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Sporkcore disco funk djent edition
Old thread
>>65908687
>this general is still alive
How?
First for illegal slam
>>65914285
you could say the same thing about this entire website
>>65914290
i saw that
>>65914285
can't kill what's already dead senpai
>>65914286
>Lyrical themes: Food, Alcohol abuse, Filth, Totems, Decay, Midgets
>Midgets
>Midgets
Blackies, everyone
damn i can hear the bass guitar really clearly all of a sudden
what is this
also you will all die alone
>>65914285
You can not kill what you did not create
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7CB7WrWHYY
>>65914374
a better sound system?
>>65914285
/metal/ has been zombie since mid 2015
man, being a metalhead sucks doesn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycZmpxvWXEQ
>>65914415
>not having 10cm spikes on your arm
not watching
>>65914415
delete this
why is /mu/ still on this website?
>>65914415
>blackie
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>65914455
>two iron maiden posters
>savatage top
i think he's one of you guys...
i want to die (still)
>>65914415
>that thumbnail
not giving him views
>>65914488
don't you have anime to watch
>>65914488
What's the most slam way to commit suicide?
Asking for a friend.
>>65914511
fuck off tripcunt I'm done reading your shitty posts see you in hell
>>65914522
ripping your own dick off and then suffocating on it
>>65914511
i try to get into anime but i don't like any of the characters
i just don't like people
>>65914522
standing underneath katalepsy @ 0:24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wVtjKoWg1M
who here /noise slam/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcuCNyNeo4
>>65914551
>Dat uncoordinated jump
Raw af
>>65914564
more like /no islam/
>not watching my videos
fuck you untrves
>>65914564
I had no idea such a thing existed but I need more now.
>>65914415
>spookyforest.jpg
>>65914614
too late I already killed myself
why is djent so fucking gay
>>65914598
Tie up your hair when eating you sissy blackie
how does he walk ?
>>65914628
because your gay
>>65914628
No $l@mz
i filled out about 5 captchas just now
i do actually hope i die soon
>>65914676
>i filled out about 5 captchas just now
same what the fuck is up with this shit
>>65914650
Very carefully
>>65914676
>>65914699
>not using the legacy captchas
why
>>65914374
joke is on you, i just got married
she's quite ugly but she loves me and is always horny
>>65914712
wtf is that
>>65914722
gonna hide this post
>>65914738
seting
>>65914738
>you
lmao
The song Ukraine makes my soul happy
>>65914763
kek
>>65914551
watch pokemon
>>65914551
i can relate to that, anon, i'm sorry i was mean to you
>>65914779
pokemon reminds me of my oneitis
she had a pikachu onesie and called herself a pokemon master on her tumblr
shame cause i did watch the entire indigo league
>>65914772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4ZzqWhvOVA
>>65914810
>oneitis
>>65914795
daw
is slam the new doom?
is there slam-doom?
>>65914898
no
no
no (extra no for your post)
>>65914496
*view
just recorded a song
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GbydQm6l0Q
r8 pls
>>65915009
i like your voice
>>65915009
16141241/17410742
>>65915009
wesleywillis-core
>>65915009
your voice is cute
>>65915009
>she stepped on the cat
>and it
>meowed
>>65915009
this is tru slam
>>65915009
It sounds like you're an average tripfag
i hate how dead this place is on weekends
pussychasing bastards
>>65915185
actually the cooking pot back beat is indeed inspired by the simple drum rhythms of slam
>>65915302
Blackies chase pussy while slamfags chase new, more degenerate forms of pornography to quell their filthy lust.
>>65914650
Only noticed now he didn't have one leg WHAT THE FUCK?????? I THOUGHT HE WAS RISING HIS PAW????
>>65915349
i want to chase killing myself
>>65915407
Dang nigga.......
i'm going to grow my hair really long
>>65915009
>when the synth stabs come in
>>65915537
rare robo
what is the hardest metal known to man ?
>Listen to Deathspell for years
>never heard anything before SMRC
>play this today
>been missing out on a god-tier Darkthrone clone this whole time
>>65915537
is that a good or bad reaction
>>65915606
there's a tiny baby penis on that artwork
>>65915606
Now that the dust has finally settled, what do you think of paracletus?
>>65915606
is that pic like a famous artwork or something because this band i liked basically aped the cover and i never noticed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoDhQny3Q4Q
>>65915680
DsO's best album desu
>>65915686
do you seriously except basement black metal bands making their own artworks ?
>>65915686
It's not a classical painting, at least not that I can find any credit of anywhere
seems more likely they just straight-up lifted the artwork from Inquisitors of Satan
>>65915717
why does no one burn down 12th century churches anymore
fucking lazy
>>65915686
It's called "Mors omnia aequat" by Barthel Beham
>>65915769
me in the left
>>65915813
looks like you're getting some mad oral pleasure anon
>>65915769
you should write steve harris about sueing oculus for the design
i want to die
>>65915882
did you run out of xanax again
>>65915882
cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F69astrLXHQ
>>65915882
you've come to the right place then. I recommend Vektor, Deafheaven and Opeth.
What's some more fast paced melodic BM like this where it sounds like shit is really going down.
>>65915903
i never had any
does it make feelings go away
>>65915922
No, but depression does that. You're probably just not depressed enough.
mods are asleep and slamfags are squatting somewhere post grindcore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOPUnjTsgTc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3pRqCI0jUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO06I1G_M2w
>>65915918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwBpz9-vsFs
>>65915918
Been a long-ass time since I've listened to Sargeist but
>fast paced melodic BM
Have you tried Sorhin?
>>65915914
what album by Vektor
>>65915943
moshi moshi
Slamfag des xDDD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR60tj35j1o
>>65915918
T O R T U R E C H A I N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS0Ha0zF2RQ
pic related it's me when that opening riff hits me
>>65915918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-32_yPJKTM
>>65915956
all of them and all Voivod albums too
>>65915769
best maiden cover
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Marduk, Rotting Christ, Carach Angren, and Necronomicon are coming to my town in September for a show. Should I go?
>>65916149
if you like these bands: yes
if you don't like these bands: yes
>>65916149
i haven't listened to marduk but i heard they were good and rotting christ is ok
>>65916149
I'd go
Carach Angren is as crappy as all other symphoblack but Rotting Christ and Marduk haven't gone down the tubes yet
i recorded another song
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mkJAqGXq5p
again, pls r8
>>65916179
>if you don't like these bands: yes
but why?
>>65916223
fuck off tripfag not even listening
>>65916223
how old are you
>>65916224
because you're a brainless cunt and you will listen to what i tell you
>>65916179
I've never heard Carach Angren or Necronomicon has anyone else? Point being are they good?
>>65916188
Here's some Marduk for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-YqX6ZDKB8
>>65916246
20
>>65916245
sorry, anon
>>65916250
now that's not a very nice thing to say :(
>>65916277
>tec
based
>preachercrawling is a shitposter now
Im in love with twilight force
>>65916521
meme music is shit tho
>>65916539
Name one non-meme metal band
>>65916555
deathwish
>>65916555
Vektor
>>65916555
!T.O.O.H.!
>>65916555
Ved Buens Ende
>>65916555
a meme is cultural knowledge that is shared between two or more people. The photograph I took of your mom today is an example of what is not a meme, because I am the only person (so far) that knows what exactly is on the photo.
However, every band that is posted here is automatically a meme because it is shared with N people.
Keeping this in mind, a none meme band that is shared in this general would be a band that doesn't exist.
I call it for Theraumgatron
>>65916681
if we really wanna get down to it, it's not the band itself that's a meme, but the knowledge that the band itself exists is a meme
>>65916702
yes, something like that. More like, the knowledge that the name of the band, for example "Vektor", refers to a real world entity of a few music making people and their output.
Btw. all the words in this and my previous post are memes
>>65916681
>Theraumgatron
>zero google search results
you really did it my man
>>65916762
English is a meme.
>>65916555
Khanate
>>65916681
>>65916762
How about full of shit?
Is that a meme?
>>65916827
It truly is. It's British as of today desu senpai
>>65916827
lenguages are memes for sure
If everything is a meme, then what isn't a meme?
>>65916223
this one is pretty heavy.
Still, I need blast beats to get me hard
>>65916555
Facecast
>>65917009
The genetic information in your spunk and other cells. That's called "gene"
>>65917009
not everything is a meme, simply ideas and behaviors that can be passed down from human to human, either on an individual or on a collective level
essentially, memes are the genes of your consciousness and the consciousness of every individual and community
>>65917034
i'm using cooking pots as drums there, blast beats would sound Colombian BDM tier
Atleast we're not discussing black metal
>>65917069
>blast beats would sound Colombian BDM tier
how is this a bad thing?!
>>65917115
U C K S
C
K
S
>>65917069
Can the collective conscious influence reality?
>>65917069
South American war metal is the apex of musical development you fucking pleb
>>65916847
The ultimate meme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTlcToCFtX4
>>65917116
it isn't because Colombian BDM is GOAT but those were earnest attempts at writing pop songs with fantasy lyrics, so the whole Colombian BDM aesthetic wouldn't fly very well
>>65917139
I'd say no, but it obviously influences us, since everything we do is guided by the memes that are we are genetically hardwired to accept, so in the long run i'd say that not directly, but yes
>>65917156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
R U L E S
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lich king is cool tbqh
sucking cocks is cool tbqhwyf
I disagree
>>65917239
>Some sort of power metal with terrible youtube label edm and terrible buttrock vocals.
You have to play the game to understand the cheese
alright imma go sleep since this is getting too shitposty for my tastes, so i'll leave you with this
Eye Of Minerva - Blackened Kingdom Forged In Flame
>Really Fucking Weird Esoteric Technical Death Metal
https://mega.nz/#!h1wGWCaZ!hDwJ2TOqvckyqPJ-K5FLrQl2WNXDCN-MZmKduVoor7A
Seriously this was easily AOTY last year, along with Sarpanitum, 9/10 riffs, vocals and production (all of which are entirely unique)
Sample (it's live though): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEDhNuizmhc&index=2&list=PLtkbEjISonhscehCIVHA-9FGVS3WkBa-K
>>65917598
fuck off tripfaggot you've been shitposting this whole thread
>>65917598
You know they wank when they look bored as shit playing their music
anyone else like darkthrone's later albums?
>>65918252
THE WINDS!
THEY CALL!
T H E D U N G E O N S H A K E R !
>>65918252
b-buh
...
blag medal suggz
>>65918338
HIKING
METAL
PUNKS
FOREVER
stop.
>>65918252
Those treasures will never befall me... They're out of reach, so to speak.
>>65918635
Fenriz kind of reminds me of Zizek except smarter, more talented and so on
>>65918678
>There are numerous black metal documentaries and books that try to explain the genre and movement, but some have been met with criticism. Which of those would you recommend to people who are interested in learning the history of black metal?
>Fenriz: Trying to explain is key here, cuz it is ALL IN THE MUSIC! If people can’t hear the black metal in the first possessed album they ought to quit right there and then (Of course there are other vibes on that album too. But in the 80s it was a primordial soup and the understanding starts THERE) because they obviously don’t feel it. Instead they ask and make movies. Bah. I haven’t seen any, I don’t need to, I was there. I don’t recommend any. Just to try what I mentioned here in the beginning of the answer, perhaps. Hahaha, but really.
B
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>>65918678
>reminds (You) of Zizek
that slovenian schmuck unironically says that there is no difference between high and low culture.
At least Fenriz knows what the fuck's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1iXsF8787M
>>65918792
What I really meant is they're both ugly, European looking memelords
>>65918635
SORTING
POST
OFFICE
PUNKS
hi /metal/
i just discovered this. this is literally the best thrash i've ever heard and one of the best metal albums. i've never listened to thrash revival but this puts shit like darkness descends, agent orange, whatever to fucking shame. where has this been all my life. im listening to TR right now and im dyin of pleasure. im sorry i ever doubted metal. all the bands that are still together way past their primes should just immediately sudoku in respectful deference to this. i wish shit (in comparison) bands like coroner and voivod could have heard this in their primes so they would've just quit trying to make music and just offered their unlubed asses to this band 24/7
>>65918855
>Hegelian Marxism
>muh ideology
>not muh materialism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq1_i-5FU2E
>>65918987
Vektor's best song is Accelerate the Universe. Everything else is shit in comparison. You like shit music and you should feel bad.
Come back when you listen to Japanese slam, faggot.
>>65918987
Go listen to some Razor
>>65918987
That album wouldn't exist without Coroner or Voivod, so pay your respects, punk
can't wait to see nile. is it still a thing to pretend to hate them? you'll niggas need to grow up unless you can explain why you dislike them
>>65919620
its /metal/ we hate everything
>>65919620
People hate Nile? I can see criticizing them for releasing the same album 5 times in a row, but it's a good fucking album, and they're signed to Nuclear Blast, so it's to be expected.
>>65916269
Carach Angren is pretty good
>>65919108
>voivod
I've listened to some voivod and I honestly haven't seen any similarities between it and vektor. All there is is the logo and the name (both v*****). Can you show me a track you think is part of voivod's influence on vektor's sound?
>>65919037
>le contraryan opinion wow so cool
fuck off
>>65919960
That's the truth. Anyone who disagrees is the contrarian.
>>65919931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyf1n7h6dFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXV7anYI0TE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTPK-JfBOd0
>>65919992
So your telling me in this case contrarians vastly outnumber mainstreams? I don't think that's how these terms work kiddo.
>>65914267
>Sporkcore disco funk djent edition
>just the plebest djent known to man
lmfao
>>65920072
Their beliefs are contrary to the truth. They are contrarian. Don't whine at me about dictionary definitions like an autistic, teenage libertarian when you perfectly well understand what I'm saying.
@65920128
>Their beliefs are contrary to the truth
That was the last (You) you are getting from me because I now know you're just fishing for them.
Punishment for decadence is still the best tech thrash album, followed by RIP and Deception Ignored. You can't prove me wrong
>>65920981
Any good stoner stuff come out this year other than this?
>>65921108
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_X4xJ29DOQ
This is fucking excellent
>>65921177
That's not bad. Lyrics are cheesy but fun.
>>65921320
Meme's not meme. Memes are memey but memes.
>>65921320
it's a band that sings about cheesy b-movies so
are albums with skeletons on the cover automatically good?
>>65921712
Yes.
Traditional/Epic Doom Metal is the best metal. Where are the doombros?
>>65921832
more like pic?
>>65921922
If you like some thrash in your doom this is really great, it's like Trouble but darker.
I'm bored as fuck give me a rec and if I haven't heard it before I'll listen to it
>>65922033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOMVnyiJxWU
>>65922033
Have you ever tried Burning Witch's first and only album?
>>65922063
I am not the biggest fan of more traditional sounding doom but fuck it i guess.
>>65922082
I haven't no, metallum is saying they don't have any albums, just a demo, 2 eps, a comp, and some splits
>>65922162
It's a pretty wavy album. The organs/piano is just a really cool addition to that style. And the production is just so damn rich. Texture-y kind of music.
>>65922162
>I haven't no, metallum is saying they don't have any albums, just a demo, 2 eps, a comp, and some splits
just search Crippled Lucifer by Burning Witch
>>65922308
Yeah there we go, thanks friend
anyone got new Nails?
>>65922405
It's literally Sunn O))) with drums and a vocalist that isn't Attila
>>65922438
That actually sounds p good
>Sup guise just being the new Caladan Brood
>>65914267
Thoughts on Peraclitus by Deathspell Omega? an this whole trilogy in general?
>>65922932
It's p good
>>65922504
Is this gud?
>>65922932
>Dankspell Memega
>just got back from friend's gf's house
>i feel out of place in this nice house
>just me and him playing beer pong for 2 hours and bonding
>suddenly his gf comes home and I don't want to cockblock him
>she drives me to my car to leave cause it's late
>now he's probably fucking his qt gf in their small mansion while listening to the nu-metal we were playing beer pong to
we were listening to nu-metal trash but it felt so right.
thanks for reading my gay ass blog
>>65923164
Go listen to some Paysage d'Hiver and walk in a forest.
This is one of the worst charts I've ever seen
>>65922504
>implying that's a bad thing
>>65923193
>friend and I sitting in his gf's rich ass house loft with acoustic guitars hanging from the walls
>dicking around playing generic Cobalt riffs on guitar (because they all sound the same) while normie friend plays CoD
>he says we are going to go play some "hardcore" beer pong
>he leads me downstairs where we listen to FFDP and bond for 30 minutes
>???????
true story
>>65923164
>i feel out of place in this nice house
go make some gay blackgaze with a pink album cover about it faggot
>>65923286
I don't see what's wrong with it
>>65923286
It's decent for if you just wanna get into the genre in general starting from absolutely no experience with it but doesn't really show the evolution of the genre at all.
>>65923286
Absolutely disgusting.
>>65923348
Fuck off
>>65923286
>new to black metal? start here!
>domgârd
>want to impress your friends by namedropping obscure shit? look no further
>domgârd
wew lad
fuck you i won't do what you tell me
>>65923371
What he said.>>65923408
>>65923286
Deathspell Omega was a mistake.
>"i listen to a lot of music "
>check his last fm
>400 artists, 1-2 plays for each song
wew
>>65923317
Biggest problem of quite a few is it's way too heavily focused on modern shit.
How do you make a black metal list with jack shit from the 2nd wave? No Burzum (and yet there's Galdr, which is a shameless Burzum close), no Darkthrone (and yet he includes stuff like Satanic Warmaster and Sargeist), no DMDS, nothing. These are no-brainers.
It doesn't stop there, at least 75% of that list is post-2010 black metal.
There's only one Deathspell split too, which is weird considering the rest of the list contains a ton of heavily DSO-inspired stuff and is basically a "I listen to black metal and my intellect is FUCKING superior" starter kit. Maybe they're too mainstream.
Is there any good atmoshit that came out this year? Heard the new Forteresse but that's it
>>65923518
As time goes on, and the metal subgenres in general incorporate more modern influences, the raw kvlt shit from the 90's turns off more people from the genre if it's what they hear first.
I think it's okay to start people off on some modern bands, and ease their way to the second wave stuff. That's how people I know have gotten into Black Metal.
>>65923596
>atmoshit
>good
>>65923672
>meme
>>65923672
yes i like forest rock, haha memes
>>65923286
non-shit chart coming through
>>65923740
nice
>>65923740
you always pull in clutch af anon
>it's a half the articles on DMU's front page are about e-drama episode
>>65923653
There's a problem with that, and it's not even the fact that he never _does_ ease into second-wave stuff (so anyone actually following his retarded chart is left to find all the giants of the genre on their own).
The problem is that it's not really an intro to black metal chart; it's an intro to 2010s artsy-fartsy smart-black. Not that most of the albums there aren't good, but you're listening to one particular scene and style over and over and claiming to be giving an introduction to black metal.
And hell if you can handle March To the Black Holocaust (by "Various Artists", kek) you can handle HLTO
>>65923754
Much better put together
Actually sensible, structured decisions and not trying to impress people by all the 2deep4u albums you can recommend
>>65923754
Not bad.
>>65923754
I tried hard to find a problem with this but couldn't.
Good work.
>>65923754
>Mercyful Fate
what.
>>65923829
Black metal takes a lot of imagery from MF/KD
>>65923829
>proto
>>65923754
Pentagram is better than antichrist
ZzZzZzZzZz.......
>>65923891
Are you not entertained Anon?
>>65923754
you're missing Ceremony of Opposites under industrial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiGqgp9tJfI
RED RED GOD
>>65923821
>Good work.
>>65923927
>you're missing Ceremony of Opposites under industrial
I literally googled "black metal charts"
The only chart I've ever created is a big tits fap roll chart
>>65923966
Oh. Well I mean, post that
Surely this is a ruse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE4_BvbT0Ag
The only way I can appreciate this is as a joke
>>65923966
P O S T
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T
>>65924014
>that part with the girl crying and saying she hates herself
toppest of keks
>>65924014
I may not know the hardest metal known to man but the edgiest has to be Shining
>/meal/ hates Taake and Shining all of a sudden
What happen?
>>65924014
>>65924212
>>65924236
Shining is some edgy shit and Kvarforth is an asshole but I honestly like their music so
The project Maniac had with Kvarforth was p good too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1l7pe5PFs
>>65924288
Nothing wrong with Taake, but Shining needs to kill themselves already
>>65924288
Shining has a good album or two and the rest are shit.
Taake is the opposite, they have like 1 weak album and the rest is great
>>65924288
...why did you group those 2 bands together?
>tfw half the crowd leaves after Shining
>>65924380
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6U5bV6R8sQ
>not having a shirt from the only good USBM band
>>65924761
>good
>USBM
pick one
>>65924790
nigga u missing out
>>65924800
nah I listened to some Absu and liked it, i'm just shitposting
>>65923853
Mercyful Fate is not proto-black metal.
>>65924761
but anon, that's not a Judas Iscariot shirt
>>65924761
That's not Uada
H Y P E
Y
P
E
>>65925416
I don't care about froggy anymore
>>65925365
Uada is way too new to be real USBM
it's also not good
>>65916483
>"now"
he's been a shitposter way before he became a tripfag
Is this album responsible for atmoshit?
>>65924761
That's not GBK
>>65926480
We've been over this, lurk more
Can anyone recommend me similar bands to Summoning and Caladan Brood?
Is there a funeral doom chart out there?
>>65914511
>>65914522
>>65914533
Repeating digits.
>>65926835
Fanisk
>>65927207
What's the the soncond one fro mthe left in top row?
>>65927344
cool early funeral doom from russia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu-6aPbJLUw
>>65916149
Yes, just go for Rotting Christ
>>65916555
Sunn O)))
>>65918919
Is this Gylve "I will invent a machine that prevents people from jumping up and down at concerts" Nagell?
>>65924761
That's not Deafheaven
DOES YOUR METAL KNOW WHAT METAL REALLY MEANS?
>>65923754
>Via Dolorosa
fuck yes, Ophthalamia need more recognition in general
>>65926835
Graveland, honestly. Black metal that's just as epic as Summoning, yet not a clone like Caladan Brood. Start with the album Memory & Destiny and go forward from there.
FUCK OFF
>>65928368
YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH?
>>65928386
FUCK OFF
>>65928399
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>>65928399
THROW YOUR HANDS UP
can somebody post that babymetal song with the slams
>>65928545
FUCK OFF
>>65926835
Emyn Muil
Gallowbraid
Sojourner
Why has Obey The Brave not been meme'd yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BVylYdDj6s
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>>65928927
mine was made first and is also much better
>>65928920
>>65928920
>>65928920
>>65928920
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>>65928933
>making early threads
stop this
>>65928944
>304 replies
>same threads been up for 14 hours
>>65914564
What the fuck?
![Outer_Isolation[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2yh8sAU.jpg "Outer Isolation[1]")
