Let's see them keys
>cumbersome fags stay out
I need that phillips head key ring.
>>13951861
The key to happiness
>tfw 19 yo
>tfw already own 2 cars
>>13952168
I know a guy who's 18 and owns 36 trucks
i could probably remove 3 of those keys
Can't leave without waifu
>>13953353
you're waifu is cancer
Intel Spaceman confirmed for best bauble in this thread.
>>13953505
>having something like that on your keyring
Shaking my head to be honest family
>>13953514
>not having something like that on your keychain
why do you even live
>>13953505
go home shill
>>13953534
gotta admit the spaceman is cool though
Simple but heavy reporting in.
>>13953325
Good taste
![20151113_185230[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Hx0s2na.jpg "20151113_185230[1].jpg")
>>13953613
Die, mcnasteh.
>>13952171
Judging you on your key chains, you seem like a cool af person
ヲ
2 meny keys
>>13953660
bring it bruh, let's see all them key rings, phones, knives, flasks, smoking tins, and time devices.
>>13953663
all those knives together are like 18 dollars lmao..
>>13953679
>mk1 pal-rh-35
One knife alone is more than 10 times that
>tfw your car is so shit it uses a house key
>>13952221
Must be a bitch to store all of them.
>>13953663
Pretty much EDC for me, no knives or guns because I work for the government.
Ok maybe I don't carry shooters of scotch every day
>>13953663
Walking around with both a smartphone and a tablet....
>>13953699
>rusted out half tang kabar worth 300 dollars
lol
>>13953717
You don't walk around with a sega saturn?
>>13953725
Actually, if you look I was wrong, the 35 is 100-150 on average, and there's definitely no rust on it.
>>13953711
That's a lot of fucking brass, is that a 3.5"? Also why the fuck you carry ammunition but no gun?
>>13953773
It's a flashlight.
>>13953791
Wow bro goodjob
>dad lets me drive his shitbox truck because my car's in the shop
>his keys have literally everything he found put on them over the course of 30 years
I couldn't even put them in my damn pocket because there was too much shit.
m'jet fighter
I drive one at work.
>car is about the farthest thing from it
>>13953284
nice try faggot... those aren't your keys
I should know seeing I posted that pic of my keys a few weeks back in a similar thread.
Pic related: An old time stamped pic of my keys from back in April
... am I really the only one who has only one key and nothing else on it?
>>13954002
whats up with the panic button? its just a rape button or something?
>>13954010
>who has only one key
>He only has one car
>>13954068
I also have a lawn mover
>>13954074
If it's a Honda it needs a photo for the /hg/
>>13954010
Do you keep your house and mail box key separate or what?
>>13954079
Oh hell no, Honda riding mowers are really fucking expensive and there aren't many used ones around here
It is stanced tho
>>13954087
No mail box key, just a standard unlocked mailbox outside
And I don't lock my apartment when I'm at school or the store, only if I'm gone for the entire day or longer, and when I'm doing that I'm just leaving that key in my glovebox
>>13954002
Thanks for another pic to shitpost with
>>13954010
Mah nigglet
>>13955000
Yours hasn't cracked the locking-button... lucky bastard
Also have one of these as a spare, but the shitty part is that the steel-key doesn't fit into it...
>>13955055
Damn. That means you cant attach ring to it which enables you to spin the key around your finger, why even live.
You sould do it to your main key though
Been a while since I've seen a good key thread
>>13955296
Let me guess
>f150 beater
>eg shitvic
>who even cares
>Cruze or sonic
>>13955221
I just don't like having stuff hanging from it... I know it won't do any harm or anything, but I like it being just "the key"
One half. The other half is stored in my glove box.
>>13955437
Mate, what the fuck are you doing with your life
Sopra
>>13955437
Better not be driving GM.
Toho
>>13955776
Just so you know, you're a gigantic faggot.
>>13955782
why
>>13951747
Hope you like shitty webcam photos.
PS: I'm a hungry skeleton and I'm Irish.
Hence the paleness and twig arms.
Here you go.
>>13955782
Someone's an upset poorfag
>>13955741
I need them, all of them.
>>13955766
2 Fords
2 GMCs
1 Audi
1 forklift
>poorfags
>>13955843
>poorfag
That's like $30 worth of stuff on that table m8
>>13955803
1/10 for making me reply but
>>13951747
>Let's see them keys
>CHECK OUT MAH BEER
>AND MAH SHITTY LIQUOR
>AND LOOK I SMOKE TOO, EVEN THE WIDE ONES
>AND LOOK I LIKE LITTLE CARTOON GIRLS TOO
>oh yeah and there's my key, almost entirely hidden
>I just wanted you guys to know I'm a really cool guy
That's why.
>>13955843
>Someone's an upset poorfag
Gr8 joke m8
>>13955861
16.99 + 40 = 30
Either way it's money upset anon can't spend :^)
>>13955870
So you're asshurt over my keys being posted? Kek
>>13955882
Not at all. If you had just posted a picture of your fucking keys I wouldn't have called you a faggot.
But since you posted that picture looking for some sort of validation for how cool you are I called you a faggot, because you acted like a faggot.
>>13955870
sounds to me like a little anime just triggered you m8
>>13955904
>my little anon can't be so upset
Just go ask your mom for a aip of her wine cooler lmao
>>13955912
*sip
Lmao too drunk off this nice madd dog 2020
>>13955904
I just posted an old picture senpai, maybe you should apply some LurkMoarâ„¢ to your prolapsed anus.
>>13955905
>>13955912
Literally the same thing as this
>>13955926
i don't see any face shot
>>13955926
But no one posted their face are you okay lol?
>>13955926
So I posted an image of an object without my face, good internet detective skills deducing that im a male.
>>13955928
>>13955931
>missing the point
>being an attention whoring fuckboy
>>13955948
>fuckboy
>>13955948
>fuckboy
>>13955959
>>13955963
kek
Stay mad I called the faggot a faggot
>>13955969
Kek
Stay mad anon
>>13955969
Kek
Stay mad anon
>>13955981
>>13955982
>samefagging from both your phone and computer at the same time
KEK
Stay bootyblasted faggot
>>13955882
I never understood this. That's like, what, a couple grand? I guess that'll pay for a subscription to Crunchy Roll and a new shitbox but not nearly worth "showing off" such as they are.
>>13955988
But anon what should I be mad about desu senpai
>>13952168
Ayyy mah niggah.
>96 ranger bought when I was 14
>84 f250 at 18
>just turned 19
>almost bought an xj the other night
>put new tires on both trucks instead
>>13955996
Not to mention he's trying to show off with $3,100 and the keys to a 1980's GM product.
Totally worth showing off I tell you hwhat
>>13956015
Those arent keys to a GM senpai
>>13956024
You definitely are not helping your case
>>13956007
>84 F250
HA HA HAAAAAAAA
You're getting a head start on poor financial investments aren't you. You're a blue collar worker just like your daddy aint ya? lmaoo
>>13956033
The case of Complacent anon v Salty Poorfags?
>>13956024
why do you keep showing off that cartoon girl?
Is she your waifu?
>>13956041
>Salty Poorfags?
o I am laffin anon
>>13956046
It's just a keychain anon.
>>13956024
I like that dash it would look good in my truck
what is it in now and is it aftermarket and where did you buy it?
right now I have this corny light up fire dash that doesn't even work with the new motor
>>13956081
Its just a stock jeep cluster some unwhite owner painted yellow before I bought it
>>13956035
75 F250 here, is there a problem with old Fords?
>>13956067
you don't need to be embarrassed, anon
>>13955859
Btw I'm a girl :p
>>13956095
No there's probably a dozen.
>>13956123
Mirai is the only waifu for me
>>13956133
Shit that pic is frosty tier. Here's a different one
>>13956093
Its minimalist I dig it.
Also are you the kid posting chump change and your nerdy keychain? its pretty embarrassing if you ask me but I guess the rest is in the bank?
>>13956140
cute
too bad her show was shit
>>13956035
>truck survived 30 years of abuse on a ranch
>been running flawlessly for me for over a year
>>hurrr that old truck is a piece of shit
And yes. I work 60+ hrs a week as blue collar redneck, but ya know I enjoy my work. My dad did the same for his whole life and I never went hungry so I think I'll be alright.
![20151201_072525[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GBMChbY.jpg "20151201_072525[1].jpg")
yup
R8 M8s.
>>13956399
>scion
hashtag jdm
>car was stolen
a-at least I have the key
>>13956188
ha, fucking called it.
This light and it still comes flying out sometimes
>>13956454
whats that carabiner??
>>13956454
>Scion
>JDM
>>13956531
Bauhaus K80
http://www.handgrey.com/products/bauhaus-k80
tfw I dont have meh waifu on my key ring.
>>13956540
worse. its a toyota corolla S
>>13956572
Ewwwww
Daily driver.
Keep the rest on a separate keyring.
>>13956592
You shouldnt drive with parkinsons anon
>>13952213
> Implying you are checking gaps often enough to necessitate a gauge on your keychain
> trying this hard to show people you're into cars
What's wrong with Scion?
>>13956592
thats what I do too
this is the spare, but it's actually in better condition than the main one which has the broken led button thing
>>13956559
>$40 for a carabiner
>>13956614
It's a permanent tremor in my hands left from multiple overdoses and brain cancer
Fun story, I once lost my keys and could only get a replacement by having the combination on the tip that forms a code. I didn't have a pic, but went into the /o/ archive and found an old pic or my keys I had posted from my old phone into a thread like this, and was able to record the code and order this key.
>both cars NA
>turbo keychain
>>13956805
bro your cat has like 2x as many legs as a normal cat
Wisconsin checking in
>>13956805
Noice. Is that a chaco gold knee?
>>13954010
I have one key. I don't carry a house key. I don't lock my house.
>>13956812
Perfect amount of legs.
>>13957155
Yeah. Biggest one of three I have. Considered getting out the T. stirmi but didn't feel like having an itchy day.
Sad thing is I need all these damn keys
The Miata keys.
I used to rock Piloti shoes; don't anymore but still have the fob.
>>13957318
so uh whats the needle for?
and where can i get some?
>>13957347
One (you) says it's for insulin
>>13957347
Well, I used that one for insulin lol (type 1 diabetic), but I do happen to also be an opiate junkie. ;-)
That said, here in good ol' Alabama you can legally buy as many syringes as you want, no ID or script.
>>13951747
Is this colton?
and if not look for a riced out mazda protege next year at new England dragway. Did you go on the kanc cruise about a month ago?
>autokey thread
>fucking knife fags start posting knives.
faggots the lot of you
>>13955859
WOW ANON! That's got to be at least $400! You're so rich !
>>13957827
That soul gem keychain seems more obnoxious to have in your pocket than anything
[spoiler]Homura did everything wrong[/spoiler]
>>13957827
>IBM keyboard
I was going to call you a faggot but then I remembered that I have one too.
>>13958063
Got one too, mine's an SSK
This is my current, want to change it to something nicer but lazy. 2 keys because one ( '84 190E) is DD and other is family member's car ( '96 Impreza) that I use sometimes. Don't wanna be without a key.
autism
>>13957979
>Homura did everything wrong
Take it back.
>>13958349
Fine. She everything wrong except for the end of Rebellion.
>>13958378
Partial pardon.
She may have accidentally fucked shit, but she was doing it with the best of intentions. She tried, a lot. And ultimately, did alright.
>why am I defending a chinese cartoon girl on a car enthusiast board?
>>13957946
Butthurt busrider
>>13958184
Nah nigga
![20151130_221426[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jB0KNJG.jpg "20151130_221426[2].jpg")
>>13958420
Us this the post keys in front of your old ass keyboard thread? If so, I'm in.
>>13958184
>>13958420
>>13958513
Dat model M, doe.
>>13958541
But >>13958513 isn't a Model M. I spy what looks like a white Alps switch, so I'd assume It's a Dell AT101.
>>13957979
It's not that bad.
[spoiler]I agree[/spoiler]
90's GM
>>13953739
You seem like a person I could chill with.
>>13958570
Actually, It's a Chicony KB-5181. It uses blue alps for a more clicky feel. It's also why I said old as keyboard, and not Model M.
>>13958591
>90's GM
is that what you fuck your cousin in?
>>13958621
damn, never knew they had clones in that style that weren't buckling spring
>>13958420
Model M master race reporting in. Mine's a 1985 model with the silver IBM logo in the top right as you can see in the pic
>>13958681
Same.
I only buy Model M from IBM. none of that lexmark shit.
Current is a 1990 product, originally had a 84, but spilt beer on it. Got an 86 replacement, roommate spilled shit on it same day.
These things do not like water. Riveted plastic, repairing them is a bitch.
>>13958698
Good shit man, they're wicked keyboards. I used to own an early nineties model (grey oval, top left) that I eventually sold. Later bought this one for $40. I'd love to use it on my main PC but it's too damn big for gaming - I have a Noppoo choc mini with cherry blacks for that.
I used to have a keychain screwdriver exactly like OP's except it was a flathead. Now I just go simple
>>13958736
why not just get a Model M SSK? They're larger than other TKL keyboards, but still small enough for gaming (at least for me).
actually good luck finding one for much less than $300. only thing rarer are the industrials, I think
>>13958827
because only IBM use buckling springs.
cherry switches can blow off.
>>13958827
For the exact reason you just provided: they're expensive as fuck. That's like $500 in australian monies. I'll just wait for Unicomp to make one, hopefully they get around to it some time soon
>>13958849
Model M SSKs are made by IBM and do have buckling springs, doofus
>>13958853
my friend has a uni, its a cheap knock off. would not recommend.
doesnt even have removable keycaps
>>13958872
It does have removable keycaps, they're just not two-piece caps like the old Ms. Not really a big deal.
>>13958906
well yeah, they are single piece.
its keys are pretty low quality
>>13956518
Hardbody?
>>13958937
I'm fairly sure they're still dye sub PBT caps. Nothing to sneeze at there.
>>13955776
That Yuengling. My nigga.
>>13956675
I like it. Fight me nigger.
>>13958853
Heard rumors that unicomp was actually supposed to be doing just that this fall (as in like right now) Don't know what happened, thought Unicomp said themselves that they were. Could be wrong though.
>>13959357
They bloody better be. I need that shit
>Mercedes Mx5
Lel
>>13953844
Yeah my dads the same, everything must have carabiner clips on it. I'll try and get a pic for the thread.
>>13955437
Do you help Neo open stuff or something?
>>13958978
Unicomp is the same exact shit. They just want to be special and believe in IBM magic.
>>13957827
>>13958184
>>13958420
Well hello senpai.
>that feel when your car is still 13 years older than your 1987 keyboard.
Guess the make/model
Win nothing
>>13959762
>aloha patterned key
muh nigga
Too bad the paint on keys like that one rubs off so easily.
>>13959777
I've used mine for a few years, this seems to be the limit on the wear. I think it gives it a nice patina
>>13953663
>mall ninjas
>>13954101
Don't be surprised or upset if someone goes in and takes your shit.
>>13958952
94 pathfinder
>>13957177
where dp you live senpai?
>>13955926
>>13952171
>intel
>>13962134
what is that gun even?
>>13962174
a little laser also makes a "pew pew" sound effect
>>13962134
>all that useless shit
r8 me
>>13953930
>THIS COMPANY MADE JETS
>LOOK AT THE JETS WHILE WE MAKE SHITTY CARS
go take a bath in gasoline and stand near an open flame
>>13952171
Ah seems I'm not the only one who totes an old processor around.
>>13962188
Sweet I used a green laser pointer one an inattentive old man in a merc to get his attention and pull up some more
>>13955859
>$400
>sameshit
>calling others poor
audible kek
12 GLI
90 200 quattro
>>13962932
What a VAGina
>>13962990
Was looking for a project when I got the audi for 600$
Had a pathfinder that took a shit and came up on the gli for a ballin price with trucar
>>13956618
>implying I don't work in a shop.
>implying it isn't a neat key chain decoration anyway
>>13958513
>>13959699
Aircraft carrier model M coming through.
Car is from 1979.
Does having an old keyboard correlate to having an old car?
>>13951747
Uhhh, yee.
>>13953568
Is that a bug?
>CAT
Dude, what's that for?
![mMzeQsP[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RSuBJ7d.jpg "mMzeQsP[1].jpg")
I can't have more than this or else the car would kill me :^)
I need a new keychain that's fresh, dank, and spicy. Suggestions appreciated.
>>13964388
How would it do that exactly?
>>13959762
genesis coupe
because mine looks the same
>>13961884
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>13963997
are you pursuing higher education or did you stop after hs?
>>13964409
>mid 2000s Chevy
