WHY IS TOPSTERS NOT WORKING
Topsters has always been shit. It's one of the laggiest turd sites ever
april fools ;)
pm'd you the fix ;)
damn Daniel xD Back at it again with the white vans XD
Tfw
v a p e n a t i o n
What does /mu/ think of Portishead?
Top tier strip hop
Dummy is GOAT
>>63731896
light 7 out of 10
Is this worth listening to? Convince me, /mu/
it's better than any other anco related release
>>63731495
If you like the beach, you'll like this album.
No it's really boring
good night sweet prince :-(
DID
>>63731162
did the man who invented collages
COLLEGE
SAY MY NAME
Jennifer Berry
>>63731170
SAY IT AGAIN
>>63731170
hahaha leeerroooyy jenkiins! xD any one remember ? (;
>tfw taylor swift has god tier taste in music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK_zwl-lnmc
hnnnnnnnnnnng
if you dont reply to this post you will die in 2016.
>>63730739
Don't mind if i don't governer
>>63730739
no one likes you jeffery
why is the mixing on what you want so bad? it actually hurts my ears. also whats with the non existant bass on certain tracks
>>63730529
youre a tremendous faggpt
>>63730529
Accept it. I understand you and I feel you and I have felt the same but one must accept these things. When you do I think you'll find yourself open to new things. That screech can be blissful if you let go of yourself a bit.
you must have shitty ears
does anyone on /mu/ know how to rip spotify premium's cache files to an all accesable format like .mp3? pls help. thanks in advance senpai.
>>63730226
Yeah, i just happen to have cracked it this morning, hang on and wait a minute ill give you the hack code right here...
>>63730226
lol
>>63730449
lol
literally worse than yeezus.
also this new layout is an april fools prank right?
>>63730095
What new layout??
>>63730095
I don't like what he changed in ULB or Feedback bit Wolves is better and Frank's Track is just beautiful. Everything else is still good.
test
Dear reader, we would like to take this opportunity to inform you on a regrettable subculture which has been forming on our beloved /mu/.
>WHAT IS THEIR NAME?
Poseurs.
>WHAT IS THEIR DEAL?
Poseurs are people who go out of their way to cultivate an image of being interesting, by and large through doing their best to cultivate a "sophisticated" music taste.
HOWEVER, as these people have no self-sufficiency of their own, or any knowledge or familiarity with music beyond the pop sphere presented on sites such as Pitchfork, the best they can do to cultivate that image is to go on RateYourMusic and sheepishly drone the top-rated albums of whatever niche genre they think will bring them the most "patrician" or "underground" or "sophisticated" credibility.
IF you were to question them on the merit an album they claim to be a favorite, they would not be able to provide any substantial opinion or judgment regarding it(only empty buzzwords which they regurgitate without ever giving any thought to what they mean or how they relate to that artist) as in reality they have none of the knowledge which would help them to properly evaluate it.
The vast majority of them don't know music theory or have any sort of education(whether through personal exploration or professional education) on music/art history and have no familiarity with the origins, backgrounds and histories of their "favorite" genres, albums and artists. Their education begins and ends with RYM pages and lists and /mu/ chart thread images.
More effort goes into building up the perfect "patrician" RYM profile and curve using the perfect combination of albums and ratings than into actually trying to understand and genuinely appreciate what they are hearing.
This utter dilettantism and ignorance, however, does not prevent them from nurturing severe superiority complexes which serve as fuel for regular mockery, ridicule and debasement of the rest of this fine board's residents.
>WHY SHOULD I CARE?
Because poseurs make this board a more toxic and uninviting place.
Because they fuel tension and antagonism.
Because their use of music as an ego-building tool sets a bad example.
Because, ultimately, their mentalities regarding music, art and their fellow man are just no good.
>BUT WHAT DO POSEURS ACTUALLY (CLAIM TO) LISTEN TO?
Presented in the OP is a brief introduction to the wild world of poseurcore. It is not an attempt at making a statement regarding the quality of the music produced by those artists. It is not the only music which poseurs listen to. It's just a quick rundown. If you wish, you can also take note of this somewhat more expansive text list of poseurcore favorites.
Merzbow, Boredoms, Gerogerigegege, Coil, Throbbing Gristle, Whitehouse, Nurse with Wound, Einstürzende Neubauten, Brainbombs, Death in June, Current 93, La Monte Young, Moondog, Lou Harrison, Henry Cowell, Luigi Russolo, Popol Vuh, Fishmans, Jean Jacques Perrey, Les Rallizes Dénudés, Rainbow Caroliner, Taj Mahal Travellers, Fushitsusha, Peter Brötzmann, John Cage, Scott Walker, Unwound, Dead, Frank Zappa, Morton Feldman, Captain Beefheart, Pharoah Sanders, Albert Ayler, Ornette Coleman, Alice Coltrane, Arnold Schoenberg, Pierre Boulez, György Ligeti, Karlheinz Stockhausen, Thinking Fellers Union Local 282. Raymond Scott, Delia Derbyshire, Daphne Oram, Terry Riley, Peter Sotos, Boyd Rice, Henry Flynt, Kazumoto Endo, David Tudor, Half Japanese,Secret Chiefs 3, Keiji Haino, Ramleh, Otomo Yoshihide, John Zorn, Joe Meek, Faxed Head, Harry Partch, Wesley Willis, Fred Frith, The Residents, Sun Ra, Sun City Girls, Hans Krusi, Royal Trux, Jandek, Loren Mazzacane Connors, The Dead C, Comus, Cromagnon, Eliane Radigue, The Red Krayola, Opus Avantra, Pan.Thy.Monium., Murmuüre, Gong, cLOUDDEAD and Muslimgauze
cringe
>WHAT ABOUT GENRES?
Genres popular among poseurs include, among others: jazz and its variants, industrial music, noise and its variants, "world music" and its variants, non-dance-oriented electronic music and its variants, "smart pop" music, "experimental" music in general.
>CAN YOU SHOW ME A LIVING, SPECIFIC EXAMPLE OF A POSEUR?
Sure. Straight from RYM, here it is: https://rateyourmusic.com/~sleepystalinist
>IS THERE A SPECIFIC PLACE ON /MU/ WHERE POSEURS CONGREGATE?
Yes. The hottest beds of poseur activity on /mu/ are the /RYM/, /daily/ and Top 100 album chart general threads.
Take note of the mentalities with which music is approached in these threads and you are bound to find even more repulsive details than have been exposed in this thread.
Lesser quantities of poseurs can also be found in threads such as /noise/, the Last.fm threads and the 3x3 Last.fm collage threads. These are a more benign and inconsequential variety of poseur, but they are poseurs nonetheless.
>Wow, this is some pretty heavy shit to take in. WHAT SHOULD I DO? HOW CAN I HELP PUT A STOP TO THIS?
That, friend, is entirely up to you.
This has been an informative thread regarding the subject of POSEURCORE. Thank you for your attention,
- The /mu/ Anti-Poseur Initiative
What are some essential MDMA & Weed Albums?
DUDE DRUGS LMAO
>>63729933
Do you mean albums for when you're doing both or do you mean albums for when you're doing either?
I was thinking on collecting /mu/core albums as LP, I already have Trout Mask Replica and The Velvet Underground & Nico? What else should I buy?
>>63729809
You should get them because you like them, not because they're /mu/core
>>63731665
this
>>63729809
why the fuck
Work, work, work, work, work, work
He said me haffi
Work, work, work, work, work, work!
He see me do mi
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt!
So me put in
Work, work, work, work, work, work
When you ah guh
Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn
Meh nuh cyar if him
Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurtingWork, work, work, work, work, work
He said me haffi
Work, work, work, work, work, work!
He see me do mi
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt!
So me put in
Work, work, work, work, work, work
When you ah guh
Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn
Meh nuh cyar if him
Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurtingWork, work, work, work, work, work
He said me haffi
Work, work, work, work, work, work!
He see me do mi
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt!
So me put in
Work, work, work, work, work, work
When you ah guh
Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn
Meh nuh cyar if him
Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurtingWork, work, work, work, work, work
He said me haffi
Work, work, work, work, work, work!
He see me do mi
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt!
So me put in
Work, work, work, work, work, work
When you ah guh
Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn
Meh nuh cyar if him
Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurting
Of all the pop stars loved by the gods I hate her the worst.
>>63729785
legitimately one of the worst popular pop songs imo
i actually think this is one of the better shitty pop songs lately. they always have stupid lyrics, who cares. its still catchy as fuck and the instrumental is kinda cool
you autists
Forums thoughts on Zappa?
>>63729584
I don't know him well, but I always wondered if he wasn't a bit jealous of the Beatles.
They were experimenting new sounds and song structures but contrary to him they managed to combine it with popular success
I heard him say that the Stones were far better than the Beatles, and there was the "we're only in it for the money" cover
>>63729584
Mostly shit music with a few exceptions. Even shittier personality and opinions
>>63729584
A bitter asshole that perhaps could've been king if he reigned in his literal autism