Bad Ideas Edition.
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost
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http://strawpoll.me/10160199
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160202
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/10160203
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/10160205
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/10160997
Remember: Stop while you're ahead
Last Thread: >>27412556
Never forget
>>27400547
Just Another Day continues! Save the Wispy, save the world.
I want to bully Treads again.
Reminder that moths a cute
She's still here.
Active threads
Super: >>27426223
Stuck in the Middle: >>27427733
Pocket Watch: >>27429453
Hype Quest: >>27406361
JAD: >>27400547
Boatquest: >>27438222
Coltquest: >>27407128
Dirty Work: >>27363917
Vampony: >>27428588
Miracle: >>27394937
Alchemy: >>27377662
FOE: >>27407231
Crystal Symphony: >>27344969
Tinypone: >>27426946
Spicyquest: >>27362094
SIM: >>27303978
Yeeeah baby, work that grill.
>>27439444
!brushie
>>27439450
SIM: >>27303978
JAD: >>27400547
FOE: >>27407231
Super: >>27426223
Miracle: >>27394937
Alchemy: >>27377662
Tinepone: >>27426946
Vampony: >>27428588
Coltquest: >>27407128
Boatquest: >>27438222
Dirty Work: >>27363917
Spicyquest: >>27362094
Hype Quest: >>27406361
Pocket Watch: >>27429453
Crystal Symphony: >>27344969
Stuck in the Middle: >>27427733
I have a condition it's calledlack of memes
>>27439645
>i suffer from a lack of memes
You poor thing. Take some of mine.
JAD is perfect, tara has a stupid face, treads just hallucinates tanks, batfags are cancer, antibatfags are cancer, shimmerfags are cancer, glimmerfags are cancer, bath is edgy, wolvan is relevant, i care, nobody cares, i hate you all, go fuck yourself.
>>27439645
>Wanting more memes
>>27439665
Your waifu a shit.
>>27439680
That too. Shit, I knew I forgot an important one.
CYOA
>>27439772
OKAY
>>27439806
MEMES
>>27439810
SOME
BATFAGS
>>27439813
TIMES.
>>27439823
Didn't link the last one, doesn't count.
>>27439645>KKK[opper/spoiler]>KKKog
>>27439645
Take this meme starter pack.
>>27439913
>tfw twice in the same pic
>>27439960
I feel ya
>>27439960
Go for 3.
>>27439999
well, quads demand
>>27440058
Last one I have, which brushies am I missing?
>>27439999
>Quads in a Whispen post
You know what you must do, anon.
>>27439913
Aditional supplementation
>>27440075
This
>>27440075
>>27440083
And doxel's
Is brushie new meme
>>27440120
>new
>>27440075
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/166962979563241472/182523106617851906/DoxelBrushie.gif
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/163057860333273089/182742913862729729/ChoosieBrushv3.gif
Cyoas are allowed here, right?
>You are a filly, lost in a big city. >You're pretty sure your parents just got on a train bound for the other side of the country, without you.
>You're certain that they thought you were right behind them.
>You're also sure the train won't be stopped because of one lost little filly.
>You are currently sitting on the platform, alone and scared, watching the train get smaller and smaller.
>What do you do?
>>27440220
Scream
>>27440083
>>27440092
>>27440163
Excellent, thanks
>>27440256
>>27440120
It's vintage
>>27440220
Focus on your parents and use instant transmission.
>>27440220Also, should clarify that this isn't really a cyoa, I just wanted to do a test run.
>>27440237
>You scream out to the world.
>There aren't many others on the platform, and an official looking pony comes over right away.
>"L-Little filly, what's wrong? Where are your parents?"
"I- they're on the train!"
>You point with your hoof, down the tracks.
>The train is now out of view, having just gone around the mountain.
>"Oh goodness! How awful! Where were they headed? Where do you live? What's your name?!"
>Well, where do you live? Where do you come from?
>>27440296
My name Doop Snog fo rizzle and I live up on that hizzle.
>>27440296
I live in Vanhoover
>>27440296
My name is nor important. Where i'm from doesn't matter, where i live is irrelevant.
My parents are headed to hell, for i took the brakes out of the train.>CRAWLING PLAYS LOUDLY IN THE DISTANCE.
>>27440296
My name is Scootaloo, and this is my origin story.
>>27440424
>Coldsteel the filly begins to laugh maniacally.
>Her small reign of terror and edginess begins now.
>>27440372
>>27440402
>>27440437
>You were starting to cry.
>This wasn't fair.
>You didn't exactly know where your house was.
>You just remembered the city.
>And a rhyme you think you heard a friend saying once.
"M-My name be Doop Snog fo rizzle, and I live up on that hizzle!"
>You sniffle.
>What if you never see anyone you know ever again!
>"Sorry, what did you say? Your name is Doop? Where is the hizzle?"
"I- No! I mean, that's just- I live in Vanhoover."
>"Oh! Well, that's quite a ways young filly- Er, Doop? Is that really your name?"
>Is it?
>Are you actually an orange filly named Scootabloo?
>Or were you messing around?
>What is your real name?
>>27440559
Scootaloo is our name.
>>27440559
Sure, why not? Scootaloo's birth parents can be from Vanhoover.
>>27439665
You forgot 'wolvan is a qt'
>>27440574
>>27440587
"Scoo-Scootaloo. That's my name."
>"That's a good name. Uh, Listen. I'm going to go get someone. Did you want to stay right here for me?"
"I-I guess."
>The pony wanders off, looking for a guard or policepony or something.
>Time passes.
>Some trains go in an out of the station.
>It sure is taking some time.
>The pony is still not back.
>Another train pulls into the station.
>"All aboard! Seaddle Express!"
>W-Wait. Seaddle!
>That's like... Not actually that far from Vanhoover!
>You bet you could find your way there easily!
>You look back, the official pony sure is taking his time.
>You could- You could just take the Seaddle train! You still have your ticket!
>It- It wouldn't be too hard to find your way.
>Someone would help you, right?
>What should you do?
>>27440888
Yeah. Let's take the train.
What could go wrong?
>>27440888
Yell to the official that you're going to take this train. Give him a few minutes to respond, the train will be at the station a while. If he doesn't get back by the time the train calls all aboard, we go.
>>27440888
Holy fuck the official pony is not following procedure at all, fucking go over there and rail on him for not assisting a lost filly immediately.
You could have dangerously taken a random train to somewhere and be lost forever.
Also
>888
I've been wanting to post this for ever.
>>27440888
No train run over to that poner tell him we're horny and need the bathroom to get off.
Mind giving Rarara a hand?
>>27441401
>>27441437
Sure. What else am I going to do, sleep?
>>27441497
>Sleeping at 9 am
Every QM should share an advice.
IF YOU READ THIS IT MEANS THAT YOU’RE WAIFU A SHIT, SHIT!
>>27442059
Think at least twice before running.
My ban is supposed to lift at 6:30 Eastern and I'm not sure if they meant AM or PM. Either way after I get back from work today I'll need to scribble down a new 11-54 Title-card and I should be back to business as usual. I'm sorry about the delay.
>>27442059
Play instead of running. It takes less time, less effort, and is more enjoyable.
>>27439913
Haven't drawn in a long time. And have never drawn a Whispen.Sorry it sucks.
>>27442201
That means AM.
>>27442201
How'd you get banned?
>>27442201
That's a qt as fug chooser bath
Reminder
>>27443192
Good ending?
>>27443192
>tfw you will never again engage in armored warfare with small mare
>>27443192
Reminder
>>27441437
>it was a ruse
I'm upset.
>>27443260
But it's a great setting, not so much as a story.
>>27443273
Careful now anon. Someone might take offense to you liking what they don't like.
>>27442237
Thanks, anon.
>>27442059
Whenever creating an important NPC, have a basic description of thamm ready with at least one distinguishing physical feature, one behavioural quirck, and one thing they will not want the player to know at first
The threshold for an NPC being important is giving it a non-stock name
>>27442059
Don't be afraid to let your players make wrong decisions and suffer the consequences of their actions. The worst that will happen is that they will be afraid to do the wrong choices and will discuss amongst each other the better decisions. They, and thus the main character, will grow together from their past actions.
>>27443424
>The worst that will happen is that they will ragequit and bitch about you in this general as the whiny bitches they are
ftfy
>>27443424
>The worst that will happen is that they will be afraid to do the wrong choices
>>27443440
Gar is worst princess.
>>27443451
Outshined by his brother yet again
>>27443451
>>27443463
princess of naps
>>27443273
>>27443302
nice try reddit
>>27443424
>The worst that will happen is that they will be afraid to do the wrong choices and will
refrain from being the first one to post a suggestion in a dicey situation, because they don't want to be "the one who fucked it up".
>>27443477
This is much more common, confirmed.
>>27443269
It wasn't a ruse, just a minor branching of Miracle and, to a minor degree, a small style test.
As I said in there I'll QM a serious, non-Miracle related CYOA when Miracle is over if people wants me to. Hell, if there is enough demand I may even do what Dox suggested me and use that graphic style in Miracle.
>>27443466
Best princess
>>27443484
>It wasn't a ruse
>>27442302
>SOOO I decided to use a completely different artistic style, ask Doxel to post updates for me (By the way, also huge fucking thanks for his advice on making isometric Rarara, it'd be shit without him), and and another writing style altogether to /trick people into thinking this was a proper quest/.
>>27443494
Part of it hinged in people not knowing it was related to Miracle. Stylistic choice. I didn't do it for the sake of being le ebin ruseman.
Should've had "MiniCYOA" in the tittle tho, I see that now.
>>27443507
Oh, and that said, if me doing this does come off as assholish as you make it sound (I won't deny that-- there is, as a mater of fact, a dickish element to this that no stylistic justification can remove. My failure may have been in miscalculating it's scale) I could, I dunno, pause Miracle for a day or two to QM this properly, if as I said before people wants me to. I'd have to make up a plot as I go but that's a skill that QMing taught me even when I was doing small irrelevant quests back in 2013 or so.
Here, have this test Rarara I made to test the style beforehand as a form of apology. And yes it IS supposed to be creepy. Rara is dead, afte all.
>>27443543
I thought it was a pretty neat idea.
>>27443543
Contain your cyoa in a thread, it's there for a reason.
Dammit guys, you gotta bump the thread.
I was all ready to do some morning updates.
I had basically all day to run too.
>>27443543
The main problem I had with it was how short and inconclusive it was. Like we barely did anything and accomplished nothing from it. It was a neat idea, but either make it longer or make something significant happen as soon as possible, cause right now it seems kinda pointless to us players.
I want to bully mothpone
>>27443667
Tube Sand pls
>>27443629
One of the main purposes I can talk about without giving spoilers was that I wanted to give a sneak peek into Rarity's through process. If I had mentioned this was related to Miracle, people would've expected her to be as grim as everything else. And there are a few small details that I don't think people has caught that could be useful (Albeit not vital) later on.
The most glaring fact was the armored sleeper, but a few others were hinted at.
>The main problem I had with it was how short and inconclusive it was.
Can't and won't try to deny this, it did have a notorious lack of closure. I had expected the players to act differently with something, so it's length got cut unexpectedly even for me, and I should have planed for the players not doing what I expected-- I broke one of the primary QMing rules in that.
Then again, test with styles and all. At least I think I did a good Rarity.
And again:Just ask and I can run a longer version of the quest (From the moment she climbs down the hole, for example) that actually has closure to it, I'd be charmed to in fact, and I'd detest to leave my players without any sort of closure.
>>27439913
There's a lack of RITS in that memepack.
>>27443673
You don't need to change the ending of it, just please in the future make it a bit clearer what it is you're doing.
>>27443507
>I didn't do it for the sake of being le ebin ruseman.
>Purposefully doing all you can to misdirect make it separate from the actual cyoa and make players believe they're playing an entirely different unrelated quest
I have to call bullshit.
>>27443738
But anon if it would have been clearer they would have acted ooc!!!!!!!
>>27443749
The difference is in intent. If I had wanted to be le ebin ruseman, I would've had the candle start a fire and burn her alive.
The problem here is that regardless of intent, the result was the same, which is why I am willing to do something as an apology.
>>27443749
It was more a propaganda
>Hey guys did you like this not real cyoa?
>Come here to play the real one!
I'm starting to think some of you guys take cyoa far too seriously.
>>27443787
>someone does stupid shit
>y-you are taking it too seriously!!
>p-pls no bully!
Fuck off, Doxel.
>>27443790
Maybe it wasn't a great idea or maybe it just wasn't done as well as it could've been, but people over reacting. A medium is made to be explored, that's how growth is created. This medium relies on player input, so it's only natural that someone would want to play around with different ways of using that.
Hell i've thought of doing stuff like this for my cyoa, ideas much more radical.
I just think the amount of bitching being done is not proportional at all to the "offense" committed. So a mini cyoa didn't work, so what, who gives a shit? Like seriously, I don't understand how anyone can think this is an appropriate reaction.
>>27443804
Fuck off, Doxel.
>>27443790
>>27443826
S'the first time i've been called Doxel not once, but twice in a row.
Shit's hilarious.
Doxel is a myth.
>>27443804
>Contesting people's sacred right to be angry about anything on 2*2chan
How new R U?
To Ponk or not to Ponk
>>27443887
Don't.
>>27443612
>making a thread takes literally 20 seconds
>oh, my thread died, guess I can't update
>>27443891
I'm waiting on new art for a new OP image. I'll update today, but it does slow me down.
It's a personal rule that I know isn't exactly normal, but I try to have a new OP image for each thread, and I wait for two responses before writing anything.
>>27443900
That's fine. Just don't act like you're entitled to bumps
>>27443891
QMs live on carebucks
A little piece of them dies with each unbumped thread
>>27443900
If your thread keeps dying then obviously it's unreasonable
>>27443900
What would you want the title card to be?
>>27443891
>>making a thread takes literally 20 seconds
It takes 2 hours plus if you create a new OP picture.
With all those talks of a new OP image every thread I feel lazy.
>>27443925
Which is why I don't bother. There's really no point to it, especially for a text quest.
>>27443925
New OP picture every thread is totally necessary. I wouldn't play an otherwise good quest if it doesn't have a new picture every single thread. No recylcing.
>>27444027
The Best Ship, the best ship, is sailing again!
>>27443985
That's retarded
>>27444069
That's cause he wasn't serious
>>27443985
To bad that you aren't in charge of this decision. Damn these draw quest QMs that want to challenge them, and try to actually put more than half an hour of work into their updates.
Reminder to not bully QMs, their feelings are more important than you.
>>27444179
QM>Shit>Players
>>27444194
QM > QM's shit > Players > Player's shit > Player's feelings
>>27444194
>>27444217
opinions > (you)r opinions
>>27444252
>buttmad player pleb detected
>>27444179
>>27444194
>>27444217
>>27444252
(You)r opinions are shit, kiddo
>>27444217
>when the opinion is just right
>>27444258
thanks for the (you) famalamadingdong
>>27444286
Calm down Inept
>>27444259
You are right, res, sorry.
Bard Quest: New Blord : returns !
>>27444397
>Your favorite pony
>Your favorite current quest
>>27444610
Pinkie.
Three way tie between Curse, Boat, and Miracle.
>>27444610
Luna
Dirty Work
>>27444626
Same, shiro
>>27444610
Cheerilee
BoatQuest
>>27444705
Fuck you Res, not everyone who likes Luna is Noctis
>>27444610
Appuljack
Bard Quest.
What are some player responses/descisions that surprised you the most?
>>27444924
Dying.
>>27444924
>Die a virgin
War in the North returns with a new thread. Will you eat your father's meat?
>>27444941
>>27444959
>Will you eat your father's meat?
I didn't expect Fins' realm to be so magical
>>27444959
Suck his dick?
>>27444724
No, but they might as well be
>>27444949
u still mad?
>>27444924
>ignore the shiny thing
Which quest are indisputable examples of pure kinography?
>>27445537
Fuck off res
I want to cum insideYou anon no homo
>>27445464
>implying this isn't top tier
Horse.
Penis.
Horse.
Shoe.
>>27446263
pls
>>27446281
It's over. The sub crashed and whatsherface died along with all the unicorns she hated
Let's create characters for no reason
Come up with a pony couple, with their own personalities and quirks and stuff, or even the story of how they got together if you'd like. Bonus points if their personalities are compatible, and more bonus points if their relationship is consensual.
>>27446345
>Let's create characters for no reason
>>27446345
He is a pegasus who is annoyed by the fact that everyone thinks that pegasi are just dumb air heads. But he is actually not the brightest and more of a dude bro. His girlfriend is an earth pony who works as receptionist in the hospital and thinks she is doing a really important job on par with the doctors and she really dislikes Nurse Redheart, even though Redheart is a very nice mare who doesn't even know she's being disliked by the receptionist. She (the earth pony) has a female unicorn friend who uses every excuse to drink and party, because she can't deal with the fact that she's not 20 anymore.
>>27446407
>He is a pegasus who is annoyed by the fact that everyone thinks that pegasi are just dumb air heads. But he is actually not the brightest and more of a dude bro
The kind of people who is always mildly frustrated at their own illiteracy?
I was going to run a game and looked at some other quests for inspiration. How important is it to you as a player to have pictures detailing every single action the mc performs? How about only the important plot related ones? What if it's all just text? I'd like some imput before I try to draw everything out.
>>27406361
Das it mane
Resuming Miracle: Unded unicorns boogaloo.
>>27446365
>>27446427
The number of pictures is not important. My top five favorite quests are text only.
>>27446425
Sure, I haven't fleshed out any of it, I just wrote down the first things that came to mind. We can go with this wherever we like from here.
>>27446427
Everything that's longer than one paragraph needs to be split into two posts or more with one picture for each paragraph. Otherwise you can just go full pleb (text only) mode.
>>27446427
>art quest
neat
Take Two!
>>27446848
QMs are for bully
>>27446407
The female unicorn has off white hair and a bright orange coat. Her name is sherbert, she tells stallions younger than her to call her creamsicle when she's drunk, but they never do.
Tara has a stupid face.
>>27447271
We're up
>>27447285
WAKE ME UP
Overwatch has taken all the QMs away
>>27447195
I want Creamsicle quest
>>27447195
This pleases me.
Who's your CYOA waifu, Anon?
>>27448248
Basil, from Curse.
2nd place Rivet, from Boat.
3rd place Feather, from Tiny.
Honorable mention for Mirria from Miracle.
>>27448281
>Rivet
That's a funny way to spell "Silver Sextant".
Also Scrolltuck from This Fucker.
>>27448248
Sharpie
>>27448248
Lithy from Curse
>>27448343
where did it go?
>>27448248
That one pretty stallion.
>>27448508
Where all good vagoob go, vagoober heaven.
>>27448508
we'll find out some day
>>27448505
This is best Silver
>>27448681
This is going to be a thing, right? Please make this a thing.
>>27448681
I would check Tara for any suspicious extra vagoos.
>>27448681
Need to find that vajeeber
>>27444179
!Bully inept & MangoAnon
!Bully Choosie
!Bully players
>>27448980
Soonâ„¢
Hey guys, been deployed overseas for a few years. Is ASNYIP still up?
>>27449000
It's dead. OP vanished and never came back.
>>27449000
I am now aware that there is no internet overseas
>>27449000
No.
ASNYIP as been dead for a long time now.
OP posted something about mental problems or something on his twitter about a year ago, and hasn't been heard from since.
>>27449029
There's no life outside USA.
>>27449038
>hasn't been heard from since
Quit out your asshole, faggot. Here's his Tumblr, http://rasec-wizzlbang.tumblr.com
Ask him about stuff on there.
>>27449038
He probably got his nervous system removed.
>>27449047
Except Australia
>>27449067
Fuck you faggot, I didn't even know he had a tumblr.
>>27449067
>tumblrtale
No surprises.
>>27449095
So you just talked out your ass because he doesn't tweet anymore? You're a fucking imbecile.
>>27449000
>ASNYIP
Wew lad
>>27449111
Oh, lay off, you cunt. It's clear he didn't know that there was a tumblr. Ignorance is not stupidity.
>>27449130
Yeah, it is when you take your ignorance and then lie about it, you fucking dunce. Making blanket statements about mental health and never being heard from again is the kind of gay ass thing rumormonger faggots do to get a quick thrillboner. So fuck him, and fuck you.
>>27449111
Why are you so hostile over a fucking blog?
>>27449111
I wasn't talking out my ass, retard. I told him what I knew about the situation using the sources I knew existed. I didn't know he had a fucking tumblr, so I didn't know he was still posting anywhere.
Get bent faggot.
>>27449153
>>27449111
Calm down faggot
>>27449153
>lie about it
Except he didn't. I'm sure he legitimately thought that the tumblr post about his mental health was his last word to the internet.
>>27449183
Twitter*
pls guys don't be mean to each other
>>27449227
Bully bully bully
>>27449227
Ok I'll try to be nicer to my fellow anons, starting with you.
Would you please navigate yourself to the roof of the tallest building in your town, and throw yourself off? Pretty please?
>>27449258
Why anun I don't wants to die
>>27449320
Why not? I said please.
>>27449320
But you can be with your waifu in Equestria.
>>27449419
I don't have a waifu.
>>27449582
Then who's your favorite pony?
>>27449258
>>27449587
>starts with telling someone to kill themselves
>turn into so who's your favorite pony
Another victory for doxelism.
>>27449632
Honestly, being infected was the best thing that's happened to me.
Mmmhmm
>>27449659
Since it's so close to the bump limit i'm gonna see if I can't run till it archives.
>>27449587
Fav pony?
Out of mane 6 or general?
Cause of main probably purple smart
And of background it's defo bonbon/Lyra.
>>27449692
Overall.
>>27449705
Then as I said above Lyra/bon are best
>>27448681
spicy no
>>27449854
Homeless huh,doesnt he like have a job or something
>>27449854
>>27449911
I was kidding about the second line, there's very little chance i'm going to be homeless.
>>27450031
Well now you've gone and jinxed it.
Surprise eviction in 3...
2...
>>27450037
Wew, you're scaring me.
>QM question:
What kind of a Quest would you like to run after you're done with your current one?
>Player question:
Is there a type of Quest that is your guilty pleasure and what is it?
>>27450329
As a qm, a proper one
>>27450329
>What kind of a Quest would you like to run after you're done with your current one?
Not a QM but I've always wanted to run a serious-edgy, or realistic depending on your cross board habits-pony tank quest, taking inspiration from the movies beast of war, Lebanon and a couple others.
http://pastebin.com/eg7260dU
>Is there a type of Quest that is your guilty pleasure and what is it?
/k/uests. I have a serious problem.
I want to hijack a dead quest.
>>27450329
An X-Files one.
>>27450403
You could always do space.
It would be cool to play as Mellow again or even start a new story with a different MC.
>>27450329
>What kind of a Quest would you like to run after you're done with your current one?
A text one, maybe.
>>27450329
As a QM, maybe something a little more serious. Or a spin off of the current one.
>>27450403
Please hijack Curwhibbles. Our QM has been gone for ages and we don't know if he'll be back.
>>27450329
I want to run a lewd quest but I'm afraid of injecting my own shitty fetishes into the material
>>27450625
Well, it's your quest anon. So if you want to do one filled with your weird fetishes then you have the right to do that.
Then all players who share you kink will come, and you can all just enjoy your lewd quest.
It doesn't matter if it's popular as long as you guys are haveing fun.
>>27450654
I like the way you think,its important to enjoy the quest you run.
Unfortunately half the qm's want their quest to be popular so fun isn't a guarantee
Sorry about not starting tonight, I spent way too long working on a new title-card like an idiot. Everything should be up tomorrow though.
Is it just me or /mlp/ has been very active lately? It takes less than a hour to reach from page ten to one.
>>27451019
Really? Kinda slow on my end.
>>27451019
I've noticed that too. The normal slow times have had threads hitting the last pages inside an hour.
>>27450451
Seconding this
>>27451019
One hour is normal. /mlp/ just has been particularly slow until recently.
I want to cum inside Anonguard
!billy me
>>27450329
>QM
Something cute, I like cute stuff. Or the Plague Quest, I was thinking about it too. There are several things I have to do before even deciding which idea to choose, finishing current quest being only one things of many.
>Player:
Horror quests, I like some spooks from time to time.I always count for the good ending.
>>27451402
you're a dum dum anon
Has anyone tried a Quest with ponies with RTS elements? Base building, resource management.
>>27451685
yes, ficfic tried it. it failed because all he can do competently is feed his fanbase shitty porn.
>>27451713
Amen
I want to shave Choosie!
>>27451685
Yes and they all sucked
>>27451747
>All
You guys just suck making great Civilization quests. And there's not much to work with with pony.
Relevant for QM's: https://maxviking.wordpress.com/2016/05/23/being-a-better-writer-playing-out-your-puzzle-pieces
>>27451768
>Tdlr 'Don't reveal all the information and secrets'
>>27451387
Sorry, only Whispen gets his butt.
>>27450367
I would probably play it.
Resuming Miracle: Resurection bogaloo
>>27451858
>>27451863
Awesome, I love Myst.
>>27451933
Are you joking or does it really remind you of Myst?
Because if you aren't, I am flattered, even if I have yet to give any of the games a chance.
>>27451953
People who dream big created a small world and then things went to hell. We wandered in not knowing what the fuck is going on and had to figure out the rules of a universe that is vastly different than our own as we go. You're running Myst, Cam.
I promised this to an anon months ago,so i'll give it a shot if he sees this if not that's unfortunate,it was all worth trying.
>>27452123
>>27451685
There was a short one a while back that people enjoyed quite a bit. Lasted a couple days.
>>27450329
>Qm
A quest where you're the unexperienced new young ruler of a small kindom, and have to bring it to greatness. Spiced up with a few interesting elements borrowed froma light /d/ TF game
>Player
Wolvan quests, the fact that it has almost no chance of succeding whatsoever makes me want to push the thing until it actually works
>>27452132
But what is it
>>27452186
Hand and Hoof: a Coltshan adventure.
>>27452186
Archives.But it's actually a long dead coltshan's quest and i was told to go take a shot at i very long ago so then why not.
>>27450367
>You place a hoof hovering over the traverse control, over a red button with some weird scratches a circle an upside down L a circle a H and a b.
Dude what?
list attributes that make you more likely to drop a quest or not pick it up in the first place
>>27452239
edgy
>>27452239
Terrible grammar
>>27452239
MC that does bad shit without solid reasons.
I'm not a fan of 'evil just because' characters.
>>27452239
People meme on in this thread
>>27452263
List of MCs that do bad things
>Easy
>>27452270
Mango
>>27450329
>What kind of a Quest would you like to run after you're done with your current one?
Not a QM, but we need more scifi. More science pones in general, in fact. GeneQuest when?
>Is there a type of Quest that is your guilty pleasure and what is it?
None of them are guilty pleasures. I enjoy pretty much all quests and admit it freely.
>>27452239
>what makes you drop quests really fast
I have a lot of difficulty playing evil MCs. I can't even do the Dark Brotherhood questlines in TES games. Also lewd scenes with penises in them.
>>27452298
>Also lewd scenes with penises in them.
You must be highly autistic.
>>27452298Morning, Doxel.
>>27452270
Easy only does bad things to hurt Tink. She burned an entire apartment full of ponies to avoid a date with him
>>27452326
Fuck off res
>>27452326
That bitch. She'll probably try killing his 9/10 super gf he pulls when he realizes what a slut she is.
Easy's real super power is the ability to make earthquakes
>>27452270
Sharpie is a bad poner
What happened to anime school horse quest? Did Inept kill off another female QM?
>>27452451
And nothing of value was lost.
What's the pony word for inhuman?
An orphanage quest where you must try your best to win over an adoptive family. Whether it be by being the cutest poner ever, or sabotaging the competition is up to you.
>>27452516
Are you an orphan because the birthday candles burned your parents?
>>27452513
Inequine?
>>27452513
inequine
>>27452528
>>27452530
Ah, nice, thanks
>>27452528
>>27452530
equine is the equivalent to "human" (adj.), not "humane". There should be a differentiation. Maybe "inequinely"?
>>27452846
Equine is equivalent to Human.
The word is inhuman, not inhumane.
Inequine works just fine.
>>27452846
But they didn't ask for inhumane.
>>27452862
>>27452865
Whoops, you're right. Inequine works perfectly fine then. My brain's autocorrect made it "inhumane" when I was reading it.
Did you actually go through and make that CYOA you wanted?
Be honest.
>>27453127
No..i actually didn't
>>27453127
Nope. I have all the characters down and story notes written for several; having the time and forcing the will to start them is another story.
>>27453127
yes
>>27453127
I'm only now considering it, it definitely won't be happening for a while at least. I'm surprisingly motivated by the idea though.
>>27453127
Yep. It was a fanfic idea at first.
What's your unfinished cyoa idea about?
>>27453127
The only thing I've ever wanted was peace.
>>27453446
Demonology in a tundra town.
>>27453446
Basically you play as Steve Irwin horse.
>>27452132You fucking madman. On my way to play.Also, were you the anon that agreed to start a quest last month?
>>27453469
>>27453482
I would enthusiastically play both of theseI'm not Doxel
>>27453127
I didn't...I'll try again soon.
>>27453482
I like the sound of it.
>>27453127No.I still don't believe I could hold to a schedule, or produce content that isn't pure shit.Additionally, I don't think I'd get many people with an evil MC, where being a shitty pony is the point of the quest.
>>27449343
Is this a cyoa? It kind of looks like it is, or can be.
>>27453587
Sure you could. You just need to give the MC believable motivation. No one's a dick just because.
>>27453587
I'd play it, I don't get why people get so uptight about playing a bad mc.
>>27446407
>>27447195
>>27447400
>>27447514
This made me consider trying to run Creamsicle Quest, but successfully pulling off midlife crisis the quest is a little too hard for a first time cyoa.
>>27453587
People play Super, DW, and Vamp. I don't see what the problem is.
lol Angel Wings a barren bitch
>Four hours
Just finished the first thread of WitN
I've got the feeling that there's a possibility we're playing the bad guys without knowing
>>27450585
Would it even be possible for anyone to take over? Pyrefly puts a lot of thought into what he writes. Almost too much. Like that part where Emery went to Amara during night and journed through a dark forest, and found out she was being followed by something on her way over to Amara's place. Gave me shivers.
I wonder how Curwhibbles would be like if someone else took over.
>>27453681
Alive.
It would be alive.
>>27453587
>>27453603
This. Without some motivation do wrong, playing it would feel wonky unless the quest was very comedic.
>>27453494Aye,that would be me.
That comment would be interessting if you actually put the full name of the quest
>>27453737Well fuck me, I'm lagging. Got caught up writing something, but I'll keep to my word. Kudos for now anon.
>>27453821I'm the one you were playing quest with aren't i?
>>27453127
No. I've decided to make it a shitty comic instead but it's most likely not going to happen either.
>>27453828
Ya.
Bard Quest: Surprise Blord attack: returns!
>>27453989
>>27453446
You're an archeologist trying to escape an archeological complex after an earthquake collapses large portions of it. Competing with graverobbers looking to pillage the site for themselves, your own one-time colleagues desperate to escape by any means, and something more ancient then Equestria itself hunting indiscriminately.
You'd be able to recruit allies to your side. For some examples:
>Raider medic good at patching ponies up with little to work with
>Former colleague who can translate the ruins' carvings
>Hired guard who will work for whoever pays the best
>A filly's voice, who can seemingly perform miracles for you but leaves you with a nervous feeling
>>27453446
gyoot lil bonies
>>27453649
Shut your mouth about big waifu
>>27454124
>can't have kids
>waifu
Come on now
>>27454133
Sounds perfect to me. Kids are little shits.
>We bitch and we fight
>diss each other on sight
but this thing we do...
These times together
rain or shine or stormy weather
>this thing we do...
With world-weary grace
we've taken our places
we could curse it or nurse it and give it a name.
Or stay home by the fire
felled by desire, stoking the flame.
>But we're here for the ride...
It's louder than words
this thing that we do
>louder than words
it way it unfurls.
>>27454133
Her ass is sufficiently large enough to make up for any minor flaws
Which quest has the worst setting?
Which one has the most creative one?
>>27454303
>inb4 anything by nips as worst
>>27454303
>Worst
Everyone else's
>Best
Mine
War in the North continues:
>>27454263
>>27454303
>Custos Luna.jpg
>>27450031
You cheeky bastard, how dare you worry me like that.You shall be punished.
>>27453596
Looks like a greentext. What about it looks like a cyoa?
>>27454404
W-what're you gonna do to him anon?
>>27454303
I think School Daze or Sorcery had pretty much the worst settings
Sorcery kind of had potential, but the high school thing and the characters we had so far, there was just too many ways it could go wrong, and not even in an interesting way
I'd say Bird Quest or that one quest by Neuro with the infamous 4-legged seapony, but they never really went anywhere and could potentially have been fun/cute
I kind of want to mention Semantic Error because I dislike how grim it looks, but that would be unfair because it's subjective, and it's still a lot better than the ones I mentioned before.
>>27453446
#1 - You play as Maud Pie. You wake up, Boulder is missing, turns out Pinkie borrowed him for a special party. Trixieshe's working the rock farm again because little show income at the timeand yourself (and Limestone and/or Marble if players choose it) go to Ponyville to attend said party. Have to wait until later, Slice of Life in Ponyville for a while and then other things happen. Setting is before Hearthbreakers.
#2 You play as a pony waking up in a hospital. Kind of hard to describe this without m-muh spoilers, but basically, you have amnesia and your body is freaking out as you change species (Pegasus/Earth/Unicorn) randomly. You find out some potential contacts that should know who you are, seek them out, stuff happens, go to Princess(es) to try and figure out stuff and get sucked into bigger conflicts.
#3 Madhouse quest. I posted a little about this before in a thread a while ago, but basically you're a pony and you have a 'problem' but you don't think you do. You get sent to a mental institution to get worked on, make friends with other patients, decide if you want to figure out why you are how you are or keep going on the ride as it is and escape said institution. Kind of SoL, albeit things have the potential to get a little dark.
>>27454427
These next few are far less developed, but might do something with one dayAnything's possible, after all.
#4 Wild West-themed quest. You're a pegasus hired by a hay ranch for capturing the rare clouds old timey Cloudsdale sends out towards Dodge Junction (being early in Equestria's beginnings, ponies are spread pretty far and producing enough weather for the outreaches can be difficult). Various Western activity goes on; robberies, gambling, gunplay, pony saloon/dance hall, farm-saving, etc. It sounds very Wild West but with ponies, I know, but I'd do my best to make it less that and more a really MLP Wild West (albeit gritty compared to the show).
#5 Misfit quest. You are running through Everfree Forest with something (some things) chasing you; somehow you get knocked out and rescued or escape. You wake up in a village full of weirdoes deep in the EverfreeMoth ponies, bat ponies, Minotaur lady with an udder, Changeling, Bird pony, others - was even considering human but don't know if 'I could do it well' as I'd like.. You get assigned a job, SoL it for a little, then a plane pony shows up (not like a modern one; think crudely made automaton with biplane-like wings/propellers) and things start getting weirder/going downhill from there in the outcast colony.
#6 You are Trixie's assistant and are travelling along with her. You're heading toward a new city to put on a show, everything seems fine at first, but then spoopiness goes down. You have to figure things out before this is hers and your last showing ever!
There are a couple of others, but one I might actually try running soon, so we'll get to that eventually as I pound through the experimental selection part of it.
>>27452459
Inept pls you can't keep doing this
>>27454421
A funishment of sorts. More ishment than fun. But just enough fun to make it fun.
>>27454434
>#5
Please yes
I-is the dolphin guy okay?
>>27454427
>>27454434
Play one, five, and six. Pass on the rest.
What about a quest where,you are one of several potential heirs to a great family fortune and you go around finding ways to ensure you maintain your claim to the family inheritance over your many brothers and sisters via any method you see fit. The only catch being that some of your siblings are also trying to do the same to you.
>>27454937
Sounds stupid.
>>27454937
I feel like I've heard this one before...
>>27454937
I like it, but only if it's full of old timey murder most foul.
>>27454980
Yes, and incest. We must keep the bloodline pure.
>>27454327
I'd say SS has a great setting in my opinion. Nips just needs to focus on characters/substance as much as he does the world he's made.
>>27454937
I'd run itif I had time for two quests.
>>27426223
Super's up.
>>27455017
Ponies don't have souls... But they do have something that, looks like a soul, smells like a soul, tastes like a soul and functions identical to a soul... but isn't a soul ,only humans can have those.
Should I finish Stalingrad one day, or let it go?
>>27455180
What do you mean?
>>27455047
Tinker has a tiny winker
>Hey Anon, whatcha eating there?
>>27455823
mango sorbet with bluebeerries
>>27455823
Your mom.
Want a taste? She said she doesn't mind. She's already tasted you while you were sleeping before.
>>27455823
feels
>>27455823
Scrambled eggs with mayonnaise and butter.
>>27455823
Triscuits.
>>27455993
Sub Quest is running.
>>27456001
>using the old sub plan
What happened to our party hall?
>>27456001
Where are the periscopes?
>>27455605
Tink is well endowed
>>27456323
If that was true he'd have ahotmarefriend by now.
Shenanigans at the fruit bar returns
>>27456358
He will. He's going to steal her off Easy.
>>27456404
As soon as I remember to link of course
27406361
>>27456417
Keep trying
>>27456417
This isn't my finest moment
>>27406361
>>27456404
>>27456417
hahahaha neeerd
>>27456429
I'm imagining Hype doing that and it makes it even funnier.
>>27427733
Stuck is up: I forgot to post it here yesterday edition
Are there any choices you're glad weren't chosen?
>mfw imaging Easy's other color scheme
>>27457248
>Sorry guys, we are playing a tomboy and not an actual faggot
Best QM.
>>27457248
what was it?
>>27457248
What, you don't like THIS?
>>27457290
>>27457490
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
>>27457604
That is a dark gray pony with a sad look on his facing wearing a tie.
>>27457604
THICC HYPE
>>27457604
Is something wrong?
>>27457624
This.
>>27457672
I wouldn't say he's "thicc" it's just the angle of his flanks more than anything.
>>27457490
You can just picture his wife being off screen glaring at him
>>27457767
>Is something wrong?
YES
THAT PONER IS SAD
WHY IS THE PONER SAD
>>27457490
Any old hack can put pictures on a fridge. I'm going to start putting fanart in a real position of exemplary recognition, like the freezer
>>27457793
Exactly.Would you guys like to see thicc Hype? That might be kinda amusing.
>>27457798
>>27457812
That's actually pretty much what I was thinking for reasons why he was sad looking. Or she's yelling at him, or he's just a bit overwhelmed with things. There is potentially quite a few reasons why he could be less than happy.
>>27457829
Good idea, that'll preserve em better~
players are so stupid lmao
>>27458096
Rule 1 of CYOA: Players are dumb and won't get it even it you feel like you're slapping them in the face with the answer.
Rule 2 of CYOA: Players are crazy intelligent and won't let even the tiniest detail pass them by.
>>27458096
QMs are unreliable bags of dicks. They spend all their time, forcing their cocks down your throat, and then just when you think you're getting used to it, when you assume you might eventually enjoy the suffering, they leave.
>>27458110
So the only winning move is not to play.
>>27458117
That's a terrible analogy to use cause I would like a cock down my throat.
>>27458096
goes for QMs as well
I mean we can't forget about CC right
>>27458133
No one will ever forget about CC
>>27458133
What was that quest again? Cutie Capturer? Carnal Clash? Cunt Catcher?
>>27458200
something about anime and train tracks
>>27458200
It's called DLC quest, you gotta pay $50 for that second part or $59.99 if you want the Premium
>>27458268
Can I pay $120 for an exclusive figure?
>>27458268
I'll pay 10.00$
>>27457829
Don't be so modest, Res. We all know you're not just ANY hack.
>>27458495
Don't be jealous Inept, I'm sure with a few more years of practice you'll be able to get all your threads to 500 too.
:^)
>>27457829
>>27458495
QM fight when?
!boop
>>27458545
No fuck off
>>27458495
so tsun
>>27458535
>res
>hitting grills
>>27458516
pandering to the lowest common denominator is a good way to become popular.
:^)
>>27458761
Dank smiley
>>27458767
thanks.
I have the whole set.
>>27453446
I have two, and I've mentioned them before.
#1: First contact between space faring humans and ponies. The beginning will have survival elements. Lots of Scifi tropes. Language and culture barriers. Story twists and space opera bullshit. Possible perspective shifts?
#2: Play as a pony who put her career ahead of her friendships to be an archeologist. Her work leads her to danger and horror, and she has to confront the bitterness and regret in herself to succeed.
>>27458817
c-can I see them?
>>27458831
#1 sounds like a hell of a lot of fun. #2 sounds too intrspectivity.
Oh in case I didn't mention, Spicy's just gonna take a couple days before the next thread. In case I do not return contact the Canadian Occult Society and tell them "The peacock lost it's feather", they'll know what it means.
>>27458854
I bet if I say "your biggest fag's gone" they'll know too.
>>27458866
Well, I mean,sure I guess that'd work too if you wanna take all the fun out of it.
>>27458839_______no.
>>27458933
ANON PLEASE I NEED DANK MAY MAYS TO LIVE
>>27453446
Sort of sci-fi, sort of survival.
You, whatever you are, have crash landed on a planet. Whether you were shot down in a space battle, or simply a malfunction caused you to crash, it doesn't matter too much.
What does matter is that you are stranded, and most of your equipment is damaged. You have no current way off the planet.
But lo and behold, the inhabitants of said planet are cute colorful horse creatures.
There might be enough juice in the old nano-machines to take on the form of one, blend in, make friends or whatever else.
All you have left is your technology, and whether you want to use it to enslave or befriend or whatever else is up to you. You can choose to survive and make a life or maybe get the ponies help to build a new ship.
I imagine it would be sort of survival/slice of life depending on which choices were made and how the players chose to interact.But re-reading this, it sounds pretty autistic, so it'll likely never get made.
>>27453446
zodiac ponies. might take a little while longer, but I'm planning on running it.
Question for QMs
Are you guilty of bumping your own quest thread.
>>27459427
you have no fucking idea how many bumps were mine.
very guilty of it
>>27459147
neat
>>27451849
Thanks senpai. Have a t-54
>>27452209
Oгoнь
Russian word for 'Fire'
I have a bunch of service manuals of different soviet tanks, which is what i would probably use to run a quest if i did.
HE'S ACTUALLY DOING IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>27452123The good one starts at >>27459709
>101 UIDs
THE WON-STOPPABLE, WON-DESTRUCTIBLE, WONDERFUL 100 QUEST WHEN
>inb4 when yoUNITE HAND!
>>27458854
>that carton
>>27459736
Hasn't Inept said once or twice that she's planning something 101 themed for her tenth CYOA?
>>27459736
I think a third to half of the people here have dynamic IPs and the thread has been up for more than two days now. Still not a bad number.
>>27460065
>tfw have static IP
>>27460174
I feel you, bro.
>>27459464
I mean, as a previous GS player I would prefer something similar. Don't just shoehorn tanks and russian into a pony setting. Do as Panzermane did and give it backstory and a reason, have it fit in the world around it. As always how good the characters are is going to be very important. I'm not a fan of dark n edgy but I'll take whatever tanks I can get.
Have a Treads.
Horsey McGee a pure maiden
>>27459143
I disagree with some of these.
You don't need a twitter because this thread exists, chargen is pretty regularly the most popular part of any quest we run, and in my experience, players are pretty good at naming things/writing backstory on their own.
Other than that, it's pretty similar to the advice that's been parroted here time and time again.
>>27460558
I suppose that post comes from /qst/? They do things differently there. For example, having a Twitter is almost mandatory to notify your players, and chargen is frowned upon due to its divisive nature. We do a fair few things better, I'd say.
>>27460558
That's from /qst/, so the twitter thing is more relevant given they don't have the freedom we do here.
Other than that though it seems pretty on point.
>>27459143
>don't add chargen
>don't let your players name anyone
>set up a twitter
>>27460668
Hey, remember that awesomely named airship?
>>27460671
>Horsey
>spice chef
>>27460671
Sorry if I don't believe one bad apple spoils the bunch, hombre.
>>27460686
Considering it killed both a quest and all the hype at the time for airships he has a point.
If Innkeeper had had more control over the beginnings it might have survived and continued.
>>2746070
I think that falls more under don't listen to shitposting than don't let your players name things.
Also another piece of advice: If you fuck up, power through it. Don't let bad feelings simmer.
>>27460720
Meant for >>27460703
>>27460720
But bad ideas aren't shitposting, and shooting them down as a QM is a good way to get shit on in a hurry.
And as for fuck ups, if players just present something poor and you don't see a good way to work with it then powering through is going to lead to a mediocre cyoa.
>>27460734
>Let's make a flamboyantly gay griffon whose main character trait is that he's a faggot.
>Also the airship is pink.
Yeah no, I'd shoot that down, and I wouldn't have judged Innkeep for doing so.
The second one isn't even close to what I brought up. I'm talking about QM fuckups, not poor choices by players.
>>27460749
>Let's make a flamboyantly gay griffon whose main character trait is that he's a faggot.
That was never the case. His sexuality wasn't even decided and he was FAR from being flamboyant. He wasn't even "fabulous".
And I think the players decided to make the airship pink.
>>27460749
>I wouldn't have judged Innkeep for doing so.
Well of course you wouldn't, it wasn't your idea. That's kinda obvious logic there.
>I'm talking about QM fuckups
You should have made that clear, considering we were talking about chargen and naming.
>>27460749
>lets make garrus the griffon
>heheh calibrations
Much worse than your example
>>27460769
>That was never the case. His sexuality wasn't even decided and he was FAR from being flamboyant. He wasn't even "fabulous".
That was the character players made.
>>27460863
Players were split about his sexuality and so the qm postponed that decision. And what's your definition of "flamboyant"?
Please show me where he ever acted flamboyantly. With citations.
>>27460883
>talking to butthurt garrusfags
Their idea of character creation was to lift something wholesale on the basis of a joke, why do you expect this opinion to be any more justified?
Here's the archive link to the Airship quest btw, so please feel free to point out flamboyant behavior:
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/26123740
>>27460904
>How not to start a CYOA-thread.
Resuming Miracle: Meetings boogaloo.
>>27460907
>>27461009
Morning updates.
>>27461034
Mango's a pretty girl
>>27460769
>>27460852
>those suggestions
I'm glad Innkeep shoot the entire thing down.
How would a pony Portal quest work?
>>27461399
>you have poner.
>you have portal.
>profit??!A shit
New thread >>27461508