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Metal - Fucked with a Knife Edition
first for me
NEO THRASHERS LEAVE THE HALL
I'm staying in this thread since I don't think black metal sucks :3 xoxo
):<
I like this thread more
Hey Chuan Pablo bro check out the newest Municipal Waste album bro that's some thrashing shit bro we can totally most to that shit bro let's get really drunk and mosh dude i'm the king of the mosh
>finally got around to listening to Sabbath's 13
>the final track ends with the same bell and thunder noise that the first track of their first album began with
OZZY YOU CHEEKY FUCKER
Fuck you I liked it
Post thrash :D !
>>65936619
What are you lads listening to?
>>65936676
>OZZY YOU CHEEKY FUCKER
>implying Ozzy ever had creative input in any album in his entire career
>>65936674
v:
>>65936676
And then they released The End and the bookend is kind of ruined now
>>65936677
why wouldn't you, it's good
Black Sabbath's The End is one of the best concerts I've ever fucking been to, Ozzy is REALLY solid live you guys should definitely go if you have a chance to see them
>>65936677
I'll raise you, fag
poseurs out >:c
>>65936701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt96Lkj3gWg
iced earth discog
>>65936701
is good
>>65936781
You really are a wigger huh
>>65936619
That guitar looks dumb
>>65936775
make me :^)
>>65936796
no but i am an hip hop fag
>>65936677
this album gave me crippling depression
>>65936802
I'l thrash ya >:D
>>65936807
I listened to too much hip hop until I turned 16 I can not hear it anymore
>>65936677
Its decent desu
>>65936828
i feel the same way about Slayer
>>65936824
bring it on, faggot xD
>>65936811
looks like something i'd avoid. i don't listen to metal for escapism, but this album looks like it dwells on sad faggot shit too much.
>>65936701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ayt7tTV1zk
Hey meal gimme those Phil spurdos
>>65936846
My obviously better taste in music is a good enough reason to stay the fuck away from me, corpsepaint boi >:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>65936674
>Moom, stop putting crosses on the walls
>Moooom i told you not to wash my kvlt pants
>Mom can i PLEASE have black backpack
>>65936872
>tfw you post Lich King once as a joke and spawned one of the most cancerous faggots in /metal/ history
I'm sorry guys, I meme'd an unspeakable horror into existence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiIQT-OHDAo
this is one of the most metal metal songs i know of.
Should i go to meshuggah concert in full suit and headbang in first row? With tie and shit
>>65936949
ironic djenting is still djenting
>>65936949
work out you fat pig
Been dabbling in this recently
>>65936949
i wish i did those to you, you djenting fag
>>65936677
>We are confined, to the nature of reality
>Where the failure of our system, will be the end of our dream
>Between the fields of darkness, before and after we exist
>Earth is a spiritual place, but there is nothing after this
>>65936985
feels for bita fis
>>65936985
sounds faggy as fuck.
metal is about might and menace, not homosexual existencial crisis.
>>65936985
>the system maaaaaaaan
>casual nihilism
>30 year old teenager
>r9k
>>65936928
The fuck are you even typing? What's wrong with Augury?
Just made this your toughts /metal/?
>>65937024
>metal is about might and menace
metal is about killing niggers and nothing else gaylord
death > black
>>65937043
It's le WAAAAAAAACKY methuls xd
>>65937044
what????
>>65937054
What?
>>65936701
storm of the light's bane
>>65937044
>coon tunes black metal
kys
>>65937062
why are you replying to him
>>65937046
+ nasum
+ entombed
respectable taste/10
>>65937044
>Thrawsunblat
My fucking nigga
>>65937046
how is that incompatible with what I said? By killing niggers you have power over them and you are a menace to them.
>>65937044
kill yourself
>>65937062
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKY
>>65937049
All they way
>>65937049
or just both.
>>65937049
>>65937044
topsters hasn't worked for me in a couple weeks. what site are you using to make this collage?
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke-oZcTgAPI
>>65937121
Didn't work for me either so i just used paint.net and made my own
>>65936701
>>65937138
why do these things even exist? can you tell me what bands they listed?
>>65937138
embarassing
>>65937190
Way better than WHTN imo
>>65937138
judging by those quotes, they all sound like 16 year olds. why is bm taken seriously again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44w34UZ7rXI
>>65937219
>All metal isn't 16 year old friendly in some way
>>65937138
Behemoth
Dark Funeral
>Satan worship
>>65937138
>this comment section
didn't know Loudwire was the 9gag of metal
>>65937238
Almost
>>65937249
that's not what I'm saying. just that bm musicians take themselves way too seriously and end up sounding pathetic.
Can any of you lads recommend anything like this? Basically Melo-Death with Black Metal vocals.
>>65937238
>dying your hair
lmao
>>65937282
I think Autistic is the word you're looking for
>>65937290
Gates Of Ishtar or Dissection but if you havent heard them just kill yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g23YZvqJ5xU
>>65937238
>tfw 200 slam songs
>>65937238
7/25 +Necrophagist, 10 slam songs, doesn't attend concerts because waiting times, browse /mu/, exclusively listens to metal, nigger nigger nigger, funposting with preachercrawling
>>65937302
Hey fuck you buddy. Black metal musicians are the only ones that are true.
>>65937311
w e w l a d
do you even regularly listen to them or are they just sort of there? any specific ones you listen to a lot?
>>65937238
what do i win
>>65937302
meh, that works too
>>65937336
I do listen to them everyday, I just put in shuffle and enjoy the slamz and bass :^)
>>65937238
guess I'm good
>>65937359
are you able to tell most of them apart or nah fuck dat sheet :^D
>>65936760
It has some good tracks, but fuck it really shows off that David couldn't self-edit. Same with Woods 3, where even the mediocre tracks still made it onto the album and ended up almost as a majority.
>>65937322
How so
>>65937238
>>65937238
>not going to shows because of waiting times
Do people actually fucking do that
>>65937378
I do, it's fun as all hell, and it's pretty obvious if it's Katalepsy or Abominable Putridity
>>65937382
Because suck my donkey dick.
>>65937410
It's not called degenerate bingo for shits and giggles
>>65937238
I know that "browses /mu/" is a free space, but I honestly just come here for /metal/.
Why is this meme'd on again?
Post fun metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65DW4HiSMss
>>65937441
how does it feel being a living, breathing meme ?
>>65937444
Does there exist anything good that doesn't get memed?
Also repress when $100+ for a CD is retarded
truly moribund is the shittiest label
>>65937460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpLbkxEL5bs
>>65937475
why am I a meme?
>>65937487
>doesn't shitpost on metal
Liar liar cock on fire
>>65937416
are you Indonesian/Brazilian or something
BLACKIES BTFO
Can one of you rec some metal similar to what filosofem sounds like? I know it's entry level shit but I really enjoy it and have listened to other black metal acts in the past but never got into the genre.
>>65937487
>doesnt shitpost one metal
>shitposting this very instance
>>65937049
>neo-oldschool
>>65937520
>this is somehow news
???
>>65937460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFMStS5Ramc
since you seem to be into folk metal
>>65937522
Do you like/have you tried Paysage d'Hiver? It's a bit faster than Filosofem but it does the style of ultra lo-fi droning riffs perfectly.
>>65937520
BASED
A
S
E
D
>>65937460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55ls_ydHstU
>>65937290
Dark Tranquillity's Skydancer
Reminder
>>65937522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFt56Qlt52M
>>65937520
>made the first atmoshit album
Oh the ironing
>>65937551
I haven't but I will check them out. Secondary question, is /metal/ as toxic as it seems? It looks like literally just shitposting and I was hesitant to even ask the first q.
>>65937520
>completely uninterested in black metal
>so he makes "hold down some keys for 5 minutes" bedroom ambient
>>65937612
Pussies may not enter
>>65937612
oh boy
>>65937612
>toxic
>>>/tumblr/
>>65937612
>toxic
Yeah, we're pretty problematic
Excellent thread
>>65937612
>toxic
absolutely meme
black metal is for niggers and gays
>>65937695
I endorse this post
>>65937649
>>65937650
>>65937639
God damn I triggered you if that's the response. If you can't see that your own community is pretty fucking abrasive to outsiders or people just coming to hear about metal, you must be blind.
>>65937695
wholeheartedly agree
>>65937702
I'd endorse your boipussi
where should i start with blackgaze ?
>>65937715
suicide
>>65937238
so close
>>65937715
the trash
>>65937707
>your own community is pretty fucking abrasive
how fucking new, ladd?
>>65937707
>we're the ones who are triggered
>>65936701
>>65937715
the rope
>>65937707
Fuck off
>>65937733
>>65937750
Fucking wannabes
>>65937707
>asks for recs
>gets a good rec that fits his criteria
>calls the thread toxic anyway
>gets mad when we meme him
>>65937707
I came to /mu/ a week ago and already i'm banking in so many (You)s i can't hold them all.
sudenly i feel comfy and joyful for no reason
what should i listen?
>>65937715
Woods of Desolation if they count as blackgaze.
Otherwise Sunbather desu.
>>65937707
I am masturbating to Mercedes Carrera while reading this post
>>65937775
Thrash metal
>>65937715
Isn't that a sex position?
Like, she lays on her back, you behind her head and throatfuck her so hard your balls slap against her face and it makes her dizzy or something like that
>>65937715
Don't.
@65937707
welcome to /metal/ lad
>>65937775
This:
For fucks sakes I just have an interest in metal and asked a simple question. Thanks to that one anon who actually reccd something. Peace niggers.
>>65937775
not metal at all but i always listen to this when comfy and joyful
but if you want metal check out Elvenefris for sure
>>65937775
Burzum
>>65937775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNC4p7V2SdU
>>65937727
HOW THE FREAK DO YOU UNIRONICALLY LISTEN TO A ONE SECOND SONG?!?!??
>>65937787
>tfw in California
>tons of dumb bimbo Latinas that love white cock
>>65937775
Xasthur
>>65937807
Peace, you won't be missed.
>>65937807
run to your safespace sissy boy
>>65937775
Make a Change... Kill Yourself
>>65937807
>future black metal fan
>>65937823
'Cause it's good, what else?
>>65937807
if you let me slap you i'll answer to all your questions, boy
>>65937879
preacher
>mfw people think they can come to /metal/ and be fucking respected for their ignorance
this is beyond me
I don't own a single band shirt and i only wear plain black clothes
>>65937900
respectable digits, friend
>>65937922
the trvest, doesn't even dare to stain his clothes with the band's logo.
>>65937917
I spoonfeed newfriends when they don't use tumblr memes
>>65936911
Don't worry you self important cunt, you didn't start it. Also, lich king is easily one of the least worst shitposting
>>65938007
blackiesucks is literally the worst part of /metal/
>>65937812
>Elvenefris
me listeling
>>65937791
that's called missionary
Are black skinny or slim fit jeans ever acceptable
>>65938052
consider listening to justin bieber
>>65938099
use shorts or pajama pants exclusively
>>65937290
Well the vocalist was Dark Tranquility's vocalist at that point so might as well listen to them.
Thought this was pretty good. What's been /metal/'s favorite album as of late?
>>65938099
slim yes if you're skinny enough so they don't stick to your legs
skinny jeans are faggot-tier 100% of the time
>>65937624
This, kek
>>65938099
>jeans
meme clothes
>>65938099
why not if you're not a self-conscious pussy
>>65938052
I love you too
>>65938099
is there a difference lol
>>65938149
ebu gogo gutting the child
>>65938149
listening to All The Pretty Little Horses and Mystic Stylez a lot lately
>he doesn't wear brown cargo pants and white KPN wifebeaters
laughing at you skinny faggots
>>65938052
Don't give him (You)s and he'll go away.
>>65938157
>slim yes if you're skinny enough so they don't stick to your legs
they fit comfortably around my ass and thighs desu
>>65938195
im 1.65m
>>65938235
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
>>65938235
why are you using elvish measurements
>>65938235
>he calls you skinny
>you shoot back with your height
skelefags, everbody!
>>65938099
you and all these faggots are on the wrong general
just wear whatever the fuck your mom buys you like me
>>65938219
i'm here forever
Guys, hey guys
Can you point me to the (You) exchange?
I need to buy black metal
>>65938263
but the cage hurts my dick
>>65938149
I liked that album but I wish it was longer and the songs were more fleshed out
>>65938270
Nah man, you still have a lot to live for
don't do it
>>65938276
>>65938263
not even kidding, all my shits were torn apart and my mother and grandma literally draged me shirtless to a clothes shop
>>65938321
nice
did anyone see your bewbs
>>65938321
lmao here it's not even uncommon to see people topless in the streets you fucking pussy
white trash represent
>>65938339
they saw my bones rattling, you mean
>>65938321
lmao what band shirts did you have senpai?
>>65938376
i had a master of reality that i was very fond of
Who is /metal's response to Grimes?
>>65937670
just wait and enjoy your permaban you piece of human waste
has birmingham done any good metal recently
>>65938415
my synthpop songs
>>65938420
t. butthurt blackie
>>65938420
>human waste
good EP tbqh
>>65937444
muh ebony meme
>>65938427
is your voice actually like that though?
>>65936796
odd future is white as fuck though
How do you understand growling vocals without reading the lyrics at least once?
>>65938447
Despise The Sun is better desu
>>65938454
>that
what do you mean ''that''?
>>65938457
too white for the black kids and too black for the white kids
Is there any -GOOD- doom/stoner black metal? If so I'll put corpsepaint on my cock and post it here w/timestamp
>>65938484
>what do you mean ''that''?
you know what I meant fag, like an 8 year old boy
>i've got this sick idea for our album cover
>ok so what am i drawing
>okay so it's a face and it's screaming
>alright..
>and like massive fire ants are crawling all over it
>ooh ok
>and they are crawling in the dudes mouth and eyes and he's like screaming
>oh fuck
>yeah and then but a brutal lime green border around it
>huh
>yeah you heard man a lime green border
>i don't think that really works
>dude trust me
>>65938479
>needing to understand growls to appreciate them
the most incomprehensible the better desu
>>65938479
You don't
>>65938506
oh, i thought you might be saying like Grimes' voice
no, that's just one of my singing voices, i can also sound like an 8 year old girl if i felt like it
>>65938489
Dolorian
>>65936701
does /metal/ like trent?
>>65938507
originally it was supposed to be a bunch of people eating each other but it got changed at the last minute without the band's permission.
>>65938513
What's the point of listening a song with badass lyrics if you don't understand them? Don't get me wrong, I love growls, but I need to listen to some songs at least once or twice with lyrics to be able to fully appreciate them.
>>65938286
I felt the same at first, but I've come to terms with it.
who /hooliganblackmetal/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq79McaD6HU
Got my first metal records in France. Managed to find nasum-inhale/exhale weekend nachos agoraphobic nosebleed burzum s/t napalm death peel sessions and a scream bloody gore cd. Missed out on vbe and gorguts, but were they good picks?
>>65938550
the downward spiral is an incredible album. broken is a cool ep. quake has a good soundtrack. (or did he just do the theme song? i'm not sure.) and some of their early work and remixes are interesting.
other than that
>trent reznor
>>65938479
You don't. The vocals are basically an instrument which isn't really a bad thing
>>65938585
>What's the point of listening a song with badass lyrics if you don't understand them?
because the growls sound rad as fuck? if I really want to understand the lyrics I can just read them.
>>65938603
Peste Noire outside of La Sanie des Siecles is laughable
and Famine is a colossal asshat
>>65938585
>lyrics
You don't really listen to metal for the lyrics, there's just complementary. You appreciate the musicianship.
>>65938585
dumb pleb
>>65938607
>missed out on VBE
i want to fuck the face of your head reading that, anon
why would you not get a VBE record
>>65938603
me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFjNhlGaaj0
>>65938662
It was closed on Sunday's, trust me I was furious too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0
>>65938654
Does this mean I can make a song with random non-words and you won't care as long as the musicianship is good?
>>65938653
I am available at anytime of the day for a fistfight or any type of sword or crossbow duel. I just purchased an automatic pistol crossbow. It's a mix between a gun and a crossbow, it's like a pistol but it fires arrows. I killed a goat with a shot in the stomach at point-blank range by alluring it with grass; the beast died three hours later. I will do the same with you. I know that you like grass, like all sheep do
>>65938816
yes
>>65938816
Yes
>>65938816
there are tons of bands who do that
duh
>>65938816
Yes
if you are actually unable to appreciate a song without knowing the lyrics stop posting any time
>>65938816
Given the quality of a lot of metal lyrics I would prefer they were gibberish
>>65938816
pretty much what slam is. vocals are just another instrument
>>65938834
>>65938835
>>65938836
>>65938848
So that's how you guys are able to appreciate Japanese bands like Boris or Gojira?
>>65938610
Year Zero is a good album man
ayoooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j5twTeuNYA
>>65938816
I love Grindcore so yes, just write fake lyrics later that seem evocative and I'll be happy
>>65938920
no that's how I am able to appreciate SICK SLAMS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CweruxPv1Vc
>>65938816
There are bands that base their entire existence on thesaurus-ing out big words with no meaning behind them.
>Phi universal law constant occurrence
>design absent of flaws natural appearance
>with DNA and galaxies we approach infinity
>nothing split by unity is the constant creation
There's a term in Swedish that describes this style of writing and speaking: Wordpooping
The band that wrote those lyrics even have perfectly understandable harsh vocals so it's not like they just assume people's not going to hear it.
>>65938888
good digits my man
>>65938925
dude looks like he's about to kill himself
>>65938920
Gojira music is fucking boring
I want to talk to preacher in private
I thought only weaboos who know the language listened to Japanese metal
>>65938920
Gojira are Belgians
>>65938979
that's how white noise disappeared of the face of the internet
>>65937516
Am I going to need a court order for you to suck my dick?
>>65939040
i meant skype or something...
>>65938920
fucking keked, thanks
Abominable Putridity would be a good album if it didn't have fucking deathcore cover art
>>65936911
Diamond plate likes lich king
>>65938816
is that not the appeal of None So Vile, Jane Doe, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld5_x49AO5I
Pleb here, is this slam?
>>65939183
it's just BDM with some slams
>>65939183
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
So good atmoblack actually exists?
What good atmoshit has come out this year? I've heard Sun Worship but that's about it
>>65939393
Schammasch
>>65939183
slam is much slower with pig vocals and has much edgier lyrics, medical most of the time
>BDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ddz72ybum6s
>Slam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uStUGKkcsNU
>>65939393
Well new Saor is gonna come out this year so you have that
>>65937238
There is nothing wrong with Job For A Cowboy
t b h
>>65939403
Is Schammasch considered atmo shit now? I listened to Triangle and enjoyed it a lot though.
>>65939408
There's a new Saor on the way? Holy damn
And I forgot I also listened to Fuath and Forteresse
>>65939411
Their EP is my guilty pleasure
>>65939092
i deleted skype because the first message i got in 3 years was a porn bot
>>65939393
Sivyj Yar
>>65939393
Is Caladan Brood your thing? This is pretty much that with female vocal
>>65939378
did you just ignore the entirety of panopticon's existence for the last 10 years or
>>65939439
I mean I like their EP but people still act like it's their only album they ever released
Sun Eater was my #2 AOTY for 2014
Daily reminder that this is what your typical atmoshit fans look like
>>65939450
I have honestly never listened to Sivyj Yar before and I don't know why, I'll get on that
>>65939484
Caladan Brood is aight, I prefer Summoning for that sort of thing though. Still seems to be worth checking out tho, thanks
>>65939522
Jokes on you I'm actually a severely depressed basement dweller
>>65939522
What if you enjoy both atmoshit and normal blag medal?
>>65939393
I really like atmoshit but haven't listened to much this year. New Woman is the Earth and Harakiri for the Sky were pretty good.
>>65939605
>Woman is the Earth
The fuck kind of cuck name is that
>>65939567
>not dwelling in a crypt
>666+666+666+6+6+6
poseur
>>65939580
this
>>65939484
Seen this popping up alot lately all over, is it really the second coming of Caladan Brood?
>>65939522
how did you get that pic of me
>>65939645
>implying the world needs another Summonshit clone
>Tomb of the neet
Anyone going to the atmoshit fest of the year?
>>65939745
You can damn well expect the crowd to be full of this
>>65939522
>>65939624
The logo was pretty gay too but they made it more kvlt.
>>65939745
>vhol
>full of hell
>krief
>mutilation rites
>atmoshit
idk. yellow eyes is good atmoblack i would love to see them they remember to play riffsand everything
>>65939745
I think this is the single most pretentious fest I'll ever go to, even worse than the Acherontic Arts
>>65939918
>Urfaust and a bunch of literally whos
The fuck kinda fest is this
>>65939965
>who are Lugubrum and Countess
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VGEkX8XR1r
>>65939989
Why are you asking me? I haven't listened to them.
>>65939989
indeed, who ARE they?
>>65940024
Don't pretend to post as me you fucking cunt.
>>65939989
I've literally never heard anyone talk about them, honestly.
>>65940048
>Posing as me posing as me.
>>65940014
why did i already know what this was
>>65940048
Weird, most people seemed to know them, considering they are both early 90's BM bands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQfUMkTfFWM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRxEnhxJ9DU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ0LlVnz8kA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSGioBiIJH4
>>65939989
I know Lugubrum but not Countess desu
>>65940094
>De Vette Cucken
>>65940120
Kill yourself
What does Metal think of Oranssi Pazuzu?
