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Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Draw prompts return!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, integrated into modern/near future society.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/134645285533/
Princess Celestia was rather busy during Starlight Glimmer's gambit with the map, but only particularly so when the timeline was altered. And in such varying circumstances at that, too - sometimes reconciling with Luna, sometimes banished to the moon herself - so it might seem a bit anticlimatic for her to be engaged in normal Equestrian duties in the unaltered line. She might not have even known anything had be amiss if Twilight Sparkle didn't tell her! But her former student keeps in contact with her still, and the gist of the events of that sojourn has likely been made plain to her by now.
Is there any need for additional concern? Time appears to be on its proper course, and the scroll which enabled such madness has made itself scarce. So there shouldn't be any extra-dimensional concerns from counterpart crossover into what acts as normalcy in Equestria. Hopefully.Maybe the map could use a little more supervision in the future. As a precaution.
>>25684006
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
fart fart fart faaart
which pony would you like to see peeing herself in front of you the most? :3
DRAW STRAMhttp://derpy.me/AJRinxooacjDoodles
>>25688910
I wonder if this was all part of Celestia's plan. In the prior seasons Celestia always gave of the impression of being ten steps ahead and already knowing what will happen, subtly preparing Twilight for what's to come.
This season she barely showed up so I don't know if she knew about any of this in advance.
goodnight
>>25688930
Sombra pls
>>25688955
Good night
>>25688944
Neat.
>>25688954
It's hard to tell exactly what she knows, and doubtless she likes it that way, but I think she does a lot more improvising than ponies would give her credit for.
Is being gay allowed in Equestria?
>>25688998
That doesn't answer the question.
>>25689001
>>25689006
Please explain further.
>>25688979
From stuff like the comics and Twitter it seems like Celestia always exactly knows what will happen a while in advance, she just isn't sure which of the possible solutions will work for it - for example, I think I remember someone mentioning that Celestia did have backup plans in case Twilight didn't succeed at defeating Nightmare Moon.
The most recent one was when she had the main six redeem Discord I think. That was probably in preparation for defeating Tirek - now the question would be if Celestia bet on him defeating Tirek or if she knew that he would turn on them but also knew that in the end, it would be Discord who triggers Twilight's friendship blast by learning a lesson.
>>25689033
please don't squish the princesses
>>25688984
I guess
AJ and Rara were in a relationship when they were fillies
>>25689033
>Don't squeeze me! I'll fart!
You are no longer taking filly to Whinnyland.
>>25688998
>>25689006
>>25689013
>>25689039
>>25689049
Ahem, i said 'gay' not 'lesbian'
Which pony do you think has the best smelling hoofs?
colt Sombra VERY evil
>>25689033
what are they called? they look hilariousand I kind of want to get one
Invincible anon in Equestria criticizing villains' plans but otherwise doing nothing to stop them
>>25689134
>Super blando
hue
Do you have a license to love ponies?
>>25689171
Of course.
>>25689145
>13 bucks for a random pony you cannot pick
>45 for a specific one
Welp, I guess they aren't really sold here apart from scalpers.
>drive to taco bell
>closed
>drive to McDonalds
>closed
>drive to JackintheBox
>closed for renovations
This is a war on freedom. Burger is my right as an American Citizen even at 1:20am. Someone will pay for this.
Did they touch Japanese horse? Is that what's happening?
>>25689180
>>25689145
They have them at my local Shopper's.
My will weakens each time I go there.
>>25689190
What the hell kind of backwater do you live in where your McDonalds aren't 24/7?
Sometimes I wonder if pony is dragging me down.
Then I remembered that I made a Texanon hair for superdeepthroat and I realize that everything is fine.
>>25689209
Especially now around Christmas it must be hard, where you can buy them without strange looks because everyone just assumes it's a present.
>>25689229
I always buy diapers and candy with my pony toys so they think I have a kid
>>25689203
火は彼らの頭の際にダウン雨なければなりません!
>>25689233
I am worried to ask what you are doing with all those diapers.
>>25689237
I want to co-pilot a mech with Daapi.
>>25689237
Why are Arabic and Kanji letters the most effay
Fillies are the best.
Prove me wrong.
>>25689244
At least he's not microwaving them
>>25689266
no
NO
NOOOOOOOOOO
I hate this place because it's hard to make ironic fetish shitposts when there's so many people here who actually have that fetish
FtMponies
>>25689280We're all posting ironically, anon
>>25689276
>>25689266
Apparently Pamperchu actually ended up getting Hodgkin's lymphoma. Whether this is from the dirty diapers, the microwave, or both, remains uncertain.
I want to be a cute mare and get fucked in the mare vag
Pony
>>25689247
>you have to drift with her
>when they finally manage to shut down the mech and drag you out of the cockpit you are a rambling mess and have to be restrained for your own good
Is a flock or a herd of alicorns?
>>25689325
Why not both? A flerd.
>>25689316
Talk about a shitty way to go.
>>25689325
It's a murder of Alicorns.
>>25689333
You don't normally see cancer could get cancer.
>>25689348>5AM
>4 hours of sleep in the past 36
>>25689335
>MaudHat
>>25689350
Anon go to bed right now
>>25689361
I love it.
>>25689368
This is nice.
>>25689368
>"You're really bad at this!"
>>25689361
>>25689335
>>25689360
Okay. I'll do more doodles when I wake up. Probably an alternate timeline pony next.
>>25689266
Yes, stuff like that was exactly why I was a bit afraid to ask.
>marrying Marble at the farm
>no time for a honeymoon, it's harvest season
>get to spend your wedding night in bed with the 4 sisters
>>25689391
>The internet: a place that can answer any question you made the mistake of asking it.
>>25689368
this is why there are gender separations in sports
>>25689381Did your move go over well?
>>25689398
>you fuck anyway
>>25689310
all i can hear is petirep
>>25689408Yeah. It's very kind of you to ask.
>>25689413
>Maud just lays there. Watching.
>>25689421Good to hear! Go to beb now
How do i stop the ponies?
>>25689438
get a lust for revenge
>>25689418
>Tfw you will date giant tubby wubby pony waifu
Isn't there supposed to be a new RDP coming out in the future?
>>25689424
>So is boulder.
>>25689475
yes
on a side not, there is a new kaybe episode
>>25689475
He can't produce any more pony stuff or Hasbro will sue his ass into the ground.
>>25689489
i thought he got around it by making his own content
Who is sexiest mare?
Who is sexiest stallion?
>>25689489
then why has he been making new episodes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GauuDCtfnJk
there is a episode 13 but because of youtube jewery he made it hidden for a month
>>25689497
derpy
futa celestia
>>25689505
>futa
thats cheating
>>25689489
Wasn't that the guy who made the Button Mash animation who got threatened to get sued to hell?
ONE YEAR
>>25689522
that's Jan whats his face.
the guy who does RDP is a different guy.
he learned to animate and use his own style of ponies to avoid hasbro
>>25689522
Hell if I know, I don't watch the show.
>>25689521
Rules where made to be broken.
>>25689538
Futa doesn't count as stallion, cuz if she was a stallion, then it wouldn't be futa
>>25689533
yeah, that's what I meant. as far as I know it's Jan who has Hasbro breathing down his neck, not the RDP dude.
>>25689549
And you'd be right
He's pretty talented and because he started doing his own animations he started doing his own stuff with the scripts
I started watching petirep's other stuff, it's not pony but it's good.
Rainbow Dash is just the cutest little dancer
>>25689584
ahem...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogMBLRHJYXU
>You are now aware that six magical friends saved the day a long time ago.
>It even came with a Fluttershy.
>>25689599
Man, there where shitloads of "group of ethnically diverse friends" cartoons back in the nineties.
Usually the kid in the wheelchair was named Wheels or Speedy or something.
>>25689620
>tfw I found my pogs the other day.
I was so goddamn happy.
>>25689620
Shit runs in cycles
This SJW shit right now will fade
>>25689620
Do we even have cartoons with kids in wheelchairs?
...
Wait.
Holy shit I think mlp is the only cartoon worth a fuck that actually did and treated him like a normal goddamn character.
And it took a dying person to make that happen.
ayy lmao
>>25689662
No one likes to think about it
Just like black orphans
And mlp didn't have a kid in a wheelchair
GIVE ME A QUICK REQUEST
>>25689687
oh, but we do.
See "Trade Ya!"
>>25689699
pony performing tombstone piledriver on anon
>>25689699
Anon steals pony feathers and makes his own wings.
>>25689699
Samurai Ponyjack
>>25689687
>And mlp didn't have a kid in a wheelchair
Uh, yeah we did.
>>25689662
>And it took a dying person to make that happen.
Was he dying? From what I remember he had a non-lethal form of spinal muscular atrophy
I can't wait a fucking year for more! Ahhh! AHHHH!
>>25689728
HE'S DYING ON THE INSIDE!
>>25689699
Draw a a filly of your choosing that is complimenting Applejack's hat.
>>25689734
YEAH! BECAUSE OF THE CLOPPERS!
>>25689744
What a faggot
>>25689746
Anon is a glorious winged faggot.
>>25689740
>tfw he probably cant even fap to porn of his OC.
So, this is a thing.
Wish my local crap store had plushies, I kind of need a Twilicorn.
>>25689744
did he fly at least
>>25689751
That's okay. His girlfriend can help him.
>you will never have a gf who loves ponies
>you will never have a gf who loves porn of your OCs together
Reminder to teach your filly to stay clean and hygienic.
>>25689744
DON'T FLY TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN ANON
>>25689779
At least he managed to grab Celestia's attention.
>>25689753
Why is the picture little girls? Hasbro knows that adult males watch the show and buy these products. How about some brony representation?
>>25689760
>I will never have a GF.
>>25689807
They tried, but the brony model kept sticking the balloons up his urethra.
>>25689760
I should have stayed in bed
>>25689760
...
>>25689838
I have room.
Why are you still awake
>>25689854
This what I imagine Moondancer's "study" looks like
>>25689871
It's nearly afternoon, you weirdo.
>>25689871
>sleeping
>>25689874
Beer cans, a Mosin, Tabasco bottle and a huge mess or shit?
>>25689912
Exactly like that
>>25689912
Yeah, I imagine more books, candles in various stages of melting (and a few scorch marks), piles of sweaty mare sweaters, a big bottle of lube, and a collection of various linty/dusty dildoes.
>>25689923
>piles of sweaty mare sweaters
She only has the one sweater.
Which pony is most likely to be an Atheist?
>>25689931
I like to think she has many of the same sweater, like Dan.
>>25689932
Living in a world where your princesses are the equivalent of goddesses and you have a god of chaos running around, that'd be pretty stupid.
>>25689949
>implying there wouldnt be conspiracy theorists who prove that we orbit the sun and that its not controlled by magic
>>25689932
Limestone.
She basically worships a rock because fuck your gods, fuck the princesses.
>I have a rock.
>And it doesn't do jack shit.
>Just like your gods and princesses.
>>25689948It's hotter for me to think she just has this five year old sweater that she never washes and she's too much of a NEET to go clothes shopping
>>25689966
Ordinary ponies literally did that before Celestia and Luna.
Why would any pony possibly think that?
Then there's still the whole chaos god thing
>Today is Letter Writing Day
>>25689980
Dear princess celestia
I have done productive all day and completely ignored friend making.
Suck a lemon friendship tyrant.
- Anon
>>25689330
Three princess, not four.
>>25690036
are you "ban the wings" dude?
hahahahahahaha
hope you liked the season finale!
hahahahaha
Do you think there will ever be a male alicorn?
Dear Princess Cadance
You and your husband are both very pretty.
I would like to marry you both.
Love Anon
BIG SWEATY STALLION BALLS
>>25690051
I hope not.
I really don't want any more alicorns.
>>25690053
I too have had this fantasy
>>25690063
>you will never be in a relationship with a cute stallion and a cute mare
>>25690071
to live is to suffer
>>25690071
>>25689091
same rules, different genitals.
>>25690057
I want to worship the stallion on the right.
>>25690051
>Glimmer and Starburst both become alicorns at the end of S6
>>25690088
It would be niceI want to huff those balls and feel his warm stallionhood throb against my face
>>25690092
I want tohold his hoof
WELL
THE PONES START COMIN' AND THEY DON'T STOP COMINGAND THEY DON'T STOP COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
>>25690103
unf
>>25690101
What is it SunButt?
Marry the filly
>>25690132
But I'm not a colt.
>>25690132
But they can't consent to marriage unless they have a cutie m... oh......
NOW KISS
>>25690141
But I live in the worst part of this town. If I approached anyone here chances are higher that I would end up with a belly full of lead than making any friends.
>>25690136
In that case; marry the colt!
>>25690164
Damnit, i forgotten to watch CarBot's stuff, Zerglings are Cute
>mornings
>>25690208
>5:30
this is murder
>>25690215
Last year I had to wake up at 5am for an entire semester
I felt like dying halfway through
>>25690215
Not for Celestia, princess of the sun.
>>25690229
Being married to Celestia would be hell just for this reason.
She'd wake you up every single day just before the sun comes up.
>>25690186
>>25690273
what cereal is that
>>25690274
Pinkie likes to take Captain Crunch All Berries and regular Captain Crunch and mix them together
>>25690186
>>25690273
>tfw mornings
>>25690289Shit. Forgot pic.
>sleeping
what are you, a gay or something?
>>25690292
that better be study juice
>>25690296
You know who else liked to sleep?
Pony Hitler
>>25690296
Why would I be asleep? It's almost 10am.
I wish I didn't have to sleep. Think of all the wanking I could get done.
>>25690301
Yeah, and you know what happened to him?
He DIED.
And went to PONY HELL.
Don't go to PONY HELL.
Maybe Pinkie is the sluttiest one
>>25690297
Fuck no, it's sleepy time juice.I work overnights and cherish my morning drinking. There's something special about fixing up a nice breakfast for dinner and getting my drink on.
Right now I'm doing eggnog and brandy but was having trouble finding an appropriate kind of picture.
>>25690296
>sleeping
>ever
>>25690308
you could post more ponies
>>25690313
Butwe're already in pony hell
>>25690215
I wake up at 0330.
Quit yer bitchin pussy
>>25690329
horse mornings look more fun
look at all that horse stuff you get to twitch
>>25690228>all lectures starts at 10
>"oh man, this will be the best semester ever, sleeping till 8 every morning"
>in every single lecture there was some asshole complaining that this is too late
>half of them shifted to 8 am
I hate them.
Ponies are like cats.
>>25690296
sleep = 0pone
>>25690335
Ponies ARE cats
>>25690334
>Complaining that a lecture is too late
Then those faggots should have picked earlier classes. Fuck them. They picked the class knowing when it started.
>>25690315
Scrubbles please don't drink yourself to death.
>>25690335
Well yeah, ponies are cats.
>>25690351
>tfw no pony cat to hug
>>25690348
That's how colleges treat their students these days, like precious little tender-hearted children who need to be catered to so they can get the very best education they can get~
>>25690359
that's basically how I imagine fillies around the house
>>25690383
Well, it is a pretty good size for them.
>>25690383
Yeah, it's a very good size.
>>25690228
>>25690334
You don't know pain until you've had to take a theoretical physics lecture at 8am on mondays
>>25690393
>>25690359
I'm not sure how much I'd pay for a designer pony pet but it would be in the five digits.
>>25690396I did.I didn't understand too much. I blame it on the time slot.
>>25690404
It was probably the time slot and the fact that theoretical physics is the devil
>>25690396
I think I do. I had to deal with a very long biology class first thing in the morning with two lab sessions all crammed into one day.
>MLPG: NEETs and STEMs
>>25690434
>>25690396
"Eight hours of classes starting at 8am, but I only have to go to class twice a week!"
>Spends the days in between crying helplessly, pleading with self not to go back
>>25690453
>gif implying MLPG has any love
>implying MLPG isn't a boiling, blackened mass of fear, anger and hatred
Luna told Nyx to call you a faggot.
Now she's calling you a faggot.
>>25690460
People were quite happy yesterday when they posted all the old pony stuff. MLPG is not always miserable.
>>25690462
I lock Nyx and Filly Anon into the basement.
>>25690471
>they just keep making kissy motions
Lesbomares are so cute.
>>25690434
Science labs are the fucking worst
>"2 hour" lab which was more like 4 hours half of the time with at least 4 hours of preparation per lab and a lab report that takes anywhere from 4 to 10 hours, every week or you fail
I'm glad I switched to EE, where the labs are basically just "here, build this cool shit" for 2 hours
They have each other.
>>25690482
>Anon isn't a filly
What are you gay?
>>25689779
poor anon
>>25690490
She's a big gal.
>>25690490
She's a big mare.
>>25690478
Correct
>>25690497
I like this picture way too much
Curse you Cheshire
pony wants to put her benis in you
Starlight is the cutest little chubby horse
>>25690559
I still think that part of the episode felt extremely out of place and strange.
>>25690572
Why?
>>25690559
Can the power of friendship even save anon?
>he showed up again
Oh my god
No more =.
>>25690589
Don't think you're better than us.
>>25690589
>>25690589
I miss being equal
what does starlight glimmer even think of her own cutie mark
>>25690573
I don't know Anon. it just everyone loving the fuck out of Starlight and doing those activities with her like nothing ever happened.
What she did is objectively worse than what Discord did yet when it came to Discord everyone was fucking horrified about the idea of trying to reform him and acted like dicks towards him till a recent episode.
Not even Trixie got that kid of treatment and she did less bad things and was sorry too.
It seems that Starlight will be in S6 quite a bit and it would have been interesting to see her actually have to work to gain the trust of everyone like Discord did.
The most I could have believed was the equality village giving her another chance because they didn't know the time travel bullshit she did.
>>25690616
It kind of makes sense, Discord is literally the embodiment of chaos and just doesn't fuck shit up because he has friends now, Starlight actually realized that what she did was wrong, and ponies don't seem to believe in retributive justice
Trixie got forgiven almost immediately too in Magic Duel
BACK WITH THE =
>>25690607
I could be equal untill next season.
>>25690559
>>25690576
Cutest horse
>>25690578
Probably. He would inevitably do something fucked up and then Twilight has to defeat him and sentence him to three decades of friendship with the Main 6.
>>25690589
Awwww
NO MORE
>>25690635
>Starlight actually realized that what she did was wrong
Discord had a similar realization, and despite being in a position to win completely since Fluttershy didn't want to use the Element of Harmony on him he gave up and tired to change.
And he was treated like shit by everyone but Fluttershy till recently.
>>25690656
>Discord had a similar realization
Not really, he just realized that his actions would hurt his new friend(s), not that his actions were inherently wrong
And he got forgiven pretty quickly in the S4 finale too
>>25690650
This was really cute but I like the version where she's sticking her tongue out more
Is it canon that Starlight is one of the most powerful unicorns in the series?
Don't fuck your friends.
>>25690701
Pretty much, yeah
>>25690701
yes
twilight's assembling a lesbian mage harem as her first act as a princess
>>25690701
She's one of the most powerful unicorns we've seen so far. There's also her old friend from childhood that completely blew her away magic wise as a colt.
Thing is that I personally don't think that the Alicorn transformation actually powered up Twilight's magic and we know from Magic Duel that there are "high-level" unicorns that completely shit on Twilight. Since Magic Duel didn't really happen that long ago and Twilight is more about studying than trying to be more powerful with her magic there are probably old ass unicorns that pent hundreds of years being magic and shit that would probably annihilate Twilight and Starlight.
It would be kinda funny you know, having this bunch of old unicorns that are like Twilight at the start of the series and just don't give a fuck about Equestria.
>>25690695
>>25690732
don't forget trixie, sunset and moondancer
>>25690679
xieril, what the shit is this?
>>25690725
I mean, I can't say that I wouldn't do the same so I am not really in any position to judge her
>>25690734
Twilight's talent really seems to be more about her being able to pick up any spell after being told/seeing how it works just once rather than about magic in general.I want to see Star Swirl being as fragile as Granny Smith but shitting on absolutely everyone magic wise.
>>25690752
nothing but true, unbiased facts from Dash
We saw Moondancer and her friends playing a sport at the end of Amending Fences.
What if Moondancer isn't that strong or fast, but is a master strategist?
>>25690769
>Twilight's talent really seems to be more about her being able to pick up any spell after being told/seeing how it works just once
It's not really universal.
She failed horribly when it came to the age spell. She couldn't cast it even on a flower.
>>25690781
>Sombra timeline General Limestone and Adviser Moondancer
I like thing
>>25690797
She's probably at least as smart as Twilight.
>>25690797
Fund it
>all the villains always try to start shit in Ponyville
Being a citizen must be suffering.
>>25690841
Someone needs to update this for Slice of Life and the finale.
>>25690841
I love the scene with the Ponks
Is Somepony to Watch Over Me really that bad?
>>25690867
>IMDB
>>25690752
eggnog sucks though
>>25690867
AJ was a big fat idiot in it
otherwise nah
>>25690797
>that super autistic furfetish askblog about Sombra and his Queen Twilight
No
>>25690850
I wish I had a date with a pony.
We Anonymous now?
>>25690939
NO
EQUALITY FOR EVER
>>25690966
>the wya to happiness
>BUTTS
unf
>>25690939
Just about time, honestly
>>25690977
I love how the episodes were basically all about butts. The ponies there were so lewd, so ripe for clop.
>>25690986
>so ripe for clop
how to spot the newfag
>>25690982
>image
To be fair, associating terms with crazy scenarios is a very good way to remember things. Twilight should know.
>>25690992
Wrong. I just used the word because I didn't want to use smut and had already used the word lewd.
>>25690150
Join a club.
Or in your case, a gun club.
>>25691000
lmao
i was really hoping for a better reason for starlight making everyone equal.
like how its unfair the alicorns just declared themselves princesses for life.
>>25691094
It's a lot more relevant to current events, though. People are getting bitter and upset about perceptual haves and have-nots rather than reaching out to help each other.
Where to buy rabbit food in bulk
Squirrel-sized leashes
How to get animal scent out of furniture
What to do when you're in heat
can bears impregnate ponies
>>25691094
I guess they tried to make it more relatable to the audience considering the whole 'grow up' thing.
They should have given more exposition to her character's motives through the season, in my opinion. Like, having her trying to help others but causing a friendship problem in the process.
>>25690732
>not high_on_friendship.jpg
Anon, you had one job.
>>25690757
>you will never be in twilight's handpicked mage security detail
>doubles as her herd/harem
how to train dragons
books
how to spy on friends
how to tell if your friend is still evil
how to seduce friends
I used to dream of making dresses with a beautiful sparkle that rivaled the stars, but there is no beauty in this dreadful night. Now, I find myself dreaming of gems shining in the light of day.
>>25691156
Twilight, this isn't a search engine
>twilys newest friend loves to study
>and is actually good at magic
looks like moondancer is pushed to the back of the line again
>>25691171
>no big stallion genitals in your face
why
>>25691163
Poor Rarara, condemned to eternally changing the curtains rather than making dresses
>>25691156
>how to tell if your friend is still evil
>how to seduce friends
The ponies are trying to redeem you again.
>>25691203
I refuse. I will remain a decent character.
>>25691203
They know I don't have time for this sort of thing!
The world won't conquer itself.
The ponies are trying to corrupt you again
>>25691129
It would have been amazing if her gambit with Fluttershy and the bullies was extrapolated on, creating a future where everyone was equal, and then Twilight got stuck in that future trying to prove Glimmer wrong.
>>25691186
I know the feelI just want to smell them, and feel their warmth
>>25691216
>the ponies are actually changelings disguising as fillies
>>25691216
Now we are talking
>>25691163
I want to help that Bunity
>>25690351
what a luscious beard
>>25690850thanks anon.
Filly law is now in effect.
Post fillies
>>25691256
dat scrunch
>>25691281
f-filly law?
>>25691289
You heard me
Filly law
>>25691229
>oh anon, you're so WARM.png
Pretend I posted that
>By order of Filly Law, Anon is to become a filly
>>25691094
This season was very weak on the "convert everyone to our friendship cult" angle. She had to be shown to be in the wrong, but she wasn't
>>25691300
Those three were so cute as fillies
YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU
>>25691315
You sure about that
>>25691312
> but she wasn't
Except for the part where she was
Anon theres no time you mustkiss the Derpy
>>25691326
He means she wasn't actually shown to be wrong in here equality madness.
She was only really shown that her time travel plan to break apart the main 6 was a bad plan.
Why wouldn't you?
>>25691338
>human
>pony
>>25691338
because animu faces and terrible coloring.
>>25691331mwah
>>25691338
Because it's NOT PONY.
And everything about it is terrible.
>>25691281
>that bit lip
>>25691369
Man what a qtπ.
I want to kiss that filly.
call it power call it magic if we nyx it will be tragic
>>25691379
She REALLY favors pip
>>25691381
Do not kiss the fillies
POSTING COLT DURING FILLY LAW
>>25691393
But that's a filly.
>>25691391
I'm going to kiss that filly.
>>25691393
During filly law colts may not make appearances without a filly.
Why does MLPG hate humanized so much?
>>25688910
Fable you say?
>>25691402Her condition doesn't let her become close with anyone, ever. You're only going to hurt her in the long run.
I don't know who my waifu is anymore
>>25691421
>My little PONY general
Gee i wonder
Can anyone dump those Pony text messages please?
Even if you just link an imgur gallery full of them, it'd be much appreciated.My hard drive died
Disguised colts
>>25691427
She's the porcupine. It is me who'll get hurt.
It is worth it. For her.
>>25691421
It's like three guys shitposting, as usual
>>25691423
Wrong ship.
>>25691449
What
>>25691433
>diamond doge shitposting
>>25691421
Most of them are designed for horny virgin dweebs to masturbate to
don't vote for pip
>>25691463
Good point, but thankfully the dog and griffon fags are gone. Superceded by the TF and other guys
>>25691489
Man what a pimp
Pip is going to steal all your fillies.
>>25691496
i voted for pip in the filliest filly competition
>>25691472
>horny virgin dweebs
so, MLPG?
>>25691338
Because they're not real
>>25691506
As long as they're back by 9.
>>25691437
Pretty please with sugar on top?
Pip and Rumble touching butts
This is my pony
>>25691506
He's found dead in a dumpster the next day
Nyo~
>>25691437
I don't have them but they're probably here
https://derpibooru.org/search?q=texts%20from%20ponies
I like the idea of fillies and colts fancying each other, and shipping and being lewd together.
>>25691532
Anon's found dead in a dumpster the next hour
>>25691528
I find it weird that ponies eat rocks
but kinda neat
>>25688910
The map needs to be destroyed simply
You caught your fillyholding hooveswith another filly.
>>25691542
Nyx and Anonfilly sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
>>25691554
Berate them for not using protection
Put oven mitts on filly
>>25691536
God, most of these are awful
Why are people so bad a things?
>>25691554
In public?
>>25691564
>something that can be done in about 5 minutes by every idiot
it's no surprise most of them are awful
>>25691564
>>25691536
Time to try and find the /mlp/ ones in there then. Thanks though.
S5 had too many waifuable horses
Pony makes a pained squeal, turning its head to see the back half of the feathered dart protruding from its neck.
Without manipulator appendages and unable to remove the thing, pony instead begins to shriek in fear and run in circles, but barely makes a single circumference before wobbling and falling to the ground with a soft 'oof'.
Pony is sleeping.
>>25691588
I never realized how high her jumps are
>>25691588
s5 is the best season
>>25691598
Draw a crude penis on pony's forehead, then wait in the bushes for pony to wake up
Filly AND colt law
>>25691609
That filly is a slut.
>>25691609
Oh yes
Fillies and colts forever
>>25691613for him
>>25691613
Well wouldn't YOU be a slut if you were a filly?
>>25691603
I agree, but all these waifuable pones make me question my dedication to my waifu
FILLYBEFRIENDED A KAIJU
>>25691648
They are very silly creatures.
>>25691613
I know i would be were i a filly.
Pony did it behind your back.
>>25691674
Pony knows that she is only allowed when in front of camera.
>>25691588
They're all meme ponies
>"It's Monday, the start of a brand new week! What are your plans for these weekdays? Something with friends?"
>>25691718
Kissing your ponut is the only plan I need.
>>25691718
What do friends do?
>>25691700
you're a fucking meme.
a pretty meme. exquisite.
Colt says that memes are detrimental to internet, media and society as a whole. He's actually very worried about this.
>>25691718
>friends
>>25691718
Studying by myself for a test.
Then after my test, studying for an exam.
Then after the exam, studying procedures and regulations.
I have no time for friends.
Do ponies have a horse equivalent to mafias?
>>25691700
Moondancer wasn't actually a meme pony, but she was a bad concept
You are approached by some memes
what do you do
>>25691780
You think the right one exposing his pants would be sexy, but it's not.
Have you accomplished this year's resolutions?
>>25691744
no you're a meme
>>25691822
My second monitor is still only 1600x900, so no I guess
>>25691822
>Didn't even have one
>>25691822
I'm still a NEET.
>>25691839
>not having 4k x2
IT'S 2015!
>>25691852
I'm not made of money
My resolution one year was to look up the meaning for words I don't know so that I would learn. Now I can't stop looking up every word I don't know well enough.
>>25691863
funny how 5 years ago we were still largely using boob tubes. They will go down in price sometime soon
Pony is very obviously playing dead.
You poke it's warm underbelly and it twitches slightly, biting its lower lip, clenching its eyes shut.
You begin to rub pony's belly. It begins to sweat, and a soft squeal escapes its lips.
Still it pretends to be dead, sticking to the pony manual on what to do if attacked by a human.
>>25691884
>tfw you will be able to browse MLPG with your augmented reality googles someday
>>25691884
Yeah, but until then I'll probably stick with my shitty 1080p and 1600x900 monitors, especially since I have better things to spend my money on
Likeplushies
>>25691891
Ponies being scared of predators is my fetish.
>>25691822
>tfw almost 30
>>25691822
My resolution was to draw more.
I failed spectacularly on the first month already
>>25691896
The next really relevant improvement will be brain-technology interfaces.
>can access the thread from everywhere
>can shitpost at the speed of thought
>still have to solve street sign captchas to prove I am a human
>>25691910
>tfw 10 months until wizard
>tfw want to write lewd but feel stupid for doing so
>>25691939
Do it
You're always goign to feel stupid about something or other
>>25691939
Just do it you dork
>>25691939
You'll feel more stupid if you go your life without risks.
>This was a grand victory, wasn't it, brother of mine?
>Indeed it was, dear brother!
>Have you given any thought as to where we'll put our victory statue, Flim?
>I was thinking Celestia's palace, Flam!
>>25691956
>not pictured: the eventual fallout between the two that leads to a Red Mann vs Blueford Mann situation
>>25691939
>tfw writing lewd right now and getting paid to do it
Gotta love specializing in fetish stuff.
>>25691939
There's worse things to do than writing lewd
Like making horse music like a fucking dweeb
>>25691975
Gilda, please.
Eurobeat hasn't been here for months.
>>25691939
You can always just dump it into an anonymous pastebin if you don't want it attached to your name
>>25691997
He's not the only one who makes horse music
>>25692011
He's the only one that comes here, to my knowledge.
>>25692016
Doesn't Unity come here, too?
>>25692016
I still come here, but I produce at the pace of continental drift
>>25692044
>woman x pony
go on
>>25691910
>tfw just turned 23
>>25692044
>hornjob
>>25692065
Who's that jism prism?
>>25692047
>>25692056
I did say "to my knowledge."
>>25692071
Judging by her buttmark, I'd assume Ladybug.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBfE9UPTfg8
>>25692090
Her special talent is training ladybugs?
>>25692132
>>25692132
>was about to say "this is nsfw because horse vagina"
>then saw the nipple
>realize my priorities are questionable
>>25692132
Anon, there is a vagina.
>>25692148
Or ladybirds, as some call them.
She might work well with pegasususususes.
>>25692164
They don't serve McMuffins so you can't even make a Mc10:35.
What a ripoff.
i missed the vagina
what a shame
Whoops
I guess I didn't "see" them since they weren't the focus of the image and I knew there was a clean version.
>>25692165
>>25692168
Well at least I'm not alone.
>>25692165
>that
>horse vagina
Anon pls
>>25691904
You put your mouth over pony's neck and bite it lightly.
Pony goes completely limp, helpless.
>>25692177
I think it's a regional thing. Some places can only get a McMuffin, others can only get a McBiscuit.
https://derpibooru.org/581781
>>25692171
I want to take filly to Wendy's for a Frosty.
Then show her the wonders ofusing it as a condiment for french fries.
>filly
>>25692229
Fluttershy is always a total slave for futacocks
>>25692132
>Error!
>The image was never in our databases.
WHAT WAS IT
I NEED TO KNOW
>>25692246
>derpi filename
>>25692246
https://derpiboo.ru/869824
>>25692246
it was a lewd version of >>25692198
I wish desustorage wasn't so shit
>>25692229
u-unf
>>25692218
Source?
>>25692198
>tfw you'll never make out with Celestia and Palutena
>>25692269
>undertrash out of it's containment board
>anthro on a board that doesn't allow anthro
Its a double whammy.
>>25691989
>that source
goddamn nips how are you so good at making me unf hard
>>25690829
That "cloud" of ponies at the end always makes me think of a flailing gmod cloud of people.
>>25691989
>>25692314
>oh hey, this looks kinda unf
>check the full
>it's rape
>>25692362
>triggered
>>25692362
Colts can't be rape by fillies.
>>25692362
worse
its torture
You prudes ain't gonna have a fun life.
>>25692307
>>25692414
My life has been pretty fun so far though.
Being a virgin doesn't even bother me.
>>25691822
I wanted to draw more and make a pony game.
Neither happened really.
>>25692453
My negro.
>>25692362
yeah, nips finally went full rape
I figured it was only a matter of time
>>25692470
He's been full rape for quite a while now.
Listen, don't question it, but pony just really needs you in her ass right now.
>>25692470
Are you drunk? https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=artist%3Awhydomenhavenipples%2C+rape
>>25692491
by full rape I mean that's ALL he does
>>25692527
Oh. Okay then. I'm sorry that I accused you of inebriation.
>>25692569
There's a flaw. It's EqG.
>>25692362
Nothing wrong with rape, faggot.
>>25692569
F L A W L E S S
>>25692527
>548 images under artist:whydomenhavenipples
>only 58 under artist:whydomenhavenipples, rape
WOW MAN ALL THAT RAPE THOUGH
>>25692586
Except that it's as naturally reprehensible as murder.
Remember when we had fun?
>>25692600
unfing
>>25692614
>how dare someone have a fetish I don't
get over yourself
>>25692614
>naturally
rape is natural anon
why are you so unnatural
>>25692614
Rape is just a woman having a second guess about fucking a dude when she is done.
>>25692623
>those GIMP peppers
>>25692657
SJWs think this is what men think.
>>25692623
That one was so great
>>25692623
>raperaperaperaperape
>>25692623
>wwalks into thread
>>25692623
>oi, it's 2 bong!
I can't believe Applebloom is dead
>>25692623
We should do another collage sometime this hiatus
>>25692623
>that terrible human applejack face
>remember people DEFENDING it saying it looks amazing
>>25692733
Good thing Apple Bloom isn't
>>25692733
She looks plenty alive to me
>>25692782
>human applejack face
I'm not seeing it
>>25692782
>>that terrible human applejack face
what
>>25692782
>>25692800
Oh, you're talking about the one on her hoof
Yeah, that one's pretty fucking bad
>>25692794
This picture is too lewd.
>>25692800
>>25692802
>>25692807
People said it was SO good because some faggot from /co/ did it.
>>25692733
I can't believe Applebloom is undead
I want to hug this dragon
>>25692832
you would hug a sack of garbage if it had some tits on it
>>25692843
Hey, talking about Fluttershy like that isn't nice
>>25692832
hrng
>>25692843
That dragon doesn't have tits
>>25692843
would you even hug flutterbutt?
>I heard you like fillies...
>>25692832
Cute dragon
Would hug also
>>25692877
Yeah. Where's Scoot. I promised her a tea party today.
>>25692885
But Scootaloo would never agree to a tea party, it's probably a changefilly
>>25692901
Remember to check if your filly is a changeling daily.
>>25692912
How do you check?
>>25692919
boop it
>>25692919
Changelings don't have sensitive teats
>>25692843
>anthro garbage bag pony
>chubby
>bush,armpits and leg hair is made of up shredded paper
unf
>>25692924
>Anon proceeds to touch all of the fillies' teats daily just because of this
>>25692919
Changelings respond to love, so if you force it to have sex it will reveal itself, if it isn't a Changeling it will just scream and probably bleed a little and cry.
>>25692919
Is your filly buzzing?
Do you feel tired after hugging filly?
Is your filly distracted by bright lights?
Is your filly always trying to hold your hand?
You might have a changeling.
>>25692954
STRAIGHT TO PONY JAIL
>>25692962
>pony jail
I want a trappy zebra roommate I can trade for candy
>>25692924
What if it's a colt?
>>25692924
Changelings also have a nasty addiction to cuddles and hugs.
>>25692993did anyone cap that trappy zebra cellmate greentext from that one time, it was pretty unf
>>25693011
Stab it instead.
>>25693015
Yeah but so do fillies.
I like changeling for who changeling is not for what changeling can turn into
>>25693032
It's the perfect disguise.
>>25693032
Shit.
Uh... have you tried massaging the middle of the back where wings would be located?
>>25693057
THAT'S A COLT
>>25693062
Strange, my filly didn't have wings yesterday. But she seems to like that too, I think the test worked.
>>25693073
COLTS CAN BE FILLIES
>>25693074
GOOD, PERFECT.
That'll be $50.
>>25693091
This. Please don't misgender the fillies.I feel like I shouldn't post this.
>>25693173
fuckslut
>>25693173
Bun butt
>>25693173
Pokemon-haired filly.
date the pony
>>25693173
twilight sparkle
>>25693198
That name is dumb.
>>25693173
Assuming you're being serious, it's Pinch Hitter.
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>>25693176burgerslut
>>25693173
lewd filly
>>25693218
I'm gonna fuck and cuddle that burgerslut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21ZaB-1X1do
>>25693132
Such a cute pony
>>25693231
I want to hug that mare
>>25693212
Well you know what they say about assuming
>>25693173
Fat Butt
>>25693246
It makes an ass of you?
>>25693212I was, actually. I'm forgetful.
>>25693173
limecat
>>25693240
Also best pony.
>>25693246
Isn't that the same thing?
>>25693281
largely indifferent, Bonbon
>4 threads left
>>25693262
Very true
Muscular colts
fat colts
