Kiss meh!
>>2112936
I told you not to post pic of my vagina Sam.
>>2112936
Giant clam?!
That is so fucking sexy
From the thumbnail I thought the little one was a seagull. Which would have been much funnier, btw.
>>2112936
Why does this make me sick?
>>2115656
Because you are of the gay
>>2115656
>inb4 /b/
Reminders of terrible roasties can bring terrible memories
>>2115718
>namefag calling someone else gay
>>2115946
Put your trip back on
>>2115718
Why would anyone out their dick in something like that
will it suck my dick?
>>2116155
Why wouldn't they?
>>2116815
>>2116155
I used to live near the beach on the west coast, and I loved playing with the starburst anemones that grew there (www.marinebio.net/marinesci...la7031.jpg ). I used to love caressing them gently with my fingers- they have an amazingly soft texture, and you can't really feel a sting... at least, not with your fingers. Their bodies extend remarkably deep beneath the sand, and are built to withstand rough textures like shore crabs, so you can stick a finger or two down, down, in their smooth, slippery hole, and do no harm. Meanwhile, their outer arms clasp around your fingers, pulling you deeper.
I always wondered what it would be like to explore an anemone more intimately, but never really had the chance. The way they grow, it's really only possible to get your dick down there if you're butt naked, which is difficult to achieve without suspicion on a public beach. I never got the chance to fulfill my fantasy before I moved away.
Now I'm back for a visit, and went for a run at low tide this morning along our local nude beach. I passed a rocky section (the only place where anemones grow), and there were dozens of anemones around. The beach was totally deserted in both directions, and there wasn't any haze, so I knew I'd be able to see anyone coming a long way off. I was sure today would be the day! Just had to find the right one, which is a surprisingly difficult challenge. They mostly like to live in crevices that are just inaccessible to human anatomy. I also needed to find one that wasn't closed up already, which they typically do if the tide is out. And even if they're under water and open, they're often covered in sandy silt, which is not what I'm interested in feeling. Finally I found the one: about two inches deep, spread wide open, free of sand- just a smooth expanse waiting to welcome my dick inside.
Checking the horizon, I did see one person walking slowly in my direction WAY off in the distance, so I knew it was now or never. I stripped off my shorts, lined myself up in push-up position, and in one smooth motion, aimed myself in. These guys close up as soon as something touches them, so you basically get one chance. Luckily, I made it! The water was cold so I couldn't stay hard enough to penetrate to any great depth, but I hit dead center and lowered myself into my new friend. As I always dreamed he/she closed up around me, its soft, slimy/sticky arms holding my cock in place. With my hips gently pulsing, I could feel the anemone's grip increase, holding me fast while it fed off my skin.
With my whole body down there at sand level, I noticed another anemone near my face- this one above water and mostly closed up. Slowly I moved my head in its direction, extended my tongue, and began to slowly rim its salty hole. Mmm... I said before that you can't feel the sting with your fingers, but you can with your tongue! Stronger than a tingle, less than a sting- sortof like a tamer version of licking a 9-volt battery is the closest I can get.
I stayed as long as I dared but didn't want to get caught by the person that I'd seen approaching, so I pulled out as gently as I could. That's when I first noticed the tingling in my cock. I hadn't really felt any stinging while I was inside the anemone, probably because the water was so cold. Out of the water, I felt the same kind of tingling on my cock that I had just felt on my tongue, and I loved it. I put my shorts back one and ran for another 45 minutes or so, and my tongue and cock were still tingling by the end of the run (although it's mostly worn off now)!
After showering, the first thing I wanted to do was log on here and share this experience with you guys! Word of warning, in case anyone else wants to try this: not all anemones are created equal, so do your homework before putting your dick anywhere that could be dangerous. But if this sounds hot to you, I hope you get a chance to enjoy it some day! And I sure hope I get to do this again...
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>>2112936
fuck man conchs look so fucking delicious
>>2116871
have you never tried them?
conch fritters in lime remoulade.
worth the trip.
>>2116841
expand on the feeling pls
>>2116844
you didn't cum?
was there any way to simulate a blowjob?
by what you're describing, it'd be the equivalent of putting your dick in a mouth that didn't suck.
u need to research how to simulate a blowjob
>>2116841
>>2116842
>>2116844
I've done this with a pink anemone in my saltwater tank and it is something the op is quite right about, do your research. The chemical type burns from the venom were quite non-fun. My bad for trying it with a species with such a potent sting.
Another thought, if you have the time and privacy for it, is any of the large carnivorous sea stars along the coast. A bit of fresh clam of muscle on your cock and they will envelope you with their stomach sack and begin feeding. Just a thought.
>>2116895
what the fuck am I reading
>4chan
>>2112936
That's its foot and it's in pain, you sick fuck!
>>2116841
>>2116842
>>2116844
>>2116895
just make a cornflour fleshlight jesus christ
>>2116841
>>2116842
>>2116844
>>2116895
What the fuck you guys.....
I need a video of someone fucking and cumming into a sea anemone now please
>>2116844
I want to do this
>this thread
I'm laughing my arse off
>>2117738
'ere
>>2116890
Beast levels
Somewhat of a sick fuck:
Hominid primates
Sick Fuck:Primates
Really sick fucker:
Non primate mammals
Extremely sick fuck:
Birds
Sick doesnt even descibe:
Reptiles and Amphibians
Holy shit dude wth:
Fish
God help you you depraved bastard:
Structured invertebrates like Arthopods,Mollusc, Annelids
What the actual fuck how dude what what what?:
Non structured invertebrates like Cnidarians, Comb jeliies and sponges
You what m8:
Fungus and Plants
>>2117810
>fucking conscious animals isn't as sick as fucking unconscious animals.
ok man.
came to the board for the first time, just to check it out
great content you have here guyse
>>2117819
Show us your butthole.
You know you want to.
>welcome to /an/
>>2117812
Its based on how the animal deviates from the original body design, you are somewhat of a sicko if you are turned by hominids, a sicko if you are turned on by primates but at least they look human,but now you are really a sick fuck if you are turned on by non primate meaning nonhumanoid shaped mammals and so on.
>>2116841
>>2116842
>>2116844
???
Guys, it's copypasta
http://tribes.tribe.net/cbt_insect/thread/3f8a174d-5a08-47bb-960e-d6bf21aa7bc3
>>2116890
>What is the scientific/psychological term
"Fucked up"
>>2118102
>http://tribes.tribe.net/cbt_insect/thread/3f8a174d-5a08-47bb-960e-d6bf21aa7bc3
Holy shit, read through this though.
> i was so excited, for so many things, finding it for one, after looking for so many hours for 6 months, i only found smaller ones, then right out of the blue turned over a rock and there it was,a real big one, Mediterranean Tiger Centipede ,so not one of the very venomous species. i quickly got a container from my bag and put it inside, i was already wearing gloves, by this point my heart was pounding in anticipation, when i got home i put the clear container close to me so i could watch it while i had a few glasses of wine, then i got a jar, made a small hole to squeeze my cock through and some breathing holes all around, i tipped the centipede into the jar, and screwed the lid on tight, finishing up by putting tape around it so that i couldn’t just get it off, i set a time to not stop before, an hour and a half, and the whole time the feeling was amazing, obviously there was quite a bit of blood, and when i finished i put it back in the container i had made for it to live in, for the whole rest of the night i was in such arousel, i couldn't believe it, and the greatest this is, i have it now ready for when i want to have another session, i have read that they like to feed around once a week, but i cannot wait that long, lol,
>>2116841
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>>2116844
Y tho?
>>2117827
I am very disappointed at how this sticky slapper got there.
>>2116841
>>2116842
>>2116844
>>2116841
This story reminds me of that Reapo Man movie, where the one guys like "I will find a hole and fuck it!
If there ain't one, I will make one!"
>>2118102
>those comments
>>2115946
This is /an/, tripfags aren't entirely hated here for some reason
This is the first time I come on /an/
And it's the best thread ever (together with the stolen cat one)
>>2121734
Not much happens on /an/, so we have fun when we can
>>2112936
As you slowly die:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YcNzHOBmk8
