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607- Newbie Dash
Written by Dave Rapp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHx3ZMQjYDw
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
They've been proud of her every step of the way, and now that Rainbow Dash is a full-fledged Wonderbolt, her friends will continue to support her however they can. They'll get to hear a lot more about the life now, too - it's a unique perspective into a world most of them aren't as likely to be themselves. What's the next step for Dash now? Even dialing her enthusiasm back, she's still probably eager to leave her mark on the organization's history. Maybe she can ask her teammates what their own goals are?
Fire Streak seems to have decided teaching was his passion. What if she interviewed him?
>>27300881
Previous thread.
>filly
>Maybe I can be the first filly today!
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
New episodes promo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZohLGP2fl4
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail:Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 - Saddle Row & Rec:When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity discover a father and daughter struggling to keep their family restaurant open, which is cause tension in their relationship.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Youtube link doesn't work anymore.
Friendship is Magic #42 should be out this Wednesday (May 11)!
>>27304734
Who's that handsome horse
>>27304755
probably this one
The most beautiful pony.
Pony is listening to Dr. Octagon
>someone sent this to faust without knowing she miscarried
jesus christ that's a fucking kick in the ribs
>>27304767
Pony should listen to Delpone 3030 instead
Faggots
>>27304715
>What's the next step for Dash now?
Taking over Spitfire's position as the leader of the Wonderbolts.
>>27304800
what will spitfire do
Filly wants to watch over the garden wall with you and hold her close when there are scary parts.
>>27304818
Soarin
Man, sure is stuffy in here. I'll just open this window...
Pony wants more action in her life.
>>27304846
Fire a few rounds in the air and then give pony the gun.
>>27304845
ANON NO
Pony is dead and it's your fault.
>people actually think Dash is a bad character
>>27304887
Let them wallow in their inferior taste
>>27304887
More like one assblasted dash hater samefagging the hell out of every thread thinks she's a bad character.
>>27304912
If that's true then he must be really dedicated because since yesterday every time I visit /mlp/ there are at least a few dash hate threads
>>27304887
She's as wonderful as Rarity
>>27304598Her waifu.
>>27304952
what a pedo
>>27304959
This is too cute
>>27304956
At least it wasn't Celestia
>>27304959
Is it still a waifu when she actually lets you hug her and reciprocates the feelings?
>>27304975
Yeah, it's pretty easy to shove Dash back outside and close the window.
>>27304959
fucking lesbos shitting everything up
>>27304969
Maybe she just really likes fillies.
>>27304969
>A filly! I'll steal it. No one will ever know!
Rainbow Dash wants to sell you a filly.
Rainbow dash is a filly fiddler
>>27305020
Does she sell in bulk?
>>27305020
I hope it's this filly. She will never give up on you.
Be careful if you party with ponies. If you black out or go to sleep, they will write mean things on your body in black marker such as "SLUT" and "PUSSY GOES HERE" and "RIDE ME".
>>27305053
Why are fillies so uplifting?
>>27305074
That filly's got a gun!
>>27305071
>implying I'm a lightweight
If anything I'd be the one writing things
Likeboop slut
>>27305071
I think the bigger problem is ponies passing out before Anon.That guy's ponies are adorable.
>>27305093
FILLY'S GOT A GUN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN31J8s_OzQ
>>27304721
>>27304723
>>27304788
Builds more walls
Newbie Dash is a good episode.
>>27305122
>>27305132
Horses' livers are actually very good at metabolizing alcohol and a healthy, strong horse is almost impossible to get drunk without giving it a drink that would outright kill a man.
>Altius volantis! Soaring higher!
Huh. So it was real Latin.
Did anyone come up with a cute horse pun for Latin yet?
Cantin?
>>27305144
I meant that more in the sense of what Anon will do to them if they pass out.
>>27305144
That's because their livers are fucking massive in comparison to ours.
>>27304985
>>27305144
Plus horses are huge, mass-wise.
Hence why you let them drink out of a bucket.
I'd let Celestia drink out of a very fancy bucket while I sip my gin and tonic.
>>27305136
holy lel
>>27305147
>it's actual Latin
What a bunch of nerds. No idea for a good horsepun though
Please don't tackle or tase the fillies.
>>27305167
>not drinking your gin and tonic out of a bucket too
are you some kinda weenie?
>>27305194
blame to yeh
>>27305172
>Latin
>The language of people who obsessed over Greeks.
>Pegasi are !Greeks.
Who were the Equestrian Romans?
>>27305226
Unicorns ruled it, earth ponies were the grunts in the army.
>>27305226
The crystal ponies
Celestia stocks only the finest bucket and barrel-based drinks.
>>27304887
The funny thing is, outside this board, a lot of people still really like her.
>>27305226
They were more Spartan then Greeks.
Technically yeah Spartans were also greeks but they were incredibly different from the rest of the Greeks in almost every important aspect.
>>27305250
Is Celestia trying to hide her stash from me?
>>27305266
They still spoke Greek and Romans still obsessed about them and their military.
CONFOUND THOSE WONDERBOLTS
THEY DRIVE ME TO DRINK
>>27305198
I'm a disgusting light weight despite drinking for 6 years. I get lapped by my 63 year old grandma friend.
>>27304986>Straight
>pegasus.
Pick one
>>27305288
Were they really obsessed?
I thought the romans were more "Hey they have some good ideas for stuff, lets take them, rename them and use them.", a thing that helped them easily integrate a lot of the people they conquered. And admittedly the Greeks had a lot of good ideas.
Their entire goddamn pantheon was constantly expanded to include the gods of who they conquered.
Someday our society will be forgotten, just like the civilizations of old.
>>27305314
lewd
>>27305330
at least we'll still have ponies
Letting your pony drink may result in them acquiring a taste for late 90's pop rock.
Be advised it IS bad taste to like Dave Matthews Band or Third Eye Blind in the current year.
>>27305330
Thank God. It's embarrassing as fuck.
>>27304959
Aww, that's so sweet.
Dash a shit
>>27305343
In what sense?
Celebrity worship and gender disparity issues were themes that were touched in the past, it's just a cycle. Non issues seem to take the spotlight when societies reach their plateau.
>>27305304
You're saying as if there was anyone in this thread who'd be capable of out-drinking a proper babushka in her 60s.
>>27305316
Anon, they literally viewed their own language as trash and anyone who could spoke Greek instead.
Heck, speaking Latin would get you nowhere in Rome outside maybe being able to read signs.
Also there's all that copy-pasted art and expanding of centuries old stories solely to include them (like expanding the whole Troy myth to link it with Rome's founding), taking their philosophy as the word of God,...
>>27305314
>implying he stands a chance against ra^3
>>27305364
Embarrassing in the 90's "oh god, did we really dress and wear our hair that way?". I'm just thinking ahead.
Maybe it's just my own personal embarrassment bleeding into how I see our society.
>Someday everyone who knew everyone who knew you will be long dead and no one will know how much of a loser you were
In the mean time there's always ponies, alcohol and nerd stuff in general.
>>27305379
>ra^3
What if ra^6?
>>27305379
>ra^3
>raaa
>>27304570
Pony and I were supposed to go to Bangkok
>>27305391
(ra)^3
>>27305400
(ra)^3 = r^3a^3 = rrraaa
>>27305381
I really feel like I need to drive over and keep slapping Nobby till he resumes the Necro quest
>>27305379
do you like
want other people to fuck you waifu or something
THE STATE OF EQUESTRIA
HAS ASKED US TO
DISCLOSE OUR BOOPING CRIMES TO YOU
WE WERE BAD
BUT NOW WE'RE GOOD
WE'RE MOVING INTO YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD
I LOVE LEINBOW DASHU
>>27305414
>rararafags are cucks
and water is wet
>>27305409
Which is rarara due to the commutative property of multiplication
>>27305414
Rarity isn't my waifu.
>>27305376
>>Anon, they literally viewed their own language as trash and anyone who could spoke Greek instead.
What the fuck nigger?
They literally considered anyone who didn't speak Latin as barbarians. If you didn't speak Latin you were human trash. Latin was considered by many the most important thing in the roman culture.
Yes, around 150 Greek started gaining more popularity and the elite studied, reaching eventually a point where it was considered equal to Latin in importance, but that was only temporary and eventually the popularity of it declined.
If you didn't speak Latin you were not considered a true roman.
>>27305417
>BEST
>DAY
>EVER
How many best day evers did she have so far?
>>27305447
Everyday is the best day ever when you're Rainbow Dash
>>27305454
>you never get good days
>because Dash is hording them all
>>27305433
Sure, but it is a lot of other things as well.
To properly get rarara, you should have described an operation under which the only possible outcome of (ra)^3 was indeed your desired name.
>>27305454
This is great and I hope the writers use this on a scriot someday
>>27305453
Are the ponies in the carriage prisoners?
>>27305479
ra+ra+ra=3ra/3=ra/1*3/1=3ra/1=rarara
>>27305521
NOI
>>27305523
She's a very wonderful pony
>>27305479
What, like det(r a 0 / 0 a r / a 0 r) with r and a being matrices themselves?
>>27305536
SHE'S A VERY DASHIE GIRL
DON'T TAKE HER TO MAMA
>>27305521
>"swoop" instead of "kaching!"
you touch my rarara
>>27305571
I would read this horsemanga
>>27305527
They are food supplies.
Do you think rich unicorns would kidnap earth pony peasants, tie them somewhere outside and make them grow a personal garden for them?
>>27305571
Trixie needs to calm the fuck down holy shit
>>27305617
Trixie is so excited to see you!
>Mane 6 save the world numerous times.
>sombra, discord, nightmare moon, tirek
>still get no respect
I could understand ponies not knowing about the first three. But by fuck everyone knew about Tirek, he literally stole all the magic from all the ponies. And still they get treated like no name background ponies by other ponies, the wonderbolts laughing at Dash and those fuckers in manehatten. This bugs me.
odds - succumb to the pain
evens - fight through it. do the thing.
>>27305672
I hope you're okay
What did you give your momma today?
Being nice to Rainbow Dash
>>27305679
A call
Pone does not want to be compact.
>>27305672
>evens
>>27305679
a card and a bottle of wine
>>27305679
nothing
>>27305677i'm just being a big baby. I'm not feeling well, but I've got stuff to do, so I shouldn't let it stop me.
>>27305693
good. pone should be big.
>>27305693
>>27305706
>pone should be big
ye.
>>27305722
>giantess pone waifu
>cuddling you because you're the little spoon
>trying to have sex with you
yes yes this is good
So given that Twilight has undergone some minor physical transformations since bewcoming a princess, do you think that she'll become more like Cadance in future series or will she stay the same?
>>27305613
>>27305656
But right in the last episode Dash did get respect for this. DYEWTS?
>>27305758
Yes she will. So you can buy one more recolor of the same mold!
>>27305758
Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>27305691
>>27305702
>>27305787
My mom lives across the country and I'm too poor to send a present
>>27305479
Okay.
>>27305735I think I'd settle for a really big kiss
>>27305835that would be adorable
>>27305813
>kind of want this one because it's cute
>but it costs an insane amount because I would have to ship it in
dude what
All the fillies deserve to be loved.
>>27305883
suh dude
>>27305818
That's the spirit!
Screw calculating determinants of matrice matrices...
Did you praise your mother today, MLPG?
>>27305893
Except Twist
>>27305919
oh look it's a meme
>>27305672
Be well
I believe in you
>>27305924
But Celestia is my waifu.
Celebrate mother's day by making a family.
I feel like drawing a princess pone.
Suggestions?
>>27305966
Luna yawning at the sunrise.
>>27305962
>you will never make family fun with your waifu
Why even live
>>27305979
why am i even alive
>>27305966
Princessfilly
>>27305966
Cadence getting some Mother's Day attention from Shining.
>>27304887
>it's a dashfag episode
>>27305966
Princess Celestia enjoying a day at the beach in a pone bikini.
They know
Name this pony, MLPG.
>>27306021
notSurprise
>>27306021
Slutty McFuckbang
>>27306021
Her name is Surprise
>>27305962
her mane is loads of fun to draw
>>27305979
>>27305986
>Hormonal, needy, grounded Pregnant Pegasus Ponies
I need it
>>27305966
Celestia stealing Twilight's silverware
>>27306045
I wouldn't be able to take it.
>>27306021
Speedy Fastfly
>"So I heard you like to get mares pregnant, anon"
>>27306035
Goddammit, Starlight.
>>27306077
I am a virgin.
>>27306077
WHO TOLD YOU THIS
I BET IT WAS APPLEJACK THAT FILTHY BREEDER
>>27306077
No, that's the other anon. I like butt stuff.
Alright
What the fuck did I just watch
>>27306021
surprise
Ponies are very powerful beings.
>>27306152
That picture
Ouch
>>27306185
>Bowling mare and a bowling pin
Why is the thought of this so hot.
Why am I reminded of that Nezumi comic about that sexy demon horse that got a baseball stuck up her butt by a cute shota?
>>27306079
I never saw the version with text before
That sounds pretty silly
that's enough trying for one day
time to scribble some junk until I can sleep
>Vinyl listens to the new Radiohead
>it fucks her shit up
>>27306272
That looks like a pretty good try though
>>27306272
good beb sweet goat
>>27306272
I hope you have fun scribbling and a good sleep
THANKS FOR THE LUNA GOOFUS
>>27306274
>not the new future of the left album
>>27306290
that's the scribble
this is what I was working on
>>27306291
>>27306297I can't sleep yet, it's only 4pm
>>27306274
Burn the witch
>>27306309
Is that a sombrero cutie mark
>>27306309
THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO SCRIBBLE UNTIL YOUR SOUL BURNS
Don't burn the ponies.
>>27306309
>Hawaii shirt
This is so fucking great.
>>27306309
Sombra seems like a hip guy.
I bet he walks around the mall in shades and his favorite hawaiian shirt trying to pick up mares
>>27306322
yes
we won't be seeing it in the final thing due to the crystals though
>>27306333
hawaiian shirt AND aviator shades
with those rockin' sideburns he has, this outfit fits him way too well
>>27306326
Can pony pour hot wax on my body?
>>27306347
no, but pony can pour warm oil on your back in preparation for the massage
>>27306309
>>27306361
Can it be this pony?
I bet he gives great massages.
would you
https://derpiboo.ru/1147171
Tip: fillies can be used as natural bed heaters.
>>27306380
>not posting the colored version
And Anon's say /mlp/ is degenerate
>>>/an/2116841
>>>/an/2116842
>>>/an/2116844
>>27306380
>trusting an alicorn or unicorn at a game of cards
Serves them right.
I don't understand. Who the fuck thought Newbie Dash was a good idea.
I dunno why I like her so much, I just do.
>>27306380
the one on the lower right has problems breathingthat pic is great tho
>When will you return me to normal, Anon?
>>27306486
You made me like her with all your cute art of her
>>27306410
I want a documentary series with Anon traveling around the world, sticking his dick in everything he can find.
>>27306486
She's very mayoral
And cute
>>27306486
Must there be a reason? She seems like a perfectly personable horse
>meanwhile, at horsechan...
>>27306391
Would I motorboat those ass-cheeks?
Yes. yes I would.
What was Wind Rider's nickname?
So the Wonderbolts acknowledge Rainbow Dash's accomplishments, but they were obligated to act professionally about her entry?
I want to boop this angry pony's snootle
>>27306574
Spitfire has very beautiful and girly eyelashes
Spitfire's nickname was 2lewd4tv.
>>27306547
pinkie why do you like shimmer so much
>>27306644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMzmvbhwFTw
>>27306595
Her everything is beautiful
>>27306680
Is there a rule that every wonderbolt has to be super hot?
>>27306567
Probably something like that. I mean, can you imagine the clusterfuck it would have led to if they told Dash right away how impressed they are by her performance?
>>27306698
Well they're athletes who are in peak physical form, so I don't see why they wouldn't be.
>>27306698
Kinda. You need to be able to fly fast and in formation, so muscular, not a cripple, not a retard. Can have a fugly face though.
>>27305786
Where does that post imply she does?
>>27306524
Is this suppoosed to be a HFY written from the perspective of ponies?
>>27306721
She chokes on Fluttershy's squirt.
Scootaloo's never going to be a Wonderbolt is she
>>27306772
Her talent is being a crusader, so she's fucked up for life in that regard.
This is probably it from me tonight.I'm glad I decided to draw tonight, it made me feel better.
>>27306786
Aw yee what a great pony
If you were a pony, what would your special talent be?
>>27306807nothing
>>27306786
what a menacing princess
>>27306813
seriously the animation looks so different when she's hiding in her mane like that
>>27306807
humans don't have special talents
>>27306813
PRINCESS
CHUBBYCHEEKS
>>27306807
ponying
>>27306826
>seriously the animation looks so different when she's hiding in her mane like that
I love the way her mane swooshes back when she darts forward
>>27306807
Probablydrawing portraits. I seem to be pretty good at that.
>>27306807
Horsedongs
>>27306807
If I knew the answer to that a lot of my problems would disappear immediately.I am very good at remembering tons of data short term though.
>>27306807
probably something with making friends
or making other people smile
something like that
>>27306874
hahahaha eat shit Celestia
Filly reminds you to keep up with your active practice. You only need 10 thousand hours of it to master your work.
>>27306874
LOOK AT HER WHOLE BODY LINE UP FOR THAT SHOT
SHE'S SO SLINKY
>>27306807
washing dishes
>>27306929
That's more than a year of nothing but work. Why does filly hate me so much?
>Mur will never sign your dick
>>27306932
>LOOK AT HER WHOLE BODY LINE UP FOR THAT SHOT
>has to clench her ass cheeks hard to make that shot work
>>27306939
Becauseit's worth it and she wants to see you happy.
Dash is a very talented actress
>>27306980
Yeah. She can blow up a building and still act innocent
>>27306980
that she is, which impersonation did you like the most?
>>27306980
How did you like the episode?
>>27306988
christ
>>27306996
Raradash, Twidash and Pankadash were the ones I enjoyed the most for sure
the entire scene was pretty amusing
>>27307000
it was pony/10
Dash was cute
>>27306980
Dash with glasses was too fucking cute
>>27306980
Dash is very fastand also kinda slow
>>27306813
the nightmare moon in that timeline was nyx
>>27307035
she can be slow when she needs to
It's the Duality of Dash
>>27307028
yes, I agree
her body language during all those scenes were adorable too
>>27307098
Whoa there!
What is it about fillies?
>>27306243
what comic
>>27307267
They're comprised of pure Fillinium
>>27307267
They're a miracle of the universe.
>>27307272
What is that rocking to
>>27307270http://exhentai.org/g/729056/74a49fe6d4/
>>27307303
thank you
>>27304973
Okay MLP, let's see what you can come up with...
Wait a sec and I'll post the template too...
>>27307311
You can do this better! I believe in you!
Will she ever get an episode?
>>27307303
>>27307307
Link just goes to a sad panda
>>27307373
>being this new
>>27307384
you just got baited, son
>>27307373
You should try cheering him up
remember slice of life
>>27307412
I really like that episode and so does my little sister.
>>27307324
Like what?
Which one would youplay videogames with?
>>27307422
>and so does my little sister.
It's because of the fucking dubstep music, right?
Kids thesedays love their god damn blub wub blorp music, I tell you what.
>>27307484
featherweight
>>27307422
my girlfriend's son loves it too
>>27307484
All of the above, but maybe not all at the same time
Unless it's like an online thing
>>27307489
is this the best eqg pic
this looks normal
>>27307484
the dorks
>>27307489
Get off of MLPG, grandpa.
>>27307495
It's really cool you watch the show with your gf's son.It's really cool you have a girlfriend.
>>27307511
But they're all dorks
>>27307508
It's funny how everyone in the EqG universe has skin colour that matches the coat of their pony counterpart.
Except Applejack. Despite having an orange coat they gave her generic white-person skin for some reason.
>>27307551
big mac, too
apple bloom's just kind of a lighter shade of her own coat
>>27307508
Her and that one Shadowbolt are the best Personhorses because they actually look like humans and not abominations.
>>27307612
Indigo?
Indigo is the best because she has legs and I want to pound her
Don't tell SciTwi though we're getting married
>>27306807
Procrastination
>>27305786
And she'll lose her wings in the S6 finale or the movie.
>>27307635
>procrastinated studying finals so hard it's been 4 years since I went to college
I should finish my degree soon
>>27307628
I'd like Sunset a lot more if not for her skin color.
Her second outfit was hot as fuck.
Same goes for Adagio.
>>27307659
>her skin color
You mean the one that people actually have in real life?
>>27307673
I hate that skin color in real life.
People should not be that color.
People should be white.
>>27307677
Rarity is the worst EqG what are you smoking
Guys
I found Sunset Shimmers dad.
>>27307696
>manlet
>have heard every oompa loompa joke and song iteration
DELETE THIS
>>27307691
Shut up faggot
Rarara and Shamwow are the best pones and grills and no one else can comparePonk is okay, tho
>>27307718
Sunset yes
Rarity LMFAOing @ ir life rn
>>27307714
Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-doyour waifu a shit_______________kill yourself
Why are ponies so rude sometimes?
>>27307751
They know they can get away with it because of how gosh darn cute they all are!
PONY STOLE YOUR JOB
Filly is tired of maintaining you.
>>27307775
I don't even have a job for her to steal.
>>27307775
I'M GOING TO SNATCH HER BIRTHDAY
>>27307775
Pony can keep it
>>27307806
GUESS WHAT
IT'S SUNDAY NIGHT
>>27307817
DON'T REMIND ME
How'd your friendship efforts go today?Did you make momma proud?
>>27307832
too many celestias
>>27307017
>Dash trying to act like a straight girl
Great actress.
>>27307832
It's not Mother's Day where I live.
>>27307832
I found a couple of hot new pony pornographies to masturbate over.
Porn = friends, right?
>>27307844
Nonsense.
>>27307775
>Company replaces IT department with Poo in Loos
>Company replaces its normal workers with Ponies
Sounds about right.
>>27307881
STOP MULTIPLYING
Would you watch a Guardians of Harmony cartoon?
>>27307904
I'd check it out at least
>>27307882
Having a pony coworker is bound to be weird.
>How does this 'coffee machine' works, Anon?
>Is that a magical door? How does it know you want to cross it?
>How is it possible that it's so hot outside, yet everything seems normal in the office?
>>27307881
With that many Celestias already, how long will it be before they start selling Celestias for domestic ownership?
>>27307916
I wonder what those pones were chatting about.
>>27307923
I would teach a pony coworkerhow to code
>>27307923
I want to help pony adapt to Earth life
>>27307938
Pony things of course. I would love to hear their casual conversations
Why is there not an Animal Crossing style MLP game? It would write itself.
>>27307881
I WANT THEM ALL
>>27307962
Celestias for everyone!
>>27307947
Would you teach her how todress properly so she adheres with the company's dressing code?
>>27307979
INFESTED BY BRONIES>CANS.WAV>"THAT'S YOUR FACE!"
>>27307979
I'll take a pack of Purple, please.
>>27307960
Hasbro wants you to download their freemium MLP phone game.
ANY other pony game would just steal away potential microtransactions.
>>27307999
In other words, any other game would cannibalize profits.
>>27307981
They give you shit to wear where I work, it's not rocket science.
>>27307999
This game fills me with nothing but mad
>pony
>>27308023
I'm going to send you so many clothed ponies.
Prepare to go broke.
I think pony is overrated.
I think pony is underrated.
I think pony is rated appropriately.
I pay extra for unrated pony
Please don't rate the ponies.
The ponies are rating you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0_zHOS_res
Pony is handling your performance ratings this year.
Filly is masturbating.
So anyway, here's Pinko Ple.
>>27308134
I WANT SHITHORSE
Big breasted anthro mare.
Would you fuck?
>>27308125
Filly could at least close her door when she's doing that.
>>27308158
No.
>>27308166
Why not?
>>27308175
Because
>anthro
is unapealing and creepy.
>>27308175
I'd look at real porn if I wanted to see tits.
>>27308060
Don't be a villain, anon
Fillies can't masturbate. They're pure of heart and mind.
>>27308187
There's nothing wrong with anthro.
Put a g-string on the pony. Since it has no thumbs it can't really take it off. Just watch it try to buck the embarrassing garment off for a while before it runs away.
1. There's nothing wrong with Filly.
2. There's nothing wrong with Filly.
Where the fuck is NOI?!
>>27308235
>Somethings gotta give.
>Somethings gotta give.
>>27308215
It's time.
www.strawpoll.me/10165455
Pony goes to toilet and falls in
Pone is mad you left the seat up
>>27308253
please remember to put the seat down when you finish
>>27308240
She's contained. We must preserve her.
>>27308287
NOI
O
I
>>27308291
Mayor gets carried away and I love her for that
>>27308291
>mur mur
Filly
>>27308291
Will the mayor sign my flan, too?
>>27308343
ugly deviant art filly
>>27308343
OC filly time?
inb4 nyx
>>27308343
I dropped this at "human ejaculate makes alicorns."
>filly
Fillies hunt in packs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmvKlnhMjUw
I'm going to rape the pony, but only if it gives me its consent first.
>steamchat saying their too good for us
>>27308248
New Straw poll!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10165540
>>27308426
>srawpoll wasn't a joke related to Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law
I'm disappointed.
>>27308402
pls don't post gore
>>27308363
That's not an Argentine pony, this is an Argentine pony.
>>27308363
>all the country OC ponies are mares/fillies
We need more country OC stallion
There's lots of Twilight right now, that's justquesadilla.
>>27308418
Ha! I've got a story like that saved. Will reread now, IIRC it was pretty good: http://pastebin.com/HXwYz8Js
>>27308581
Remember when all the people who played Terraria lost their shit at that?
raise ur poners
>>27308589
No. Spill.
Filly feigned her death again to skip school.
>>27308662
Filly shouldn't skip school.
>>27308662
Mare feigned her existence to make me live.
>>27308662
Fake burying filly alive.
>>27308680
Filly died for real this time.
Another filly similar to her misteriously moved next door that day.
>>27308680
Filly is now screaming and crying about how she isn't dead and please don't bury her.
Nice going anon.
>>27308772
Act very shocked, then exclaim that filly is a zombie. Run away while loudly yelling about getting weapons.
You wouldn't make a filly cry.
>>27308808
Maybe, if it's for an important life lesson.
>>27308801
Filly is sobbing a river now, choking out that she isn't a zombie and please don't run away, she'll go to school like a good girl.
>>27308808
you wouldn't download a filly
>>27308844
reassure the filly
>>27308858
Fuck you, I would if I could.
>>27308869
Filly is now angry at you for scaring her like that. She screams that she hates you and barricades herself in your room.
>>27308882
>and I sometimes wonder if it is worth it to live
>>27308887
>No horn
>Still has the horn glowing effect
I bury the filly when she goes to sleep.
>>27308878
Respond to filly that you were angry that she scared you like that in the first place. Doesn't she know how sad it would make you to think filly is dead? It broke your heart.
>>27308893
It's amagicalglow.
I want pony to like me so much that she tries to kill herself when she think I'm disappointed in her.
>>27308893
Are you saying that ponies without horns could also cast spells?
Lord bless Marker Pone the mare who invented boop.
>>27308974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrEFWv8aSQ8
>>27308989
>It's not a bug, it's a feature
Classic.
>>27308956
Don't mentally damage the ponies. You wouldn't like it if they did it to you?
>>27309030
>Shimmer parries once
>Nothing personal dash
Being a filly must be great.
>>27309047
You could say the same thing about being a colt.
>>27309061
>be a colt
>random erections during pony puberty
>get one in class
>class laughs at you
Nah man, fillies are where it's at
Why the fuck did they put someone, who never wrote an episode for MLP before, in charge of one of Dash's most important part of her life? For fuck sake, it seem the writer was trying his best to tell us how much he hate each ponies through Dash's imitating act.
>>27309069
>not rubbing one out in class while maintaining eye contact with everyone else
It's like you don't want to make things awkward
Twilight leaves the window wide open so the whole town can watch her lose her virginity; and then they'll finally stop making fun of her.
>>27309047
But being myself and cuddling a fillynonsexuallyis miles better.
>>27306988
lmao
>>27309085
Polsky helped him at lesat
>>27309109
>Twilight
>losing her virginity
Heh
>>27305924
>Oedipus
>Intro. to Bioengineering
well somebody has some plans to invent and then fuck their "mother"
>>27309109
when she gets arrested I'm not paying her bail.
Pony reminded you (again) to be careful what you do
(ah!)
and to not go around "breaking young girl's hearts"
(ooh~~)
>>27308981
She's gonna touch me in my sleep, isn't she?
>>27309061
But colts aren't cute.
>>27309168
Do you think Michael Jackson would molest all the foals if he ended up in Equestria?
>>27309145
Sounds like a pretty solid plan.
>>27309188
He would try to save them from the real filly fiddler, Rainbow Dash, and get falsely incriminated in the process
Pony just spent the entire refrain of the song doing hip thrusts while periodically going like "Whoo!!~" and "Hee~!"
>>27309228
Rainbow Dash is not a child molester. She may be a terrorist, a cunt, a child molester, but she certainly isn't a communist.
Maids.
>>27309262
Thanks CCleaner pony.
>>27309256
don't you mean a communist, but not a child molester?
>>27309274
You're not going to be so happy when Recuva pony recovers your deleted weird porn and uploads it to the cloud for everyone to see.
>>27309294
Ccleaner pony makes sure to put my weird porn in the blender before she throws it away.
Firefox filly isn't sure that site you want to visit is safe for her.
>>27309274
I owe CCleaner pony a good deal, she just saved me over 200 gigs worth of crap.
>>27309342
Firefox filly also takes too much memory to run, which necessitates restarting her.
https://videos.toypics.net/view/4915/twilights-home/
>>27309389
>Twilight I made a new friend
>He's mysterious
>He's green
>And he's a faggot
>>27309389
That pony is too little.
>>27309389
>mostazathy is fucking dead
>>27309413
>deleted tumblr
WHY DO THEY DO THIS
FUCKING WHY
>>27309389
hng
>>27309419
So why does Trixie have one eye shine?
>>27309424
She lost her other eye shine in a horrible Ursa Minor accident.
>>27309389
>that pony size
hot garbage
>>27309393
>toypics.net
>all those dudes taking XL bad dragon dildos up the ass.
>>27309440
We actually have an official EqG-to-pony size ratio, thanks to the bonus features on the 3rd movies blu ray:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCowMcWipwk
>>27309476
>2MB PNG
>of a horribly compressed jpeg image.
>too pixilated to even read most of the subtitles.
>>27309492
This doesn't make a goddamn lick of sense. You go through the portal and you end up one way or the other. There is no middle ground.
>>27309353
Better than Internet Explorer Filly and Google Botnet filly
Pony wants that juicy Shaq meat.
>>27309492
Some of these background humans are really cute.
>>27309476
>isaac
>>27309353
>Firefox filly also takes too much memory to run, which necessitates restarting her.
I think your Firefox filly is messed up. My Firefox filly has been around for years in a crappy old stallion PC and runs perfectly.
>>27309492
>Blooper reels of animated movies
It's dumb but I love it
>>27309526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hAovTH_n8Mkill meeee
>>27309530
Kill yourself.
>>27309593
why's the filly so smug
We're running low on fillies, please be patient while we renew our stock.
>>27309584
Anthro is only good if it's drawn well and caters to my fetishes (without going overboard).
>>27309597
You would be smug too, if you were one.
>>27309605
I remember back when there was more humanised art than anthro art.
But those days are long gone now.
>>27309605
pro tip: If there's fetish porn that's okay except for some horribly drawn head/arms/legs, just download it and crop/edit out the shitty part of the drawing.
>>27309637
even better protip: get a better fetish
>>27309600
I think we have plenty of fillies.
>>27309651
Is your fetish saving thumbnails?
Pony is having a hard time ordering for her picky anaconda
>>27309653
I agree. I don't think it's possible to even run low on fillies. That anon's just silly.
>>27309698
She needs some large dinner rolls
Remember to not let the fillies stay up too late.
>"A Hearth's Warming Tail"
>"Tail"
NO IT'S "TALE" YOU FUCKING NIGGERS GOD I HATE THIS SHIT.
>Watch the new episode
Holy shit that was painfully cringey.
>>27309788
I could care less about that pun.
>>27309805
I'm not going to your convention for infants, pink horse
>>27309788
is this real
>>27309790
It's SUPPOSED to be cringey
Dave Rapp a good boy he din do nuffin
>>27309805
I wonder if Cadance is ever going to molest her kid.
>>27309812
http://fillycon.org/
Perfect and cute daughteru
>>27309823
Other way around
Anybody here knows how to kiss a girl?
>>27309853
You mean without getting cooties?
No.
>>27309844
>age 0
>>27309805
No.
No that is not a line that we're crossing.
>>27309875
How about a filly flurry heart?
>>27309895
That's fine.
>>27309862
Anon pls
>>27309844
I wish he would release this already I fuckin need it
>>27309678
You absolute monster
>>27309830
>turned out better than expected
>dat pun
>>27309918
I know, fuck.
15k words when he eventually posts something though, and that's only 1/3 of the totalI'm going to be so depressed if he gets halfway in and drops it
>>27309953
>announced it forever ago
>it's the least worked on
mega you bastard
>>27309953
>I'm going to be so depressed if he gets halfway in and drops it
This is the life
>>27309953
>cuckolding
>>27309953
>that everything
>>27309702
Marshmallows.
>>27309977
Probably just means she's going to rut Cadance into the dirt before Shining
>>27309454I prefer seeing guys pound fleshlights but the girly guys taking huge dildos is also greatThere was a really hot video of a guy pounding his dragon fleshlight that I can't find anymore and that bums me out
>>27309629
That's not true actually.
What happened is that most of the art switched over to Equestria Girl art. If you combine the EqG and Humanized tag on derpi you get like 100k+ pictures. That's abiyt 20kish more than anthro.
As a matter of fact, the EqG tag looks like its gonna overtake the humanized tag
Make your pony feel amazing this Estrus.
>>27310079
starswirl casts esuna
>>27310079
Hit pony with a lloyds talisman.
Pony was all giggly, and she asked you if you'd ever heard of the comedian John Oliver. She continued on, and even though you tuned her out the moment she mentioned British Calendar Man, you could still see her snickering while occasionally hearing her mention the word "Drumpf"
Go to sleep.
Reminder: you're here forever
Which of Trixie's rides do you like best, MLPG?
>>27310214
>JEM
>no cash
Sounds about right.
>>27310193
But I have video games to play
>>27310219
>Trixies new wagon has a yolk on it.
Huh. I guess she does have to pull her own wagon. Shits all over the fanon that Trixie moves it with her magic.
>>27310251
No she's always pulled it
>>27310259
>No she's always pulled it
huehuehue
>>27310219
I like her now one, fits well with her look
>>27310219
the second one. That little wizard hat chimney topper is adorable.
>>27310251
She must be fucking ripped to be able to haul all that gear by herself.
>>27310214
the fug is p&l
>>27310350
Ponies are very strong
>>27310251
>a unicorn who likes doing magic tricks travels around with her stage
Trixie is cute
>>27310350
why did the artist draw.that.with shit splattered on the.wagon
>>27310371
I blame the wonderbolts
Everyone keeps saying their chem trails are just magic for the show to make it cooler.
IT'S NOT
IT"S PART OF CELESTIA'S PLAN TO GENETICALLY ALTER ALL THE PONIES IN UBERPFERDS!
>>27310371
Part of it is that she believed it was a diamond, but she's strong nonetheless. There's also what Maud did to those rocks
>>27310391
it's mud
>>27310391
She's pulling it on a dirt road, so that's dirt
>>27310391
it's mud. that's what happens when you drive through snow
>>27310378
>you'll never be her assistant, venturing all over Equestria
Does Trixie's talent make her better at sniping someone with a well-placed shot of rancid turd?
Does being or not being on the stage at the moment matter?
>>27310079
I like to think estrus effects all the mares at a scheduled time, so they all plan for it and treat it like a week long holiday.
new horse where
>here are those strangely specifically colored mini donuts you ordered Anon
>>27310435
Would Moondancer even notice if she was hit by one because she already stinks?
>>27310457
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/9/18/724937.jpg
