>IRONFISTED PHILOSOPHY
>IS YOUR LIFE WORTH A PAINTING
>BIG FUCKING SHIT
>RIGHT NOW, MAN
I MAKE CERTAIN
I do love the cover of Doctor Wu. Probably one of the more underrated tracks on that album.
Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is time for our first ever nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new Sunday review to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara finally getting an 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? [taking the Big Apple’s publications by storm]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired, metal albums still won't get BNM, everyone still won't care]
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 25
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
https://mega.nz/#!l1ZlRbqb!WYbGuia29w1_fpg05XS3F9Rtb8aFfj8WzZg8Z3mbwRQ
>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Aphex Twin EP incoming
-Who is hyped for a full week of /p4k/?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Bat for Lashes, Local Natives, DJ Shadow, and Swans.
-/p4k/ forever
I guess this isn't taking on
Hounds of Love 11.0 incoming
Is Hounds of Love actually good?
Like a 10.0 good?
five to three-bys, let's see your squares
rate/rec/guess/love/dance
>>65600897
listen to Umekichi
>>65600959
don't tell me what to do
>>65600897
You've been working on this project... "it's going to be good, just give me some more time
Please don't break my legs"
That's what they all say
>>65600959
Is this a race thing
what's sadstyle
lowkey fav taste on /mu/ tbqh
>>65601105
gabe do you even owɴ a swimming pool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17sXQ8Ivses
Is it a bad idea to download an album if you only liked half of the tracks?
No, just delete the ones you don't like.
>>65600858
>>65600878
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Get this ironic bullshit out of my library again. Everything about this album is ironic. The cover is ironic. The lyrics are ironic. The concept is ironic. The music is ironic. The vocals are ironic. I think they have no idea what they are doing or what they are singing about (gender issue, divorce problems). Except for the sake of being ironic (look at that ironic double A in Jordaan).
Definitly not recommended to Neutral Milk Hotel fans. This sounds like a shitty version of Beirut, an obnixous version of Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti and even shittier version of Andrew Jackson Jihad, another runner-up for the most ironic band of all times. The album cover insults Sparklehorse.
Fucking hipsters. This album is all that can be wrong about music and I would like to choose this as a prime example for things that should have no place in music. People that gave this positive rating (by means overrate it, by means, giving it a higher rating than absolute zero) are just rating this highly because they are ironic as well. This is the most taste-less bullshit I have ever heard.
I hated hated hated hated hated this album. Not even ironically.
0/10 worst album I have ever heard.
>irony
YOU
FUCK LIKE A RACEEEEEHORSE
>>65600905
IT'S YOUR WEDDING DAY, YOUR WEDDING DAY
SAY YES
oh she scared
Man, she has a weird face. Like, she still looks like a child.
And not in an internet white knight way, where a 16 year old is a "child", this bitch looks like she's 7.
I hope stanhope wins against depps whore ex wife
>>65600798
no, she's just a qt
ITT: Edgelords of the music industry
All the people war beside me
>>65603079
Nah, Billy's based as fuck. I'd say Morrissey.
What's mu's opinion on this album?
2011. That's my opinion.
His worst
"cowabunga duded homework sucks dont have a cow man"- taylor the creator
So why don't you listen to classical, /mu/?
>>65600532
I don't know
Why don't you listen to Hawaiian music?
I haven't heard anything I've liked
good music is for losers
cool people listen to badcore
post albums forgotten by /mu/
>>65600530
>>65600585
i see these both a lot on charts. theyre not memes any more to be sure but people still listen to them
Oblivian Access.jpg
can we get one of these going?
>>65600308
Not gonna lie I had a lil' giggle reading your post!
drake n josh please
What is her best song?
>>65599987
Seikan Hikou
macross is for posers
get some taste kid
Hounds of Love
>What was his fucking problem?
Also music critics, who do you trust? Are rating systems broken and useless? Can one even properly review music?
Thoughts on Mark Prindle?
As far as popular music criticism goes Scaruffi is unironically the best.
I don't think you can objectively attribute numerical value to something like music. Art affects people in different ways. No matter how much you and I might hate Top 40, people listen to it and enjoy it.
What is the basis for these values anyway? How can you compare something like pop and jazz on a 5-star scale.
Not to mention your opinion will most likely change anyway depending on a variety of factors anyways.
I used to obsess over scores for music, thinking they were the definitive view of an album's worth. Now I just realize it's someone's opinion being passed off as objectivity. That kills art.
What's the worst jazz album you've ever heard?
>>65599737
you posted it
its literally just noise
fucking ratamacue by harvey mason
piece of shit cheese jazz album
10/10 If john lennon sang these songs everyone would think it was irrefutably /mu/core.
Beats tame impale by a lot. Brendan's voice is great too but unfortunately hed rather be making electro pop rock bullshit
Ah yes, the Pretty Odd is patrician meme.
Been like three years since I've seen this thread.
Hey that's pretty odd!