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come the black legions edition
old thread
>>65914267
>>65928920
Why is Obey The Brave not a meme yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BVylYdDj6s
>>65928948
Because it just seems like generic melodic hardcore/metalcore shit and doesn't do anything bad enough to reach meme levels.
>>65928960
But look at the picture
new periphery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7cH6o_sblg
>>65928966
You'll find you could get those dumb faces from the majority of music videos in the genre, theirs aren't that special.
post indus
were dragonforce the original metal weeaboos? pic related
>>65928987
that album is actually pretty good desu
new belakor worth shit or not lads?
>>65928972
OK, try and find a better face
Best metal album ever
>>65928948
It's the musical equivalent of an undercut. Generic and 5 years too late to a scene that was already shit before it became over saturated by awful bands with the same breakdown in every song.
all hell breaks loose on 2:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AHOY0D9Dec
shlip to the void
>>65928987
idk why this album isn't more popular
it's like Godflesh meets Morbid Angel
>>65928987
based D E P R E S S O R
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e372HmiK_JM
https://fuckyogarecords.bandcamp.com/album/filth-grace
>>65929170
This is good as fuck senpai. Maybe it got overlooked because its a compilation and advertized as a bunch of demos.
>DESTINAY
>IS
>CALLING YOU
Bitch niggas is sleepin post ya'lls most wiggerish arm movements
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ltLXZdTXco
>>65929235
Depressor sounds good
can't find any dl
soulseek crashed when i tried to search it kek
can you post a mega or something ?
this thread lacks of djent
>>65929480
its free on bandcamp fampie, just put 0 in the price
https://fuckyogarecords.bandcamp.com/album/filth-grace
However Decimator and Fear Itself is the same song for some reason, but thats not such a big deal
>>65929426
fucking gooks and their slams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP8kfHwBUrg
ded thred
>>65928920
got some new albums today
why is ildjarn so based, bros?
>>65930004
he never made anything worthwhile
>>65930025
he has
>>65930004
>>65930025
>>65930040
nidhogg was the talent in ildjarn-nidhogg
>>65930004
is this Billy Corgan?
>>65930025
I don't care much about his black metal stuff but the ambient with Nidhogg is great.
>>65930069
go away nidhogg
>>65928920
I love LLN
any good stuff that sounds like LLN? I know most of the LLN stuff
pic unrelated
>>65930086
pretty much any raw is gonna sound like lln
>>65929235
I fucking love that band. Best Godflesh worship out there.
>>65930105
I disagree, LLN have a certain coldness to it
Skellis are not welcome
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TmCYryYfeYq
I didn't "get" something wild when I was a wee pleb that got into children of bodom when they released are you dead yet, this is GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCKGIu1J-ow
>>65929406
PASSING THROUGH THE EDGE OF HEART
>>65930341
Go watch their Korea live from the late 90s when they were still with the original 2nd guitar player. Excellent shit.
>>65930485
Yeah I have recently rewatched it, really great performance
What does /metal/ think about Avantasia?
>>65929170
There's absolutely nothing about Fear Factory that sounds like Godflesh. People have been saying that since Soul Of A New Machine and it has to be because they used *some* industrial elements in their music, but that's where any comparison with Godfleash ends.
>>65930600
So it's like Asia but avant-garde?
>>65930836
Well, they're not a copycat but they're hugely influenced by them
>>65928987
anybody remember when Pitchshifter was good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgb63xTh52M
>>65930165
I completely agree famz. They are currently back together again, so I am happy they are still kicking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN_aZehdx0I
I want to burn a church to prove my worth to lord Satan, but it's mostly not made of wood, how do I go about this?
This is their best
>>65930996
A lot of gasoline.
>>65930919
I feel like this is the best Pitchshifter has done, yet it's not really discussed
looking for a peculiar mix of thrash and proto-black that I've decided to call "lightly charred thrash," stuff that's kinda like blackened thrash but a little more tender and juicy.
shit like pic related.
>>65931063
my nigga
>>65931046
I think so too. But i like the slight death metal flare on Submit.
And this has to be the most JUST version of Triad ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY_Ojg69M7s
>>65931063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGHSHUj3IsU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9FRVli4YDU
do these work for you?
>>65931117
Thinking something more along the lines of Persecution Mania, Hell Awaits, Manifest Decimation, etc.
>>65931108
God, I fucking hate what they became. When that prick started singing it just made me angry.
>>65929001
It's ok
>>65930877
I don't understand, though. Godflesh has such a signature sound, I can't hear anything that sounds influenced. I'm not being contrary, I'm just wondering how people keep drawing this connection.
>>65931172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPmyUzGDKIQ
>>65931108
Oh dear. I'd happily forgotten about this band once.
>>65931258
YES, THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE.
Thx anon \m/
Fuck off with your Lemmys, Rob Halfords and Chuck Schuldiners.
It's time to talk about the king.
>>65931063
>>65931172
Ketzer? Stay away from their new album though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeGQ5RJw2Cg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8f9Ewl-o1Y
I dunno, I'm just gonna throw shit at you. You're being simultaneously vague and specific.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2qkbbVjxPc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqSdhpcllqA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzHrLj9eUaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEuQfc7Dzeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p20w_I-mNyI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5pvINJNZZ4
>>65931420
Listened to a brief snippet of each. You've basically hit the nail on the head.
Thx based anon
post most unreadable real band logos
(this one is korgonthurus)
>>65931063
Abigail.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvQtAcUuiEQ
>>65931494
this one is "Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages"
BROTHERS, I AM CALLING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfBrmhAxDjY
>>65931522
looks like they just hired a deviant-art fag to draw a web and covered it up by giving it a ridiculously long name
>>65931470
Wow, alrighty then.
>>65931494
Wolves in the Throne Room logo is really confusing
>>65931494
it's not totally unreadable senpai
>>65930110
Keep the hood safe, H
>>65931583
>when the 1:25 hits
>when the 3:55 hits
>then the fucking 4:18 just forcefully penetrates your asshole relentlessly
>>65931522
the best part is that it's real
take your cock out and grab the one beside you
>>65931771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXZLsMxFXf4
>>65931771
Stormtroopers of Death?
>>65931771
dmshareguy must've killed himself by now
I like power metal
>>65931822
Same
Europower cuck genocide when?
>>65930086
Just listen to the Scandinavian bands that the Frogs ripped off.
>>65931771
same but kind of depressed that is was such a close shave, it appears that a big part of britain is still composed of brainwashed cucks
>>65931771
not even joking, every single comment supporting remain, and I mean every single comment had traces of underage in some way, it was either a minecraft, anime, mlp, or furry channel, one comment cracked me up was something like this "they should let 16-year olds vote, we know much better than some senile people"
>>65931771
somebody post power metal about British history
>>65931855
the actual vote was probably over 60% to leave without it being rigged in London and Scotland
>>65931712
*unzips*
>>65931904
>power metal about British history
Sabaton?
>>65931771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhhDbaah9DQ
>>65931918
>Sabaton
>british history
>>65931951
>rest of the world
almost every country in the EU wants to leave
>>65931951
I wonder what fearmongering merchant is behind this post? Could it be Mr Cohen, mad we told him to fuck off yesterday?
>>65931712
nice classics pham
>>65931876
it was literally the same thing for the leave side
i find it hard to even feel empathy for the britbongs at this point, regardless if they're on the leave or remain side, it's like both sides are so ridiculously petty and cartoonishly retarded that i feel like i'm innocent and a little kid again playing a fucking Pokemon game
it's definitely good for a laugh though
>>65932002
>literally funded every single war since the 1700
>no one cares
>>65931913
>breakwater
nice
>>65931712
+ Wormrot, Suffocation, CC, Flipper
>>65932009
+ Repulsion, Acid Bath, !T.O.O.H.!
>In the future,
>The human race is dropped in the cultural level
>By the strange power.
>And they are always in the agonizing.
>The ground is melted
>And all plants are approximately exterminated.
>The dictator dominates all people by the fear
>All hope seems to have been broken off
>And all dignity seemed to have been ruined
>But a few warriors decide to resist
>Holding a raging rage,
>They run through with the flag of the rebellion
>The story begins. The revolution comes
>You'll see the eternal saga of the justice
Did Galneryus predict Brexit?
Is there any stoner metal out there that sounds really dark/evil/malevolent and just plain dirty?
>>65932074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsDz5qphC3c
>>65932074
Cough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ2iJJinol0
>>65932064
korwin mikke is the most savage man on earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7AHvILMcSI
>>65932119
I'll check out Cough
>>65932099
Yup, exactly the type of thing I'm thinking of. Similar bands? They don't need to be instrumental
>>65931583
Never gets old, god damn.
>>65931771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsXlT1npJuk
A war is raging that we don't understand
And I doubt that we can
There's no mistaking the mad sons of Islam
As they spill blood on the sand
A strange religion, that destroys through the Koran
Freedom's lost in this land
Hades or heaven. they're under it's command
Whatever rights had a man
We'll hear the bomb blasts round' the world
With two world wars passed they want to start the third
As they argue 'bout the planes they shot down
And count the dead they have found
An unholy war that's raising hell to the ground
The war drags ever on
EVER ON
An arm is severed with a gun still in it's hand
And it's just left to be damned
Their main endeavour has not gone as it was planned
Shoot the boys where they stand
War is forever but as if we had the time
To change their thoughts in their minds
This war will never reflect on all their kind
They should be glad just to die
We'll hear the bomb blasts round' the world
With two world wars passed they want to start the third
As they argue 'bout the planes they shot down
And count the dead they have found
An unholy war that's raising hell to the ground
The war drags ever on
EVER ON
A war is raging that we don't understand
And I doubt that we can
There's no mistaking the mad sons of Islam
As they spill blood on the sand
A strange religion, that destroys through the Koran
Freedom's lost in this land
Hades or heaven. they're under it's command
Whatever rights had a man
We'll hear the bomb blasts round' the world
With two world wars passed they want to start the third
As they argue 'bout the planes they shot down
And count the dead they have found
An unholy war that's raising hell to the ground
The war drags ever on
>Written in 1984
>>65931890
???
>>65932103
>all stoner metal is about stoners
Why do you people like fart anus music?
>>65932143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sdHH1XFMS4
>when Hyperviolet hits
>>65932216
Wow rude.
>>65932074
Church of Misery and Cough, lad.
>>65932216
But I don't like slam.
Is Bonded by Blood the only good Exodus albums?
>>65932350
That and fabulous disaster
>>65930558
Comedy gold
>>65932335
I'm a weeb anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDqaTXqCN-Q
>>65932450
learn to read
>>65932465
one of their few good songs, 1:00 is absolutely orgasmic
>>65932465
delet
>>65931913
Can I get titles for these?
>>65932576
nope
>>65932465
>>65932477
4:10 when they're pretending to play guitar is hilarious
>>65932815
>lets the loos put their best poos forward.
>>65932054
>Holding a raging rage
>raging rage
>>65931712
+ Akitsa, Bone Awl
>>65931913
>all this obscure shit with no names
+ PdH, Empyrium
- Ozlvarv
>>65932009
+ Gridlink, Current 93, Lykathea Aflame
I don't like this thread
Why do so much metal fags like to dress like literal fags? It's cringey as fuck and it makes you look like literal posers.
I love metal, but when I see someone walking around like a bdsm faggot it makes me want to fucking kill him.
>>65932954
literally because of rob halford
>>65932954
>>65932973
HELL BENT
HELL BENT FOR LEATHER
>>65932954
>caring how others dress
you're the fag
>>65932954
>>65932973
>>65932998
U wot?
>>65932954
ladies and gentlemen, the arctic monkeys
>>65932954
It can always get worse, anon
>>65933026
which castlevania game is this?
>>65933026
>implying dressing as a girl to fuck lesbians is not the pinnacle of heterosexuality
>>65932954
>we should all look like everyone else does because fuck looking how you want to and being different
>hooray for the status quo!
i bet you wear cargo shorts and 5 panel hats homo
>>65928920
Can anyone recommend decent German NSBM.
>>65933214
no, he's a homosexual man.
these are literal faggots.
>i had to edit "metal" out of the filename
>>65933242
Nah senpai Milo is definitely a faggot
>>65933101
>looking how you want and being different
>being such noncomformists
>comforming to a large community and looking like everyone else in said community to the point of making it a tradition and a de facto look for metal fans
>if you don't look like that you're not a true metal fan and a commformist
I do look how I want to, I have my own style that's kind of funny to people, but I don't look like a faggot and even if I did, I wouldn't connect that in any way with metal, giving it a bad name and a bad stereotype.
>>65933304
literally no one thinks that, the metalhead stereotype is still decidedly the long hair+cargo shorts look
go outside for a while, lad
>>65933304
Talk shit, post fit
>>65933276
>the greatest political commentator of our time
>a fag
pick one
we've gone from /s4s/ to /pol/ over the last few days
can we please be /meal/ again?
>>65933336
>political commentator
He's a gay memer
>>65933352
Bluepill status: dangerously cucky
>>65933206
>gaydirt
>>65933342
little known fact: anons learn from repetition
we'll go through this again
>>65933352
so is everyone else in the website what's your point m8
>>65933365
He literally has youtube comment level observations, he's a professional shitposter
Reminder that slam is the only genre of metal that isn't interested in creating an """"atmosphere""""
It's solely about riff after riff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAxO7MNm6OE
>>65933605
what about goregrind
>>65933618
Goregrind creates a slam-free atmosphere ie it's shit
i want some patriotic metal lay it on me
>>65933618
goregrind always aim at creating a nasty, filthy atmosphere
>>65933667
The same can be said of a lot of slam t b h
goregrind is basically a first, failed attempt at creating slam.
The two aren't closely related historically speaking but when goregrind was created, people were basically trying to do what slam does today but in a less effective way. This is why you should have stopped listening to goregrind 10 years ago when slam was finally in a state to replace it
>>65933677
yeah, but not all
and there is slam that tries to create a specific atmosphere
how do you listen to your /metal/?
personally i just drag folders on to winamp and hit shuffle.
>>65933660
Ozzy goes to Japan and Zakk Wylde busts into the national anthem mid solo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S8X3CbTrxg
>>65933336
a fag
>>65933764
i use musicbee and pick the album i want to listen
>>65933764
speakers very good
>>65933776
fucking gaijins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd53XHdyOME
>that intro
>translating the lyrics
still better than bumbum tho
>>65933605
>It's solely about riff after riff
as it should be
>>65933811
>mouth harp
>>65933764
I either use Spotify or my downloaded archive if I don't have what i want to listen to on MC or CD,i just put on the album and let it play, depending on the music and my mood ill maybe do something meanwhile or not
>>65933811
IS THAT A FUCKING TAMBOURINE?!
>>65933872
probably some slavic analogue
Have you accepted DIO as your lord and savior yet?
>>65933660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk0wYiUBZ20
>>65933983
reminder that DIO outside of rainbow is utter shit
>>65933994
>FREEDOM IS NOT FREE
>>65933660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fFqQSmVMcE
>>65934032
what is the best meme and why is it spurdo
>>65933983
he's pointing at all of us
>>65933983
>based dio
here man, have a listen to the best cover of holy diver
https://youtu.be/Kzb9IZcPrQE
>tfw it's 30 degrees out and blazingly sunny
>tfw the atmosphere is all wrong for BM
>>65934050
as a dank meme investor spurdo and happy merchant are the best memes, lots of meme investors lost their meme points when they put money on memes like pepe and dat boi and they didn't realize those markets were going to burst so quickly
>>65934086
yeah, i ended up picking summer for the time of year that i decide to finally thoroughly explore black metal.
>>65934106
off topic/10
>>65934106
you forgot Varg, who managed to stay a meme for a decade
>>65934086
>not listening to South American black metal during the Summer
>>65934086
>not liking burning hell black metal
what the fuck is slam
>>65934164
>>65934165
recommend me some black metal for summer?
fuck it, let's put together a list of good summer metal.
>>65934181
LEAVE THE HALL
>>65934181
>>>/reddit/
>>65934181
Groove metal for wiggers instead of groove metal for rednecks
>>65934189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyTA2Maj6Ug
>>65934189
I know for a fact a "Warm Blooded Black Metal" chart exists, im not sure if I have it though.
>>65934086
>tfw work outside in triple-digit temps
>can literally down a gallon of water without pissing once
Metal for this feel?
>>65934146
>off topic/10
half of this thread has been off topic
>>65934189
stoner doom is objectively the best summer metal
>>65934152
but his meme equity never really grew much
a good investment for your retirememe fund but bad if you wanna live in the fast lane
>>65934189
dooooOOOOooooM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZd2d9Rq158
any markiplier fans in here?
>>65934339
No.
>>65929255
Idk if your calling that album a meme or what but ELectric wizard is the fucking shit, and your a big fat pussy if you dont think so
>>65934189
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEXlMQlwAgo
What's some slow metal without much fluctuation in dynamics to listen to while in bed?
>>65934405
>ELectric wizard is fucking shit, and your a big fat pussy if you dont think so
FTFY
>>65934405
DUDE
So i want to go for some heavy ass metal concert and stand in first row in full suit and go apeshit in front row.
I think it would be funny.
can you rec me some really computer-ish industrial metal ?
Like if matrix was an indus metal album with a lot of bleeps and bloops
>>65929255
another meme??
>>65934422
alright, thanks for the share, remarkable digits btw
>>65934437
check out pic related for sure, anon
>>65934437
here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpFpdBy8IdA
>>65934445
you almost hit some pretty neat numbers too, lad
>>65934477
goddamn, repeated double dubs
>>65934419
You obviously havent heard thier older stuff or whatever but dude EW is the best music to smoke up a fatty clam bake in your fucked up truck on your way to hang sheetrock
Second choice for that is some chunky primus grooves
>>65934189
sarcófago
mystifier
apokalyptic raids
>>65934437
fear factory for sure senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D7VprJMBVg
>>65934417
doom
>>65934503
I never smoked weed in my fucking life
>>65934437
it's not quite what you're looking for, but i tend to think of killing joke as pretty industrial.
>>65934529
you're not missing out on much
>>65934529
And thats why you dont like electric wizard
>>65934503
>smoke up a fatty clam bake in your fucked up truck on your way to hang sheetrock
in what way is this appealing
>>65934469
>band name is a Twin Peaks reference
I'm honestly note sure whether this is better or worse than Tolkien
>>65934469
holy moly, this is satanic music
>>65934437
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rxnTPfyoTY
not very indus but def cyber
>>65934439
any meal album known on /mu/ general is automatically a meme
>>65934529
>>65934546
when i was smoking a lot of weed i was actually a passionate 80s thrash enthusiast. somehow thrash just sounds a hundred times better while stoned. but being stoned while listening to black sabbath etc i'd get restless, bored, impatient.
>>65934503
Seems like a considerable percentage of construction workers are stoners. The company I work for has six crews and pretty much all of them smoke, including the supervisors and myself. Dunno how they can do it on the job though, foundation repair is fucking brutal work in the summer and smoking would probably kill me.
>>65934546
>never smoked weed
>listen to a shit ton of stoner doom, stoner rock, psych/acid rock
>>65934437
WHY HAS THIS NOT BEEN POSTED YET
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Aw9neCDEMY
>>65934570
literally the definition of a meme
>>65934600
>djentstep
>>65934550
If i had to explain it you wouldnt understand. You ever seen that haggard looking ex con hillbilly dude dipping through town in an old ass work truck? He knows how to live life
>>65934581
when i was smoking weed i listened to nothing but hip hop and now that i cant get weed anymore i regret it
>>65934600
I AM BECOME MEME
>>65934624
i do love me some frugal lifestyle, that one in particular just sounds kinda lame to me
>>65934581
I like listening to proge stoned. I can't remember what the song sounds like five minutes later, so it's a new experience every listen.
>>65934593
You're honestly missing out, I listened to a lot of stoner metal before I ever smoked weed and now I smoke p much everyday. It makes the music seem so much more intense and powerful.
>>65934646
does hip hop actually sounds good stones? like outside of groups like De La Soul and such?
I want to see Urfaust stoned once I think, I don't really remember what weed is like
>>65934708
My friends always put on hip hop when we smoke weed and I really do not like hip hop but when I'm stoned I don't mind it so
Reminder to listen to dawn of demise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDke1Gvmr3s
>>65934708
desu when you're stoned everything can sound cool
http://www.metal-archives.com/albums/Eximperituserqethhzebib%C5%A1iptugakkath%C5%A1ulweliarzaxu%C5%82um/Prajecyruju%C4%8Dy_sinhuliarnaje_wypramie%C5%84wa%C5%84nie_Daktryny_Absaliutnaha_j_Usiopah%C5%82yna%C4%BAnaha_Z%C5%82a_skro%C5%BA_%C5%A1a%C5%9Bcihrannuju_pryzmu_S%C3%AEn-Ahh%C4%AB-Er%C4%ABba_na_hipierpawierchniu_zadyjaka%C4%BAnaha_ka%C5%AD%C4%8D%C4%99ha_zasnawa%C4%BAnika%C5%AD.../570638
>>65934708
I don't fucking know, I didn't listen to it when I was stoned, but during the six month period I smoked weed in last month, because of the drugs I did I lacked the initiative to seek out music I like (metal) and just listened to some circlejerked /mu/ hip hop like Tyler, the Creator and Kendrick Lamar. I have no idea what it sounds like stoned, but I liked it in the down times, now I don't like it at all anymore. Keep in mind I did drugs every day back then so the downtimes where not long
>>65934761
The only thing I can't listen to when I'm stoned is incredibly cheesy power metal because I just end up laughing so hard that I can't even enjoy the music
>>65934708
Pick a nice, slow G-ride song.
Let me ride by dr Dre
Fonk by nathaniel grogan
Locotes by cypress hill
My recent black people song to get high to is foe lyfe by mac 10
>>65934785
last year* excuse me, it was May to October
>>65934761
>tfw listening to ambient-heavy BM stoned
I just want to see Urfaust high once... I hate weed but I think this would be an unmatched experience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8orcKH_SHw
weed is for gay
>>65934818
post your top 5 amby-black fav records anon
>>65934624
wake up in the morning
>slow, crisp, lush intro, maybe like oden rides over nordland
fry up some breakfast with coffee
>chunky slam riffs
read the paper
>spiraling, sprawling, clinical jazz-fusion metal
drive somewhere. hello, dawning sun.
>loamy, warm stoner dewm
get some work done
>goregrind
go home
>proge
masturbate to tranny porn
>goregrind
go to bed
>goregrind
repeat.
>>65934669
in addition to thrash, somehow king diamond really fucking hit the mark too. the riff to arrival that goes dooo....dooo dooo dooo....do do do doooo, d-d-dooooo makes my penis rise from the depths like satan himself. and since we like atmosphere round these parts, let me tell you the effects on that guitar is 75% of why that riff is good.
>>65934848
>first song is this
>you won't be able to stop laughing the whole night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf78mANX0Js
Weed is for pussies real men do heroin
>>65934901
sludge is shit senpai
>>65934874
>dooo....dooo dooo dooo....do do do doooo, d-d-dooooo
I saw him live and this hit the spot, just like you mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y530UhUeRI
>Hey anon, want to go see MGLA with me?
What would you say, /meal/?
>>65934901
Hey us true drug addicts do whatever we can get our hands on man
>>65934917
who the fuck is MGLA?
>>65934917
get the fuck away from me
>>65934917
It's pronounced 'gla, and no.
>>65934917
i didn't know you liked nu metal
>>65934917
>this is what metalheads find attractive
>>65934917
Will she let me take a nap on her lap when Mgla puts me to sleep
>>65934920
you should be able to get heroin if you don't live in some small town
>>65934917
she'd be prettier in a bag desu
>>65934950
cuck
>>65934971
dat fucking ass tho
>>65934986
this post is edgy, but i like it.
>>65934982
I do
>>65934986
preacher whre are you from? I want to meet up
>>65934942
no it's not do you even polish?
>>65935053
Yes I do even Polish it's gla
thread is dying post some 10/10 bm
>>65935073
no it's mgwa you dumb fuck
>>65935097
we /avantbm/ in this bitch
>>65935097
listened to this recently. bready good.
>>65935097
You first
>>65935097
posting modern classics
Trying to remember an album. I remember everything but the artist and title.
>German band
>lyrical theme of the album is Germany in WW1
>album cover is brown with a countryside or something
>band name starts with H
>black metal
>>65935097
just passing through with the best german bm album
>>65935148
You sure it's H? Maybe you are thinking of Rostorchester
>>65935148
Hunter Hunt Hendrix
>>65935148
maybe Hail of Bullets?
>>65931852
what do you mean? like what bands?
Post a modern band that went more JUST than Ketzer in recent years
>>65935150
Virus West > Hunengrab imo but all three Nagelfar albums are 10/10 or close
>>65935166
Hmm that name doesn't ring a bell.
>>65935192
Found it! Feldpost by Horn.
Thanks for the help guys,
>>65935206
huh, i like that band logo desu
>>65933764
headphones and f2k
Can someone tell how the fuck are Gorgoroth and fucknig Abbath headlining this?
>>65935336
>Candlemass
>Nightfall set
Muh dick!
>>65935336
o shit thanks for reminding me to get tickets
looks much worse than this year though, much much worse actually
>Gorgoroth
>Abbath
>triptycon
>tsujder
What the honest FUCK are they thinking?
pic related was this year for comparison
But honestly I guess this is just the beginning of the downfall of another great festival, next year probaly dimmu and cradle are gonna headline with avenged sevenfold
>>65935336
why not?
>>65935389
>triptycon
>tsujder
Whats wrong with those?
Also old Gorgoroth are essential second wave
>>65935389
>Contrastic of all bands
holy shit that lineup looks absolutely lit
>>65935199
any good band that signed to a meme label
>>65935425
>Also old Gorgoroth are essential second wave
No shit, so is old Immortal, doesn't mean they didn't go completely sellout and fuck up their music
Tsujder just sounds like shit, Triptykon I just dislike and I feel they don't quite belong
>>65934708
I hate it even more when stoned
>>65935336
man that's a great selection of bands.
Where do I start with Blut Aus Nord?
>>65935425
Yes, old Gorgoroth. But this is 2016 Gorgoroth playing a concert.
And Tsjuder has been Chinese knock-off-tier second wave BM since day one
>>65935336
>tfw 90% of the people will leave on saturday after demolition hammer
>>65935448
>go completely sellout and fuck up their music
>>65935477
that's completely understandable
>>65935470
>But this is 2016 Gorgoroth playing a concert
better than gayhl and king ov queer era gorgoroth
>>65933764
foobar2000
>>65935507
well king ov queer is playing the day after so its not much better
>>65931583
Came to this thread seeking Manowar, found it.
Anyone think Debauchery are basically the same thing but with death metal vocals? I do. Combine both bands into a playlist and you've got the sound of man locked in mortal combat with demon from which pussies, posers and faggots flee in droves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96ZKrHhkNf8
>>65935150
Is that a giant potato? GOAT album btw
>>65935594
its the infamous potato rock that resides in Latvia
>>65935097
Nothing will ever be as 10/10 as Storm
>>65935097
but that's melodeath
>>65935657
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>65935657
Just because Tomas "I skullfucked the corpse of death metal and liked it" Lindberg says Dissection are honorary Gothenburg fags doesn't mean Dissection is melodic death metal
>>65935657
listen harder faggot
i mean, by a certain rationale all black metal is melodeath.
>>65935823
i mean, by a certain rationale, all metal is rock.
>>65935755
>>65935763
>>65935801
Thanks senpaitachi, I was running low on (You)s :^)
>>65935823
Damn............
@65935831
huh
I swear when i finally become a mod i'm going to permaban all the shitposters in /metal/ threads.
>>65935868
you'll just delete /metal/ threads on sight then
>>65935868
For free?
>>65935868
that would literally kill metal, and I mean LITERALLY literally
>>65935868
>implying metal isn't musical shitposting to some extent
Is there a time it's "too late" to get into metal?
>>65935935
>getting into metal
what a fag
>>65935935
After childhood
>>65935935
Once you start growing hair on your balls, that's the cut-off point.
>>65935935
it's too late to enjoy metal when you lose your sense of humor
>>65935935
yeah, my grandfather wanted to get into metal in his death bed, really tore me up, couldn't even show him my czechgrind classics
I'm a real Satanist, it has nothing to do with magic and candles or any of that silly shit
>>65936005
>I'm a real Satanist
*listens to SMRC*
>>65935594
It's a Hünengrab
It's in the album title for god's sake
>>65935965
When does childhood end?
>>65935968
When did you grow hair on your balls? I was 11.
>>65935971
I don't think I've ever had some to begin with (I'm German)
>>65935977
Why not show him Hentaigrind?
Who is the Britney Spears of metal?
>>65936005
>not being a theistic satanist
What's it feel like being a massive poser?
>>65936062
alexi laiho
>>65936082
DUDE the guy was my hero when i was 16 please shut up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7FgjfcKuuo
>>65935977
fucking dammit macabre-kun
I'm a real satanist and it has nothing to do with satan
>this is what satanists actually say
>>65936102
but what about the goat sacrifices
>>65936095
>Alexi sober enough to play a whole song without fucking up
wow
>>65936125
You do those for stress relief
lmaoing @ your life have you never done it before?
>>65936145
not really
pls enlighten me mr. satanist
>>65936125
how could you sacrifice these qts though
>no new thread yet
>>65936172
Goats are metal as fuck
>>65936160
>>65936172
It's pretty easy if you live in a rural area, you get a mouth-cage like for dogs, put them on the goat and lift it up while your helper binds their legs so they dont kick, then when you sacrifice them you cut down their throat with an object o your choice
i had a freak kissing them once that was weird though
>>65936071
theistic satanists are the real posers
>>65936196
THAT'S A SHEEP YOU FAGGOT
Thoughts?
>>65936219
it's shit
>>65936219
boring
>>65936207
Aren't sheep just female goats?
i'm also a satanist. i don't kill any people or animals, but i have a lot of candles, incense, and there's a lot of nudity and meditation and music involved in rituals. not metal though unless it's tremendously atmospheric, but i'm not an atmoshitter.
for anyone who's curious, satan found me and asked me to do him a few favors. it was more to prove a point to the world than anything, so i didn't need to sacrifice anything, although it was tough to transition from being a christcuck into an almighty tier 3 warlock with a full naxx clear every weekend.
>>65936219
bretty gud desu
>>65936246
you're a female goat
>>65936246
that mindset is very problematic
>>65936260
What sort of music do you usually have accompany rituals? I'm not a Satanist but it's a topic that fascinates me deeply.
>>65936299
ambient shit. personally i like ocean/surf sounds.
>>65936246
"no"
>>65936299
i unironically use dungeon synth, but the simplistic shit not stuff like depressive silence
>>65936299
60s pre-ambient shit
Can you get a blonde, big-tittied satanic gf at rituals?
>>65936365
you can put your dick in her
>>65936365
speaking for myself, no. unfortunately. but if i could get the right marilyn monroe femme fatale type, there's no limit to what i could do... with a lot of preparation.
>>65936310
>>65936326
>>65936355
Yeah that all makes sense to me, sounds like good shit to get into the mindset of meditation in general.
mmm leaving the boat sinking with us... it feels good
new thread never
isn't goregrind just a female slam?
>>65936434
Slam is thinking man's Goregrind
isn't black just female thrash ?
>>65936492
Black is thinking man's Thrash
who here bm all day?
>>65936527
>>65936532
Delet xD
>>65936532
i can't listen to one subgenre all the time.
isn't euro-power just female uspm?
I PUSH MY MEMES INTO MY
>>65936561
Euro Power is thinking man's USPM
And so it ends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3ao0tVrpNc
>>65936573
SHITTY SUBGENRE
>metalheads are such lazy weaboo NEETs they can't be bothered to even create a new thread
>>65936590
Getting a trip was your biggest mistake
>400 hundred posts
we did it reddit
new memefest xDDDDDDD
>>65936610
@65936590
suck my fucc
>>65936625
this one
