Paper Pone Plus Edition
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost
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>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/5498136
Remember: See the invisible
Last thread: >>25651377
moist
>>25668555
trips
>>25668572
singles
>>25668526
>"Name is a sexual innuendo"
>>25668601
one
>>25668635
>>she
>I fucking hate carrots
10th for sassy sheep
>>25668653
two
>>25668635
Speaking of, is Excelsior even still around? Did he ever figure out how to QM?
>>25668663
nothing wrong with me
>>25668687
three
>>25668668
Nah
He cam around at one point, but after seeing that someone was going to pick up Super he just left.
>>25668702
nothing wrong with me
>>25668715
FOUR
Does anyone know if the Final Frontier CYOA is ever coming back? I haven't seen it in like two weeks. It was a MLP crossover with Star Trek.
>>25668733
That one got cancelled. Not enough players.
>>25668733
Dead just like ANOTHER space CYOA.
>>25668747
Fuck. What is with this site and scifi?
>>25668728
nothing wrong with me
>>25668747
ROCKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
>>25668796
ONE NOTHING WITH ME TWO NOTHING WITH ME
So, does anyone have a list of which CYOAs are actually still running? Because pineapplecomputing says that there are a lot more active quests than there actually are.
>>25668819
they go inactive on pineapple after a month without a post.
You can also see a date for the last post in the top corner to tell if something is ded/dying.
>>25668808
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>25668819
Does it say "Live" in the top left? If so, it has an active thread, and the number of hours since the QM last posted.
>>25668826
>>25668840
...and now I feel stupid. How many times have I been on that website and never noticed that?
>>25668531
We should get a new pic like this.
I've finally decided on a story for my first CYOA.
There still some things to work and flesh out a bit, but it's close to being ready. I was planning on starting today, but I'm busy for the rest of the weekend it seems. Shooting for a next Saturday hopefully?
I'm exited to start but nervous also. Well whatever, can't hate myself more then I already do right?
>>25668914
5 bucks says you fail
>>25668914
it's over, anon
>>25668914
Looking forward to it.Don't bail in the first thread nerd.
>>25668914
>can't hate myself more then I already do right?This looks promising. Just try to have fun, will you?
>>25668914
Looks promising. It seems we're due for another batch of CYOAs soon becauseI'm planning on starting one in the next few weeks too.
Active threads
M&M: >>25601723
Hijack: >>25591290
FOE: >>25631472
Crystal Warlock: >>25649578
Alchemy: >>25611490
Space: >>25553699
Vampony: >>25568958
Trottingham: >>25613430
Urban Survival: >>25617770
Semantic Error: >>25592329
Coltquest: >>25627820
JAD: >>25664258
Sunset: >>25612666
Pumpkin Panic: >>25661706
Archipelago: >>25612611
Payday: >>25625429
>>25669015
most of you are not bound to succeed.
so struggle amongst yourselves, climb atop your brothers shattered threads to reach for the heavens.
>>25669048
Thanks kamina
>>25669015
>spoiler
This makes me happy.I'm planning to continue where I left off.
>>25669114
Rocketeer/Horse pls
>>25668914
>Well whatever, can't hate myself more then I already do right?
Challenge accepted.
>>25669048
>so struggle amongst yourselves, climb atop your brothers shattered threads to reach for the heavens.
Tara has a stupid face.
>>25669267
Great meme bro
>>25669333
Eh, I'd say market fluctuations are going to turn it down with the next fiscal quarter. Better sell while there's time.
>>25669343
Any takers for my shares on the for bully meme?
>>25669333
Its the truth senpai
>>25669434
You should have sold those shares a couple weeks ago when they were hot, Anon.
Now you're stuck invested in a declining meme.
>>25669267
At least it's not lewd like that filthy Steelie's.
>>25669267
>Tara getting rekt by QT sheep
She really is a dumb pony.
>>25668879
Pineapple is constantly updating so it's possible you just missed it. You can also sort by latest update to get it in order of live to ded.
Whispen has a stallion's face.
>>25670142
No
Stallions all have a Whispen face
>>25670177
All of them?
>>25670200
All TRUE stallions
Trottingham: at least I'm not sick edition continues:
>>25670331
Treads is a qt pone
>>25668896
What quests should be included?
We have a lot of Texts quests now that would sorta not fit this format.
Could repurpose the bottom bit for that
>>25670501
SS obviously
Hijack
>>25670494
Why do say that anon?
>>25670597
Just look at her. She's all tiny, and she has those adorable little grease stains on her mane.
All I want is to hug a little Treadspone.
I could try to stop being sad sack of shit and run today, because I think I feel like it, however I have only about 3,5 hours before I will have to go. Is it worth it?
No name, because I have a feeling that I already use it too much.
I'm YRWYS/Engrish QM, by the way.
>>25670611
Flip a coin
Head: do it
Tail: fuck of
Feeling awkward at the result? That means the other option is the one you really wanted, pick it
>>25670657
This method is the best thing ever designed.
>>25670608
Well when you put it like that
>>25670608
She sure is a cutie.
>>25670669
We need more CYOApones doing that face.
>>25670657
What if you feel awkward about the result, pick the other option, and then feel just as awkward?
>>25670684
Then accept what the coin flip says.
>>25670682
We need one of Tara biting her lip with bedroom eyes.
>>25670682
Posting rares.
>>25670657
I don't know head or tail, but coin's value was up.
Fuck it" it is, then.
>>25670715
Front/up is 'heads' back/down is 'tails'.
Hey Anon, I smelled pussy and came running!
>>25670749
Super's up for a shorter session today.
>>25670771
>shorter
NYAAAAA
In the light of recent bullying, I think a ponka is in order
>Say something nice about a QM
>Hard mode:actually mean it
>Dandy Must Die mode:compliment the QM on what they do right as a whole and what you want to see in the future
>>25670893
nips/hijacker pls
>>25670893
Fishing for complements, are we?
Time for bully.
>>25670893
QMs are for bully
>>25670934
Both QMs and MCs are for suffering.
>>25670893
Bathwater; at every opportunity you have gone out of your way to help anyone whenever possible. You draw stuff for the little guy all the time and you've been nothing but positive and patient when helping people with their questing. I hope your self-loathing is just bants because you are a good person.
>>25670893
Alright
Hijacker is an excellentconductor
>>25670972
His railcars are quite fancy.
>>25670972
Hijacker is great atbeing completely unoriginal.
>>25670893
Super: I really liked how you made the whole moral burden and consequence thing. It was quite unexpected considering the premise yet it turned out more than alright and added a lot of depth to the story, despite the fact it was a rather sharp turn in tone. But in the future I'd like to come back a little to some more "regular" super fighting, wich cheeky stunts and snarky jokes which for me are the most enouable things in the Super setting
Threshold: The way you handle Dandy is really interesting, the fact we're able to talk with him make the most fleshed out MC of all cyoas right now. In the future I want Dandy to convince the organisation to make Squishy our assistant since she's no more dangerous that a powerful unicorn when you think about it.
>Go into JAD
>Inkeeper cracked under the pressure
lel
>>25671183
what happened?
>>25671192
just couldn't handle the bants most likely
>>25671192
i assume he's referring to some change in the upgrade system since they were discussing it long into the night during yesterdays sekrit club.
>>25671192
it's over, anon
>>25671192
It's just Hijacker living up to his name.
>>25671397
Soon he will control all the quests.
And he who controls the quests, controls the memes.
>>25671060
>In the future I want Dandy to convince the organisation to make Squishy our assistant
That would be nice, wouldn't it?
Anyway, Threshold is live! ...For a little while, at least.
>>25671437
>>25671446
>face is still melting
GOD DAMN IT
>>25671446
Of course it'd be niceAfter all she trespasses into 3 out of 5 of my magical realms
>>25671465
Uh, check that privileged Anahn. That's CLEARLY just fluff sticking up from the licking.
>>25671446
Needs more goo.
>>25671502Mine too.
>>25671465
What >>25671508 said. Pupkin's tongue is just squishing Dandu's cheek.
>>25671569
THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ANY FUCKING SQUISH TO ME
>>25671569
More like Dindu
>>25671582
Dandy confirmed for winter coat.
>>25671582
Oh that? That's just the way the base of Dandy's hair worksever since Nips gave him Space Dandu hair and I ran with it. What you see as 'drips' are just the gaps in his mane coupled with the curve of his chin/jaw.
Here's a side view. Hopefully it makes what I mean a bit clearer.
>>25671648
aaaah
>>25671621
It has begun.
Slowly and surely he his fur will transform and he will become fluffydandy.
>>25671691
I want to shrink Dandy and Gar and make them rub their coats together.
>>25671716
>Despite their tiny protests, their coats will not remain un rubbed
>>25671716
Now give them to Sundance.
>>25671762
Gar wouldn't mind, he likes big plots
>>25671762
No they're mine.
>>25671783
Now anon, little pones are not for captivity
>>25671817
They are for shenanigans.
>>25671817
They're not captives. They're unwilling guests.
>>25671834
Anonguard and Whispen know.
>>25671851
Floral knows best
>>25617770
Urban is up
>>25671848
You leave poor little Gar alone, he's had too much excitement already
>>25671882
Don't make me get out the cardboard box, Res.
>>25671762
I wouldn't do that unless you want a crushed pony. Gar can;t resit large flanks, and from what I hear Sundance goes ballistic on ponies who touch her ass
>>25671882
I'm gonna rub their tufts together so hard they crackle with static.
>>25671899
I bet that racist bastard would steal a boop or two.
>>25671889
You mean the tank right?
>>25671958
The box is all I can see in this picture, Anon.
>>25671939
That's horrible. Pones aren't allowed to get more boops than they should.
>>25671958
I can't even imagine how much this would frighten Gar.
>>25671939
But his little hooves will never reach her nose
>>25671979
Well he's already been blown up once. And blown up a store full of innocent shoppers. I'd say he could handle the shock
>>25671906
You're a monster. People like you shouldn't be aloud to own tiny ponies, so we're giving them to someone who knows how to care for them, like Kamil
>>25671996
Yeah but there were no boxes there.
No dry brown wall crushing in.
No dark confinement.No escape.
>>25671980
I didn't mean nose boops. This is a special case here.
>>25671978
I'm all in favour of justice, but I alsolike fun.
>>25672043
>Tiny Gar booping huge Sundance ponut
I need it
>>25672043
Mouth boops?
>>25672073other end
>>25672073
I think this is okay too.
>>25672073
Yes. He's going to boop her ponut with his mouth.
>>25672024
M&M up
Mother fucker.
Is desu storage down now?
>>25672112
That's unsanitary as fuck.
>>25672151
Yeah, she doesn't know where that mouth has been.
>>25672112
But she poops from there.
>>25672189
Don't be silly Anon.
>>25672189
Come on anon, you know that big mares don't poop
What CYOA pone can be trusted to take care of a couple of tiny pones? Andresist the urge to rub their little poofy fur coats and chest tufts together for their own sick enjoyment?
>>25672402
Fruit
Blitz
>>25672402
Speed
>>25672402
No one could resist that.
>>25672402JoJo.
>>25672409
I'd trust Fruit, he seems to know how to contain himself around small mares. But I don't know about Blitz, he'd try too hard to be friendly and scare them
>>25672402
RITSponewould just casually stomp on them
>>25672402
Dandy is caring for a tiny pony and hasn't fucked it upyet
>>25672444
>"Wanna hug?"
>"Fuck off, Blitz"
>>25672452
Except for Choosie. He'd keep her close at all times now that she can't abandon him
>>25672444
I wanna see Fruit taking care of his tiny party members.
>>25672469
>Sorry Blitz, you're just too big to go drinking with now. But don't worry, I found this great guy named Pen
>Gis no! Give me another chance to be your best friend! I thought what we had was special!
What would anonguard do with tiny pones?
>>25672542
Give them missions.
>>25672542
Make a tiny squad and go on missions
>>25672402
this one
Remember Choosies golden rule:add lewd
>>25672551
>"You see that house? Borrow some sugar from the mare living there."
>"Can't you do it yourself?"
>"No. She likes popcorn too much."
>bang bang
>flashbacks from Vietnam happen
>>25672587
>kill one and leave the others to die
>>25672587
>Glacier "And then they fucked," Clear
>>25672587
More like curbstomp one for no reason
>>25668531
I want Aura quest to be finished
>>25672609
>Byline was never seen again
>>25672665
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>25672665
Fuck you.I want it to be finished too.
>>25672650
Glacier "All aboard" Clear
Glacier "Professional" Clear
>>25672650
>Her fanatical attempts to get her little pones to fugg lead to overpopulation, so she had to abandon them just like her quests
>>25672609
Who would be eager to go on the super missions?
>>25672739____me
Will be working on JAD character sheets and other inn things, and maybe some requests/other CYOAs later on.
Come join for shit taste and music and the chance to point out every single detail I miss.and art i guess but who just watches someone for art?
https://picarto.tv/invertigo
>>25672786
>https://picarto.tv/invertigo
Exactly when I am going to sleep. You heartless bastard.
>>25672786
I'm still spoiled by the MAS streams.
No CYOA streams have a funny smart manlet pontificate about strategy games and politics.
Alright, who got stupid face pregnant?
>>25672962
Fruity
>>25672962
Choosie dun it.
>>25672981
>"HOW COULD YOU?"
>"I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR SPECIAL BAT!"
>>25672962
Obviously it was Steely's thick creamy custard that did the deed>tfw he'll never pump you full of his potent spunk, ensuring the prestigious line continues without fail
>>25672981
I thought fruity only attracted the little mares
>>25673230
Yeah he's got those too back in the terrarium at home, running on the exercise whell
>>25673230
Explain Nina
>>25673275
She's not attracted to him, duh.
>>25673275
Nina is a big mare
>>25673310
I like this picture
>>25673310
Deinna and Flo are probably just tiny.
>>25673339
We know Flo is small as fuck. Don't know about Deinna though.
>>25673366
What happened to the scale of all the mares?
>>25673485
what do you mean?
>>25673366
>>25673485
>cast butt comparison never happened
>>25673492
Last thread
Someone said we should make a scale of all the mares from smallest to biggest
>>25673657
>make a scale of all the mares from smallest to biggest plots
fixed
I could have spent today reading Urban.
Instead I played picross.
>>25673676
>Choosing that over memes and big bootied bats
>>25673657
Well then you better get on it :^)
>>25673709
Step one, list all CYOA mares!I'll give you a few days to compile your list because even with that much time, you'll still fuck it up.
>>25673709
I would love to but i more important things to do
Like playing game
>>25673762I can guarantee they wouldn't even know my mares exist.
>>25673133
Everyone knows Steel wants to make Hippogriffs with Willow.
>>25673939
Hippogriffs that would befucking invincible.
>>25673939
There's plenty of custard for everyone.
Strange welcome signs for the CYOA general
>>25673990
>implying Steel wants to take care of a retarded bat foal
>>25674041
>implying Willow doesn't have a stupid face
>>25674039
Remember to not make eye contact.
>>25674039
It'll probably be fine.
>>25674039
Remember: Everyone is bound to succeed.
>>25674059
>not acocky face
>>25674101
So we're got Cocky Face and Stupid Face, and I think Es would be Edge Face. Or maybe Ass Face.
What would the others be?
>>25674130
Steel has aBoringface
What kind of faces do other PCs have?
>>25674164
Fanged
>>25674164
Groovy
>>25674164
cute
>>25674164
Punished
penis
>>25674455
thats gay anon
I knew I was forgetting something earlier.
>>25664602
Thanks a bunch, Anon. These paper pones are so damn cute.
>>25674512
girl penis
>>25674691
That's a shit fetish.
>>25674691
Whispen's cock is exceedingly masculine.
>>25674455
>>25674691
Pingas
>>25674691
faggot
>>25674706
ur a shit fetish
>>25674731
no u
Okay so I wanted to try something, but bare with me because it's a little weird.
So first, I need you to imagine a big throbbing horsecock.___________________________________that's it.
>>25674790
But Anon, that's gay.
>>25674790
sick unfunny copypaste skills m8.
Male
Genitalia
I motion for bathwater to be another term for alcohol. All in favor, post ponies
>>25672786
How long is the JAD stuff going to last, and do you even read any other CYOAs?
>>25675268
Horse pls
>>25675287
Was going through Hijack until school took my time away.
I read through the (one) thread on Crystal Warlock.
I read the beginning of Curwhibbles, until again, time.
Time is a major factor here, if you couldn't tell.
Might last for a while. Not sure.
>>25675300
I wish you weren't so exclusively JAD.
If nobody responds to him he'll go away
>>25675418
Who?
>>25675464
Maybe he was talking about himself.
It's an existential crisis post.
>All this butthurt over A sheep calling Tara stupid
Wew
>>25675834
Damn I didn't realize how badly the batfags had taken over Hijack
>>25675834
She's a Russian stereotype.
As a lazy capitalist I'm extra offended.
>>25675886
I think it's more that our character is getting insulted for helping the sheep.
I mean, knowing that you faggots think that anyone who doesn't care is also a batfag, I doubt this will be a constructive conversation anyway.
>>25675969
They are all screaming RACISM and BIGOT lol.
Calling Tara stupid and a janitor isnt racism.
>>25675991
>implying that was the racism
You should go read again, batkin.
>>25675991
>>25676003
Eh, I'm not convinced either way yet.
She's singled us out even though we've done little but help her. Maybe it's race, maybe it's because we touched her shit.
If it's because we touched her shit then she also is being petty, otherwise she's racist.
Either way she's a bitch and we have no reason to bow to her demands.
>>25675991
>>25675991
BTFO Faggot
>>25676032
>>25675991
>>25676005
Shit, forgot my link.
>>25676023
>her demands
>I don't want to work with you
>NO FUCK YOU I WON'T BOW TO YOU COMMANDS IM GONNA WORK WITH YOU
kek
>>25676044
Her command was to essentially stop helping ponies, which was why we're there, right?
>>25676044
>fuck off
>shut up
>we don't need you despite the fact you're doing all the work
I personally wouldn't trust her to get the job done.
>>25675991
She keeps noting her being a batkin at each point of insulting her though. It sure feels like it's racism.
>>25676068
>calling a bat a bat is now racism
what?
>>25676099
Exact quote from the sheep for you, since you seem to not want the obvious to be true.
>"Beside! Who are you? You of new staff? Maybe janee-tor? Fitting for pony of batkin."
Possible real world translation
>"Beside! Who are you? You of new staff? Maybe janee-tor? Fitting for a nigger."
>>25676099
>you idiot
>you black idiot
It's a pretty simple concept.
>>25676127
>>25676133
>batkin = nigger
lol
wow she called her a few mean words. She must be the co-founder of the bat KKK with shiny
>>25676169
>Shiny pretending he isn't himself
You gave yourself away already Shiny, it's okay. We only want to bully you a little.
>>25676133
Next you are going to say calling a person from Mexico a Mexican is racist
>>25676169
>>25676186
>specifically referencing someone's race repeatedly while insulting them
>directly stating they are inferior because of their race
>not racist
w e w
>>25676183
I don't even mind Tara I just think Everyone screaming RACISM! BIGOTRY! WE MUST PUNISH THE SHEEP when they are in the middle of trying to save everyone is stupid
>>25676196
>implying she wasn't just doing it to piss you off
Looks like she succeeded
>>25676213
>It's not racism if it's to piss you off
You'll have to explain that one.
>>25676220
it's sort of like how everyone calls each other niggers on 4chan but most of us probably don't hate black people.
>>25676232
This
Where's criticism anon?
He said he was going to have a review up for Heat within the week.
>>25676232
Doesn't really work face to face though.
>>25676251
He was a witness to a stabbing and had to be dealt with.
>>25676251
He's been dealt with.
>>25676344
Sorry about how late this is going up. This post took way too long.
I'm hoping to get another one or two in before I call it a night.
>>25676344
post
idea
>One punch colt and the quest for sexual satisfaction.
>>25677040
Muh job
>>25677040
based nips
>>25673771What quest do you run?
>>25673771iktf
>>25676251
Sorry mate, but I'm too busy practicing art and preparing assets for my upcoming CYOA.
I did say I'd write something for Heat, but broken promises and crushed dreams make me wet, so don't expect a new critique anytime soon.
I know I know, I'm a lying lazy piece of shit.
Pic related. The picture on the left was my best art as of a couple months ago. The picture on the right is the same character drawn again today, albeit with a few tweaks to his design.
I reckon that the quality is now at an acceptable standard; I just need to work on my speed.
One day soon, Orphan Quest will be live, and then Anons can denounce my efforts and we'll have come full circle.
>>25677347
You've finished assimilating other quests and now are ready to launch? Look forward to it.
>>25677040
>candy cane tail wrap
Yes
>picture of choosie
>picture of easy
QUICK FIND THE OTHERS
>>25677658
he went to bed.
>>25677661
FUCK
>>25672962
>you'll never run your fingers through his untied mane, moving the stay strands out of his sweaty face
>you'll never catch his head with your hand, and draw him in for a passionate kids
>you'll never wrestle tongues with him, dripping saliva onto your already sweaty, soaked bodies
>you will never feel his thick member plunging deep into you
>you'll never feel it twitch and flare inside of you as he hilts
>you'll never watch him shudder at the sensation and revel in it all at the same time
>it will never stretch your belly ever so slightly with each thrust
>you will never hear the soft wet slaps of his heavy balls clapping against you as he drives his steel rod deeper and faster
>you'll never get to experience his thrusts growing stronger and faster, building to a peak
>you'll never look deeply into his big beautiful eyes and breathlessly tell him how badly you want him to breed you
>you'll never hear his cute, trembling moans of pleasure as he unloads shot after shot of his warm and pent up seed into you
>you never feel that divine toughness only possible when bring pumped full of chum from a virile stallion
>you'll never catch him as he collapses into a quivering, panting, and spent, horsey heap
>you will never draw him into a hug and bask in the afterglow of the session
>you will never fall asleep, cuddling the guard and petting his mane as his soft breaths tickle your chest
Why
Even
Live
>>25677680
>So many CYOA horsebandos
>You will never carry any of their foals
>>25677692
/d/ pls
>>25670706
Fug I still feel bad for my shitty version of this.But at least I made a choosie and a Treads, so it's all fine for me
Reminder that player are idiots.
>>25678099
Dubs confirm, all players useless mouthbreathers.
>>25678111
Trips confirm the confirmation of dubs.
Reminder Clid did nothing wrong
>>25678207
Clid needs a visit from Shade.
>>25678212
Or Pen, she's giving all cyoa Slavs a bad name
Tara has a stupid face.
But she is a batpone so it's not a surprise.
>>25678207
I fucking love Clid
>>25677347waffle pls
What do you lure a sheep with?
>>25678360
Baaaaad jokes
>>25678336
>"Shu up, cave pony. Go eat mango or of other fruit you like."
based af
>>25678369
Ayy
>>25678464
Doing a short session if anyone's interested.
>>25678250
>implying Pen isnt a cyka
>>25678467
No we aren't
>>25678513#rude
>>25678499
nigga do you want to throw down?
>>25677347
>the quality is now at an acceptable standard
>imfuckingplying
Go back to the old style. The new one is the same shit Nips does wrong and gets praised for.
>>25678573
But anon, I can't see the body to tell if the head is oversized or not.
>>25678556
бopoтьcя мнoй
>>25678380
>all that butthurt over Tara getting btfo
man it was glorious
>>25678573
>other people like this style
>but I don't so it's wrong
hue
>>25678587
It seems pretty clear from the thickness of the neck.
>>25678587
non-oversized heads are not cute, anon
>>25678573
New Nips Jr. confirmed?
>>25678380
>>25678599
>a stereotype insults the MC
>players love it
Hijack has become Urban.
>>25678701
>Hijack took it from Urban
FTFY
>>25678716
THEY TOOK OUR MEMES
>>25678716
Hijack'd again! :^)
>>25678716
>hijack being unoriginal again
Not surprising
Can't wait until Hijacker stands trial for multiple copy write infringements
Can't wait until Hijacker introduces a deluded pony who loves boxes.
>>25678807
Hijacker stole the box obsession thing from the future in mission 1.
>>25678807
Can't wait until Hijacker introduces a deluded pony who is terrified of boxes
>>25678840
Can't wait until Hijacker introduces a deluded pony who is actually a box.
>>25678848
Can't wait until Hijacker introduces a pony that is actually interesting.
>>25678918
Ouch.
>>25678918
wew
>>25678918
wew
WEW
>>25678918
Nice
>>25668531
I'm bored, anybody want something colored?
>>25678948my life
>>25678918
rekt
>>25678948
like what?
pls no bully
>>25678966
Bullying
>>25678953Im not mean enough to make the joke
>>25678959
Anything really. OC's, sketches, etc.
>>25678977
Ponemart needs a bit of color
>>25678997
Groovy. Just let me know what the color pallete for the pones are.
>>25679012
chibi pone 1
>>25679012
chibi pone B
>>25678997
and new linework.
I need to know the best winning combo for a cyoa, and no, I am not above ripping off other quests
>>25679147
You need pone
>>25679147
art and lewd
>>25679147
Pone, cuddlesluts, and art.
>>25679147
Just take everything that makes good the other quests.
>>25679147
>I need to know the best winning combo for a cyoa, and no, I am not above ripping off other quests
Hijacker pls
>>25679147
Bats, 4th wall breaking, cutequestria, capitalism and communism, lewds, race diversity, mysteries, shovels, unicorns who turn out to be skeletons, cargo planes, quads, cars, cuddle piles, and just the right amount of suffering.
And Branson.
>>25679227
>forgetting horse drama
>>25679147
Frequent lewds and batpony memes. Coupled with a heap on insecurity while you provides metainformation about things like when you're going to run. Also,if you can manage it, hiding references to other quests that suggest that both stories take place in the same universe.
What were to happen if someone ripped something off from Hijack?
>>25672665
>>25679256
Character quality would decline.
>>25679256
Its like taking a picture of a picture.
The quality just gets worse and worse.
>>25679258
You are a really fucking depressing person did you know that?
>>25679328
More like receiving stolen property
I want a little Gar. I promise that I'll feed him and water him and clean his cage everyday
>>25679402
would you brushie his winter coat?
>>25678997
Not perfect, but good enough to call it quits. Fancy color requires better lines.
>>25679447
I'd buy a tiny custom brush just to do it
>>25679487
Her face always gets me
>All this circlejerking over batautism
They truly are the cancer that is killing CYOAs.
>>25679549
I want to circle jerk Shade if you know what I mean
>>25679613
I want to tease out his cute little moans as I rub his shaft and nibble on his tufts. Just think of all the stress he must be carrying.
>>25679636
floral pls
/cyoa/ has to explain to the mods why it shouldn't be deleted. What QM would we send to vouch for us?
>>25679923
Hijacker since he'd railroad them.
>>25679923
Hijacker. He would steal the best speeches of history and goad them into a false sense of depth and interesting content.
>>25679923
We are a board dedicated to a single concept. That's fucking why.
>>25679923
RITS
Hey Anon, has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>25679981
Coltshan
>>25679981
That isn't English
>>25680009
>Not getting the reference
>>25679923
Nips. He'd delay doing it so much we'd never be in danger of getting deleted.
>>25680030
Oh, and once it was done no matter how bad it was it'd be called the second coming of Jesus
>>25680090
I think that's a bit unfair, unless you just mean that he's overrated. He's well liked here because not only is his stuff good, but he's never sperged out and he's given nothing but thanks to the anons here.
Nips isn't perfect, but he's pretty damn good.
His biggest weaknesses are prompts and character roundness.
Most of his characters pre-Northern Excursion were pretty flat. That's a common critique this thread levies at Nips even at its circle jerkiest.
He's tried to improve that, and he's somewhat succeeded.
The prompts thing is still an issue, and in recent PP threads it's kinda embarrassing how bad a few of the prompts are. Hopefully he works on that next.
Most of the rest of his stuff is good to decent, and the art is cute and typically very good at setting the tone, even if the writing isn't quite up to par.
His art style is very cartoony, with superdeformed bodies and heads, but I have no issue with that, so that's purely subjective.
He even totally switched styles at one point, and I think that helped keep his art fresh. I think that more realistic style could have been used to better effect for more serious quests, like LOST. But that's his choice.
Nips is also really quite good at character dialogue. He gets some shit for his writing, but I think that's his strong suit there.
>>25680424
The shit he gets for his writing [at least from me] is that most of time, all he has is dialogue. just "" followed by "". The dialogue itself is fine but when that's all you have you cant in good conscious call that strong writing.
Hopefully most of the hate is just memes since he does do a lot for us, even if we joke about his tumblr streams he still does things like collages and that choosie pic.
>>25680424
>He even totally switched styles at one point
When?
>>25680510
I wouldn't say there's outright hate, just a lot of harsh, on the money criticism. All the big QM's people like to talk about here are subject to it, and Nips is very prolific and has been around longer than this general has.
>>25680527
https://derpibooru.org/983752
I can only find the one example on derpibooru, but he made some LOST drawings and sketches like this too.
You can see that some of the features, especially in head shape which he used to do far more universally round, have influenced his normal style in more recent pics.
>>25680576
I would have only guessed that was nips because of the content. Holy shit.
>>25680510
The good thing is that he realizes he's not a great writer. You can kind of see how he's trying to get betterlike when he has text only posts. practice makes perfect, right?
It would be a lot worse if he thought he was hot shit at writing
>>25680576
>go to his DB tag
>Last
christ
>>25680576
I really enjoyed this style. His Patches head shot was excellent. It's disappointing that he doesn't do it more.
>>25680630
I agree. I think it would work especially well for more serious quests like LOST. NE or SS might work too.
>>25680630
>>25680658
It would definitely suit his darker quests, but always having in mind drawing time. I know he's very good drawing, but that style is also more technical and developed.
>>25680673
Very true. Not too mention that the shift to it might be quite jarring.
>>25680686
He could always do a shortpfftCYOA to introduce himself and the players to it. I've been thinking about it, if I had more expertise drawing I would try to keep more styles with me, that just improves you as an artist, but it can get complicated.
>>25680673
>>25680658
I think it'd be useful as an accenting style. Similar to how he tries to go more cartoony when he's trying to be funny.
>>25667167
>>25666867
>>25666840
>>25666751
>>25667475
Thanks pixel anon.
So Sam Quest has been up for 12 minutes and nothing has happened.
>>25680616
Sam is back.
>>25680616
>>25680751
>>25680755
why would he even start the thread if he had nothing.
>>25680798
Man he didn't even repost the last thing. Maybe something distracted him
>>25680816
His self loathing
>>25678250
>implying that Slavs' name could get any worse
>>25680927
Pena a gud slav, was just tryin to pass the manager's exam
>>25680716
Wan/Murata style CYOA when?
Horse pls
Trottingham: /ss/ edition continues:
>>25681475
>>25681488
>/ss/
>only 4 threads
Hmm, might need to check this one out.
>>25681488
I want to be inside your asshole so bad..
>>25681488
>/ss/
Fins has changed a lot since I last followed him.
>>25681664
More desert training is a go.
Hey Anon, what did you have for dinner four days ago?
>>25681869
A cheeseburger.
>>25681869
A homemade pizza. First time in about seven years.I'm one lazy motherfucker.
>>25681869
Homemade nachos.
Burnt the first try horribly.
Second try was delicious.
>>25681869
ravioli bolognaise
>>25681869
I'm not certain but it was probably just some instant mashed potatoes.
>>25681869
>remembering things longer than two days ago
I want to die.
>>25681930
Everything beyond four or five days is a blur and I cannot tell reality and dreams apart. Having realistic, life-related dreams suck. I preferred when I had none.
>>25681869
Cold medicine and tea.
>>25681966
I will never forget that one time when I woke up, went to school, had a shit day and then woke up.
>>25681869
Beans
I've had bean or frozen chicken for dinner for two weeks because I'm supposed to be studying for finals I know I'm going to fail.
>>25682061
Life's a bitch. So just cum, let her take all your money and kick her out of your car.
>>25682057
Those are the worst.
Especially when you go through the day you're about to have so it's like you're living in Groundhog Day.
>>25682124
I'm confused by this analogy.
Are you telling me to fap while killing myself?
>>25682125
Yeah. 8 day weeks are no fun.
>>25682125
True. Or when you are expecting a friend to pay a visit, someone is congratulating you, you finally did something good or found a gf.
Then you are waking up.
Insta-death button, please.
People you wish they just shut up
>>25682251
Janee-tor
>>25682251you
>>25678573
>Go back to the old style. The new one is the same shit Nips does wrong and gets praised for.
How so? Is it the nose? The shape of the head?
You need to be more specific or else I won't know what to fix.
Threshold is back up, and just in time for lunch!
>>25671437
>>25682329
The shape of the head
The retarded look
The retarded smile
This little bat starts kekekeing and hopping around in front of you, asking if you want to go to his ballet recital. How do you respond?
>>25682528
Another one for my tuft rubbing collection.
>>25682528
Who am I to turn down such a qt Shade?
>>25682528
Tell him to stop doing noise. Ask what the fuck does he want from me. Then refuse his generous offer. I don't have money to go to ballets.
>>25682251
>https://derpibooru.org/983752
Tara
>>25682528
Ask why
>>25682541
Anon you need to be stopped, Shade is not for tuft rubbing
>>25682564
All bats are for tuft rubbing.
>>25682564
I vote for lynching that anon.
>>25682576
Nightlight is forbutt rubbing
>>25682564
>>25682580
I've been rubbing him against others so hard he's gotten all frantic and fuzzy.
He twitches everytime I walk into the room.
>>25682604
You're too cruel.
>>25682604
Shade is definitely not for rubbing. Unless it's against Floral. Then they are for rubbing
So, was homonculus quest ever a thing?
>>25682674
>tomorrow
>tomorrow
>tomorrow
Nope.
>>25682674
If I recall correctly, it's QM decided to withdraw.
>>25682674
The abomination was caught up by ethic associations and was elininated
>>25682604
Anon. Pls. Put down the pones
>>25682674
Did you not see the last thread?
>>25682674
He ran away after he made a mare when he wanted to make a stallion. Gender wasn't even an option during character creation.
>>25682699
One guy said 'she' and he bailed out.
>>25682720
Oops :^)
>>25682693
No. They're all I've got.
>>25682720
He said he wasn't going to come back for a year
Blitz and Gar need to be rubbed together so hard you can't tell who's fur is who's
>>25682720
That would be like Bath ducking out when he realized that the players decided to make the MC a pegasus Anonpone.
>>25682720
I thought it was because he really hated carrots
>>25682329
Only one anon thinks so.
Personally I like the eyes from the first style better, but really both look fine.
>>25682796
Well, they've already done some rubbing.
>>25682860
Link to full pic?
>>25682860
>what happens when you rub little pones together too hard
>>25682853
Why does that stallion have 3 eyes?
>>25682897
Why does Pinkie have none?
>>25682897
>>25682904
Did I blew reactor again?
>>25682863
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/meme/fanart
>>25682904
Because of perspective and stretched cheeks.
>>25682930
DYEWTS?
>>25682863
There's two. One with an audience.
>>25682916
Stop calling my dick the "reactor".Don't stop.
>>25682992
Going to start calling my dick the reactor now.
Thanks /CYOA/!
>>25682992
>>25683074
Fuck I did not see that coming.
>>25683136
Eminem is alive.
>>25683136
Tupac is alive.
>>25683136
Jay-Z is alive.
>>25683136
50Cent is alive
>>25683169
>>25683192
>>25683215
I want Hero and his crew of cancerous meme-goons to leave.
>>25683136 →
Biggie Smalls is alive.
>>25683240
Hero is so successfull that he doesn't need to advertise his quest anymore. He has goons to do it for him.
>>25683346
Not saying he does it, but he is the reason his stupid meme goons shitpost here to shill his CYOA. Kinda makes me glad I'm not following his quest.
>>25683136
Snoop Dogg is alive.
>>25683418
That's like blaming Muhammad for terrorism.
>>25683418
>this QM is the reason people meme about his quest
Wow, any more nugget of wisdom?
>>25683136
The Bee Gees are alive.
>>25683136
The Backstreet Boys are alive.
You have to fight the MC of the last CYOA you played. Choose your weapon:
>pocket sand
>10 inch horse dildo
>a carton of sour milk
>a rolled up Playbat magazine
>>25683599
I would have to fight with thad crystal pony traitor. Shit. I choose carton of sour milk.
>>25683599
Horse dildo on Dandy
:^)
>>25683599If you didn't choose horse dildo, end your life as soon as possible
>>25683599
Someone PLEASE pick 10 Inch horse dildo.
because if you lose, we get a good rape scene.
Enemy loses, rape scene.
PRAISE
THE
>RAPE
>A
>P
>E
>>25683599
>currently following four active CYOAs
>>25683652
>last you played
>all you follow
pick one
>>25683658
He probably meant he's playing four right now.
>>25683662
Posting in all of them at exactly the same time? So, on his PC and three different mobile devices?
>>25683687
It's not unreasonable to consider following an active session 'playing'.
new thed when?
>>25683749
bla bla never
bla bla dead since day one bla
>>25617770
Meme simulator is up
>>25683749
Never.
Alright so I'm working on Willow's sprites for the game. I need birdy experts to help me make sure she looks right.
https://picarto.tv/Storytelller
>>25683826
>willow confirmed
>>25683884
Up for tonight
>>25683826
I feel really unlucky today.