Who do you buy, /mlp/?
>>27221281
Spike and rarity
>>27221281
Spike and Twilight.
>>27221281
Pank and Maud. Ponka is my waifu, and her sister would make her happy.
>>27221281
Can I buy two ponkas?
>>27221281
Nyx.
Easily get my richbucks back and buy her CMC friends.
>>27221281
Rarity and Twilight
>>27221281
A hundred blowjobs from your mother
>>27221281
depends on how much money I'm given
>$100: AJ, and Twi
>$150: add Spike
>$200: add Rara
>$250: add Ponka
>$300: add Derpy
>$400: add Luna
>$500: add Tia
I'm getting really weird fluffy pony vibes here
>>27221281
None. I use that $100 to buy my next fix.
>>27221281
>Freeze put the fucking pony's in the bags!
>>27221281
Poor neet so I can't afford to spend a single dollar.
Sorry girls but I couldn't afford to keep you eiter
>>27221281
Work more then buy them all.
>>27221281
Twilight and Spike.
>>27221281
Aj and dash, they should be able to keep each other sane and not lonely
>>27221281
Rainbow Dash and Rarity.
>>27221281
Applejack and $50 worth of supplies for her.
>>27221281
I would buy Luna, but Celestia seems really sad, so I'll buy her to make her happy.
>>27221281
>buy Derpy and Rainbow Dash
>film their hilarious interactions
>make mad cash from bronies
Fluttershy would be the best one.
She even canonically wants to be a pet.
My conscience would force me to buy Applejack, because she makes an honest and modest display of herself.
Maybe Spike too, because he's so scared, but really, who wants to buy Spike?
So that means I'd probably end up buying Pinkie/Applejack. Or Lyra/Applejack.
>>27221281
I'd buy tia in a heartbeat. Praise the sun!
>>27221281
I'll pay the $100 for Luna
Pinkie and Lyra
>>27221281
Celestia, $100 for a magical miniature horse sounds like a good deal.
Maud and Twilight. Going for a hike, take the Rock Pone. Quiet day indoors reading, I have Book Princess to read with.
I can't resist applejack. And then maybe RD because she is my favourite.
>>27221281
I'd save my money for some fillies.
>>27221281
I've got enough cash for Rarara, Ponk, and Flutters, so I'll take all three of them home.
>>27221281
Uh, all of them?
>>27221281
fixed version here
removed the filler. Nobody was going to pick the anyways, they are here only to make you feel bad
>>27221281
Ponk and Appul
>>27222333
The pony I want isn't here. Fuck your shit version.
>>27221281
>Buy Luna
>Use her dream walking to find the location/owners of the others
>Steal them
>only $100
what do you think I am, some kind of pleb?
I'd drop $10,000 on Celestia in a heartbeat.
>>27221281
I live in the UK, dash is mandatory to fix our shitty fucking weather
>>27223405
My nigga.
>>27223421
Is it really that bad? How often does it rain?
>>27221281
Flut and AJ/Pinkie, can't decide
100 bucks for my waifu?
Moonbutt please.
>>27223457
Yesterday it snowed, rained and hailed all in the one day
>>27221374
This made me choke on my own tongue
>>27221281
>implying I have only $100
>implying I wouldn't buy them all and free them, or take them home, or whatever they wanted.
Sunbutt I might keep just because she is rocking that pink bow, and because sun hoers is best hoers.
This is one of those thread prompts that I autismally overthink. Is this Earth or Equestria? If I am there with money to purchase one, does that mean I can set them all free? Can they go home? If this is Earth, do they need a human sugar daddy to support them? Can they get jobs? Imagine Maud Pie waiting tables at Hooters.
>>27223511
Fuck man. I live in the desert rain is a rarity here. Summer sucks were I'm at. 120 F/48.8 C
That's some cheap ponies.
Buy them all cause wagefag has money
>>27221281
Two Applejacks
>>27223445
>buy celesti
>I'm now God emperor of the sun
>>27224473
I prefer whiskey sours, myself.
Rainbow Dash and Applejack for waifu & worker
besides, they get along great
>>27224566praise it.
>>27221308
Fucking this.
Any other answer is objectively wrong.
>>27221281
>100 dollars
>Go to bank
>withdraw another 600 dollars
>buy every pony (not including spike)
>goingtofuckthemall.jpgfeelsgoodman.jpg
anyone seen slave pony
where are my friends
>>27221281
Harphorse and Sunbutt.
>>27221281
>you have $100
No I don't I'll buy them all
>>27221281
Not even a sunfag, but I'd have to go with Celestia.
>>27221281
Get Rarity, use the rest to take her out to dinner.
>>27221281
take out my credit card like anyone who isn't an idiot.
jesus fucking christ you people are fucking retarded.
its so fucking obvious that almost none of you have ever needed to leave the house, much less buy anything for yourself.
>>27221281
>Buy Spike and Applejack
>Have Spike score the glass of the rest of the cases with his gem cutting claws and teeth then let Applejack smash it open with a hard kick
>Proceed to take everyone.
A gun, and then free them all using threat of violence.
>>27225082
How would you fuck the mall? Did you mean "fuck it up," as in you're going to take them to the mall and let them loose, and their natural pony shenanigan tendencies are gonna turn things upside down?
>>27221281
That green one looks rather full of spunk. She will make an adequate pet. But she'll need something to keep her busy when I can't, so even though it's expensive as fuck I'll take that chew toy to the right of her.
>>27221281
>>27225603
>Disinterested
Buy Ponk and tell me that wont change.
>Spike
>Actual thread
Ignorable threat.
I think Lyra's only "dangerous" because someone probably let her out and shenanigans ensued with difficulty in putting her back in her cage. Probably wouldnt be bad to actually own
>Applejack
>Beggar
She's a work horse. She'll do physical labor if you give her a place.
>>27221281
Applejack and Celestia, in that order.
>>27225603
>literally explaining the joke
>>27225664
>implying this is a joke
>>27225603
>Rainbow Dash overselling
>but not Pinkie
>>27225714
Pinkie can't oversell cause she's perfect.
>>27221281
>Take a job at the store caring for all the pones
>cuddle them regularly and see to their happiness and well-being
>>27225628
They all suck m8
>Luna would keep making loud noises, waking you up every night and forcing you to look after her since she keeps fucking flying away and getting lost
>Celestia would eat too much and try to give you orders
>Derpy would bite furniture and shit all over the floor, if she doesn't end up burning your house before that
>Lyra would constantly try to bit your hands, would complain everytime you stopped paying attention to her for a few minutes
>Spike
>Maud would fill your house with rocks, her non expressive personality would get boring quick
>Rainbow Dash would require your attention and brag about herself all the time, would sometimes be overly competitive or simply a cunt
>Twilight would force you to buy her books every fucking week, would try to convince you to buy all her friends because friendship
>Rarity would make you buy her expensive shit all the time, refusing to accept her status as a pet
>Fluttershy would bring cockroaches and other dirty creatures to your house, would not allow you to kill any of them, eventually you will need to feed a bunch of extra mouths
>Pinkie Pie wouldn't have anyone else to party with, if you refuse her parties she goes full party of one
>Applejack would be unhappy unless you live in a farm
>>27221281
Just how big are these ponies supposed to be? it looks like they're about the size of rabbits if they can be stored in a pet store display.
>>27225603
>talking to herself
Why is this weird?
>>27221281
Celly.
>>27221281
I go to the bank and withdraw another $600 and go broke and buy them all.
>>27221281
It's between Luna, Twilight and Fluttershy.
Luna is the most physically attractive, and thus the best fuck
Twilight is waifu material, you could actually have a great conversation with her
Fluttershy would be really fun to mistreat and abuse. I'd love to beat her back and blue and fuck her while tears poured out her eyes.
>>27225833
Now now, no need to bring that edge here.
>>27223560
Are you an arab?
>>27225737
>implying it's not a "sold in 24 hours or glue/spice factory"-tier sale
>>27221281
Fluttershy, and spend the other $50 on things for fluttershy.
>>27221461
Holy fuck underrated
>>27225866
No I live in Arizona
>>27221281
Buy Rara and Flutters. Because they're adorable together.
>>27224566
Praise it anon.
>>27225750
>Spike
kek
But Maud filling my house with rocks would be awesome. I fucking love rocks. If she were pocket-sized I would bring her everywhere to scope out rocks with me.
>>27225750
Pretty much all of these things assume the owner is a spineless pushover who can't put boundaries on his own pets. Which, if that's true, means he deserves all of it.
derpy should be discounted at least 10% due to faulty eyes and being a retard
>>27221281
>But AJ
>Use the leftover $50 to celebrate
>>27226469
Nah, she'd just be like a little pup. Cute and teething with an urge to gnaw but in a few months you'll get her fed and well trainedin stealthly ruining the neighbors' furniture
>>27225750
>>Spike
>>27221281
>use money to buy a good lockpick set and a change of clothes from thrift stores
>use already existing makeup and experience to make my self look like a 40 year old Korean man
>break in after closing
>steal pones
>let camera see "my" face
>escape with pones
>burn clothes
>laugh as police look for a 40 year old Min-jun
>get away with small time robbery
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>>27224566
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>>27225817
>Praise it 24-7
>$100
>Celestia
Kind of did that in IRL already...
>>27221281
>Spike is the only one who doesn't want to be a pet
I will buy him, I will buy him and I will break him.
>>27226465
>waifufags
>having a spine
>>27221281
Why would I not pick that glorious Sunbutt?
>>27221308
but would you trying to fuck ponka make maud happy?
>>27221308
Came here to say this
>>27226752
It would be like getting a friend who would be the world's best adviser to guide you to your goals. Crazy useful, and also adorable!
>>27221281
quasi immortal sun goddess of the ass of course.
>>27222333
>double trips
>impressive
>>27221281
When is this fag going to add more ponies? I want my Shining and Cadance pets!
>>27225833
>Fluttershy would be really fun to mistreat and abuse. I'd love to beat her back and blue and fuck her while tears poured out her eyes.
>what the fuck.jpeg
>>27226752
Because I can pick glorious moonbutt
None I go to supercenter and buy bugbutt from there surpirior stock then I take her home and praise her as my goddess/queen
Twalot and Spike. Not even waifu or husbando. But only a monster would separate them.
>>27229370
>only a monster would separate them.
It's like you've forgotten where you are, friendo.
derpy and rainbow crash
>>27221281
flip a coin.
if heads one $100 poner, if tails two %50 pones
if a 100 dollar ponny flip coin again
heads for luna tails for sunbutt
if two $50 dosh punnys Lyra for sure then flip a coin again
heads for Maud pie, tails for about 35 CSGO keys
>>27221461
guys the thermal drill, go get it
>>27221281
Where the fuck is GlimGlam?
I'm going to another store.
>>27221281
the real question is... how big are they?
if they are sexable size ill take 2. flutters and mint
>>27231116
My headcanon says the "normal" ones are about the size of smallish Shetland or Falabella ponies. The Princesses are smallish, even petite thoroughbred mares, at least in size.
The normal ponies can look you in the eyes if they're up on their hind legs. The Princesses can manage that on four legs.
disclaimer: blah blah blah yakkety schmackity, shiggy diggy doo wop, desu senpai
>>27231189
Too big tbhfam
>>27231221
>implying you don't want to walk up, lift Sunbutt's tail, and just moosh your face into her sensitive ponut and start licking
>implying you aren't up to pleasing eight hundred pounds of very feminine nonhuman sophont
>implying you wouldn't make satyr babbies with Squiggletail and then teach them to ride her
>>27231389
This man gets it
>>27231389
Celestia is fucking shit
>>27231841
Probably fluttershy. She won't ever bother me like the other ponies after a couple of days, but the same time she would be emotionally attached to me
