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Late Father's day edition
Old >>65796838
Dead fathers are metal
Black sucks
>>65803721
My dad died in 1995, I can only assume Pireced From Within finished him off
>>65803721
Came to post this.
>>65803754
it was opeth's pinkflower
i'm so sorry.
>>65803766
Nah my dad was pretty hardcore, he would have been thinking about Suffocation as his heart exploded if he knew who they were
underrated desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOE5o_Hmytk
>>65803704
Yes helps. Thank you.
But it showed me more I don't like, than I like.
Just watched https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ehCh4WNivQ
They blend in. Uninteresting... Given that, still they had some imho great ideas with all the effects.
>>65803787
>yfw bored as fuck of Nile
>tfw you catch them live and it's immense
I won't doubt you again based fat fuck Karl
my dad tries to keep up with the times by listening to a lot of new shitty djent/fusion bands
anyone else have a djent dad?
>>65803774
know that feel, I am kinda proud of my dad for being into metal.
he always played dying fetus purification through violence while hitting me with his belt.
>>65803809
>Underground musician
>doing well for yourself
also, can you give any actual examples of ANUS writers in academia? I have a hard time believing that a publishing academic could would consider using such agressive rethoric for arguing about something as inconsequential as metal a good idea
>>65803855
i don't think ANUS actually is as serious as people make them out to be
>>65803870
I don't really think so either but even if they're exaggerating things, their core arguments are generally stupid
also, this guy
http://www.deathmetal.org/author/martin/
is the only example I could find of an academic at anus. Unsurprisingly, he writes infinitely better than the typical writer there (looking at you, Brett Stevens)
>>65803819
my stepdad loves djent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26GyKRXVJD4
best black metal album coming through
>>65803855
1) Martin Jacobsen writes the “Analyze it to Life” series where he explores the nuances, details and inner lacework of structure that makes a good metal album. In his spare time, he teaches English and heavy metal in Amarillo, Texas and plays a mean guitar.
2) Brett Stevens writes as a freelance journalist who frequently contributes articles, interviews and reviews. In addition to his columns here, he is the sole author of the Dark Legions Archive and The Heavy Metal FAQ. In his spare time, he is an agrarian and woodsman who prefers to wander the Texas woods in the company of canines.
3) Chris Pervelis of Internal Bleeding
4) Cory van der Pol writes on metal theory and history. A recovered academic, van der Pol now writes mystery thrillers (under a pseudonym) and spends his time cycling the backroads of Syracuse, NY or fishing with his daughter.
5) Aaron Lynn is an amateur writer, published poet, and heavy metal fanatic. When not obsessing over heavy metal or writing, he watches horror movies and tends to his parakeets.
>>65803902
Brett Stevens is the best writer on DMU.
This is the lamest black thrash album I've heard in a while, I can't believe you faggots hyped it, the riffs are so fucking weak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgtvwPNO4So
>>65804061
>germanic black thrash
not even ONCE
>>65803959
So like I said, Jacobsen is the only one who has any authority (I'm disregarding van der Pol because recovering academic might as well mean grad school dropout). Pervelis could also have some interesting perspectives, but as far as I can see, he hasn't written about music at all
>>65803902
>their core arguments are generally stupid
Sure they are, Pitchfork.
>>65804134
Prozak da bess m8.
>>65804153
How is that a Pitchfork opinion? Is anyone who doesn't agree with everything anus says a p4k drone? I haven't stated any other opinions of my own than that anus sucks
>>65804214
Disagreeing with ANUS makes you a hipster. So does that plaid shirt and dumb facial hair you have.
>>65804214
Only someone who regularly visits Pitchfork would have a problem with ANUS.
>>65804275
If anything, reading anus like HHH makes you a hipster. It's like your notion of hipsters is stuck in 2003
Also, I don't have facial hair and the only plaid shirt I own was a gift tyvm
>>65803855
>arguing about something as inconsequential as metal
do you mean the general gravitas which they lend their rhetoric? because metal is otherwise a prominent subculture that deserves as much examination as rock or jazz as far as music literature goes
>>65804322
ANUS is anti-hipster m8.
>>65804061
>>65804115
>blackened thrash
who would actually want that? black metal and thrash metal are to be enjoyed for totally different purposes
>>65804322
Prove it hipster dipster, and you seem suspiciouly up to date with hipster trends.
>>65804328
No, I mean the aggressive rethoric, constant ad hominem against disliked musicians, metal people (although I think it's mostly Brett Stevens who does this). I'm fine with being serious about your opinions
>>65804335
Are you new, and also are you aware that people can like things for different reasons?
>>65804341
Literally all I know about Liturgy comes from posting here for way too long
>>65804366
I'm not hearing anything to disprove you're a hipster, hipster
>>65804366
That proves you're a hipster. Only a hipster doesn't like Liturgy's brutal death metal.
Tom G Warrior is a god
>>65804387
I'm not trying to do that, I'm just saying you're stupid
>>65804438
stop memeing me
>>65804672
Spoken like a true hipster. And all you've proven is you actually don't know about Liturgy
who /downloadsdozensofalbumsbutdoesn'tlistentothem/ here ?
>>65804672
here the good liturgy you dumb feg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrwql_Dfc4s
>>65804690
I know plenty about Liturgy, when did I say I didn't?
>>65804712
right here>>65804366
also only a hipster doesn't know about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrwql_Dfc4s
>>65804706
>slam
no thanks
>>65804735
Yes, of course everyone who isn't a hipster knows about some shitty bdm band with one album
>>65804738
It's not even slam you dumb fuck
>>65804758
did your poor dm feelings get triggered?
>>65804755
>homo newfag can't handle the brutal
>>65804755
Is the hipster mad he looks like a bitch now? A lying bitch, by the way. Suddenly you know plenty about Liturgy huh
>>65804794
I never said I didn't unless you're still talking about the dm band. I just said I learned what I know about them from here.
And if you are talking about the dm band then looking up that they released only one album and listening to the first few minutes of it doesn't really qualify as knowing plenty about them
>>65804820
Lying little hipster bitch. Don't even try and cover your ass now. It's pretty clear you're as hipster as they come.
>>65804820
how autist can you get
Liturgy the DM band sucks.
Not good enough to be mentioned on ANUS.
>>65804926
Stop being butthurt hipster
>>65804926
this
Quick, post weird death metal from the early 90s
>>65804951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIwYssJcUWQ
>>65804936
It's been established that ANUS is anti-hipster.
I'm sorry you like shit tier bands like Liturgy A.D.
what the fuck is ANUS and why do so many of you care so deeply about it
>>65804979
Hello newfriend
>>65804979
leave the hall and no entry back for your false
seriously, what's ANUS ?
>>65804967
god bless the Czech Republic
>>65804951
>pic related
>>65804976
And I'm sorry that you being so butthurt has forced you to resort to these tactics. A new low, even for hipsters.
>>65804987
>>65804982
Make me. Also I only missed two /metal/ generals and last I checked no one was using that term for anything. If anything, you knowing what it is makes you newer than me.
>>65804705
not me cause i'm no good at downloading stuff anymore
i don't use private trackers or whatever
>>65804951
>>65804951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sswPvaFyaYQ
>>65805002
>>65805002
>>65805002
>>65805002
See if you knew about ANUS, you'd know why that's not true
>>65804997
Last time I checked, I don't listen to hipster approved bands like WITTR.
Liturgy A.D. sucks. Deal with it.
>>65804997
that's not even me you dumb fuck
just another person who isn't utterly braindead
>>65805043
Last time I checked, you were wearing plaid and having a dumb moustache and knowing plenty about hipster black metal band liturgy
>>65805044
Whatever you say hipster dipster
>>65805033
>early 90s
>>65805022
>>65805033
>>65805044
neat dubs
also
>>65805043
>>65805044
can both of you newfriends stop being so fucking autistic? He's trolling, fucking god damn this is why this general is dying. >90% of the population are newfriends with found out about 4chan from their favorite hipster music review site.
>>65805091
>this general is dying
...is what everyone's been saying for the past five years, yet here it is
what is objectively the best drum fill moment in all of metal
>>65805101
Yes. Here it is. Looks in good shape to me.
>>65805061
"plaid"
Nope
"moustache"
Clean shaved
"hipster black metal band Liturgy"
You were talking about the death metal band called Liturgy
Dumb cunt. Kys.
Someone asked in the previous thread for more abstract black metal like pic related. I'm also interested. All I can think of is Mayhem's Ordo Ad Chao
>>65805101
mmh yes this general has never seen better days, oh yeah.
>>65805109
and why is it the double bass break on angel of death
>>65805119
>plaid
prove you're not
>moustache
prove you are
>Liturgy
Are you seriously that confused by the sequence of events, hipster? That is just pathetic. Step up your game.
>>65805109
https://youtu.be/z8VIhIIq-kk?t=2m51s
>>65805091
I was talking about the death metal band called Liturgy, so maybe the cunt shouldn't tag me.
>>65805120
>abstract black metal
>>65805125
Who ever implied that
>Black metal
>>65805154
hahahah xD
>>65805153
Maybe if you stopped being a dumb trendy hipster?
>>65805146
i don't get what he doing here
>>65805153
Is there no medicine you can take to calm yourself down? Maybe soften your autistic tendencies? There must be something to make you capable of acting like a normal person.
>>65805145
It's been established that this was the band I was referring to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrwql_Dfc4s
It's the reason I replied to THAT post you dumb cunt.
You can fuck off now.
>>65805167
Doing a drum fill
>>65805091
sorry anon, I'll defend my right to shit on ANUS even if it kills /meal/ (which it obviously won't)
me irl
thoughts?
>>65805166
No need to project.
>>65805185
the rhythm isn't connected to any of the rest
>>65805109
Anything from Hellbound or Pandemonium
>>65805181
I would, but you still haven't proven you're not a hipster. And that's the third time that albums been posted, so you're not proving anything
>>65805196
He's a hack.
>>65805205
That's because it's followed by a change in tempo. Listen to the whole thing if it's so confusing.
>>65805196
you're a nice guitar but you should lose the african
>>65805200
No need to be so autistic.
>>65805212
http://www.last.fm/user/fuknwastd
Yeah mang, see the Liturgy on my charts?
Oh wait, you can't because I HATE that fucking band.
>>65805230
das racis
>>65805216
it doesn't flow very well
not a great choice
>>65805186
ANUS da bess m8.
>>65805250
It is in fact the best choice. Sorry your personal subjective taste is objectively wrong.
I have papers on this, I can prove it.
>>65805232
I apologize, sincerely a- wait a minute is that rick and morty? And Common?
Hipster confirmed
10/10 album to be quite honest
>>65805277
Rack > LOOE
>>65805277
>charles bronson halloween thriller dance.jpg
>>65805276
Hipsters don't listen to Common.
Rick & Morty is gr8.
>>65805276
>rick & morty
>hipster
uuuuuh not the other guy but are you for real? my normie friends and their auntie watch that show
>>65805232
>Fallujah
>98 plays
disgusting hipsterdom
any metal about coffee and aliens?
>>65805283
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""no"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Rename this general to /crunkcore/ immediately.
>>65805304
No. No prog metal concept album about that or anything at all, ever.
DT is a myth, like Bigfoot or Kurt Cobain
>>65805291
Common is literally hipster hop, and rick and morty is literally plebbit the show
>>65805232
/meal/core and nigger music.
Can't get much more hipster than that desu senpai.
rename this general to /buzzword/
>>65805303
So?
I don't even like that band besides 3 songs.
Only checked them out to see what the hype was.
Unlike some people, I give an artist several listens before dismissing. Fallujah is not up to the standards to have regular album replay.
>>65805308
The quotation marks means that you agree
>>65805337
>>65805337
So you're a hipster. 93 is more than several. It was more times than you'd listened to Black Sabbath
>>65805322
Common is essential rap.
Rick & Morty is a gr8 show.
But sure, enlighten me with your charts oh wise one.
>>65805329
Nothing hipster to see m8.
>>65805363
Dude why are you even denying your hipsterness? You literally just said Common was essential, which is one of the most hipsterish things I've heard.
/metal/: "NO, *YOU'RE* A HIPSTER, YOU KEK"
>>65805333
Agreed with the trips
weow
>>65805358
Sabbath have more plays.
Nice try, but you don't know me.
Bacdafucup.
>>65805371
You're saying Common isn't?
lol.
Sorry it was my first genre. Let's homogenise music tastes though.
>>65805376
sikth is p. cool though
>>65805384
No they don't hipster. And now you're referencing Onyx, because you caught Fagtano mentioning it? Your hipster shit knows no bounds.
Leave the hall.
>>65805333
trips are truth
Rename this general to /hipster/
ITT: nu-male hipster SJW cucks
rename this general to /meme/
>>65805405
>>65805405
So you went from hip-hop to "metal" like Fallujah.
Hipster as fuck.
>>65805407
Ewww Fagtano.
No, I knew of Onyx back in 2008 when someone on YouTube introduced me to them.
Sabbath -128 plays
Fuck off faggot.
Rename this general to
>/Tomb of the gender denier/
Fuck it let's disband the general
It's only shitposting and lame posts now.
no hipsters
no /pol/
no buzzwords
no ANUS
rename this general to something that will fuck up the site's format whenever posted until the thread dies
>>65805447
Please you're all about Fagtano. All you hipster shits are.
>>65805435
I actually went from hip-hop to dad's rock to extreme metal in 2010.
Got introduced to Burzum in 2010 back in Uni.
I discover music largely by myself. You don't know me and again, I don't think Fallujah is a good band.
rename this general to /fuckiedntheassraw/
>>65805452
Hey I got this >>65805008 from this general that I didn't know of before
that's-- that's something, right?
>>65805467
Nope.
I hate Fagtano and hate hipsters.
>>65804967
This is nice man thanks, never heard of them. Their other stuff worth checking out? I'm intrigued. What album do you recommedn to start with?
>>65805471
Sure you don't just played them near a hundred times.
Literally nothing you've said has convinced me you're not a hipster
How did we go from a high quality /raw/ thread to this in less than 24 hours?
>>65805480
>Tomb of the memes
>>65805480
really makes you think, huh?
>>65805492
Well you should hate yourself
cuk this
cuck that
cuck cuck cuck
cuck
>>65805480
more like two estranged lovers out-hipstering eachother and a dozen-or-so guys discussing weird death metal from the early 90s
>>65805502
/raw/ threads are shit though.
hi guys, can you recommend a tasteful monochrome band t to go with my black skinny jeans? thanks
>>65805496
25 plays of one song and 6 plays that indicate a few listens of the album to gauge any interest.
As ANUS has said, you listen to an album at least several times before dismissing it.
I only like 3 songs - Sapphire, Void Alone and Scar Queen. The band is full of deathcore/djenty chugs in a sea of muddy ambience.
You don't know me. Get lost.
>>65805539
I do know you hipster. Your kind are scum. You haven't proven anything.
>>65805512
My life's good unlike yours, so I'm aight.
>>65805553
You don't.
Too pussy to post your last fm?
>>65805554
No your life is terrible. Full of shitty post-modern irony and Common.
You literally just said you hate yourself.
>>65805553
pretty sure this edgelord is actually a j-power fan who just discovered ANUS
>>65805570
Nope.
>>65805539
>You don't know me.
>quoting /metal/'s anthem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU1uTpaXYyU
>>65805568
Why would I do that?
>>65805570
>post modernism
>bad
kys
>>65805586
Japanese Power Metal?
Not a fan.
>>65805592
Don't even have a response do you?
>>65805601
Are you literally trying to be stupid now?
>>65804967
To return the favor, I just discovered this and it's fucking badass. Not experimental death though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S76IquktLO4
>>65805594
They're a shit band riding on the exposure by Leafy. What's your point?
>>65805594
ALL THESE BITCHES ARE TRYING TO CONTROL ME
>>65805614
I don't need to when yours are filled with assumptions and ad homs.
>>65805614
you're probably some dumb anusfag obsessed with romanticism
pomo is the shit, literally the best artistic movement since the late 1900's
>>65805629
YOU GOT A PROBLEM BITCH?
>>65805647
late 1800's sorry
>>65805215
He's not actually.
What's raw?
>>65805643
So you've given up huh. Can't say I'm surprised.
>>65805647
Pomo is an artistically bankrupt movement. Nothing of value has come from it.
>>65805670
your mom's pussy
>>65805670
R A W
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtvHY6zs0uI
>>65805670
your ass
>>65805670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3WdtS4FZck
>>65805677
Why should I waste my energy on assumptions and ad homs?
>>65805677
so that would include metal right, almost all metal from the 80's and on has been postmodern at least to some extent
>>65805670
Monday Nights.
>>65805702
>>65805702
That's right. Just give up.
>>65805716
I'd like to see you try and prove it.
>>65805727
>quitting an argument because the other guy is shitting all over the place is giving up
>>65805727
You didn't prove anything, so I don't need to counter anything.
Still didn't post your last fm.
>>65805744
>quitting
>>65805750
I proved you were a hipster with shit taste.
And again, why would I post my last.fm?
>>65805741
Post-modernism begins in the mid XXth century and ends sometime after the end of the millenium
Pretty sure that covers most of metal history
>>65805773
So?
>>65805761
You didn't prove anything lol.
Nitpicking one artist, which I've said I don't even like much, isn't proving anything.
Nor is liking another genre any "proof".
You post yours because I posted mine.
Or are you too much of a pussy to show your eliteness?
>/metal/
>>65805670
death
>>65805783
>what makes you think the sky is blueish?
>sunlight gets refracted towards that end of the spectrum
>SO!?!?!
>>65805790
>You post yours because I posted mine.
What? No why would I do that. There's no rule that says that. No one asked you to post it or promised that you'd be shown mine in return. Hell I never even said I was elite. I just called you a hipster, which we've seen proof of. YOu like Common and Fallujah.
metalucifer > sabbat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay3zE8g8E6M
Thoughts?
>>65805817
Still not seeing your point. So far you've just said two things existed at the same time.
>>65805511
>filename
>>65805741
Ok, let's see
eclecticism (hits a lot of bands)
mixing high and low art is inherent to a genre that takes a blues and punk (working class music) aeshtetic and throw in romantic leitmotifs and ideology (I know you subscribe to this ANUS notion so I'll argue on those terms)
Playful or indifferent approach to heavy/serious subjects: Literally all bands with gore lyrics and imagery as well as quite a few others
Oh, and if you drag in postmodern social science too, there's tons to be said about the guys in goregrind bands with day jobs at the office
These were just some very general examples, if you give me any specific bands/albums to talk about, I'll do those
>>65805845
>Still not seeing your point
I know. I also know you don't *want* to see it, so why bother?
>>65805821
You put your money where your mouth is. Or are you a coward?
I like Common because I like his music.
I only like 3 Fallujah songs. The hype was disappointing.
If I was hipster I'd have WITTR, Agalloch, Liturgy etc. I like none of those bands son.
>>65805865
But these things are specific and exclusive to postmodernism, and you haven't proven a cause.
>>65805866
So you don't have a point
>>65805829
abigail > both
>>65805871
Can you post a picture of your medal for the trvest tr00 to ever kvlt?
I mean that's the point of this sad dick measuring contest with the Fallujah guy, right?
>>65805871
You like common and his music because you're a hipster, just as much as you love Fallujah.
And what was that about money and cowardice?
>>65805889
I've never claimed to be trvest tr00 though.
>metal went to shit after early 90s
>>65805887
My God you're not even trying anymore.
>prove it
>ok here
>NO BUT PROVE IT IN TERMS THAT SATISFY ONLY ME
You also seem to think that people deciding it's not worth talking to you anymore equals winning an argument.
I really hope you're trolling, otherwise this is 100x sadder than I thought.
Also seconding this >>65805889
>>65805916
You literally haven't proven anything though. All you've done is make vague and suspect connections.
>>65805904
Sure you have. By being so adamant to prove that the other guys is some sort of hyper-mega-hipstercuck and you're the diametrical opposite, you're implying you consider yourself to be the truest motherlicker in the hall.
Now let's see that medal, or at least a pic of your monumental dick.
>>65805887
>But these things are specific and exclusive to postmodernism
your point being?
>you haven't proven a cause
do you even understand art criticism? You can't say that a piece has certain qualities because it belongs to a movement but you can conclude that it belongs to the movement because it has those qualities (and fits into it chronologically)
>>65805896
I like Common because I like his music and hip-hop (the genre I started off with).
I don't "love" Fallujah. You can make assumptions all you want, but it doesn't validate your points.
>>65805944
DICK PIC
DICK PIC
DICK PIC
>>65805951
Sorry typo
those things are not exclusive to pomo
Also again just because things exist at the same time doesn't mean they are connected.
>>65805946
Where have I called him a hipster?
You've got it twisted. He's the one calling me a hipster.
you're all gay
>>65803721
My father wasn't very metal, the heaviest album he had was Venom's Black Metal. Which stood out because he had 600 albums of hard rock and other dad rock, especially Jimi Hendrix and blues
>Come to /meal/
>It's a shitfest
Alright so what are you fags arguing today?
>>65805956
No assumptions. The amount of times you've listened to Fallujah proves you love it.
>>65805974
You're going back and forth trying to out-totallynothipster eachother for an hour and a half now
Now shut up and post a picture of your thick manrod holding that blackest ov medals
>>65803912
So you are... His wife's son?
>>65805990
Some hipsters are butthurt.
>>65805990
There are two dudes trying to deconstruct the term "hipster" using nothing but a keyboard and their chubby knuckles.
They're pretty successful so far
>>65805973
no, the chronology is just a prerequisite (e.g. pre-1900 art can't be pomo)
Also those things are some of the most important traits defining postmodernism. No, they're not exclusive to it but specific traits are rarely exclusive to any single movement. It's the fact that a piece has a combination of several of them that is relevant
>>65805990
It started with ANUS but now it's just pure autism
>>65806026
>>65806009
>smugpancakeeatingjesse.png
>>65806027
So, once again, you've made vague connections, but no concrete argument.
Have you got anything else or is your entire thing just saying "well this is this and that's that so they're this?"
>>65805991
6 listens.
All when that album came out in April and going into May.
I don't take hype at face value like Fallujah fanboys and always listen to an album at least 5 times before dismissing it or agreeing with the hype.
I don't love the band. I don't care much for it. As I said, I only like a few songs.
You've made assumptions.
Care to put your last fm up, so I can scrutinise you? Unless you're scared of being torn apart that is.
>>65806067
What is your obsession with seeing my last.fm anyways?
93 plays don't lie you do
>>65806063
My argument is extremely fucking concrete what is it you don't understand?
If a piece has several prominent traits pertaining to an artistic movement and coincides with it chronologically, the piece belongs to that movement. That is basically how artistic movements are defined.
I claim (and you have not even tried to refute) that most metal has several postmodern traits and coincides with postmodernism chronologically, and thus is a postmodern art form
delet this fucking thread immediately
>>65805888
nice trips lad but fastkill absolutely destroy abigail on the nip thrash department
literal autism
>>65805995
I'm going to continue until I feel hungry.
>>65806107
>If a piece has several prominent traits pertaining to an artistic movement
Which you haven't proven, which is what your whole argument relies on. You admitted yourself the traits it has aren't specific to pomo alone.
>>65806103
You accuse me of being something I'm not and I get dragged into your dumb shit, just because I said death metal Liturgy is shit. I only saw that video, not your dumb convo about the post-black band.
So it's only fair I get to scrutinise back. C'mon tough guy, show us all how to be non-hipster. Enlighten me.
93 plays mean nothing.
It's over April and May. The hype died. I don't like it.
>>65806115
Gargoyle, Doom and Aion were better gook thrash bands senpaichi
>>65806172
So you follow hype huh? Another hipster trait. And 93 plays means it's more than hype.
And if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen. You got yourself into this.
>>65806131
>being this dense
No traits, not a single one is unique to one movement. That's why you need to look at several traits to conclude anything and I did argue for metal having several postmodern traits.
>>65806202
I wanted to see what the hype was all about.
93 plays over April & May mean nothing.
No you dragged me into your dumb convo.
So post your last fm.
>>65806208
Several? You listed three, and they weren't even traits that are exclusive to pomo. It proves nothing.
And that's accepting that what you posted are traits of metal. That's a whole other argument. You need to provide examples.
>>65806240
No one asked you to post. This is your fault.
And you believed in that hype hard. 93 plays at peak popularity.
Seriously why do you want my last.fm so bad are you gay or something?
Opeth = fallujah
>>65806266
>prove it
>prove it
>prove it
That's you and no, I didn't believe the hype hard because only ONE song exceeds 6 plays.
Again, I want to see the taste of the "non-hipster" because you're obviously the sole arbiter of music taste.
I showed no cowardice, so why are you?
So post it, god of music.
>>65806296
But why would I post my last.fm? There's literally no reason. It doesn't move the argument along or contribute at all.
It's almost like you're trying to deflect away from this issue of you obviously being a trendy hipster shit
>>65806244
Okay, you want some more?
Deconstructivism is the essence of black metal and important to most other extreme metal
All "chaothic" metal such as ANUS favourites Demilich relies heavily on fragmentation, with multiple things happening at the same time and constant change.
Leaving behind the grand narratives is essentially what most satanist/individualist metal bands do with their lyrics, although lyrics are definitely the aspect of metal that has the fewest pomo traits
Those are all postmodern traits and (how many times do I have to say this) while they can also be found in other movements, the fact that metal has so many of them is significant.
Why do you have such a big problem with this notion? Is it because your traditionalist self can't handle that a genre you like can be associated with a movement you don't like.
Your favorite band is shit
>>65806330
> while they can also be found in other movements
Can you just argue with yourself for awhile? Because you're your own worst enemy here. I don't have a big problem with this. I said I'd like to see you prove it and so far you haven't. You've made some correlation but it isn't definitive.
>>65806329
I want to see the taste of the non-hipster. I want to see your perfect taste in music.
How is Divine Eve, Condor, Demilich "trendy hipster shit"?
And how the hell is Common "hipster"? You either don't like hip-hop (which is fine) or know very little about it.
Enlighten us. Post your last fm or are you scared that I'll find some "trendy hipster shit"?
>>65806364
We actually proved Demilich was hipster a while back. It's a meme.
Common is hipster as fuck, I'm not even sure how that's a question. He's literally a huge name in hipster hip hop.
And you're pretty obviously just hoping you can find something in my taste to discredit my argument, which is exactly what you've accused me of.
>>65806362
I have litereally said three times why that is insignificant. Do you have a problem with the notion of artistic movements as a whole?
>>65806395
PROVE IT PROVE IT PROVE IT
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>>65806364
fallujah fag just give up you're a hipster
>>65806395
Demilich isn't hipster.
So much fro being an ANUSite eh?
Common isn't hipster. Being lyrical doesn't make you hipster. But sure, tell me what ISN'T hipster in hip-hop and I guarantee I'll have either listened to it or like it.
"you're pretty obviously just hoping you can find something in my taste to discredit my argument, which is exactly what you've accused me of"
If you can nitpick, then so can I.
So cough up. Post it because I want to see your God-Tier music taste.
>>65806420
No, you're a hipster. Why don't you prove it? You've no evidence you're not a pomo hipster; why don't you post a picture of your dick?
I SAID PROVE IT YOU'RE NOT PROVING SHIT 93 PLAYS 93 PLAYS
>>65806395
>We actually proved Demilich was hipster a while back
Not to pretend i give a shit about this retardation, but how exactly do you ''prove'' a band being hipster? Do you just not know what the word ''prove'' means?
>>65806412
No problem with artistic movements.
You've said why it was insignificant, but it makes no sense, and you've never proved anything.
fuck this faggotry
newfriend needs our help
>>65806392
>>65806430
prove it
you haven't proven anything, you've just proved things, that's not proving things why don't you post your cock
>>65806439
SHUT UP HIPSTER WHY DON'T YOU PROVE DEMILICH IS NOT HIPSTER 93 PLAYS PROVE IT OR POST DICK
>>65806420
It's one band.
Grow up.
>>65806430
No the Demilich thing is a meme. Just an aside.
Common is definitely hipster. It's shitty hip hop beloved by white kids in dumb clothing in coffe shops.
And you're awfully fixated on seeing my last.fm, but so far you've given me no reason to post it. Just because you're a slut with your account doesn't mean I am.
>>65806464
Prove it yourself.
>>65806440
Alright, if you understand and agree with the notion of an artistic movement, how can you claim that a trait never belongs to more than one movement? Can you give an example of a significant one that doesn't?
>>65806439
Oh this was just a meme. We had this argument about what was hipster metal and what made it hipster metal, and a reissue of Nespithe had been reviewed by Pitchfork so someone brought it up and then for awhile Demilich was hipster.
>>65806472
You're a hipster. Grow up.
>>65806506
I didn't claim that.
>>65806488
SEE YOU HAVE NO ARGUMENT YOU HIPSTER FALLUJA DICKPIC-LESS HIPSTER YOU HAVEN'T PROVEN SHIT 93 PLAYS ANUS HIPSTER KEK
>>65806506
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>>65806478
Doesn't make Demilich hipster though.
Common is not hipster nor is he shitty. Resurrection is great lyrical hip-hop, but what you still haven't told me what is NOT hipster within hip-hop.
I want to see your last fm so I can worship your god-tier music taste.
"slut with your account"
I love music, that is all.
>>65806526
so you haven't claimed shit and yet keep arguing
that's the very definition of a hipster 93play cuck demallujalich cuck anus
prove it or shut up dick pic
>>65806507
I'm not.
Grow up.
>>65806556
This is basically just your last post again. I don't see a reason for a new response. >>65806478
>>65806566
You are. Grow up.
>>65806507
ZERO ARGUMENT POMO KEKDICKPIC 93 PLAY IS SCARED OF BEING A HIPSTERUJAH DEMIDICKPIC
>>65806566
SEE YOU CAN'T PROVE SHIT YOU'VE NO ARGUMENT YOU'RE JUST A SCENECORE COCKPICK MEDAL POPMO SHITKEK DICK
>>65806579
You're ducking my questions. Why don't you answer my points?
I'm not. Grow up instead of making assumptions about people you don't know.
>>65806611
What points?
>>65806526
But you did ask for me to find exclusively postmodern traits in metal and there are very few of those in general. I did, however mention the rejections of grand narratives which is exclusively postmodern unless you apply it retroactively. The same goes for deconstructivism.
>>65806611
You've argument. You're avoiding having to explain or prove anything you say. You're an ANUS pitchfork hipster fuckcuck with no metal and dick pics and your fucking shitty argument avoiding ass is full of 93 plays of Fallujah growing up why don't you give up grow up post dick pics
But of course you're too much of a clueless cuckoward who listens to Demilich. Disagree? Prove it.
>>65806625
Now I know you're trolling.
I asked questions. Either answer them or post your last fm.
>>65806626
>rejections of grand narratives which is exclusively postmodern
>same goes for deconstructivism.
So why are you dicking around arguing about exclusive traits? Prove metal is post-modern already.
>>65806626
You don't even know what artistic movement means and I'm not going to explain it to you because I'm done spoonfeeding this cuck hipster 93 board general dick pic argument prove it otherwise.
>>65806648
Which questions?
>>65806647
1) ANUS is great
2) I don't go on Pitchfork
3) Hipsters like indie. I don't.
4) 93 plays mean nothing. It's like one band lol. Whoop dee doo.
5) Demilich are a great band.
>>65806662
>greentext
No argument. Prove me wrong. Prove dick pics. You've no argument at all. Grow up.
>>65806676
You have no argument either. You can't prove shit. You don't even understand my post and reply a bunch of non-sequitur cuck hipster 93 play non-Sabbath crap because you can't accept that you need to grow up posting pics of tr00kvlt dick medals or you need to stop trying to avoid my argument and prove yours.
>>65806662
While my first examples weren't that good, I honestly think I've made a solid case at this point and you've done nothing to refute it other than just saying "you're wrong" which doesn't really constitute a refutation
>>65806675
So you've obviously not read through anything.
I'm not repeating myself again.
1) How is Common hipster? Note: saying white kids like it isn't a legit answer
2) What is wrong with judging a band by giving it several listens? You can't judge something on its initial listen (unless of course it is really bad)
3) What is NOT hipster within hip-hop?
4) Why are you scared to post it when I wasn't afraid to?
5) How can someone be hipster if they don't like indie music?
You ducked all except the last, because I just created that one now.
Answer them. Vague answers won't do.
>>65806676
all wrong
>>65806725
You haven't made a solid case because you haven't conclusively proven the link to metal, that these traits are fundamental traits of metal.
>>65806725
You don't know what postmodernism is
>>65806662
You don't know what metal is
I could explain everything and prove everything and out all of you as the hipstercuck no-dickpic faggots that you are with your 93 Demilich no-argument crap but I'm done spoonfeeding this autistic hipster board of cucks and buzzwords. Disagree? Prove it.
>>65806747
>answering with questions
Way to out yourself as a spoonfed clueless hipstercuck; why don't you go post dick pics in bed and come back when you can prove it with an argument instead of avoiding the point like the 93 Fallujah that you are?
>>65806713
Why would I post pics of tr00kvlt dick medals?
And what do you even mean by non-sequitur suck hipster 93 play non-Sabbath crap?
You make no sense.
>>65806747
Well the problem with this is that none of it has to do with the original issue. All you're doing is trying to get away from the fact, the undeniable, inevitable fact that you are a hipster.
I'm not going to let you escape the original line of questioning.
>>65806750
None of them are fundemental traits of metal in general; almost all of them are fundemental to the style i mentioned them in relation to. I never claimed that metal in general is postmodern, only that most post 70's metal is
>>65806793
>asks what questions
>doesn't answer them
I haven't avoided 93 Fallujah lol.
>>65806815
>I never claimed that metal in general is postmodern
Well then there we are you're wrong, and stupid.
>>65806813
I don't enjoy any indie rock so cannot be hipster.
The original point had nothing to do with me, because I got dragged into a convo about Liturgy which I thought was referring to the death metal Liturgy. I then got accused of liking the post-black band and got thrown ad homs like "plaids & moustache" because clearly that's the only thing you can say.
>>65806796
You're fucking stupid and can't argument for shit. Prove me wrong.
>>65806828
>>65806841
Both of you are in denial of your immense intense suspense ignorance and should just grow up and quit since you can't prove shit or make a sound argument unless it's about how many (93) times you've cucked yourself to Fallujah instead of showing off your last.fm tr00 medal cock you scared little children
little children who listen to Demilich 93 times with no proof.
>>65806841
so I'm wrong because I made a more moderate claim than the one you were trying to refute? Let me remind you that if A -> B, then P(B) >= P(A)
metal is intrinsically post-modern to the degree that post-modernity necessarily encapsulates all contemporary epistemologies in a historical sense, this much is undeniable
>not listening to Slipknot and King diamond unironically
>2016
Stay pat
>>65806863
The plaid and moustache thing you never proved wrong by the way
And again it's your own fault for getting wrapped into this.
Anyway that's not conclusive of you not being a hipster. For one thing this argument is about you being a hipster metalhead, which is given evidence by you liking "metal" like Fallujah and hipsterhop
Is ANUS raiding us?
>>65806894
What is your point? If I don't know your point, then I cannot argue it.
I've listened to Demilich m8, if that is what you're asking.
>>65806901
No you're wrong because you claimed something that was incorrect.
>>65806912
Prove it
>>65806901
You're wrong because you're a clueless manchild cucking hipsters with last.fm hidden play ANUS points and can't prove shit
>>65806924
Keep telling yourself whatever you need to keep your sissy boipussy intact you doublecuck, truth is you haven't made any kind of argument nor have you and your 93 plays proven anything at all
Grow up.
>>65806942
There you go again playing dumb avoiding the question like it's a vagina
grow up for cuck's sake, 93 hipster
>>65806952
do you not agree that our epistemological frameworks cannot escape post-modernity?
>>65806986
Post-modernity doesn't exist.
Rename this general to /DICKPICS/
>>65806975
You spineless cuckfaggot. You can't even write three coherent words one next to the other, you've no argument and you can't prove shit. Go listen to Hallujaz 93 times you cuck
>>65806952
Grow up. You keep avoiding the point like the plague and have ammounted to nothing more than a cucked thesaurus listenining to hipster Demilich while reading ANUS and posting absolutely no proof at all. You can't prove it, give up, grow up.
>>65806924
>never proved any ways
I'm not going to post pics on a board full of strangers
>your own fault for getting wrapped up into this
You dragged me into it. I did nothing wrong.
>hipster metalhead, "metal" like Fallujah and hipster hop
Firstly, I'm not a hipster metalhead because I do not enjoy bands such as Deafheaven, Liturgy, WITTR, Agalloch etc.
Secondly, I don't consider Fallujah a metal band at all and it's just one band that I lost any enjoyment out of (I proved that only one song is listened to 25 times).
Finally, Common isn't hipster hop. So what isn't hipster hop, because you never told me what isn't hipster hop.
I'd like to know, so I can be more elite like you.
/sarcasm
>>65806998
how post-modern of you
>>65806943
You did claim the other thing though
Anyway, you haven't refuted a single point I've made, all your arguments have boiled down to "you're wrong"
>>65807011
You can consider Fallujah whatever you want but it's hipster metal and it makes you a hipster.
No one dragged you into anything. You're free to stop and leave anytime.
>>65806986
Prove it
>>65806998
Prove it
>>65807003
>>65807011
Grow up hipsters
You're all so terrible at hiding yourselves behind vacuous words, hollow arguments and a complete lack of evidence, you can't prove shit and you keep going on and on about your 93 last.fm kvlt Demilich buzzwords that you can't even see how far up your cucked arse you all are, Fallujah-loving hipster fucks
Grow up
>>65806975
93 plays of Fallujah?
I've addressed it several times.
I checked out the band to see if it was good and gave them 6 honest listens from the first track to last. The interest dwindled because it was boring djenty chugs under muddy ambience, instead of the so called "atmodeath" I had expected. Only one song stuck out.
How many times do I have to say it?
It's like one fucking band.
That's like saying someone is a Nazi for liking Mudoven.
>>65807024
I didn't claim anything yet. All I've done is ask you for proof and then tell you things aren't proof, because you haven't made a legitimate point. Nothing conclusive, nothing that acts as definitive proof.
>>65807049
So now you're a hipster nazi.
You sicken me. Nazism should be sincere and unironic.
^3+ hours of this^
>>65807077
Look forward to another three hours.
>>65807024
You're wrong, you just can't see a sound argument if it mouthfucks you for a week you 93play fallujacuck grow up or demonstrate with evidence the lack of argument you need to grow up
>>65807033
You pathetic wankstain, why don't you grow up and play upstairs instead of avoiding argument and having zero proof for your non-dickpic shitty bands hipster cunt? Are you afraid of seeing yourself run out of empty words and fallacies?
>>65807072
Prove it, you cuckfuck 93 Fallacyas
>>65807033
I must also be a Nazi for liking RaHoWa and Absurd amirite? Because I sure as hell love Absurd.
Am I a leftist cuck for liking Dead Kennedys?
Life's unsolved questions aren't they?
You dragged me into it with your false accusations when I wasn't even talking to you.
Unless you know me personally, your points mean nothing.
>>65807055
>I never claimed that metal in general is postmodern
>Well then there we are you're wrong, and stupid.
This is a claim that I am wrong because I never claimed that all metal is postmodern
Do you not understand what the word "then" means? Is your reading comprehension so bad that you literally don't understand what you're writing yourself?
And then there is your "you're wrong because I say so" argument again. Why are my points not legitimate, why are they not conclusive? You just claim that it is so but do nothing to back up these statements
>>65807072
"That's like saying someone is a Nazi for liking Mudoven."
Learn to read you dumb cunt.
new /crunkcore/ thread lads ?
>>65807102
It is amazing the lengths you are going to just so that people won't call you a hipster, when you clearly are.
No one made you post. No one's making you post now.
Someone should compile these posts and make a raw song
>>65807099
You're Current 93 cucklord hipster dickpick fuck argument evidence evidence evidence evidence evidence evidence evidence evidence
why are you still 93? You would Like Fallujah, they're ANUS approved
>>65807145
you 93cuck hipster demilich no-argument improvable grow up fucks
>>65807124
prove it fallujah eating cockless cuck you've no argument at all
>>65807096
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>>65807165
your reaction pics are good.
>>65807124
See now you're the one who has no reading comprehension. Or writing ability either this is a mess.
What legitimate points have you made? What conclusive points?
None.
>>65807164
>>65807165
why are you so fallujah slipskellyknotposter? Can you not see that we are claim argument for pomo reaction pics?
>>65807145
It's amazing how you have no rebuttals, duck questions and haven't posted your last fm.
C'mon bruh, I'd like to see what the music taste of someone who isn't a hipster is.
>>65807155
Why don't you go post dick pics if you've no argument whatsoever you parroting adhominem demilich-listening lack of proof? All I hear is "pomo is this" and you can't prove it. You really really really need to
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So is 93 fallujah has memed enough or do we still have to endure the torment of 2 fags arguing about that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1WAFh2ions
AAAH THE FRENCH CHAMPAGNE
>>65807200
Stop shitposting this is a serious argument, I sincerely believe that 93 is a postmodern number of Liturgy (the death metal band which is bad becaues ANUS doesn't approve) plays to have on your hipster.fm
>>65807197
And here we go again, you're trying to deflect again. Jesus hipster don't you ever get tired of beating that dead horse?
By your own last.fm we have proof of you being hipster. I don't even know why you stuck around after that.
>>65807195
Keep avoiding the question like a true champ, you fuckcuckdemilhipster grow up
>>65807201
Fuck off and come back when you understand what an artistic movement is, you pre-pomo idiot. Your words are as empty as your proof is absent, dickpicless idiot ANUS 93 completely destroyed lack of intelligence grow up
>>65807148
only a Zierler style proge number can do this thread justice
>>65807185
i appreciate the complement, anon
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY
>>65807237
DEMILICH
DEMILICI
DEMILICP
DEMILICS
DEMILICT
DEMILICE
DEMILICR
This thread belongs in a museum.
A post-modern museum.
>>65807228
Divine Eve, Condor, Bolt Thrower aren't hipster.
I don't think you know what it means.
Keep up the buzzwords and in the mean time, I genuinely want to see what YOU like.
no no no why do we have to do this
end it now kill /metal/
we belong dead
>>65807249
93 FALLUJAAAAAAAAAAAH
post more dogs and wait for new thread
>>65807249
93 FALLUJAH LISTENS ON LAST.FM
>>65807253
I understand you genuinely want to see what I like, but I see no reason to post that. It has no place in the argument, and is just you trying to weasel your way out of things.
Fallujah is hipster. And so are you.
>>65807249
93 FALLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>65807191
I don't understand why you're so hung up on points. I made 93 of them when I argued that ANUS is a postmodern website
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>>65807260
>>65807275
We've officially done it again. We've created a monster.
I for one am content.
>>65807256
living dead or dead alive, anon?
>>65807263
i'm down with this plan
>>65807237
Go put a rope on the edge of your stupidity and hang yourself.
>>65807165
Do you really want to know?
>mfw 93 Fallujah is gonna become a /meal/ mainstay
what's ANUS guys?
>>65807317
that thing poop comes out of
What's 93 Fallujah guys?
>>65807271
Fallujah may be hipster, but I am not.
Not a hipster because I don't listen to music to be cool and quirky. I don't listen to music to score brownie points. I don't listen to music to go one up on someone (like you do).
I just listen to what I like and what I get enjoyment out of. It's not that hard to comprehend.
Whilst I normally stick to old school rap, OSDM & select BM bands; I have no problem in other genres so if I like it I don't care what connotation it has.
If you have no problem in posting it, then do it. It has a place in the argument, because I want to see how elite you are compared to the "filthy hipster".
>>65807404
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lol y r u still tryin faggalujah we all noe ur a shitster
>>65807404
>Whilst
Now you're a fedora too?
Jesus christ man reconsider your life choices
>>65807470
No.
Lemme see your music taste then.
This /mu/ and music is shared.
>>65807491
>fedora
lol no
fallujah?? it's hipster...
>>65807513
>Whilst
lol yes
literally only fedoras say that shit
>>65807697
Fedoras and your beloved pseudointellectuals in your ANUS
>>65807492
No it isn't.
>>65807717
Who are fedoras.
Actual new:
>>65807804
>>65807804
>>65807752
absolutely, I thought you were one of the ANUS boys
