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>>27167286
>gay /soc/
Isn't that what you queers have mlpg for.
Are homo satyrs allowed?
>>27167306
>>27167485
>gay /soc/
>on my Mongolian horse board
>>27173099
That derpy is clearly still female.
>>27173344
Oh, yeah, look at the eyelashes.
>>27173344
Who knows?
>>27174319
cutehoers is best
>>27174319
The nose knows.
>>27173970
Yeah, what kind of guy would wear eyelashes?
Anyone remember a story like this?
>Braeburn is gay
>Living in Ponyville after being run out of Appleoosa
>Applejack and Mac can't stand him
>Anon is oblivious, thinks they dislike him for being an alcoholic
I can't remember if it was here or RGRE. If anyone remembers, link the pastebin, would ya?
>>27176001
http://pastebin.com/dZSmvbcd
>>27176338
Thanks m7
>>27176338
Been looking for this everywhere
>>27176338
I wish someone would continue that. It looked like it was going places.
>>27167286
>homo horses
>no girls allowed
Wow, that's not sexist in the slightest bit.
>>27177711
Lesbians don't exist
>>27177711
we don't want your cuties
>>27177711
Lesbians have the highest intimate partner violence of any other demographic of relationships (percentually). Gay men have the lowest.
>>27177711
>MOM, CALL THE FEMINISM POLICE
>>27177777
wasted
>>27177777
WITNESSED
>>27177777
You bastard.
>>27177722
>>27177749
Wow, never realized homosexuals were so homophobic.
>>27177831
no dick = no go, friendo.
>>27177777
I am triggered by your quints
>>27177842
Would you fuck a girl if she had a dick?
>>27177777
witnessed
>>27177777
>>27177777
Checked
>>27177831
>homophobic
FUCKING NORMIE
>>27178067
>batshit
>>27177831
>I can't take a joke
THIS IS NOW A THREAD FOR THE 13TH HANDSCHAR
>>27180739
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>>27180739
No, this is a thread about Hubert H Humphrey.
>>27180844
No, Dr. William Luther Pierce
>>27180901
>>27180177
The artistry is sub-par, but the comedy is A-Okay!
>>27181874
These two are so great together.
My relationship goals right here. Two very good gay artists together.
Are there no literal writefags in /hhh/?
>>27187853
There are, but they are dead right now, even in the discord
>>27177777
FUCKIGN REKT BY GET
>>27189045
>pic related
Kek's offerings of friendship to /mlp/.
Blessed be the digits
>>27189063
>pic related
Proof of Memetic Energy
>>27189087
>"Hey. You. Get blowing or get out.
>>27189096
>>27167286
degenerate thread
>>27189110
Turks will not be spared from Kek's wrath
>>27189122
Kek takes note! Blessed Digits!
>>27189036
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>>27189122
I feel like you all need reforming~
>>27189132
WE LOVE YOU KEK
>>27189036
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>>27189157
>T A S T YNot enough bottom Discord in this world
>>27189157
Kek endorses Homosexuality, Kek has been proven to endorse Pony-fucking via digits
>>27189338
Trump is Kek's children incarnate, Trump will liberate us all from the leftist scourge, PRAISE THE GOD-KING
test
>>27180739
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>>27189391
You're trying too hard to derail this thread. The power of stallion cock will always beat your garbage memes.
>>27190118
How am I derailing? I want stallion cock I just figured I'd spread the good word of Kek
>>27187853
I'm one but I don't have any gaylord ideas in mind
Or time to spare
>want to write gay horse lewd after the longest block
>have to write ahistorypaper instead
why is life suffering /hhh/?
>>27194580
Because others say so.
How about you compromise, and write gay pone historical figures? I'm sure starswirl's beard turned some eyes in his younger days.
>>27194979
Yeah, he did.
>>27195898
This guy has more gay porn than straight.
>>27196811
guess that means he's been officially claimed now.
>>27167286
Do we have any nice not (immediately) sexual stories?
I wish amoeba would update more often, I looked forward to this: http://pastebin.com/jBdLbw1K
>>27196863
I think there's more mpreg art than straight, for that matter. It's like everyone's decided he must be gay.
>>27197303
taking bets
Fluttershy's Brother: hottie or disgusting pony neckbeard?
>>27199390
I'd like to turn a neckbeard into a functioning member of society. He may never be normal, but with a little elbow grease, he could be a nerdy bear.
>Shave the neck, grow a proper beard and mustache combo
>Shower at least once per day
>Work out, add some muscle to that chub
>Burn the fedora
Yeah, it'll work.
>>27199464
>tfw when you know what to do to fix your life but it just seems like so much work and you've never worked a day in your life.
>tfw I'm every bad brony stereotype personified.
>>27196925
No bites?
Bumping w my whorse.
you know, the one in the OP
>>27199511
Chill man, I'm best friends with a weeaboo personified but he's actually cool cause he's self aware and has redeeming factors.
Baby steps mate
>>27202398
I want to fuck it with my oc
1 vs 1 me fag
No comdoms
Swords only
First to cum drink both loads
Any requests with stories? I'll write but only if you guys want it.
Will reply fairly quick with acceptance of prompt and fairly quick with story. Also I'll be greentexting
>>27202431
There's a nsfw pic about thunderlane and soarin on the movie theater having sex (blowjob and then thunderlane gets sleepy, soarin takes the opportunity and he molests him)
In case you cant do a lewd, just make it sfw
>>27202431
I've asked this before, but how about something with RD's dad, Rainbow Blaze?
He's usually written as RD's single father, so maybe do something like: RD goes to visit her dad because he's sent a letter wanting her to meet his new special somepony. Then there can be flashbacks to how they met, or something.
>>27202428
>IS THAT A CHALLENGE?
>>27196811
15 gay pics vs 98 straight on derpibooru
>>27202503
YOU BETTER KNOW IT
ARE YOU IN OR ARE YOU STRAIGHT
>>27202488
>>27202491
If last # of post is even its Soarin
If odd its a male RD with his father (Since we're all supposed to be gay here, at least that's what I was told at the entrance)
>>27202535
Why not RD's father and Soarin?
>>27202525
Gimme the time of day and the address u fagit
(Just read your actual request [sorry terrible anxiety] will not be doing incest anymore)
(and >>27202607 (You) were too late)
>The hammering juts of a repairman blasted out the noise of Rainbow Dash's knocking
>Wouldn't her father be sleeping at a time like this?
>Rainbow Blaze was waiting for her and this bastard would not even let her knock
>Flying there was rather peaceful if you take out the sweating and horror that drowned her as she thought about seeing her father's next future ex
>Time after time this man never had never moved past his spouse emotionally, thought Dash among other doubts
>Almost as desperate as Blaze's last mare, Dash let three solid pounds on the door before she heard a scuffling come near
>"Hi there, I'll be in the kitchen," answered a dark brown stallion with cairngorm eyes and a rather relaxed outfit
>Before Dash had processed the stranger he was already moving back and she closed the door behind her
>A glance around revealed no one but the worker in this one story home
>Everything about Dash was dusted, but not clean
>Bookcases of nonsense and flooring that was more generic than a catalog's stood still in the sun
>With a pitter-patter, a creak and a smash fell down a cupboard door
>"Sweet Celestia man!" yelled out Dash, "You okay though?"
>Loudly sighing he said, "Real sorry about scaring ya, but I think he'll be up now."
>"Dust!" shouted a groggy middle aged stallion from the back of the house
>"You can wake me other ways than hammers and explosions!" continued Blaze
>Dust gestured to the back looking at Dash, "Go on ahead, the poor guy needs to introduce us. I'm horrible at that sort of thing."
>Rainbow Dash, still withdrawn from the worker, walked away, "Uh, thanks."
>She saw the closed door and gently knocked asking through it, "Hey dad? Sorry if I'm early."
>A muffled "Oh shit," was followed by, "Morning deary, you're just fine. I need to get dressed is all. I'll be out quick."
>"Uh-huh," was her reply
>>27202696
>Legs crossed and rocking sat Rainbow Dash nervously on the couch
>"How could visiting my dad be the most nerve racking thing ever. He's just my dad? I just want to forget about this already. Soon."
>Her thoughts were rampant and all negative concerning the mess she was at the moment over such a simple task
>Blaze with a pressed down mane and coffee trotted in quickly stating, "Sweetie you can stop twitching. Nothing will be as bad as what you've already dealt with. Besides that, how was your flight? It looks beautiful out there today."
>Breathing out deeply Dash replied, "It was fine, but, uh," avoiding her father's glance just enough, "well I was just wondering what's happening this time. I mean you have an earth pony in your kitchen? How did he even get up here? I'm worried about you and-"
>Cut off by a laugh in the kitchen that was added onto by Blaze, Dash's sullen look progressed into downtrodden as she rubbed her head.
>Still smiling Blaze yelled out, "Come in here Dusty! If you bring the camera I'm going to kill ya."
>Dust spoke up, "Don't worry my heart is already seizing at this torture you're putting us though." And in came the large earthen stallion with construction bruises to match.
>"Listen to me Dash, I love you however I'm going to be blunt about this to get it over with. This crazy guy is... Well he is that pony I happened upon this time."
>There was no reaction from Dash as she sat there with her head down
>Her father's ears fell, "Oh dear, I'm sorry- but- but this is just how it is. I've been stuck and I think I- I finally found it all out. I mean look at hi-"
>As Blaze looked upwards to gesture towards Blaze, Rainbow Dash Picked up her wings and within the span of less than a second did something to her father and then immediately fled out of the house
>>27202827
>Rainbow Blaze sat with his mouth agape fully confident that the "something" was a quickly withdrawn punch
>Dust put his hoof onto Blaze's attempting to comfort him but that didn't stop the tears from welling in those incandescent eyes
>"I... I already chose you," stuttered Blaze as he looked back into Dust's sympathetic gaze. "I'm not gonna change that I chose you."
>"But fuck that hurt."
>Dust Hazard grasped hard onto Blaze knowing that this was all his fault
>He was the only one who could better the situation at this point, though
>"Hey you colt," since Dust was several years older, "don't get all soggy on me now."
>"Why don't you just hold onto me and I'll crawl back into bed with ya."
>Blaze looked down and let his tears drip off onto the dusted floor as he was led to the back
>Dust watched as his lover plopped onto their bed while looking at the semen stains they've yet to clean off the bed sheets
>He silently walked up to Blaze's face with tissues and handed him the box
>That was when they both huddled up together, sitting against the white headboard Dust had assembled
>Blaze took up comfort under Dust's chin and fell at ease under the warmth
>These stallions sat staring at the sun's rays sweeping up the dust into visibility around them magically
>"She's awfully cute ya know," spoke up Dust, "Did ya see that rainbow mane? Gosh, if I just had even the smallest bit of that in my world I'd be the happiest earth pony in all of- where in Celestia's name have I been living, kid?"
>Blaze's face was turned into Dust's coat in order to smell deeply the scent that won him over
>A muffled, "Does it matter, Dusty?" droned out, tickling Dust's belly just a bit
>Blaze continued, "The only thing you should be worried about is the fact you get hard if I even breathe on you."
>Dusty smiled into the air above him closing his eyes as the hoof of a blue stallion began to prod him jokingly
>"You're too good to me, Blaze"
>"You'll be able to say that in five, honey."
>>27202902
Are they anthro ponies then? I'd guess they would be since Blaze needs clothes.
Got any more?
[spolier]Thanks for the green[/spoiler]
>>27196925
Still no bites?
Really no story without immediate human dicking? I just wanted friends.
>>27187853
I used to writefag...I even got a 4k down once...I barely come here anymore tough...
>>27204712
Give me a better idea of what you want.
I'll be using pastebin this time since green is so restricting to me.
Your options of length are
Short (1k)
Medium (3k)
Long (7k+)
Also I'm really caught up on the formality levels I should be using guys. The story above is mine and I'm worried it's too "classical"in structure for these types of stories. Need advice here.
>>27205191
Just anything.
>>27205191
Medium to long
>>27204821
Just dont be lazy and get motivation
Writing is easy once you got the hold of it
Trust me, I am mexican
>>27206374
Hi theremanatee?
live thread live
>>27205191
Have you read and enjoyed any of the other fics from the pastebin?
It's finals week so I haven't had much time to work on stuff
But here's a possible small YCH animation auction, and if no one shows interest in bidding I'll just flesh it out with a canon character:
http://sidekicksart.tumblr.com/post/143433967422/sidekicksart-wip-for-a-possible-ych-auction
Development on the game is back underway; we only have a few assets left to place, and a few minor color fixes before the first public release.And here are some links for people who missed these two pieces:
http://sidekicksart.tumblr.com/post/142261295162/sidekicksart-it-looks-like-sunburst-might-need
http://sidekicksart.tumblr.com/post/142321021212/just-testing-another-one-of-those-reveal-the
Hello page 10 my old friend
>>27207702
I-I'd be interested, Sidekick-chan... .////.
>>27196925
I added a bit on after that, though idk if i wanna modify it.
>Your boots crunch the soil, twigs, rocks, leaves and such as you walk through the trail.
>The 6 of you have surrounded the yellow Pegasus leading you in a guarding pattern.
>Shining and you, on either side of the Pegasus.
>She keeps turning to you to ask about your ‘old habitat’.
>You try to answer in close-ended sentences, but she just manages to pull out questions from thin air.
>Thankfully, you’ve managed to get her to try and track that manticore.
>So she only mumbles about hoof marks, and fur samples.
>You can tune that out.
>You always look to find Shining looking at you.
>Smiling.
>It’s generally bad form to be talking while escorting a noble person.
>While Fluttershy is herself not noble, as an element of harmony she is in some cases more precious than the princesses.
>Bad form or not, there is chatter behind you.
>The usual stuff.
>*”Dudes crazy, I’ve seen him talking to that stick of his.”
>%”So?”
>@”Forget that, people say you can hear explosions when he’s training.”
>*”What’s that stick for anyways?”
>@”Probably some voodoo thing he brought from wherever he’s from.”
>=”Say what you will about how he acts. He’s still the the only decent soldier I’ve seen in a long time.”
>*”Why are you always kissing that weirdo’s butt?”
>=”It has nothing about kissing his butt just that he knows what he’s doing.”
>@”Please. He’s some crazy dude who carries a pipe tied to a plank. Only reason he’s still on board is because some under table deal.”
>*”Apparently the captain himself is in on it.”
>@”Clearly, look at how he’s staring at him.”
>%”Alright, stop this.”
>>27210063
>*”Who’s side are you on bro?”
>%”I don’t take sides.”
>=”I’m with Engine on that. Neither have actually done anything to us.”
>*”You watch, these kinds of things are bad mojo.”
>=”Bad mojo? And you call others unreasonable.”
>The chatter behind continues.
>They think you can’t hear them, but you can.
>Maybe Shiny can’t, since he never reacts to that. Even when they directly talk about him.
>While you don’t know what each really think.
>Based on what they say, you know whom to trust during a firefight.
>Not that you ever expect to be caught in a firefight.
>>>”AH! There he is!”
>The yellow Pegasus timidly yells.
>It’s almost a whisper to be honest.
“Where?”
>She points a hoof towards some thick ferns.
>You squint and stare for a second.
>Then you remember something and look slightly above where she’s pointing.
>Sure enough, you can make out a hint of golden.
“I see it.”
>You whisper as quietly as you can.
>You point left, and quietly speak your instructions.
“Engine! Cart! Head left around the creature, set the ballista over by that hill; give it a good amount of breathing space.
>Siege nods, and Cartwheel gives a quiet affirmation.
“Lumber and Spot! Right! Don’t get too close.”
>You give the final instructions, and your ponies move out.
“Alright ma’am. What do you want us to do?”
>”Should we prepare a trap or something?”
>>>”NO!”
>The Pegasus whisper/yells.
>>27210071
>>>”We don’t want to hurt the poor thing. We’re just going to go speak to him.”
>”We’re gonna go up to that thing?”
“I’m sure we’ll be fine.”
>You pull and rotate the safety knob on your rifle.
>You make sure Shining sees you doing it; he does and smiles in response.
>The three of you stand up.
>Guard instructions for seeing a fearsome animal is to get away and wait for reinforcement.
>You rather follow your scout leader, and instead opt to pump your chest out, and look as big as possible.
>The beast roars when Shining steps on a twig.
>Fluttershy has no reaction.
>Shining is clearly scared, his teeth are chattering, and he’s clearly staring scared.
>You don’t feel too much, a twang of fear, but mostly curios like the first time you saw the lion at the zoo.
>Shining eyes you for a second, you don’t need him to tell you he’s scared.
>You smile at him, and pull your bayonet out of it’s sheath.
>You then slide it on.
>Shining sighs in relief, and checks his crossbow to make sure it’s ready to fire.
>Fluttershy walks with a smile on her face looking straight ahead.
>No other emotions other than blind optimism.
>It’s actually pretty unnerving.
>You near the creature, it’s features revealed one by one.
>Standing your height is a lion with a stinger and bat wings.
>It focuses it’s attention on the three of you.
>It begins growling. You put your hearing protection on, they ran out of battery a while back but they still muffle sound.
>You carry your rifle at a low ready, and eye the other members of your squad.
>>27210073
>Lumber and Inkspot lay on their bellies.
>Lumber focuses through his crossbow on the creature, ready to fire.
>Inkspot looks high up, about a foot out of cover, his crossbow muzzle in the dirt.
>You shake your head and look to the left.
>Siege engine has set up his ballista, he like Lumber is ready to pull a shot off.
>Cartwheel is ready as well, but his shaking is clear even from this distance.
>You stop looking when the creature lets out a fearsome roar.
>Fluttershy flies closer to the creature.
>She says somethings, but your earmuffs keep you from hearing more than a muffled mumble.
>You look at Shining who is clearly afraid again.
“Go that way. You will pull out the Element if things go south.”
>You point to the left of Fluttershy.
>He mouths:
>”And you?”
“I take the thing down, or distract it long enough for you guys to get out of here.”
>Fluttershy looks like she’s talking to the thing.
>You kneel to her right.
>The manticore looks mad as ever, and doesn’t seem to get better with Flutterhy’s words.
>It roars again, and you aim your rifle at it.
>Then Fluttershy suddenly flies back, as the Manticore pounces forth.
>It quickly scans the area as Fluttershy tries to get close enough to try and calm it.
>With speed you didn’t expect the beast to be capable of, it spots you and lunges forward.
>Reaching you, it roars and swipes it paw at you.
>You place your rifle between it and the creature.
>The gun takes most of the blow and you fall on your back.
>Looking up at the beast, it towers over you.
>It reaches down and roars into your face. Your hearing protection mostly filters the roar out.
>You think of how to escape, you’re still holding your gun, but not aiming at the manticore.
>The beast lifts a paw to swipe at you again.
>>27210078
>In an instant, a meter long pole hits the side of the beast, burying itself into the creature.
>The creature roars in pain, and looks in the direction of the shot.
>4 smaller bolts hit the manticore, two embedding themselves into the beast, one bounces off ineffectively.
>Meanwhile, you quickly take the time blessed on you to raise your rifle.
>Aim it up
>And pull the trigger.
>The rifle roars louder than the beast could hope for, and spits its shot.
>The bullet enters the bottom of the creatures throat, and exits out the back of it’s neck.
>A gurgling sound and the creature waddles off of you, like a drunk man.
>You quickly get up and cycle your rifle.
>It attempts to roar, as blood comes out of it’s neck.
>It chokes and tries some roars, before falling over.
>Trying to run while laying on it’s side and the final bit of blood drains from it’s body.
>It breaths heavily trying to stay alive.
>You quickly walk up it sees you and tries it’s best attempt to growl.
>You lift the barrel of the gun, aimed right for its brain.
>This time the bullet kills the creature in one shot.
>And it convulses on the ground, as blood pours from it’s nose, mouth and head.
>It’s eyes roll back, and you slowly step away.
>Looking around, Fluttershy looks at the dead manitcore shaking.
>You don’t know what to say, so you simple raise your finger in the air and give the regroup signal.
“Regroup!”
>You walk towards Fluttershy.
>Shining stands next to her, his eyes are wide open and his crossbow at the ready.
>Shining looks at you with fear, shaking somewhat.
>You try to say something, but instead just exhale.
>Quickly, your soldiers return.
>They all look shaken up; Siege Engine seems the least effected.
>Though that doesn’t say much, as he stares and shivers.
>He’s just not clawing at the ground or pacing back and forth.
>>27210085
>You take your hearing protection off.
>In your most authoritative voice, you bark your orders.
“Ink, Get a message off to Princess Twilight Sparkle. Tell her all the details. Lumber, Wheel, Engine, canvass the area and clean it up a little, make sure the trail isn’t too unworkable. We’re probably gonna need to get the body out of here.”
>You finish your orders, and as your team turns to leave:
“And Engine! Thanks for the save.”
>Siege turns for a second, before turning back.
>You turn back to Shiny.
“I think I’ll get the body.”
>”What?!”
“I said! I’ll get the body!”
>Shiny only nods.
“You help... her.”
>Shiny looks to Fluttershy and nods again.
>You walk to the corpse laying in a pool of blood.
>It’s fur is stained with blood, pieces of body are mixed into the mane.
>You pull out your notebook, and start writing out your casualty report.
>Explaining the squad movement before the incident, a sketch of the area and so on.
>Describing the cause of death, you looking at the ballista bolt.
>The meter long rod has only 3/4th of the head inside the creature.
>It’s about 3 inches of penetration.
>The other smaller crossbow bolts are even shallower wounds.
>One close to the ballista bolt simply falls out when shaken.
>It was the longest-range shot, about 20 or so meters.
>The other two shots, one of the back and one on the leg have about a quarter inch of penetration.
>You note the ineffectiveness of the bolts in killing the creature, including the bolt that simply fell out and bounced off.
>Beginning to write about your actions with your weapon, you say you aimed it an approximately 70-90° and shot a single shot.
>You study the entry wound, it’s a clear hole, almost as if it was supposed to be there.
>The fur around it is hardly disturbed.
>The exit hole is another story; the exit area has a 4-inch wide opening.
>It’s a mess of blood, body bits and fur.
>>27210095
>You jot it down, getting blood on the paper, and move to describing the events after.
>Then you get to the second entry hole.
>Another clean hole on the entry side of the creatures head.
>The opposite is side is not as bad as the neck, presumably because of the closer range and shorter travel distance of the round through the head.
>However the other side still has a large exit hole about an inch or so large.
>You theorize the bullet tumbled after entry judging by the oblique shape of the exit hole.
>This is actually interesting, as you have never had an empirical test of your black powder ammunition.
>You finish your final notes, and walk back towards Shining and Fluttershy.
>*”I-I...M-.”
>Ink spot tries to say something, but he keeps choking.
>”Message is out, Anon.”
>Shining speaks in a low quiet voice, covers for him, and Ink nods and looks around.
>You nod back, and look towards Fluttershy who is still frozen.
“I’ve finished the casualty report. We’re all gonna have to give our account of this.”
>Each task is supposed to warrant paperwork, but most of it’s ignored and stamped without much follow up.
>However, a death of any kind is a big deal. You’re probably going to have to answer to the princesses themselves.
>Ink stares blankly at your feet.
>You look down and see the glistening blood on your boots.
>You don’t disturb him, and just opt to wait for the others, and the reinforcements to show up.
>And show up they do.
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Alright i'm done. Good bye.
>>27202611
Brb drawing with my fucking paint skills the fucking adress you fucking straight.
>>27202611
>>27202398
Oh hey, I've seen porn of your horse. Cute horse.
Does anyone have the specific pastebin link to that story about anon and that french griffon?
>>27211392
it's no pastebin...
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/176696/anons-griffon-boyfriend
>>27211421
Thanks anon, although I saw it posted her in green and just assumed it must have had a bin
Page 7 bump
>>27210390
>>27202398
You fucking guys crack me up after work I'm gonna draw you two something special.
>>27210099
If Anon was a marine he would have already fucked his squad.
I want to /r/ a fic.
Will Riker's shuttle crash lands on Equestria after slipping through a transdimensional tear in the spacetime continuum. He meets the Apple family who nurse him back to health and falls in love with Big Macintosh, and they have sex.
Thank you in advance kind writefags!
>>27213340
Can we have a fic where Paul Bummer from all quiet on the western front is magically transported to equestrian and fuqs braeburn
>>27213717
>>27213340
What about Caesar hull entering equestria in his hurricane, being intercepted by (insert stallion here) dog fighting for a while until both are too tired to continue, then settling it on the ground with hull giving him a dicking with the force of the vengeance of the rhodesian soul.
>>27213890
what about hitler getting raped by futeshy
>>27213964
Futa isn't gay though.
>>27210099
I dig it pretty hard boyo
And OK guys I have two ideas
1. Berserk's Guts and Griffith ponified have a well written action scene in battle then lay each other down
2. Braeburn and Big Mac as young teens acting really cute and religious and having awkward "they love each other but cant" moments.
Will be about 6K I'm hoping
Oh and whoever replies first get to decide
>>27214840
I don't even know why I asked
>>27212245
I'am homored
>>27215307
Post full pics of your pone then
>>27215499
first
believe it or not, is a trap
>>27215595
That's a qt alright
After all this time I'm tired of not drawing, any of you guys recommend certain drawing tablets or guides to get into digital art?
>>27215930
Half way done any body got a good pic of Sharp Portrait?
>>27214752
I'm not interested in neither, but I want to read two for the educational experience to see how you do it.
Also why is this thread so slow?
>in 4 it goes the way of ccg.
>>27215976
Whoops why did I quote any way for tablet advice go to /ic/
>>27215976
I drew this in like 10 mins just 4u, because I never got around to making a ref lololol
>>27202398
is a better representation of everything torso-up
>>27215648
Best couple btw.
(namefagging now for convenience)
>>27216110
>dyed special snowflake® wings
kek
What's his talent? Looks like a sniper scope
>>27216192
to me it looks like striped panties
>>27216192
Never really made a backstory for him. Full name is Sharpshooter, and I guess he's an ex-merc. Honestly though, he's my only character and I just tailor his backstory to whatever he appears in.
>>27216455
Now even I can't unsee. Thanks, fag >:(
>>27216456
>He's a real sharpshooter... for your dick!
What are you guys doing? There hasn't been any good gay clopfic on FiMfiction in days.
>>27167286
>>27216550
I just hit the 1/3rd way mark on the Brae and Mac story (from above) which will be clop for the last 1/3rd. I type as slow as a 8 YO though
>>27215595
>>27216110
Here is something
http://imgur.com/ZdC2PUl
>>27216456
So I can trickshot his ass?
>>27216692
L-lewd... o////o
>>27216694
Only if you can aim ;)
>>27216692
I like it a lot
>>27216915
>>27216924
It's okay but I know I can do much better next time.
>>27216692
>Frotagge
Muh fetish
We should have fight sex scenes more often, Sharp.Also this is the second nsfw pic from my oc, i'm happy
>>27216915
Do I smell another challenge?
I remember being obsessed with the rule 63 ponies who became male for a month and, oh god, I think was when my obsession of mlp tuned down to just another thing I liked
>>27217186
My waifu is Daring Do and let me tell you, I saw some pictures of the R63.
I WOULD suck entirely that horsecock.
Every. Fucking. Day.
>>27217215
What is it about the horse cock that makes it so enticing? I don't understand these feelings.
>>27217230
I don't know, but some look tasty.
I'm not lying, the first time I saw solo male pictures on derpibooru I thought they looked like Chocolate bars and I have a Nsfw folder called "Snickers" with only cocks and gay pics on it.
>>27217255
That's a really good porn folder name
I'm listening through The Constructus Corporation's The Ziggurat right now
Let me see your music taste, Anon. I will judge you
>>27217525
You can't just post that picture without source...
give plsRight now listening to Skillet, i'm mostly rock and chillstep when I write
>>27217550
I'm guessing Braeburned, an imitator of his or something else cause I reverse searched it and got the thread I downloaded it from.
I'm not that big into mlp art cataloging sadly
>>27217550
>>27217605
Its from sidekick
>>27217625
Sides? Good, now we wait for him to cum and post the link to the original
>>27217634
Hes managed to edge himself for months before. Good luck waiting, I'd suggest you help him cum faster instead.
Have you tried checking derpibooru yet? Im sure its there.
>>27217634
>>27217666
www derpibooru org/ 974615?scope=scpe07b58f19288926e604792ee9f1dcb92ff13ad12f
You're in for a surprise
>>27217689
I like when there is cum inside of the wonderbolt's uniform
>>27215595
Quickie sketch
>>27217778
If there ever was a reason to masturbate to my Oc, it is now
Anybody here have experiences being happy with a guy? I've had nothing but bad times and long distance relationships with 'em. I'm with a girl right now who's really nice to be with but I just feel like my grandpa even though I never knew him. (He was gay, but married and had kids until his 40s) I'll probably just become him, sadly. Self fulfilling prophecy and all that
>>27218068
I have yet to have that super comfy bromance that I crave.
>>27218068
You wont find anything if you don't keep looking. Its not the most comforting advice, but its true.
>2 a.m
>Lurking with a fury boner over Skipsy art
Why do I love horsecocks so much
is it wrong that I find the bara style completely disgusting?
>>27218487
I've never once found it attractive, but that's along with futa so eh
>>27218487
Yes as it directly opposes my own taste.
>>27218487
>>27218493
Try Mentaiko
>>27218508
He has a really nice middle ground art style, but I'm so far past the line that I have a really hard time getting it off to depictions of humans. Feral pokemon and ponies have been my drift for years
>>27218523
How will this work when your in bed with someone? Unless you are both into the same things and jerk off together.
>>27218536
I'm with a girl and I think of myself as 90% gay (I mean I'm posting in this thread), but I was so tired of being alone I bit the bullet aaand she kinda guilt tripped me into it. She's cool, but yeah sexual times are me biting the bullet.
You're gonna laugh, but I think about the millions of gay men and the shit they went through in the past and use them as motivation to get through it sometimes.
>>27218544
If she's guilt you into a relationship, as you've said, I would keep an eye on that one. Because emotional manipulation is hardly often a good sign.
Any other friends know about your lust for phallus?
>>27218560
In my Friend Circle, Called the Flight of the Senmurvs, there are 4
1 Me
2 I have sucked his dick and he's seen mine
3 Has watched a video of me using Nova the Breeder from BadDragon that I jokingly sent a link to in our group chat
4 Him and I have traded furry porn
I know this is the most /blog blog post in all of 4chan but I find it quite amusing
>>27218580
>watched a video of me using Nova the Breeder from BadDragon
Anon that's lewd
>>27218614
I really wish being slutty didn't feel so good
>>27218624
It's really hard to resist the temptation.
What color is yours mine is green.
>>27218628
Purple
It looks like it hides the "aftermath speckles" really well, but god does it feel nice planted up there.
>>27218637
You seem like an alright guy and I'd love to hang with ya. This is my first time here and it has been a blast it was fun drawing the pones too.
>>27218663
Thanks man, you too
This place is without a doubt my favorite spot on this whole site
That is mainly cause the Zootopia threads on /trash/ have gotten insanely out of hand
>>27218536
Frottage and mutual masturbation
Thats what I would do
>>27210099
Guys? Is this that "coontent" the old folks talk about? I never knew it would be this good
I'll add my info to the sticky later (and find out how to), but I just worked on this for 8 hours in one session cause I'm a sloth and its literally 6:11 am
http://pastebin.com/Qi6y0CtH
Braeburn X Big Mac
6K words
They're teenagers
Big Mac is just Mac cause he ain't swole yet
If you're gay read this
Churches are cool
That cute appeal of gays being religious I'm in love with
There's sex
Ending is bittersweet
I'm so tired
I'm addicted to horse cock.
I need it so bad I might do something drastic.
>tfw part of me want to move out purely so I can buy a horse dildo.
>>27220344
http://valleycentral.com/news/local/man-accused-of-trying-to-perform-sex-act-with-horse-again?id=1215584
>>27219067
Will you ever be writing more?
>>27220344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-T_Ir036JM
>>27220476
Definitely, I'm getting back into writing and gay horses put me at ease despite the fact I shake every time I come back on here to see how a post is doing.
And if anyone at all read that story I wrote above please give me tips and any help at all. I'm coming back after a long break and only want to be the best I can be for you guys.
Also horsecock addiction guy(s), we'll pass the hat and buy you Chance from BD soon
>>27221321
Not that anon, but I'd kill for a good dildo. Too bad i don't live alone so someone else might get the package.
>>27221625
I ordered Nova and was at my friends when it arrived at my house. I then got some really funny texts from my 16 year old sister. [Redacted in the first text] is my 14 years old sister.
I feel like everyone in this thread can at least partially relate to BadDragon delivery stories.
>>27217778
>>27216692
Is someone going to upload these to derpibooru or what
>>27221708
oh god anon
more texts pls, kek
>>27217707dude same
>>27218487
Totally understandable; It is pretty exaggerated, so I could see that.
Kinks are like foods, man. Some like italian food, while others prefer chinese or russian. No one's wrong, it's just what you prefer.
>>27218487
no way dude. bara is fucking weird.
>>27221976
That's a nice looking wooden leg
>>27221949
I have no clue how.
>>27221976
Wow sides, how do you animate swinging chess pieces so well?
>>27221985Yeah, honestly, it is pretty weird
>>27222003
>>27222029
Thank you! Someone finally appreciates my talent for drawing dual-purpose chair legs that also function as chess pieces.
>>27222397
Who is this Cutie?
>>27189201
sauce?
>>27223760
Relative to this thread if it is someone here that is.
What's happenin?
All of the homos are asleep
Quick, someone keep the thread alive
>>27225009
I'm up. Was looking for something to green cus I'm bored.
>>27225027
There was a piece of Ranbow Dad green a while ago.
How about some green about the other dads?
Bumb before I go to bed.Really need to finish this piece, my birthday was months ago
>>27225290
10/10 would use
>>27225249
I did that and would gladly do more, but I need to get my food handler's card. If I'm willing I'll be back after tonight
>>27225552
*afterwards, tonight
>>27225611
I did the thing.
In celebration I'll be sleeping.
But I'll wake up to write a nice long greentext of one of the dads like that one anon asked for. I don't really know who yet though.
Also stay out of the Hurtful Waifu thread
What stories involve anal?
>>27226149
I'll be eager to see it
homo bump
>>27167286
Instead of having to look through a dozen stories, does anyone know of other writefags that has the same style as e.g. MacStableman?
Paragraphs instead of the classic 1-2 liners. I like the attention to detail
anal bump
Frottage bump
>tfw no new qt colts today.
>>27231843
Is the fibonacci sequence significant?
Anybody got good dad greentext ideas? I'm gonna practice drawing 'til I see one.
If not dads then pretty much anything else
>Dildos... transcend the universe
>>27234164
Night Light and Rainbow Blaze in their royal guard days
Carrot Cake and Filthy Rich enjoying some 'cake' together
Rainbow Blaze and Soarin(because he could be that old)
Rainbow Blaze, Night Light and Mosely Orange getting into a 'best dad/husband/uncle' competition
Older Pound Cake crushing on Pipsqueak
