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607- Newbie Dash
Written by Dave Rapp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHx3ZMQjYDw
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
Previous thread
>>27304715
fillies suck
>filly
Filly
Filly
Goose!
>>27310435
>Does Trixie's talent make her better at sniping someone with a well-placed shot of rancid turd?
603- The Gift of the Maud Pie
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l3kq
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41l7a5
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
New episodes promo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZohLGP2fl4
608 -A Hearth's Warming Tail: Starlight Glimmer has a case of the holiday blues, so Twilight tries to help cure her by reading one of her favorite Hearth Warming's Eve stories, A Hearth's Warming Tale.
609 -Saddle Row & Rec: When Rarity opens her flagship store in Manehattan, a tell-all article threatens to expose how badly her friends almost ruined the Grand Opening.
610 -Applejack's "Day" Off: Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 -Flutter Brutter: When Fluttershy tries to convince her freeloading brother to move out of their parents' house, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to him and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 -Spice Up Your Life: Pinkie Pie and Rarity discover a father and daughter struggling to keep their family restaurant open, which is cause tension in their relationship.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
HD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
VR: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>"I'm Richie Cunningham, and this is my lovely wife, Oprah."
>you will never get to celebrate mothers day with your waifu and children
>>27310612
At least my Sugar Star lets me get close to that
>>27310612
Why anon, why.
![575085__safe_oc_twilight+sparkle_smiling_princess+twilight_spike_human_tongue+out_magic_eyes+closed[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/by04G8o.png "575085 safe oc twilight+sparkle smiling princess+twilight spike human tongue+out magic eyes+closed[1]")
>>27310612
it hurts to love
>>27310650
live*
>>27310650
>>27310661
Both work.
>Pause half way through episode
>Okay, I can do this
>She turns into AJ
>Pause
>I can't do this
>Oh my god
>Power through it
>She comes out with glasses
>Pause before she even speaks
>I seriously can't do this
>Unpause
>Fluttershy
>Pause
>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT. I CAN'T.
TELL ME HOW TO CAN.
I AM PHYSICALLY UNCOMFORTABLE RIGHT NOW. I WENT IN FINE AND NOW I HAVE HEARTBURN. MY STOMACH IS IN A VICE. I CAN'T HANDLE SHIT LIKE THIS.
>>27310650
>Twilight
>getting pregnant
She's going STRAIGHT to Zecora's for an abortifacient.
>>27310668
the cringe?
>>27310668
I know that feel, I can't stand cringe episodes.
I haven't even watched it yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyxC5eVO2GE
Pony turns a corner and you hear her say, "It's high noon".
What do you do?
>>27310681
Yes. I can't handle second hand embarrassment like this in shows. I want to bury my face in my my hands and hide.
Ponut butter
>>27310700
It doesn't even feel right to call it embarrassment or cringe. It was just straight up uncomfortable
>>27310700
i felt the exact same, but i mustered up the strength to make it past. how else would i get y weekly cute pone?HOW I ASK!?
>>27310698
tell pony to stop playing with airsoft guns
>>27310671
Her body says otherwise. Those hips are begging for multiple full term pregnancies
>>27310711
http://boybutter.com/collections/boy-butter-lubricants-oil-based
I don't want to work tomorrow. I want to stay here and post ponies.
>>27310671
Twilight would love to be a mother. She would get so excited and just read book after book on what to do while pregnant.
so i was trying to figure out what made the movement here so weird
i think it's mostly her tail. it moves like it's made out of smoke, it has no weight. the most benefit for this animation would come from having her swing it over the log like it had heft
>>27310744
that's fucking cute
>>27310728
at least you have one, looking for jobs is suffering
>>27310732
Pregnant sex
>>27310757
sounds fun
>>27310744
Her back also changes for a brief second, but that might even be the correct perspective
>>27310757
Drown the filly fetus in semen
>>27310790
If you're talking about how it stretches, I do think it stretches too much, yeah.
>>27310744
I thought it's how her legs get smaller all of a sudden
I want to make mare a mommy
JOIN ME, FILLY
>>27310671
Horse fact: they can abort at will.
>>27310860
My favourite part of horse reproduction is how the mares will have sex with all the males in their herd.
>>27310860
It's my favorite fact since it always makes people stop and go wait what
You have to do it, Anon. You have to create the satyr race with the help of a pony. If you don't, the world is doomed.
Pony has several doses of human sperm compatibility potions at the ready. Eight, to be exact.
Morning in MLPG shimmers
>>27310712
>>27310715
I made it. Now I need a moment to expunge my dinner.
>>27310884
Ok ok. Bring me Fluttershy.
>>27310898
Here you go.
>>27310898
>>27310924
Niiiiice
>>27310822
nah, perspective.
1: she's moving away from the viewer
2: legs, including horse legs, are not perfectly cylindrical. they are narrower when viewed from the front.
which pony would you fight
>>27310884
Eh, fine, I'm a selfless guy anyway. Bring me the mares.
Your lovely mare wants to be a mommy. Her biggest dream is to have a foal of her own. A foal you can't possibly give her. There's no artificial insemination in Equestria. A strong, healthy, virile stallion has been appointed to her. Since you're going to be the "dad", she wants you by her side during the fertilization process
>>27310954
run off with the stallion instead
>>27310954
Come in through a portal from Equistria rendition #309277 and drop off the fertility potion in your Equestria rendition #592018
>>27310898
She was talking about creating a whole race. One pony won't be enough
>>27310954
lmao cucking
>>27310993
Okay fine, Celestia and Luna too.
The fillies are dry clean only.
>>27311010
Running them through the filly wash seems to do well enough
>>27311003
menopause
Cute zebras
>>27311021
It doesn't work that way.
>>27311019
I'm afraid we will have to take your filly away from you
>>27311119
but she's so clean
I want to be the pretty princess pony.
>>27311152
That's horrifying but it made me chuckle.
>>27311148
>the princess dress comes with wings
>>27311186
they sure didn't come with the cardboard tiara
>>27311204
I want to hug colt Sombra and never let go.
>>27311235
>hugging
that's for nerds
>>27310525
>Build wall, wooo.
>>27311348
is she alright?
>>27311348
Hmm, yes.
Very art deco with a subtle hint of post-modernist pie influence.
>>27310523
The legends told of his return.
In their name he is Anon.
Fillyborn!
>>27311356
She's enjoying her strawberry jam.
>>27311384
A pony who had a filly who had a filly.
>>27311451
James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher
>>27311466
something something buffalo buffalo
>>27311518
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WuvsN4VkRE
nothing cringes harder than Spike beefing it at the Equestria Games
that was the cringe that kept on cringing
>>27311614
He totally beefed it, but then he saved the stadium full of innocents so I guess the town is cool with him.
Kind of hoping Twilight gets even bigger for Season 7.
Like, she just shows up in the premiere a good foot taller than her friends, and none of them seem to notice.
is there a way to download all of a specific tag on derpibooru?
i am going to be in the woods without internet and i need to have a huge gallery of rarity pictures with me
Ponies need to stop beefing it.I really hate writing that makes a character temporarily retarded.
>>27311633
I hate that I know people who defend it.
>>27311633
we live in a perfect world with perfect people and perfect things with perfect lives
let's watch an ep with perfect ponies doing perfect things
might as well watch a gif of Minuette chewing for half an hour
>>27311633
>Dash
>temporarily retarded
She's constantly crashing head first right into the fucking ground.
Sometimes hard enough to get knocked out unconscious.
Her IQ is dropping with each season.
>>27311629
no no no, she's the funsized alicorn, keep her that way until another pony gets wings
>>27311633
I hope you're not suggesting the most recent episode. She's not exactly the smartest equine.
>>27311645
Having problems doesn't mean you're retarded.
Who taught you to breathe?
>>27311664
you prob think any problem is retarded
>No friends? Just talk, what a retard!
>Lying? Just tell the truth, what a retard!
we can't all be oh so perfect people such as yourself, buddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_TdyBIHlh0
Guys, I did it again. It's a little longer than last week's.I'm really sorry, but I'm high and kinda drunk and it just keeps happening.
>>27311633
I felt this way about Pinkie Apple Pie. Pinkie writing is hit or miss anyhow, but that crossed the line from "bubbly and sometimes annoying" to "shrieking harpy"
>people are still bitching about this episode making them cringe
Where the fuck were these people when Brotherhooves Social aired
>>27311717
Bitching about brotherhooves social I assure you.
>>27311717
That was sort of the point of the episode, and the final part made the whole thing completely worth it.
>>27311614
>that kept on cringing
That was the worst part. It just wouldn't stop.
>>27311717
But watching Big Mac tranny it up was hilarious?
Especially since he wasn't fooling anyone, but the other ponies went with it anyway.
I want to get Spike and Dash in a room and show a montage of their most horrible moments.
>>27311680
How so? Pinkie's not my favorite but I enjoyed her bubbliness in that episode, it was the driving force and she interacts well with the Apples.
>>27311727
The final part made me want to put my foot through my laptop. You don't spend a whole episode making a character a one-note walking punchline and then at the end try to wring some semblance of emotion from them.
>>27311763
The stuff Mac talks about at the end was clearly what was bothering him through the whole episode. Pay more attention.
>>27311769
It would have been nice if he just opened up to her at the start, then we wouldn't have to sit through ten minutes of terrible cringe comedy.
But of course we can't have Big Mac form coherent sentences anymore unless he puts on a high-pitched voice and wears drag.
>ears down
>>27311763
The whole reason it was good was BECAUSE of his antics. He felt that he'd sunk so low in the eyes of his little sister that he was desperate to do something for her to make her happy, even something as silly and obvious as that. Have you never done something so obviously wrong and ridiculous for the sake of someone you loved?
>>27311774
>we can't have Big Mac form coherent sentences anymore unless he puts on a high-pitched voice and wears drag.
Well, yeah.
Big Macintosh is the guy who doesn't stand out, and nobody listens to him when he does try to talk. The whole point of "cousin Orchard Blossom" was to escape that role. That's why he talked so much while in drag, and it's also why he opens up and admits his real feelings afterward.
>>27311776
I love it when they use their ears.
It's also nice to see fics using the ears too.
>>27311791
>"Hey Twilight, guess where this hoof was last night?"
>In my as...
>"IN YOUR ASS!"
>>27311777
>Have you never done something so obviously wrong and ridiculous for the sake of someone you loved?
No, because it's stupid and there'd be better and less convoluted ways to gain affection.
That final scene has no emotional bite because he acts like such a huge retard for plot convenience for the entire episode that he's unsympathetic.
>>27311789
>The whole point of "cousin Orchard Blossom" was to escape that role
Actually I'm pretty sure the whole point of cousin Orchard Blossom was so he could enter the Sisterhooves Social and that him talking so much as her is just shitty writing.
>>27311800
Being too stupid for a kids show is your own problem.
>>27311630
Your best hope is to get danbooru downloader and use e621 or some other side.
Conversely you could ask Nandaka to add derpibooru or manage to add it to a provider list via edit if possible, I don't know if he'll do it considering how long danbooru downloader has been out and he's never implemented derpibooru to my knowledge.
>>27311802
I need the full on this, someone have a link?
>>27311800
You must be fun at parties.
>>27311823
Thanks for the 6kb of porn.
>>27311614
Nope. Rainbow was more cringe
>>27311823
Why are you even here?
>>27311830
>>27311837
stop responding
>>27311843
No.
I am going to respond to the shitposter whether you like it or not.
>>27311806
FUCKING
R E K T
Pony let you go from your janitorial job, because she needs people who can make deals
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>>27311847
what the christ
>>27311802
how salty can someone be
>>27311844
Dude, this isn't even a good shitposter. Don't give low quality shitposting the attention high quality shitposting deserves.
>>27311845
Stop that. Nobody likes that.
>>27311851
S
A
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>>27311854
Our post thinks your spam is filter
hey come on
post some thick porn
>>27311860
>thick porn
I bet you like Pinkie Pie too you pleb
>>27311860
sure
>>27311871
Did someone say thick Pinkie?
tons of mlp references in the new powerpuff
lauren is already dead but they wont stop raping the corpse
>>27311876
isnt that the tranny ep
no thanks
>>27311876
>raping Lauren
anon no
>>27311876
This is an insult to the original ppg
So we all agree the new episode was excellent, right?
>>27311897
sure why not
>>27311878
Scootacute
>>27311897
It was good, but I wouldn't call it excellent
>>27311897
Execellentshite
>>27311897
Better than I expected, but I have shit expectations for Dash episodes. Still, pretty okay and some good gags.
IT'S HIGH NOON
>>27311938
ice wall the gunslingerpony
>Holy shit!
>Bacon levels are off the charts!
>>27311945
Great, now we need new charts.
>>27311945
Shit character levels are off the charts too apparently
>>27311938Justice rains from above
>>27311954
Fillies are barbaric
>>27311954
I really feel like they should have let Twilight win this one, but then whenever she did she changed the past.
I don't like random unicorn being as strong as supposedly upgraded by friendship Twilight.
>>27311970
imagine being so excited to finally get your cutiemark and then the next thing you see is someone with the same thing but it has lightning around it
>there will never be another shitstorm like The Last Roundup
The sun hasn't risen yet - I can still post this thing
>>27311966
Would have shown more of Glimmer's chessmaster stylee, m8
"No matter what you do to stop me, I'll always win. I planned this to perfection, Twilight."
>>27311966
I mean, Twilight has absolutely no combat experience (except against Tirek), it'd be silly for her to win
http://www.impulsegamer.com/the-angry-birds-movie-film-review/
>>27311993
>what is Twilicorn
>what is EqG
How do we fix her?
>>27312006
>absolutely no combat experience
she comes from a strong military family and has been fighting monsters every day
>>27311966
She prepared for like whole season bruh
>>27312012
>she comes from a strong military family
That doesn't really mean anything, she was just a huge nerd
>has been fighting monsters every day
Even if that were true, fighting monsters and fighting a powerful unicorn are two different things
>>27312011
>in comic canon there is a whole city of friendly creatures there
why dont the ponies go help them out? its already canon easy for them to travel to the moon by lasso
>>27312011
Fix what?
>>27312023
shit i fucked up my shitposting
time for bed
>>27312032
what did luna do to deserve being ascended to an alicorn?
>Today is Hurray for Buttons Day
It was either pins or a G1 pony.
>>27312011
MORE FRECKLES
>>27312046
THIS IS AN ANTI-AMISH DAY
>>27312047
FUCK YOU
>>27312054
MOTHERFUCKING FRECKLES!!!
>>27312015
>>27312006
What has Glimmer been fighting minotaurs offscreen or something? Twilight does crazy shit on a weekly basis. Plus without being "magically" more talented Glimmer is just a better, more evil version of Twilight with no drawbacks. She's getting pretty close to a Mary Sue.
>>27312064
>She's getting pretty close to a Mary Sue.
Oh fuck off
>>27312071
>Instantly loved and trusted by everyone she meets despite Discord having to earn it
>Best at everything she tries
>Never makes mistakes or on the rare occasions she does is able to fix it without issue and without any help
I mean, you have to admit there's some parallels.
>>27312077
>Instantly loved and trusted by everyone she meets despite Discord having to earn it
Except she clearly isn't, most of Ponyville doesn't trust her
>Best at everything she tries
She's great at magic and that's about it
>Never makes mistakes or on the rare occasions she does is able to fix it without issue and without any help
dude what
>>27312077
Do you even watch the show nigga? Yeah she's best at everything! that's why she has so many friends and trying to find her place in the ponyville! jeez.
>>27312090
>Most of ponyville doesn't trust her
Why? The entire episode they know nothing about, the time traveling they have no way of knowing about, or is it in her head? I mean fuck, half the time the ponies in ponyville forget who the mane 6 are.
>>27312077
Starlight isn't a Mary Sue m8.
A shit character? Yes. A pony who's gotten more than she deserves? Yes. A Mary Sue? No way man.
>>27312097
>Why? The entire episode they know nothing about, the time traveling they have no way of knowing about
Maybe Pinkie blabbed about it, who knows?
Twilight SparklesCute friends.
>>27312097
They have better things to do than associate with Shimmer Knockoff.
>>27311966
>upgraded by Friend Chip
Citation needed
>>27312113
Shimmerfags are truly the worst.
>>27312039
What did Twilight do?
>>27312126
Just look at that ugly abomination!
>>27312132
Drug her and tie her up. Now that she can't escape stash her in your basement and kiss her labia. Repeat every day, remember to refill her food and water bowls regularly.
>>27312121
At least I'm not a Glimshit heretic.
>>27312064
So I guess having a total emotional meltdown that lasts your entire life and becoming a creepy cult leader that later tries to fuck with time just to get revenge doesn't count as a ''drawback''
>sunshitfags in MLPG
back to your eqg ghetto shoo
>>27312147
We need to fumigate the General
>>27312143
Eh fair point, but I chalk it up to "brooding backstory." I'm more annoyed by how the character is being handled and pushed as a "main" character more than any other.
>>27312097
I really don't think ponies know about Starlight's past, she's just paranoid.
Would you adopt an anthro filly?
>>27312156
They gotta sell her to us, and I'd say the last episode showcased the fact that she still thinks like a supervillain pretty well
>>27312167
Only if she's a satyr.
>>27312046
Suri's official name is Buttonbelle.
>>27312170
Why?
>>27312180
Satyrs are cute.
Big breasted anthro mare.
Fuck, wouldn't fuck?
>>27312194
>big breasts
>anthro
>mare
You literally couldn't pay me to.
Pony called your species "incapable of keeping the Angels in check"
>>27312204
What's wrong with anthro?
>>27311676
>don't you already have one of those?
>>27312207
Neither is Fluttershy.
>>27311676
Why you gotta be so mean to Fleetfoot?
>>27312212
No hooves.
>>27312223
Huh
Wonder if it will be a spinoff or something
>>27312223
English isn't my first language so I am not 100% sure, but doesn't on-going imply that it is currently running?
>>27312254
Basically yeah
I want to hold filly's hoof.
I'm glad to see the Dashposting has returned to normal background levels.
>>27312294
Remember the early days when Dash was one of the most waifu'd ponies and every second post was about her?
HOW THE FUCK DO I KICK THIS FUCKING HAY FEVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rainbow tries to make Spike a man.
What happens?
YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND PONE
BOOPIN ALL THE TIME
>>27312298
If MLPG was a microcosm of 4chan's history, they would be our furfags.
>>27312298
Dash will always be probably the most waifu'd pone.
She's the most recognizable, and probably the most popular of the mane six among all age groups.
Every time I've seen little girls IRL with MLP merch, it's almost always had Dash's stupid face on it.
Spike hits puberty and realizes all his friends are girls.
>>27312319
I think that's larghely because she was the most marketed.
I remember years back /pol/anon talking about her mane representing the LGBT flag and how it's a subliminal thing trying to subvert our chilluns. Good times.
>>27312298
And she was the town bicycle when it came to shipping.
The most popular shipping pairs always contained Dash.
How times change
>>27312327
Still doesn't have a chance with Rarity.
>>27312319
>Please describe those emotions you feel when you see my "stupid face" in more detail, Anonymous.
>>27312327
>it takes Spike his entire childhood to realise that the ponies are all girls
>he faints in shock at this revelation
>>27312336
Who is the most popular bicycle today?>inb4 "Rarity"
>>27312341
He spends most of his time in his room masturbating.
Twilight is getting worried.
>>27312303
Ask Applejack.
she is pure and innocent
any rumors about her being town public use mare are from ponies jealous of her style and grace
>>27312364
thanks for a good laugh anon I needed that
>>27312364
But seriously she is a massive slut.
https://derpibooru.org/160990/
>>27312364
t. Sir Spike, Sworn Protector of Miss Rarity
I mean, there's nothing wrong with sleeping around if you aren't in a relationship, but that just doesn't fit Rarity's character
>>27312425
I know right? We all know that Rarity sleeps around even when she's in a relationship!
>>27312425I agree, but the slut-meme is too strong to defeat it
>>27312435
Stop being an idiot.
She's only ever fantasized about being in a relationship with 1 stallion at the time.
Ok, I'm officially fed up with this shit
Rarity is not, I repeat, is NOT a slut. She's affectionate, she's pretty and beautiful, and she knows that and sometimes, just SOMETIMES uses her looks to her advantage, but those are just ISOLATED cases in which the circumstances almost forced her to act that way.
People claiming she's ''easy'' or ''promiscuous'' have clearly never payed attention while watching the show, IF, that is, they have even watched the show in the first place! If they had, they would know she is much too classy to just go and sleep with whoever payed her a drink or bought her whatever trinket she wanted. She's a LADY, she has CLASS, she has TASTE, she would know how to pick her partner (AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO BRING UP BLUEBLOOD, THAT'S AN ISOLATED INCIDENT) without having to lower herself to just flirting with every stallion like all the other mares do.
So yeah, stop calling her what she's NOT and please watch the show and PAY ATTENTION TO IT
Rarity's a slut, but she's my slut.
>>27312455
Rarity isn't a slut, she's a whore.
Get your definitions checked out mate.
>>27312447Holy shit it has been like what, 4 years since I wrote that?
>>27312465
The archive says it was September 2014, so almost.Did you write it ironically or seriously?
There will be a preview for the next episode right?
>>27312468I can't even remember anymore
>>27312468
>2014
*2012
>>27312458
But she's doing it for free. And by "it" I mean sex.
>>27312465
>the slut meme has been with us for more than 4 years and is still going strong
amazing
>>27312480
Dude I'm pretty sure the slut meme has been with us ever since the show started
>>27312336
Like nothing? Nothing changed. Every one of the most popular ships contains some Dash except for Sparity. I'm just not sure which one is the most popular. First it was AppleDash and then TwiDash.
>>27312483
Even more impressive. Not even the Rainbow Dyke meme survived that long.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10167967
Changeling reminds you that love is a complete part of a balanced breakfast.
>>27312498
How do you eat love? What does it taste like?
>>27312490
I thought it was PinkieDash that was initially popular. The Gilda episode gave it a fair amount of traction.
>>27312490
Once the show got some good stallion characters there was no need to ship them with girls only.
Plus people were annoyed to see Dash as a walking stereotype and a mascot of LGBT. It was one of the few times where I really approved of the whole "let her decide for herself" roleplay.
>>27312496I'm a huge slut-memer and I'm not even on the list
>>27312502
You can find it at the grocery store
It's sweet and warm and goes well with bacon
>>27310523
Yesssss
>>27312502
Zebra jizz.
>>27312465
>tfw gypsy will never write again
If she has at least one more anxiety attack after she finally got proof that she is worthy of the praise she's getting I'll be finally convinced she's a bipolar and needs to take her medicine and visit therapist regularly before she harms herself.
Or is that the infamous impostor syndrome. Either way get help because this is sad.
>>27312535
Flitterstuffing never
>>27312513
> "let her decide for herself"
>now she will end up as eternal virgin due to her social autism
>>27312544
Wait, that is a sign of bipolar disorder?
>>27312554
I'm pretty sure she's still a virgin but it's not like we have way of knowing for sure even if she can be pretty awkward.
If she knows what sex is she will probably go for some dick sooner or later. I wouldn't worry about her cherry.will probably have her first time on her wedding night if Equestria is just as idealistic as it seems
>>27312298
That's because in the early days dash was actually likable
>>27312558
It's that she often gets sad even if the situation is not that serious. Even the official notes for her character mention her as "brooding."
She can be pretty happy at times too. Her mood swings are just as unpredictable as the weather she manages.
>>27312572
if she has to hang out with the Wonderbolts more regularly know she'll get boned by one of them eventually
>>27312581she's still likable though
>>27312582
But...the weather she manages is the most predictable thing. They schedule everything.
>>27312589
No she's not
>>27312581
Dash is now a much more rounded and fully realized character. One of the few besides Rarity who had a goal from the start and worked towards it. Rarity's strength are good episodes and Rainbow's is good character development with many characters to interact with like Scootaloo. Overall she's always been good but now she's even better.
I love Rainbow Dash.
>>27312589
She's a bit iffy since S2, although she's been pretty good for the last couple years
She'll never be as consistently cute, kiddy and innocent as she was back in 2011 though.
Dosh is doing a thing.
How should I respond?
>>27312590
I mean the weather as a thing. We get sun or rain but sometimes it's something more destructive. It takes many forms. And it's not just a random comparison because we know her mood can actually influence the environment around her.
Are crashfags still buttblasted about the episode?
>>27312610
There are people still buttblasted about ember, so probably.
>>27312610
No but the social autist shut-ins are still moaning about how the episode condones bullying
>>27312599
Plus she mellowed down a bit (again thanks to characters who basically force her to slow down like Tank or Scootaloo) and got some episodes to show her mature side even if sometimes she wasn't even the main character. She really has many roles and isn't just one-note character with one or two things about her or one or two emotions.
I also like her physical side. It's good to have a character who's just a natural badass.
>>27312621
So far the most awkward thing happened during the episode discussion thread once people started talking about it normally and then there were like two or three idiots who were still posting exaggerated meme smiles and claiming that someone or other just got BTFO or that someone is on suicide watch.
Do these people remember to update a thread every once in a while? I couldn't even tell one waifufag from the other in the goddamn thread.
>>27312599
I honestly would argue that Rarity has received almost as much character development as Dash.
But you are right, Dash is the character that has grown the most over the course of the show.
>>27312666
For me it's the two of them definitely even if I don't really follow Rarity's subplot. I guess her goal was a bit more broad than Rainbow's. Just expand her business which is pretty damn respectable. I wish Applejack had the same plan about the farm. Fluttershy got Discord instead and it's honestly the next best thing since they were running out of ideas for her. Pinkie got her family I suppose.
>>27312621
I've seen the word "sociopath," thrown around when talking about the episode.
When did episode discussion go to shit?
>>27312677
The thing is that Rarity's goal isn't that clear. It's not expanding her buisness. It's either to reach the top of the fashion world or be one of the social elites in Canterlot, or maybe both.
And she has been fulfilling that goal. She's in the Canterlot elite, she has a shitload of connection in the fashion world and is one of the more renowned names, and she's still working to climb even higher.
Her business expanding so much is just a side effect. It's in a way the natural course for someone whit her fashion dreams. Which makes it so much better in my opinion, because it honestly makes a lot of sense for her business to grow despite that not being her main goal in life.
So now that Rainbow Dash has reached her character goal, there is no reason to have her on the show whatsoever anymore, right?
Because what more could you even do with her now that her entire drive for self-improvement has been fulfilled?
>>27312712
Scootaloo? Her family?
>>27312721
Why is it the Pegasi whose family members we haven't seen yet?
We've seen everyone else's.
>>27312712
Rescue ponies in cool flight formation, fight monsters, have an episode about the difficulties with becoming an instant celebrity. Possible more positive characterization for the Wonderbolts since they should only be on RD's side from now on.
Which mane 6 would be the one to get into a monogamous and loving relationship with a stallion?
I'm thinking Applejack.
>>27312712
She's literally on a month's probation and has been shown to be a shit stunt flyer who desperately needs to practice.
>>27312751
>Shit stunt flyer
The only reason why she was "shit" is because she couldn't put her gigantic fucking ego away for one goddamn second.
I want to fuck a fluffy pony.
>>27312741
In idealistic pure and happy Equestria? All of them.
If ponies in treat sex matters the same as we do then also all of them but a few of them would probably have some additional experience.
I'm talking one night stands and all that. But who I have no idea. Rarity perhaps
>>27312754
She was overstressed.
>>27312776
>Overstressed
C'mon Anon. Don't lie to yourself.
We all know that Dash's ego is as large as Rarity's twat is cavernous.
>>27312754
Ergo she's a shit stunt flyer.
Reminder that Rainbow Dash sees Applejack as an idiot hick.
>>27312791
Rainbow Dash is the ultimate cunt.
>Element of Loyalty
FUCKING APEX KEK
>>27312791
Well
She's not wrong
The 'Rarara is a slut' meme makes no logical sense. Why the hell is it still alive?
>>27312805
Because My Little Anon: Memes are Magic
>>27312784
Her lack of self-esteem is her main problem and it causes her to act in such a way. She's made it now so everyone should give her a chance. It's not an easy situation.
>>27312805
memes aside she's a huge slut
>>27312842
>memes aside, memes
>>27312842
Having a crush on someone makes you a slut? Sure, anon...
>>27312865
>prince blueblood
>fancypants
>trenderhoof
>many random stallions
>>27312844
>brrrt
Warthog pls go
>>27312882
>many random stallions
Fluttershy: She'll be a perfect breeding mare.
*totally* not a slut
>>27312882
Fancypants? What did she ever do with him? I don't remember her fawning over him.
And what random stallions? The ones she's obviously manipulating to help her friends out don't count.
And doen't Rarity only like upper class stallions? There aren't any in ponyville if I can recall. So I highly doubt she's romantically interested in any Ponyville stallions.
>>27312908
Having a crush makes you a slut?
Rarity and Rainbow Dash are lovely ponies who are very good friends.
no, Anon, that doesn't make her a slut
>rarafags can't handle the banter
>>27312941
Yes, you're supposed to stay pure and steer away from any dirty thoughts until your parents choose your partner for you. It's common Equestrian etiquette, come on.
>>27312952
>banter
>>27312946
Will we see them team up again?
>>27312966
shibbolethed a redditor over here
>>27312935
There was that picture of her and Fancypants at the wedding, where she seemed to hit on him.Not that I mind, I think Fancy is perfect for her
>>27313005
Nigga they were just dancing? How does that translate into flirting? Was Dash flirting with Soarin or Sweetie with Spike?
>>27313017
And when Dash flew off with those two stallions at the end of Sonic rainboom?
>>27313027
What does Dash being a pure slut have to do with Rarity's purity?
>>27313017
They weren't dancing Anon.
Look I don't think the slut thing at all, but too me it looks like seducing and honestly it makes sense. Fancy is in the category of men Rarity would be interested in.
In the social elite, into fashion, successful, handsome.
These horses are such sluts.
Which of the mane six haven't been seen flirting with stallions?
>>27312803
Would pony really think that?
>>27313056
>these two ponies are standing next to each other because they're friends at a party
>She must want to fuck him or seduce him
>>27313075
Ponk?
>>27313087
Probably Pinkie and AJ. Those two are canonically the purest.
Dash and Ponk have probably fucked more stallions than Rarity.
>>27313099
>Dash
Anon she probably hasn't seen a cock in her life.
You mean AJ and Ponk.
And honestly it shouldn't be surprising. Ponk is the town bicycle and AJ really just can't afford silly body needs to get in the way of her farm work.
One quick roll in the hay with some stallion from Ponyville then he gets kicked out and she returns to her one true love. Apple trees.
>>27313075
flutters, twi an aj. ponk flirted with a statue, that slut
>it's a rarity is a slut arguement thread
She represents, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild
>>27313108
The moment you show Dash your average sized cock she'd freak out about it being so big and insist it would never fit.she starts squinting just putting the tip in
>>27313113
But it's just so fun to see how much socially awkward autists know nothing about anything.
>>27313099
Dash is a dyke anon. Have you forgotten your memes?
>>27313111
Oh yeah that's true. Pinkie is an interracial ho.
Flutters was coerced into acting like a slut once. That's just as bad, teaching little girls it's okay to be a ho if your friends peer pressure you into it. that fucking shyslut.
>>27313113
Dash with Rarity's eyes and mane gives me the biggest boner
>>27313124
I think she is flirtatious enough to be considered a slut by human standards
>>27313125
I miss when every mare was a huge lesbian
>>27312980
I'd like to
>>27313113
It's worth it seeing the analflustered Rarifags
I mean I love Rarity but god damn does she have terrible fans. Can't handle the bantz. Even Dash fans can't match their arrogance.
>>27313111
Twilight isn't pure either. She wants the hot monkey dick.
>>27313133
How many stalli9ns have you seen her flirt with on screen?
How many times was it for the sole purpose of manipulation
>>27313138
And Glimmer wants to violate the purple one
>>27313133
So you think the meme is true?
>>27313130
>rarity
>plebeian egg shaped eyea
Oh please
>>27313149
It's complete opposite now
>>27313137
I don't have a problem with bantz. What I do have a problem with is people making up scenarios that never happened or twisting one out of context scene to support their argument.
But I don't get this people always say x-group can't handle bantz when I don't think anyone is ever really mad
>>27313143
I would go so far as to say its even worse that she does it to manipulate people
>>27313143
Yeah she's more manipulative to get her way than anything. And she has this fantasy like idea of how stallions she likes will be and then they don't quite turn out that way. Not sure what to call that, disney pince syndrome?
>>27313130
She is pretty sexy like that. The suit also adds to it
>>27313138
ehh, i don't really regard EG as relevant or a part of the show,but don't tell shimmerfags i said that
>>27313169
If you have the skills to get what you want use it. If someone is dumb enough to fall for the first pretty girl to bat her eyelashes and say nice things the problem is with you
>>27313164
>Glimmer is getting more than she asked for
>>27313169
How? She doesn't force anyone to do anything. The stallions have their own free will to do what they want.
>>27313172
And even then it's only been two times (correct me if I'm wrong)
Pony stays very still for half a minute and starts muttering ''It's high n-''
>>27313205
Pony just self-destructed her mech
why is pinkie pie pink
how does pony genetics work
>>27313218
Recessive genes?
>>27313218
Hidden genes, obviously. You need to go back to biology class
>>27313218
pinkie pie was a mistake
>>27313218
C__K
>NOT a slut
I want the choosing stone to find me a soul mste
I'm surprised Pinkie is still around. They seem like the kind of parents who wouldn't think twice about smothering a child.
>>27313245
Social retard
>>27313218
Pinkie Pie got all the inferior genes and her sisters got all the superior genes.
>>27313256
But pink is the best color
>>27313218
unless you can post rarity you should really stop posting
>>27313256
Which wan was the perfect clone?
>>27313218
I want to be part of this family probably youngest brother
>>27313279
>tfw you will never cuddle in bed on a cold winters night with the pie sisters
>>27313218
There are pink rocks. It's fine.
She has a nearly purple sister, her dad's brown-ness was a source of red.
She was a duller pink until the Rainboom happened as well.
>>27313218
She is the chosen one.
>>27313240That picture always makes me sad, she looks so completely crushed
>>27313279
I want to marry Rarity's parents
>rarafags
>>27313218
IT'S ALOMOST LIKE SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RADICALLY DIFFERENT FROM HER FAIMLY OR SOMETHING
>>27313294
>That picture always makes me sad, she looks so completely crushed
She should be
She's a fucking loon that fucked off on what her family wanted her I don't care if they're okay with it it was her responsibility to work at her famiy's craft and I find it disgusting she would be that selfish and then fuck off to be a lowly baker
>>27313311
So she's adopted?
Why do Appulfags get so worked up over the background pony meme?
I'd much rather my waifu get called that than a slut/cunt
>>27311630
https://github.com/woodenphone/Derpibooru-dl
>>27313331
Can you not post until you're ready to discuss a good horse?
>>27313339
>AJ not a good horse
>>27313194
Blueblood and Trenderhoof, think thats all yeah
>>27313347
Rarity is a good horse
Try that now
You are pathetic.
>>27313283
woah spoiler that stuff anon
>>27313353
>>27313353
If your top horses aren't Rarity, AJ, and ponk you don't know shit
>>27313329
Maybe
>>27313331
>AJ fans
>annoyed at bg pone jokes
It's not 2012 anymore. You're the only one getting worked up here mate.
>>27313331
>background pony meme
>not about Fluttershy
you what mate
>>27313389
Maybe starting off this season, she had a promnent role in the last episode
>>27313133
You're an idiot then.
A slut SLEEPS WITH A LOT OF GUYS, flirting doesn't make you a slut.
>>27313400
She did? She was no more prominent that the rest of the mane 5.
>all these waifu fights
Is it not enough to love your waifu? Why must you attack each other's love?
>>27313405
Flirting to get something from someone else, be it a little help or information doesn't make you one either.
I honestly believe this.
>a pure and innocent little pony
>>27311630
>and i need to have a huge gallery of rarity pictures with me
why?
>>27313407
She was the first to notice Dash's problem and knew the background on it (the rest of the mane5 did not)
>>27313414
because it is kind of fun
>>27312952
The moment we shit talk other people's waifu were called elitist
Which main 6 do you think is the best friend to the other main 6 and which main 6 do you think is the worst friend to them?
>>27313445
Well, some of us kind of are...As in, they think she's the 'best character in the show' and other crap
>>27313459
Best: Aj, Ponk and Rarity (more recent seasons)
Worst: Twi and Dash
QUICK REQUESTS
>>27313459
Best: Ponk followed by Rarara
Worst: Honestly it's kinda hard but I'd say AJ
>>27313478
hyperpregnant celestia
>>27313478
RARITY IMITATING RAINBOW DASH
>>27313478
Rarity eating a corn dog.
Nonsexually.
>>27313478
anon inappropriately booping marker
>>27313478
pinkie pie giving hitler a piggyback ride
>>27313478
Rarity totally not being slutty
>>27313487
wh
what does this mean
>>27313478
Death-pony trying to reap Anon's soul but he refuses
>>27313363
Rarity is the only of the 6 that merits discussion
>>27313503
She's hyperpregnant.
>>27313502
Anon that's like fire is cold.
>>27313506
>rarifags
>>27313478
Sweetie Belle looking pensively at the many surrounding jugs of tea
>>27313510
>plebs
>>27313478
Pinkie and Twilight riding a rock. Just like the pioneers used to do.
>>27313510
>>27313513synonyms
>>27313423
Very pure and innocent.
>>27313543
nobby draw pank andyour second favorite ponylezzing it up
>>27313543
So that's what that button does.
>>27313550
THAT'S NOT A BUTTON
>>27313553
IT IS NOW
>>27313543
oh my, thanks
>>27313436
And that is prominent how?
>>27313543
ANON!
>>27313543
MARKER PONY IS NOT
I REPEAT
IS NOT
FOR SEXUAL
REPORTED, CALLED THE COPS, TOLD MY MUM3211
![800717__safe_solo_blushing_equestria+girls_cute_rainbow+rocks_cleavage_sweat_adagio+dazzle_artist-colon-baekgup[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/OOvpuJW.png "800717 safe solo blushing equestria+girls cute rainbow+rocks cleavage sweat adagio+dazzle artist-colon-baekgup[1]")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K7rmxjk5RQ
Pony is glad to see you
>>27313576
Verified SLUT.
>>27313576
HOW DO YOU EVEN HAVE THAT MANY BABIES
>>27313589
a shitload of powerthirst
What is politics in Equestrian like?
>>27313594
what does this mean
>>27313581
That horse's coat is dapper as fuck.
>>27313589
alicorn reproductive systems are very efficient at utilizing sperm
a stray drop falls anywhere below her waist and boom, hyperpregnancy
please be careful around your rulers
>>27313589
Prolonged eye contact.
>>27313598
>dude wat
God, I wish I was already stoned out of my mind this early.
Hey guys, remember story of the blanks?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/573755
Remember 2011?
>>27313459
Well, we know Fluttershy goes to the spa with Rarity so I like to think she helps her come out of her shell
>>27313597
>Bernie Pony
Why didn't they just put the hammer and sickle on his butt?
>>27313598
what
WE DRAW STREAM
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
>>27313618
what
>>27313620
With the exception of SiE, Rarity is a pretty good friend all around
>>27313636
what
>>27313614
does the mayor ever share her unicorn harem?
>>27313636
dude what?
>>27313578
I want to adore a siren.
>>27313652
what, my dude?
>>27313581
That is a horse
>>27313658
ponies are horses
>>27313667
>tfw you are a very ugly horse
>>27313656
Dude... dude!
>>27313673
HEART OF GOLD
>>27313636
why is your taste in music so terrible nobby?
Meanwhile in the horse mansion...
>>27313686
Rarity is truly a slut
>>27313686
>Fluttershy kept in the attic like the sub-equine she is
good
>>27313491
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fa3_1421333953
fun!
>>27313708
>Nobby posting shit opinions
oh wow how surprising
>Anon, it's your auntie Cadance!
>How's your love life?
>>27313786
Love life is a rather grandiose term for staring at women on the bus.
>>27313786
She does that because she knows the answer, right?
QUICK I NEED THE DANKEST OF THE HORSE MEMES!
>>27313505
>>27313708
One day she'll take the pillow and get her revenge while you're asleep
>>27313786
much better since I got that Mary you sent me, thanks
>>27313814
A persistent foe. She just can't refuse him.
>>27313792
she just wants totake your virginity
would you let her teach you how to please her?
>>27313814
It could be worse, he could be a ginger.
>>27313814
>"You got a warrant?"
Would you rather have an indoor pony or an outdoor pony?
>>27313854
indoor
>>27313786
man
cadance is really cute
look at her horsey snout
i wonder why i never noticed how cute she is
>>27313871
>i wonder why i never noticed how cute she is
You fell for the dude hasbro oc lmao meme
>>27313871
She's an eyesore
>>27313854
As long as they don't shit on the carpet, indoor
>>27313871
I'm glad more people are starting to like her. I've always thought she was pretty
>>27313871
>>27313886
>>27313893
too bad she's so ugly
>>27313865
>"Come on Filly, we have to go or we'll be late for your appointment."
>"I don't WANT to have my wings pinioned, Anon!"
>>27313910
no, YOU'RE ugly
>>27313920
I can confirm, nobby is really ugly.
gimme alewddazzling request
and a ref
I'm really disappointed they went with Rainbow Crash. That was an uncomfortable episode to watch.
I want to bully this horse to death
>>27313943
The sirens at the locker room making fun of femanon's thick physique
>>27313786
Oh auntie, it's been rough. Think you could hook me up with some of that love magic? Looking for a pegasus, but will settle for a unicorn.
Fillies are meant to be filled.
>>27313943
Adagio Dazzle using a microphone as a dildo.
>>27313943
Adagio pimping out the other two to make ends meet
>>27313959
With candy and love!
>>27313871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2IUhgT0kFY
>>27313981
Whoa, how did they get a musicless version?
I could make some awesome sound bites with these
>>27313871
motherly pone
>>27313581
where did you people get this kind of webm
>>27314019
there's a ton of videos of horses out there
people love horse
>>27314019
Internet
What do ponies even do all day
>>27314084
what do you even do all day
>>27313962
I may have misread this
>>27313910
I will kick your ass if you ever say anything like that about taffy princess again
>>27314019
imgur has arbitrary length limits when running a video through their converter, I don't know how to stitch the two of these webms into one with ffmpeg
http://imgur.com/gallery/Cw1MS
>>27314095
god
dammit
>>27314095
>Adagio will never sing to your penis as she jerks you off
Why must I have a thing for girls with good singing voices?
>>27314094
I post ponies
>>27314004
>musicless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXDVOjxkQtI
>>27314103
>wrapping your dick in her hair and humming beautiful sounds at your junk
>>27314095
LOOKS GOOD TO ME
>>27314084
Wait for you to watch their show
>>27314094
be a neet
occasionally draw pone
attempt to escape neetdom
>>27314087
she's such a cheery pony
Wait a minute.
There's a show?
>>27314122
>escape neetdom only to return to it
>>27314111
BUT HOW!?
>>27314111
Man, Chrysalis' second part is just perfect
I hope she gets another song when she appears again
>>27314111
Bit arousing desu
>>27314137
The only callback I got was for an overnight job, and I didn't know it was overnight until I got to the interview. I'm not nocturnal, so that wasn't going to work out for me.
>>27314142
Music has multiple channels, instruments, vocals, backing etc.
Software can pretty easily extract the channels and mute whichever you want.
https://youtu.be/_IQkkyN9JAg?t=2m16s
>these 5 seconds
Does anyone remember pinkie remix with these bits? She was saying 'booring' every 5 seconds and it was similar to Tylenol.
>>27314130
why would someone make a show about my little pony
it would be terrible
it certainly wouldn't be for kids
>>27314175
I have no problem getting jobsIt's just bring around people and trying to interact with them that I struggle with. I always get extremely nervous or paranoid and end up quitting over mistakes I probably never made
What is your predict for the next episode?
>>27314083
L O L
>>27314271
what a couple of good friends
>>27314277
Twilight tells us all a comfy story and at the end they sing
>>27314083
1 | 2
____
2 | 2
>>27314244
the previous generations didn't have that much porn, why would this one be any different?
>>27314306
that's a good question
why has this gen inspired so many of us to get our dicks out when the others didn't
>>27314277
It'll be comfy
>>27314327
There was no furfag back then
>>27314327
>Cloudtrails are poisoning Equestria
>>27314359
Holy fuck what's wrong with her torso.
Watch civil war with fillies
>>27313950
With her magical power it seems more likely that she would bully you to death
>>27314348
>There was no furfag back then
>>27314381
how many fillies?
>>27314381
Please do not make the fillies wage war with each other.
>>27314366
pony is bean
PREPARE FOR ADORABLENESS
>>27314399
Aww yes princesses + butts
>>27314399
>if you are here to have a ride, you must wait your turn
Fantastic
>>27314399
>Want to fuck Cloudy Quartz
>She's married
Oh well
>>27314327
the design gave curvy butts and "legs"
everytime I see that original post, I want to say that
>>27314327
>terribolts
A perfect team for Dash to join then
>>27314425
Rd tried to kidnap Spike AND Scootaloo in the same ep
Explain this
>>27314464
She though she could steal a dragon/fully and no one would ever know.
>>27314478
...what
>>27314541
Pinkie is the best
>>27314549
that is the cutest banner and I bet Scootaloo spent all day painting it
>>27314399
Luna's face in the third panel is great
do you think the wonderbolts' co-ed barracks ever lead to someorgies
>>27314549
I love it when we see pone drawings of pone
They're always so cute
>>27314592
>How Rainbow Dash sees her friends
https://youtu.be/1FwtC-1bpx0?t=2m18s
>1 season worth of material
>still better than recent pmv
d-did i just waifu one pony doing an impression of another
>>27314298
They are two thirds of a trio thats been around consistently since Dragonshy
a very cute trio
holy shit that's really fucking gay
anyone have a webm of this
>>27311970
i hope no one ever makes any porn of this
Horsey snouts are perfect for BJs.
>>27314723
I like how the other two are completely unmoved by it
It must happen with some frequency
>>27314723
Dash wants a foal reallllly bad
>>27314581
probably. they are all top athletes at the height of their physical performance
>>27314739
too bad her years of flying accidents have rendered her infertile
also her personality and voicejk i love her
>>27314753
The Wonderbolts are not sluts.
They do have post practice cuddle piles though.
>>27314756
she might be able to give birth to a cloud though
>>27313332
thanks guy
i will check it out
>>27314388
Oh man I'm getting nostalgic for furry porn
>>27314785
>Picture of Spitfire with a Rarity filename
Why do you do this anon?
>>27311630
Do you just want to look at pictures of Rarity because don't want to go camping?
dash achieved her dream
when will the others achieve their dreams
what were their dreams again?
>>27314797
he needs attention
>>27314805
Twilight: Make some friends
Pinkie Pie: Party
Fluttershy: Be shy literally all the time no matter what
Applejack: Apples
Rarity: Fuck every stallion in Canterlot (still in progress)
>>27314399
this guy has some good shit
>>27314809
More like the entire male population of Equestria.
>>27314833
What an ambitious mare
>>27313332
Is github downloading slow as shit for anyone else?
>>27314785
Absolutely.
>>27314804
i am going to download every picture of rarity with a huge ass for jacking off
>>27314833
She's not an alicorn yet, anon
what would sex with a pony even be like
i mean position wise
they're so little
>>27314848
missionary
doggy style
reverse cow pony
>Limestone Pie's angry love making is not a life changing experience.
>>27314851
you mean pony style
its all pony style
>>27314844
>the woods are covered in jizz
>>27314851
>reverse cow pony
Oh God yes.
>>27314911
it just looks like so much fun
from both perspectives
>>27314860
OPPA PONY STYLE
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY SEXY PONY
>>27314844
That's a good plan
Hey guys I made some oc check it out
>>27314954
Of course it would be the Pinkiefags that start shit.
>>27314966
>Everyone ganging up on the Rarifag
Sounds about right
>>27314966
pinkie has been kind of an asshole to background ponies this season, all for the sake of a gag.
i think they are really pushing the limit
>>27314961
I don't think I'd watch it
![886788__safe_princess+luna_princess+celestia_smiling_cute_tongue+out_magic_floppy+ears_cloud_nightmare+moon[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KDpUgt5.jpg "886788 safe princess+luna princess+celestia smiling cute tongue+out magic floppy+ears cloud nightmare+moon[1]")
>>27314867
>>27315006
what the fuck did you do now little apple
>>27314867
That's a weird mix of anthro and pone.
>>27315009
she appled
>>27315014
yep, forelegs are killing my boner
>>27315014
whenever i see these i always instantly imagine them trying to walk around like a horse with the short forelegs.
the ass would be really high up
>>27315027
Unf
>>27315051
*metamorphs into a quality poster*
Are we gonna see more Wonderbolt costume on Dash?
>>27315065
*transforms into a pony*
yo where the pretty dresses at
>>27315065
She'll probably have another appearance later
Maybe the finale
>>27315005
Hnnng>you'll never tie NMM up and watch her be grumpy in the silent corner
>>27315065
I once tried my hardest to pretend to be a quality poster
i found out it was not possible, i am too far gone
>>27315086
Is she going Super Saiyan with the uniform?
>>27315112
How would that work?
>>27315065
Seems like a reasonable assumption. She's a full fledged Wonderbolt now so we'll probably get at least one additional episode where they show Wonderbolt-y things
>>27315106
I was JUST laughing about this while eating some bread
>>27315116
She wears uniform
Then RAINBOW
>>27315106
>succ
isn't that newspeak for sex
Like I distinctly remember one of post in klondork's tumblr saying "I wanna give deathclaws the succ"
>>27315122
I hope we get an episode where they get some positive characterization
>>27315137
It means sucking dick.
Slang is not hard to figure out, man.You're reminding me of my grandfather
>>27315140
>the wonderbolts
>positive characterization
hahaahahame too. i like their designs
PONYBALL Z
>>27315153
OH YEAH
WELL YOU REMIND ME OF NOBBY
HOW'S THAT YOU WHIPPERSNAPPER
>>27315164
JOKES ON YOU I THINK NOBBY IS REALLY COOL AND WOULD LET HIM STAND NEXT TO ME SO HE LOOKS COOLER
>>27315153
i never thought it would happen to me but i am really losing touch with this shit. more and more i am seeing words i cant even figure out from context and have to go look it up.
>>27315176
You're turning into an old man, anon.
I'm sorry.
>>27315161Spitfire is my waifu, and it makes me feel bad when people say she's shit
I HOPE I'M NOT INTERRUPTING ANYTHING IMPORTANT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmps41yF52M
https://fuwa.se/f/jDi5TN.webm
>>27315140
Like this current episode that showed that they are a tighknight group that respects each other and enjoy some jokes at other members expense, but never take it too far?
>>27315195
I'm aroused and a little frightened
>>27315191
my worst fear in life is turning into an old man who uses memes incorrectly so my plan has been to just stop using memes in real life altogether.
BACK IN MY DAY
WE DIDN'T HAVE TO SOLVE THESE NEWFANGLED CAPTCHAS
>>27315193
I think she's alright. She is running a semi-military group so it is no surprise that she can seem a tad unfriendly whenever she is shown acting as their leader
>>27315208
>Old anon and old stallion spend their days yelling at foals and talking about the good old days and sometimes playing checkers until one of them flips over the board
>>27315193
>it makes me feel bad when people say she's shit
>tfw someone talks shit about your waifu and you get legitimately mad
Maybe I should seek help
>>27315219
>using memes in real life
Why would you even?Are you confusing slang with memes?
>>27315208
everyone in here likes to think they have extreme fetishes but in 20 years when the ultra extreme fetishes start rolling out we will all say how the old days were better.
>>27315206
I did enjoy that, though there are still a lot ofneigh-sayerswho still say the episode and they are shit.
I thought the episode was about a 7/10
>>27315219
you just have to keep up with the memes
you have meme memes to make memes
>>27315232
>Tfw you cannot stop yourself from replying to people that insult your favorite pony
Maybe we both need help
>>27315232
yeah it's retarded.
Unless you waifu celestia. In that case you have every goddamn right to beat the shit out of everyone badmouthing her and frothing at the mouth is expected.
>>27315237
When have you left your basement the last time?
Memes are the hot normie shit now.
>>27315244
Yeah. It was a really solid episode for me and I normally do not like Dash episodes.
Everything Dash did and the way the wonderbolts acted towards a newbie seemed appropriate. They weren't even mean to her at all.
>>27315252
>Unless you waifu celestia.I do.
>>27315225
BACK IN MY DAY
WE DIDN'T HAVE NO /R2D2/ ROBOT BOARD
WE JUST HAD /B/ AND CALLED IT SHIT
>>27315219
Eventually classic memes will ironically make a comeback and you can feel smug satisfaction for having been there in the beginning.
>>27315253
Usually when "normies" say memes they mean image macros.I only leave my house for three things and I can still keep up with the hot new slang and memes
>>27315269
>I only leave my house for three things
Work, shopping and?
>>27315237
you cant fucken ride the bus anywhere without hearing someone say top kek.
>>27315252
But Celestia is so useless she's almost not a character
>>27315279
ok joke or not this made me angry
>>27315261
It's okay, anon.
I understand.
>>27315263
>>27315263
>>27315263
What do you know about Spitfire?
>>27315278
Shopping, weed, and to see my therapist.
>>27315279
For real?I don't ride public transportation because it freaks me out. And I live in a low income neighborhood so the people that live here aren't concerned with memes I guessIt drives me nuts when I see someone say kek or cuck on another website.
