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Previous: >>14903239
Which one and why dbt?
>>14904693
goldwing, because it is made to be top-tier comfy
>>14904682
i just bought a new bike though, and i really can't afford buying one outright yet. someday though
>>14904707
I've sat on more comfy honestly
>>14904679
03 WR450 for $2000
Yes no?
>>14904693
Norge 1200. Because I'm an actual faggot.
>>14904693
Neither, because I'm not a middle aged cuck with erectile dysfunction
>>14904722
Norge more like
Fuck NOrge
>>14904726
Nice bait!
>>14904718
doesn't seem like too bad of a price. What's the condition and does it have a title?
Hey friends, is dbt for me? :^)
>>14904731
Fuck off nigger
>>14904739
sure
>>14904736
Clean title. Rekluse clutch. Bars, pipe, free mods, normal stuff. Brand new plastics. No indication of miles or hours though
>>14904739
No, because you actually have bikes
>>14904748
but does it look like it's been maintained? I'm guessing if it has brand new plastics he beat the shit out of the old ones and slapped those on there to make it not show.
>>14904739
>cali plates
get outta here
Wtf happened to the OP format?
Thoughts on the CTX1300?
>>14904739
why is your garage so clean?
>>14904758
That was my thought too. I'm no stranger to rebuilds or bike repair though. I'll just have to look at it I guess
>>14904768
Hes white.
>>14904762
see >>14904716
>the OP is literally just a header so the dbt people can find which thread to post in. Nobody reads it other than that. I minimized all the bullshit and just left the important things.
>>14904739
>black and yellow Yamaha
Good man
>>14904739
>DOXED
>>14904776
Except that people use the map and ergo site all the time you dumb cunt.
>>14904775
I'm unfamiliar with this meme please explain
>>14904793
Only nobikes
>>14904793
No one uses the map
Why link to external unrelated sites in 4chan? Google exists
>>14904793
None of the new people use that without being redirected there by someone else anyway. The people who actually use it will already have a link.
>>14904775
>>14904768
I'm half spic half white actually.
>>14904760
I thought we could all get along no matter where we're from :'(
>>14904779
Both 06 450s
Also rate my ol faithful
Fuck yea nigga
>>14904812
>>14904808
Are you from reddit?
>>14904811
kek that front fender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOsB2nsls28
Bored so ima dump random pics.
>>14904848
>>14904848
>LEDs
>>14904856
post your bike with your car
>>14904865
>>14904848
>check out muh LEDs
>>14904876
>>14904819
Kickstarter broke off, back fender is the same as the front, missing screws for the front plastics but it still runs
>>14904862
Ty
>>14904865
>>14904865
Best I got
https://sanantonio.craigslist.org/mcy/5537947776.html
or
https://houston.craigslist.org/mcy/5539463944.html
>>14904739
>dirtbikes are for kids
>ducati a shit
apparently not.
I'm sorry anon.
>>14904914
I think it's pretty easy, do you want a dualsport or a touring bike?
>>14904886
>>14904928
They both have their advantages.
I'm about an hour north of Houston, so the KLR is more useful in my immediate area, but when I go to Houston the Katana would be better.
That's right nigga
Were bikes with these fairings ever available in the US?
Looking around all I've ever seen is the naked or big rounded sport fairings models.
Hey, /dbt/.
I just got my hands on what seems to be a Yamaha YZ60. I got the liquids for it and everything, but I'm a little confused and I can't seem to find the service manual for it online (for free because I'm very broke at the moment.)
Where the hell does the battery go? And how do I measure out the mixture ratio for the fuel and 2-cycle oil? This is my first two stroke.
Whats with removing everything from the OP?
Stop doing that, its not going to catch on and you are a shit person for trying to fix something that wasnt broken.
>>14904981
The Katana is the only bike that looks like that, and have fun finding and buying one.
>>14905002
Sry bby
http://www.strawpoll.me/10006299/r
very disappointing
>>14905006
>The Katana
I'm well aware of that. I'm asking if any of them with that fairing style were sold in the US.
>>14905021
Why
Got my license last year but I'm too autistic to go out and start looking for bikes mostly because I know nothing about bikes and have no friends who are into bikes. How much do gsxrs usually go for? Keep seing 07-08 with 8k-10k go for 5.5k-6k is this normal? Never bought anything from private sellers so don't know how the whole transfering title and any of that works either, please help. I can't test ride the bike because I don't feel comfortable test riding a 600cc, how do you guys buy your bikes from private sellers? Someone explain the process to me please.
>>14905021
where's the option for under 18?
>>14905021
>only five of us are old enough to run for US Senate
That's surprising, seeing as how 4chan has been around for almost thirteen years now.
>>14904995
please help
>>14905058
that's kind of the line of thought of my disappointment. i guess most people just stop going to 4chan entirely
>>14905053
>set up meeting with seller
>view the bike. Inspect for anything fishy
>inquire about it's terrible condition
>disregard everything the owner says because it's bullshit
>offer him 20% less than asking price
>go to notary and have him transfer title to your name and you give him money for bike.
>>14905058
Well I've been here 7 years and I'm 21, I'm assuming i'm not the only one.
>>14905074
I've been here since the beginning.
I see no end in sight sadly :/
>>14905067
Why does it matter?
>>14905079
Huh, I thought the real oldfags had all left.
>>14905073
So we have to go to a notary? I thought he just has to sign the title and that's it.
>>14905090
I came to 4chan the week after it went online.
I'll probably be here until either 4chan or I die.
>>14905094
in my state it needs to be notarized. I don't know about yours.
>>14905090
Nope. Been here since only 2 boards existed.
>>14905090
i remember moot on SA
>>14905058
>>14905074
>just now remembered that I have screencaps from /k/ I took back in early 2006/late 2005
>it really has been that long
>still no other place on the internet that can compete with 4chan
I don't really know how to feel about this
>>14905110
I still have an email exchange with Meplat in one of my inboxes.
>>14905090
No, a lot of us are generation y and we grew up on the 4 chins.
>>14905110
>tfw I almost bought that helmet but I bought a different design instead
>>14905121
Daily reminder that Shoei are over priced shit.
>>14905141
Is this how poorfags make themselves feel better for nor having a schuberth?
>ass status
>puckered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xedJwKDOx0g
so, /dbt/
how long does it take to buy a motorcycle from a dealership from start to finish?
>>14905156
>>14905175
If you're financing, have good credit, and don't fuck around it'll take about an hour.
If you're buying it outright it takes 10 minutes. Unless they're particularly busy. They're never busy though.
>>14905156
this guy is extremely lucky none of the cars involved were pushed right
>>14905175
like a flip up helmet?
>the bike doesn't have enough torque
>this bike has lots of torque
wtf is torque?
>>14905175
you can do it within like 1-3 hours if you've got shit together easily and don't care about paying msrp + ttl. anyways not much talking down on brand new bikes. previous model years usual get a rebate
I'd recommend joining a local but decent sized credit union, and going to multiple dealers if your city has them
>>14905192
no, like i've only done craigslist cash dirtbike transactions before. no experiences with anything else.
>>14905201
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torque
>>14905201
Wtf is Google?
>>14905201
Torque is what people who are afraid of revving an engine hide behind.
High revving engine always beats out an engine with a lot of torque
dbt convince me to go out for a spin pls
>>14905201
it's how hard your engine is turning. Multiply that by how fast it is turning and you get your power.
>>14905201
a movie by joseph kahn
>>14905210
Its not like its hard, their job is to sell you a bike after all.
>>14905141
i bought a brand new GT-AIR for 200 bucks
i like it
>>14905238
fine let me shit first
>>14905225
This has got to be bait
>>14905241
>GT air for $200
Lies. Cheapest i have ever seen one was $580
> haven't died while riding
Why does this keep happening
>>14905247
You don't ride around enough Somali taxi drivers.
>>14905244
Its true though, isnt that why you fags like inline 4's more than V twins for litre bikes?
>>14905215
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torque
Torque, moment, or moment of force (see the terminology below) is the tendency of a force to rotate an object about an axis,[1] fulcrum, or pivot. Just as a force is a push or a pull, a torque can be thought of as a twist to an object. Mathematically, torque is defined as the cross product of the position vector of the point where the force is applied (distance vector) and the force vector, which tends to produce rotation.
Well, that explains it...
>>14905247
Because living is your punishment
>>14905247
Not trying hard enough
>>14905228
go for a spin
>>14905259
You don't even know what I ride. But ok
>>14905247
>tfw even the skid demon doesn't want you
>>14905273
Nothing because you don't have a bike?
>>14905247
I almost died 4 times yesterday!
Guess we're stuck here a lil bit longer :(
>>14905246
ever used craigslist dude?
shit was in a dusty unopened box
>>14905274
the best riders sell their souls to the skid demon
>>14905283
Not to buy a helmet, i go into the motorcycle shop so i get one that fits me perfectly.
>>14905279
That's some nice projection you got going on there newfriend
>>14905286
lmfao i bet you buy your cars at a dealership
>Just made 5lb of hamburgers for a potluck tomorrow
How's your friday going /dbt/
>>14905291
lmfao i bet you don't even realise helmets all come in different shapes because not everyone has the same shaped head, i bet your helmet doesnt even fit properly.
>>14905292
Sitting here with Netflix about to make so.easy bacon. Rained all fkn day so no riding
>>14905287
Thats a funny way of posting your bike
>>14905301
Make some maple* bacon
>>14905291
what is sizing on revzilla
>>14905292
good just got back from a nice ride around the lake and stopped to get a snowcone.
>>14905292
Started out fucking horrible
>Lost my $400 biology textbook
>Had a difficult test
>...in biology
But then
>Went to get ice cream with qt from class
>All of a sudden I get a phone call
>"Is this anon? Yeah I found this textbook at ____"
>Dude saved me $400 and a nice textbook I planned on keeping anyways after classes were over
>Went on to get an 88% on that difficult test
Things turned around. I'm also checking out an FZ6 next weekend that I'm excited to see.
>>14905305
Please feel free to lead by example.
Can't wait to see your sweet ass 250cc
>>14905073
>notary
What year do you live in again
>tfw my shinkos won't squeal no matter how hot I get them or how hard I skid
Noisy tires are fun
>>14905292
Doing homework because I'm going to New Orleans tomorrow at 5 AM and I will be way to drunk to turn it in Monday night.
>>14905322
2016 just like you
>>14905311
Nice try wr anton
>>14905324
Ohhh. Thay entire place stinks
>>14905319
>Keeping textbooks
Thank god I'm not the only nerd that does this.
>>14905311
Nice m8
>>14905301
Whatchu watchin?
>>14905322
You do know a notary is a necessary thing for many transactions it documents?
>>14905327
nahhh
>>14905320
Post your sweet ass 250, i want to see your chicken strips
>>14905331
Some b-rated fantasy movie called "Curse of the dragon slayer"
Elf chick is hot though
![Marquez-and-Baker-show-their-dirt-track-styles-590x310[1].jpg_itok=3-ba6HAr.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oXwVoAk.jpg "Marquez-and-Baker-show-their-dirt-track-styles-590x310[1].jpg_itok=3-ba6HAr.jpg")
Same track.
>2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHJvsz5BYjg
foot out
>2015
https://youtu.be/8zsl_RiGQBk?t=65
foot on peg
Curious.
>>14905292
At the friends house with the squad, drinking beers and petting doggies.
>>14905340
I think I know why your ABS doesn't work
>>14905319
>be prof
>write textbook
>require textbook for my class
Even so a $400 book should come with a high class blowjob
>>14905341
Only cuz you asked nicely ;)
>>14905348
im supposed to get some spacers for the rear ring from warp 9 2moro. So ya
>>14905333
Not in any state I've lived in since, oh, about the time when you were born shithead
>>14905353
damn flame smokin, ive never seen one that actually has the chicken on there, you must ride really fast
>>14905330
Only during Mardi Gras, rest of the year it only smells as bad as a normal city.
>>14905358
Only in flip flops, wife beater, and shorts
>>14905354
I think a problem is the ABS system is designed for different wheel sizes. So it expects the front to be turning slower than the rear (because of the difference in wheel size) but it isn't because you swapped 17"s onto both so it just shuts off.
>>14905368
wow you must be the coolest person on dbt, you should start a youtoobs channel and teach others how to look cool while riding motorcycles.
>>14905343
I'm rewatching the Office for no particular reason.
>>14905345
Noice
>Having friends
>>14905376
Thats possible but there are others running supermoto setup on their enduros with OEM husky abs rings and discs and it functions normally. It has to do with the spacing of the sensor from abs ring. We shall see 2moro hopefully
>>14905387
Nice! I gave up and put archer on while I'm cooking
>>14905401
wait episode 3 is out isnt it?
>>14904734
2016 Goldwing
>118 hp
>800lbs
Honda what are you doing?
A $2k honda magna from the 80's has the same power
>>14905259
That would be correct as fuck if it weren't for the fact that the best engine in motoGP is a V4.
>>14905403
New season? Idk. I just watched it on Netflix
>>14905406
I'll assume you've never rode a gw.
>>14905406
Honda makes everything fat these days.
>>14905411
yeah season 7 started this month
>>14905408
and as we all know.
V-twins are v-fours.
>>14905406
I'll assume you've never rode a gw.
>>14905422
The implication was Inline 4s are the best engine layout.
Personally I'd trade my bike any day of the week for an RSV4.
>>14905421
Ima have to Internet that shit
>>14905422
No V twins are V 2's
>>14905429
the implication is that engines that rev well are better in high performance applications.
Such as a V4, which does not produce a significantly different powerband or capacity to rev to an inline 4.
>>14905406
>A $2k honda magna from the 80's has the same power
My first biku. Although it was $700 in the 90s
I've finished all the electrical work. Front brakes and what not are all done too and the engine starts (fairly) consistently. There's a fueling issue (main jets seem clogged) but that's later.
At the moment the rear brake alternates between dragging and being stuck on. What do you guys think is the best way to approach it?
I was thinking of taking the plunger apart and see if I can release the pressure that way. The rear brake switch wasn't working because of stupid issue so hoping this is too.
Ideally I don't want to take the caliper off since it's a pain in the ass to get in and out on an MC22.
>>14905292
Couldn't take my bike home due to wind. Went home with dad instead. On the upside, we got all the panel gaps set on the 02 Corvette me and him were fixing up. I also studied some kana and vocab in Anki. Hopefully it wont be windy tomorrow because the weather looks nice enough to finally hit the twisties I have been lusting for since Monday, when I finally got my bike registered.
>>14905368
Man, even as a joke that sounds painful as fuck. Especially shifting with flip flops.
>>14905454
Bare foot shifting itsnt hard if you have manly feet
>>14905459
Or a manly bike
>>14905451
wait how windy was it?
>>14905349
>be student
>prof requires expensive textbook
>torrent it
>never open it anyways because he never actually used it/had everything in the notes
>be professor
>require $400 book, latest edition
>latest edition has new questions to force you to buy new edition, very little in the way of new information
>>14905387
Man, my brother must have watched that series at least 5 times now.
>>14905466
What could possibly justify a book costing $400?
That shit had better be gold plated.
your bike displacement magically doubles overnight
how fun are you
>>14905465
Didn't check but there was quite a bit of wind. Like a big rig's wake worth of wind, except continuous.
>>14905474
I hear the specialized upper division textbooks in some fields can get that costly. But it's mostly to pad out the university's bottom line, because siphoning away as much student aid as possible and cutting down as many teaching jobs as possible into part time positions isn't enough to pay the bloated administration.
>>14905479
2200cc? That would be pretty fucking hektik.
>>14905474
Because the entire world is hell bent on sapping as much money from students as physically possible.
>>14905466
>>14905349
>>14905474
>chemistry class requires $350 textbook which includes an online resource for doing his assignments
>buy textbook for $1.50 + $7 shipping from goodwill on ebay and then get the online part for $60
>reviews said the old edition was the exact same even down to the page numbers. My page numbers are different
>but whatever I only used the book like twice anyway
Seems like text books are never needed for any class as long as I pay attention and take notes in class.
>>14905479
800cc, would be alright i guess
>>14905479
>3600cc
I'm ok with this
>>14905479
>500cc
>>14905479
does anything else change? A 900cc single seems kinda fun until it vibrates the shit out of me.
>>14905479
I guess my bike has transformed into a superduke overnight?
could be worse I suppose.
>>14905507
Goldwing? I don't know of many motorcycles with that much displacement.
>>14905512
Nothing is funner than brain damage to you and everyone around you from the BAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAPBAP
>>14905512
KING OF THUMPERS
anyone have the "how to webm" pic?
>>14905521
Daily reminder that they are fairly common
>>14905533
3mb limit
2 pass
HQ
20 seconds long and under use 800x-1
>>14905520
Probably Indiananon
>>14905479
>1300
We BusaMW
>mfw all my friends like horrible metal "music" and i have to endure it every time
holy shit i need to step up the alcohol intake
>>14905530
i feel like a kx500 would still be more awesome.
>>14905479
>>14905512
>>14905521
>>14905530
>mfw someone with a DR800 gets their displacement doubled overnight
>Dr. Big becomes DR1600 Dr. HUGE
>>14905541
Could be worse, they could listen to the dull rap and hip hop they never stop playing on the radio.
>>14905549
so turning a pig into a cow then?
>>14905549
>mfw you bludgeon people to death just by idling next to them
>>14905536
You are correct sir
>>14905545
not a thumper tho. CR500 is Kinger Ringer Dinger
>>14905534
This photo was in reference to something here but I lost my train of thought. Brain injuries aren't fun.
>>14905568
It looks like you are heating your thumb until its red hot.
>>14905549
>idling is like getting punched in the dick 1000 times per minute
might get old kinda fast
>>14905568
that looks like it's more likely to result in an arm injury
>>14905561
>>14905549
>install pipe angled up to hit car windows as you ride by
>no exhaust
>>14905577
Lol. The exhaust pulses on my KLX broke my license plate in half so I had to tape it back together.
>>14905577
>brapbarapbrap
I think with a cylinder that big it would be more like THUDTHUDTHUDTHUDTHUD THUD THUD THUDTHUDTHUDTHUD THUTHUTHUTHUTHUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUU
>>14905570
>>14905576
I forgot to empty the fuel tank before that. Bending H-Frame back into shape to see if it was salvageable.
Kind of, but not really.
This was the old morning mix to keep my brain clicking. It's changed a bit since then but same sort of deal. I can't talk properly or form coherent thoughts otherwise.
>want to take BRC to get my license
>asks for license class in sign up form
>don't have a license, just a state ID
What do I do? I'd go just take a rider's test, but my bike isn't registered because I don't have a license. HELP
>>14905471
It's nice to put on as background noise while I pack for Moab
>>14905602
sorry to hear that m8.
Just earlier today I was trying to spit out a simple sentence and it took me 3 tries to say it correctly. I can't imagine what it's like to have a brain injury to make it like that all the time.
>>14905612
I tried getting into it but Michael Scott is too much for me. It doesn't help when they dedicate so much screen time to him.
>>14905605
get a fucking license then negro
msf can't work around it
>>14905605
get your permit?
>>14905385
How did they get this camera angle?
>>14905454
It isn't so bad. I did it one time to chase a homeless guy who stole some shit from my driveway.
>>14905633
some guy is running really fast with him
>>14905633
>>14905459
>>14905454
>tfw no normal rubber padded foot pegs and shift/brake pedals
>tfw spiky metal pegs with smaller spikes on the shifter and brake
I don't like to ride without shoes.
>>14905621
>I can't imagine what it's like to have a brain injury to make it like that all the time.
I don't know what the fuck I'd do without Modafinil basically. It's apparently $200-400 a month so I'm glad I'm not paying for it.
I can stumble through sentences without it (slowly) but I end up getting headaches really quickly if I force it. I tend to just not talk if I run out of Modafinil or there's a delay in getting a new lot sent out.
Other stuff is mainly for pain, but I take a pill at night too or I have nightmares about cars running into me, dying, riding off cliffs, etc.
Been talking to doctors about maybe trying Methylphenidate and/or Piracetam as well.
On the flip side, I've had plenty of time to work on the bike with relatively low stress, so it's not all bad.
>>14905651
I tried shifting mine barefoot to get it into neutral so I could move it around. It hurt.
>>14905655
How long ago was your stack..? it gets better with time.
or more it gets easier to cope, never really gets better...
>>14905627
>>14905629
Everything before the sign up form says you only need a state ID. It's just the form itself that asks for it. Why the fuck do I need to have anything relating to a car license to fucking get my motorcycle license?
>>14905622
Well Steve Carrell is the big name on the show so it makes sense. It's not for everyone.
>>14905655
Racetams are wonderful. If you're receptive to Piracetam and take choline along with it you can have a very noticeable impact in about an hour as soon as it hits your blood stream. The very slight euphoria you get from taking that first drink after being stone sober combined with that magical level of mental clarity where words just string together. I always thought I worked better and spoke better after a couple drinks, and Piracetam does the same thing for me.
There are no CNS suppressing effects so you don't feel anything similar to being intoxicated, its just like life is a tiny bit fluffier and nice.
>>14905664
Got hit by a car in August last year. Had two hemorrhages in the few weeks after that.
I don't have to take the oxycodone anymore and I haven't had a fentanyl shot for months now. Think the muscle has healed for the most part but I still get physio so it's hard to say.
Main thing that annoys me now is losing my train of thought and I get memory blanks if I get stressed out.
>>14905675
might be different for your state but in mine you have to get a c then you can get m license
>>14905678
Yeah, I can see why they'd want to get their dollar's worth of such a big name actor. Still, awkward humor is just painful for me. I would rather see more of Jim's pranks.
>>14905685
What an idiot.
>>14905685
>literal retard.webm
>>14905685
That was a great ending
>>14905685
Hah, what a faggot.
>>14905685
Not saying he deserved it, but he kind of deserved it
>>14905648
yeah it's like the only situation I've seen the swivel cam actually has any purpose, thing never stops spinning in motogymkhana.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWGdsuAa85s
Best to watch with some fun music on in the background like so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCFXSIndYIk
>>14905686
It's awkward to get in Australia. A script is required but it's not actually sold here so doctors don't see any reason to give a script.
I mainly wanted to try it because it seems like it'd synergize well with Modafinil.
I've been relatively lucky in that I don't get any sedation from benzos, Z-Drugs, or opioids. Has made things a lot smoother. Only issue I've had is I don't have a sense of hunger since the accident and lost a ton of weight because I kept forgetting to eat (I go faster though now amirite?). Doctors get a bit funny about stimulants because of it lol.
>>14905689
Do you still work?
>>14905685
If I remember correctly the video started with him saying something along the lines of "Hey man watch this hahaha."
Also that left turning car almost rekt him.
>>14905675
Because you're still following the same rules as other cars on the road. Get your damn license, and quit being a little bitch about it. You're 18+, act like an adult.
>>14905741
idk why you don't just smoke copious amounts of pot.
>>14905741
Hey Aus-senpai where do you acquire your Modafinil from? I've been scoping out some clear-web sites but they all look like a very good way to pay money for something you'll never receive
>>14905779
Cause it's known to give a brutha brain damage. And brain damage on the mic don't manage nothin.
>>14905791
I have never wanted a system to like posts on 4Chan as much as I do right now.
>>14905779
Smoking pot every day is a surefire way to become a shell of yourself.
>>14905791
its also known to help repair cannabinoid receptors in your brain, i think thats a good trade off.
>>14905810
Nah, 420 blaze it lmao.
I just took a dab myself.
>>14905689
Why would you need narcotics for a bleed? Most internal bleeding is painless and gets fixed during surgery, and they don't usually give you narcotics for cuts or scrapes. Did you do more than just hemorrhage? Tear muscle in pic related, herniate a disk?
Given that its tupperware fairings are pretty much indestructable, the gen1 KLR is an ideal beginner bike, right?
