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Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Draw prompts return!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, integrated into modern/near future society.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/134645285533/
It's still a pretty crazy spell that Starlight Glimmer was able to pull off in her initial bid. Cutie Marks are a part of a pony, so to be able to remove that and store it - it begs some questions. Could a cutie mark last indefinitely separated from its owner? Are there other ways to use them? Is this a magic she developed on her own, or had she found prior research. And if the latter, then who, and for what purpose?
Small wonder Star Swirl the Bearded was so interested in his research, with these kinds of magical mysteries abounding.
>>25678723
Previous thread.
Step one: You cut a hole in the box.
>mfw the thread dies
>>25683960
I thought it work with spoilers.
Still, my point stand.
Liking stallion x female as a male is pretty much liking kekoldry.
>>25683987
That isn't how things work.
A customer at a restaurant doesn't have to show the chef how to cook.
>>25684025
>mfw a new one is ready instantly
OH NO
IT DIED BEFORE WE COULD POST MORE HUMANHORSES
Sometimes I want to give artists constructive crit but then rudeanons shit on them so I just keep quiet.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
>>25684029
Then go to a different restaurant.
>>25684036
as long as you throw in a compliment too I'm sure it won't be perceived as being rude
https://derpiboo.ru/1038690
>>25684036
please do
we need feedback from non-shitbirds
>>25684025
I don't understand.
It was going fast and wasn't close to image limit.
*smacks lips*
SO HOL UP
>>25684054
>posting unf derpi links on mlpg
what the fuck are you doing?
>>25684025
Now we have a fresh one for fresh horses
>>25684061
>gee anon what are we gonna do on the snow
>whump
>>25684044
As soon as the chef that cooked garbage stops shoving it down my throat.
>>25684048
I don't understand.
>>25684061
We fell off the end of the board
it's possible someone was maliciously bumping threads to kill us, but that's a weird and paranoid thing to suggest
>>25684061
>You will never proofread Luna's ridiculous holiday cash in books
>Why does she keep writing these?
>>25684083Even though it's happened before
>>25684083
Wouldn't be the first time.
>>25684072
It's more like a buffet but you keep eating the thing you don't like and crying how it's being forced on you.
>>25684075
He's implying that the only reason someone would tell an artist that their art is bad is for attention.
>>25684097
What does that picture have to do with that?
>>25684090
>>25684094
Don't be weird and paranoid, anon
>SB drew more muscle
unf
>>25684095
>chef serves shit on a plate
>scat fetishists and chef's circle continually rave about how good chef's cooking is, despite it being shit
>chef continues serving shit on a plate, even going out of his way to dress up as an anonymous chef so he can serve more shit to people that don't like shit
shhhh
>>25684103
It's a guy excited that he got a (you), indicated by 4chanx.
>>25684123
Bless that man
>>25684103
it's a meme, similar to "this is bait"
it's used by retards when they run out of """arguments"""
>>25684130
shhhHHHIT!
CUNT! FUCK! FART! NIGGER COCK!
>>25684108
well weird is pretty normal here at least
>>25684141
Oh. It didn't look like anything I'd seen before.
>>25684006
Seriously? Why keep creating Generals? The show's on hiatus, let's keep it free of shit like this for a while.
Oh man, that's nostalgic. I remember the first one of those kinds of posts on /co/.
>>25684199
We need generals to discuss issac's important headcanon prompts
>>25684128
So you're saying you're the only customer at the restaurant complaining, but you won't tell the chef how to prepare a meal to your liking?
>>25684141
Moot implemented that shitfest into the site's natural extension years ago. Soon after he created the catalogue
>>25684199
because then I would be posting in your threads and you wouldn't want that
>[Muffled laughter in the distance]
>>25684199
There must be always a /mlpg/.
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/6cNI4EH.gif&v=GFP8Jcul8Gk
Who's a silly pony?
>>25684271
>help!
>it's an annoying tripfag!!!
This happens on every board that isn't /b/, FS
>>25684199
lmao no
Why not just find a similar piece of art that you think is good and explain what the first artist could do to make it more like that?
>>25684271
>>25684297
I put in a lot of hard work bumping your generals off the board, so stop making new ones.
>>25684248
No, more like most of the other customers are either scat fetishists, friends of the chef that feel too bad to tell him he's serving shit, or tired of telling him how he can improve while he ignores the genuine critiques.
>>25684300
Because they don't get to fling mud and get a bunch of replies
>>25684300
>artists
>listening to suggestions or constructive criticism
l m a o
m
a
o
>>25684314
>genuine critiques.
>>25684316
this tbqh familia
>>25684278
>Frost Death Knights can use the broken shards of Frostmourne in the bed expansion
>Ret Paladins can use the Ashbringer
>Enhancement Shamen can use the Doomhammer
What happened
>>25684333
You can only be nice for so many years while being ignored.
You don't know better, MSOB, get over your ego.
>>25684314
So you're the customer that goes into a restaurant he know he's not going to like only to complain that other customers are enjoying their meals and not complaing about the same things that bother you, but you also won't tell the chef how to make a meal to your liking?
>>25684309
Holy shit get a life you nerdlinger
>>25684363
Dat Cashbringer.
>>25684300
>>25684316
It's hard to get criticism instead of opinions and even harder to pin down a constructive criticism.
First thing that must be happening is that both: the one giving criticism and artist receiving it must be willing. Otherwise it's just shit flinging.
Then there's also question of how much stylized it was supposed to be. What's the direction, idea behind the piece, what does artist want to achive and amount of effort he's able to spent. There's a shitload of factors and 2 sentences in sea of text that is a 4chan board won't cut it.
How are the negative energy levels today?
>>25684399
I want to brush their hair
>>25684363
Chosen one syndrome.
>>25684399
incredibly
>>25684416
>using perspective to make the tiddies look bigger.
>and not just drawing horribly oversized flesh-bags.
See, THIS is how it's done.
>>25684392
MSOB hasn't been willing to take advice since he started.
He was ALWAYS right, even when everyone knew he was wrong.
>>25684399
Adagio balling up her panties and shoving it in Anon's mouth after giving him a handjob with her smelly socks.
I just want more busty Sadness.
Why does everything have to be so complicated?
>>25684449
>handjob with her smelly socks
Like, she takes her socks off and puts them on her hands?
>>25684432
Those are also pushed up though. They're probably the famous floating breasts everyone draws
>>25684455
thread literally gets derailed any time an artist posts
>>25684455
And I just want you to fuck off, yet here you are.
We can't always have what we want.
>>25684455
No Sadness hereonly bundles of Joy
>>25684496
big mac seems confused
Someone upload msob's garbage to derpibooru so I can downvote it and post my criticisms there.
>>25684496
>pregnant
UNNFFHGHGNNFUUGHHJG
How does horse know what apples is?
>>25684496
o-okay
>>25684503
Hello purple
what are you selling?
>>25684496
I wish I could impregnate my waifu.
>>25684506
What's the point
anything with huge tits gets a gorillion upvotes from all the 10 year olds on that site no matter how awful it is, if you post comments with criticism you'll get banned for trolling
>>25684496
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>25684496
IMPREGNATE THE FEMANON
>>25684520
Magic
>>25684496
HOLY SHIT
>>25684525
>tfw good art of an unpopular fetish gets downboated
>>25684525
>if you post comments with criticism you'll get banned for trolling
only if you're criticizing friends of the mods, GR's not on the "inner circle" so you could shitpost your black little heart out
>>25684534
I don't believe you
that horse would never part with the magics
>>25684496
WHOAAAAAAAA
>>25684496
>Had a child
>Already pregnant
Yes
Y e s
>>25684444
You haven't read what I just wrote have you? Man I wouldn't be surpraised if by this point he was biased towards you. Screaming that you don't like a thing doesn't help either.
>>25684496
Well, now we need to see the satyr results.Or centaur.
>>25684563
How come Suri hasn't been redeemed yet?
>>25684496
Again, the anatomy is shit, spines don't work that way.
Her face looks like an alien's.
Ponies are smaller than that.
He's of model.
Ponies and humans can't breed.
The tits are disgusting.
>>25684578
because she hasn't been around long enough
she'll get a turn
>>25684562
You're not fooling anyone, you know.
>>25684561
I know right?
>>25684581
The way constructive criticism works is that you insult less and also offer how to fix it without saying "draw it better"
>>25684496
That human face is super cute
>>25684548
But Friendship is Magic
Won't you accept her friendships?Only 12 bitsplus tip
>>25684581
>Ponies are smaller than that
first of all, fuck you
>>25684600
Sorry if I hurt his feefees, but the time for being nice was when he was first starting out, before he developed his ego and chased other artists out.
>>25684581
>guaranteed replies
>plus one from artist
>>25684611
Oh
I thought we we're talking about the show here, not your retarded headcanons
nevermind then
>>25684503
Okeari nasai, Purple-chan.
>>25684607
Does it come with a warrant?
>>25684496
This would literally look a ton better if you didn't draw her breasts larger than her torso.
I want to date spike
>>25684611
This is canon.
>>25684623
oh hey, the shoving-satyrs-down-throats guy!
how have you been?
>>25684640
>>25684607
err warranty even!
>>25684648
of course, ponies being at perfect bj height is top unf
>>25684496
I don't mean to sound like that guy who's dedicated to shitting on artists, the art itself is fine, but I find it kind of hard to believe that there are THIS many people who are so excited about a human with blimp tits being pregnant with a stallion's baby
>>25684658
this
>>25684649
Who the fuck even mentioned satyrs?
Are you okay? Do you need a glass of water?
girls loving girls
not loving you
>>25684640
No, but she has a friend that offers Friendship Insurance at a very reasonable rate
>>25684658
There aren't, MSOB is just in chats with a bunch of people that sockpuppet for him.
>>25684672
I don't need friendship insurance if I don't have any friends.
>>25684670
acceptable
>>25684648
the only thing that's canon is that props get scaled to fit the scene
>>25684670
Thats ok there are plenty of stallions to go around
>>25684658
I mean, I think it's okay.
I much prefer male humanxfemale pone but whatever.
>>25684658
>>25684668
This simply goes to show how few people actually draw stallion-on-woman art. So do your part and get more people to draw it.
>>25684658
It's pretty much a hidden rule of mlpg that everything drawn by a resident drawfag will always get several positive replies no matter how awful it is
>>25684699
stallion love is the purest
>>25684698
>using cupcakes as reference
that would be relative to whoever makes them
https://derpibooru.org/1038427
>>25684658
I hate kek art.
>>25684729
Well it is certainly the cutest
>>25684747
what art?
>>25684739
Remember when kevinsano drew normal stuff like Dash blowing a kangaroo or pip blowing a human?
>>25684733
They're all relative.
One of the first size charts was using apples
>>25684763
I don't recall the kangaroo.
>>25684739
Man, I love over the top porn
>>25684747
whatever do you mean, anon?
>>25684669
No, see, I didn't recognize him at first because it's been so long
but
>Ponies and humans can't breed.
should have tipped me off
it's the guy that has a fucking conniption and can't handle people discussing things he doesn't like
the comics are a solid trigger too
so like, the best possible combination would be talking about Celestia's satyr child and Sombra's satyr child hanging out
that would really piss him off
>>25684776
>sb
Please stop falseflagging in a jealous rage, msob.
>>25684739
Why does she have two dongers?
>>25684757
c|u|c|k| art.
Ponies and shit.
I don't know.
I just don't know anymore.
>>25684753
What about stallion onyouhttps://derpibooru.org/943154
>>25684791
>it's the guy that has a fucking conniption and can't handle people discussing things he doesn't like
that's not very specific
>>25684739
unf.
>>25684808
okay, it's one of the guys that has a fucking conniption in that scenario
I feel like the rest of the post was specific enough
>>25684791
Anon, you might want to get to a hospital. I don't think you're okay.
>>25684794
That is him. I'm not defending either of them, though, quite the contrary.
>>25684729
Those horses have huge hips.
They're dudes, they shouldn't be hording hips like that.
this shitposting is getting out of contorl
>>25684800
>k|e|k| art
???
>>25684791
>the comics are a solid trigger too
Thanks for reminding me we've got the conclusion to that retarded siege of the crystal empire arc this month.
Fucking niggers didn't siege shit. Just walked in, stole the crystal heart, zapped the princess sisters to stone, and pissed around before releasing the umbra.
>>25684733
>>25684766
>>25684698
Only sizing that makes any sense for now is the one established in the previous generation where the little ponies actually appeared with human beings
As anon pointed out the flash assets are scaled dynamically and they don't control relative scale with any real consistency
So unless we get an establishing shot for scale that actually features g4 pones and humans on screen at the same time, previous gen scaling is really all you have to go by
>>25684807
2 lewd
plus I would much rather be a stallion as well in that sort of situation
>>25684828
I hope you realize this is how it usually is.
>>25684823
You don't like stallions with mare hips?
What's wrong with you?
>>25684836
best
pony
scale
>>25684828
it's a hiatus after 5 seasons
it only goes downhill from here
>>25684860
I'd pick up all the ponies. They wouldn't escape my hugs.
If they try to arrest me I'll just pick up the guards and walk out with them.
>>25684860
Give the pone a golden shower.
Bitches love golden showers.
>>25684828
reply central tbqh
>>25684888
No no they love getting showered in actual gold, not golden showers
>>25684845
Actually they averaged out to being a bit smaller than that
There were a few episodes where they were super tiny, and a few where they were hilariously huge
but the average seemed to be in the neighborhood of pic related
here comes Rainbow Dash!
>>25684908
And Meghan is what? 4 foot?
So when are we going to get back to anonymous instead of =?
Hiatus is not going half bad after all
>>25684922
What's the difference?
>>25684922
When you SUCK MY DICK
>>25684922
We're permanently going to be hermaphrodite ponies until Season 6.
>>25684922
never
>>25684916
I don't know, how tall was your average 13 year old girl in the rural US in 1984?
>>25684267
why dont you pull out your ayylmao stats and statistics from your abductions?
What have I done to make people upset?
I only recently came back after taking like a 2 month break.
>>25684365
guys stop ur making me hongry
>>25685025
nothing, it's literally just one guy
>>25685025
>oh shit they stopped talking about me! better let everyone know I still need attention
here's another pity (You)
>>25685025
suck my dick
no really just a nibble
who are you
>>25685025
don't respond to the autismos
>>25685042
Dude, my name pops up all the time and there's no reason for it.
>>25685078
here's another
have fun
Why has the show still not done this yet
How do stallions deal with mares in heat?
>>25685111
why haven't we seen any hippogriffs yet?
>>25685111
why should it?
>>25685111
Dash was already a villain in S5
>>25685131
run.
>>25685131
sex
>"The Aristocrats!"
>>25685131
Well they kinda get behind them and get on top
you should really have learned that at some point anon
>>25685131
>being hunted down by packs of mares
>already raped multiple times today
>need to barricade your home
>they start breaking it down
>>25685169
Wonder how many foals the average stallion fathers every year.
Moondancer is a cute pony.
Think we'll see her in S6?
Okay, that's all for now. Make sure your bridling's on properly, kids.
http://i.imgur.com/9LqEqIi.jpg
>>25684807
anon it's too early to be this lewd
>>25685205
you can't rape the willing
>>25685169
Okay, stallion has gotten on top of mare. He is a bit confused. What does he do now?
>>25685206
It should be pretty easy to figure out
What percentage of the population are stallions, and what are the birth rates?
>>25685213
Close it before ISI- uh I mean Rainbow Dash gets in
>>25685206
would depend on all sorts of thing like cycle frequency, duration, pone fertility rates and the like
Not many judging by the population density in the country overall
>>25685221
This is pretty hot as far as cu|ck art goes.
>>25685239
>forcing your own meme
Put your name back on, xieriel
>>25685236
Rainbow Dash sure is determined to have some foals
>>25685244
Wonder if Equestria has a population problem.
>>25685236
Conduct a citizen's arrest on that one for crimes against Equestria
>>25685221
Waaaaaait a second
>>25685205
U N F
N
F
>>25685221
That pose looks familiar
>>25685221
The pony is off model
The anatomy is fucked
She has 6 toes, though everything about that foot is trash
The tits are gross
Her face looks inhuman
Big Mac seems to have tumors growing off of his forelegs
>>25685276
(You)
>>25685221
>just a copy of that nips drawing with marble replaced with a titty monster
it just keeps getting better
>>25685292
(You)
>>25685292
(Me)
This new meme is dumber than reddit and tumblr.
do you know how to cook mlpg
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1449442169793.webm
>>25685313
(Him)
>>25685303
>>25685309
(You), (You) and (Me)
Simultaneous lovin' baby
You guys are boring.
>>25685351
how about megacocks?
https://derpibooru.org/1016723
>"Hi everybrony! Can I get a brohoof here? /)"
>>25685351
>there will never be a part 2 where Carrot is hotdoging Pinkie's butt
>>25685313
The samefag detector makes for horrible bait and bad bantz to boot
Out of the mane six, Rarity seems to be the most difficult to fit into a traditional RPG system. What the fuck does she do in "battle"? At most she seems like the secondary magic user. She seems like a jack of all like a FF red mage. But why would you want that when you could have any of the others who are better at the particular thing instead?
>>25685389
>not going back to his bedroom and fucking his wife senseless
Shame on you.
>>25685405
Also red mage Rarity pictures are incredibly common.
This seems like a common choice for her.
>>25685405
this except with blades
>>25685405
Not all party member need to dps. She can debuff with those flashing magic while putting points in charisma, bluff, seduction, and any other speech skill.
>>25685405
What, you never played a campaign with dedicated diplomatic characters?
>>25685405
>>25685429
Most fanfics have her using floating weapons, and as some Anon pointed out the other day, she usually prefers to fight physically rather than with magic
>>25685405
In FF there's no accounting for Charisma, which is obviously Rarity's core stat in a d20 system. She'd be a Bard or Sorceror in D&D, likely the former due to the skill points allowing her to be more well-rounded and take up a trade.
>>25685366
too big!
TOO BIG!
THOSE DICKS ARE TOO BIG!
>>25685458
for you
>>25685429
10,000 fucking needles.
>>25685453
She wouldn't be a normal one of either of those classes. She has a bard matched for dexterity, and a low level magic skill would make her a minor sorceror. Some sort of bard that uses charm and diplomacy instead of lame jokes, with non-combat magic
So when are we gonna go back to talking about human males breeding with lonely mares?
>>25685521
control yourself, princess
>>25685458
No such thing
>>25685470
>tfw Bane-posting has gone on for 4 yearrs
>>25685539
Isn't it great?
>>25685521
>breeding
nope!
It's a dick up the asshole for you, Luna!
>>25685521
tell you what
you turn me into a pony and yourself into a human
then you can do what you want with me
>>25685521
Humans are incompatible with horses, go find a guard, Luna
>>25685521
Imagine all those poor, lonely mares that need loving.
All those mares in need offoals.
>>25685521
What about aggressive mares going after lonely humans?
>>25685555
Congratulations, you are now in the moonguard.
Service your princess.
>>25685131
I like to think stallions go into some kind of heat themselves. Equestria has a weeklong holiday every year as all mares and stallions have a weeklong fuckfest. All nonessential work grinds to a halt and everything. Zecora and other option makers make a killing selling birth control potions and stuff.
>>25685499
UnfWho the fuck are you.
>>25685452
You know what, you're absolutely right. She does usually fight physically, doesn't she? I'm not even sure if she -can- do the unicorn laser thing.
>>25685585
I don't think they exist, anon.
R E Q U E S T S
>>25685624
Applejack and Applebloom sharing a scarf while drinking hot cocoa.
With marshmallows.
>>25685624
Anon on a date with Moondancer's sweater (just the sweater).
>>25685624
Ponies patronizing anon because he isn't good at spontaneous musicals
>>25685624
WATCH THE SHOW
>>25685624
Twilight looking terrified with a gigantic, squishy head.
>>25685624
NIGHTMARE MOON WITH A HANGOVER
>>25685624
Twilight and shining armor doing some cute, nonsexual brother sister activity.
>>25685624
Magical Girl Derpy
>>25685656
I caught up like two nights ago
>>25685642
sweatersexuals are illegal, anon
>>25685624
Chrysalis's after victory party
>>25685682
But I just married Flitter's bow
>>25685624
Applejack in heat harassing BraeburnObviously Brae is uninterested
>>25685624
Derpy being sexually forward and nuzzling into Anon.
>>25685682
>he doesn't know about that guy who fucks fleece blankets
>>25685624
A colt hugging Chrysalis' leg calling her mommy while she tries to shake him off.
>>25685624
Yakistani Prince Mind Control Futa Cock Vore
>>25685642
>>25685624
Anon and moondancer sharing a sweater
>>25685712
>inb4 he just recolors that picture
>>25685689
>>25685696
bows and blankets aren't sweaters you degenerates
>>25685699
I promised myself I would never draw that again
>>25685712
I wish Rose did the rest of the mane six like this.
>>25685624
ponies operating
CONGRATULATIONS
YOU'VE MARRIED FLUTTERSHY
>>25685755
Neat
5 more to go
>>25685755
Oh
Now what?
>>25685783
Do married people stuff, I guess.
>>25685776
Polygamy is illegal in equestria.
>>25685793
Endgame is marrying Luna and Celestia and changing the laws
>>25685799
Thats very selfish anon, you must share the pone
You ever wonder why we're here?
>>25685813
I could maybe see my way to a trade
What do you have to offer?
>>25685792
>>25685813
Does it matter in the end if the ponies don't want to marry somebody else?
>>25685819
It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it. Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of... some cosmic coincidence or, is there really a God... watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.
>>25685819All the time...
>>25685648
>>25685827
ponies aren't objects, anon
>>25685844
the voice of an angel
pony shall pony pony FOREVER!
>>25685846
Yeah, but they're just so accommodating
>>25685838
What? I meant why are we here, in this General.
>>25685878
Do you think Celestia is lonely?
>>25685915
SQUISH SQUISH
>>25685915
I want to squish Princess Squishlight's head.
>>25685915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7kVRLj3ng
SQUISH SQUISH
>>25685915
ANON DO NOT SQUISH THE PONIES
>>25685624
Are you still drawing the "Mare Anon enslaved by Sombra" I requested?
>>25685877
to post ponies, obviously
guys
GUYS
OH SHIT
swollen pineapple-size balls
>>25686021
Is that Minka the monkey?
>>25685276
she doesn't have 6 toes
>>25686021
>tfw those guys illegally invaded the premises after lying to the landlord
You also forgot to mention that that guy had kids, so that might be theirs.
>>25686021
You guys realize the attackers had a child right
>>25686034
relieve the stallion
>>25686021
That's a littlest petshop doll
>>25686045
>>25686052
Yeah, considering it was found in the baby's room (which doubled as "the computer room") it was probably the child's.
>stormy night
>paper due tomorrow night
>lights keep flickering
Pray for me
>>25686084
save often
shittylewd requests
>>25685674
>>25685997
nah, I fell asleep after what I drew last night. I'll try and get it next time I draw.
>>25686054
Stallion thanks you and asks if he can return the favor
>>25686090
Or use Google Drive so you don't have to worry about that shit. Then when you're done export it to the proper format.
>>25686096
sure are happy you banished your sister, aren't you
>>25685915
oh manstretch armstrong Celestia
>>25686084
And save to any external drive you have around.
>>25686096
what a cute darkpon
>>25686093
How fetishy? Almost vanilla or full lewdpreincess?
>>25686096
pssht, what a lightweight
>>25685624
>>25686093
Diamond Dog Anon and Wereity kissing while standing over a "dumb slutty bitch" spell (or potion).
>>25686093
big titty satyr giantess cuddling a little pony
>>25686093
Rarity breastfeeding Twilight
>>25686093
Just repost msob's art.
>>25686093
Sunset Shimmer getting fucked by Anon with an x-ray shot of her womb filled with cum
>>25686093
Sunset shimmer sitting on an oversized buttplug
>>25686093
Octavia cum inflation
Humanized Spike.
>>25686231
what a little grump
>>25686206
I miss Tess
>>25686231
that's really cute
>>25686093Human rumble on pony flitter vore, while cloud chaser blows him
>>25686231
Why aren't his arms behind his back and his tits pushed to the forefront in an attempt to make it an image worth looking at?
>>25686289
>Twink Spike trying to act as girly as possible
Nah. Sometimes Spike needs to remember he's a boy and try to act tough.
>>25686288
>vore that isn't cock vore
gross
>>25686231
Nifty
>>25686231
spike, get out of the hairgel
>>25686310
Never said it wasn't>not blowing the load that was once flitter down her sister's throat
https://derpiboo.ru/1003777
U
N
F
How do you feel about this timeline?
>>25686231
Huh, I like this a lot actually
Looks like the kinda little nigga that would make cracks about his older sister's birdhouse
>>25686231
Awww he looks so grumpy
Does he need a nap
>>25686330
>>25686332
stop reposting this garbage.
24/7 pizza delivery
wonderbolts
"rainbow dash is" today
inurl:fimfiction "soarin's sweaty balls"
>filly
>>25686395
What?
bulk food pellets
how to keep your cottage from smelling like critter pee
what DO they say about stallions with 2 or more cats?
does it count if it was a goat?
what's the best mane brushing method for a pony's disheveled and ruffled mane?
>>25686458drawing
princess twilight sparkle daki
how to get around without wheels
bulk peanut butter and crackers
how to make burnt toast
wizard hats
>>25686458
This should take care of pony's problem.
>>25686231
How many people joke about his hair? Because, you know, just saiyan... it's kinda dumb.
>>25686472
drawing a brush along her hairline?
>>25686483
anon you're taking this too far
>>25686485
ANON DON'T
cupcake recipes
industrial sized ovens
confection-based firearms
how to masturbate with desserts
how to clean whipped cream out of a vagina
birthday cards
unbirthday cards
>>25686458
Give pony some special shampoo to help repair those split ends!
>>25686512
anon you're terrible at this
I'll just get her some Johnson & Johnson no tear shampoo and give her a nice bath
This week on a very special episode of My Little Pony
>>25686508
>how to masturbate with desserts
>how to clean whipped cream out of a vagina
enjoy your yeast infection
JOHN MADDEN
AEIOU
EBRBRBRBRBRBR
BIG AMERICAN TITTIES
>>25686565
Rarity deals with onset colon cancer while Rainbow Dash attempts to fly to the moon.
>>25686458
industrial strength comb
>>25686548
>no tears
But some cry
>>25686508i am throwing a party in a week and only 2 people have RSVP'd
pinkie would be ashamed
>>25686458
I hear bubblegum works wonders
>>25686548
>not mane & tail
>>25686602
Throwing parties sucks
any time one of my friends throws a party, they end up with way too many people and someone always falls off the balcony.
>>25686581
at least half of that episode summary is definitely gonna happen
>>25686588
does it have cool flame stickers on it?
she won't let me use anything that isn't cool enough for her
>>25686601
>>25686604
BAD
>>25686611
Oh absolutely
I just assumed that we were all on the same page and I thought that mentioning her tail would be pointless since everyone knows that her mane and tail are really pretty, y'know?
>>25686632
Fuck off nobby.
>>25686643
but nobby likes party pony
>>25686643
>>25686666
Of course you would, Satan.
>>25686231
That jacket had better be power ranger colors.
>>25686641
you could make her wear a helmet and just work with the hat hair
>>25686690
>look up the url
I knew it would be D.C. Simpson
>>25686690
I'd make her a Rainbow wig out of her trimmed hair
unf bald chicks unf
>>25686669
You're a big guy, you can handle it
>>25686632
I don't have a balcony so i think things'll work out better than that.
>>25686731
who shattered her hair?
>>25686714
no pody's gotten hurt from getting their mane and tail cleaned up and combed
she's a tough pony, she can take a nice, thorough mane & tail grooming sesh just fine
>>25686733
That little back mohawk is neat
>>25686753
>she's a tough pony
>broke down over tank taking a nap
Can you please try to
understand that I'm not making fun,
nor am I shitposting, but she's not a
tough pony.
>>25686753
What if she's groomed to hard and her mane and tail and coat start falling off
WHAT IF IT HAPPENS WITH HER WING FEATHERS?
>>25686784
It's based on her skunk
>>25686808
>wait till Dash is asleep
>pluck her feathers
>>25686799
are you ok anonjust kidding, we know you aren't
>>25686808
I'll be right next to her to make sure it doesn't happen
>>25686799
She also couldn't deal with two professional spa ponies filing her hooves either.
That spawned a bunch of head canons that she had orgasmically-sensitive hooves.
>>25686837
some people just don't like being touched
>rainbow dash
>>25686879
What? I can't hear you from all the way up on Holder's Boulder!
>>25686799Impressive
>>25686832
hey xieril what do you think of Dashie's super best friend Puppie Pop?
>>25686919
I think you mean Pugilist Pig
>>25686919
Perka Pap is a very cute pone who deserves a bunch of hugs and candies
>>25686919
Needs more pranking fun time
>>25686936
Pogo Pinup
>>25686799
I imagine the element of loyalty would be broken up over the thought of losing someone.
>>25686945
I'd play with Panka Po's perky paps
>>25686950
*Pringle Pug
>>25686950
Pongo Perdita
>>25686960
ok but make sure you place her paps back to where you found them
>>25686976
is she ok
>>25686960Paps will always be a hyperlewd word for me.
>>25687006
She's becoming abstract thought
https://derpiboo.ru/1038814
Simple but unffective
>>25687097
Why is her vagina crying?
>>25686956
I imagine the element of loyalty would have more loyalty to her job and coworkers
>>25687164
Go be fat somewhere else you lavender fuck
wrestling with Dash
>>25687189
I'd choose being a mare,diamond dog,griffon,dragoness or draconequusess over being an attractive human male
>>25687214
mares are cool too
>>25687208
Funny how she didn't have to wrestle with throwing her "friends" under the bus to save a dying (read:sleepy) tortoise
Wiggle your pony
>>25687208
would you let her win?
>>25687275
>"Where are they!”
>"Where are my tits!?"
>>25687208
you need to be more careful after last time
>>25687289
>"...Girls, I think we grabbed the wrong Twily from the mirror."
>>25687289Lower
>>25687214
thats because youre a fag
SHAKE THE PONY
>>25687208
>full nelson fucking Dash
How do you guys deal with stupid people in a fandom?
>>25687309
please don't shake the pony
>>25687308
No you are.
>>25687285
lmao no
I'd pin her downand have my way with her.Tenderly.
DON'T SHAKE THE PONY
>>25687326
easiest and best thing for everyone is usually to ignore them, there's nothing pony worth getting worked up about
>>25687326
With hitmen.
>>25684405
they already established long ago that all player's characters don't fucking matter and in fact don't do anything
>>25687355
I wish I had the money.
>>25687335
she won't want to keep wrestling if she doesn't think she can win though
>you will never put Dash in a saddle and bridle and teach her to be a proper horse
You can go to Equestria, butit will be a G1fied version of it.
>>25687373
admit it, you'd just blow it on plushies
>>25687400
>>25687402
I don't think I can say yes. G1 is a weird and scary place. And Danny Devito is there.
>>25687351
>there's nothing pony worth getting worked up about
I'll smurfin' say.
>>25687377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iasfRTTmzI
fluttershy sucks at being a mech pilot
>>25687413
I can't hear you unless you make horse noises
https://derpiboo.ru/1038838
>>25686473
Trixie isn't afraid of wheels now that she doesn't have the insanity amulet
>>25687454
is she okay
colt organized a raid party
>>25687377
But anon.
In the end she definitely wins.
>>25687476
Oh what's that? You want to be ridden? I'll get the blinders!
357 days to go!
>>25687484
fillies are built to take it
>>25687484
No, she's about her lose her job.
>>25687493
>he rolls need on the filly gear
>>25687507
INSIDE
>>25687208
I'm gonna cash in the Money in the Bank on dat ass!
>>25687510
oh
they're not in a pony recession at least right?
>>25687400
A stockade in Cloudsdale would be good. She can stay in there all winter
>>25687510
No thanks to the coverup Dash will be keeping her job as weather pony
>>25687513
I want to see anon decked out in full T1 filly gear
Is there a derpibooru tag for real-horse gear?
>>25687574
anatomically correct
rainbow dash is such a sweet cute mare
>>25687413
Dash I've seen you blow up barns and cut trees in half with your legs.
Stop coming up with these ridiculous schemes.
>>25687454
fucking unf
>>25687588
Put your name back on xieril.
>>25687588
Don't be lame, Anon.
>>25687588
that reminds me, it's finally December and all my Christmas Dash pictures are relevant again!
>>25687588
Except that one time with the government treason and plot
>>25687595
She just wants attention, you're not going to give it to her right?
>>25687618
Put
Your
Name
Back
On
Xieril
>>25687618
>bashing eggnog
Wow, Rainbow Dash sure is a cunt with shit taste.
SMILE SMILE SMILE
>>25687635
I'm not Xieril, I'm Appledan
>>25687635
swing and a miss
Opinons:Dash is okay, I guess. Fifth best pony. Was gonna do her for the prompt, but that just seems like a given with the finale. Might do Rarity, Fluts, or Applejack.
I guess I need more Dash on my computer.
>>25687638
You're a meme
Mr. Grirch
DRAW STRAM WHERE?
>>25687676
>>25687685
I don't think that's really innuendo for anything, Dash
I'm so hungry I could eat out a horse.
>>25687693
She can take it however she wants to.That's innuendo.
>>25687701
I'm not a horseyet
>>25687676
She's just easily the most brash so there's more of a divide between loving her and hating her. At least that's what I think .
>>25687326
Ignore them, quietly tell artists/writers to ignore them.
>>25687716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhtFKNNd04A
Here's a documentary explaining it
>>25687634
please don't multiboop the pone
>>25687716
wiki wiki
>>25687719
>easily the most brashhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_0Q9L6Pi0I
>>25687719
She can be brash all she wants. The criminal behaviour is much more problematic
>>25687656
WHERE'S THE HARSH, DAN
>>25687729
What if I multifeed the pone
Let the breeding begin
>>25687776*boop*
>>25687766
Let's get Twilight and Rarity drunk they said, what's the worst that could happen they said, they can't concentrate enough to cast any spells hey said.
Well they didn't fucking said anything about being slapped in the face by goddamn slices of pizza.
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU
>>25687769
At this point, Big Mac has a harem, lucky guy
>>25687766
TOO FAR
>>25687736
unf
>>25687803
you don't have to remind me every day
>>25687788
Can't tell if belly or boobs.
>>25687788
*thique
>>25687806
>Christian Valves
>>25687841
ha ha, now that she's stunned I can move in for a free hug!
Celestia just made being lewd in Equestria illegal
Lightning Blitz insisting he's not gay
>>25687863
is she going to exile herself or what?
because holy fuck
>>25687863
But her niece is the Princess of Lewd.
>>25687861
>Anon died
>Rainbow Dash is one fast pony, she could chase down anything!
>want to know why she's always napping?
>becauseshe loves to catch some sleep!
>tfw you will never know the innocent joy of being a pony playing in puddles
Why even fucking live.
>>25687878
She is the princess of love anon not lewd.
The idea of her being lewd is just crazy. She is a pure maiden!
>>25687864
Wanna make your dreams real?
>>25687879
this will never not make me laugh, it's so silly
>>25687895
Not in my headcanon!!1!
>>25687893
It looks like Fluttershy has boobies and also is a spider
>>25687912
Applejack you are NOT a Magikarp.
>>25687922
I was hoping for a dick
>>25687926
you say that now
one day she's going to turn into a serpent dragon thing and kill everyone
>>25687872
He might be, but if there's one thing that could turn male Rainbow Dash straight it would probably be Rainbow Dash.
>>25687926
But what id pony WAS a Magikarp?
>>25687942
He would still insist on fucking her ass, though. And Rainbow Dash would be sore for the next week.
>>25687943
Then pony would be a Magikarpony.
>>25687938
She needs to lay off those weird-looking apples that she gets from her cousin. They're making her be racially insensitive to sea serpents and dragons.
>>25687961
while both the Fluttershys watch from just outside the bedroom window
>>25687977
ButterscotchXFluttershy OTP
>>25687942
is it weird that i like thing
Ranbew Dosh
Pony took it out.
>>25687977
I prefer Lightning Blitz and Butterscotch being gay as hell, but Butterscotch and Fluttershy being dirty, horny voyeurs is good too.
Spike should give stallions footjobs more often.
>>25688011
Marble Pie in a fancy hat
>>25687879
what a silly pony
>>25688014
Just hold down the lock and home button for 15 seconds
>>25688014
Is it weird that I jerk off to humanized?
>>25688011
Sweetie Belle standing on Rarity's back
>>25688011
ALT-TIMELINE PONY
RARARA OR YOUR OWN OC
>>25688011
a human petting a pony
a pony patting a human
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>25688067
Do you think ponies hug pillows to sleep like we do?
>>25688014
There is nothing worthwhile about this image.
Why bother drawing such boring stuff?
>>25688047
Are you a pony?
>>25688067
good morning great-great-great-great-cousin
>>25688011
Applejack jacking apples.Stram
>>25688075
If I am, I'm a super gay one who wants to mount Bubble Berry
>>25688088>StramI'll post the link once I get everything set up
>>25688072
When they're feeling lonely.I've never hugged a pillow to sleep.
>>25688104
You should try it. I used to balk at the idea but then I started doing it and my sleep noticeably improved in quality and length.
>>25688104
it's pretty great
I got a body pillow and what >>25688117 said is exactly right
Is it bad that I think human Dusk Shine would be crazy hot?
Stramhttp://derpy.me/AJRinxooacjDoodles
>>25688160Is this something I would "get" if I watched the episode or is it a in-joke from the thread?
>>25688153
he's a cute, disheveled nerd with a ten inch cock
and that was before he ascended to virtual godhood
Hug the horse.
>>25688104
>my sleep noticeably improved in quality and length.
Now I am tempted.
>>25688169
watch the episode and find out
odds: one draw before beb
evens: beb
dubs: ultra beb
>>25688187
enjoy the beb reprieve
>It's December
>Remembering that this exist
http://www.mediafire.com/view/?mviak0sfnqrbng2
It was so long ago....
>>25688170
And he doesn't know how to handle his awkwardly large random boners that happen in publicI have a weird lust for all six of them
>>25688167
Lawks, is that some stram?
>>25688187
Draw Moondancer playing Dwarf Fortress.And calling Twily a filthy casual for using a tileset.
>>25688187
I won't mind if you ultrabeb
>>25688175
Try it out. What do you have to lose?
>>25688117
>>25688134
Nah. Ain't gonna happen.
>discovering that alicorns not only have the traits of all the 3 pony races, but also3 anuses
>>25688232
Well I need to get a pillow first so whatever that costs me is what I have to lose
>>25688278
Who says you need a special pillow? I just hug one of my regular pillows and it does the trick.
>>25688167
WHATCHA STRAMMIN'
>>25688278
if you're not willing to drop $30 on body pillow so you can pretend to hug a pony I just don't know what to say to you
don't be a pussy and hug a regular pillow like that other guy
go all in
fuck, get two so you can have one at your back
>>25688283I only have one small pillow for my head
>>25688285
Pony doodles
>>25688357
Mildly creepy.
>>25688357
PONY DOODLES ARE VERY GOOD
>>25688357
I would pet that doodle
Who would be the most well endowed out of all the R63 mane six?
I mean, let's not lie, they'd all be hung like animals.
I WANT A DAKIMAKURA FOR CHRISTMAS
>>25688392
They would all have featureless crotches.
>>25688392
We've debated this before
It's Fluttershy
>>25688392
TWILY'S MAGICAL ENHANCEMENTS!
Is it bad that I wish Pinkie were my wife in real life?
>>25688309
Anon
please
treat yourself nicebecause I can't
>>25688427
Yes, clearly Rainbow Dash is the better choice.
>>25688309
Wait, you only sleep on one pillow?
How?
>>25688454
Go on take the filly and run
>>25688461
>>25688474
Uhh, Running duh
If someone asked you out of nowhere if you like ponies, how would you respond?
>>25688474
Is Cheerilee into /ss/?
>>25688511
>huh?
>>25688511
What is a rabbit?
>>25688511
Horses are pretty cool, I guess.
>>25688511
I'd pretty much do pic related.
Pony used your library card and all the books are overdue.
>>25688424
*Duskie's cock sheaths
>>25688537
Welp, time to sell pony into slavery.
>>25688436
Rainbow Dash is a huge asshole and only good for pegging, if you're into that
>>25688542
Why is she such a slut?
>>25688556
how's she atanal hoofing?
>>25688529
Really cool
>>25688511
Depends on who's asking
>>25688551
why's everypony always trying to give twilight away
>>25688572
She had a lot of practice with Fluttershy back at flight camp. Hell, it's probably how she got into Spitfire's good graces.
>>25688551
have you ever been so upset you threw your filly corn on the cloud ground?
>>25688573
>Tfw that ass will never back up onto your face
Which pony is best at shooty hoops?
>>25688629
EAT MY PILLOW
>daddy!
>>25688629
MY GOD SHE IS HAVING A STROKE
https://derpibooru.org/1038094
>>25688635
Uh... FILLY!
>>25688635
NEXT DOOR
>>25688641
>AnthroSurprisingly unf.
>>25688641
Oh man, look at Fluttershys gimpy little hand.
>>25688654
APPLEJACK YOU ARE TOO ORANGE!
>>25688659
heck yeah
>>25688635
I don't remember anything about this
>>25688659
SLOPPY GHOST MAKEOUTS CAN LEAD TO SLOPPY GHOST BLOWJOBS.WOOOOO
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT STUDYING FOR FINALS!?
>>25688629
TURN ME INTO A PLUSHIE AND CUM ON ME ROOGNA
>>25688689
Calm your tits Twily, I don't have finals.
https://derpiboo.ru/1038914
UNF
>>25688689
I am you nut.
I'm just taking small breather's to check on this dead thread.
Is there any good anthro?
>>25688705
Is Applejack allow to desu?
>>25688722
I really like that non-pony pony.
>>25688739
She seems qualified, at least.
>>25688754
リア充は死ね
>>25688761
紫色のサル食器洗い機
OH NO, The ponies are talking in moon. Someone save them!
>>25688790
I will just start talking to them in vodka runes till they get annoyed and switch back to a normal language
>>25688761
>Die rear Takashi
>>25688787
>Purple monkey dishwasher
I don't understand Japanese.
>>25688790
It's to late Anon.
Enjoy your new moon overlord
>>25688801
that reminds me, weren't we graced with the presence of our russian comrades a wheile ago? I wonder if they're lurking
>>25688835
Yeah, that showed up a few weeks ago. I don't think they are constantly lurking though
>>25688835
How does Russian MLPG handle 1year hiatus?
>>25688857
What made her so grumpy?
NEW HORSE WHERE?
>>25688866
She got an order of wings but they came without sauce.
>>25688857
What's wrong Twilight?
Your dildos batteries went flat again?
>>25688800
Wouldn't you get a mouthful of hair?
>>25688910
>>25688910
>>25688910
What concerns the Princesses daily?
I love Princess Harshwhinny.
I love regular Twilight.
I love carpet.
I love Supreme Overlord and She of Many Wings Princess Twilight Sparkle.
I love, desk.
I love Maud Pie
I love.
I love lamp.
I love lamp!
I love lamp...
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