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Friendship is Magic #37 still storytimed here!
>>25782675
Hearth's Warming may be a national holiday for Equestrians, but the celebration of it doesn't hold to fast rules. There's general trends, particularly regional ones, but as long as the spirit of the season shines through, it's not very important how. So how do they do it in the center of the government? Besides the annual play and the city-wide decorations, is there something the princesses do specially?Or has Celestia just enjoyed the time off?
>>25787426
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
>>25793626
can we have a new friendship is magic #37 comic thread?.
Are you strong enough to pick up a pony and spin her around like a pegasus?
>>25793661
From the thumbnail I thought this was a colt wearing a pretty dress.
I think it goes without saying I'm disappointed.
DEPLOYING TIDDIES!
I want to spend a quiet Christmas with Fluttershy
You cum across a pair of magical panties.
>tfw can't be with my waifu for christmas
>>25793687
I'll never forget how in the theatre when she took her jacket off some kid in the front yelled out "That's a really nice dress". It was really funny and cute.
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/vb2hJwh.gif&v=oyAP6PpAzK8&s=8
>>25793687
wardrobe malfunctions are the only things equestria girls is good for
GIMME DA LOOT
GIMME DA LOOT
>>25793687
careful with those
>>25793706
>in the theatre
>going to a public movie theater to watch a my little pony spinoff
>>25793726
Memecret Agent BomBom
I don't want to go to work tonight. I want to stay home and post pictures of ponies.
>>25793735
Nicely memed anon. Gonna tell us about how you keep pasta in your pockets now?
>>25793746
Night shift, my friend?
>>25793718
But wardrobe malfunctions existed before Equestria Girls
>>25793746
Post pictures from work.
>>25793776
I want to go sledding with filly.
>>25793754Night shift. I make donuts. So it's a comfy job. Until about 4 when breakfast starts happening.
>>25793681
this one has a pretty dress.
i keep having this nightmare that someone breaks into my house and deletes my pony folder.
what does it mean?
>>25793827
that you should back up your pony folder on the cloud
>>25793827
I had a pretty good dream last night.
I was a commander of an M1A2 Abrams tank.
>>25793845
Did you have a pony crew?
>>25793827
my problem is that i dream about twily but my waifu really is RARITY
Still trying to draw pone without any construction bits. this one isn't so bad, but getting that face right is a real pain.
>>25793867
hey at least you can dream about ponies
>>25793882
she a cute
>>25793855
Unfortunately, no.
Apparently I didn't have any crew. Pretty sure I was somehow manning all the stations.
>>25793882
>trying to draw without any construction bits
isn't that like, a really dumb thing to try to do?
>>25793867
>but my waifu really is RARITY
Sounds to me like your mind knows the truth but you wont accept it.
>>25793867
Your subconscious is trying to tell you something
>>25793834
So how do I do that, just give all my pictures to Dash and she takes them up there for me?
"Yes your highness."
>>25793687
Command acknowledged
Deploying tiddies
>>25793882
Are you drawing on paper? Just draw your construction bits lighter.
If you're drawing on a computer use layers.
There's no reason not to use construction lines.
The only reason "real artists" don't do that is because they've drawn their own characters thousands of times in a row.
>>25793908
yeah pretty much
make sure she draws you a map so you can give it to her if you ever need to restore
>>25793910
I demand peetzer.
>>25793896
If it is I should probably stop doing it.
>>25793882
I should also remember gray horse's cutie mark
>>25793919
>The only reason "real artists" don't do that is because they've drawn their own characters thousands of times in a rowkinda figured that, but I'm trying to make myself faster. Rushing probably isn't the best way to do it and it isn't the best way to get better faster, but I just don't know what else to do. It's frustrating and I can only imagine that waiting on drawings is just as annoying for you anons.
>hearths warming eve
>feast of winter veil
>life day
How many other fictional Christmas are there?
>>25793882
you should use construction bits
they're very helpful
also that derpwing is missing a curve on her wing and it looks like every feather is merged into her body
>>25793942
JAPANESE HORSE
IN HD
>>25793942
you definitely need to chill out and stop being so hard on yourself
waiting for drawfags to deliver is a part of life in the general
the way to get fast is by drawing a shitload, not by taking silly shortcutsI really like that pone drawing though, so at least it turned out well!
>>25793942
Nah man. Waiting on drawings is easy. Its literally waiting. Take your time and have fun.
Unless someone pays you. Then it's business time.
Colt is gaining a harem of fillies
>>25793946
>life day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL5gMWcl9FU
>>25793942
what a poni
>>25793896
>>25793942
it's alright for DRAWIN FAST
Honestly the more you draw with construction, the easier it is to wing it too though. Drawing without doesn't really hurt anything unless you only do that.
>>25793965
Good for him. Rumble has way too many and most other colts are lucky if they even get one filly.
>>25793981
That's why most stallions are gay
All the mares are in a harem for one stallion
>>25793970
That's a cute pone
>>25793942
I want Derpy to sit on my face.
>"PRIVATE ANONYMOUS, YOU HAD BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!"
>>25794019
I'm confused
do you want me to rub your belly or not
>>25794019
Aw, what a cute little pony. Does pony want a treat?
>>25794019
Too ra loo ra too ra loo rye aaiiiii....
>>25794019
can I refuck myself later
this is really uncomfortable
>>25794019
Spitfire should really stop aping dialogue from old classic movies
MagicalFillyPanties
>>25794060
stallion boxers that can't possibly contain the huge horsebutt or colossal cock they grant you
>>25794060
The panties turnfilliesintocolts.
https://derpibooru.org/1036159
Raised her ass a bit and fixed the leg which consequently led to more shading and cleaning up some lines.last time I post this. Promise.
>>25794071
No, they turn anons into little anthro fillies.
>>25794084being a footfag is suffering.
![407260__solo_rarity_suggestive_magic_glasses_gag_pov_ballgag_artist-colon-bakki_necktie[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/urmOHOE.png "407260 solo rarity suggestive magic glasses gag pov ballgag artist-colon-bakki necktie[1]")
"Open wide darling."
>>25794109
Rarity where is your snout!
>>25794084I love somevelvetmorning's stuff, like all of itThat tiger incest was unf
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/18324299/
>>25794095
I'd rather they turn fillies into mares.
>>25794142
Well I would like to be turned intopretty much any species, as long as it's female
>>25794068
number two please
and make it triple musky
>>25794090
Thank you for the lovely Daapii
>>25794157
there's no a-la-carte ordering, it's the combo of both or nothing
and all transformations come with a mandatory bath and spa treatment
what you do after that is your own business
>>25794135
Yeah, I kind of like porn that's so ugly and fucked up it somehow becomes hot.
>>25793908
>trusting Dash
She couldn't even be trusted to do her job last winter
>>25794084
>footfags
I want to give mandopedo a new sibling.
>>25794176
She also accidentally sold her best friend into slavery.
>there is a really high female to male ratio
>its so high that every male ends having a harem
>>25794197
Rule 63 Equestria?
The fact that everyone aside from delusional dashfags agrees that Dash is fucking terrible makes me so happy.
>>25794225
delusional dashshitter please
>>25794192
I'm like 109% sure that never happened. It was probably just a mix-up regarding the specifics of the trade.
>>25794225
So everyone being less than half of the population, then, since she still regularly hits the highs of character polls?
>>25794225
Dash is cool sincerely an Applefag
>>25794247
It didn't actually happen how I phrase it. I just think it's funny to put it that way.
Dash's traded Fluttershy's service to train the dog for "I don't know how many moons" in Manehatten so she could get her Dating Do book. Dash completely ignored that Fluttershy would have to do it until after the trade was agreed on and Fluttershy just kind of agreed to it because she's a doormat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hWh1L7oFqU
>>25794019
A pony DI would be so cute regardless of what he ends up saying. There could be four of them all blasting you and knifehoofing u but you'd just be there smiling at the cute ponies.
>>25794225
To be fair, she's only horrible in a few episodes. I don't know who wiped their ass to come up with the TftM script
>>25794283
Cindy Morrow.
She's usually great but has the occasional miss. She wrote Winter Wrap Up and Apple Family Reunion. On the other hand she wrote Owl's Well That Ends Well.
>>25793688
I would want to with twilight. She would be so enthusiastic about trying to celebrate this new human holiday, but totally miss the point.
>>25794350
She would try really hard though and would get an A for effort: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99IWIa7hQ64
>>25794253
Applejack is pretty cool too
She can hang out with my waifu Dash anytime
>>25794165
Alright fine. But if I can't take a fist or two, I'm going to be mildly disappointed.
dumb fabric
Pony wants to learn math
>>25794372
Buddy, when I'm through with you, you'll be so relaxed you could fit a watermelon up there
not that that would be a good idea
but you could
>>25794255BIGGER
>>25794379
Ah, theres that old feeling.
>>25794387
I made the right choice.
>>25794372I can take a fist IRL
Hey, MLPG!
Happy Holidays to all of you from the land of sand once again.
I know, I know: I said I'd have Halloween Drone stuff and things for Thanksgiving. Fried laptop kind of put the kabosh on that, unfortunately.
So I'm feeling some Christmas/New Years stuff instead on this new laptop. Drone is a must, but I was curious if you had any specific characters for other shorts or if I should just do as many as comes to mind?
Additionally, I'll probably begin hosting some of the stories on fimfiction just in case the pastebin goes out or something weird. Plus it's hard to get accurate read numbers off pastebin. Not that that really matters, but I'm curious for the sake of curiosity.
And how's pony been while I was gone? I heard the finale was pretty good.
Nice to see all of you regardless and I'm still wishing you all the best!
>>25794419
>And how's pony been while I was gone? I heard the finale was pretty good.
it rocked
As for requests: Shinning And Dash get their nerd on big time
>>25794419
Welcome back
the finale was great, you should watch it immediately (as well as any other episodes you've missed)
episodes are available to download on yayponies or streaming over here >>25793640
Drone stuff would be wonderful
Once you've watched the finale you should writefriendly but vaguely sinister Glimmer stuff
>it's hard to get accurate read numbers off pastebin
Upload it at unlisted and leave it like that for the first hour before switching it to public
you skip all the viewbots and it still shows up in your index. That said, going for fimfiction is probably a good diea
>>25794419
Hello! I'm glad to hear you well, the finale was pretty great! I hope you have decent holidays!Maybe something with Pinkie?
>>25794419
Fluttercuddling in front of a roaring fireplace on a cold winter night.Pony has been amazing. This season was a great one.
>>25794255
>Shyrapone forcing Anon to eat her foodscat
unf
>>25794419
What haven't you seen?
Finale was great. The whole season was really good, in fact.
watch as I work my gypsy magic
eye of a newt and provolone
>>25794446
>>25794451
>>25794473
>>25794475
Glad to hear pony was great! Shame I missed it for now. I'll have to catch up this weekend if possible.
Pinkie is a definite write up I'll do, Fluddercuddling sounds good, I'll mull on the Shiny/Dash nerd time and see what I can come up with. Glimmer is backburner till I catch up, of course.
>>25794498
Everything since July. I know, bad of me but things have been hectic.
>>25794517
>Pinkie will never open the portal for you to jump in
>>25794313
O swell wasn't that bad. Almost as bad on the pun-o-meter though
A group of stallions invite you to play hoofball, what do you do?
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>25794575
>you will never feel Apple Bloom's crude stew
I drew DISGUSTING THING
>>25794627
birthing hips
breeding hips
I'm feeling something funny
I want to make a movie about a young mare who gets stuck on earth cleaning up all the post apocalyptic garbage but manages to make her way into a space ship with a bunch of fat ponies
I call it Fill-E
>>25794627
>>25794636
mm
ponk breeding hips
>>25794496good times
>>25794642
Shut up pony, you're not even my real mom
>>25794709Yeah. I know.
>>25794744
Why doesn't derpy just go to bed?
What if Celestia was your mom
>>25794768
big celestia wingcuddling little guardponies
>>25794788
then I would be a little pony
>>25794768
Cheerilee putting filly in time out.
>>25794806
Because she can't control her horseboners?
>>25794788
Then I would be a prince. A prince with the best mother one could possibly have.
>>25794768
Mare Anon in a maid dress
>>25794614
Celestia doesn't care about friendchip she just needed Twilight to wield the Elements
>>25794768draw lewd
>>25794788
But she's not.
I bet Marker's favorite cartoon character is Betty Boop
>>25794966
She is more then just about boops anon.
>>25794996
Yeah but it's mostly about the boops
>>25794627
hnnnnnnnnnng
>>25794642
But look, your hat really does fit me!
>>25794768
Sweetie Belle bedazzling a dress
welcome to the pone zone
>>25795061
Do I have any special privileges in said zone?
>>25794627
it's anthro
>>25795061
Looks warm in the pone zone
>>25795069
are you a pone?
>>25795061
Finally
>>25795061
that's way too cute
im going to have to ask you to delete that pony
>>25795097
what a cute batpon
>>25795093
Sunbutt, you've got that look in your eyes again.
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Now leaving the pone zone.
Drew this while waiting for requests. Hope you don't mind.
>>25795134
Oh no
A pony
I hate it
>>25795134
I LOVE RANDOM PONIES
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Now entering the filly field.
>"How much am I going to have to pay you to leave Lyra alone?"
>>25795195
One night in bed
>>25795195
With your body.
>>25795195
You have a cloning machine, right?
>>25795195
depends
how do you feel about lactating
>>25795228
anyway I'm gonna go hang out with Lyra
>>25795213
Are you trying to collect all the mares' milk?
I heard you might even have a few filly batches
>>25795228
Don't worry
I'd use a Bondom
>>25795237
>collect
no
>sample
yes
>find a long term donor
very yes
I am the mighty Bulrog and I have the power to have all the ponies.
So how am I doing with this so far?
>>25795267
I genuinely have no idea what you're talking about
>>25795267
where are you runing that?
>>25795267
I know I'm lovin' it
>>25795267
I love it so far
>>25795267
It's been very fun so far!
Nobby please draw a bunch of MareAnons trying to get into Anon's home while chanting "join us"
>>25795236
>"No! I'll do it... just stay away from my best friend."
>>25795267
Fun.
Shame about the retarded players though.
What do? Write or stream a game?
>>25795244
>Bondom
hue
>>25795332
writestram
>>25795347
How the fuck would that work?
>>25795332
AJ just finished stramin so stram a game.
>>25795297
>fraternizing with meme ponies
Bitch, swerve
Moondancer is a smelly pony.
>>25795388
Will there be fillies?
>>25795398
Yes but no funny business
What to stream? Some of these I don't know if it'll be entertaining.
http://strawpoll.me/6289503
>>25795388
No I am enjoying the regular beyond thanks.
>>25795351
"Alright guys, should I call it a 'hellacious cock' or a 'towering manmeat'?"
>>25795435
>pick one or more
I think you fucked up a bit.
>>25795369
Moondancer has an enchanting musk we all love.
>>25795456
It works for small voting pools
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orybDrUj4vA
>>25795310
you mean like everyone rofl Tbh
347 days to go!
>>25795475
GET THE FUCK UWDWYDVIYBEDIYEWVFIWYEI*
>>25795498
Cadence's wings pop out as a response to Twilight's wings popping out.
>>25795519
I'd fuck that soldier
>>25795423
Fillies are serious business!
>>25795534
I'd fuck that boulder
How do I love the ponies less?
>>25795540
That filly is nothing but silly and cute
I bet she's never even done a business in her whole filly life
>>25795549
That's all fillies.
>>25795573
Well except for the accountant fillies that work for the thread. They all are Certified Pony Accountants
Pony asks who was the pony you last fapped to. It's for a public census, she says!
ACID'S
SWEAT
DONUT
>>25795651SHYRA'SMASSIVESMILE
>>25795639
twilight and cadance
>>25795662
she does have a cute smile
JUST FUCK MY PRINCESS UP
I QUIT ART FOREVER I'M SORRY CELESTIA
>>25795683
that's not so bad
keep going
>>25795683
Keep going you Dweeb.
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream and SOMA are tied, so I'm picking SOMA because I've been wanting to play it. Had a few complaints that people didn't know half of the options. Next time I'll put a link to a trailers.
http://derpy.me/Rat
>>25795651Cock fucking DJ acidFeeling her warm cum around your dickand feeling it slowly turn you cock into a horse cock
why is lyra the stram pony
>>25795698
woo woo
Celestia says that Twilight has a crush on you
>>25795698
VIDYA GAEMSwhat is soma
>>25795759
From the people who birthed First Person Spoopers with Memenesia: The Dark Descent
Comes a tale of terror in tainted space
and robots
>Contributers amass when i decide to sleep
just my luck
Its good to see aspirant back! And back to beb
>>25795772
>Terror in tainted space
Now I'm imagining a lewd text game but instead of furry and humanoid aliens, I'm imagining something like d3monstar or meandraco.
>>25793673
Aww that's cool. If he frequently does/did that with Twili then he'd certainly be prepared to throw Cadence.
Twilight wants to suck some dick
>>25795772
>>25795829It's actually underwater. You learn that in like the first hour though so it's not a real spoiler.
>>25795670and antennae
those are adorable
>>25795466
:crying emoji:
>>25795857
Twilights blowjob technique is
questionable.
Maybe she should practice on Spike some more?
>>25795698
Get in here.
>>25795829
I was so disappointed in TiTs
I knew it wasn't going to be as alien as I wanted, but literally just CoC races/characters in space is pretty weak
I guess that's what his fanbase wants though
>>25795267
I love it
>>25795911
When's the next session?
>>25796058
It could of been the TiTs but because the fanbase are such CoCs it ended up being the way it was.
I liked the hero transformation and the cuntsnake tail transformation
so this is the great beyond huh
>>25796147
I'm going to love doing this shit to her all the time.
>>25796151
>final battle against the other lich
>necropone has attained lichhood
>army of skeletons, both hers and the other dude's, surround you>you hug necropone
>>25796174I feel as though nobby is just going to use her to brutally murder us and end the quest at that point.
>>25796179She's probably going to kill us at one point or another, but it doesn't really matter since she's a necromancer
What would be the first thing you'd do with Fluttershy?
>>25796231
Watch her animal show
>>25796231
Hardcore cuddling
>>25796231
Replace her with a better pony.
>>25796231
boop
That's probably the first thing I'd do to every pony
>>25796231
Pet her.
>>25796231
Wash all that animal stank off her with a garden hose.
>>25796109
I wanted to like CoC but after beating it and stuff it felt so disconnected. Each character and place was just a "did you pass/fail? Want a lewd to read?" instead of interacting.
Got about an hour in TiTs and gave up. Didn't think my choices were going to matter.
>>25795772
They didn't birth it. But the recent surge was because it made a lot of money in an uncommon genre, so everybody wanted in on the action.
>>25796285
>saving that image
>>25796108
Sometime tomorrow, after 1pm PST
>>25796311
Midwife'd it?
>>25796315
>after 10pm my time
Who needs sleep anyways
>>25796315
necroqt gonna be our bess fren
even if we have to force her
>>25796341
IT'S A PONY YOU COULD ACTUALLY RIDE
>>25796341
So if she is the strongest filly, who is the strongest colt?
>>25796346
>Anon's shins are dragging on the ground, but he is happy.
>>25796350
Strongtooth
odds: work on the damn project already
evens: draw requests
dubs: beb
Just rewatched CotLM
I still got a bit misty eyed
Fuckin' kids show
>>25796355
What if he bit her hoof while she tried to hit him?
>>25796356
I request a very silly Applejack
>>25796356
Starlight Glimmer in a wedding dress
>>25796356
Fillies fillying fillies
>>25796356
I request a fancy hat wearing Lyra.
>>25796356
you nearly roll beb
draw a bebhorse
>>25796361
They breakinto song
>>25796356
Gloomy playing cards
>>25793661
I guess a lot of Anons would've missed it since that thread blew by in only 24 hours compared to the 3 or 4 days it normally takes for a storytime to expire.
Could you tell me which of these look better mlpg?
One is the iTunes rip and the other is from the Win-O'-Thread on /co/, and I can't see a difference myself.
>>25796357
There's too much proud feeling going on in that one for me to not have a big grin and potentially misty eyes as well by the end of it. It's a close first place for me this season followed by Amending Fences.
>>25796381
left one very slightly better
it doesn't really matter
>>25796319
Things move in cycles. Like right now we're in the tail end of zombies. Everybody is sick of them. Give it another ten/fifteen years and someone will make something with zombies that makes a lot of money. Then another surge will happen.
>>25796439
How can I best serve the Hive your highness?
>>25796436
>sexiest villain
>best song
>actually decent comics
>stole Shiny's virginity
>probably stole Cadence's too
>beat Celestia in a fight
>>25796461
She has a long neck.
>>25796481
Perfect for Deepthroating
>>25796481
She's really got no end of cute features
youtube.com/watch?v=LHmnGeugLb0
I'm going to marry Pinkie Pie!
Have you head of the Pony prince of the East?they say he is single
>>25796533
That was kind of neat I guess. How long have they been doing videos like that for?
Link to the new storytime in case any of you really feel like it:
>>25796430
>>25793626
I'm not sure exactly how long you leave storytime threads in the OP for, but if you want to link to a live thread then this one should last longer now.
Who would win?
>>25796573
Neat, gonna read it once I get back from work.
How come the first thread died so quickly this time? Normally it stays alive for a few daysI mean, with the automatic archiving it is not that much of a problem anymore, but you still cannot discuss in it anymore
>>25796562
I'm not sure exactly when they started, but that channel has a lot of videos for MLP related songs. I have to admit I'm a little jealous of the person who gets paid to make pony music videos.
>>25796589
There was a lot for them to complain about and criticize, so the whole thread filled with that.
Storytimes of good comics typically stay alive longer since there's less of that and more single posts saying the comic was great. Rarity and Babs Seed Friends Forever storytime would be a good example. That one lasted 5 or so days I think.
Would the CMC help you understand your butt mark?
>>25796619
SHE IS HERE!
>>25796619
what is she happy about
>>25796616
Of course they would, but they're sure taking their sweet time about it!
>>25796633
Being a pony
>>25796635
Maybe we can help, show us your butt mark anon.
>>25796638
Maybe if I had a pony butt, but my butt isn't for show.
>>25796652
http://mlpg.co/3dpd/
Just do it you dweeb.
>>25796637
>tfw you will never be a pony
>>25796677
Follow your dreams anon
It's nice outside. Why aren't you going out for a walk, MLPG?
Filly is very happy and will not stop singing.
Let's play a game
What is hidden in this picture?
>>25796747
An ugly dude in a green body suit
>>25796747
Where they hid Rainbow Dash's body
>>25796747
Rambo dosh's body
And also anon.
>>25796753
hide*
>>25796760
It's hid you illiterate fuck
>>25796760
You had it right the first time.
We hid rainbow dash's body
Let's hide rainbow dash's body
>>25796762
I'm sorry, for some reason i read it as "Where did they..."
>>25796769
That wasn't me
-sincerely the first poster
>>25796769
Dont listen to >>25796776
He's an imposter
He tried to correct himself but failed
What a dummy
Don't listen to >>25796784
I'm the real first poster, he's just a shitposter
He's trying to sew the seeds of malcontent into the heart of the General, don't let him do it
>>25796794
Hello, filly.
>>25796809
Why do these ponies make great futa ponies?
>>25796818
Stop
>>25796818
Anything can be great if it's done right
>>25796820
Give me something to unf about
>>25796829
Why not?
>>25796818
>Why do these ponies make great futa ponies?
But anon! That's EVERY pony!
>>25796846
I don't know why, but I really like Vinyl and Octavia futa over other ponies, especially in anthro form.
>>25796837
You are not allowed to unf on a Thursday before a Friday.
>>25796864
I can't even ask Princess EA to turn herself into a futa pony taur with massive breast and mouthnipples then turn me into a anthro cuntboy stallion and strap me to her belly with her massive cock in me?
Five years later and this is still the cutest episode.
It's getting cold, isn't it?
What if your waifu is shit?
>>25796889
>being this wrong
>>25796887
No, you have to wait for a Saturday and then quit before Sunday.
Ironically the day we mock Luna.
>>25796904
Amending Fences was easily the worst episode of this season, next to the finale.
>>25796911
(You)
>>25796911
What makes you think that?
I'm so hungry I could give a horse oral sex for several hours.
>>25796904
Seeing horses break down and cry isn't cute, it's depressing.
What is wrong with you?
>>25796915
The whole plot and resolution for Amending Fences wasthe same FUCKING thing in the finale, but bumped into two episodes what the former could now even work well in one episode.
That alone should be a crime. You have a shot of making Amending Fences a great episode by making it a two parter, you learned your lesson this time with the finale, and didn't learn your lesson.
They took a two parter and filled it with so much shit in the middle, it became THE SAME EPISODE!
I'm so hungry I wouldn't mind being turned into a mare and live off diamond dog cum for the rest of my life.
>>25796932
What the fuck are you talking about you retard
Take your meds before posting
>>25796932
That's all valid for the finale, I made the same point about the alternate timelines being filler shortly after the finale aired, but I don't see your point on why Amending Fences is bad.
>>25796889
youtube.com/watch?v=t_pykAsjshg
>>25796943
Gilda will always be shit for making Flutters realize that sometimes shit happens and you cry.
Sometimes you just gotta stab a bird.
>>25796889
palpably wrong.
>>25796911
An opinion so wrong i didn't think it could even be shitposted.
>>25796982
Thanks for teaching me a new word tiny whitening
>Today is National Maple Syrup Day
I want to fuck a pony
>>25797043
I'm gonna fuck THAT pony. I'll approach it slowly, though; don't want to scare it away with sudden movements before I do it
>>25797047
Pony begins deploying countermeasures
>>25797047
>fucking the pony that could castrate you with a single thought
Good luck
>>25797034
I want to fuck a filly.
>>25797060
So do I
FluttershyASMR
Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie are such entry-level ponies.
>>25797071
I want to be the filly.
Enter the ponies
>>25797092
Enter colt
>>25797084
We have so much in common
>You will never have lesbo sex with other fillies
>>25797100
Lesbo sex is dull.
I want to be fillyfucked by the colts and the stallions.
>>25797108
I want that, too!I feel like I could be a good slut.
>>25797112
Were i the filly would you be my colt?
At least we all agree that sex without dicks is boring.
Anon being turned into aregular earth pony stallion, with a regular stallion sized cock
>>25797136
As long as I get to be a pony, I can be almost anything you want. We can rut passionately behind the school, and let the other fillies and colts watch us.
>>25797152
Is hea little pudgy but super cute?
>>25793748
Going to the a theater by yourself to see a my little pony spinoff movie is a little odd.
>>25797157
No, he's regular stallion weight.
>>25797155
Perfect.
Eventually those other colts and fillies will take interest and ask to join. We should try to satisfy all of them!
>>25797168
Sounds boring.
Chances of Wind Rider being redeemed?
>>25797157
I like the way you think
>Anon brings a laptop full of pony porn to Equestria
>the ponies are too pure to understand and be horrified by it
>they're all amazed and curious instead
>begin treating it like fine art
>pony scholars debate the aesthetic merits of different horsecocks and poneginas
>fancy art galleries are built to house collections of anthro, futa, slob porn
>>25797193
Yes.
The only transformation in equestria is boring same sex transformation.
>>25797175
>We should try to satisfy all of them!
Oh yes. I would fuck as many fillies as possible, leaving each one an orgasmic, pleasured mess. And I would high-hoof all the colts who got to bang you, afterwards.
Would you watch an all-male episode?
>>25797214
Yes. It would be nice to see what they would do with it.And it's about time we got some equal rights for stallions in.
>>25797214
It's called "Just for sidekicks" ft.Winona
Wind Rider teaches Spike how to be a man.
>>25797214
>showering with your surrogate sibling
>>25797208
>none of the ponies have genitals
>the most beautiful installation of all is Anon, sadly masturbating behind a glass wall
>>25797239
Now I want a duet between Twilight and Spike.
Filly doesn't like it when you eat meat. It scares her and makes her think you're going to do the same to her.
>>25797229
Wind Rider teaches Spike how a real man rides a dick.
Pony got an early morning delivery from the milkmare!
>>25797300
Wind Rider tells Spike, "A real man is totally happy with his sexuality, straight or gay. NOW TAKE THAT COCK IN YOUR ASS LIKE A MAN!"
He watches Spike get fucked, while masturbating to it.
Wind Rider then tries to give Spike "The Talk".
You part the blinds, briefly blinded by the searchlights focused on the building, the alternating red-blue blinking of police lights.
A little pony hands another little pony a megaphone. It coughs daintily and raises it to its mouth.
"Let the mares go, Anon! We have you surrounded! We're ready to negotiate."
She waits before speaking again.
"Don't make this worse for yourself! At least release the fillies as a show of good faith!"
Behind you, the ponies whimper.
>Wind Rider teaches Spike how to frame ponies for crimes they didn't commit>a month later Twilight is arrested for owning baby dragon porn
>>25797388
Twilight confronts Wind Rider, and says that she thinks he's a bad influence on Spike.
Okay I drew a thing anon requested, a bunch of MareAnons trying to get into anon's house to turn him into a pony.
http://imgur.com/dGyTLUs
I think I should do a "multiply"-esque pony TF comic
>>25797402
10/10
I like your use of color to give it dark atmosphere.
>>25797402
Nice use of negative space
>footfags
Wind Rider teaches Spike how to shitpost in hiatus MLPG.
>>25797440
At least it doesn't look awful, just weird.
If a pic has a clear focus on feet that's one thing, when they're smelly hyperfeet with excessive detail is when I start getting squicked out.
>>25797464
I don't know why, but it's super easy for me to adopt fetishes.
I'd say about a year ago you couldn't even convince me to fap to hyperfeet, now I'm actually on the lookout for it, I really hope I don't turn into a 30+ year old deviantart user who has a bunch of photoshopped images of people.
>>25797508
Gray mares=best mares.
>>25797526
Oh yes
hug the horse wizard
pinch its cheeks
Embiggen the stallions.
https://derpibooru.org/1046353
There are no dicks, I promise.It's incest facesitting.
>>25797628
It's be hotter with a cute lil filly dick poking out from between Pinkie's legsm
>>25797083
I liked Twilight first though
>>25797628
>nips
An attempt was made.
>>25797607
jiggle the stallions
should bug anthros have tits
>>25797692
depends on how anthro they end up
usually yesshould plant anthros have tits
>>25797715
I don't think so. Hips, yes. Maybe a wider chest to "suggest" breasts.
>>25797715
Seed pods, m8.
Ain't you ever seen a sunflower with really big tits?
>>25797715Planthros.
>>25797723
Conker's Bad Fur Day?
>>25795267
Splendid.I'll hit you sometime to ask about tips and other things. I want to build my own quest in similiar manner. Never had balls to actually launch it.
>>25797736
That was the reference, yes.
>>25797831
Kiss the pony to continue?
CHAOS AD
DISORDER UNLEASHED
STARTING TO BURN
STARTING TO LYNCH
>>25797841
you can't just kiss a beb pone!
>>25797854
It's just to bring her back to lif
Completely nonsexual, but you can use a little tongue
>>25797607Every time I see a fat belly like that I immediately assume they've gotta fart superbad
>>25797880
Okay
>>25797868
anon this doesn't sound legal at all
>>25797739
I'll be glad to try and answer any questionsbut honestly for the most part I'm winging it and seeing where it takes itself.
>>25797899
Would you not kiss a pony and let her die just because it was illegal?
>>25797914
>HE KISSED THAT BEB PONY INSTEAD OF TAKING HER TO THE HOSPITAL
>GET HIM
>>25797923
That's nothing; there's a skeleton inside of me.
>>25797914
Easy, just make dying illegal
>>25797926
It's like pony CPR
I had to get certified and everything to be a beb smooch revivor
I'm gonna do some more of those requests at some point. I promise.
>>25797945
pony cpr does not involve tongue
>>25797948
I think my pony CPR instructor may have lied to me
>>25797948
It's an advanced technique
You can use it on beb stallions too, but never on fillies
>>25797972
using tongue on beb ponies, no matter if they're mares or stallions is illegal
the pone in that pic is not beb
overruled
>>25797972
>tonguekissing Pinkie
Does this guy have a deathwish? She's probably got like two feet of tongue down his throat already
>>25797905
I know that's the best part.
>>25797986
What could go wrong?
>>25797986
>penko throatfucking you with her tongue
>rubbing the bulge it makes in your neck
>>25797947
Don't stress it. Just try having fun with them. I used to be the slowest drawfag in existance so I welllll fucking know that.
>>25797986
are all pone's tongues that long?
mine is either holding back or it's a pinkie-only thing
>>25797982
Smooching a friend is just part of pony culture, they won't arrest you for that
>>25798014
Pinkie only, she could probably do that self-tonguebath Spike does
>>25798014
I remember Dash having a decently long one when she was trying to get those guards to break. Pinkie's is just otherworldly in length.
>>25798049
how can one small pone have such a long tongue?
>>25798053
Oh yeah, I remember that
pony tongues are great
Pinkie Pie'stongue throatfuckingfetish
>>25798063zecora's cocktongue potion
>>25798062
I just want to grab it and wiggle it around
>>25798125
me too
I want to massage Dash's hooves without permission.
>>25798167
Thats a good way to get yourself bucked
>>25798079Twilight's pussythroat magic
>>25798180
>Thats a good way to get yourself fucked
>>25798167
don't
>Find tag on derpibooru
>mental regression
>think it may have cute adult ponies with the brains of fillies or something
>all of it is diaper fetish
fml
>>25798198
As her husband, I can and I will.
how often does rainbow dash hurt her wings
>>25798215
>As her husband
anon it's too early to be so delusional
>>25798079tasting Pinkie's ovaries
>>25798216
Apple Bloom should get that gash by her eye looked at.
>>25798189Anon's cumbloated stomachwomb
>>25798227
show-wise she's injured her wings badly like 3 times
she probably sprains a muscle or gets some sore joints every week or so thoughthat's where hands come inhandy
>>25798250
>>that's where hands come inhandy
You idiots, as if Rainbow couldn't defend herself perfectly fine.
>>25798229
I bet you don't even know Dashie's full name.
>>25798216
WHY DO THEY GET 2 ICE POPS?
Filly wants to see what Anon looks like without clothes.
>>25798265
One for each of themand one for each of Spike's dicks.
>>25798276
No she doesn't.
I like Spike.LIKE like him
>>25798264
Rainbow "Professionalism" Dash
>>25798297
me too
>>25798308
Thanks for playing, I'll take my wife, Rainbow "Danger" "Professionalism" Dash back now.
>>25798308
why did they make her butt so pronounced here
>>25798336
dash just has a very pronounced butt
>>25798341
tiny* butt
Take all the ponies and roll them into a ball.
Oooh~SLOW RIDE, NA NA, NA NA, TAKE IT EAAASY
>>25798351
>take all the ponies and absorb them into your balls
>>25798341
*small butt
>>25798373
When did Twilightposters get so terrible?
Who decided that she was the go-to pony for shitposting about terrible fetishes?
GLITTER EYES BIG SURPRISE LIGHTS CAMERAS
>>25798389
it's the same person
>>25798389
It's one idiot
>>25798373
your reign of terror must be stopped
Rainbow "Terrorism for Turtles" Dash
>>25798373
did someone say cock vore
>>25798330
that was a fake name, her real name is just "Rainbow Dash"
here, I asked her to lend me her ID for a bit
better luck next time!
>>25798345
>>25798374
SHE HAS A LARGE, NICE BUTT
>>25798441
>doesn't know her full name
>insists she has a big butt even though it's actually tiny
Stalking is creepy.
>>25798441
Rainbow Dash's tight petite butt that easily fits in a cupped hand
>>25798441
>tuft:yes
I like pony IDs
>>25798441do one for apple bottoms
>>25798441
That ID is adorable
>>25798441
>tuft:yes
What a badly done counterfeit.
>>25798441
>ID doesn't say BUTT: NICE AND LARGE
[x] Doubt
>>25798506
>not BIG ADVENTURE
>>25798506
that is very private info that doesn't go on a personal ID
>>25798517
It should
Every pony has a unique butt, it's like their fingerprints
>>25796461
They can do so much with her.
>>25798535
>dash's barely fills 1/3rd of the average buttscanners
Rainbow Dash is my favorite pony to clop to.
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy are the most entry level ponies
>>25798467
why do you need his ID but okay
I haven't watched this show since season three. Is it terribad now? What's up with all of the human pony shit now?
>>25798589Do one for AJ, if you could please.
>>25798617
>Is it terribad now?
Opinions. I'd say to check it out yourself.
>What's up with all of the human pony shit now?
Movies involving ponies ending up in humanland.
>>25798617
Season 5 is probably the best in the series.
EqG is a series of spinoff movies that don't affect the main show.
>>25798617
Show's great
Human stuff are terrible movies that are never referenced by the show, so they are safe to ignore
>>25798653
You got any porn in this library?
[Muffled skeletal rattling in the distance]
>>25798653
Why is her back leg a pea pod?
>>25798622
>>25798688
Wonderful. Thanks.
>>25798688Prettiest Princess when
>>25798688
>butt tuft
>>25798688
Do science horse
>>25798688
I'm loving these
>>25798738
>Bulking xieril
>pinching xieril between her overdeveloped butt muscles and carrying him off
I want to cuck all the drawfags.
Maybe I'll write some green about it.
>>25798772unf
>>25798713
>>25798719
who's science horse?
>>25798833
C O N F I R M E D
>>25798833
100% factual information right here.Thanks
>>25798833
I just posted him dude
>>25798833
Do ponies ever put "no" for something on their IDs?
>>25798853
Twist does
>>25798858
That's what you get for putting Luna in charge of the Pony DMV
>>25798833
that fucking signnature
>>25798853
only if the question is "do you hate cuddles and/or smooches"
>>25798858
sorry it's true
>>25798833
This is an obvious forgery. You can tell by any and all references to "pretty"
Pony won't commit.
Prettiest princess is WHITE
Ugliest princess is BLACK
RACIST CONSPIRACY?
>>25798879
update pony's repo
>>25798881
You have it backwards, my dear anon
>>25798849
oh sorry I thought you meant twily
>>25798908
Aw fucking yissTwily would be nice too
>>25798908
DO TWIST
>>25798908
Something tells me the moment these get uploaded to derpibooru we'll get a gorillion people ripping them off
>anon finally gets his Ponyville ID in the mail
>species:filly
>sex:filly
>they refuse to change it
>>25798908
why have you not done celestia yet
what is wrong with you
>>25798921
>wanting me to draw twist
>ever
>>25798946
JUST DO IT YOU WIMP
There is nothing wrong with Twist.
>>25798946
do you think they'd be able to get panka's name on her ID
>>25798969
>P̶e̶n̶k̶ P̶l̶e̶r̶k̶a̶ P̶o̶n̶k̶ The pink one
>>25798946
No one man should have all this bad taste.
>unironically liking Twist
>>25798943
sheesh
do you think it's easy to just walk up to a princess and ask for her ID just like that????I'll do the rest later, I haven't had anything to eat yet and I wanna get something before I pass out
Fucking Dash and her shenanigans
I think people dislike Twist because they project what they hate about themselves on to her.
>>25799058
Holy shit.
Celestia is from Run DMC?!
Oh boy, CBT drew coke pony
Time for people to think he created her
>>25799058
Holy shit
I feel sorry for you anons that don't get any snow during winter.
>wake up to a winter wonderland
>ground is pure white
>trees are pure white
>it's snowing so lightly you can count each individual flake
>sun is just barely coming through the clouds making everything have a gold hue to it
>>25799103
>Some dipshit smashes their car into a power pole.
>It's still snowing.
>And the house is cold and dark.
>>25799103
Stop rubbing it in, anon. Please.
>>25799134
>not having a generator
>not having blankets
>>25799103
Yeah but at least I can still go out and play golf
>>25799141
What about snow golf HMMMM
>>25799136
Pinkie, put your tendrils away.
>>25799134
>>25799137
>not having a boiler
>not having wood heat
>>25799103
>wake up to a winter wonderland
>almost slip about a dozen times on my way to the bus
>the bus that is 20 minutes late because of shit weather
>which makes me miss the subway to uni
Fuck winter
>>25799156
White balls don't mix well in snow
>>25799058
Oh man these are great, go eat before you beb
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>>25794313
>The same person wrote Winter Wrap Up and Bombs For The Factories
She giveth and taketh away, I guess
>>25799103
>>25799183
I've got the best of both worlds.
It rains all day, it's misty and at the same time, the buses are late.
But hey, the winter holidays just started so no more commuting at least.
>>25799183
>Wake up to a winter wonderla-
>No, fuck you this is Alaska, it only snowed two feet, fucker, you get your ass up and go to school.
>You better hope your dumb ass bought something with 4wd, or you are going to be the asshole stuck in the driveway, faggot.
>And yes, the schools are open, the busses can drive in this shit you pansy.
>GOGOGOGO!
urge to memepost rising...
>>25799279
is that who I think it is flying behind those clouds??
>>25799288
Unleash your inner demons
>>25799297
It's a Wonderbolt!
poniesdatingnot ponies
>>25799314
And ah thought zigger lovers were bad.
>>25799103
Florida here
what's a "snow"?
>>25799308
>>25799314I really like that pic
the angle and framing of the character'really nice
>>25799336
Thanks for the blog update.
>>25799326
As if you wouldn't want a piece of this, anon.
Pony wants to go see Star Wars tonight. You did remember to buy tickets, right?
>>25799336
POOF Rainbow Dash is now Twist
>>25799342
Thanks for the blog update!
Urge to wpshh... rising...
>>25799328
You know about rain, right?
What if I told you...
That rain could get cold enough to fall from the sky like tiny ice?
And instead of getting the ground wet...
It just stayed on the ground like a whole bunch of shaved ice fell all over the place with no food coloring?
>>25799345
Han dies.
>>25799328
>>25799358
And sometimes there are yellow patches, that is the best to eat.
>>25799345
Why bother, I already told pony that Chewie dies a bitch death in the second scene.
>>25799357
DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING
>>25799362
>You will never have a gf like this.
>She will never wear the mask when you fuck.
>Flopping the face around and making that rubbery slapping sound when she orgasms.
>>25799367
Reminder that none of those straight haired cucks were even forced to live in that town
>>25799385
Nobody was forced to live under communism either.
>>25799358
>shaved ice
They have that in Florida
>>25799393
No shit, that's why I described snow as such.
If this was the 80's I would have called it powdered cocaine.
Seriously though, Han dies.
>>25799409
I am fairly certain everyone who visits 4chan knows by now.
>>25799409
>Spoiling
save it for Undertale
>>25799409
The death of a character does not invalidate the story. Everybody dies. This isn't a spoiler to me at all.
>>25799409
Who gives a shit
>>25799415
Glimmer becomes Twilight's child and the Golden Oaks Library comes back and it gets turned into a nursery for Glimmer and Moondancer and Nyx
Princess Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>25799427
The black guy and the white girl fall in love because sjws.
>>25799435
Hi Minni
>>25799409
Oh woow...
They killed off the shittiest character in the series!
Oh how shocking!
It's just like his real movie carrier!
>>25799438
Now we're talking
>>25799314
Would they date a human?
>>25799449
The "White" "Girl" was actually an Asian Male when she was born.
>>25799458
No, humans are disgusting monsters who cannot be loved, or be made friends.
>>25799449
This disappoints Aryanne
Who would disappoint such a kind pony?
>>25799449
I'm kinda getting kinda paranoid about sjw calling
it seems anything left of right is now being linked to them and shunned, and the sjw's use it to their advantage as well
Pony wants you to fuck her so well that she forgets all about her problems.
>>25799571
Remember the shit they started when the trailer wasn't "diverse" enough?
I don't blame everything on sjws.
>>25799571
Yeah, it is getting kind of annoying that every time a non-white or female character takes a more important role, Anon immediately starts shitting himself about SJWs.In the case of the new Star Wars JJ openly said the he cast the guy specifically for being the blackest actor he could find to bring in some more diversity.
>>25799583
Sounds like some sort of NEET/basement-dweller/4chan-user.I'll gladly do it, as long as sh returns the favour.
what if pony and filly went on an adventure together
>>25799490
Would they at least have sex with me?
>>25799608
But filly is pony.
>>25799598
So you're saying he didn't do it because the actor fit the character, but because if he didn't the sjws would have rioted?
That's precisely the problem.
>>25799598
how embarrassing
how do you even explain that to a non-American?
>Well you see, the movie was almost done, but it just, TOO white, you know?
How racist and full of self hate is that?
>>25799620
Ssshhh. Don't tell anyone.
>>25799598
It's not like Lando Calrissian hasn't been in since the second movie or anything.
>>25799624
They say it's happening in places other than America, especially with the whol refugee thing in Europe
>>25798849
Actually there are a few other horses that probably are better described as science horse
That guy is adorable and I would love to see more art of him however
>>25799624
Don't be silly Anon, you can't be racist to white people.
>image limit
>>25799623
Yes, I forgot a "though" in the spoilered part.
>>25799652
FAT
>>25799641
They're both science horses
The old dork is probably a chemist while crystal dude is a physicist
>>25799660
FILLY BUTTS
>>25799670
Yes please
Minus the fat part.
>>25799670
ALL OVER COLT'S FACE
>>25799583
>it's Moondancer
>>25799637
>especially with the whol refugee thing in Europe
If anything, that actually proves more than anything just how different Europe is.
What's a big event and crisis here is Tuesday overseas, especially in the southern states.
>>25799672
Agreed, but a little plumpness is okay too
>>25799678
>>25799678
>>25799678
It's getting cold, isn't it?
>>25799680
So long as it is clearly a filly butt, and not any other type of butt.
>>25799669
I don't think the crystal empire of a thousand years ago had nuclear physics
I think he just has a rad cutie mark that doesn't reflect what it looks like it reflects, but probably has a double meaning
Jet Set is another example of such a pony
>>25799689
Why does this phrase keep coming up? What's going on?
>>25799695
The circles represent orbit
Because his life is going in circles
>>25799710
look at the top of the page
>>25799906
I know, but why is it there?
>>25799909
Because hiro thinks 4chan is his personal blog.
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