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>So what is this thread about?
This thread consists of everyone's favorite human, Anon, the only problem is that he's now a cute, green little filly.
>What should I expect?
Fillies, cuteness, shenanigans, and usually a bitchy Twilight.
>Pictures? Pastebins?
Dropobox:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/h46ituoalc71wp9/AACmTe3H8s10ArK3-5Q_3juqa?dl=0
Stories:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a4t08j9QfWYnKlivtEHxvvuxHddJy29JOPXuJeQijMY/
>Recent popular stories:
http://pastebin.com/rd4ssrZu
Punch ghost AnonFilly by STAND PROUD
>I'm a writer!
Awesome! Just be sure to link your pastebin to the OP for Fauvra and President Clop to add!
>>27154952
First for skater gurl
Filly a cute.
>>27154952
You broke the thread.
AnonFilly goes unnamed.
I've got a request for any drawfags
EQG Anonfilly as JoJo, Twist as Caesar and the Dazzlings as the Pillar Men
Nyx cock vores Anonfilly then cums her remains into Snowdrop who bares the child of all three genetics.
>>27156245
fuck off
>>27156245
hot
>>27155358
kek/10
Wheelybopper / 10
>>27156245
unf
I need more pervy Twi in my life.
Is anon filly for sexual?
>>27159099
dubs confirm yes
>>27159111
trips confirms super yes
Wait just one minute here, so Allofmyregret is not Stand Proud? I'm pretty fucking sure when he posted his stories intro that he wanted his name changed to stand proud when the introduction got good reviews, or am I just memory banbuzzled?
>>27158024
>>27158855
Twilight molests AnonFilly and tries to keep it a secret from others when
>>27156245
drawfags?
>>27159947
Isn't that like every Anonfilly story?
>>27159963
No, fuck off.
>>27160432
>literally telling content creators to fuck off
wew lad you're like free bait
>>27160957
I was telling the nyxfag to fuck off for his horrible request. >>27156245
>>27156245
Nah
Sorry for not posting, but things have been pretty busy for me lately. Will try to update tomorrow, though.
>>27161569
Apology accepted as soon as you post more Trixiemom green.
>>27161569
>trixie episode tomorrow
nice
>>27163423
>tomorrow
Anon, I've got bad news...
>>27163423
m8next week
>>27163632
>>27163693
I accidentally high
I blame tree hugger
>>27159130
That's definitive proof right there
>>27164383
I'm intentionally high as fuck.
I'll say ground control to major Tom when I fly by
>>27164743God, I still can't believe he's gone.
>>27156245
>bares
>>27164866
rip
>page 9
>>27166618
>Anon screams "RAAAAAPE"
Reminder that this is a Nyx thread. All nyx content should be posted here, and those that post Nyx outside of it need to be directed here.
>>27168577
Fucking die in a fire you god damn cunt. This is not a Nyx thread in the slightest. Nyx doesn't belong her at all
Fuck off.
>>27168577
Holy shit anon I think you went too far.
But please continue
>>27169183
What is Anonfilly going to do with him..? Her look intrigues me.
>>27169317
>>27169183
"The fuck is this thing Twilight?"
>You pick up the weird purple lizard thing.
>Must be a pet of some sort.
>"Oh that's spike. He's a dragon."
"A what now?"
>"Hi!" The wierd purple lizard exclaims.
>Holy shit. First talking horses and now talking lizards.
>"But, you probably already know that from the show." The purple equine says in a proud tone.
"Show?"
>"Yes," She has a slightly worried tone to her voice. "The show you human watch every saturday?"
>You give her a slightly confused look.
>"Oh you know..." She starts humming a song.
>You still have no idea what she's on about.
>"C'mon, my little pony. Y'know-"
"I don't watch a show for little girls I'm a grown ass man."
>>27169659
kekkles
>>27169659
>Twisomething tries to explain something about brownies and large groupings.
>But she's not ringing any bells.
"Y'know it's kind of wierd I'm talking to a cartoon horse you watches little girl shows and kidnaps people to turn them into horses."
>"Y'know Twi," The purple lizard says toughtfully. "When she puts it that way, she has a point."
>"Who's side are you on!?" The purple equine shouts at both of you.
>You both look at each other like one of you threw the other under the bus.
>"I think your overreacting Twi?" the lizard asks the horse.
>God that sounds wierd.
>"Well it's not my fault he's not part of a large majority that watches cartoons!" The equine shouts at the top of her lungs in frustration.
"I've watched a small amount of Gunslinger Girl and KillLaKill, does that count?"
>"No!"
>You feeling a little scarred right now.
>"Don't worry she usually gets like this." the lizard tells you.
>No reason to identify colour if they're both purple.
>Nonetheless the horse is stomping around the room shouting random gibberish to herself.
>>27170100
>twigles is a horsefucker weeabo hater
hue
>>27169659
>>27170100
>>27170425
i like this idea
anonfilly who doesnt already know about ponies beyond that a show exists
i feel as though the shenanigans and interactions would be very different
Rarity is a terrible influence
>>27170778
What a slut.
>>27170778
SLUUUUUUUUUUT
>>27170778
>anon asks Rarity how to make easy money
>>27170820
>hearts in the eyes
My only weakness...
>>27155654
This is hard as fuck
I failed. Sorry.
Hey guys have we ever had rarity as the adoptive mother of anon filly? It could be rationalized as generosity.
>>27171175
You really did draw Twisar well, though. I like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sWLhsMFtDY
lol
>>27171293
I don't get it. But I'm not gay, so that might be the reason I don't understand it like you.
>>27171175
Thanks, anon, I like it. Never give up.
Okay... Got about 3k characters for you... It's not much, I know, but for some reason it was really hard for me to continue from where I left off.
But I shoudl be able to continue from there relatively smoothly.
Anyway enjoy.
~~~
>Luckily, Trixie was right in her assumption and you reached the address in roughly the time she predicted, now standing before a rather odd looking building.
>Well... It's not exactly odd looking, but... It just doesn't seem to fit in with the houses that surround it.
>While you very well reminds you of something a pony would have been built, some details of it, like its bronze framing and the weird wooden protrusions on its walls, just make it stand out somewhat awfully.
>Also... Why are its upper windows so damn big? Almost looks like they were made to be used like doors... But they have no balcony?
>Seems a bit suicidal...
>"There we are."
"Eeyup."
>"If you would ask Trixie, she would think that this doesn't look particularly trustworthy...", she groans, "But what other choice do we have? Let's head inside."
>Sighing, she approaches the iron-bound door and puts a hoof on its handle, filling your mind with thoughts of warmth and comfort as she pulls it down.
>Trixie's wagon might quite comfy and it has all the necessities a pony could ask for, but to claim that it has any kind of heating would be an outright lie.
>And it has gotten fairly chilly in the last few days... So a "warm from the get-go" bed is a welcome change.
>The familiar sound of a lock snapping into place rings and you dart to Trixie's side in anticipation of that promised resting place.
>But once you hear it play out more than once, that notion quickly peters out and you shoot the azure mare a worried look.
"What's wrong?"
>"It seems to be locked..."
"What?! Aww naw! Try knocking!"
>One of her hooves finds its way to your head and gently delivers a soft bop, making you flinch in surprise.
"Eh! Not on my head, silly!"
>"You don't say?", she replies with a snicker.
"Heh, sorry... Just knock, I'm freezing my flanks off."
>"Already on it.", she says and knocks three times at the oaken plankings, taking a step back as she does so.
>At first it doesn't seem like anyone's at home, but after a short moment you can hear the distinct sounds of hooves trotting on wooden floor in your ears.
>It sounds a lot more matted, though... Not the typical "clip clop" of pony hooves... Uh... You have a bad feeling about this.
>"Yeah?". a muffled, raspy, female sounding voice states.
>"Uhm... A guard said that we should come here if we need shelter. We can't go back to our camp because of those marsh hags.", Trixie answers.
>"Oh, I see. How many?"
>"Two. A filly and a mare."
>"Ponies, huh? Okay then... Let me get the key real quick."
>Ponies? That doesn't sound good.
>A short moment of silence passes, Trixie being apparently tense and strained, until you hear the key she mentioned being inserted.
>More clicking and because of the lack of better words "unlocking" noises resound and the door finally opens.
>As it is being pushed open you can literally see the revulsion in Trixie's face as it gradually reveals who actually unlocked it for you.
>"Hello there. My name is Grimfeather and I welcome to you to my humble abode."
>A fucking gryphon...
That's it. More tomorrow.
See ya than, mates.
>>27171605
>A fucking gryphon...
>>27171190
>>27171396
thanks I'll try again later
http://i.imgur.com/YtzUX42.png
>>27172032
That's a huge cock for a filly...
>>27171838
That's kinda the point... At least for Trixie.
Reminder that Nyx is a major part of the Anonfilly thread and at this point targetting her is just as bad as any other shitpost
>>27172380
fuck off
>>27172380
>Nyx is a major part of the Anonfilly thread.
>>27172552
This is you right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2ZGMZ-dB6w
>>27172380
No one even writes about her. The people who don't hate her just don't care enough about her to even begin to dislike her.
>>27154952
Futanari. You know you want it.
>>27172559
>I go unscripted.
Well, I'd call it improv but yeah.
>>27172913
>Filename
Just give in little filly. She won't help you.
That voice telling you to laugh and play and accept your new form?
Hear how happy it is?
Accept it. It's you now.
You are the little filly.
Forever.
Paint tool SAI is pretty fun
>>27173343
Man is been awhile since I've opened SAI up.
>>27173396
l-lewd
>Man is been awhile since I've opened SAI up.
why?
>>27173396
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>27173465
Haven't had time to use my computer for anything not relating to work.
>>27173598
At least you still drawing, which is very nice based senpai
welp, I can't humans.
How do I become the little mare?
>>27172565
>This
Nyx has more or less just become a foot-in-the-door for this thread to prevent deletion
>>27174043
>Nyx
>prevent thread deletion
u wot m8?
I thought mods deleted Nyx threads on sight, that was why the Nyxfag was hiding out here.
>>27174239
i am a grand supporter of this artstyle
>Nyxfag desperately trying to stay relevant
Top lel
Sorry, Anons, but if you ever look like OP's pic, I'm gonnamassage every inch of you until you learn to purr.
>>27174043
That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard coming from this thread.
>>27175565
Purring is gross and disturbing when it's not a cat doing it.
>>27175328
>Says the anonfillyfondler
holy shit, this thread is still here?!
>>27175769
it's mostly just a dumping ground for nyx nowadays. Kinda like those vore threads that only exist by being bumped with no new content
pic related
>>27175805
To be fair, the people that reacted to Nyx caused the shitposting just as much as the Nyxposters themselves. Both sides are in the wrong as it started out positive until people lashed out and didn't like the reactions they recieved.
>>27175780
That's a blatant fucking lie.
>>27175993
That's a bold statement.
>>27176000
Are you asking me to defend it? I don't think I need to.
>>27176005
And that's your downfall.
>>27176012
What?
The post i replied to was claiming that this thread had become "a dumping ground for nyx", and went on to imply that no new content was ever posted in the thread, that anything posted was old.
Most nyx posts are arguments or bait about nyx, and don't make up the bulk of the thread. Sometimes things are reposted, and the thread moves quite slowly, but there is plenty of new content being created. I just counted at least 14 new images in this thread, and there's at least three ongoing stories.
Please, tell me how I'm wrong.
>>27176065
He's baiting you. Just stop replying to him.
>>27176096
I love it. More cello anonfilly when?
>>27176260
Sure, but i couldn't let him talk shit about the thread.
>>27176260
He is baiting too.
Two shitposters discussing among them.I bet is gsw and gsb
>>27176380
gsw and gsb?
>>27176864
Some writefags
>>27177522
Oh okay, thanks. Why would they be arguing?
>>27177539
One of them is a pro-nyxfag and slips "Nyx" into the OP when he can under what this thread is about.
>>27177619
God, who cares? If nobody got so upset about nyx, no one would post about her. It's absurd, 99% of posts with the word nyx in them are shitposters arguing about nothing.
are we getting green tonight?
>>27177678
>If nobody got so upset about nyx, no one would post about her
Not true, the Nyxfag was posting about her for months non-stop with no end in sight. No one complained at first, but it got really fucking annoying to the point half the fucking thread was Nyx requests and pictures and all that stupid bullshit. People began to push back and the Nyxfag thought he could single-handedly take over the thread. Eventually he gave up for a month or two, but came back just as obnoxious as ever.
>>27174331
I wish I could maintain styles.Blessing: Low tier drawfag
Curse: Each doc that you open your style will change
>>27177742
report doesn't work to requests?
>>27177798
I actually don't know if you can report requests. I know any Nyx related images have been deleted though. I suppose it wouldn't hurt trying to report the requests and other general Nyx faggotry that doesn't include an image. Especially with how much it derails this thread.
>>27177798
Don't worry about style too much, yours will settle by itself with practice. Worrying and putting pressure on youself makes things harder than they should be.
>>27177838
it would be cool if the word nyx would auto change to something else like fag
>>27170100
Thought I'd continue this to break up the Nyxposting.
>"Before you ask," The talking lizard continues. "This is normal behavior for her."
"Ah, should we call the cops or something?"
>"Er, no. She'll calm down in a while. Besides, they can't do much to her."
"Why?"
>"Mainly 'cause she's a princess so she can banish people to the moon I think."
"Really? She sounds kinda like a dictator."
>"A what?"
"Nevermind. I'll just be sure to steer clear of them."
>"That'll be kinda hard seeing as there's four of them."
"Oh..."
>Shit, this- this place is a lot more complex that what you first perceived.
>You stop thinking about the dictators upon notice that the- spike you think it was, is pushing you in a direction opposite of the angry horse.
>"Howabout I give you the grand tour seeing as Twilight's a little busy."
"Uh, ok."
>You get off your rump and follow the spike as he leads you.
>>27178039
remember when you guys bit the hand that fed you by attacking content creators that involved Nyx?
Maybe. Maybe that's why they're upset with you. Maybe it's not because they want to troll you, maybe it's because you attacked people just trying to produce content. I'm not saying everyone here is, but there are some jerks here that started this. You know who you are.
>>27178304
I may have...sorry
>>27178039
thanks
>>27178304
What?
>>27178435
I really- I mean I REALLY like your art style man. Keep up the good work.
>>27178304
>Bit the hand that fed you
>attacking people creating barely related content
>barely related content with a token anonfilly so the Nyxfags could have a place to hide from Scuffy
Yeah, no, fuck off. Nyx and Nyx posters are the worst thing that's happened to these threads because you fuckers do nothing but derail the thread with your shitty OC.
>inb4 complaining about a shitty OC in a thread about a shitty OC response
Irrelevant. This isn't shitty OC general and it isn't Nyx general.
Sorry if I'm interrupting a meaningful discussion but I've colored something that had previously gone uncolored.
I hope it's to all of your liking.
https://derpibooru.org/1139235
>>27178518
>This isn't shitty OC general
Damn, so Anonfilly isn't here?
>>27178666
Well shit thanks satan.
>>27178666
I will check your trips, Satan-san, but your bait is still shitty.
Can we just fucking accept it under one roof already? I don't see why everyone is so upset over anonfilly anyway.
>>27178717
No. Nyx doesn't belong here. End of story.
>>27178730
See? This is why this happens. This attitude is what broke us apart. In doing this you are willingly making the problem worse and chances are you either don't care or genuinely like that.
>>27178730
I personally think both sides just need to stop posting.
>>27178761
Yeah pretty much this. It's getting annoying and eats up posts.
>>27178761
Yeah! Great fucking idea. Stop posting anonfilly. Let's fucking shut down the thread while we're at it.
>>27178755
What the fuck are you even on about here?
>This attitude broke us apart.
Nyx didn't belong here in the first place. There was nothing to break apart except faggots posting their unrelated shit into these threads.
>Willingly making the problem worse.
And saying nothing and just letting the Nyxfags completely take over the thread would make it better how, exactly? The only people who are willingly making it worse are the faggots posting their unrelated shit into these threads.
Fuck off. Nyxfags need to get the fuck out and never come back.
>>27178779
He clearly meant the Nyxfag and the one Anon who calls him out. And not Anonfilly alltogether.
we still love you anonfilly
don't ever forget thatyou're our favourite sister
>>27178812
No, really. Get the fuck out. Your shitty OC doesn't belong here. Fuck off and never return.
>>27178841
No I think you need to leave. This pic is all right.
>>27178841
I live inside you forever. With Satan himself by my side. >>27178666 I know that now and forever they'll never be able to seperate Anon from Nyx.
>>27178854
>I need to leave
>not the faggot derailing the thread
Yeah, no. Not going to happen.
>>27178869
Fuck off.
>>27178881
It takes two to tango. If you both shut up everything would be fine
>>27178881
This is not a dream my sis, and it will never end. This one is the nightmare that goes on. Nyx is here to stay no matter what you pretend and she'll florish long after you're gone.
>>27178899
Double Dubs confirm.
>>27178595
very nice, m8
as always
>>27178595
Edit it to be Anonfilly and Nyx snuggling consenually
>>27178899
No it wouldn't, because he would still be here posting his Nyx bullshit if no one said anything anyways.
>>27178909
Your dubs and trips mean nothing, faggot. Get the fuck out.
>>27178456
>I really- I mean I REALLY like your art style man.
I hope you know how much autistic I'm senpai.
http://i.imgur.com/3FoDeQC.png
>>27178925
Aside from your post being obvious bait... Wat? You don't just change rape fantasies to cuddle ones.
>>27178595
It's shit.
>>27178935
She jacks off to the fact of being nice to her sister
>>27178933
>jooj.jpg
Anon...
>>27178942
Oh hey, that guy is back again too.
I think it stopped.
>>27179074
The nightmare will never end.
>>27178951
What?
>>27178039
Now that the chaos is over I can focus on this.
>You follow the spike as he leads you down corridor after corridor.
>At least he knows where he's going.
>The first stop on the tour was the kitchen and dining area, both suited for at least five people.
>Despite what you first thought the technology is quite complex compared to what you had back home.
>Everything has a sort of crystal aspect to it.
>Almost like a giant hall of mirrors.
>You put the creepy thoughts to the back of your mind as you quickly keep up with the spike.
>He soon leads you to the master bedroom and bathroom. Twilight's bedroom and bathroom to be more specific.
>Despite it being for one person- er- pony. It's very grand and large. It even has a balcony out front.
>You take note that spike's bed was downstairs where you found him.
>"And here's your room." Spike opens a door in front of him leading into a guest room.
"Wait my room- Woah!"
>Upon entering the room you take in how massive the 'guest room' is from your perspective.
>You even get your own bathroom.
>"Yeah this is your room." the spike reassures you.
"Yeah but, I'm not staying forever? Right?"
>You wouldn't mind being a pastel coloured horse for a bit, but for your life that's just...
>Spike shrugs.
>"That's the plan at least."
"Oh."
>"Don't worry we can work it out with her later."
>You nod.
>Now wasn't the time to get worked up in family matters.
>You can work at that later.
>You quickly turn back to Spike.
"Wait, I got one last question."
>Spike stops halfway through the doorway.
>"What's up?"
"What does Twilight need me for again, y'know being a filly and all?"
>"Oh right, uh." He slowly rubs his neck with his awkward response.
>He walks back inside slowly shutting the door behind him without a sound.
>"She wants you so she can impress her brother."
Why isn't there more art of Anonfilly with the CMC?
>>27180362
Any suggestions?
>>27180413
Anonfilly showing the CMC lewd websites.
>>27180418
I got you fampai
>>27180522
Thanks, super famicom.
>>27179676
>mirrors
>creepy thoughts
kek
>>27180687
>Anon thinking that wincest is wrong
That's definitively a changeling.
>>27180728
nah, he just realized the purple is more lewd than he thought.normie anon REEEEEE
Hey guys, where is the paste bin from the body snatcher prompt whose embodiment was a hearth felt wish from filly anon ?
nyx and anonfilly is wincest
>>27181080
Fuck off.
>>27181106
You should probabily think about being nicer to me.
>>27181106
Oh boy.
Here we fucking go again.
>>27180530
Quick question. What would you like their reaction to be?
>>27181080
But they aren't related by blood... It would just be sweaty, sticky and a bit awkward filly on filly action.
>>27181138
it's nyx porn
>>27181115
No. Fuck off, Nyx doesn't belong here in the slightest. Go away.
>>27181138
Different for every Crusader. Sweetie could be embarrassed, Applebloom a bit curious but still embarrassed and Scoots could full on like it.
Looks great so far, by the way!
>>27181156
woah dude, calm down. Don't want to cause anyPast Sins
Anon filly got transported by magic and is now stuck in the Darkest dungeon with 3 other ponies.
What happens now ?
>>27181168
You made this joke in another thread already.
Or you just blatantly stole it.
>>27181141
>sweaty, sticky and a bit awkward filly on filly action
>implying that isn't the best kind of filly on filly action
>>27181168
I'm going to disrupt this triggering with more triggering.
>>27181178
Level up, upgrade her equipment anddie a very painful death
>>27181183
the one with nyx
>>27181202
Someone needs a one way ticket to the gas chamber.
Hint:It's you, faggot.
Nyx was literally the best thing to ever happen to this general.
>>27181222
The trips of truth.
Welp.
>>27181222
trips confirm nyxfag needs to be gassed
>>27181227
Nyx is literally the worst thing that happened to this general. You faggots do nothing but derail the entire fucking thread with your shitposting and your shit OC.
>>27181239
Pot calling kettle black.
>>27181227
I'd explain to you all the reasons why you're completely fucking wrong, but there's a 2000 character limit for posts and I don't want to have to use up 20% of this thread's remaining posts before the bump limit.
>>27181234
just like anonfilly is a shit OC
>>27178666
>>27181249
WILL YOU TODDLERS SHUT UP!!!! I'M TRYING TO WATCH MUH HENTAI!!!
>>27181249
Hey, someone's gotta stand against this faggot. They nearly took over anonfilly before and threatened to shitpost it into oblivion when people began to push back. They are without a doubt the worst thing to happen to the thread and they need to fucking leave.
>>27181268
That's your opinion and that's fine. But regardless of how shitty Anonfilly is or how shitty you think she is, this is the Anonfilly thread, not the Nyx thread.
>>27181195
Probably.
I think that anon filly, being a human, is more desensitized by horror than ponies are but lack the 'spark' of joy and high spirit. More stress resistance but less stress recovery.
Ponies company will reduce her stress and she help them atone and control their fear.
I can imagine filly anon reassuring them in their worth since she's used to the sense of dread, fear and loneliness from her past.
She will probably a primal sense of courage that is savage but will help her companions ponies trough the ordeal.
>>27181269
Nyx wants to watch your hentai with you. She loves the storyline.
>>27181281
She will probably have*
>>27181268
This is a christian board. We don't listen to satan trips.
>>27181281
So Anonfilly would be a Man at Arms?
>>27181296
You don't listen to the truth either.
>>27181309
Of course we don't.
This is fucking 4chan.
>>27181301
I guess so. That would make senses.
>>27181315
So that's why people hate it when I say Nyx is a good OC.
>>27181286
Fine.
Between you and that other faggot who keeps raging against you.I'd choose the Nyxfag.
>>27181325
Nyx is a bad OC, fuck off and get the fuck out you double nigger.
>>27181331
Fucking knew it. Undercover nyxfags piss me off.
>>27181325
Personally I don't mind Nyx, but the shitposting is a bit annoying. Not much tho.
>>27181320
So what ponies would be actually helpful in her quest to conquer the Darkest Dungeon?
My picks are:
Celestia for light and stress relief
Twilight for magical pew pew
Applejack for muscle and cool headedness
>>27181344
This. I wouldn't mind that black horslet if there wouldn't be those two turboautists who regularly shit upon the thread.
Well he who fights autists should see to it that he himself does not become an autist.
Regardless, I'd rather sperg and drag the thread down for a little bit to get rid of that faggot to improve thread in the long run.
The Nyxfags got out of control last time and were basically taking over the thread. Any time someone had a story or draw request, the Nyxfags jumped in and tried to shove Nyx into it one way or another and if they weren't doing that, they were simply spamming unrelated Nyx requests and pictures themselves. It was basically Nyx General at that point with Anonfilly OP as cover to hide from Scruffy.
>>27181352
Good question, here are my picks.
-Rainbow Dash due to her warrior spirit, she's basically a hellion with loyalty and good brawl. Although, if other members get a bad resolve check, it could easily shatter her confidence, her ego is easy to hurt, criticism doesn't suit her so an abusive party member is dangerous for her. Filly anon might get abusive resolve check often, that's the most likely answer to high stress. In other term, she is courageous but not brave. Bad resolve check: selfish
-Octavia or Fluttershy with soothing song to ease off the horror of this realm, nostalgic and melancholic song are good way to expel oneself anguish trough the flow of music. I can imagine a violin playing a sad but with a low positive crescendo song about their hopes and struggles. A more tame kind of Jester. Bad resolve check: Hopeless
-Luna, she has similar experience to filly anon about extreme guilt and anguish, she might be a good pick for this extreme environment. She is somehow about to create solace with masochism. Overall, I think Luna would do well. She might have similar traits like the occultist. Understand the darkness to fight it, like the in game quote says.
>>27181338
>>27181448
Stop replying nyxfags and do something useful then.
Make a marker-image-macro-etc advising artists and writefags to ignore nyxfags. Post it in every thread bellow the op.
Artists newfags won't feed nyxfags, only if they're shitposts too.
>>27181580
I concur, apathy is a good solution to this particular problem.
>>27181580
Huh, that's actually a good idea. I'll go throw that together now.
>>27171605
>>27171597
Scrap those posts... God was I drunk yesterday.
Have a revised version.
~~~
>Luckily, Trixie was right in her assumption and you reached the address in roughly the time she predicted, now standing before a rather odd looking building.
>Well... It's not exactly odd looking, but... It just doesn't seem to fit in with the houses that surround it.
>While it very well reminds you of something a pony could have been built, some details of it, like its bronze framing and the weird wooden protrusions on its walls, just let it stand out somewhat awful.
>Also... Why are its upper windows so damn big? Almost looks like they were made to be used like doors...
>Why don't they have balconies then, though?`Seems a bit dangerous.
>"There we are."
"Eeyup."
>"If you would ask Trixie, she would think that this doesn't look particularly trustworthy...", she groans, "But what other choice do we have? Let's head inside."
>Sighing, she approaches the iron-bound door and puts a hoof on its handle, filling your mind with thoughts of warmth and comfort as she pulls it down.
>Trixie's wagon might be quite comfy and it has all the necessities a pony could ask for, but to claim that it has any kind of heating would be an outright lie.
>And it has gotten fairly chilly over the last few days... So a "warm from the get-go" bed would be a welcome change.
>The familiar sound of a lock snapping into place rings and you dart to Trixie's side in anticipation of that promised resting place.
>But once you hear it resound over and over again, this notion quickly dissolves into thin air and you shoot the azure mare a confused look.
"What's wrong?"
>"It seems to be locked..."
"What?! Aww naw! Try knocking!"
>One of her hooves finds its way to your head and gently delivers a soft bop, making you flinch in surprise.
"Eh! Not on my head, silly!"
>"You don't say?", she replies with a snicker.
"Heh, sorry... Just knock, I'm freezing my flanks off."
>"Already on it.", she says and knocks three times at the oaken plankings, taking a step back as she does so.
>At first it doesn't seem like anyone's at home, but after a short moment you can hear the distinct sounds of hooves trotting on wooden floor in your ears.
>It sounds a lot more matted, though... Not the typical "clip clop" of pony hooves... Uh... You have a bad feeling about this.
>"Yeah?". a muffled, raspy, female sounding voice states.
>"Uhm... A guard said that we should come here if we need shelter. We can't go back to our camp because of those marsh hags.", Trixie answers.
>"Oh, I see. How many?"
>"Two. A filly and a mare."
>"Ponies, huh? Okay then... Let me get the key real quick."
>"Thank you..."
>And with that said the voice behind the door vanishes again, hopefully only to return soon and allow you two inside.
"Uhm... She sounded nice?", you chuckle.
>"If you think so... Trixie thought her voice had something unsettling to it."
"Ah, don't be like that. I'm sure she just smokes a lot!"
>"Trixie sure do hopes so... She could do with a fag right now."
>You open your mouth to remark that she technically just swore, but before any words could have left it, a quick hoof is already placed over it.
>"You know what Trixie meant."
"But yo-"
>"No buts.", she interrupts you, "Trixie wonders why you would even know the second meaning of this word."
"There was a stallion back in Ponyville that got called that a lot."
>"Really? Who?"
"Davenport."
>"The guy who owns that sofa and quill store?"
"I think so, yes."
>"So that's why he didn't notice Trixie...", she mumbles into her hoof.
>Did you hear that right just now? Not that this would be any of your concern, but you find the notion that Trixie was interested in Davenport quite adorable.
"Huh? What didn't he do?"
>"Oh? Nothing, dear. Don't worry about it."
"Did Trixie have a crush on ol' Davy?"
>"What?! Of c-course not! Don't be s-silly, dear.", she stammers and averts her eyes from you, her cheeks slowly turning rosy. "He was so obviously gay and Trixie fully knew that."
"Heh, okay then."
>Strike two~
>She murmurs something that you can't quite understand, but you think you heard her saying something about "wasted money" and "flowers".
>Well... Love's not always easy. You know that from experience.
>As you both wait in silence for the lady to get the key, your mind wanders to times long past and a deep sigh escapes you once it reminisces about the mare that once caught your heart.
>It even looked kind of promising back then... Nothing serious yet, but she was on the point of warming up to you and even said yes when you asked her if she would like to visit the Summer Sun Celebration with you.
>But then... You look at your hooves and mindlessly kick a small pebble away... This happened.
>And nothing was ever the same.
>You were declared missing and of course your romantic endeavours were forcefully halted.
>Another sigh escapes you and you banish those memories back to whichever corner of your mind they came from.
>"It's no use crying over spilled milk, huh?", a familiar voice resounds in your head.
"Alas..."
>You wonder how she is doing nowadays.
>"Alack what, Hornet?"
"Nothing, just wallowing in old memories."
>Hopefully she's well.
>"Nice ones?"
"Bittersweet, like most things in life."
>"Do you want to talk about it?"
"Later perhaps. For now I just want to warm myself up."
>"Okay... But don't forget that Trixie always has an open ear for you."
"I would never.", you say and beam her a smile.
>She returns it and lets a hoof run through your mane, which quickly returns to the stone ground once she hears the lock turning.
>"Finally."
>As the door slowly opens you can see how the smile on her face gradually falters as it reveals more and more who unlocked it.
>"Hello there. M' name's Grimfeather, prithee come inside m' humble abode. It's awfully cold tonight."
>A gryphon. A mother fucking gryphon.
>"O-O-Of c-course.", Trixie stammers, sweating quite profusely despite the current temperature, >"T-Thank y-y-you"
>"Don't mention it. I will heat something up for y' right away. Y' look like y' didn't eat for days!", the gryphon titters and heads inside.
>Here's hoping that Trixie isn't actually racist or...
>Or this formerly difficult night might become a hellish one.
That's it for now, gonna try to squeeze one or two more posts in before bed.
Say "No." to Nyx posting.
>tfw
https://my.mixtape.moe/gcikvq.mp4
>>27182040
DO NOT USE A NYX IMAGE YOU DUMB FAGGOT
>>27182061
I thought adding the symbol on top would get the point across and draw more attention than just a text image. What would you suggest to catch people's eye to get the message across?
>>27182081
Pick up some meme-image and do something like >pic
I don't know shit about design so make it better.
Also put some copy-paste with some relevant information, I don't know.
>>27182219
Well, I'm a lazy cunt, so I'll just use that image you posted. It gets the point across well enough.
>>27182040
>>27182219
I like both, but if we didn't have that shitpost war, those images wouldn't be necessary.
>>27182263
Well we did, so here we are. You can thank the nyxfag and his especially persistent strain of retardation.
>>27181572
Meh, now I want to write something about Anonfilly and a few other poners in darkest dungeon land.
That game was really awesome, if you ignore the whole RNG bullshit.
>>27182263
It's less the shitpost WAR and more the shitposing Nyxfag.
There would be no "war" if he wasn't here, derailing the thread with his trash OC. He just needs to stop obsessing over Nyx and definitely has to stop forcing her into everything, especially threads that have nothing to do with her, like this one.
>>27182284
>>27182289
He just posts Nyx to fucking bait you and you alone. You are mostly the only one that replies to him.
>>27182301
He would do it regardless. Remember when the thread was practically overrun with Nyxfaggotry a few months ago?
>>27182301
He isn't alone.
>>27182319
>>27182320
Oh, so they are actually two of you.
And no, I don't remember that, I started writing for the thread in january or so.
But he's like the Leninfag who used to haunt Pinkiethreads, if you don't give him attention and report all his posts, he will eventually vanish.
>>27182219
>>27182284
An edit. If it be better use it.
>>27182284
>>27182289
stopbarneyfagging
>>27182342
Done that since the beginning. Can't vouch for the other guy. Mods are just cock gobbling retards who can't get anything done.
>>27182365
>>27182342
This. I've always reported the Nyx images, they usually get deleted too, but I guess the mods don't like text post reports because I got a warning when I tried it last time.
>>27182365
Well... The mods are doing their jobs... In one way or another.
I will just keep reporting all Nyx shitposting and hope that it does something.
I don't particularly have something against Nys, but I hate the blatant shitposting with her.
>>27182404
Is AN irrelevant OC.
>FTFY
>>27182419
I didn't care one way or the other at first, but the more and more they posted her and shitposted her and derailed the threads I began to start disliking her. That's why I didn't push back right away, because I didn't care at first. But then people started drawing and writing for them, which only made them bolder and post her all the more. It really did get out of control.
>>27182436
thanks
>>27182452
But no one is writing or drawing for her right now. The nyxfag is just shitposting so just report it.FunfactI once considered writing a short Nyx x Anonfilly oneshotJust to shut him upBut I never did, because it would encourage him to shitpost more
>>27182456
No problemo.
By the way... My pastebin is updated, so please be a dear and give it a few more views.
I get hard from this.
http://pastebin.com/rvmJj7bs
>>27182456
you spelled derail wrong you tard
>>27182592
thanks
>>27182615
Now it should be perfect.
I don't know why but I suddenly feel ashamed to be a part of this thread.
No seriously, I don't know why.
>>27182865
It's a stramge feeling, but don't abandon us.
I love your green.
>>27182865
Wouldn't be surprised if that was why Woofr left.
Is it me, or is anyone else seeing the pattern these thread quickly intervaling between actual content andNyx?
>>27182929
I just got back so no.
>>27182879
>impersonating a filly for innocent times with the CMC
>>27183321
scoots wingbonner
>>27183351
I'll be right back
>>27183391
I love you.
>>27183411
Ah gee, thanks Mr. Dubs
https://derpibooru.org/1139493
I would very much like a story based around this image.
>anonfilly actually anoncolt
>ponies just assume he's a cute filly
>he rolls with it
>gets in the pussy of every filly in school without anypony suspecting a thing
alternatively:
>becomes, or always was, a huge fag
>seduces and then gets the dick from every colt in school
>>27183519
top unf
>>27183519
>Everyone thinks he's a filly, even his classmates.
>tries to get the poni pusi from all the girls in his class but somehow ends up with some colt's dick in him instead.
>>27183105
Does it count as impersonation if it's forced upon you like that?
Personally this thread would be better if the anonfilly fags would stop shitposting their OC in our nyx thread.
>>27184577
i hate all of you but damn it this was funny
>>27183968
I think so. I mean, not in such a way that you can be blamed. But yes.
>>27173673
>Little fully trying to destroy the established order
This brings me much smiles
>>27183458
Gotta love Anon
>>27183391
Thanks, man.
Page 9 isn't fine
>>27186881
One day I'm gonna find and kill ya, SP. I fucking had it with your pagism!
>>27186912
Bring it page 9 make my day
Are there any images of satyr anonfilly, if so could someone please post them?
>>27186982
Just because seven ate nine, that doesn't give you and excuse to bite his head off for doing his job.
>>27187060
>satyrIsn't it a goat? Why is this allowed on /mlp/?
>>27189088
Pony satyrs have pony hooves.
>>27183519
>trap anonfilly
How hide the balls?
>>27189932
maybe he doesn't walk around with his tail pointed straight up like most of the sluts living in equestria
maybe he's got a super plush booty that hides his little colt balls from behind
>>27191512
Why are they blushing?!
Is there lewd shit going on that we can't see?!
We have to know!
>>27191602
>anon didn't eat meat today
>anonfilly is a boy
>fluttershy found someone who understand >rape
dunno
>>27191635
So Fluttershy >raped Anonfilly? I want to see her trying to convince her to show her her or his privates while stammering.
>>27059711
Delivered
Guess we're going on a tour. Also casually ask the Unicorned one about some casual spells
>The three fillies look at you with varying degrees of confusion and discomfort
>You clear your throat a bit, getting back down on all fours
“U-Um..I mean, Hello there...I don’t think I’ve meet either of you before, my name is Emerald Meadows, and I-”
>”Hai Emerald! Nice tah’ meet ya’!” The yellow and red one pipes “Ah’m Applebloom, and this here’s Scootaloo, and that there’s Sweetie Bell!” She finishes by pointing to the last one, who of which is looking at your funny.
>”We just came over because we saw you, we’ve never seen any new fillies around her, which means you must be new!” Scootaloo says, hopping a little in place, her small wings flittering like crazy when she’s in the air.
>Sweetie Bell zips to your side, grabbing onto your side and showing off your tush to the others “Look everypony, she hasn’t gotten her cutie mark either!”
>”...And she must be new around here…” Scootaloo says, their tones slowly building up
>”...An’ that can only mean one thing” Applebloom says, bowing her head
>”...It’s time for…..CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS TOUR GUIDES!” All three of them shout together, threatening to burst your eardrum
>You grab onto your head, already feeling a headache coming on
>It’s going to be a long day.
>>27192796Forgot to remove the post's response from my notes' page
Hello Darlings!
Back once more, and with some new changes
The rolling mechanic was a bit wonky before, and would’ve ended horribly if the rolls were used for anything besides charisma really, so I’ve changed it
The way it will work is inspired by, and basically adapted from the FoE:Pen and Paper, if any of you have participated in those before
Anyways, the current stats for Emerald Meadows right now is
Current Stats:
>Level: 2
>Exp: 0/250
>Strength:1
>Perception:3
>Endurance:2
>Charisma:10(+3)
>Intelligence:7
>Agility:2
>Luck:4
>Perk: Charmer
>{Ability: Animal Charmer}
>[Your Inventory 7/10]; Empty Container(x2), Ponyville Map, leaf waterskin, apple, banana, Book on Magic
>[Patchwork’s Storage 2/5]; Stick, Scissors
When rolling for a Trait, it will work as
>Roll (+/- Situational Modifier) = Result
If the resulting roll is equal to or below the given trait, the roll succeeds
So for Charisma, you would need to roll equal to or below 13, due to the 10(+3) stat for Char
That should be all for now, any other notable changes will either be small or easily self-explanatory
THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES
NON, NONN, AND NONNY IN:
BUMP IN THE NIGHT
>Be Nonny, the filly
>Really who did you expect?
>Sunset Bacon-grease?
>Nah, you were the filly to look out for
>Since the formation of the Filly Triumvirate, you, Non, and Nonn had doing all sorts of crazy ass shit!
>And sometimes being absolute assholes to everyone in an attempt to swindle Booze
>MMMMMMM
>BOOOOZE
>Your mouth involuntarily salivates
>The magical Estus of liquid courage that you have been craving for so long, and have come so close to getting….
>Only to be foiled by Twiggles the Hutt and her lackeys
>You might have a chance this time though…..
>Or maybe not
>Your latest scheme has been….
>Odd, to say the least
>You got it into your head to swindle the populace of Ponyville by performing a play
>It didn’t have to be good or anything, you could’ve Uwe Boll’d this shit and not given a fuck
>But this was….
>Oh shit it’s your line
“It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground!”
>Yeah
>It wasn’t the best choice for a play
>You see, ponies didn’t know much about the Stair Wares
>At least not in the way humans had it
>They probably had some shitty pony-based rip-off of it around somewhere
>Hyperspace Hyperwars or some astronomical piece of diarrhea
>So you had the spectacular idea of introducing them to the wonderful space opera
>Through a play
>With three actors and the budget of a 1930s brutally beaten newspaper boy
>Actually two actors damn it
>Non was nowhere to be found this morning, due to a dentist’s appointment
>Then she got some shit done with her teeth and now she is knocked out like a light
>So you and Nonn tried to manage putting on a play that you had Pinkie over-hype to death
>In front of almost the whole town
>And now it was just painful
>And Episode III seemed like the most logical place to start….
>It had the Sheev spin and a general who badly needed some cough syrup
>What could go wrong?
>It turns out a lot actually
>>27193423
>The audience, or what was left of it, milled about in confusion, many recognizable faces throughout
>Even the CMC were there, drawn by the spectacle of the failure, like it was a cringy weeaboo holding a katana in public
>Revolting, but one finds it difficult to turn away from such a train wreck
>The play stumbles forward, your poorly mended cardboard set creaking
>You stand on a platform a few feet up from Nonn, who was standing on a cardboard box in a puddle of ketchup
>The ketchup was Pinkie’s donation
>It was at least well-intentioned
>You and Nonn were also holding pillows rather than lightsabers, as your original idea to use colored steel pipes mortified a concerned Twi, whom confiscated your goods, thinking you were gonna use it to-
>Ahem
>”Be a bad influence on Non and blah blah I’m fat and smell like a bag of Doritos and horse-shit and I have issues cause I’m a princess of doing fuck-all…”
>Right, putting on a play, stop day-dreaming retard
>”You underestimate my power!”
>Fuck damn was Nonn a shitty actor
>All of a sudden an irritatingly familiar dirge of a voice bleats its way through the crowd like an exploding giraffe
>”WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?! THAT WHOLE SET IS NOT SAFE! NONNY! NONN! GET DOWN FROM THERE THIS INSTANT!!!”
>Oh Twiggles Eats Pickles
>Where’s the fun in that?
>It’s likely that some ponies ran to rat you out on your exploits upon seeing you and Nonn deliver such an abysmal play at 10 bits a ticket
>Took her long enough to get out here damn mare move your fat as-
>CREEEEEEEEEEEAK
>GROOOOOOOOAN
>OR MAYBE THE SET REALLY IS FUCKED-
>You feel the poorly squandered together platform wobble
>>27193429
>Shit yeah you gotta call this off, you ain’t getting stitches over this shit
>TIME TO ABANDON SHIP COUGH COUGH COUGH
>You just gotta tell Nonn real quick
>He looks ready to jump over like in the script
“Don’t try it.”
>OH FUCK THAT WAS PART OF THE SCRIPT NO DON’T LEAP DIPSHIT-
>CRAAAAAAAAAAAASH
>RATTLE
>BANG
>SOUND WORD
>….
>Ow
………………..
>FUCKING DOUBLE OW YOU BARNEY COLORED BITCH!
>You sauntered through the castle, your body aching and your ass screeching in pain
>Fucking bookhorse
>You were just having fun
>And trying to get Booze
>Why did she have to return the other ponies’ money?!
>And spank you at on top of it!
>Didn’t she know the golden rule?
>Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks?
>Seriously lady damn
>You walk to your room for an early bed-time
>Courtesy of Twi
>The Pint-Sized Scaly Abortion watches you enter the room
>”Again, huh?”
>He chuckles
“Fuck off Spike you’re adopted.”
>”Wait, what? Aren’t you-“
>You kick the dragon precisely in a painful region
“JUST A PRANK BRO”
>You enter the room while he wheezes, and hear the soft sound of Non mumbling in her sleep
>Aw
>And now he can’t follow you in
>Thanks knocked out and drugged-up sis
>You really know how to help a fill-
>Man
>How to help a man out
>You climb into bed with her and snuggle the adorable little shit
………………..
>”AHHHHHHHHHH!”
>OH SHIT WHERE’S THE MASKED MARE AT?
>You look over
>In the darkness you can see your sis sitting up with wide eyes
>”It’s them again Nonny! They were taking pictures of us and they forgot to turn the light of it off again and-“
>Oh not this shit again
>>27193437
“For the last time Non, there is no such thing as the boogey-mare. And don’t you dare say you saw Freddy Cuddler again or I’m going to-“
>”No, No Nonny! I swear there was a big flash, and a gross giggle, and someone was watching us from the window!”
>Ugh
>The only way you were gonna shut her up was to prove that there is nothing wrong
>Again
>You groggily slink out of bed, and shuffle to the light
>You turn it on, and after your eyes are done hating your very soul you inspect the scene
“See? Nothing’s wrong. Go back to be-“
>OH SHIT
>THERE WAS A FUCKING PONY OR SOMETHING OUT THERE
>YOU JUST SAW IT FUCKING MOVE
>AND IT LOOKED SO…..
>SPOOKY
>The fact that someone was doing this
>And creepily watching fillies…
>Ew, this creep needs to be brought to justice
>You turn to Non, who was trembling and holding her favorite stuffed animal, Mr. Grizzles the Bear, and she turned to you
>Then you got to what you do best
>Schemin’ and memein’
…………..
>You, Non, and Nonn seemed to have concocted a plan
>An older-esque one, but she checks out
>Non was gonna go to sleep as normal, and you were gonna lie with her, awake and ready to go
>Nonn was gonna be in the closet
>HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>Anyway, while in there he was gonna keep an eye out for movement, and when the creep tries to take a picture, he was a launch a Yak-made tiny bottle rocket through the window at the villain, who would be blinded and then apprehended
>Simple, but effective
>You may even try and get Twi for help if they turn out to be real trouble
>Last resort though, that’s for sure
>Currently you were milling about the castle in boredom when-
>”Nonny, why don’t you come in the kitchen for a minute?”
>Oh boy
>Here we go
>You were probably about to get another lecture
>About friendship and how much of a fuck-up you are at it
>Your hooves pound the floor with irritation as you strut into the kitchen to face none other than-
>>27193447
>The Lavender Menace herself
>Twishit Spergburgers
>”Sit down just right there, Nonny.”
>She had her back to you, and was washing a few dishes with some magic
>You quickly grabbed two items off the shelf and hid them between you back and the chair
>Emergency bailout kit is ready
>Proceed with caution
>This isn’t going to be easy Snake
>You sit down in the overly ornate chair, and put your hooves on the table casually
>Yeah
>Act casual
>Twi turns to face you
“Uh, Um, how’s the spaghetti Freddy?”
>She cocks an eyebrow and her expression becomes a cast-iron mask of bewilderment
>”What?”
>Shoot, try something else
“Uh I mean, what the dealio Celest-io? How my-“
>You clear your throat
“Diggity Dog doin’ playa?”
>She looks at you like you’re having a stroke
>”Um, I’m fine…. Thanks? Look, Nonny, I called you in to talk to you about something that’s kind of important, so-“
>Oh fresh-canned-fuck here it comes
>You knew you would have your reckoning for the whole Stair Wares thing
>The earlier scolding and such was merely an appetizer to the main course
>ABANDON THREAD, REPEAT ABANDON THREAD THIS IN NOT A DRILL!
>Brandishing one of the items you hid, a can of ravioli, you throw it at her
“Ravioli ravioli what’s in the pocket-oli?”
>You sprint for the exit
>And promptly get dragged back by a purple aura
>She had caught the can with her magic, and was not amused
>”Are you quite done? Or is this one of those moments where you’re going to try and get out of talking like a CIVILIZED filly by acting like an idiot?”
>She gives you a come-on-just-sit-down-and-talk-you-gigantic-retard look
>NOPE AIN’T FALLIN FOR THAT SHIT
>Time for plan B
>You take the sauce packet and quickly squirt it into your mouth, expertly throwing away the evidence by limply gliding it a few inches away, where it stains the floor
>You look at her and try and give the best performance of your life
>>27193458
“I’m sorry to tell you dear Twilight most honorable Sparkle, but I-“
>You cough some sauce everywhere for dramatic effect
“But I have a super STD called vag-laseritis, and as you can guess, I might be- HURK, firing the deadly contagious cooch beam, infecting everyone in the room, HURK-BLEAGH, SAVE YOURSELF TWILIGHT!!!”
>Nailed it
>”You didn’t even grab the right condiment this time, you just blasted salad dressing all over yourself and the floor. Seriously, you didn’t even-“
“Oh no, HURK, it means that my condition must be super accelerated. Plz, save yourself Twi, HARKLE GARBLE FUCK, there’s no hope for me. I can f-feel the laser powering up!!!”
>You make pew pew sounds with your mouth to illustrate your point
>She sighs
>”Just let me know when you’re ready to act like a big filly and not a foal. We’ll put this on hold for now, until you, um…”
>She walks to the door and looks back at you
>”Yeah, just…. Please clean up.”
>She trots out, clearly not up to putting with your shit at the moment
>Nice!
>She totally bought it!
>Score one for the best filly!
>You mean guy r-
>Yeah best guy!
>Ever!
>Yeah!
…………..
>It’s later that night, and you are lying awake next to Non, who’s sleeping like a foal
>Nonn is in the closet, waiting to come out
>Heheheheheh
>Still kinda funny
>You had been waiting on this for a while, and your eyelids felt heavy….
>Nonn… probably has it……
………….
>You awake from your light doze to the sound of a camera snap
>And the fucker forgot to turn off the flash again
>Ow your eyes
>>27193467
>Fuck you it’s like a flashbang and the sun gang-banged your eyeballs
>You spring up, and the thing moves away from the window
>Damn where’s-?
>You throw open the closet door to see Nonn sound asleep
>Great
“Wake up fuck-kindler we gotta go.”
>”Wah? What’s a “civil wa-“
>Going on about his fucking weird dreams/memories whatever the fuck it is again
“Shut up and get up, dumbass. You missed your window.”
>”Oh you mean that one?’
>He points
>If you had the time you would’ve have beaten the fucking shit of him so hard right now-
>But more pressing matters were at hand
>You went to the window, to try and get through it and pursue the renegade photographer
>But they-
>TELEPORTED AWAY?
>Wtf
>Ok whoever this is, they must be skilled in magic
>You bolt from the room, accidentally waking up the before-just-stirring Non and surprising Nonn
>”Where are you going?!”
“To get Twi Nonn, now stay with Non and protect her.”
>”But I-“
“Stay in that fucking bedroom!”
…………………..
>You get to Twi’s room at lightning speed
”Twi I-“
>SNOREEEEEEEEE
>Damn, of course she’s out
>You pace about in frustration and anxiety
>THINKTHINKTHINK
>As you walk, you notice a binder laying precariously on a shelf nearby
>Weird
>It wasn’t OCD-organized like the rest of Purple-nurple’s stuff
>You grab it and flip it open
>Fuck privacy
>It was a-
>SCRAPBOOK?!
>FUCKING SHIT IS SHE A NERD
>LIKE, FUCKING REALLY
>From the light of the hallway you can make out some of the photos
>One was you and Non at the dinner table, one was you hiding from Twi in a not-adorable and very well constructed pillow fort, one was of you, Non, and Nonn trying to bake something for one of your schemes….
>Kinda touching, actually
>You felt a warmth in your chest that….
>Right, moving on
>You notice a photo of you and Non sleeping and…
>Wait a fucking minute
>>27193477
>Was the gruesome specter none other than-
>”It’s not nice to look through other people’s stuff Nonny, I figure you learned that from last time.”
>Oh no it was
>Twilight slowly came towards you
>Aw shit not again
>Wait
>Wait a sec
“If you’re here, than who’s sleeping in your bed?”
>”What? Someone is-“
>Her eyes narrowed slightly
>She pulled back the covers to reveal…..
>Spike snoring like a homeless man without a bridge to chill under
>”Alright Spike, c’mon, get out of there.”
>The walking tumor moaned, and sat up sleepily
>”But my bed sucks, and yours is better and-“
>”Spike, go back to your room. Nonny and I need to talk real quick, then we can talk about your bed again.”
>The tiny lizard glowered and stomped out of the room, grumbling
>”It’s always Nonny this, Non that, what about Spike-“
“It’s because you are a failed abortion of a being whose only purpose is to be a bitch, a bitch among the bitches, a bitch who-“
>Twi’s gaze sliced into your eyes like a chainsaw, and her words were edged
>”Nonny, stop it. Apologize.”
“What was that too rude? Or is calling him a fuck-brain a little better?”
>Her face darkens
“Ok, ok fine, sorry Spike.”
>Twi is not amused
>”Like you mean it.”
>UGH FUCK YOU YOU’RE NOT MY MOTHER
“I’m really sorry Spike. I also apologize for kicking you in the dragon’s hoard yesterday.”
>”You did what?!”
“Nothin’. Sorry Spike.”
>The punt-able dragon was not amused, but conceded and left
>Twi turned to you
>Oh shit here we go
>You clench your flank in preparation
>This is going to hurt
>You flinch
>But nothing comes
>Instead, Twi puts a hoof on you shoulder and smiles at you, the moonlight casting a calm glow on her face
>Huh
“Huh?”
>>27193487
>”You ready to talk now? I wanted to tell you about that scrap-book for a long time. I want tons of pictures of you all growing up, and was thinking maybe we can go on vacation-“
“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT? YOU TOOK PICTURES OF US WHILE WE WERE SLEEPING YOU SICK FUCK. WHAT, ARE YOU CLOPPING TO-“
>She shushes you with a hoof over your mouth
>”No, nothing of the sort Nonny. And that really isn’t something you should be thinking about.”
“Then why did you do it?”
>Twi giggles a little
>”Because you two are so adorable. I know how much you care about Non, and even that other colt named Nonn, which is weird by the way…. I think maybe…”
>She paused
>”Oh, nevermind. But the fact of the matter is you care about them, and whether you’re playing, or sleeping, or whatever, I just want to be able to keep the moment, because I care about you all too. I just want to be able to keep the wonderful memories you all have made.”
“Wonderful?”
>”Yes, wonderful. Sure you three are a hoof-full sometimes but I still really care about you all. The way you all have such a bond, it just- I just want you all to grow up in a way that- well-“
>She struggled to find the words
>Really though, none were needed
>For all the constant shit you give her, she really does care
>Your eyes are wet
>Fucking super Equestrian allergies
>That’s it yeah
>Those things are a bitch
>You and Twi look at each other for a few seconds, and then hug
>That warm feeling you really like comes back
>The hug lasts for what feels like an eon
>It was glorious
>>27193493
……………………..
>You are now Twilight
>It’s about 3 am
>You decided that since it’s so late at night Nonn may as well just stay over, and you allowed the three, who were then wide awake, to stay up for a bit and have a little slumber party
>Being fillies and colts though, they were quickly tired out at this time of night
>They all fell asleep together, in a little snuggle pile
>Nonn on the left-top, Nonny on the right and just under him, and Non sandwiched between them
>They were all so sleeping so peacefully together, cuddling
>Nonny even kicked a little in her sleep
>D’aw
>You didn’t want to ruin this moment with that faulty old camera
>It and its malfunctioning flash
>It was fine the way it is
>Nope, you just committed it to mental memory as best you could and went back to your room, a smile on your face
>Upon reaching it, you picked up the scrapbook, and added tonight’s new additions to it
>Feeling warm and fuzzy inside, you flip through it and see…
>Whoops, heheh, good thing Nonny didn’t flip to that page
>THAT would’ve been tough to explain
>Letting out a small chortle, you move towards the bed, ready for some rest yourself
>You pull back the covers and-
>Really
>Really Spike?
>You sigh and slide in next to him
>Please don’t snore Please don’t snore-
>EEEEEEERGH-HUUUUUUUUUUE
>Ugh
………….
THIS CONCLUDES TONIGHT’S PROGRAM OF NON, NONN, AND NONNY. GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/ThatGuyM8
all these content of the night
>>27175565
Is there a source for this?
>>27193505
Simply adorable.
>>27195372
bump with nyx dickhead
Don't die yet.
>>27196414
should include this desu
>>27196452
What if anonfilly got a date withNyx?
>>27196478but that's forbidden love!
>>27193505
>>27193505
Very glad to see you back, dude.
>>27193505
short question are you gonna finish anon colt story?
i came in a bag so hard and all over a pony
i has fun
>>27198521
2cute4me/10
>>27179676
"Impress... ...her brother."
>"Oh, right you never watched the show, let me tell you-"
>You listen intently as Spike clues you in.
>So apparently Twilight, the pony who kidnapped you, has a brother, Shining Armour, who is the captain of the royal guard.
>He's married, fought strange demon horses or whatnot...
>The biggest thing is that he recently had a child, Flurry Heart you think it was.
>Regardless of your first thoughts, Twilight doesn't want to turn everyone into fillies to impress him, or turn him specifically into a filly.
>Her plan is to impress her brother with her own filly.
>And being the "Princess" that she is she decided to save time and just bring your ass over to her realm as a filly.
>This way she can impress her brother with her own child without any of the dirty work.
>How she will convince him you're her child is beyond you.
"So that's her game."
>"Yep." Spike assures you. "She just has to convince everyone you're foal. Then she can get closer to her brother."
"Ew."
>"What?"
"You make that sound really dirty."
>"Do I?"
>You quickly nod.
Thought I'd continue this 'cause we need content.
>>27192992
Word, thanks for the update. Look forward to more.
>>27199379
This makes her a queen? How she fucks to have a foal?hue
>>27193505
Super funny and cute!
>>27187060
Sorry but Twilight did the wrong spell.
>>27193505
Complete and utter rubbish.
>>27202182
nobby I'm gonna beat you up. thanks dweeb.
>>27202214
>mfw I'm not nobby
this makes me happy as fuck kek
>>27202224
Wait, then who drew the goat?
>>27202243
I did. But I'm not nobby.I'm just his fan
>>27202303
That's a weird as fuck coincidence, yesterday i asked nobby directly for a similar request. It was initially anonsatyr, then i changed it. What the fuck.
Nyx and Spike make out in front of anonfilly making her jelly.
>>27193505
What did twig not want nonny to see?
Bump
>>27203246
Probably something super lewd like Nonny naked in a bubble bath.
Horrific
>>27202828
I love these drawings.
>>27202828
I have to admit that this pic had me confused for a little while because it's a bit difficult to read the text, so I thought the last line said "2utf?" or "zutf?"
>>27204841
kek
>good handwriting
>good drawing
Pick one.
>>27205117
Just how bad would drawings become if I picked 'good handwriting'?
>>27206002
>The human book says this is Moe
Anonfilly edit when?
>>27207916
Make her say: "You need to fuck MY horsepussy Anon!"
>>27208167
Perfect. Except for her mane.
>>27208380
mistakes
>>27208380
I saw that filename, me.
>>27207916
Nyx edit when
Bemp
>>27208819
Nice, made me chuckle.
>>27197312
Thanks m8, don't know if I'll be around long, life has been a real bitch, but it's good to be back
>>27194548
>>27202170
Thanks folks, glad you enjoyed it
>>27197590
Oh and to answer your question anon I really don't know yet. I had an idea for an epic saga of sorts in mind but aspects of what I had actually written, (stuff like flow, writing style, and really bad characterization), left a bad taste in my mouth. I felt like it went off the rails. I'd like to do something with it maybe in the future, but I still really don't know yet. Either way, thanks for reading it, I appreciate the support
>>27213076
I've been looking forward to more myself, that one and the story STAND PROUD is doing are my favourites to come from this thread.
>>27210102
I can't believe I'd never thought of that before...
>>27213462
That's your loss anon
Why does everyone here hate Nyx?
>>27214041
What? I love Nyx.
>>27214041
I'm OK with Nyx, I just don't like Nyxposting.
>>27214200
And I don't like gratuitous namefagging. I guess that makes us even.
Nyx.
>>27214041
Anon here who always tells the Nyxfags to fuck off.
I was indifferent to her at first. When she first appeared in the thread, I just saw it as another stupid alicorn OC, but didn't really care one way or the other. But as the threads went on, the Nyxposting increased and increased to the point of sheer obnoxiousness, that and the fact that they seemed to be taking over the thread.
Most requests seemed more like Nyx requests with Anonfilly as an afterthought or with a token appearance just so Nyx could get more content, the issue with that being it's the Anonfilly thread, the character this whole thread is about shouldn't be an afterthought. If that wasn't enough, most other requests/stories/pictures that didn't involve Nyx would almost always have one of the Nyxfags saying that Nyx should be in it somehow anyways.
I guess overall it was less about the character herself and more about the people posting her. Everything HAD to be Nyx in a thread that isn't even remotely about her in the slightest. When people finally pushed back against Nyxposting, the Nyxfags actually threatened to shitpost the thread into oblivion like tantruming children not getting their own way.
I didn't even care that she was involved with a couple stories or pictures at first, but now I don't like even seeing her name mentioned in the thread simply because I think it will cause the Nyxfags to start posting her nonstop again.
>>27214230
K
>>27214320
So, your an Anon turned Nyx-hating psychopath...
I like it!
>>27214659
I wouldn't being a psychopath involve lots and lots of murder?
>>27214041
pic related
it all stems from her popularity back from 2011, although the postive attention is gone the negative side never went away and holds a firm believe she is as popular as ever
>>27214320
>the Nyxfags actually threatened to shitpost the thread into oblivion like tantruming children not getting their own way.
Still think that was falseflaging.
Gay
>>27214320
We are in dark ages surounded of newfags that don't know 4chan's manners like ignore and report shitpost or just make fun of people till they kill themselves or learn how to lurk more.
People care much more about (You)s. Anonymous posts wanting to be indentified saying things like "This is not me!"
Boards being divided into more boards spreading people and as a result losing the knowledge about the site costumes when more newfags comes.
Soon everyone will have a trip and will shitpost hot opinions everywhere and they WON'T be ignored as usual.
Everything is loss, anon.You're making it worse, thanks. ^:)
>>27214794
A psychopath doesn't have to be a person committing murders, a psychopath is a person who believes so much in his cause that he never considers that he might be hurting real people, instead he always believes himself to be in the right, even if he does things that might seem a tad extreme to other people. This is also one of the reasons people worry about the influence of video games on younger audiences because in a video game, we are rarely told or led to believe we are doing the wrong thing, like Hitman or Shadow of Mordor, and most of the time the game gives you info to make you feel as if your doing the right thing.
>>27215488
So you're saying that trying to stop the Nyxfags from completely over running the thread and taking it over is bad? Why don't we just fucking stop making Anonfilly threads if we're just going to let it get taken over by faggots pushing an OC entirely irrelevant to Anonfilly.
>>27215488
Actually that's a sociopath. Defined by a lack of remorse. A psychopath is someone with no emotions. Also, he is neither of those things. He just has a different opinion than you. Quit namefagging by the way you fucking attention whore. If you aren't writing or drawing something then no one gives a single fuck about you.
>>27215604
massively told
>>27215604
>implying I'm for Nyxposting
>implying I'm attention whoring
>implying I'm purposely attention whoring
>implying I was serious when I called him a psychopath
>implying I hate the anti-nyx fags
>implying implying
>>27215578
I never said that.
>>27216638
Well, your whole "psychopath" comment >>27215488 >>27214659 which was debunked >>27215604 seemed to imply that trying to get the Nyxfag to fuck off was a bad thing. Why else would you call my a psychopath if it wasn't for the definition you gave?
>>27216695
>Has bad grammer/spelling
>Flips his shit whenever someone mentions Nyx
>Flips his shit whenever someone wants peace in the thread
>Flips his shit whenever someone wants him to stop
I understand you want to get the Nyxfag to leave but losing your shit whenever he posts, even if it's not a request, seems a bit extreme don't you think?
>>27216766
>typo = bad grammar/spelling
I apparently have committed the greatest of sins, excuse me while I please go kill myself.
>Flips his shit whenever someone mentions Nyx
Not true, people have asked why there's hate among other things. I only flip my shit at the nyxfags demanding more nyx.
>Flips his shit whenever someone wants peace in the thread
I have literally never done this.
>Flips his shit whenever someone wants him to stop.
See above.
>I understand you want to get the Nyxfag to leave but losing your shit whenever he posts, even if it's not a request, seems a bit extreme don't you think?
Can't tell who anons are, the nyxfags are always anon. I don't lose my shit at every single thing he posts assuming he makes posts that aren't nyx related, but I really can't tell.
/r/ing a anonfilly edit of this.Because she is the hero we need.
http://pastebin.com/EgRMBRxe
Gonna put this here for Fauvra.
Also, Fauvra, can delete my previous stories from the pastebin? Thanks.
>>27216951
>>27216951
>deleting your old pastes
damn, I wanted to get around to reading those, but I've been too busy being a moping faggot than doing anything
haven't been maintaining the doc either, I guess President Clop has been doing it all since I gave him control
Done and done, but disappointed to see those go
>>27216998
Well, I deleted them on my pastebin. So even if you click the links you wouldn't get anything. Plus, who here other than the namefags actually remember thier guild anonfilly?
I wish to be the little filly.
>>27217049
I clicked them and saw they were all gone from pastebin. I still would have liked to read them. Maybe any potential new anons would have read them too. Oh well, too late now I guess.
>>27217066
I can possibly bring thief guild anonfilly back. I have my ways. I'll probably do it when I get the chance.
>>27217062
I believe this to be much more relevent to the topic of this thread. On that note, I'd also like for you to be the little filly, anon.Then maybe I could actually stand to look at you without getting sick ^:)
>>27217049
I recall the story. Does that count?
>>27217588
and no wings
anonfilly a cute, drawfags be blessed
>>27219264
fuck off nyxfag
>>27219282
shit wrong reply
>>27219288
Well done
>>27219282
>>27219288
>>27219282
This isn't even me and I'm >>27214320
>>27219790
Maybe you got a fan.
>Anon ends up in equestria
>twilight turns him into a filly because reasons
>anonfilly meets discord
>complains about equestria and wanting to go back home.
>discord sends him/her back to earth, but being a cheeky bastard, he doesn't turn anon back into a human.
>now anon is stuck as a cute little talking filly on earth.
>>27214320
>Anon here who always tells the Nyxfags to fuck off.
Meaning they have power over you. The power to make you act like a retard.
>>27220067>unremitting raping ensues
>>27220570
Sure, but it's better than letting them just overrun the thread.
>>27220726
You're the reason they're here.
>>27221129
He's right you know.
>>27220726
Tell me.Do you feel like a hero yet?
>>27219530
kek
>>27219530
>Nyxfags
>Not trump supporters
>>27221294
You're not even trying anymore.
>>27221331
>Putting the effort into a shit thread
you sure I'm the one baiting? My shitposting here is a charity not a priviliage. What I do here is like a song concert for deaf mutes.
>>27221353
You're delusional, go for a walk outside or something.
>>27221188
get the fuck out
I was neutral about nyxposting.
The recent influx is making me hate it.
Is this how rule 15 began, just with a less quality source material?
>>27221607
Yes, this is exactly how it started. People were posting ponies everywhere and it was pissing everyone else right the fuck off, so they made this quarantine board for all the pony shit.
>>27221607
He's just literally taking the bait. If he wouldn't reply to it, the nyxfag would only post a fewer and fewer images and eventually would vanish entirely.
But no, he has to take the bait over and over again.
>>27221622
It's called reverse psychology. Yes, nyxfags are actually this devious, in case you're wondering.
>>27221641
I can confirm this. I'm not a nyxfag, but he's using my /b/tard nature against us by making me post Nyx just to spite him. Maybe if I convince myself this is exactly what the manipulative bastard wants, maybe I can force myself to stop responding to him with more Nyx pictures.
If in my story/greentext abomination I'm writing if anon becomes Snakefilly can I still post it here?
>>27221715
Sure, but keep it vore-free.
>>27199379
>Multiple hours have passed.
>You spent the evening with kidnapper horse and Spike, had supper, bathtime in which you kept a close eye on where the purple horse placed her hooves.
>And then you were sent of to bed like a good little child horse.
>...
>Except you had other plans.
>You pretended to sleep for multiple hours.
>"She must be very worn out after today." you overheard Bookhorse say.
>You could hear Spike nod in agreement.
>They did not expect what happened next.
>It was somewhere near midnight when you peeked out of bed.
>Taking care not to make to much noise you carefully crawl out of bed and slowly open the window of your room.
>You could feel the cold night air touch your face.
>Looking down you found a problem in your plan.
>You were a good mile above the ground, turning your bedsheets into a rope isn't gonna cut it.
>Instead you take a look in your bedroom drawer.
>You find some horse money, and a flashlight.
>Taking it out you spend a good while turning the damn thing on.
>Now that you had it on you slowly peek out of your door to make sure no one's watching.
>Nothing but a dark hallway.
>The coast is clear.
>Shining your flashlight ahead of you, you go in the direction of the exit.
>At- at least you think it's this way...
Thought I'd post this so we have something other than bait and "/b/tards"
>>27221715
No. US federal law expressly prohibits this. But you can post it here if you want to spend the rest of your life in prison.
>>27221715
Snakefilly? Like a naga or lamia anonfilly? I don't see why not.
>>27221715
>>27221715
No, post it in ptfg instead.
>>27221747
Certainly, vore is.... not my thing
>>27221754
whatever its called when it's just a snake body and pony head
>>27221751
well shit
>>27221868
Don't forget the two adorable hooves it has.
>>27221890
I want to cum inside snek pone
>>27221902
Would it have a horse pussy or a cloaca?
>>27221914
HORSE
CLOACA
>>27221914
A horse pussy wouldn't make much sense.
>>27221991
As long as it's a meaty hole that I can stick my dick into.
Alright, I have it all written down on paper for some fucking reason so I'm gonna be typing/ editing this on the fly. I got 8 pages that probably need to be reduced. This is my first ever attempt at this so this is probably gonna suck but who cares.
>Be anonymous
>Trapped in some weird crystal room
>Purple horse with wings and horn keeps stealing your blood
>At first you tried to fight her off, but some purple arcane bullshit stopped you right in your tracks. Literally
>You immediately tried bargaining, you tell her that you're from a different world entirely and that you'll only tell her about it if she lets you go
>"Well that quite an.... interesting offer anon, but all I really need right now is your blood, maybe you can tell me about it later"
>you tried pleading with her, begging for mercy
>"But anon, I need your blood! Your white blood cells have some fascinating qualities I want to try and replicate. Think of all the lives you could save!"
>Welp, you couldn't fight her, convince her or claim the moral high ground here
>Could I at least get some food? you're bleeding me dry here
>The purple horse introduced herself as "twilight"
>>27222119
>writefagging on paper
kek
But please do us and you a favor and type and edit it first before posting it.
>>27222119
You have my attention.
I also like the harvesting blood thing, as it does make sense. Humans do have superior regenerative capacities in comparison to most other animals, in both speed and effectiveness.
>>27222222
You might want to check your numbers.
>>27222222
FUCKING WASTED
>>27222222
It's confirmed, when we'll go to Equestria, the pones will bleed us dry.
>>27222222
Those numbers are not an adequate citation, sir.
>>27221715
hiss
>>27222222
welp
>>27222119
>The purple horse introduced herself as "twilight"
whoops, that wasnt supposed to be there anyways....
>"Oh! uh sure Anon, sorry about all this but it's for the greater good I swear!
>Purple leaves the room for a short while, leaving you to yourself for a time
>Time to have a look around
>There's not much to look at, besides the weird crystal quality of the room you were in it was just a boring old room with a small barred window and a bench
>looking out the window gives you a nice view of a town inhabited by horses
>definitely wasn't in Kansas anymore
>purple horse returns with a plate full of sandwiches
>thanks i guess, Purple Horse creature
>"You're welcome, and my name is actually Twilight Sparkle"
>You take a bite of the sandwich, famished because this 'twilight' took at lest 2 liters of blood when you first got here
>The fuck is in this sandwich
>Tastes like lawn clippings on rye, ugh. rye
>what the hell kinda sandwich is this?
>"it's daisy on rye, one of my favorites"
>wait like the flower? who the hell eats flowers?
>Twilight looks confused "well ponies tend to eat them as a primary food staple, what do your kind tend to eat?
>well we're omnivores but we don't eat flowers or hay
>"y-y-you eat meat?"
>yep
>"well, um, okay. But i don't have any at the moment so, uh just um yeah"
>Sparklebutt nearly sprints out the room
>what even is my life
>You pick out the flowers from all the sandwiches, leaving mostly some lettuce, tomato and cheese sandwiches
>better than nothing
>A day passes, wiith the only thing happening in them is Twilight taking more of your blood. She doesn't speak during the process and ignores your attempts at conversation and zips your mouth shut when you start yelling
>Literally, fucking magic and shit
>As she leaves she places a slab of raw meat and a book on the bench by you
>Right then
>The meat is of unknown origin and the book is labeled 'beating your instincts for gyrphons'
>Damnit Sparkle
>Another day passes
>>27222222
Will this become a new meme?
>>27222437
No.
>>27222395
Write Anon's dialogue like this:
"I am Anon and I like to fuck small horses."
It's easier to read this way.
>>27222222
>wasted get
Kill yourself anon!
>>27222395
>>27222448
this
also better if Anon's dialogue be without the ">"
>>27222395
Yep I'm still trying
>>27222129
I had an hour to kill and all I had were a pencil and paper and phone was kill
>Twilgiht enters the room to take your blood again
>humans can't eat raw meat, and I really hope you didn't kill something sentient for what you gave me
>"oh, uhh, sorry about that. And no, he donated his body to science so I'm sure he'd been fine with it
>What
>What kind of horse was this? No, you're going to ignore that for now for the sake of sanity
>ok then, no need for that I don't typically eat horse anyway, I'd be fine with like fish or some source of protein really
>Twilight seems relieved to hear you say that
>"I'm glad you took that book I gave you to heart"
>yeah, sure
>You read the book out of pure boredom, but it was mostly about why killing things was wrong and how apparently all life on this world was sentient. No more cheeseburgers for anon
>You might have cried a little
>hey now that you're talking to me I gotta ask, what are you using my blood for?
>"Science!"
>uh, could you elaborate?
>"I'd be glad to anon, but first I have a question for you, do you know how your own immune system works?"
>well I'm no doctor, but as I understand it essentially white blood cells kill off and ingest foreign things like viruses and bacteria"
>"But how do they do that without magic?"
>uh magic?
>"in ponies white blood cells use magic wards to fight of diseases here, so when a pony runs out of magic here they are extremely susceptible to disease. But your blood is entirely mundane! No magic whatsoever and it still does its job! If I can figure out a way for ponies to be able to use your blood I could save many, many ponies with automagic diseases"
>i have no magic at all?
>"Yeah I know, it's so weird. The closest thing we have to a truely mundane species here on equis are snakes"
>There go your dreams of being a wizard, you've been saving your virginity and everything!
>Wait what was that about snakes?
>wait what was that about snakes?
>>27222574
>don't asking for some salt to eat the meat
What a faggot.
>>27222628
>salting your meat
You must eat some pretty shit tier meat, Anon. Buy some quality for god's sake!
>>27222640
I love putting salty meat in my mouth.
>>27222574
it's good please continue
>>27222713
>"Fuck yer books, Twalot! Fuck them all!"
>>27222574
>>27222545
>>27222448
okay, I was using lowercase to differentiate with what anon is saying, but i suppose that's probably a lot easier to recognize so I'll start doing that now
>"Snakes are an oddity amongst all known species of animals, they have a ridiculously small amount of mana in them and yet they prosper, we still don't know how though. Although maybe you might have a clue about that hidden inside you somewhere"
>You did not like the way this conversation has been going, and you did not want to be dissected in hopes of better understanding snakes.
"Changing topics on ya, how the hell'd I get here?"
>"No idea Anon, I just sensed a weird magic anomaly in the everfree forest, flew over to investigate and there you were"
"but last I remember before I got transported into this room I was walking outside in a forest, but it wasn't this 'everfree' forest of yours"
>"no idea Anon, really. I have not even the slightest guess on how you showed up here, i just saw you and your distinct lack of magic and teleported you in here"
"So how will I ever get home? I don't want to spend my whole life being a science experiment/blood donor"
>"I'm sorry anon, but I'm afraid you'll probably never see your home again"
"Wait? What? Why?
>Twilight teleports in a globe. "does any of this look familiar to you?"
>While having a faint reminiscent to earth, none of the landmasses look anything like your own planet
"No"
>"Well then you are either A. From a totally diffferent time. B. From a different planet in a different solar system and/or galaxy or C. both"
"And?"
>"I can't do anything to get you home anon, I'm sorry"
>Well fuck, you didn't have much of a life on earth, but it was mine damnit. But what could I do? You had no knowledge of how you got here and no way home
"Okay, let's say I never get to go home. Then what?
>"what do you mean exactly Anon?"
"Well I'm not gonna spend my life in this room"
>"I might be able to actually help you there anon"
>>27222730
you horrible horrible monster
>>27222640You eat raw meat without spices?
Is good and all but sweet. Especially horse meat.
>>27222767
I buy really expensive and good meat which is so flavourful on its own that it doesn't need spices. Only thing I care about its quality, though.
Never had horse meat... Always wanted to try it, but then ponies happened.
>>27222222
nice sexts bro. (or hex if you are that kind of person)
That 10 in 1,000,000 in terms of rarity. (or 1 in one hundred thousand if you are that kind of person.)
>>27222222
>autism general
every fucking time
kill yourself my man
>>27222883
>lawl I will call them autistic
The one that should kill himself is you, my fellow Anon.
>>27222896
You are autistic
>>27222908
>no u response
I have bad news for you.
>>27222914
Is it that you're autistic? I already heard
>>27222743
>>27222767
I actually tried that once at a restaurant, it wasn't terrible but I want't a fan
>Well this won't be good, not the way Spergle just said that
"What's your idea?"
>"Well, even with your mundane nature, I think I have just the right transformation spell to make you more acceptable to society"
"What's wrong with me right now?
>"Well, um, don't take this personally, but you're one of the ugliest creatures I've ever met"
"Well thanks for the honesty there quadruped bibliophile"
>" I'm sorry Anon, I really am, but it's true. Most ponies would either run away form you or try to kick you out of town because they'd think your a monster"
"But what if you vouch for me? I mean you own this giant Crystal thing, surely you must be a prominent figure here in horsetown?"
>"While I might be a Princess here in 'Ponyville' I don't think they'l, just accept you into their town with open hooves. At best you'd be an outcast and at worst they'd still kick you out of town. I'm technically just the princess of friendship so nobody actually has to do as I say as law.
"Wait seriously? Also, princess of 'Friendship'?"
>"It's a long story, but I truly believe you would integrate better in Equestria as a pony"
"How about no?"
>"I'm sorry anon, but at this point you don't really have a choice. Now, we can either do this the easy way or the hard way"
"You decided before you even came into this room didn't you?"
>"Guilty as charged I'm afraid"
>Well if you were going to be stuck being transformed, might as well be into something cool" "Okay, well can I at least get some wings? Flying sounds like it'd be pretty cool. And I'd rather not be one of the ponies that can't do anything cool"
>"Hey! earth ponies have talents too! They have a connection with the earth and increased strength and endurance"
"So they're farmers. lame"
>Twilight looks at you angrily, you are going to regret saying that. She starts walking out of the room
"Wait I'm sorry but could i at least get a ho-"
>>27222928
>SLAM
>She didn't need to be so dramatic about it
>Twilight forgot to give you food
>You were probably going to be an earth pony
>There was nothing to do
>There was nothing you could do about any of it
"Well shit, although last night as human..."
>cries
>JK you fap furiosly like your dicks gonna fall off untill you pass out
>Cut to next day
>Twilight takes even more of your blood
>"well it's my last chance to get pure sample, I'm sure your blood will keep MOST of it's unusual qualities but I can't be sure"
>whatever
>After making you almost pass out from blood loss,againbitch didn't even give you a sugar cookieshe walks you out of your room out into the hallway
>after trying and failing to escape, about 4 times Twilight opts to float you along side her
>"You just had to be difficult didn't you?"
"Hey lady I had to at least try"
>"sigh"
>After about 5 more minutes of being floated down a long crystal hallway she reaches a door and enters, bringing you with her
>The room seems more like a science lab than what you'd imagine mages room to look like, sciency looking equipment are scattered everywhere and there are shelves with academic looking books lining 2 of the walls
>There is also a giant laminated place-mat on the ground with symbols written in blood
"okay I guess the blood runes are to be expected at this point? Is that my blood? On a giant place-mat no less?"
>"Actually it's snake blood, and for the record blood is really hard to clean off of crystal floors"
"Snake blood though? Seriously"
>"Well snakes have near mundanity, similar to humans, I had to spend about 2 days charging up this spell due to its properties, snake blood is NOT an ideal casting medium"
"Well why use snake blood if it's so inefficient?"
Well, these runes had to be written in something one living, so blood made sense. I couldn't just use pony blood because, and trust me on this., pony blood does NOT llke human blood"
>>27223202
whoops, the last line was Twilight talking, sorry 'bout that I'm still new to this.
"Than why would snake blood work?"
>"Well because while human blood essentially nonreactive to magic snake blood is at least semi-conductive"
"Twilight this doesn't make any goddamn sense and you know it"
>"Have you spent your entire life dedicated to all the fields of known magic while going to the best school of magic in existence while under the tutelage to the strongest magic user in known history?"
"Touche Sparkles"
"Also I'm flattered that you'd drain a snake for me"
>"Heh, no actually it was Fluttershy who obtained the blood for me, I could never stand the sight of snakes personally, I mean seriously>no hooves[/spoler]
"Fluttershy? Naming conventions are so werid here"
>"Your name is Anon Y Mous"
"Your point?"
>"ugh, anyway the spells all set just place your hooves in the two ovals near the center
"feet"
>"not for much longer anon, might as well get used to it"
>You stepped where you were told to, but something was off
"I'm not in the center of the circle"
>"Oh no, really? Sparkle sarcastically retorts.
>"I know what I'm doing Anon, the circle is drawn correctly.
"But I'm supposed to be in the center, that's how it always works"
>"Your world doesn't even have Magic! how could you possibly know haw runic circles work?
"Well I don't really, but are you sure?"
>"yes Anon"
"Are you certain?"
>"I WROTE AND CREATED THE ENTIRETY OF THIS RUNE CIRCLE I KNOW WHERE THE SUBJECT IS SUPPOSED TO STAND"
"But are you POSITIVE?"
>"YES I"M POS- you know what screw it I'm activating the spell now
"Uh hey wait I think we caould work something else out"
>"To late now Anon! Enjoy being an earth pony filly!
>>27223431
lol fuck, i misspelled spoiler..... whoops to bad I cant go back and edit that, oh well I'm wrapping up the first part.
>Did Spergle say earth pony?
>Shit she did, you knew you shouldn't have called earth pones lame
>Wait
>FILLY?
>Doesn't that mean a young female pony?
>Shit
>You try to scream at twiligh, but you can't move,
>"Just....A little... More.." Sparkle is panting from exertion
>She passes out
>This does not end the spell, and you can feel yourself... changing
>It hurts, to say the least
>Your extremities are turning into soup, with the nerve endings still functioning and you feel your spine stretching
>You finally lose all feeling in your arms and legs, but your spine still feels like its stretching
>You feel your face contort, but it thankfully doesn't seem to hurt
>something is wrong
>You still can't feel your limbs and your spine keeps stretching
>At some point you pass out
>>27222222
You better check yo
Exo
Doubles
Teen
>>27223614
Anybody here? I guess everybody is asleep, oh well
>You wake up face , still numb but you think you can move now
"The fuck you do to me Sparkle!"
>Oh God was that your voice?
> It sounds higher, much higher
>You try to get up, but your limbs still aren't responding
>You try to look up at least
>Sparkle is still out like a lighr
>Well your neck seems to work, but as you keep' leaning back' your POV gets higher untill you're about 2 feet off the ground
"Again, What Did You Do To Me Sparkle?"
>That seems to have caused her to stir
>"Uegh.... did it work?"
"You tell me Sprinkles"
>"ha, sounds like it did, well now that THAT"S over we ca-"
>Spergle finally gets a look at you
>She freezes, horrified
>"S-S-S-SNAKEEEE!
>"GETOUT GETOUT GET OUT!"
>Magic exhaustion forgotten she Picks youand the giant placemat you were on up with her magic roughly, so this is how you die
"Sparkle its me! Anon!"
>But she didn't listen
>She opens a window and launches you and the place-mat out the window with force
>She must have thrown REALLY hard, because you hang enough air time to contemplate your new form
"Why'd she call me a snake? what the hell?"
>you try to rub you face with your new hoves, but you still can't feel anything but your torso and what feels like a tail maybe?
>you look down to see whats wron with your limbs
>oh that's the problem, they're not there, just a scaly little torso
>wat
>You keep looking down, flipping yourself over in the air as you do
>seriously how hard did she through you?
>Your torso is long, Really long, and with no limbs whatsoever, you would've accepted hooves gladly at this point
>OH SHIT I AM A SNAKE
"OH SHIT I'M A SNAKE!"
>THUD
Well that's part one. I'll get part 2 out if somebody actually wants it. I don't have a pastebin but I'll get one eventually. For the record anon looks almost exactly like this, just with different hair
>>27223854
I'm here alright. Not for too long but here.
Keep on doing it, you're getting better
>>27223854
>I guess everybody is asleep,
>tfw we are all fillies and sleep early
full snake? welp ok
You finished your story?
If yes, how many parts it have?
>>27223953
Oh, and don't forget to check your text. It has a few... Minor... fixable errors.
>>27223854
I'm here, just drawing what WAS going to be snek filly but I got off track and it isn't close to snek anymore
>>27223956
I thought it'd be more interesting to make her almost full snake. I guess I could give her hooves but eh its a bit too late
>>27223981
Yeah I know its pretty bad textwise, I'll write it out first in notepad ++ next time
>>27223953
thanks
>>27223992
It happens, and art is art so draw whatever comes to mind
>>27224022
You're welcome. Oh, and get some trips. I know it might be paranoia, but sometimes, its good to avoid people trying to impersonate you
>>27223854
I love you.
>>27224031
how do trips?
>>27224047
love you too no homo
>>27223854
give me more
>>27224220
like this?
>>27224227
Okay then, but not right now sorry. I know the feeling though I've lurked here for like a year and never posted anything
>>27224378
holy damn, qt^2
>>27224417
Cutie squared?
Cutie to the power of 2?
Cutie to the second power?
Cutie times Cutie?
I'm so confused.
>>27224456
Those are all exactly the same.
>>27224276
Nice.Just use when you post content.
You might know this.
>>27224022
Went back and drew the snek
>>27224924
I like this.
This is a good snek.
>>27224963
thanks, I kind of rushed it since my phone was close to death.
I hope it conveys clearly enough that it is supposed to be anonfilly returning from consciousness after landing in that tree after getting tossed out the window.
>>27224924
I prefer my snek pones with front legs like in >>27223956
How's a snek pone supposed to give someone hoofsies if she ain't got no hoofsies?
>>27225004
i think the conveyance is clear
Where are the memes?
>>27221914
This is totally not a trap. Nope.
well shit, 500 replies
try to put the fucking NAME of the thread this time, yeah?
>>27225964
That's actually pretty cute.
/r/equesting an Anonfilly edit of this.
Get it right this time and merge with /ptfg/
>>27226720
This better?
>>27226749
no
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