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Friendship is Magic #37 storytimed here now!
>>25796430
What few tales come out of the snowy months in Equestria are usually incidental to the turning of the seasons or tied to a holiday. That, or cold climates, but that's not related to the time of year so much. It could just be that the temperatures keep public troubles, or that tensions are fewer with more free time and celebrations going on. At any rate, winter coolness is something most ponies seem to really enjoy!Will it go off wholly normally with Discord around, though? Even when he's not spoiling for trouble, he's still got that mischievous streak.
>>25793626
Previous thread
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
>boop
Filly thread
>>25799678
Thanks Isaac
>>25799685
season 5 really sucks
>>25799678
>Will it go off wholly normally with Discord around, though?
>it starts raining icebergs
>>25799695
Maybe he got his cutie mark after the empire reappeared
>>25799678
those are some very pretty horses
>>25799685
So I haven't watched the 2nd half of season 5 yet. Should I marathon them or spread em out?
REMEMBER THAT TIME FLYINGSAUCER HAD TO CLOTHE A PONY
>>25799729
He's a menace
>>25799727
MARATHON THE PONY
>>25799722
Or maybe he had it the whole time and does not equate to nuclear physics
>>25799729
SHUT UP ANON
THAT WAS TRAUMATIC ENOUGH WITHOUT YOU REMINDING ME
>>25799740
Well maybe you're a dodo head, stop ruining my headcanon
>>25799746
1500 bits to remove dress, goy.
>>25799739
I haven't marathoned pony on my own since I first got into the show almost 5 years ago.
I can't believe I'm saying 5 years now.
>>25799759
That was nothing less than horse extortion
clothing was literally taking ponies hostage and demanding a ransom for their release
I told you horse clothes were evil
I warned you
>>25799746
You then paid a pimp to declothe said pony.
You sick fuck.
>>25799736
Objection
look at how much cuter that tinyhorse is
just look at her
>>25799727
You have probably around a year wait till the next pony.
Just space them out a bit to shorten the hiatus for yourself.
I drew a thing.
She really needs an extensive dental plan.
>>25799787
I'll have other things to keep me busy like schoolwork to kill sometime in between. As well as other shows too,but I'll consider your option.
>>25799783
No, I had to pay a ransom
a ransom for the hostage to be released
I am still mad about the whole situation
>>25799803
I like the emotion in itow, damn
>>25799790
Hello tiny filly
Do you need something?
Is necropone quest continuing?
>>25799815
No I am board of it
>>25799803
I had no idea they played Baseball in England.
>>25799806
>I am still mad about the whole situation
Like, meme mad or actually mad?
Because if I remember correctly, 1500 bits are nothing in that game.
>>25799784
Yeah she is
That will be me one day
>>25799823
Probably actual anger considering it's probably autistic rage.
>>25799803
Does she have a lucky pair of panties she wears for big games?
>>25799823
its the principle of it anon
I didn't want anything to do with the whole system, same with the equestria girls danece thing
That one did not suck me into a dress infested black hole of horse despair against my wishes though
>>25799824
Sure anon, you can be the little collar wearing filly but I get to be the collar wearing stallion, its only fair
>>25799837
She has a lucky plaster she uses to cover her horse bits.
>>25799837
She has one.
But she doesn't wear them.
She does... something else with them before the same.
>>25799855
Why is that mint horse so angry
Why does this make me unf?
>>25799864
Twilight took all of her ready ham.
RAINBOW IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS
The new Star Wars movie was actually really good.
>>25799843
We can even trade collars
We'll be good friends
>>25799891
That sounds pretty rad actually
I could imagine amassing a collection of them
>>25799888
I wanna hold her hoo ooo oof
I was tempted to get that pony game on my tablet.
Now I wish I did...
So I could send FS dresses and watch him REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25799858
Does she give them to her special somepony and say "You can give them back to me, if I win the game"?
>>25799803
SHE'LL GET ONE WITH HER SCHOLARSHIP
qt colts
>>25799962
These three are my favorites
>>25799962
Thanks for showing us what not to post
>>25799903
don't be a villain, anonymous
>>25799962
>>25799962
>Colt Brain
>qt
uhh, you don't get to bring friends
>>25799962
qt fillies
>>25799967
I like that. I like nice pictures of colts.
I think Colt Train is pretty cute
fillies > colts
>>25799989
I like you
>>25799995
I want to fill that filly
With happiness
>>25799992
Don't listen to the haters, hes a cute pone
>>25799995
No changelings allowed
>>25800021
Super cute
NOBBY
MORE NECROPONE QUEST WHEN
Safe Solo is my favourite artist
>>25800021
He'd be cuter as filly train
>>25800050
>not UNOPT
>>25799905She just sniffs them, for good luck.
>>25799995
fillies + colts
>>25799992
I'd run a train on that colt.
Which background filly is the cutest?
I vote this one.
>>25800057
Nice meme.
>>25800089
That one or Filly McStrong
>>25800089
Strongfilly
>>25800089
You would be correct in that vote placement
We need more stallion with little fillies
>>25800089
Tornado filly
She gives great blow jobs
And by that I mean she can use her wings to blow little tornados on you
>>25800089
I prefer berry filly
>>25800117
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/5/5/618198.png
>>25800117
Yeah, we do
>>25800120
FIVE
The ponies keep breaking into song, it's super cute but I'm trying to nap.
>>25800132
>those hind legs
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ONE YEAR
>>25800137
Tell them to sing a song about shutting up
>>25800132
Oh my goodness she's such a little cutie holy shit it's so adorable
>>25800132
dude she'll just yank that candy out with her magic
that's a baaaaaaaaaaaaad idea
>>25800137
Tell them they're cute when they're not using their voice.
>>25800126
That's a cute colt
>>25800166
nigga do you seriously think a little fillys magic is strong enough to do any damage
the majority of adult unicorns arent even strong enough to do anything major
>>25800117
Hope isn't a filly, she is an adult mare with petite body. The dream of any filly fiddler
>>25800190
>>25800202
>the majority
>THE MAJORITY
>didn't watch the finale
Filly wants to play Bubsy.
>>25800202
>>25800217
>Implying little fucks get any candy.
>>25800244
>>25800244
I'm a filly and I'm constantly getting filled with candy
>>25800266
Post your butt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYDFnDr81JQ&feature=player_embedded
>>25800290
>Those flutes.
Muh famine.
Filly found out you ate a filly once and is now trying to escape.
>>25800313
N-now postyour hoofsies
>>25800426
>Starlight singlehandedly made the bullies stop harassing Fluttershy and made her get two new boyfriends with a single speech
>>25800426
fluttershy sure does love being touched
>>25800426
These episodes were so good for foal stuff.
>you will never be the little filly
>>25800457
Fluttershy is a very affectionate mare.
>>25800494
>you will never get a crush on a colt
>you will never steal glances when you can
>you will never find out that he feels the same way about you
>he will never kiss you
>you will never kiss him back
>you will never cuddle with your new colt bf
>>25800505
fluttershy is also a boopslut
>>25800517
DID YOU JUST CALL MY WAIFU A SLUT?!?!
>>25800538
yes
>>25800538
deal with it nerd
she's also a cuddleslut
>>25800538
Get your combat shotty and .50 cal.
>>25800517
>Last comic issue just flat out forgets about the other villains and Queen chrysalis and her army.
Fucking bunch of hack fraud writers.
>>25800568
>He thought the comic would include an actually competent villain.
>>25800494
I'd rather be a colt.
GENTLEMENdiamond tiara is a cute filly
>>25800588
Be my coltfriend
now
>reading the comics
>>25800592
silver spoon is cuter
>>25800575
>noices
Filly is humping your colt to show dominance over him.
>>25800592
The cutest.
Spoon a best.
>>25800617
Good. Filly>colt, and should remind him of that whenever possible.
>you will never throw firecrackers at the flower trio
>>25800603
Only because she cheats and has glasses.
>you will never cuddle the flower trio while they scream over said firecrackers
>>25800667
Why is she such a seductress?
>>25800666
>They are also screaming about the cuddling.
SHES AN EVIL ENCHANTRESS
>open door
>see this
>what do
>>25800735
close door
>"-and so, since Anon is not a pony, our laws do not apply to him."
>>25800764
this is just about the worst decision you've ever made.
>>25800735
Worship her ponut.
>>25800764
that's racist
>>25800735
Kill her because mistletoe is poisonous
>>25800764
>all the fillies lost their pureness that night
>>25800764
I'm going to fondle so many ponies.
>>25800764
>all the ponies rape Anon
>>25800494
It is simply the worst feeling.
I hate waking up every morning only to have my mirror remind that i'm not a filly.
And i will never be a filly.
Anon, show me the best filly!
>>25800047
>>25799815
hourish?
>>25799820
boi don't play this
mlpg is dead.
>>25800866
>>25800868
Is that the best thou can do?
As a free pony, I take pride in the words "Ich bin ein Hayliner"!
>>25800903
>gloomy surrounded by balls
I don't get it
Hugging ponyAll four of pony's legs hugging you at the same time
>>25800932
she's in a ball pit
>>25800943
shouldn't she be like fuckhuge right now
>>25800940
>you will never hug a pony and give them eskimo kisses
>>25800898
Pre-cutie mark, maybe
>>25800954
What a cuddly little purple
How would you redeem Lightning Dust?
>>25800977
Dick up the ass
oh hey it was weaver's birthday some time ago
>>25800988
nobody asked but thanks for the info I guess
Equestria Entrance Exam
Complete the following sentence:
Pony should ____ ____.
>>25801018
eat cake.
>A-anon?! Why are you touching my cutie marks?
>>25801034
jam collarbone deep into ponut
>>25801018
suck penis
>>25800977
She did nothing wrong, besides >endangering my friends!
Dash endangered her friends even worse in TftM, and there was no recompense involved, so we can't really hold LD to this standard either
>>25801034
It's called hair clippers. I'm getting rid of them
Weren't Rainbow Dash and Lightning Dust roughly equal in speed?
>>25801018
dildo anus
>>25801101
Rainbow Dash was20%faster.
would you give spike sexual relief with your hands, mouth, and ass
i bet he has so much pent-up dragon cum
>>25801130
yes yes and yes
You can feel that the filly is about to come.
>>25801130
I would fuck his boipussy
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
The filly is here.
>>25801165
fillies*
>>25801175
I want to rail those fillies. Rut them one at a time until neither of them can walk straight.
>>25801130
yes to all of the above
>>25801183i've been so horny today thinking about doing stuff with little fillies and colts
>>25801130
If I was a mare, yes.
Anon's colt and filly breeding farm
>>25801230I like horny anons. I'd love to be your filly or colt.
You are sitting at Rarity's Boutique. She's making a new article of clothing for you. But, because the measurements and structure are so different, it takes her awhile. After some time, she gets lost in her work and forgets you're there. In the middle of a seam, she rips a huge fart. What do?
>>25801275
Unf yes
if you had to kill a pony
how would you do it
>>25801295
pretend not to hear it
Anon turning other anons into fillies against their will
>>25801276i'd want to gently guide a little colt through his first sexual experience, stroking him to full hardness then taking his yummy sweaty little cock and balls into my mouth until he's cutely moaning, then let him fuck my ass until he has a dry orgasm and collapses on my back
>>25801297>a wide assortment of eager fillies all experiencing their first heat
>the colts confused but excited as they experience the breeding pheromones for the first time, anon guiding them through it
>>25801307
So she would do another one, or so she wouldn't be embarrassed?
THIS NOT YAK MLPG!
>>25801352
For the last time, I don't have any treats.
>>25801344
so she wouldn't do another one anon
>>25801362
but pony just wants pets
>>25801350
Please don't destroy us, angry Anon
https://derpiboo.ru/1046465
>>25801350Anon's human and yak breeding farm
>>25801434
unf
Yak onfillyaction.
>>25801384
Daapi wants crotch pets
>Watching The Lobster
>Girl gets turned into a pony
Oh my god
Colt wants to get that surgery where they break your legs to make you taller.
>>25801619
break the colt
Is your waifu memorable, MLPG?
http://memorability.csail.mit.edu/demo.html
The year is 2017 and you are in line at a movie theatre
Mine is a horse, but mine is the size you could sneak inside a fort
Yours is a pony, it could sleep inside a Porsche!
>"Ready for the party dear?"
>>25801727
I think I'd melt if she called me her dear
>>25801703
M.Ayylmao Larson would probably make it so that Gummy connects with Cthchtuulchu on a psychic level and disarms him telepathically, or some other unfunny shit
>you will never whisper management jargon in Harshwhinny's ear
post the pony you love
Fuck I love my birdpones.
Who should teach Spike to bea man?
>>25801745
You just did
>>25801735
Salty about Slice of Life, anon?
>>25801745
but there are so many lovable ponies
>>25801749
He needs a smooth suave debonaire ladies man who really knocks em' dead. How about this guy?
>>25801771
What ugly ponies.
>>25801749
Nobody.
Spike is a little beta butt bitch to the ponies, and he's staying that way.
>>25801785
I will fight you
twice
>>25801756
my nig
>>25801784
Wind Rider?
>>25801822
Why don't you redeem his balls with your mouth? There's an idea.
Filly dreams of Californication.
remember when I said Necroquest was resuming around now?I lied, I'll try and be home to start in like 4 hours
Magical pony collar that turns the wearer into acute, submissive stallion
The blue pony with the hat and cape says that she can make all your fantasies come true.
>>25801855
What happens if a stallion puts it on?
>>25801869
Go away Dash.
>>25801873
He just becomes more submissive and a little bit more feminine.
>>25801873
>>25801886
AND A PRETTY DRESS
>>25801886
>>25801892
goddamn it anons
Unicorns and maybe Pegasi could take it out easily, but if you put a buttplug in an Earth pony they're pretty much stuck with it until you decide to take it out
>>25801897
You can remove said dress for 3500 bits.
>>25801897
I made the original post.
You can wear as much clothes as you want.
There's magical collars for everyone.
Colt wants to become a king someday.
>>25801846
You're either not smoking enough or not smoking enough, I can't even tell anymore.
>>25801915
I hope by "as much as you want" you mean none at all
>>25801937
Yes, you can wear any amount of clothes you want.
Want to be a heavily clothed diamond dog? Fine.
Want to be a nude draconeequs? We have collars for that too.
>>25801927
Colt has to be a princess
Filly wants to make a man out of you.
>>25801760
Nope it was a Grade A Topkek/10 episode
>>25801983
sorry man
but this is your punishment for saving thumbnails
Filly is beating you senseless.
>>25802018
Her soft marshmallowy hooves tickle.
I'm going to pick that filly up and cuddle her till she calms down.
Filly assures that she didn't turn you into a diamond dog pup just to talk about colts and paint hooves.
>>25802018
cum
>>25802034
But she is springing for the ruby hoof polish while asking what you think of Featherweight
The real ponies were inside us all along!
>>25802094
GET THEM OUT
>>25802122
good job filly
>>25802125
No, we're comfortable in here.
>>25802014aw fuck me
Filly saysIt's getting cold, isn't it?
Filly says there's a cat in a box, it may or may not be alive. This is her science project.
>>25802194
I'm going to start eating dragons to flush you ponies out.
>>25802197
She'll lose her wings in S6.
>>25802197
She'll lose her wings and her horn and slowly lose her intelligence over the course of S6 until she's reduced to a bimbo slut.
>>25802254
derpy no
>>25802203
Filly, are you copying colt's notes?
why are there suddenly so many fillies
why are there suddenly so many less anons
>>25802407
>suddenly
Filly is planning fascists world domination again.
>>25802424
I'm all out of filly treats.
>>25802407
>>25802416
Oh no, they're turning the anons into fillies
>>25802448
I don't think many of the anons mind
Kissthe filly.
Any chance of MLP being as big as Doctor Who or Star Wars?
>>25802466mwah
>>25802472
Come back in 20 years and we'll see
>>25802491N'wah!
The fillies are kissing each other again.
>>25802472
its already a massive franchise spanning countless countries and 30 something years
Unless you mean the show itself having a broader appeal audience wise, then no I can't see that happening any more than it already did, its still a kids show and will always be constrained by those limitations
>>25802472
It's big with little girls if that counts for anything
>>25802527
But it got a commercial for the Super Bowl.
>>25802511
Better have the colts kiss each other, to make it even.
http://imgur.com/zp4i7D6
Here's the second part where anon's hands are almost done turning into a full hoof, it was pretty hard drawing POV cunnilingus and TF sequences.
>>25802549
there was half a second of ponies in a commercial
is that what you're referring to
>>25802579
But doesn't that mean it's becoming big?
pure
ponyideology
>>25802596
yes, much like twilight's ass
>>25802635
>Twilight demanding that all humans must be purged
>either with violence, out breeding them or transformation
unf
All ponies are sluts. They just don't know it yet.
Is it just me, or has Twilight gotten taller since becoming a princess?
>>25802645
I'm not complaining.
>>25802656
I feel like a lot of them know it
>>25802675
yes, she turned into a giraffe
>>25802675
it's just youyou're getting smaller
i would like to be a pretty pony
Remember, ponies are living, breathing things. Not just objects for you to cuddle.
>>25802715
hey, me too
>>25802675
No, but she has been gettingplumper.
>>25802723
>not purpler
>>25802679
I'm going to squeeze that ass!
And them, I'm going to squeeze the rest of the purple!
>>25802695
Not gonna happen, she'll give up the wings to Starlight Glimmer in S6.
>>25802723
>plumpen purple
>impregnate purple
Remember that Marker isn't real, she's just a figment of Gloomy's imagination.
Remember that anon, and humans in general, aren't real, and they're just tulpas of imaginative ponies like Junior and Bon Bon
>>25802810
>Bon bon
>Imaginative
Good one Anon.
>>25802824
you don't get to be a top secret agent without a bit of creativity
Is Twilight a single mom?
What do you think about them?
>>25802859
They'recute poniesI hope the pink one continues to be a friendly pony in S6
I hope the silver one gets a story of her own
>>25802843
Spike is Twilight's pet.
Remember how she made him sleep in a dog basket for the first few seasons?
>>25802891
That was a dragon basket, it was clearly labeled by the guy at the pet store.
>>25802715
You should draw anon turning into a mare and tearing his pants with his new fat pony hips.
>>25799678
Happy Holidays, /mlp/! Hope you like Christmas Twi.
>>25802938
yes, I like thing
even if it is misaddressed
Spike is a pet.
>>25802938
That's a real cute holiday horse.
>>25802938
>socks
>saddle
what a whore
>>25802938
I do, thanks!
>>25802938
>Saddle strapping her wings down.
kinky
NO
MY PONUT
>>25803064
I don't see your name on it.
i am gonna fuck your ponut super hard
Looks like it's business as usual in MLPG
>go to bed
>see https://derpiboo.ru/1043087
>wat do
>>25803211
scream for the police
>>25802254
unf
Colt wants to know whatFemanon looks like without clothes on.
>>25803211
unfgod damn I love this artisthttps://derpiboo.ru/959447
https://derpiboo.ru/923338
Whow!
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/12/17/1046532__solo_nudity_solo+female_clothes_breasts_blushing_suggestive_equestria+girls_photo_looking+at+you.png
>>25803329
why are they so interested in ladybugs
>>25803366
Why is she an elf?
>>25803382
An elf with a tail at that.
>>25803366
>nudity
>there's no nudity
>>25803366
Why does she have a tail jutting out from her spine?
>>25803411
because she's magic
>>25803330
https://derpibooru.org/558403Yeah, me too.
>>25803445
pears>apples
>>25803445
Fuck off you cunt piece of shit apples are gay and for retards
>>25803497
>Well, I was going to invite her back into Equestria but then I saw what she was posting on their weird human message boards.
BEB
poorlycolored
titties
>>25803556
>years of shitposting on the internet have warped Sunset Shimmer.
>Travels back to Equestria, but can't help calling the ponies fags and retarded babies.
>Bursts out laughing when she finds out about some pony falling down the stairs and having a miscarriage.
>Get's shoved back thru the mirror.
>>25803613
kek
>>25802763
fuck off EqG shill
star wars is fun
slice that motherfucker/10
>>25803589
Why are tiddies so the best?
>>25803672
They're like butts. But on the front. Without the poop.
>>25803677
Go to your room
>>25803677
even better: they can give you milk if properly handled
>>25803677
Butts can be without poop too, with the proper preparation.
>>25803696
F_CK OFF
Would you like to buy a vowel?
please stop talking about pony poop
>>25803716
pony milk is still on the table though righteven if it's alternative lactation
>>25803716
No one is talking about soft serve pony poop ice cream.
>>25803716
Lets talk about Transformationdenial!Anon being turnedaround and forced to look at a bunch of other anons being turned into whatever they pleaseand Princess EA laughing at you while a chubby DogAnon rides on her back
>>25803725
mmmyesss
>>25803754
hey, what kind of fucked up jerk writes "no transformation" on their card at the transformation party?
>>25803754
I sure did fuck up those spoilers.
I blame Luna.
>>25803754
fat and transformation are my top hated fetishes
>>25803762
The one who swaps that card with the guy who wanted to be a filly.
>>25803767
Well then you must absolutely hate GillPanda then, because that's exactly what Gillpanda draws.
Fat and transformation
>>25803713
show me a y!
>>25803767
instead of transformation can we talk about oversized dicks and service training?
Because I want a pretty princess to take me under her wing and teach me how to properly suck a megacock
>mlpg is ded and hats us
>>25803880
>implying
>>25803802
You'lleither have to work on your gag reflex or learn to love choking on a cock so thick it makes your neck bulge out obscenely
I'M YOUR SEXY HORSE GOD OF LOVE
COME DOWN FROM FAR UP ABOVE
>>25803898
Both sound pretty greatbut I gag super easy so we're gonna need to work on that
>>25803932
Which one first?Magically suppressing it so you can swallow her to the base and feel her fuck your throat? Or magically enhancing it so she can just push in until you're spasming and flexing around her and doing all the work yourself?
Filly wants to go to a Invader Zim convention.
I bought a big 2 litre bottle of custard for 80% off because it's right on it's sell by date.
Now I've eaten nothing but custard the whole day and my tummy hurts.
I am a responsible adult.
I think I like green hippy horse.
Time to go pub in TF2.
Later, you buncha smears.
I love you.
>>25803977
I didn't know custard comes in bottles
Dazzle me /co/
>>25803951
The first one, at least to to start
Then the second once I'm nice and comfortableBut that's just me practicing on her guards, there's no way I'm ready for a princess cock on day one.
>>25803981
What aboutorangehippy horse?
>>25804034RAZZLEDAZZLE
>>25804034
boop
>>25804065
I like both
>>25804051
Of course.It'll take several weeks of chugging her spunk and layering magic onto your body before you can handle the real thing. But thankfully her guards have ramped up production and oversized bits so you never have to worry about needing a proper practice partner.
Panks into thread
>>25804087
man, I want to massage a macro pone
>>25804092
and satisfy an endless series of hyper guards
friggen ponies, not being real
jerks
>>25804132
Do us all a favour and pank into heavy traffic.
What season 5 episode do you think you've rewatched the most times?
Think for me it would be Amending Fences. That scene at the end was just great after all the buildup.
Pronks into thread
>>25803995
you don't know me
>>25804159
Hmm. I guess that'd have to be Tanks for the Memories.Because it's the only one I've seen twice.
>WHO FARTED!
>you will never have a Derpy maid
>>25804212
>various background and mane6 ponies memeshame Applejack for not knowing all their dank memes
seriously?
>I can be your mom tonight...
necropone soon fellow questers
RARITY AINT NOTHING BUT AN OLD MARE
>>25804226
Cool!
I always wanted to be a pony!
>>25804240
mouth glitch at the end?
>>25804260
woo
Filly can't stop trying to get into your bed.
>>25804269
I don't see it unless you mean her mane showing on the other side.
>>25804226
i would
the fillies are speaking their incomprehensible horse language and laughing
>>25804323
Make horse noises at them
>>25804226
Can I have gas money?
>>25804283
yeah her hair just looked weird, but it's normal
>>25804328
The fillies are offended.The fillies have declared war.
>>25804133
But we can talk about doing those thingsin black box whispers
I want to inject my mentos into diet coke pone.
>>25804387
>you will never fondleNyx's wings
hot cocoa with pone
killy the filly
>>25804415
do not whpshh the coco
>>25804359
It feels like it's rude to whisper in polite company
but I guess etiquette training is a part of becoming a princess's favored cocksucker
>>25804511
It's true.Your mouth is better used sucking on your princess's wide flare or fat testes instead of whispering.
>>25804401
but she's all alone
>>25804542
no she's not
I'm not in the frame cause I took the photo but I'm with her right now
>>25804555
How can that be? I am with her right now!
>>25804568
yours is a fake one
here, I took a photo of her ID
she's the real deal
>>25804575
Did you do anymore of those after eating?
>>25804575
>going through your pony's horsewallet
xieril that's horribly invasive
>>25804589i forgot, sorry
hats update had me busy
>>25804596
dude I asked her for it she's cool with it!!
>>25804596
what, you jealous that you don't have any
>>25804607
my pony doesn't have a horsewallet, she just uses her mane
>>25804623
are you sure it's your pony?
does she have her horse ID with her??
Pony.
Pony has changed.
Make sure to get plenty of sleep.
With pony.
>>25804664
What if pony's already asleep?
>>25804678
Then you snuggle up to pony without waking her.
>>25804664
I wish.
also, hi everybody, its been forever sice I"ve been here.
>>25804664
Does tulpa of pony count?
>>25804664
Don't worry me and Applejack get plenty of sleep together.
NECROQUEST SOON
>>25804706
If by 'together' you mean 'in separate houses with nothing to do with each other because that's my wife', then I'm sure you do.
>>25804533
Man, what do you even do with a watermelon sized testicle
let alone two
that's not the kind of thing you can just suck on
I haven't horsed in like 2 weeks
good to stretch out the pon muscles
filly wants you to take her to see a movie
>>25804749
Stretching is important.
>>25804742
Yeah, but you cancover it in kisses and hickeys. Or use those hands of yours to knead and massage them.
>>25804720
well tell your wife to stop cuddling with my wife without me
>>25804777
I'd argue about the validity of your marriage with dashie, but I can't mess wit no trips, nigga.
guess I still have Derpy
>>25804795
You better back off my wife son!
>>25804804
I feel as though I made my intentions clear. Your wife is yours
reminder never to feed the bird ponies
>>25804635
Are you questioning the legitimacy of my pony?
>>25804715
you're not me
but you're not wrong
sorry about the wait
ID FOR TWIST WHEN?
>>25804841
Don't worry, I'm not thirsty right now. I just came to get some of that smoky stuff in the jar next to you and that gallon sized tub of margarine above you.
>>25804664
I can't sleep tonight. Would pony like to stay up with me instead?
>>25804866
Pinkie didn't think it through and now she has to carry around a pair of those gag glasses any time she has to use her ID
>>25804841
oh god she even has a pillow in there
what a cutie
>>25804858
I'll give them hayburgers and there's nothing you can do to stop it
>>25804866
>every time you look at her ID her name changes
Panka is a mystery
>>25804878
Twist doesn't need an ID, there's only 1 ugliest pony
>>25804884
if you're trying to imply she doesn't have at least two different pairs of hilarious disguise glasses on at all times you're fuckin wrong buddy
>>25804883
The pink pony will, she probably stays up the latest out of the main ponies.
>>25804895
that was unneccesary
shame
>>25804901
There's only so much room in her storage pone hole
>>25804895
holy fuck
>>25804895
B T F O
T
F
O
>>25804908
>six panelled loss
>>25804902
She seems good to have conversation with and help me stay awake. I just hope she doesn't cause any trouble.
Postthe ugliest non-Twist filly.
>>25804943
>>25804946
lol
>>25804990
ere we go
>>25804906
Pone holes are like bags of holding. They can hold a lot more than should be physically capable.
I just finished the draft of my last term paper. It's almost snowing outside for the first time in 13 months. Presents are under the tree.
>>25805021
and your favorite pony is falling asleep in your lap as you post pones
>>25805017
sounds kinky
>>25805021
>having presents already
fuck
I should be ready by now huh
draw requestsdiaper fetish edition
>>25805095
Thunderlane
Filly feels the force awakens inside her. She asks you what does it mean.
name a horse
I'm going to whip my dick out at Celestia. Whatever happens, happens.
>>25805132
renbo dosh
>>25805132
Seabiscuit
>>25805132
lightning dust
>>25805117
Stallions are gross, anon.
>>25805132
Fluttershy
>>25805132
I want horse to name me instead
>>25805150
rude and wrong
>>25805132
Sweetie
>>25805132
Shiny bottom
filly wants to give you a proper pony name
what's something you like to do and your favorite flower?
>>25805158
You shall be "Dingus"
>>25805166
Ew, put it away
Pony was a mistake.
>>25805176
just one word?
come on, he's no rarity
>>25805178
wow
i can't believe someone can be this rude
>>25805187
what kind of a stallion paints his hooves?
>>25805187
Why are you so gay?
I'm gonna have to report this to Celestia. There's a reason the gender ratio is so skewed in Equestria.
>>25805197
what's wrong with it?
he looks cute as heck
>you will never call your waifu "ponygirl"
>>25805206
what
>>25805208
cute like a girl stallion
>>25805224
i'll start right now
>>25805244
it has a nice ring to it, I wish Applejack called her that more than just that once
>>25805244
I'd probably call her something a lot cheesier.
>>25805251
pony necks are so odd
they're great
>>25805256
same
she'd punch you in the arm or blush tons and tell you to stop it
>>25805256
Flutter Butter
Squeakers
Yellow Belly
Cheese Coat
Pink Silence
Butterfly Butt
>>25805271
need moar rd blushig
Filly demands that you buy her the life sized poe dameron sex doll
>>25805271
it must take a lot of dexterity to fly and control something in your mouth like that at the same time.
I bet she gives great Flyjobs.
>>25805280
absolutely
>>25805286
anon stop logging into filly's account
>>25800568
they noped the fuck out last issue
STRAM
make the pony blush
make her
>>25805287
>flyjobs
that shouldn't sound as hot as it does
>>25805288
>>25805315
just imagine her flapping away with her wings just above you
while doing other things with her head
>>25805332
okay that's like 5 notches beyond blushing
>>25805329
anon this is getting too lewd
>>25805347
but just imagine it
I bet her wings would even make a cozy soft breeze on on you while she did her thing
>>25805340
Yeah, I guess... she's making a strange face and panting a lot.
>>25805371
well you stuck your finger in her Flutterhood, what did you expect?
>>25805369
holy unf
>>25805353
>No gigantic shit filled prompt
r.i.p. Anon threads
>>25805372
You told me to make her blush. So I made her blush.
>>25805166
more like nude and long
>>25805353
I love this gif cause I love seeing my stupid thread immortalized in it
>>25805407
nice linking fuckass
>>25805417
I'm pretty sure it was just screen capped after the old thread died
stop discussing confusing ideas in front of the fillies
>>25805329
>>25805347
>>25805369
I like this anon
Rainbow Dash? PFFFT
More like Rainbow CRASH
>>25805491
Dashie? More like CRASHY
>>25805491
More like Rainbow Rash!
>>25805514
Rainbow Dash? More like blue horse that can't stop banging into things!
>>25805482
I just thought the concept of a pegasus doing that for you while hovering just above you was pretty great. I don't think I've seen it drawn before.
>>25805523
i have some gifs actually
can't really show ya tho
>>25805531
Rainbow Dash? More like the Living Wonderbolts Radar!
>>25805540
you can link them doofus
>>25805545
>>25805551
If you're really intersted i guess i can dig em out and put em in dropbox. no links as they are
>>25805581
I'm interested out of curiosity, but no stress if you don't feel like uploading them
>>25805564
Rainbow Dash! More like Rando Bash!
>>25805600
I'll do it I'm just on another board atm too
>>25805615
Rainbow Dash? More like CHUBBY LAZY HORSE
>>25805628
look what you did
>>25805600
Its not exactly what you were looking for, but related enough
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/16229757/ZPAW/stuff/f15f4285e676d0523c5859d68e67cfb9%20Big_Macintosh%20Fluttershy.gif
>>25805632
Rainbow Dash? More like Rainbow DED
>>25805633
oh yeah I remember that one, thanks anyways though
>>25805649
anytime
I though t i had another related one but I guess not
>>25805655
Horse Wife? More like NO LIFE!
>>25805672
filly is on a win streak
>>25805688
why is it always the female winning in these pictures
every single time
>>25805686
Rarity? More like SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT
>>25805696
here is a female losing
>>25805697
u got that right
>>25805696
because it's the "surprising" outcome
>>25805697
get off the table
>>25805706
>>25805706
>>25805706
Ponyville's a nice place, right?
>>25805727
that gif is hypnotizing
>>25805712
The meme has run its course
Princess Twilight Sparkle loves you.
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