
Wut?
>no scene of them doing doughnuts in London because people got offended about them doing it near the cenotaph
>>15161590
The times were in Evans's handwriting and not Clarkson's.
Christ Evans is such a cunt.
>>15161608
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
Imagine how different this thread would be if people like Edd China, Guy Martin and Rowan Atkinson were hired
what have they done
why did they not just have the balls to fork a new format and not dilute the chemistry of the previous three built up over a decade in an attempt to create it within a year of filming
just why
>>15161608
Now that is just TOO MUCH
>>15161620
They don't have the luxury of time this time around. They have to make it popular right away or they can't keep funding it.
So...nothing's happening.
This is worse than topgear usa...
The should have just called this 6th gear.
>>15161634
And they thought that this approach was the best idea? For shame
They've managed to botch the "cheap car road trip" segment as well.
Fucking Christ.
>>15160809
>English please
But to answer your question, millennia of island inbreeding.
>>15161642
More like 1st gear
Because despite trying hard to catch up, they're stuck at low speeds
you know
there's a reason they had more than two people on the cheap car road trip
there's a reason that when one of them got towed they just skipped him
>>15161634
So killing it altogether is better?
>>15161634
>literally 6 presenters
>main presenter is easily the most hate-able person I've seen on tv in awhile
>Leblanc sounds bored
>Sabine will be reduced to bit parts
>recycling old jokes without shame
it's just bad
What was the point of that challenge?
>>15161660
It would've been better to not restart it. Because it simply couldn't work without the three.
>>15161663
>remember this?! *wink wink* You liked it!
>>15161663
It was an epic road trip the length of the country in inherently hilarious 3-wheel cars
Did you evenw atch it?
>RAMSEY
NO
NO
WHY DID HE HAVE TO SHOW UP ON THIS ONE
RAMSEY WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
>Gordon Ramsay and Jesse Eisenberg
>Eisenberg
Fucking WHY?
>SIARPC before: come out from the crowd as if they were there all along
>SIARPC now: WALKING THROUGH MASSIVE DOORS WE ARE CELEBRITIES
>>15161672
It was shit.
It was over scripted with unlikable drivers.
They couldn't even pull off the strange clothing remotely well.
![1464545980172[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M8qT88S.jpg "1464545980172[1].jpg")
IT'S FUCKING
R O T T E N
O
T
T
E
N
fucking LOL
faces of audience is best part
>>15161677
PLEASE WATCH BATMAN VS SUPERMAN
29 minutes in
The hosts just sound whiney and forcing a "yay this is fun" attitude
These guests are not helping either
>>15160785
>This mess will have crashed so horribly that we'll be getting cheeky jokes about it from Clarkson as soon as Grand Tour is released.
>WAHEY CARS EVERYONE!
>the best car hes owned is a 3G Accord
accurate to be honest, they're GOAT cars
>the shitbox isnt a complete shitbox anymore
oh fuck this
A FUCKING RALLY FOR THE STARS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>>15161723
forgot the image
But did you hear how the applause was cut off? jej
What the fuck did they do to the track.
>new car is a dirty mini
wtf
>>15161729
it is, its not a proper rallycross car
Evans narrating the timed laps is just cringe worthy.
So now they are going to have to clean and dry the track for normal road cars...
>"towards the water splash....YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!"
>nobody laughs or claps
Crings
>go from laferrari to a FF mini shitbox
wow Gordon how much did they pay you
pls clap
>GAMBON
STOP USING THE OLD TRACK NAMES YOU CUNT
i want to batter his face open with a claw hammer
Off-road lap portions is a nice change.
So that's one thing that's not shit.
The only hope I had was Le Blanc would save the show.
I guess I was wrong?
>literally only evans clapping at the water splash
oh god
THIS SHOW IS GROSS
How did brits let this fucker get so famous to be put in this position?
Le Blanc seems alright when he doesn't need to interact with other humans.
SHUT IT DOWN
>laser gun segment
>reliant segment
>ariel segment
Pulling out all of the stops in the first episode.
This is desperate.
When does Chris Harris come to make the show watchable?
I hear laughing, but why audience is looking so sad. Is this magic?
This bit with Matt is ok desu. Chris is simply insufferable though.
>>15161782
wonder why he's our favorite out of them
>>15161692
i dont get it
>>15161794
Laugh track. By this point the audience had been here for hours longer than they were told to expect, so they're all fed up and want to leave.
Chris Evans kept doing re-takes because he's such a hyperactive shit he couldn't get it right or accept a bad take (you know, relatively bad) and kept telling people who just wanted to go home to laugh at his shit jokes
I want to see more German waifu.
Also,
>Evans the only one in the studio clapping at the water splash
>>15161670
that would mean the BBC, or whoever was responsible, admitting to a fault.
can't have that.
Aaand another gimmick. Fuck.
The American guy actually is alright. It's just that Evans is fucking annoying really.
>>15161803
A lack of audience
Having two rows at the back higher to give the impression there's more people
desu this is working
Not original, but at least different and not unbearable
Beautiful as all fuck pictures from the BBC camera crew, though, as usual. Goddamn, they're good.
>>15161837
>and not unbearable
you missed evans's segments then
>>15161837
it helps that leblanc can drive and likes cars
>>15161781
>morning commute
>some cunt is talking and every other frequency is just as shit
>just wait it out
>somehow he becomes a rich fuck because he's "so popular"
leblanc >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> evans
why isn't he the main host?
>>15161845
I meant Matt in the Nomad specifically.
"not unbearable" was a direct reference to everything else in the show so far
>>15161845
he means matt doing his thing
>barry the cuck
>>15161842
didn't they move to the GT with clarkson?
>>15161852
i hate to lower volume during the blackpool trip and most of the star in rallycross thing, it was painful
>>15160785
We've been talking about it since clarkson got fired you stupid newfat.
>>15161848
which makes me really sad that he and sabine decided to go with top shill and not wait it out for the clarkson hammond and may to invite them some time.
>>15161862
Clearly they've got more competent guys. Cause some of that shit is just great.
Evans is like an arsehole uncle trying to be cool, cant stand him
pls remove Evans
>>15161739
I just wanna punch that stupid face. I bet he smells like Gauloises cigs and shitty cologne.
did the action on the nomad look slow as fuck or was that just me?
I actually think Leblanc is an ok presenter.
Chris is fucking terrible though, just shouting constantly and being really over animated when everyone else seems subdued really makes it feel like they're on take 16 of whatever there doing.
Audience reaction and enthusiasm seems fake as fuck as well.
>Drunk puppet
Le Blanc seems to be mostly reading a script written for Clarkson, but tgis made me kek
>pleasure ALOOONE
I bet that got fucking re-recorded so many times for a decent cheer, it sounded like one of those which occurs after the first one was shit
>>15161880
he's more like the rich cousin who was spoiled as shit and just gets on everyone's nerves
>>15161851
He's American.
>>15161891
this is the worst part
it feels like they wrote the same script the other 3 had but split it for 6 people, none of the 6 are anything like the 3 either. LeBlanc is decent, but he'd be better if this shit was actually meant to be coming out of his mouth
>>15161852
>>15161855
Ah right.
Misread the post.
>that blatant fake applause and cheering
Evans is absolutely dog shit.
even guardian hates it
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/live/2016/may/29/top-gear-chris-evans-and-matt-leblanc-launch-new-series-live
>>15161903
I was a little kid in the 90s,so I never lived through Evans' heyday
Was he actually so funny and good that this is an appropriate decision?
/tv/ overwhelmingly hate it too
>>15161906
>This is so weird. It’s like a third-generation photocopy of a Top Gear Challenge film. The music is the same, the editing is the same, the entire look and feel of the whole thing is exactly the same. But it doesn’t have any jokes or stakes or knotty camaraderie or point. It’s empty calories, and now it’s finished.
Nailed it. That was stunning amounts of nothing.
>>15161910
No, there was just not a lot of options for shit to watch on tv back then.
>Trannies
>trannies again
it was better when May did it
>>15161929
>>15161930
*drag queens
There's a difference. Blackpool is known for it's low quality drag shows
>>15161913
/tv/ is much worse than /o/, though, so fuck them either way.
On a positive - The willys jeep makes a lovely nice
Everything else is terrible
Is it over yet
>>15160835
>(You)
This is even worse than I imagined. BBC fucked up big time.
>>>/tv/70179956
It needs to stop
>>15161910
His audiences were drunk on TFI. Nondrunk Brits don't warm to his bouncy audience-participation schtick, that's why they all look so uncomfortable
>>15161913
/tv/ is reddit 2.0 they will start loving it as soon as Neo Top Gear hypes the Tesla.
When will this end? pls end it
Poor chris.
>brits are made out to be cheating cucks on their own fucking programming
>americans are the honorable people who follow the rules and make it through strength
you cant make this shit up
i'd even prefer russell brand over this tool
Chris Harris is a cuck.
>the boring hosts in the main show
>harris and that youtuber on "Top Gear Extra"
what?
The have Chris Harris talking about togear and not doing sick skids? WTF???
>Extra Gear
The first two seasons of TG in early 2000 fell flat, because they wanted to try be informational, not so much entertaining.
This does not have that base finding time.
I don't think it's gonna work, or even get much better.
>>15161996
Have you ever seen any of the UK vs. [x] eps on old TG?
>>15161980
Any time you want.
fuck this, i'm going to watch the facepunching on sky
>harris is relegated to some literal who website only behind the scenes
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>15162014
god it hurts, he'd be an awesome host
rory is pretty cool too
god damn it nu top gear
That was a train wreck.
I'm considering watching Extra Gear, but I feel like that would just make the whole thing worse.
Matt was definitely carrying it though.
That old dude wasn't fucking impressed.
>Harris relegated to irrelevant BBC Three online show
fucking lmao shut it down
>>15162004
>>15162014
He'd have been the only real reason I'd have watched this at all. Well, LeBlanc turned out much better than I thought, but now...
It hurt to watch. I feel violated.
God that was even worse than I had anticipated.
>>15162027
>>15162030
Top Gear used to be some literal who car autist shit, so it had time to develop chemistry between the presenters and that's what made it successful.
It's now so high profile that they'll never get that luxury again. This had to succeed right from episode 1, which is why they went all out with repeating gimmicks from the old show to hook people. But it failed, and next episode's ratings will be a fraction of this week because nobody will be watching for morbid curiosity again.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p03w1dcs/top-gear-extra-gear-episode-1
UK IPs only, though.
>>15162061
someone stream it or rehost it
>>15162014
>behind the scenes on a shitty show
poor harris/rory
>>15162061
>>15162065
use hola unblocker ya dingus
>>15162047
>so it had time to develop chemistry between the presenters and that's what made it successful.
Do people here not even act like Top Gear existed before the Clarkson era? You could consider the Clarkson/May/Hammond series a "reboot" aswell, which had equal pressures around that time to perform, and still managed to do decently even from the early episodes, and there was criticisms of the old version being too boring which made the whole audience-style studio setup an experiment with pressure to perform also.
>But wahh muh high profile
So why the fuck did they try to even emulate the banter between the other three so hardcore right off the bat? The old shit started off pretty casual, not forced like this, so you can't really compare them
https://twitter.com/thegrandtour/status/736928960030908416
new trailer
>>15162077
>>Do people here not even act like Top Gear existed before the Clarkson era?
Old Top Gear never existed as far as anyone not also a car autist in the UK cares
>>15162065
Downloading it now, where should I put it?
Chris Harris' voice is a sight for sore ears
Retarded question but.. I just got home, any way to watch it now or do i have to wait for ze magnets?
Is the viper really big, or do we have a different smaller stig?
>>15162077
They should have done a completely new format.
Trying to repeat CH&M's format was never going to work with different presenters.
>>15162101
Or don't bother watching it
The strongest choice of them all
it was ok as a car show, but not really as a top gear
my main gripe was chris just didnt stop shouting and it got annoying
>>15162108
But i wanna watch the disaster :(
>Chris Evans has reportedly sodomized an audience member with a broom following their refusal to stop crossing their arms.
>When asked about the allegations, Evans reportedly stabbed the investigator numerous times with a pen before fondling a nearby 15 year old female audience member.
>>15162114
kek
>>15162102
Possibly
Apparently a number of other crew members left with the other 3. To keep the Stig's identity a secret, it's likely they're just down as a sound or set design or something like that
>>15162075
What am I doing wrong? I've got the hola browser thing running, but it doesn't load the video page.
>>15162077
>which had equal pressures around that time to perform
clearly you weren't alive back then
>>15161913
They don't know dick about anything. /o/ knows way more about tv and movies than /tv/.
>>15162134
This.
Top Gear had been dead for about 2 years when it was revived by Clarkson
It premiered on a digital only channel called BBC Choice. That's no expectations whatsoever.
Did they ever explain why they mentioned Evans local curry niggers?
I lost focus because Evans but I'm sure it was just "Look! Diversity!"
>>15162148
>Did they ever explain why they mentioned Evans local curry niggers?
the human equivalent of one ton of downforce
>>15162087
put it on mega while you get a torrent up
>>15162148
They collectively weighed 1 ton. Which is the downforce of the Viper at high speed. It could've been an interesting thing, but it was just mentioned in passing, not even explaining to the non car folk what downforce does. Offhand and forgotten instantly.
>>15162148
They represented one ton of metric downforce, though since Chris needs to SHOUT EVERYTHING AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE GETS A ROUND OF APPLAUSE AND MAKE HAHAHA FUNNY BANTER IT TOOK FIVE MINUTES TO EXPLAIN THAT AND IN THE END IT WAS JUST FOR A SEGUE
>>15160809
Isn't one of those guys Joey from Friends
>>15162155
>>15162087
and HURRY IT UP please
>>15162159
did you mean segway
>>15162165
Trying to work around iPlayer's DRM or whatever it's called.
>>15162087
>>15162173
faster pls
>>15161275
For one Jeremy wasn't actually scared of the cars he drove.
Why has meh become such a calling card for insufferable faggots?
Meanwhile the grand tour is going to be so fucking good
Already saw a clip on old Subarus by James May in Japan
>>15162213
>Already saw a clip on old Subarus by James May in Japan
wasn't that on cars of the people
or am I confusing it with the toyota segment
>>15162219
idk I could be wrong
Either way it's already looking a million times better, the new Top Gear is dead on arrival
>>15162213
>tfw James May: The Reassembler was better than this episode
>>15162229
I do hope they serialize that. It was amazingly relaxing. And fun.
All the links i found are slow as shit, even the torrent on kick ass is slow as fuck
Adding to the shit show
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3614905/Chris-Evans-20-MINUTE-rant-Gear-cast-crew-filming-episode-drafts-Danny-Baker-improve-script.html
>>15162229
Did they ever get past the lawnmower episode of that?
>>15162242
>dailymail
kek
>>15162146
>It premiered on a digital only channel called BBC Choice.
nope
>The first series of the relaunched television series Top Gear was broadcast in the United Kingdom on BBC Two starting on 20 October 2002,
>>15162243
Phone and Guitar.
