How do male pones deal with morning wood? I mean it's not like they can just walk out full mast. The apples would have it the hardest seeing as they have to get up like first thing in the morning.
>>27220315
Why don't you ask these guys?
>>27167286
>>27220315
Do animals even get morning wood?
>>27220315
>morning wood
What are you, twelve?
>>27220315
They've probably got sex toys to help pop one off and get on with the day. Ponies don't seem as worried about fighting natural urges as we do.
>>27220356
I'd suspect most all mammals would. It's an involuntary system to keep the vascular tissues in the penis working.
>>27220357
What do you mean?
>>27220315
Horses do tend to masturbate by slapping their dick against their bellies.
>>27220377
But humans are unique in that our penises function via blood and muscles, where as animals tend to have a bone instead.
>>27220315
Males walk around nude females all day and don't even get as much as a chub going. They obviously have full control over their erections.
>>27220356
>Ponies don't seem as worried about fighting natural urges as we do.
All those lewd greentexts have warped your perception on things.
They've never shown to have sexual urges of any kind on the show.
>It's an involuntary system to keep the vascular tissues in the penis working.
Wut? You don't need morning wood to keep your dick working.
>>27220315
How do winged mares deal with morning wood?
>>27220315
They ask their sister for help.
>>27220446
They masturbate
>>27220446
In Twilight's case, she calls Spike, or Starlight to help
>>27220315
>I mean it's not like they can just walk out full mast.
Why not? It's not like they wear clothes anyway, everyone can already see their junk. Boners are most likely just a slightly embarrassing part of life. Colts entering puberty, for example. They'd be popping random boners all over the place. I doubt anyone would really care that much, it's not like they can control it.
Public masturbation and other overtly sexual stuff, however, would probably cause some consternation.
>>27221114
Ponies get away with walking around nude because they don't NOTICE they're walking around in the nude. It's only when clothes become involved that nudity even becomes an issue.
The question is, would morning wood call attention to a stallion's nudity, or would the ponies' standard "nudity filter" cause them not to notice it?
>>27220315
there was a green with him waking up with a raging hard on and applejack and apple bloom trying their best to ignore it.
i imagine the adults have good control so they don't sport erections in public while colts have to deal with random erections with the fillies laughing or being grossed out by it.
>>27221201
There was a comic book series called "Stintz" that was based around a European valley populated by centaurs. The young males in the valley dealt with the issue by standing in farm ponds a lot.
>>27220315
Easy, they just pull it back in.
Horses have a very nice control over their body.
>>27220405
Only dogs, anon.
>>27220824
That's the real reason she got Starlight reformed. Those pesky wingboners
I need a green of all of this asap
>>27220315
Does anybody else just take a piss? That's what I do, and it kills morning wood instantly
>>27222061
Yes.
>>27222107
Please elaborate on how you can take a piss with a boner without cutting off the flow.
>>27221201
Anyone have a link to this green?
>>27222032
Oh look, you're wrong on the internet
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum
Funnily enough, ungulates like horses don't have a baculum.
>>27222385
Pee in the bathroom sink.
>>27222385
I bend forward as much as possible.
>>27222423
I just didn't care to search up for examples
>Anon spends the night at Sweet Apple Acres
>Accidently falls asleep in Mac's room instead of the guest room
>He wakes up to find himself being snuggled by Mac
>Also, Mac is sporting some raging morning wood
>Mac informs Anon that it's Equestrian custom for a stallion's bed partner to relieve their 'stress' before either of them get out of bed
>>27222385
sit
>>27220315
>HOW DO MEN DEAL WITH GETTING BONERS IN THE MORNING
>I MEAN DO THEY JUST LIKE WALK OUTSIDE AND GO TO WORK WITH THERE PEENER STICKING OUT???
>>27222385
I just push my dick down with my hand. Not comfortable but it works.
Every stallion is required by law to wear a chastity device at all times, unless they're given legal authorization by a consenting mare of-age for (typically) brief, supervised periods of coitus for the purpose of procreation.
Besides that, they never have to worry about morning wood.
>>27223461
People who post things with a similar theme should be banned from pones.
>>27223097
good post
>>27220357
Anon if you haven't had morning wood since the age of twelve you should see a doctor
>>27220315
How do mares deal with dripping in public or flagging tails?
>>27220417
Dude it keeps the tissue in your cock oxygenated. It also helps keep the size bigger over time. Do a fucking Google search man.
>>27224225
Or even winking? That's noisy and obvious, especially with a raised tail.
>>27220315
Male horses often deal with erections by finding some solid surface and beating their dicks against it for a couple minutes
>>27224490
Actually they slap it against their stomachs.
It's mares that smack and rub their vags against things.
>>27224523
If you don't shut up right now I'm going to smack you instead
>>27222385
Handstand.
>>27224541
P-please hit me Senpai........
>>27222385
Just piss outside.
The walking involved already half kills it by the time i get to my bush.
>>27223961
As if I will reproduce anyways
>>27222385
>>27224541
>>27223011
U-unf
>>27223011
>start falling asleep in Mac's bed more often
>even when you don't, he finds you and carries you back
>>27224242
Your tissues get oxygen from regular blood flow whether or not you have a boner. If they weren't, your dick would turn green and fall off. The bigger size thing is also a myth. I know people who make an evening of their fap sessions and their dicks aren't any bigger than when they popped their first boner.
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